Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 04 Jun 2016 00:50

One of the things Amber produced as evidence that Johnny is an abusive and violent man, is a text conversation she claims to have had with Depp's personal assistant, Stephen Deuters, in 2014. This Stephen Deuters, however, told TMZ on Thursday, June 2, that the texts were heavily doctored. He claimed he never said Depp attacked Amber Heard, and he is willing to testify under oath that he never had a conversation with Heard about the alleged domestic violence.

Why are you so quick to believe him on his word and not her?

You know why? Because you're a piece of shit.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 03 Jun 2016 19:57

I read it as many times as it took to be comprehended. However, apparently, several members were unaware I had been banned &/or done anything to deserve it, & also believed that someone who did get banned would get an E-mail about it. I believe briefly going off-topic was OK if it helps educate the members about the way the staff does-or-does-not do things.

You were deleted for posting extremely pedorific comments. I wouldn't trust you alone with an animal, much less a child.

You fucking weird little creep.

Go play in traffic.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 03 Jun 2016 17:45

Yeah... Contrary to Gogh, I went, but not by my choice. In fact, until a few minutes ago, I believed someone here was taking steps to find out why my IP was banned & how to fix it.

Just curious: What is the term for a Writer whose unsure how to spell a common word?

Did you even lift while you were gone, boy?

When you get deleted again soon you really need to hit the gym and work on getting naked with a girl finally.

Topic Would you rather be very wealthy, or live forever?
Posted 03 Jun 2016 16:13

Live forever. Eventually with all that time I would figure out a way to get rich too.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 03 Jun 2016 15:29

that was me, actually. you watch your ass, puto.

Are you sure? I get very strong cold poo vibes from simmerdownchick. I swear it must have been her.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 03 Jun 2016 13:54

I was angry at you for using words (one in particular that I saw as cruel and unnecessary)

Are you the person I called the human equivalent of cold poo?

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 03 Jun 2016 12:18

I don't remember.

I think that is Anne Heche with Owen Wilson after he tried to commit suicide or something.

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 03 Jun 2016 07:50

EXACTLY! People are more than ready to denounce her as an attention whore but if you think about it logically, how incredibly stupid would she have to be to accuse JOHNNY DEPP of abuse just to make some money? This isn't some random guy. She's effectively ruined her career over this. These reactions are so typical. It's Bill Cosby all over again.

Also, to those saying that she is using the media instead of the legal system because she has no proof... What proof exactly is she lacking? How does she prove that he hit her? Unless they have cameras set up in their home and every hotel room they go to I don't see how it's ever going to be more than a he said she said thing. They were together for just 15 months and there are pictures of her bruised faced from multiple incidents. I sometimes get bruises on my face randomly from an accident or sports or whatever but it has only been a handful of times in my entire life. When I have had bruises on my face as often as Amber heard did in those 15 months it's because someone was hitting. He was hitting her, those bruises and cuts on her face are from Depp attacking her and nothing else unless she's the clumsiest chick ever.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 02 Jun 2016 23:28

Sorry. Can't send nudes because you'll fall in love with my ass and I'll never get rid of you.

Yeah so... like you want, it's only a few nudes away. Send full butthole.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 02 Jun 2016 23:27

That hilarious moment a forum troll you've already blocked has to go back and jump through the "quote" hoop to read whatever you post. Sad when someone's life is actually that boring.

That moment when someone points out they have you blocked but they still get all upset by what you type on the Internet.


Topic how would you react?
Posted 02 Jun 2016 21:03

Shut up or im telling mommy.

Trinket, I know you love me girl, stop being so difficult. Send nudes.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 02 Jun 2016 21:01

Remember when he acted like a childish bag of d!cks, but the senior mods just let him do whatever he wanted?

Oh wait, that's a regular thing...

Remember when I acted like a childish bag of dicks and you got all upset and I laughed and you got more upset?


Topic how would you react?
Posted 02 Jun 2016 17:16

He knows what he's talking about. Embarassed

Remember when you were bullying me and I put you on blast then you got suspended?

That was the BEST

Topic News: Johnny Depp and Domestic Violence
Posted 02 Jun 2016 00:55

I believe her.. Because if she was a con artist, there are easier people to frame for domestic violence than fucking Johnny Depp. Plus Amber heard may not be lighting the world on fire with her acting but she's a millionaire already. But seriously if she was this predator going after a rich man and bruising up her face to get money she would go after someone richer with a lower profile, she's Amber heard for fucks sake. If conning was her business than a weaker target would be what she goes after. He hit her, it's obvious.

