Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic The random thread
Posted 25 May 2015 00:23

Here's a random story for you.

Hmmm it wasn't a very hard puzzle to put together. It all fits. What was one of those quotes that I saw over the weekend? You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig? yeah, that was one of the 60 I saw over the weekend. Wasn't another one about not believing that revenge can turn around and bite you on your dumbass? Yeah I think it was that one. Oh but according to an onslaught of ecards, i'm a
dumbass
a bitch
trailer trash
(I've never lived in a trailer park so don't know what that ones about)
trash,
fat,
ugly,
a pig,
an elephant,
batshit crazy,
a liar,
a psychopath,
a sociopath,
a compulsive liar,
just plain old crazy,
mean,
stupid,
told to shut the fuck up because I am nothing at all. Because ecards say it, it must be true! Well, guess what? I'm smarter than a bunch of people put together. Let's wait and see who Karma bites on the ass. If I had been left alone, I wouldn't have given anything a second thought.
Isn't this how drama starts? by a bunch of people ganging up on one person and causing trouble?

Trinket, I give you a lot of shit, like a lot of shit. But seriously, you okay dude? I know you're not a liar. I know you get riled up. Don't let people piss you off. Wear some armor. Trust your armor. Seriously, This post, this one, I am not trying to fuck with you. Just a little concerned after reading what you wrote.

Topic The Quality of Stories and Poems
Posted 24 May 2015 22:02

A story, in any genre, is good if it sparks your sense of wonder, curiosity, imagination or moves you in any way. Big or small.

Trying to apply theory or numbers to that is silly.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 24 May 2015 21:52

https://www.youtube.com/embed/tC4jqub6Z_I

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 24 May 2015 21:43





You really do NEED to grow up. Clogging up LUSH with this childish BULLSHIT, how do you get AWAY with IT?

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 24 May 2015 21:17




Nah, I'm not related too you and I don't care what that drunk you call Mommy told you! I just stood there and laughed.

Now you're just being childish.

(And you didn't even capitalize one word in that last post. You're losing your edge.)

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 24 May 2015 21:12

https://41.media.tumblr.com/ee9fe907202302624ab6c499ace3b465/tumblr_my0qbzGlrI1svv9hto1_540.jpg

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 24 May 2015 19:42



given that there has never been any proof that the "missing link" ever did exist... it's equally POSSIBLE that our original forebears were the Neanderthals.

I don't know, maybe you should be studied. You certainly sound like you're at least half chimp. Maybe you're the missing link.

Topic *WE FUCKING DID IT!!!*
Posted 23 May 2015 08:00

This isn't like when Ireland accidentally legalized meth, is it?

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 23 May 2015 00:31




Neither has any of the pure uncalled for shit you've thrown my way SPACE CADET. Suck it up butter cup then go tell your Daddy... Charlie Manson (I figure you MUST be his bastard child) that some of us eventually tire of you. And, who in the Hell said I was in Vietnam? Oh, one of your imaginary friends again... nevermind.

Do you wan't me to help you look for your marbles?

Topic Mom arrested on terrorism for Facebook rant that called for "Death to all white cops nationwide
Posted 22 May 2015 23:35



Oh wow!! ok no im not but thank yu u just made a meal by posting that to a mutual non friend..i was trying to calm it down is all..FFs U pooped on my head in the seagul forum an i never did anything to you except get manipulated i was new here

Goodnight Felix xo

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Topic Mom arrested on terrorism for Facebook rant that called for "Death to all white cops nationwide
Posted 22 May 2015 23:31



hmmmm bootyshake

I am not saying anyones worng jack just should get back on track is all..I've told him off too.

Point is this woman ddi this wanted all white police killed is that appropriate?

You're home, go drunk.

Topic Mom arrested on terrorism for Facebook rant that called for "Death to all white cops nationwide
Posted 22 May 2015 23:14



i
nor can you JaKc. In the Queens English not that her Royal Majesty would dignify herself with foul language but its correctly said "mother fucker"..just sayin coffee

Kiera...quiet down. You're out of your element.

Plus, you seem drunk.

Topic Do You Consider Yourself To Be A Feminist?
Posted 22 May 2015 23:03

Passionate, outspoken feminists are referred to as "feminazis" because some people, for one, don't realize that gender equality in no way compares to the holocaust, and two, would rather those outspoken, passionate feminists not speak at all. It seems to be the sad reality.
I do consider myself to be a feminist. I'm still working on the outspoken part. It's a goal of mine since I've always been rather quiet and introverted.

This is a great reply to this subject. I'm not one to say what is a good reply or not on this subject. But in my opinion, this is a good one.

