Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic How-To: Fend off abusive/fake "Dominants"
Posted 28 Jun 2017 00:16





I travel to England and visit with my Mistress every month. Been doing that for the past 11 years.

The lifestyle you talk of didn't start as one who humiliates another in public, nor did a Master or Mistress feel as though they were superior to their pets.

That isn't the purpose of a DOMME. Their purpose isn't their own self-centered ego, but they are only there to help others to find their most inner desires,
and help them in the ways that their pets feel comfortable exploring.

Any great DOMME was once a pet themselves. I've never seen a DOMME who had never been a pet that was any good at all,
and all had mis-beliefs of what their true role is supposed to be.

My Mistress is their to help me, and then after, be my friend. That is what any great DOMME is all about. Not what you think at all.

You actually sound just like one of those, want to be fake DOMMES.

I know exactly what the lifestyle is about, and the bad fakes out there that aren't worth to have me service them.
You don't sound like anyone who would make a good DOMME, at least the way you're thinking about it now.

I suppose you think that a SLUT is better than a WHORE too?...dontknow

When the first will steal your money, and could care less about you, or anything but her own satisfaction,
as opposed to the later who is honest, caring about her lovers, and provides a well needed service to a community.

I don't mean to sound so harsh toward you, but aren't you really being that way to Ashslave1995.
You know if she cares for her DOMME, that what you said would hurt her feelings don't you?

I myself would have responded very much differently if you had talked about my Mistress, who you don't even know, and can't possibly know about.



Really? That's funny because you don't look much older than 23 in "your" pictures on your profile, guy.

Lol

Topic Experience with strip clubs?
Posted 27 Jun 2017 14:52

The OP has been a Lush member for over ten years, yet doesn't have an avatar picture, and when I try to look at their profile, I get a 404 error message. Hmmm.

You have 7,000 posts and you haven't figured that out yet?

Yikes...

Topic Experience with strip clubs?
Posted 27 Jun 2017 13:58



Life goals.

Another pro tip: Wait until November Rain comes on before ponying up for a lap dance.

Topic How-To: Fend off abusive/fake "Dominants"
Posted 27 Jun 2017 13:33



It is called a long distance relationship. I am not "whorin'" as You put it. And maybe you are one of those who wishes all subs now down to them as well. Learn to talk to a human being instead of playing god almighty from your computer. My Domme is a Damn good Domme. Learn respect before you open your mouth. All you did was embarrass yourself, sir.

Ha! No wonder you're shaking your ass all over Fresno. A long distance master... puhlease. As I suspected, not taking care of it at home.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 27 Jun 2017 02:11

Honestly? It's Alzheimer's. It is the worst thing I have ever witnessed. It's cruel to everyone involved. I'd rather die.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 26 Jun 2017 21:41



Well, since neither of us, get those fucking voices out of my head, are schizophrenic we'll have to sit down and partake in some of northern California's finest.

Oh, I was wearing headphones and forgot. Good thing, I thought I was being possessed by the devil and he sounded like Mick Jagger. It was Sympathy For The Devil. Think I've smoked too much weed today and a few shots of Jack Daniels doesn't help. It's my bedtime.

Goodnight.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 26 Jun 2017 21:30

I do have to agree that the idea of a schizophrenic smoking marijuana doesn't sound good. They have enough problems, anything even slightly hallucinogenic could be bad.

That's why trinket doesn't smoke it. I do agree, it's a bad idea.

Topic Cooking With Ping
Posted 26 Jun 2017 21:17

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Topic Cooking With Ping
Posted 26 Jun 2017 21:10

You guys are busy telling jokes, laughing. Laughing like a bunch of school girls. What you should be doing is asking what happened to this poor man. Why is he in so much pain while making nachos for 3-6 people? Why?

Topic Experience with strip clubs?
Posted 26 Jun 2017 16:47

Pro tip: wear sweat pants, linen pants or something equally thin and unrestrictive.

Topic Trump/Shakespeare In the Park
Posted 26 Jun 2017 16:20

Serious question.

Should Fox News simply be trashed? I mean, everyone knows it's a redneck pandering machine.

Oh dear, I didn't know they owned National Geographic sad1



Some days I stop to visit my mom on my way home from work and I go from her yelling at trump on CNN to an old Vietnam vet (like a reverse big brothers big sisters thing) who is yelling at trumps detractors on Fox News. It's madness. 24 hour news has people all fired up, especially older folks.

It's ridiculous.. they would attack Obama for being some bourgeois asshole while they now pretend trump is some every man of the people. It's so silly but people get their minds totally warped by these 24 hour news channels.

