Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic How do I tell a fried that I want to have sex with her?
Posted 02 Dec 2016 16:03

You look her in the eye, click play on the mix tape you made for her and say, "shake that aaaaaaass bitch and let me see what you got!"

Topic i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted 02 Dec 2016 12:13



I'm not setting the rules here, so I'm just asking that they be true to what they're saying.
Interesting choice of words for "suck it up"... seems a bit hypocritical to me.

Tough titties.

Topic i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted 02 Dec 2016 12:04



When did I ever mention censoring? I'm just asking for consistency from the moderators. If you have a problem with me, that's fine. I'd prefer a more helpful discourse than the suggestion of jumping off a bridge though.

What would consistency be? Either they don't censor stupid threads and allow "disrespect" as well, or they censor both. You can't have it both ways. So you're for one or the other or both.

Jumping off a bridge was meant to tell you (in an abstract way I'll admit) that as long as you are alive people will say things you don't like. Especially if you say things that are considered aggressive, stupid, leading, whiny and generally nonsensical. Get used to it.

Topic i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted 02 Dec 2016 11:50



The moderators are saying disrespect will not be tolerated in the threads, and I'm just pointing out that clearly it often is.

So you think it would be okay for them to censor disrespect if it's directed at you or mr potato head? Or are you again just saying it should remain but that you just don't like it?

Topic i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted 02 Dec 2016 11:45



No, I don't want to censor you. I'm just calling you out for being a bully.
And I'm a Canadian, this is not about Trump for me.

Oh so you think I can still say what I want but you are just letting me know that you think I am being mean to Mr Potato head? That's fine.

Topic The True Face of Batman
Posted 02 Dec 2016 11:43

Looks like Oscar de la Hoya lol

Topic i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted 02 Dec 2016 11:40



very mature, especially after all the discussion about respect, and not being personally vindictive or hateful.

Oh so now you want to censor me because you don't like what I said... How surprising. Thanks Trump.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 02 Dec 2016 11:39



the topic is rape culture, not tax dollars. please be respectful of the OP (that would be me). thank you.

Childish unstable ridiculous people becoming teachers and showing children how to navigate the world does have something to do with the topic. Think about it.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 02 Dec 2016 11:36



There is nothing in the description of the mature category to suggest it is only sex between two older people. it merely states "Involving older women or men, our mature stories posts appeal to people who enjoy an experienced hand in the bedroom. There's nothing like sex with an older partner to get up to speed with the finer arts involved in love making. Younger guys are sure to love the milf stories. the last sentence even implies that as opposed to younger male/older woman, the mature category would be older men/younger women. which in fact is the type of story I wrote for my story in this category. (for the milf category, I actually did younger woman/older woman).. so there really is no need for a separate older/younger category, when you already have 2 different categories that could easily apply.

That doesn't make any sense.

Topic i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted 02 Dec 2016 11:33

I look forward to hearing more opinions on this.

As far as the locked threads: As a paying member of this site, and on behalf of e very other member who may have an opinion or a point of view that a moderator doesn't agree with, or who might defend someone from getting attacked by those who the moderator might happen to be friends with, I request the following information:


1. What rule did my threads break that justified them being locked?
2. Why weren't other threads and people blocked who broke the same "rule?"
3. Which moderator was it exactly who decided it would be a good Idea to sift through all of my threads and lock them because he/she wanted to attack me for my point of view?
4. What can we do to insure that other good hearted, fair-minded, paying customers do not face similar prejudicial treatment and are not targeted by possibly self righteous, closed minded, underhanded and vindictive moderators?

1. They were annoying
2. Because you're annoying and stupid.
3. Kelly Price
4. Jump off a bridge.

Topic christmas
Posted 27 Nov 2016 19:31

Christmas is a time to be with family and friends. It's a tradition that my family has shared and enjoyed for as long as I can remember. It a time to gather, visit, and eat.

But why... that's the question, doofus.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 27 Nov 2016 19:28



If you want me to not make "wild accusations" then don't engage me in the first place... or better yet... accept the answers I give you. What's worse is when I answer your questions you respond back that I didn't answer them and once again, those answers weren't good enough for you. You accused me of going off topic... which is completely false. You also implied I wasn't treating this thread with respect... which is also false.

Please remain on topic in the future... and treat this threat with the respect it truly deserves.

Your tax dollars go to a person like this to teach your children how to navigate their world. Let disillusionment set in. It sucks. It doesn't stop there. Tax money is wasted on every level. On every fuckng level. The same way it's wasted for this dolt.