You should speak out more.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 22 May 2015 22:59



Shove it you pathetic little worm. all the way up your crazy little hole. hell me, are they still refusing to parole your daddy? Charlie!

What... I'm not charlie... You're not in vietnam. That actually has nothing to do with space.

Topic Mom arrested on terrorism for Facebook rant that called for "Death to all white cops nationwide
Posted 22 May 2015 22:56



I'm happy to connect the dots.

A definition of lunacy is extreme foolishness or an instance of it ('it' refers to foolishness, in this context).

Racism falls under the category of extreme foolishness, as it's a foolish system (discriminating against someone because of skin pigmentation is inherently foolish).

Therefore, it's not at all far-fetched to associate racism with lunacy.

Do you follow?



I dont think legally anyone would accept associating lunacy with racism . No one has ever argued that as far as i know . It's also no longer accepted as a technical word and is viewed as offensive.

ok i'll just have you know that not once in this thread in which you frequetly posted in did you use the word 'lunacy'in regards to racism in this thread. You chose words such as 'Hate' and 'bigot' instead.

https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst33433p12_Time-to--Ban-and-Burn-confederate-flags.aspx

Can you unlock that please ? becaause i had something i wanted to say but, didn't get the chance to post my thoughts. thank you for your understanding .



I don't know... I looked up what fool means and it's pretty spot on for anything I have seen you post.



Definition of FOOL

1: a person lacking in judgment or prudence

You have constantly displayed a lack of both. Constantly.

It's also no longer accepted as a technical word and is viewed as offensive.

Technical word? Really? You can't even spell, muthafucka.

Topic Sleep sexy
Posted 22 May 2015 22:48

I've been awakened by a hard cock shoved between my legs, but I always wake up to enjoy it.

...what about in the butt

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 22 May 2015 22:36

Bouncing off the walls.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 22 May 2015 22:23

You WOULD BE correct BUT the star the Aborrigines were speaking of is CERES, NOT Sirius Additionally, while what you say about the Lakota could also be true, just like those Inca toys in SOUTH America, it corrolates perfectly with what is written in the Baghavadgida. AND, while some of you wait for me to explain what YOU see as being impossible I have as yet to hear anyone explain the spark plug found INSIDE of a rock that takes millions of years to form. (Or simply figure out WHO built that road on a remote Pacific island that goes from the ocean on one side to the ocean on the other.) What needs to be remembered in all of this is that plate tectonics have reshaped our planet many times and over 3/4 of it lies underwater and we know nearly NOTHING about what IS down there. in short, our own failure to comprehend "HOW" combined with our needless and conceited belief that we are the ONLY intelligent life in a universe of endless possibility easily blind us to the real POSSIBILITY in light of the numerous sources that say "YES! THERE IS!"

You're going off the rails on a crazy train.

Topic What Makes Someone A Slut?
Posted 22 May 2015 21:16



laughing6 I knew this formula would be brought up sooner or later, I'm 25

Well, let's see missy. Let's get down to brass taxes.

http://assets.thefiscaltimes.com/TFT2_20101228/App_Data/MediaFiles/6/C/8/%7B6C8BD99A-D700-458C-B649-635B60FBC742%7D03242010_Accountant_visor_article.jpg

25 ÷ 2 = 12.5 - 26 = - 13.5

Oh...oh dear.

You don't quite need Jesus, like Lindseyaggie, up there...But you might need some counseling.

I am available, Saturday from 6:00 PM (sometimes this will be delayed until sunday 11:00am) to Sunday 7:00 pm (sometimes not 'til Monday around noon) But otherwise I am available for consolation for these very slutty matters you are dealing with. I am hands on, very thorough, and I care.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 22 May 2015 13:40




Because poor lil felix can't manage to grow up and take part in a conversation, all he can do is hurl crap like a monkey in a cage entertaining the applauding crowd. EXCEPT THAT...the monkey is cute. Not ONE response... just a constant string of insulting trash... hmmm seems to be a corollary here.

Oh and Chuck... I agree IF they show up in any numbers we are in DEFINITE trouble!

The crowd is applauding? Saying things like that just sounds nutty.

Topic Big bust up over 'gay cake' Who do you think is right?
Posted 22 May 2015 13:27



You know what... I believe you would!

Like, I'd wear a tight vneck shirt and a silk ascot. Draw one of those pencil thin mustaches right over my lip. Borrow my friend's papillon dog and walk in with it in one arm and a rainbow colored bedazzled christening gown in the other and ask them to make a cake that looks like the gown, but a little gayer.

Topic Big bust up over 'gay cake' Who do you think is right?
Posted 22 May 2015 13:13

Just bumping this cos the ruling from the courts came this week. The judge fined the bakery £500 because they unlawfully discriminated against the sexual orientation of the gay couple.

