Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 01 Jul 2017 17:26

I think that still holds even when on drugs/alcohol, assuming one took it voluntarily.

It's not my fault it was the alcohol is not a great defense according to the law. Over here anyway.

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 01 Jul 2017 17:15

Baby Driver was incredible. Every minute of it, except maybe the last ten. But still, one of the best of the year for sure.

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 29 Jun 2017 21:19

Perhaps in the future you can check your facts before you post something that gets you called out...

Topic Purpose of Humility?
Posted 29 Jun 2017 17:49

I believe that is called hustling someone...

You can say that in that specific case but you can apply it to every interaction.

Topic Purpose of Humility?
Posted 29 Jun 2017 15:56

From a more cynical point of view it's good to not always put all your cards on the table. For example, saying you never bowl under a 200 is a pretty bold statement. So after saying that you go and bowl 180, making you look like you underperformed and like an idiot. But knowing you're good and that 90% of the time you bowl 200 but you say on a good day I can crack 130 and you bowl 180 then you look awesome even though you bowled worse than usual. You'll win the free beer from the loser too who probably wouldn't have made the bet knowing you'll be drinking his free beers all night being a 200 bowler.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 29 Jun 2017 15:46

It's impressive isn't it?

Didn't read it. I know better. Those two nerds are exhausting.

Fucking charts and bullet points n shit. Christ almighty.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 29 Jun 2017 15:36

Look at the war you two are in.

Topic Groped in Public - Does it happen?
Posted 29 Jun 2017 13:21

No joke. About a couple of weeks ago both me and my friend were groped at the same time by the same girl. It was a very crowded late night bar with live music and all that. We were at the spot to order a beer. This girl got right in our cracks like deep. Full on crack credit card. It was so fucking startling that we both flinched back and turned around while she simultaneously slipped in between us to get to the front and order next. We were so damn speechless. It was an expert move really.

Topic Experience with strip clubs?
Posted 29 Jun 2017 13:12

Won a few amateur stripper contest in a famous strip club in Los Vagus in the late 80s and early 90s. Then a few years ago in another club in Los Vagus for mature amateurs.


Where's Los Vagus? Is that like a store brand ass Las Vegas?

Topic How-To: Fend off abusive/fake "Dominants"
Posted 29 Jun 2017 13:08

All you are showing is your immature thinking. And, I am only with Her. Now, how about you go get a hand job done so you can shut the fuck up, dude?

Are you offering? I usually don't step one foot into Fresno but I'll make an exception for a handy.

Topic How-To: Fend off abusive/fake "Dominants"
Posted 28 Jun 2017 00:16

I travel to England and visit with my Mistress every month. Been doing that for the past 11 years.

The lifestyle you talk of didn't start as one who humiliates another in public, nor did a Master or Mistress feel as though they were superior to their pets.

That isn't the purpose of a DOMME. Their purpose isn't their own self-centered ego, but they are only there to help others to find their most inner desires,
and help them in the ways that their pets feel comfortable exploring.

Any great DOMME was once a pet themselves. I've never seen a DOMME who had never been a pet that was any good at all,
and all had mis-beliefs of what their true role is supposed to be.

My Mistress is their to help me, and then after, be my friend. That is what any great DOMME is all about. Not what you think at all.

You actually sound just like one of those, want to be fake DOMMES.

I know exactly what the lifestyle is about, and the bad fakes out there that aren't worth to have me service them.
You don't sound like anyone who would make a good DOMME, at least the way you're thinking about it now.

I suppose you think that a SLUT is better than a WHORE too?...dontknow

When the first will steal your money, and could care less about you, or anything but her own satisfaction,
as opposed to the later who is honest, caring about her lovers, and provides a well needed service to a community.

I don't mean to sound so harsh toward you, but aren't you really being that way to Ashslave1995.
You know if she cares for her DOMME, that what you said would hurt her feelings don't you?

I myself would have responded very much differently if you had talked about my Mistress, who you don't even know, and can't possibly know about.

Really? That's funny because you don't look much older than 23 in "your" pictures on your profile, guy.


Topic Experience with strip clubs?
Posted 27 Jun 2017 14:52

The OP has been a Lush member for over ten years, yet doesn't have an avatar picture, and when I try to look at their profile, I get a 404 error message. Hmmm.

You have 7,000 posts and you haven't figured that out yet?


Topic Experience with strip clubs?
Posted 27 Jun 2017 13:58

Life goals.

Another pro tip: Wait until November Rain comes on before ponying up for a lap dance.

Topic How-To: Fend off abusive/fake "Dominants"
Posted 27 Jun 2017 13:33

It is called a long distance relationship. I am not "whorin'" as You put it. And maybe you are one of those who wishes all subs now down to them as well. Learn to talk to a human being instead of playing god almighty from your computer. My Domme is a Damn good Domme. Learn respect before you open your mouth. All you did was embarrass yourself, sir.

Ha! No wonder you're shaking your ass all over Fresno. A long distance master... puhlease. As I suspected, not taking care of it at home.

