Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 26 Apr 2018 01:07

hey speedy you caught my post fast!! you jerking off on your brown shirt with cunt boy Well Made Cuck?? who's on Bottom?? its hard to tell between you too who's receiving...Water Sports

He’s definitly a power bottom.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 26 Apr 2018 00:54

Hey all of you Fucking CUNTS! especialy the men "Cucks" , Fuck off!! too Sprite, .. I pay so fuck off!! Did you Run Bethany OFF? I was TALKING TO BRANDIE not any of you ?? an the GUY i pistol whipped was white?? You fucking racist CUNTS..i use the word Jive and you associate it with a black man?? LOL Believe me in the police report he was white !! OMG i cant believe you racist fucks!!
LOL you 2 faced Fucks!! ALL made yourselves Obvious, You FucKing douchebags ... since i pay, i'll post any fucking where i want to! CUNTS .... You are the "True racist Fucks " and your pretend tolerance, until it doesn't meet socialist agenda.
CUNTS like you Kicked Ol'e "Kanye West with his MAGA hat", My BRO to the CurB, now that he is in with the Freedom Crowd, and speaks his mind you phony-Fuckpig-socialists. that enough white boy Jive talk for you, Little Boy Sadist?

I bet You assholes-&-mods who try to soft intimidate Brandie, are the same ones that ran BEFFER (Bethany) OFF!! You Intolerant NAZI Fucks, stabbed her in the back, shes not coming back, because of Cunts-like-you!!
She poured her heart out and posted about her rape in here and was admonished and embarrassed her....By her so-called friends??? fucking douches!
Yes you did that On a site ThAT IS DESIGNED and makes money around FREE SPEECH??? You are all antithetical to that which you pretend to defend stupidest fucks i ever saw.... Clueless LOL keep it up so you can run everybody OFF and this the site into the ground... i'll be here to watch you eat your own...

Ps; thanks Damon you lttle-boy-fucker- Bernie voter, you nailed it 100 %.. in all categories
You CUCK! You drag Brandie ino this?? ( PS... let me know how your cyber sessions with Brandie go...) I DON'T KNOW HER YOU CUNT!
You're with these assholes trying to intimidate her off, the site as well??what did she do wrong?? speak her own mind?? Somehow I dont think she answers to Dog fuckers?

"Sadist "you need to drop the Meth man, bad for your teeth, and get a job, -all-da- poster, LOL you answer your own posts
see you fucks tomorrow... run your mouths some more...

...this guy’s got problems.

Topic How long do you need to know a woman before
Posted 25 Apr 2018 00:34

Now that did make me laugh for which I thank you... 'piston' ... firing on all cylinders I guess. :)

Thanks bud. But seriously try it on some fuckable English “ladies”, no harm no foul. Swing your dick around. So they say no thanks... but keep throwing your line in, get some some stinky on your dinky.

Topic How long do you need to know a woman before
Posted 25 Apr 2018 00:19

Well since I am rather old fashioned quite a long time... I would only attempt to kiss her after three dates.

John, obviously that isn’t working. Fucking man up. Let your next date know you’ll fucking choke the fuck out of her while you piston in and of all her holes John.

Topic any erotic story writers at a reasonable price?
Posted 25 Apr 2018 00:14

Yeh hilarious.

If you want me to make it hilarious that’s extra. 700 bones per 500 words.

Topic any erotic story writers at a reasonable price?
Posted 24 Apr 2018 22:48

Am trying to find a reasonably priced author to work on a short story/scenario for me but not had any luck.

Someone I talked to came back to me with a $200 cost for a story. I really had no idea one would cost this much. I don't want an entire perfect epic novel or something just a shortish story about a specific scenario I had in mind. Are there any known authors/sites that have erotic story writers who charge more reasonable rates based on the length of the story?

Cool site by the way there is some awesome content here. Thx.

I’ll write 500 decent words with metaphors n shit for 500 bucks.

Topic How long do you need to know a woman before
Posted 24 Apr 2018 22:28

The real question is how long do you need to know a chick before you lick her butt.

Topic you favorite song of all time that never gets old how ever many time you listen to it
Posted 24 Apr 2018 22:21

Latley I keep going back to covered in chrome by violent soho.

Topic What is your favorite movie so far this year? (2018)
Posted 24 Apr 2018 22:09

I was of the opinion that these “aliens” struck so hard and fast, and those mofos were fast, that people didn’t have the time to really think up ways to attack. Plus the whole, make any sound that isn’t obscured by a bigger sound and you’re dead thing.

I think it took the particular frequency that the father rigged up on the hearing aid.


they make it seem like yeah they strike so fast and all that but they show a bunch of articles about the aliens. All the prep with the sand and sound proof trinkets. Makes it seem like the humans weren’t overrun in hours. But weeks, maybe months.

Topic Flat or Round Earth
Posted 24 Apr 2018 22:04

2017 - Donald Trump is our President. You're a Lushstories standard bearer.

Yet another site that fails to see your genius. Too bad so sad :(

Topic Too Many Men
Posted 24 Apr 2018 22:02

Sadly, the millions of lonely men are not the ones responsible for their own fate. It’s hard to accept that some stupid human beings weren’t smart enough to foresee what would happen. Wasn’t it obvious?

