Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic The F word at work. Is there a double standard?
Posted 21 Jun 2018 01:18

Not one of my favorite words at all. But I am quilty of using it in my writing at times.

Sounds like your writing is a real patchwork of words. lol

Sorry but I don’t feel I’m of low intelligence. <--- Something I will have to think about.

so funny...

Topic What is American Culture?
Posted 21 Jun 2018 01:06

I've been in the US about a decade. The biggest distinguishing feature of America in my opinion is individualism. It's a culture of "I" rather than "We". That leads to a lot of personal freedom, but also a lot of selfishness, and a lack of compassion for others. Americans individually tend to be warm and friendly, though they are suspicious of and easily threatened by novelty and difference. They genuinely want to be seen as good, decent people (or whatever their version of good and decent is - a lot of it seems to revolve around going to church). Collectively, however, they're very entitled and often convinced that everyone else is out to get them or screw them over or take something away from them, and therefore they need to get it first, protect it, and keep it away from others. Americans seldom appreciate the concept of "enough" and instead pursue the goals of making everything bigger, louder, faster, and more powerful, in pursuit of the toxic myths of perpetual growth and unlimited freedom. Everything in America is "Mega." Consequently, Americans are tired most of the time. Their endless ambitions (and failures) towards wealth, success, and greatness are exhausting them. Americans possess little sense of humour, and even less joie de vivre. They are very serious-minded people even when it comes to their entertainment and recreation - grimly determined to enjoy themselves to the maximum possible extent.

So where are you from then? Not where do you live in America but where did you immigrate from?

Topic Your thoughts on Trump's Zero Tolerance Policy & separating children
Posted 20 Jun 2018 22:21

Trump caved. Let's give the kids back to the families that stupidity brought them here and send them back across the border. Next time they should do it the legal way. Or send them up to Canada.

What’s the legal way? Seriously do you even know?

Maybe Mexico should get ahold of a nuke, smuggle it into the US, make a video of it, send it to every media outlet and demand the US sell back every state with a beaner sounding name.

Sound familiar?

Topic What is American Culture?
Posted 20 Jun 2018 19:47

Wow that’s just hateful and inappropriate.

Topic What is American Culture?
Posted 20 Jun 2018 19:10

Big tits!

Rock n roll!

The internet!

Credit card dept!

Killin shit!


Fast food!


Light beer!

Big trucks!

Easy sluts!


Topic Camel Toes!
Posted 20 Jun 2018 16:26

To get things rolling, I like this one.

What could be better than a Camel Toe? Why a Blonde Camel Toe of course!

What could be better than a Blonde Camel Toe? Why, a Blonde Camel Toe from Canada of course!

DamonX might even like this one!

I thought they called it moose knuckle in Canada. I’m being serious.

Topic Your thoughts on Trump's Zero Tolerance Policy & separating children
Posted 20 Jun 2018 12:59

Funny how he was just praising himself about his no tolerance policy and hugging the flag n shit then today he completly back peddles. Guess it wasn’t about America after all and more about his image.

Topic The World Cup
Posted 19 Jun 2018 18:16

England actually won!

They were so close to goofing up... lucky bastards.

Topic The World Cup
Posted 17 Jun 2018 11:05

I think the prayer worked!

Topic The World Cup
Posted 16 Jun 2018 23:38

England got lucky to get an easy group... They'll still fuck it up. Its England.

One of the best teams, England. They will STILL fuck it up.

Brazil sucks and will cry like always... Germany is the favorite to win.

Iceland... That's who I'm rooting for. Fucking Iceland.

There are more registered professional futbol players in Argentina than there are people that live in Iceland. And Argentina couldn't beat them.

I was at the friendly where Mexico beat Iceland 3-0... Hoping Mexico gets that Icelandic power against Germany, I doubt it. But I hope so.

Eiður Guðjohnsen, the best Icelandic player in history who was teammates with the best Mexican player in history at Barcelona who is probably the oldest player in the tournament now.

Give the Mexicans that Icelandic power.

Yes.... That was a prayer.

Topic What Country Do You Think Is The Greatest Threat To World Peace?
Posted 16 Jun 2018 19:15

They didn't specify which years were considered "entirely at peace" so it would be difficult to verify the claim. But I have seen the topic discussed before and it was pointed out that for many places in the world the historical record is incomplete. So while there may have been periods where modern historians are not aware of a war, there may have been one or more that occurred but have been swallowed by the mists of time.

