Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Pet Peeves
Posted 03 Aug 2015 20:00





Thanks you. I do 50 lunges up and down the dunes in those days. Very tight, very bulbous. Best ass among all my friends. Everyone agree.

Topic Pet Peeves
Posted 03 Aug 2015 19:31



Only because you wouldn't show me yours first, Jack! bootyshake

I show my sexy caboose here - Click link for show - Now you show me your dark and stinky, woman.

Topic Pet Peeves
Posted 03 Aug 2015 19:06

One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone can't respect someone else's privacy. Not everyone wants to be an open book and shouldn't be forced to, to make someone else happy.

You ask for ONE butthole picture and it's held against you for weeks on end.

Topic Post a random fact
Posted 03 Aug 2015 18:11

I feel this in my little black heart.

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Dobrev was born 20 July 1914 in the village of Bailovo. His father died in World War I and his mother had to raise their children by herself. Dobrev does not remember his youth and school years. He decided to marry around 1940, which is around when Bulgaria joined World War II. In one of the bombings of Sofia a bomb fell near him and he lost almost all his hearing. Dobrev and his wife had four kids, two of which he outlived.

Over the years Dobrev became detached from the material aspects of life and devoted himself entirely to the spirit world. He has donated all his belongings and walks 25 km into the city everyday to beg for money to donate towards the restoration of decaying Bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages. He has donated more than €50,000 so far.

In Bulgarian Language his name translates as good or kind.

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 03 Aug 2015 14:07



Most categories can be combined with most others. Gay revenge porn in 16th century Vatican, Viking/Native American interracial sex, Charlie Chaplin's first time exhibitionism, etc.

Yeah, those are all under the erotica umbrella (except chaplin I guess)... Fan fiction is the same. Fan fiction about celebrities. Fan fiction about characters like batman, marry poppins, the mother of dragons etc. Fan fiction that's gay. Fan fiction that's about inserting sex scenes into movies... And on and on.

Most importantly though... Allowing fan fiction would be an actual hardship to the site. People would flock here to submit their terrible fan fiction, taking up story mod time and tanking the overall quality of the site.

Are you done trying to be a hero or are you going to say something else?

Topic What is the most important "life lesson" you have learned?
Posted 03 Aug 2015 13:48



Being rubbed the wrong way teaches you who/how to trust.



Why does everything have to be sexual with you?

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 03 Aug 2015 13:10



*I'm GLAD we don't do FAN-FIC here!!!*

Though the ME AND BETTY RUBBLE story ROCKS ASS!!!

xx SF

Yeah... I KNOW!

You really are a punny guy!

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 03 Aug 2015 12:49



Think

Fan fiction isn't really a category. It can be about anything. From Brad Pitt in a furry suit dipping his balls in wax to making Martha Stewart say it's a good thing right before you fuck her in the ass.

Fan fiction sites have multiple categories under the fan fiction umbrella.

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 03 Aug 2015 12:42



I MENTIONED HARVEY WEINSTEIN in a recent in a recent submission that got MEGABOUNCED!!!

(It was JUST THAT HE HAD A MEETING WITH MY CHARACTERS!!! HE WAS INCIDENTAL!!!)

*BOING, BOING, BOING!!!*

You RESPECT the CALL even when it's WRONG!!! * SMILES !!!*

xx SF

Just change it to Harley Goldstein... Problem solved.

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 03 Aug 2015 12:34

Legal or not, I'm glad fan fiction isn't allowed on lush. All of it that I have read is awful. Like, really shitty. I mostly read it for laughs. There's so much of it out there too that if lush allowed it you'd have a ton of it dumped here by authors looking for a few more readers.

Topic laughing during sex
Posted 02 Aug 2015 20:05

One time I was hitting it just right and this girl kept queefing and laughing all hard about it. I looked her right in the eye and told her that if she kept farting like that I was going to stick it in her ass.

I was able to cum in peace and quiet shortly after that.

Topic Post Selfies
Posted 02 Aug 2015 19:47

.........ummmmm

Cat got your tongue?

Topic Post Selfies
Posted 02 Aug 2015 19:34

I was a little cold when I shot this. Still, here you go.

**Image removed by moderator. Too explicit for this section of the forum.**

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 02 Aug 2015 14:59



600 year old people have copywrite ?


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Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 02 Aug 2015 14:55



My mums a Jahovas Witness. coffee

You can't even spell Jehovah's Witness... What in the fuck with you... I mean't really?