Topic What is Your Deepest Fear?
Posted 27 Jun 2017 02:11

Honestly? It's Alzheimer's. It is the worst thing I have ever witnessed. It's cruel to everyone involved. I'd rather die.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 26 Jun 2017 21:41

Well, since neither of us, get those fucking voices out of my head, are schizophrenic we'll have to sit down and partake in some of northern California's finest.

Oh, I was wearing headphones and forgot. Good thing, I thought I was being possessed by the devil and he sounded like Mick Jagger. It was Sympathy For The Devil. Think I've smoked too much weed today and a few shots of Jack Daniels doesn't help. It's my bedtime.


Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 26 Jun 2017 21:30

I do have to agree that the idea of a schizophrenic smoking marijuana doesn't sound good. They have enough problems, anything even slightly hallucinogenic could be bad.

That's why trinket doesn't smoke it. I do agree, it's a bad idea.

Topic Cooking With Ping
Posted 26 Jun 2017 21:17

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Topic Cooking With Ping
Posted 26 Jun 2017 21:10

You guys are busy telling jokes, laughing. Laughing like a bunch of school girls. What you should be doing is asking what happened to this poor man. Why is he in so much pain while making nachos for 3-6 people? Why?

Topic Experience with strip clubs?
Posted 26 Jun 2017 16:47

Pro tip: wear sweat pants, linen pants or something equally thin and unrestrictive.

Topic Trump/Shakespeare In the Park
Posted 26 Jun 2017 16:20

Serious question.

Should Fox News simply be trashed? I mean, everyone knows it's a redneck pandering machine.

Oh dear, I didn't know they owned National Geographic sad1

Some days I stop to visit my mom on my way home from work and I go from her yelling at trump on CNN to an old Vietnam vet (like a reverse big brothers big sisters thing) who is yelling at trumps detractors on Fox News. It's madness. 24 hour news has people all fired up, especially older folks.

It's ridiculous.. they would attack Obama for being some bourgeois asshole while they now pretend trump is some every man of the people. It's so silly but people get their minds totally warped by these 24 hour news channels.

Look at this shit...

I'll be helping the vet and say shit like, look the mower won't start, fucking Obama! And he'll get all fired up and yell at me for making jokes then he goes off about why Obama handed this country over to terrorists and Mexicans (I'm Mexican mind you) and how he's a Muslim, military hater, traitor and possibly the devil incarnate. His TV is on fox news all day everyday from the moment he wakes up until he passes out.

Topic How-To: Fend off abusive/fake "Dominants"
Posted 26 Jun 2017 11:18

Maybe if your o wner was taking care of business at home you wouldn't be mistaken for whorin' in Fresno. Get a real Owner that knows what they are doing when it comes to making you learn your place. One that will strike fear in the hearts of other Doms instead of creating this come steal my bitch environment. Your o wner has a lot to learn about the lifestyle.

Topic Cooking With Ping
Posted 26 Jun 2017 09:09

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 26 Jun 2017 00:06

About scoring: It's funny. I'm arguing with you on another post, but I totally agree with you here. Who'd have thunk it?

It happens.

Topic Summer concerts
Posted 25 Jun 2017 23:47

Jade Castrinos and Cat Power were magical tonight.

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 25 Jun 2017 12:28

Now we're just talking about faulty logic in general, rather than attributing said logic to me? Well I suppose that's a plus.

Chicago has gun control laws among the strictest in the nation, and one of the highest gun violence/murder rates. But that's mostly South side black on black crime, which I can understand if people haven't heard much about it, because it's very under-reported.

Yeah but you're talking about the strictest in a nation that doesn't have strict laws at all. That's like talking about the "thinest" sumo wrestler in the stable.

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 25 Jun 2017 10:37

That's a conclusion not present or inferred in my post. That's scrounging for inductive logic from the thinnest of premises.

We have freedoms that many countries don't have. Do you want an authoritarian state? Safe and sound for everyone, like Mao's China, Stalin's Russia, Hitler's Germany, Mussolini's Italy or Pol Pot's Cambodia? As I recall, the citizens of those countries did not fare that well.

Just saying, the logic that arming everyone makes everyone safer isn't really supported by reality. There are more guns than people in America which results in more shootings and murder.

I don't want an authoritarian state but I do like rules and laws. The most lawless countries are the most dangerous and the countries with a lot of rules and laws are the safest.

Topic Australia's "Underpants Gnomes" Gun Ban
Posted 25 Jun 2017 10:00

So? If you're expecting a perfect society you're not going to get it. If you take away my gun, I'm the one who's unarmed, not the criminal.

By your logic America should be the safest county in the world and a country like Japan the most dangerous.

Topic Recreational Drugs
Posted 25 Jun 2017 09:53

I used to be a big pot head but don't touch it anymore. Makes me want to eat cat food. Tried acid once, someone gave me too much and I freaked out for a week and never touched it again. I liked speed far too much so made a decision to stay away from it.

This really does explain a lot.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 25 Jun 2017 09:46

if the interface changed a little, you could add more branding. Or even have a logo made or whatnot. I made a few to show you.

just spruce it up? My 2 cents

the red or perhaps a new color could be expanded slightly. just my My 2 cents

You could have a slogan contest, and the winner gets a membership. idk

That's hideous.