Look at this shit...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/cAvq12Sa3VE

I'll be helping the vet and say shit like, look the mower won't start, fucking Obama! And he'll get all fired up and yell at me for making jokes then he goes off about why Obama handed this country over to terrorists and Mexicans (I'm Mexican mind you) and how he's a Muslim, military hater, traitor and possibly the devil incarnate. His TV is on fox news all day everyday from the moment he wakes up until he passes out.

Topic How-To: Fend off abusive/fake "Dominants"
Posted 26 Jun 2017 11:18

Maybe if your o wner was taking care of business at home you wouldn't be mistaken for whorin' in Fresno. Get a real Owner that knows what they are doing when it comes to making you learn your place. One that will strike fear in the hearts of other Doms instead of creating this come steal my bitch environment. Your o wner has a lot to learn about the lifestyle.

Topic Cooking With Ping
Posted 26 Jun 2017 09:09

https://www.youtube.com/embed/q6KAVzPb_yQ

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 26 Jun 2017 00:06



About scoring: It's funny. I'm arguing with you on another post, but I totally agree with you here. Who'd have thunk it?

It happens.

Topic Summer concerts
Posted 25 Jun 2017 23:47

Jade Castrinos and Cat Power were magical tonight.

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 25 Jun 2017 12:28



Now we're just talking about faulty logic in general, rather than attributing said logic to me? Well I suppose that's a plus.

Chicago has gun control laws among the strictest in the nation, and one of the highest gun violence/murder rates. But that's mostly South side black on black crime, which I can understand if people haven't heard much about it, because it's very under-reported.



Yeah but you're talking about the strictest in a nation that doesn't have strict laws at all. That's like talking about the "thinest" sumo wrestler in the stable.

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 25 Jun 2017 10:37



That's a conclusion not present or inferred in my post. That's scrounging for inductive logic from the thinnest of premises.

We have freedoms that many countries don't have. Do you want an authoritarian state? Safe and sound for everyone, like Mao's China, Stalin's Russia, Hitler's Germany, Mussolini's Italy or Pol Pot's Cambodia? As I recall, the citizens of those countries did not fare that well.



Just saying, the logic that arming everyone makes everyone safer isn't really supported by reality. There are more guns than people in America which results in more shootings and murder.

I don't want an authoritarian state but I do like rules and laws. The most lawless countries are the most dangerous and the countries with a lot of rules and laws are the safest.

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 25 Jun 2017 10:00



So? If you're expecting a perfect society you're not going to get it. If you take away my gun, I'm the one who's unarmed, not the criminal.

By your logic America should be the safest county in the world and a country like Japan the most dangerous.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 25 Jun 2017 09:53

I used to be a big pot head but don't touch it anymore. Makes me want to eat cat food. Tried acid once, someone gave me too much and I freaked out for a week and never touched it again. I liked speed far too much so made a decision to stay away from it.

This really does explain a lot.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 25 Jun 2017 09:46

if the interface changed a little, you could add more branding. Or even have a logo made or whatnot. I made a few to show you.
https://images.lushstories.com/5284d7be55e28a1f8817e9dd/lushblue2.png

https://images.lushstories.com/5284d7be55e28a1f8817e9dd/lushblue.png

https://images.lushstories.com/5284d7be55e28a1f8817e9dd/lushred2.png

just spruce it up? My 2 cents

the red or perhaps a new color could be expanded slightly. just my My 2 cents

You could have a slogan contest, and the winner gets a membership. idk


That's hideous.

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 25 Jun 2017 09:43

Several years ago in Seattle, they imposed an additional 'tax' of $25 on any firearm sold, and a nickel tax on each bullet sold. At the time, they said it would 'make Seattle safer'.


The gun-related death rate has doubled since then.

http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2017/06/seattle_gun_tax_another_gun_control_failure.html

Take away law abiding citizens' firearms is a recipe for chaos. Career criminals buy their gun's from the trunks of other criminal's cars, not from gun stores.

Even a madman would be less likely to shoot into a crowd if he has no idea how many people might shoot back. If you're unhinged, and want to shoot people, you go to a 'gun free' zone.

Gun legislation is necessary in many instances, no argument, but we need to afford normal, sane people the ability to retain their right to protect themselves, because the police cannot.


The fact that they are so readily available is what makes them end up in criminals hands though.

Topic donald trump for president
Posted 24 Jun 2017 23:08

https://upload.lushstories.com/513197227-2017-06-25 01.47.14.jpg

Did you not understand that post about dumb ass trump memes you didn't come up with yourself without any additional commentary or anything should be posted in a picture thread? This is a debate section of the forum.

Idiot.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 24 Jun 2017 22:12

This thread is a classic.

