You need to write something more than a page first before you can be paige turner, dummy. And yes, I am aware there was a double negative in my last blog.
I can't believe none of the female writers, published through Lush, haven't chosen Paige Turner as a pen name.
Be careful to not be fooled by fear masquerading as bravery.
Shine bright like a butthole.
My baby don't mess around because she loves me so and this I know for shoooooOoOo
But does she really wanna but can't stand to see me walk out the dooooooOoOoe
"Yeah, we like to get fucked up."
"Yeah, I like to get fucked up too."
"Yeah, I bet you do."
I'm the motherfuckin' American dream. I do what want, when I want. Nobody tells me what to do. I go where I want and I say whatever the fuck I want. I'm the American dream. I buy what I want, I get what I want, in every color, when I want it. I'm the American dream. Nobody stands in my way, they don't want to stand in my way because they believe too, They believe in the American dream... And they like being reminded that it's alive and well.