Topic Losing your way in writting erotic,how to gain your writers mojo back.
Posted 27 Nov 2016 17:48

Now for one I will say I do come up with some amazing ideas

Your first mistake is to think your ideas are amazing. You're the only one who thinks that. Pretend your "amazing idea" wasn't written by you and be honest with yourself.

Edit: Wow, never mind, I should have read the post date. This thread was started by a goofball over a year ago.

Topic Things that scared you as a kid and maybe still do.
Posted 27 Nov 2016 17:46

Robert the Doll..

What did Robert Duvall ever do to you?

Topic Do you prefer Red or White wine??
Posted 27 Nov 2016 17:38

A red for me please... Cabs or merlots....

You must like Bordeaux/meritage then. If not, Try them, a cab/merlot lover would love them.

It doesn't have to say meritage or bordeaux by the way... Just inquire about the blend.

Topic christmas
Posted 27 Nov 2016 17:35

I am a Christian. No doubt Christmas was converted from a pagan holiday when great numbers of people in the Roman Empire began to convert over. It isn't even the right time of year to be Christ's birth. It was just convenient. And most aspects of the way it is celebrated are rooted in paganism and now consumerism (which is the new religion).

Christianity encompasses a very wide variety of beliefs and worship cultures, many of which are in serious conflict with one another. Just as I feel great conflict with the judgmental branches of Christianity which I equate with the Pharisees responsible for Christ's execution. They may think they can judge me, but I know they have no right to. And I go to church with lesbian and gay worshippers, deacons, and ministers. Anyone is accepted. Christ didn't come to fulfill the rich conservative, judgemental, religious establishment. They are the ones that killed his earthly body.

And each person is their own priest, and does not need a priest as an intercessor.

That's my beliefs, like it or not. I am what I am.

Right on Buz. You are a hero amongst men.

Topic christmas
Posted 27 Nov 2016 17:31

Now, WTF do the Easter bunny and Easter eggs have to do with JC?

Birth. Or rebirth if you want to nitpick. Look, I agree with the looting of pagan culture... But I am also studied in Catholicism and the egg is about birth.

Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted 27 Nov 2016 17:07



O.O

Right, I bet she keeps the eyes wide open. Looking for clues about how she's doing. I like that.

Topic I'm not a robot dam it
Posted 27 Nov 2016 16:30

So what box do I check if I AM a robot?

You're no machine.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 27 Nov 2016 16:21



I did ask you directly. I asked you two questions about your post. Both could be answered with a yes or no, though admittedly I would have added an explanation myself if someone would have asked me those questions. But anyway, you make it seem as if I should have asked patokl instead. And better even, that I didn't as k him but you to personally attack you. It doesn't make sense. Why should I ask patokl? He stated that he didn't grew up in a rape culture. I find that hard to believe, but I don't know about his childhood. You on the other hand seemed to suggest that none of us grow up in rape culture. That makes yours a generalized claim, where his is just anecdotal.
So to answer your question: I responded to your post instead of patokl's because it was your post that triggered my response (for the reason I just mentioned) and not his. That seemed so obvious to me that I didn't answer it at first. There's no need to make wild accusations of personal attacks.


You're talking to someone who is the human equivalent of a speed bump.

For your's, her's, and everyone else's (she teaches children - frightening - I know) sake, slow down buddy. Use smaller words. Monosyllabic words... grunts even. Or else you will get nowhere. Well, maybe you'll reach the state of frustration... idiocy even... But that's it.

Godspeed.

Topic Do you prefer Red or White wine??
Posted 27 Nov 2016 15:05

https://upload.lushstories.com/2054360614-lw A12 kidnapped wine funny pic.jpg

You put ice in it, don't you? Come clean, how much ice do you put in it?

Topic christmas
Posted 27 Nov 2016 14:34

There were festivals celebrated around the Solstice and in the late Fall long before there was a Christmas. Christmas even nicked bits from some of them. Further, Christmas has become secularized enough that one can enjoy the celebration without ever mentioning Jesus. The decorations, presents, family dinners, and so on have little to do with Jesus and a lot to do with just getting together and celebrating being together.

For me, there is still spiritual meaning to the season even if I stopped calling myself a "Christian" a long time ago (what I am is complicated and in flux). I will even go to Christian services on Christmas Eve without the slightest intent of being ironic. The story of hope for "Peace on Earth, Goodwill among men" born in simple surroundings is a resonant one and fits nicely with other festivals celebrating the coming of light into the darkness of the winter.