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 24 Jun 2017 21:43

Or are you saying that rate of hand gun ownership decreases crime rate?


Yes, that's exactly what they are saying. That in order to protect yourself from people with guns you need a gun yourself. They don't mention that a gun needs skill to use effectively much like any other tool or instrument. Lots of movies are watched here. It's our real national pass time. Anyway, in America no training, clean sheet or anything is needed before you can feel "safe" because you have a gun. Give a person a pogo stick with no training and it will still be less deadly than giving them some cheap ass gun. But we do it every day by the thousands.

capitalism motherfucker.

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 24 Jun 2017 20:44

Gun stats various cited sources

One might also argue that the buying of a gun IS choosing to be a victim. Given the number of unintentional shootings and suicides associated with guns acquiring one certainly increases the possibility. Admittedly there s no stat on how many times waving a gun around prevented a crime with no injuries or violence. Personally I just use my hockey stick.

The quoted source is not exactly my cup of tea but the cited references look pretty solid.

Injuries and Deaths from Guns
Every time a gun injures or kills in self-defense, one is used:
11 times for a completed or attempted suicide
7 times in a criminal assault or homicide
4 times in an unintentional shooting death or injury
Source: Journal of Trauma, injury, Infection and Critical Care (1998)

Yeah I know, we can all find stats to support our own arguments but I found this rather eye-opening. Simply put the US has a gun problem. Maybe its more accurately a criminals with guns problem and an untrained, unsafe, unregulated doofus with a gun problem; but sorry, you do have a problem.

Canada has a fairly high incidence of gun ownership but our per capita gun homicide rate is one-fifth that of the US. The key difference is legislation: e.g. handguns are highly regulated and a completed safety course is a requirement of purchase although I believe some US states have very similar laws in place.





Exactly. Owning a gun or having a gun in the household greatly increases your chances of being a victim of one. Like if my girlfriend owned a gun I would have been Swiss cotija by now.

I also had an ex who had a redneck as fuck family who thought it was fun to ride on the hood of a jeep while shooting a slug at a 2 liter. We'd take bets on it. The amount of things that could go wrong with this activity is in the hundreds, maybe thousands. It's shear stupidity. Believe me, these are the people who fight for gun laws to not be changed the most. Highly irresponsible, easily stolen guns abound, lowered mental awareness in every situation. It's crazy. It's red blooded 'murca.

Topic Canada to become the first G7 country to legalize marijuana
Posted 24 Jun 2017 20:31

I look forward to the first strain of cannabis called BC G7.

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 23 Jun 2017 15:28

Actually... carrying a gun increases your chances of being shot, by a lot. Be it accidental, suicide or by another gun carrier you would not have normally confronted if you didn't feel emboldened by your own firearm.

Here is a short article about a study they did on it.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newscientist.com/article/dn17922-carrying-a-gun-increases-risk-of-getting-shot-and-killed/amp/

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 23 Jun 2017 00:52



Well, it seems that not only is this an issue for Jack, but a few others as well. And there is appears to be a serial commenter who comments and deletes their comments. Except for the two sentences in his post, I do agree with Jack, there is no need to know if a comment is deleted.

As to his last two sentences... if Jack hates RRs and "perfect scores" so much... maybe he should request his RRs be removed and make all his stories unscorable. I'm sure Nicola or another Senior Mod can do this for him.

You forgot to preface this with "I have jack blocked, I care not what he says... BUT to no fault of my own I ACCIDENTALLY read jacks comments and am compelled to reply even though do not want to. I am replying against my will."

Lol... you bray like an ass!

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 21 Jun 2017 18:06

Why is there a feature that sends you alerts to your personal email that a certain member has deleted all their comments off your oeuvre? Seems like a feature designed to create beef.

It actually says which member did it. Kinda puts them on blast... also kinda spotlights the pettiness of the scoring and commenting on lush. That's why unimaginative, talentless authors have perfect scores and RRs and all that bullshit. It's a circle jerk.

Topic underage character question
Posted 21 Jun 2017 11:58

Okay.

"Disgusting subject" seems a little strong, it is a PG-13 situation at best, a boy wanting to look at a Playboy (and not even getting to, beyond a turned down page flap), but I understand the reasoning. No need to bash, however. It's not disgusting. It's probably a nearly universal experience.

I'll still write it. I just won't submit it here (or the blue site).

Why would you want to write about a 12 year old getting a boner from a dirty mag... the subject itself is fairly standard but you wanting to write a whole story about it is super weird.

Can you imagine? Verbal sitting there pecking away at his keyboard, he gets up to make himself a sandwich and while he's away you take a look at what he writing about... lol