Dude, maybe you should move to China. You may actually be able to find a boyfriend. Just a thought, don’t get all mad.

Topic any workout tips guys and girls
Posted 22 Apr 2018 19:41

You should always dread your workout, get high off it midway through, then feel absolutely euphoric afterwards.

If you don't dread your workout, you're not hitting it hard enough.

Nothing worthwhile comes easy.

Topic What is your favorite movie so far this year? (2018)
Posted 22 Apr 2018 19:33

Or staying quiet while having sex with Emily Blunt! That's like... the fuck is that even possible?

That was one detail I was willing to suspend belief for though because the acting was brilliant, especially like by the deaf actress.

Yeah the little girl was a standout for sure.


Not sure why I got so caught with details on this particular movie, maybe because it was so visually driven, but the fact the monster went through that grain silo like butter then struggled with the truck kinda annoyed the hell out of me. Also, the resolution with the frequency fucking the monsters up was good but like, no one thought to do that before? You got a monster that has evolved in a way to have their hearing be 99% of the way they navigate and not one human before this family thought to attack it audibly? kinda annoyed me.

Nitpicking aside, it was a very good movie. Did what a movie should do, entertain, make you think, provide escapism for a bit.

Topic Could Trump be Any More Fucked?
Posted 22 Apr 2018 19:23

You do sound like one of the LBAGC (Lush Bitch and Gossip Club) here...snorting Gossip things go both ways.

Whisk Whisk...Brush you off my butt.

Topic Friend removal
Posted 22 Apr 2018 18:34

i usually abuse them until they remove themselves. Regaeman Man


Topic What is your favorite movie so far this year? (2018)
Posted 22 Apr 2018 18:21

A Quiet Place but I have admittedly not seen many movies so far this year. That’ll hange with my MoviePass subscription.

I still have plans to Isle of Dogs, Kodachrome, and Death of Stalin. So it’ll change pretty quick honestly.

They never addressed the huge plot hole of sneezing, farting, coughing, queefing, plopping, taking a leak in the woods, or anything!

Topic Alex Jones of InfoWars
Posted 22 Apr 2018 10:26

LMMAAOO 😂😂 passionate about Alex Jones on a sex website. This doesn't make for good mental images. We seriously need to change the subject here. Have you ever seen the AJ videos on placeboing's YouTube channel? They're gold.

I had seen the one about gay frogs before but didn't realize he had made a bunch of other ones. I can see "AHH!" coming on in the club and people actually getting down to it haha!

Topic Alex Jones of InfoWars
Posted 21 Apr 2018 08:07

🤷‍♀️ Thanks for the tip Felix. You seem cool asf though. Never thought I'd see politics and Alex Jones on a literotica website. I guess there's nothing else to talk about.

I know... It's definitely a little strange to come to an erotic site only to wind up seeing people getting all passionate about Alex Jones. Quite possibly the least erotic person/subject in existence.

Topic Alex Jones of InfoWars
Posted 20 Apr 2018 13:28

Not sure where that baseless assumption would come from but that's also none of your business lol. Maybe loosen up a little? Broaden your mind? I don't like to just believe everything I'm told. If I think its entertaining, so what?

Trinket is just projecting. She does that a lot.

Topic Flat or Round Earth
Posted 20 Apr 2018 13:23

Unfortunately, we have you here, testing your metal errr... mettle, daily.

Dude, I have 3 editor's picks and a first place. What about you?

Right drunk edit sober cat

Topic Sexual or non-sexual, what is the last thing you looked up online and where?
Posted 19 Apr 2018 19:07

I watched this splendid Russian model...

Are you sure it wasn’t cock?

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 19 Apr 2018 19:04

Coffee & Sprite - its kinda sweet and kickass

Topic total knee replacement
Posted 19 Apr 2018 18:26

Hey good game. Ok Eodman, which shorts are mine?

Dude... call the cops because someone stole your ass and hips.

Topic Flat or Round Earth
Posted 19 Apr 2018 18:20

English who? you’re attacking an ESL person’s grammar. Very unbecoming of you buz.

Topic Flat or Round Earth
Posted 19 Apr 2018 18:14

I think it's an English joke.

.....are you implying I don’t know English?

Topic Flat or Round Earth
Posted 19 Apr 2018 17:59

And if God didn't mean for you to eat pussy why did he make it look like a taco? that a Mexican joke?

Topic Flat or Round Earth
Posted 19 Apr 2018 17:47

I thought this thread was a joke from the start. Seriously, what kind of butt waste would poll people asking them if they believe the earth is round or flat? I'd think most respondents would give them a ridiculous answer just to be fecicious.

If the earth is round then why are shoes flat?

Topic Alex Jones of InfoWars
Posted 19 Apr 2018 17:43

The U. S. Government would never poison its own people. That's just nonsense.

Shut the fuck up, seax.

Topic Alex Jones of InfoWars
Posted 19 Apr 2018 17:17

Say what you will be he’s right about the government putting chemicals in the water that turns you into a liberal cuck gay.

Topic Flat or Round Earth
Posted 19 Apr 2018 17:09

I am enjoying this new alternative-forum-personality. We've not been graced with such since the super hip dude from LA back in ... what, 2010?

Someone help me out here...what was that fellow's psuedonym then?

Are you seriously asking people about a fake lush internet personality from 8 years ago? Flatline already.