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 02 Aug 2015 13:57



There are those of us who just want to go back and fuck Jesus OR… have lesbian sex with Joan Of Arc... what's the big deal?

Please don't be sacrilegious. It's offensive, kiera.

I mean't it.

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 02 Aug 2015 09:19



I think Historical will get "muddied" by lesbian, gay male, and other elements that some would say aren't historical.

Lol what...

Is that a serious statement? Gay and bisexual people weren't around in historic times? Not even in Ancient Rome? Homosexuality is a new phenomenon? Who are the "some" that would say gay people didn't exist more than a decade ago?

If that is a serious statement, it has got to be one of the stupidest posts on Lush, ever. Scary.

Topic What do you like during blowjobs??
Posted 01 Aug 2015 21:04

I like looking down to see the young lady start bobbing her head hard enough to make her booty jiggle.

Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 01 Aug 2015 20:45

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Topic Surfer Girls
Posted 01 Aug 2015 20:40

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Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 01 Aug 2015 20:34



There are stories all over this site that can be classified as fantasy, sci-fi, supernatural, BDSM, and much more but the AUTHOR chose to put it where he/she did. No one questions these stories and why they are where they are at. We saw this challenge with the amazing This is Hardcore comp we just had not too long ago. There were many debates about what was hardcore & what was more BDSM. I'm sure some of the stories could easily fit in either category without a problem.

Yet... have some minor time travel and it seems everyone looses their shit. Okay... not everyone... but damn.

Steph hit the nail on the head when he said these are NUANCES. If you get so hung up on one minor plot device... then you've got a bigger problem. Someone earlier said if the story focus was about someone "fucking Cleopatra"... then it would work. If someone went to change the past... it would not. If your hang-up is how they got there... let the authorz... and maybe the Mod who takes the time to verify the story address that. Not some critic.

Thinking people were having a discussion. No one "lost their shit". I am certain everyone's shit is where it is supposed to be. Maybe one day - if you lose the chip on your shoulder - you can also join the thinking people in a discussion.

If there was a thread opened to discuss the difference between hardcore and BDSM, I am sure there would also be a discussion about that too. Some opinions might even be different than yours. Gasp!

Steph wasn't exactly clear about what these nuances were... He made points that seemed to contradict themselves. Besides, according to you, only a mod's opinion matters which neither Steph, you, rejectreality or myself are. If you are going to pick and choose whose opinion matters then at least think it through before you also contradict yourself.

Cleopatra getting fucked by a man from the future changes the past, duh... The "hang up" (another odd projected phrase by you) isn't the way a time traveller gets to the past. The issue is that a time traveller (a character that is in the story throughout, if not the main character) is a classic fantasy/sci-fi trope. Having a time traveller character in a story categorized as historic is like having a story starring a vampire categorized as office sex.

Topic seeking editor
Posted 01 Aug 2015 16:19



I meant someone with talent, anyways. flower

True... What I have is better described as a gift.

Topic seeking editor
Posted 01 Aug 2015 15:27

Be lovely if someone could help our new girl out here. thanks.

rach

1 2 3 not it!

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 01 Aug 2015 12:27



Is everyone high or on something today? I guess it is Saturday ... Personally, I'm enjoying a rather crafy Pinot Noir.



I will be indulging in a decent red blend in about 5 hours... After that, time travel will no longer be discussed. Time travel and paradoxes make my brain confused.

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 01 Aug 2015 12:23



Let's try this again...

IF WE ARE TALKING PRIMARILY ABOUT Joan of Arc travelling in time and then changing her own history then we are in the realms of fantasy.

(It's NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!)

Think about it?

(The FOCUS then is NOT on the historic setting but on Joan's FANTASTICAL journey in order to CHANGE her own history and so then the ACCENT is surely on that element?)

This is frankly a sophistic argument... (Tell them, Liz...)

xx SF





How does a time traveller not change Joan of Arc's history in the example I gave you earlier that you said would be placed in the historic category?



On the flip side of the coin, logic would say that anyone traveling to the past is also a fantasy. So let's say the story is about a time traveller that by whatever plot device you want - a miracle, a time machine, fairy stones or whatever - wakes up during Joan of Arc's campaign against the English. Let's say the whole story takes place in the past but the traveller is definitely from our time. The fact that he is from our time definitely has to come in to play at one point during the story or else what is the point of the time travel? Maybe he warns Joan about her capture? Maybe he knows modern military strategy? Maybe he teaches her that the men of the future like to eat a girl's ass? Something. Something will have to come into play to justify the time travel element.

Now is that historic? Or is that fantasy?

To that you said...