I'm a farmer myself and most of my life revolves around harvest. Christmas and Thanksgiving are just harvest festivals. It's no coincidence that they take place when farmers/growers/agriculturalists/botanists are less busy and enjoying the literal fruits of their labor. You don't need to be religious to celebrate those days. In fact, it's religion that stole them and consumerism/capitalism that perverted them.

Topic christmas
Posted 27 Nov 2016 10:21

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f310b2a498f2a707f7e84016f080b671/tumblr_mnkqxdvFoL1s49x9io1_400.gif

Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted 27 Nov 2016 08:07



yeah, kind of.

I dunno, just seems like she'd give a killer blowjob.

Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted 26 Nov 2016 16:01

Amanda Knox. Is that weird?

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 25 Nov 2016 23:16

https://upload.lushstories.com/2043099471-aliens history.jpg

Humans creating art in their own form? Well that proves it. They've already been here.

Topic When is a story 'finished'?
Posted 22 Nov 2016 08:17

When you stop caring about making it better.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 22 Nov 2016 01:10




TheAngryishLover,

Yes, you're a troll. But, I'm deplorable like Trump in my compulsion to respond to disgusting people who are full of shit and unfairly disparage others.

i have no mercy for bullies - most all bullies are grossly inadequate in one way or another. Since you are being a snob, we'd probably be safe to presume that you are insecure about your intellect.

Unlike the sincere and polite forum member who you've been insulting and attacking, I DO take offense. You're a bully - and like we see from many slithering democrats, you are projecting - I mean PROJECTING your ass off. I haven't seen you put forth a single bit of evidence to back any of your hateful statements about Trump.

I'll respond to a couple statements you've made just to shut you up, otherwise, you're not smart enough... if I were to go back and forth with you, then LeBron James might as well challenge Michelle Obama to some one on one.

Islam is not a race. If anything I'd be a bigot for mentioning Muslims, or more likely, someone who is bothered by the behavior we've seen coming from Muslims who have flooded into European countries, and don't want such assaults and rape happening to my family and neighbors.

Donald Trump has about thirty specific policy and action items that he spelled out in every single campaign speech - in the weeks or probably months prior to the election. Every speech is on youtube. Are you too lazy to listen to one speech before making statements about how "Donald Trump will not create jobs for middle America," or about how his campaign had no substance and just stoked people's racism? You do realize that everything you are saying about Trump - you are saying to over sixteen million Americans who supported him? Do you think there are 15 million white supremacists in America boss?

I get it. Like many who are now finding themselves with no clothes, you are scared. But it isn't for what Trump might do. You are scared because Trump's victory is making you honest... Our historical victory has signaled the end to the political correctness that your kind has weaponized. You are use to winning without arguments - convincing without facts. You are caught in a corner and frantically shooting out buzzwords like "racism," and " white supremacist." Well guess what? Fuck you, it's' over, nobody cares - your bullshit has been exposed, is now impotent and ineffective.

If I were you, I'd start looking around for facts and truth, and learn how to deliver honest, articulate, reasonable arguments. Because, you'll no longer be winning with dishonesty and tricky leftist attack language.

Shame on you. Thank god Trump won. So beautiful to watch progressive ideas and dishonest tac tics dying..

Dude... this is the best. Wether it's a troll or not. Look at it. Dude, read it seriously. If hes not serious, it's funny as hell... if it's serious then it's mind-blowing. It's pretty retarded either way.. Totally retarded, but you know that, poor souls reading this, you know that.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 21 Nov 2016 18:53



I know that, you know that, but....I'm just trying to get a Trump supporter to be honest! Because either a Trump supporter is genuinely racist (amongst other stuff), or have decided that they can live with it so long as he 'makes America great again' (whatever the fuck that actually means. As you rightly say, no one actually knows what his first year will actually look like because the 'liberal media' forgot to actually ask him what his policies were).

But they don't. Talk to a Trump supporter about Trumps' links, support and hiring of White Supremacist, and they will immediately put up a smoke screen and talk about ANYTHING else other than his blatant racism. As if they've genuinely convinced themselves that he never said any of that stuff. That it's just media lies ('media lies' has seemingly become a term where people point out that Trump stood up, in front of a camera, and said the things that he did).

Good luck dude.

It's a big stupid vortex you really don't want any part of.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 21 Nov 2016 18:50



Ok, you make a good point. I'm gonna change it right now :-) thanks Ruthie

Dude, remind Ruthie you wear bifocals so depending on your angle the font size changes, duh. how can she be so ignorant? (Ruthie... shame) It's not cool dude and it borders on harassment. And I'm pronouncing it hair-es-ment, so you know I'm serious.

Bless.