I heard Finland is working on a brain chip like in Upgrade to put in polar bears.

Don’t sleep on Finland, just saying.

Topic What did you think of Trump sitting with Kim Jong-un?
Posted 15 Jun 2018 20:05

President Donald Trump returning a salute to a North Korean military general during this week's summit in Singapore, an extraordinary display of respect from a US president to a top officer of a hostile regime. President Donald Trump wants " people" to listen to him the way North Koreans do to dictator Kim Jong Un. "He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same," the president told the Fox News Channel program "Fox & Friends."
It is unclear whether Trump referred to Americans broadly or executive branch staff.

Otto Warmbier, the 22-year-old student who was returned to the US in a coma, his death had been inevitable as a result of “the awful torturous mistreatment our son received at the hands of the North Koreans”.

Human Rights Watch said Warmbier’s death “after being abused in North Korean custody” proved the regime was willing to “brutalize and kill to maintain their hold on power.”

What Trump is willing to do maintain his hold on power.

Hail to King Trump!!!

If he puts the trump logo in neon lights on a few concentration camps to house everyone that makes fun of his hair and typos he might just get that too.

Topic What did you think of Trump sitting with Kim Jong-un?
Posted 15 Jun 2018 14:42

— President Trump, explaining how North Korea’s Kim Jong Un is a “strong leader.”

“He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same.”

No slouching,Trump supporters. BTW, this is no joke or 'fake news'. If in doubt, check it out. rf

He later said he was just “kidding” about that...

Topic What did you think of Trump sitting with Kim Jong-un?
Posted 15 Jun 2018 10:03

Headline: Trump caught raping a chihuahua

Conservatives: yeah but Obama fingered a schnauzer so nice try!

Topic which food can you SIMPLY NOT ABIDE?
Posted 13 Jun 2018 15:37

I don't eat this stuff either, but I do grow some fine looking C-flower. Some ladyfriends enjoy my deliveries of it, brocolli & asparagus. So, I keep growing it in the spring.

Can you imagine wellmademale showing up in overalls with a straw hat and a basket full of cauliflower lmao

Topic Can a marriage survive if.....
Posted 12 Jun 2018 00:56

African "boy" what now? You do not refer to a black man as a "boy". You have some seriously fucked up views of the world, this is a fantasy--you've written crap stories nearly identical to the "situation" you're supposedly in--and you need to lay off the Google Translate.

Also, Mattew, fair warning, you're walking a very fine line by repeatedly using the term "African" in a derogatory sense. Knock it the fuck off.

Holy shit, you must be some kind of detective to realize this. I’m floored. Only took two pages of posts.

Topic Can a marriage survive if.....
Posted 11 Jun 2018 14:48

I know and chose to stay still married to her....

The family Christmas photos are going to be awkward buddy.


Topic Can a marriage survive if.....
Posted 11 Jun 2018 14:43

There is nothing to laugh and joke about wife told me if we can separate if i wanted......

So you’re not a cornudo? This is against your will? Like you don’t want to clean his dick off after he fucks your wife or anything like that? This is her cheating on you with the intent to get pregnant and she says you can stay or go but you have to put up with her getting straight hammered on by this buck?

Topic Can a marriage survive if.....
Posted 11 Jun 2018 14:35

Sometimes only spied them where having sex

Did they know or did you have to ninja wank it?

Like was this in your own bed?

Was your wedding picture on the wall and did they laugh it? Were they like look at my husband Mattew, can’t even spell his own name much less fuck me like a real African stud with his shriveled little pepperoncini while he slam dunked her from behind laughing with a deep French African accent.

Topic Can a marriage survive if.....
Posted 11 Jun 2018 14:27

Are you going to watch the black African bull impregnate your white wife? Is that part of it or is this like her own thing and you’re not allowed to watch or clean off his dick or hold his balls or anything?

Topic Favorite podcasts
Posted 11 Jun 2018 14:14

H3 podcast, tiger Belly, sometimes Anna Ferris.

Topic Why do men lie about how good they are at eating Pussy?
Posted 11 Jun 2018 14:12

I not ever been with a guy or girl who do that so bad that I would think they not good.
Is there a bad way to have your pussy/clit licked, bitten, and sucked?
It isn't something I think of much, but if others think a guy lied to them, and isn't good at it?
Maybe there's something wrong with them and not the men?

Did they make sure to give the balls some attention? I think that’s imporrant.