The FACT that the story is MAINLY CONCERNED with a PAST historical situation and setting cites the story in the THE HISTORICAL CATEGORY.



You're contradicting yourself.



This is frankly a sophistic argument...



By me or you? ;)




(This is just interesting to me Stephenie and you're fun to discuss things like this with)

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 01 Aug 2015 11:32



The FACT that the story is MAINLY CONCERNED with a PAST historical situation and setting cites the story in the THE HISTORICAL CATEGORY.




But so was my example of Joan of Arc traveling in time within the dates of her English campaign but you called that fantasy. That story is mainly concerned with a past historical situation and setting. That story would have even less of the present day in it because there wouldn't even be a time traveller from our time in it. Everything would be as you say, concerning the past but you called it fantasy.

Paradox... The scourge of time travel plots.

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 01 Aug 2015 11:04

Don't FUCK with me Hun I'm really good at this...




(They didn't FIRE me because I'm shit, Jack!!!) * LAUGHS !*

xx SF

Don't call me hun... haha

(Just copying and pasting my response to RavenStar because I knew you would say fantasy, I think it's fantasy as well.)

I agree, it's fantasy.

On the flip side of the coin, logic would say that anyone traveling to the past is also a fantasy. So let's say the story is about a time traveller that by whatever plot device you want - a miracle, a time machine, fairy stones or whatever - wakes up during Joan of Arc's campaign against the English. Let's say the whole story takes place in the past but the traveller is definitely from our time. The fact that he is from our time definitely has to come in to play at one point during the story or else what is the point of the time travel? Maybe he warns Joan about her capture? Maybe he knows modern military strategy? Maybe he teaches her that the men of the future like to eat a girl's ass? Something. Something will have to come into play to justify the time travel element.

Now is that historic? Or is that fantasy?

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 01 Aug 2015 11:02



where are Bill and Ted when you need them?

In San Dimas!

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 01 Aug 2015 10:59



Fantasy for sure. Miracles aren't necessarily fantasy but so far, time travel is. Also, by historical definition, it is a fantasy that Joan of Arc did any time traveling.

I agree, it's fantasy.

On the flip side of the coin, logic would say that anyone traveling to the past is also a fantasy. So let's say the story is about a time traveller that by whatever plot device you want - a miracle, a time machine, fairy stones or whatever - wakes up during Joan of Arc's campaign against the English. Let's say the whole story takes place in the past but the traveller is definitely from our time. The fact that he is from our time definitely has to come in to play at one point during the story or else what is the point of the time travel? Maybe he warns Joan about her capture? Maybe he knows modern military strategy? Maybe he teaches her that the men of the future like to eat a girl's ass? Something. Something will have to come into play to justify the time travel element.

Now is that historic? Or is that fantasy?

Topic New Category Poll - Historical Sex Stories
Posted 01 Aug 2015 10:38



How we COMPLICATE things...

Here's my My 2 cents

I think that a Time Travel story COULD, (if obviously taking place in the past...) be posted under HISTORICAL. That is, IF THE OBVIOUS ACCENT OF THE STORY CONCERNS HISTORICAL DETAIL RATHER THAN THE MECHANICS (?) OF THE TIME TRAVEL PROCESS ITSELF...

Indeed, if THAT SAME STORY were posted in Sci-Fi it might disappoint readers who were looking for a more of a WILLIAM GIBSON hit... (Look it up!)

(A TIME TRAVEL story set IN THE FUTURE is SCI-FI, NO QUESTION!)

Ultimately and AS ALWAYS if there is a QUESTION about category placement it will be resolved by the experienced and capable Mod Team who do that sort of thing every day. (So WE don't have to worry our talented little heads about it!!!) All WE have to do is WRITE.

Thank you. I am STEPHEN, VOICE OF REASON...

(Available for After Dinner speeches...)

xx SF



Okay so what about a story where Joan of Arc travels through a worm hole in the back of a church and ends up in 2015. The story would be about her, a historic figure and not really about the time machine... We'll just call the wormhole a miracle. By the power of a miracle she travels through time.

Or better yet how about Joan of Arc uses miraculous time travel to see where she will be captured by the English and avoids burning at the stake and instead goes and loses her virginity somewhere? Would this story go under Historic? Or would that now be fantasy?

Remember that the category is Fantasy & Sci-Fi. Not just Sci-fi. Or would miracles be considered supernatural? Because that's a category too.

A writer could argue that if a modern day person traveling back in time counts as historic than a historical figure traveling to our time should count too if the main character is the historic figure.