The bakery has said it will now only do birthday and Christening cakes


The full case and the ruling can be read here anyone for cake?


D x

I think if I lived close to that bakery I would go and order a cake for a gay Christening just to see what happens.

Topic What is your favourite item of clothing to wear? Any type of attire, but only one thing.
Posted 22 May 2015 13:02

Right now, am awfully fond of my black trench coat. It gives that extra dash of class and is just a great coverall for any sexy outfit! Once walked out in nothing but, and boy did I find myself some trouble... ;) x

Damn. Walking around looking like a sexy little present waiting to get unwrapped.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 22 May 2015 12:49



Predictably... more childishness. Isn't this SUPPOSED TO BE an adults only site? Could someone kindly check this little boy's AGE? (no answers just more insults...no surprise. Then again, WHY would you be able to answer questions about anachronistic anamolies that no one else has EVER been able to answer? )

That one crazy guy on the street who yells at birds and the bus would be like, "man that weavindreams lunatic needs to shut the hell up already".

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 22 May 2015 12:36



Uh huh, So what else do your imaginary friends say? Do they tell you who made the Nazcha lines? Or, explain the stories in the Baghavadgida to you? Or, maybe tell you WHO built the road on that Pacific Island that begins in the ocean on one side of it and ends in the ocean on the other side? Or, better yet, have they told HOW a spark plug found it's way INSIDE OF a hunk of igneaous rock? Maybe they've explained the coincidence of Inca children playing with toys that are exact replicas of modern jet fighter planes. Let us know what answers your cartoon buddies come up with OK?

Oh...I forgot...that would require actual... you know...ANSWERS rather than just meaningless insults... nevermind... you could NEVER handle THAT!


You've gone coo coo for cocoa puffs.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 22 May 2015 12:18




Ah yes, the king of fantasy once again proving his relative intellect. What I said was based upon what I know OF... at no time did I say it was my own PERSONAL knowledge. Yet, in your conceit and NEED to feel superior, here you come with your ad hominem attacks...one more time. the same sad little one trick pony as always. Nothing regarding the SUBJECT of the post, just more needless, pointless insults. (shaking my head...again).

The Loony Tunes would look at you a say, "whoa, now that guy is crazy".

Topic What Makes Someone A Slut?
Posted 22 May 2015 12:04

So using this formula:

26 / 2 - ((65 x 2 = 130) + 400 = 530) = -517

makes me a slut since it's a negative number. My question Magical Felix is Is that a bad thing?

Mass is on Sunday at 7 and 9 am.

Topic Review: Map Of Beauty
Posted 22 May 2015 10:15

So...after you opened the amazon box...was the wig itchy when you tried it on?

Topic What Makes Someone A Slut?
Posted 22 May 2015 10:10

A friend and I were recently having a drunken conversation about sex and she jokingly said I was a slut after I told her how many sexual partners I've had. It didn't bother me, but it did make me question what actions would qualify someone as being a slut. To date, I've slept with 26 men and women. But I've been sexually active for a little over 8 years, which is on average 3-4 partners a year. I enjoy sex, whether it be with men or women, and I suppose I've had a lot of it in my life. And if that makes me a slut, whore, whatever, so be it. But my question is, in your own opinion what makes a man or woman a 'slut'.

Not trying to cast judgment on others, just curious.

t's pretty simple actually. You learn the equation in high school.

Girls age ÷ 2 - sex partners = a negative or positive number.

If the number is negative she's a slut.

So, if the woman is 30 and she's had 10 partners you'd do this.

30 ÷ 2 = 15 - 10 = 5 = Not a slut.

If the woman is 30 and she's had 21 partners you'd do this.

30 ÷ 2 = 15 - 21 = -6 = She's a pretty big slut, bruh.

There is an exception to be made for threesomes/gangbangs though. Like if the 30 year old woman that had 10 partners had 6 of those at the same time you must multiply that number by two before plugging it into the equation. So it would go like this.

30 ÷ 2 = 15 (6 x 2 = 12 + 4 = 16) - 16 = -1 = She's a slut unless she keeps her legs closed for a while.

If you tell me your age I can calculate, with great accuracy, if you are a slut or not.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 22 May 2015 09:11



Yeah, me and the Aborigines who KNEW the location of the Dog Star BEFORE the white man invented a telescope that could actually SEE it! Or, the Lakota who when asked WHERE they came from pointed straight to? The Pleaides constellation. But, you're still just a sad little "one trick pony" aren't you? I PROBABLY should pity you, but...

Lol that wasn't you... That's like an Italian saying he's a genius because Da Vinci was.