magical_felix's Blog Entries

21 Aug 2013 00:29

You need to write something more than a page first before you can be paige turner, dummy. And yes, I am aware there was a double negative in my last blog.

19 Aug 2013 19:47

I can't believe none of the female writers, published through Lush, haven't chosen Paige Turner as a pen name.

19 Aug 2013 19:32

17 Aug 2013 19:02

13 Aug 2013 23:01

11 Aug 2013 20:44

10 Aug 2013 21:49

10 Aug 2013 21:49

Be careful to not be fooled by fear masquerading as bravery.

29 Jul 2013 18:53

Shine bright like a butthole.

23 Jul 2013 09:55

My baby don't mess around because she loves me so and this I know for shoooooOoOo

But does she really wanna but can't stand to see me walk out the dooooooOoOoe

22 Jul 2013 16:13

19 Jul 2013 22:17

"Yeah, we like to get fucked up."

"Yeah, I like to get fucked up too."

"Yeah, I bet you do."

19 Jul 2013 22:16

18 Jul 2013 23:33

17 Jul 2013 20:59

15 Jul 2013 22:10

I'm the motherfuckin' American dream. I do what want, when I want. Nobody tells me what to do. I go where I want and I say whatever the fuck I want. I'm the American dream. I buy what I want, I get what I want, in every color, when I want it. I'm the American dream. Nobody stands in my way, they don't want to stand in my way because they believe too, They believe in the American dream... And they like being reminded that it's alive and well.

14 Jul 2013 23:14

14 Jul 2013 21:26

10 Jul 2013 21:05

10 Jul 2013 09:21

09 Jul 2013 08:36

07 Jul 2013 19:50

06 Jul 2013 08:52

03 Jul 2013 09:33

30 Jun 2013 17:23

Is it just me or does anyone else really want to spank Erin Burnett?

28 Jun 2013 16:34

12 Jun 2013 17:53

08 Jun 2013 21:19

“Consider that you can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic spectrum. As you read this, you are traveling at 220 km/sec across the galaxy. 90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not “you.” The atoms in your body are 99.9999999999999999% empty space and none of them are the ones you were born with, but they all originated in the belly of a star. Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato.
The existence of the rainbow depends on the conical photoreceptors in your eyes; to animals without cones, the rainbow does not exist. So you don’t just look at a rainbow, you create it. This is pretty amazing, especially considering that all the beautiful colors you see represent less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum.”

—NASA Lunar Science Institute, We Originated in the Belly of a Star (2012)

08 Jun 2013 21:17