Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 12 Jul 2016 11:17

I don't recall referring to anyone by name. I was wondering how long it would take for someone to point out the perceived faults in my logic. I was however, hoping they would be referring to my information on the topic. I love fishing and your bait is known to most. I don't think I'll take yours since as you pointed out this is a sex site. Although adult discourse does happen on here from time to time. So continue to be you, that's all anyone can really do. Being childish is not wrong, just annoying and predictable.

Who should be president is an endlessly arguable point. For now we are stuck with who will be president. I guess this a good place for fantasies though so I can keep dreaming that these aren't the actual candidates.

I like how pointing out the paradox in the crybaby's post equals "bait". Always the go-to defense. That or "trolling" of course...

So you were just randomly posting about people calling people stupid and since you didn't name names it wasn't directed at anyone specific? Is that what you're saying?

Dishonesty, spinelessness and crybabies lacking conviction on Lush is also predictable.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 12 Jul 2016 08:53

Who should be the next President? Interesting topic and fascinating to watch the exchanges contained in this thread. I am loath to wade into this particular pool considering the level the discourse has dropped down to at times. Calling people stupid, quoting people, editing, re-editing, lobbing even more insults then trying to appease people, while fascinating reminds me too much of overseeing a playground at recess. The only thing missing is someone calling someone else a poopy head.

I generally prefer to be a spectator to this but a few points or thoughts demanded I free them from my head. (Insert requisite joke about my head being empty if all thoughts are fleeing it in mass).

Either Trump or Clinton will be our next president. (Just typing that makes me feel slightly dirty and not at all proud of my country at the moment). Over 300 million people in America and this is who we've ended up with?

We're stuck now though. I'm much more interested at this point at who they will pick for their running mates. I've heard Chris Christie and Newt Gingrich names being talked about most frequently on Trump's side. Again I shiver at the thought of either. Christie I am sure would sell his soul (if he hasn't already) for the VP spot. Newt (?), great we'll have a base on the moon by the second term.

Clinton I don't think will pick Elizabeth Warren. For many reasons and the saddest one is that many (more than I care to think about) will not vote for a ticket of two women. I am afraid sexism and racism are still two things alive and well in America. Lately Tm Kaine has been brought up. Being from Virginia I am familiar with him and find him less objectionable as some others. He still would not sway me to vote for her because I have an issue with too many of her past dealings and decisions.

When people ask who I am going to vote for I tell them I am taking a pencil with me and will write in a name or just vote libertarian again. Hopefully four years can pass without things getting worse and we won't be in any new wars or an economic crisis. A sad day when that is the best one can hope for.

Our system is broken in so many ways but the fixes are not easy and no one is going to be able to change a things anytime soon. Although just getting some sort of campaign finance reform would go a long way. Don't see it realistically happening .

Another point people bring up is the absurdity of our presidential race and candidates. I like to watch and read about other countries politics as well and we are hardly alone in that or the worst. We just happen to have the biggest stage with the whole world watching.

An aside, I think it is interesting that in some states when you register to vote you must pick a party affiliation. In Virginia it is not a requirement, so when I hear someone say they are a registered this or that and they are from Virginia it annoys me. Small things do that to me. I just wish people knew more about their own system and I hope it is just because they registered so long ago they forgot you didn't have to choose a side. It never made any sense to me why you would have to choose one party or another. You aren't required to vote for any particular party. Again things like that catch my eye and I wander down another train of thought.

It's very late or early depending on how I choose to view it. I am now going to back out slowly and let this thread carry on. I do hope it stays on topic and is civil, but after reading through a lot of it, I am not hopeful. Carry on people and try to be adults. It's not really that hard.

You say I'm acting childish but at least I'm smart enough to know that no one on a sex site is going to read a massive post about politics. I'm smart enough to know that no one cares. Like, you read what I posted even though you're so adult and above it but I stopped reading and starting skimming yours after you were finished letting readers know you were finished calling me a child and you were going to get into your thoughts about politics. You're above it... Yet you partake in it... That was also the only interesting part of your post. It's just kinda dumb to go out of your way to disapprove of what people are posting then turnaround and do the same thing. Carry on and try not to contradict yourself. It's really not that hard.

(It's doubly ironic/hypocritical when you read your forum signature right after your post too... You're literally telling me I am doing it wrong. Amazing)

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 09:05

Lol, you know what, Felix? You and I have had some really stupid arguments, but even I have to admit that this is by far the worst one yet. I am fine giving you that "Santorum" was a link. I concede from this because we both look like nit wits 🀐😳

"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than open your mouth and confirm it"

Sorry to everyone for wasting your time.

You're not giving me anything. You went back to a really old post and were either too dumb to understand it or you purposely misunderstood it.

You should delete your account too. You're also a person who shouldn't be using the Internet.

Spare the site, delete yourself.


Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 02:12

LOL! I'm sorry, does that mean he wins?! Awesome! Oh, wait, it just means "fingers crossed"....dang...