Topic Puff - how would you react
Posted 01 Jun 2016 17:18

Story time with felix, gather around kids.

One time I was raw dogging this girl's pussy, hard and steady, destroying it. It was so savage that some air was getting caught in there and she started making a fart sound every time I plunged in. She started to moan and yelp louder to try to cover up the noises. I'm not some idiot and wasn't fooled by her ruse so I grabbed her hair and pulled her head back and whispered in her ear "if you keep farting like that I'm going to shove my dick up your ass." She tried to ignore what I said and pushed back into me but again there was a pussy fart sound. I said "I warned you bitch" and pulled out but before I could teach her a lesson she kicked and flailed and escaped into the bathroom angry and laughing at the same time yelling at me for killing the mood AGAIN. Hey, I wasn't the one farting. But of course it's my fault. Typical.

Topic How many of you ladies like to be spanked? Is it for fun or punishment?
Posted 01 Jun 2016 17:05

should i bring my strap on? been a while since i got a proper pegging in.

So I can do you in the vagine and the booty at the same time? Sure, whatever floats your boat, sweet cheeks.

Topic How many of you ladies like to be spanked? Is it for fun or punishment?
Posted 01 Jun 2016 16:54

actually, yeah, i have been. working the bags too.

Then put on your wraps and meet me in my fuck dungeon in 30 minutes.

Topic How many of you ladies like to be spanked? Is it for fun or punishment?
Posted 01 Jun 2016 16:50

be happy to help you with that.

Do you lift?

Topic How many of you ladies like to be spanked? Is it for fun or punishment?
Posted 01 Jun 2016 16:38

I like to be punched in the face. I'm fucking raw, bitch.

Topic Your Ideal partner
Posted 01 Jun 2016 14:24

She has a pretty face, a big mouth and a tight b-hole.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 01 Jun 2016 14:22

I feel your pain, and unfortunately there really is no resolution. Going the to the mods will just make you look bad, they are busy and there is a block. But, if its a friend 'sharing the information with you', ask them not too, and explain it hurts your feelings. If they are a friend, they'll understand.
Putting the bully on blast only causes more strife. Don't do it.

How would I react? I'd try to ignore it and tell my friend not to share that sort of thing with me anymore. There will always be mean spirited people wherever we go, and the only power we really have is the way we respond do it. I'm sorry that happened to you...

Like I said in another post, all putting someone else on blast does is make you feel like the bully or troll you're offended by. Don't stoop to their level, you'll just regret it later. And they won't get in trouble either.

It depends on how you do it. The way you did it lacked intelligence, grace, humor and common sense... So it backfired.


Vanessa, don't listen to these victims. Put the bully on blast.

Topic your description of someone not good in bed..
Posted 01 Jun 2016 00:10

Not sure, honestly. lol

Probably too rough with my delicate parts. That'll kill the mood real quick.


Topic how would you react?
Posted 31 May 2016 21:06

Can't I get in trouble for that?

Nah... They might. You won't, you didn't say anything wrong. They did.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 31 May 2016 20:36

Honestly I did think about that but I wasn't sure that would be the right thing to do or not..

It's only not the right thing if you're them... Post it, you'll feel better and they'll be exposed. Then everyone will see the evil and pain they were creating. You will get a form of justice. Post it.

Topic how would you react?
Posted 31 May 2016 06:38

So how would you react if in the same situation?

I would have posted exactly what they said and who they are in this thread. Put them on full blast.

Topic image numbers
Posted 30 May 2016 20:21

more like a penis.

Whatever comes to your mind when you think of me; you do you boo.

Topic image numbers
Posted 30 May 2016 16:08

don't be in denial


I'm a genius.

Topic Make a new friend, with the avatar above you
Posted 30 May 2016 14:53

What's your name, what's your size?

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 30 May 2016 14:24

Everything. I'm so high on life right now that I feel like I'm riding shotgun on a magical mystery bus. In fact, this downtime right now is the worst part, but it's not even that bad because lush is aiiight for killing time.

Topic Gender neutral toilets
Posted 30 May 2016 14:06

Divide and conquer - the tactics of Democrats and Republicans for the last 40 years. All while 'our' politicians continue to feather their own beds sucking on those huge lobbying tittie$.

Oh my god, I never realized this before! I bet no one has. Thank you, bless your heart. You must be ex CIA or something, holy shit.

#mindblown #revolution