Topic Are you currently or have you ever contemplated suicide?
Posted 09 Jun 2018 00:41

first to answer the question yes at my lowest in 2012 I was suicidal after my wife passed away in 2010. That coupled with my constant dread of blaming myself for getting two of my friends killed in action.

and to this day I still see my local V.A. for group discussion. with their help and the grace of God, I have learned to forgive, not only the war but myself.

a few stats from U.S. Dept. of Veterans Affairs (2014)
average 20+ veterans per day with 6 were users of their local V.A.
apox. 65% are age 50 or older
and 67% by the use of firearms.
VETERANS HOTLINE 1 (800) 273-8255
So with the latest "high profile" suicides this week, suicide is in the news so PLEASE reach out listen and slow down you just might be the "one" to help one in need.

and yes I think of my two friends every day

Goddamn man. That’s really tough. You’re really tough. Beyond tough. That would break most men.

Making peace with that is beyond inspirational (there really isn’t a good word) but the best I can come up with is inspirational. You’re a real man.

Topic Are you currently or have you ever contemplated suicide?
Posted 09 Jun 2018 00:22

Wow this thread is so hot!

Just kidding. Seriously though. When I’ve been hit with “I’m killing myself”... the best thing to do is to put the onus on them. It sounds cold hearted, but I knew what I was doing. You tell these people, “what you do is your choice and whatever you decide to do I will not consider it my fault at all, it is your choice. I will hate you for doing it and I will forget you in time. Maybe even a short time.” People that want to kill themselves want to make the world know what they are losing. Especially people they love, they want to make you feel as bad as they do. If you beg them and let them know that you can’t function without them, it’s worse than telling them you don’t care. It sounds fucked up but you gotta let them know that what they’re doing is their own bullshit and that it’s not going to affect you like they think.

It sounds really cold hearted... I know. It doesn’t apply to veterans, that's a whole different bowl of American stew. But like people in your life hitting you with this card. Hit them back with that. It works.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 06 Jun 2018 18:41

Since there are certain members who choose to abuse the current block feature and have boasted about this in other forum threads, perhaps when a member has someone blocked, they can't "Quote" said member (so disabling the quote feature for the person who has a member blocked). So, if Member X has Member Y blocked as they claim , the Quote feature will be disabled for Member X only when they see Member Y's post. Member Y will not be affected in any way.

Topic Please use the block function!
Posted 06 Jun 2018 16:39

You know what I hate?

When I’m tractor beaming some lonely girl looking to piss off her father with my Latin lover cock magic and some jealous fuck is like hey Jack, say hi to your girlfriend for me.

Makes me murderous.

Posted 05 Jun 2018 19:16


I think these links are more nudiepant's style.

Posted 05 Jun 2018 18:04

Those look like rapey murderous chorizos.

Posted 05 Jun 2018 17:51

You lose again, douchebag. Water Sports

Your reading comprehension is still way off the mark I see...

I mean that you will get increasingly angry as this thread goes on because people will disagree with you then I'll poke fun at you calling you a full metal jackass or that you're firing blanks or ask you where a nudist conceals his weapon and then you will run off in a tantrum for about 10 months or so. You'll come back to the forum to either start another similar thread or post very short answers in another thread like a pouty child.

It's hilarious.

Topic NFL Makes New Rule About Kneeling During the National Anthem
Posted 05 Jun 2018 12:37

Here's what I don't understand about this...

Certain people object to players kneeling, yet they claim to uphold the personal freedom of the players that do so. They claim that it is then in their rights to boycott the NFL as part of their own personal freedom.

But the NFL isn't the one doing the kneeling.

So you're trying to put economic pressure on an employer to impede the freedom of individuals? This kind of seems like totalitarianism. Just using economic means rather than military ones.

It seems like childish, facile response to individuals' freedom, expressed in a completely peaceful, non-intrusive way.

I can't even think of a more peaceful, non-aggressive thing to do than to simply kneel. If a person can't do that, is that freedom?

"What? You're gonna passively and peacefully kneel during a song to bring attention to an issue that you feel is important? Well, then I'm gonna act like a baby and try and force your boss to make you act exactly the way I want you to!"

Why is it that the loudest cries of "freedumb" come from people that obviously don't believe in "freedom"?

I honestly feel that a major part of it is because they are black. It's like when racist people get all upset when a player celebrates after a tackle. I see it all the time in bars during games. If it was the NHL doing the same thing it might make a headline or two but it wouldn't become such a major effort to put the players in their place.