You clearly meant it as you were crossing your fingers for him running as a green party candidate. Unless you have gone back to change it now. Just saying, you are a grossly misinformed person. You don't understand how politics work at all. That's why it sucks that the forum is so polluted by your nonsense now. Every thread is full of your misinformed garbage

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 02:10

Why did you edit this post?

I didn't... You're just lying now. (ironically you went back to edit this into your post to make it look like I ignored it) I may have corrected a typo but if I add anything to a post I clearly state that I did by posting "edit" before it. What you do is change your posts completely to create confusion or backtrack on inflammatory and/or stupid things you say.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 02:02

Oh my god, Felix. Go back and read the thread. I don't have time to school you

You said "fingers crossed". That would mean you want him to run as a green party candidate. That's what that expression means... Or are you going to try and say that it means the opposite now? Or are you using expressions you don't understand? Both would be pretty stupid.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 01:54

I actually agree with this. Even though I'd love to see Sanders in the White House, he would only split the vote. His only real chance is for Clinton to be arrested for her emails, but the Department of Justice threw that out, and the FBI is (so far as I know) only investigating her employees now.

We're doomed...

Then why did you say you want him to run as a green party candidate........................................................................

Spoiler Warning

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 01:50

Very Good, Felix! You're learning. Yes, that IS a link. Keep studying, you're improving so well.

Yes, it's a web address and all you need to do is click on it. It's very clear that it will route you to the page being promoted. Good job!

see, I should have just gone back and edited that so I don't have to keep posting, but there it is.

Why did you quote that post, say something dumb, then say you're getting back on topic with the thread and then go and quote the exact same post to say something dumb again? That doesn't make any sense at all... You are a total nutcase.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 01:20

I believe we do. :)

If Bernie runs as a green party candidate he would ensure a Trump presidency.

He will be Pulling a Nader in 2000 where Al Gore lost to George Bush by 600 votes in florida where Nader received 90,000 votes that would have gone to Gore if he wouldn't have pulled his useless stunt. Bernie would be doing the same thing Nader did.

So much stupidity in this thread.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 01:12

I have to stop, because getting the better of you is just too tempting and way too easy. Sweet dreams beautiful. xoxoxoxo

See, but that's not a link... That's a web address...

Simmerdownchick is an idiot.

That's a link.

Edit: Oh I see you went back and edited your stupidity again. Man you really are slaying me tonight. Will all your posts be blank by tomorrow morning? That always makes me laugh.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 00:58

I don't think i'm the only one that made that mistake....

You were though. You were the only person. No one else made that mistake.

And how come you unlinked it in the quote just now? Typical simmerdownchick backtracking and editing her posts to try and confuse everyone. "Try" being the key word. What a cheap and spineless person.

I get it, you are just trying to paint me as something I am not again. It hasn't worked before and it didn't work this time. I appreciate the effort though... But since you are a stupid person you don't understand that everyone else isn't as stupid as you and they don't go "oh damn felix supports santorum" they just think "wow simmerdownchick really is a dumbass". If anything you are just insulting people's intelligence (again).

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 11 Jul 2016 00:33

By the way, if you are going to Post 'Santorum' in a Thread called "Who should be the next US President, you really ought to specify it's a link, because that just made you look really stupid.

But it's a link........... Are you blind? Are you unaware of how the internet works?

And please, you are just about the stupidest person on the entire site. Do not lecture about how to not look stupid. I mean get real. It really does suck that no matter when I log on to Lush I see the forum being constantly bombarded by your "thoughts". It makes everything so dumb. It's awful.

If I become president of lush I will ban simmerdownchick and build a firewall around lush to prevent her from coming in.

Let's make Lush great again.

Topic Cops out of control - part 2
Posted 10 Jul 2016 14:53

The problem is a disparity in dick size. A disparity in what a man is actually. Certain cultures fear certain things. It's like telling a boy who has ridden a bicycle his whole life that you're going to take away his right to buy a helleva big truck that he will modify to the point of it being useless for any kind of actual work. It's actually there to let you know, "my dick may be small, my resolve may be weak, my influence limited... but my climbing into a big truck skills are strong, *word removed by lush admin/sprite - you should know better!* And I can pull a trigger."

Topic Can a profile be too long?
Posted 10 Jul 2016 14:31

I keep mine short and sweet nowadays.

That's what she said!

Pound it bro πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 10 Jul 2016 06:49

Yes, I admit it. I am that stupid. I assume that means you were never really for Santorum? Whew! If that's the case my esteem of you went up a little.

(Yes, this was edited because I wasn't clear on why you asked me if I'm really that stupid. Im like an onion, Jack. I got layers of stupid goin' on, lol!

Oh my god, you really are that stupid if you're asking me if I really was for Santorum. That post was a link to an urban dictionary definition for Santorum where it describes brown liquid created from shit and lube mixing together during anal sex. You were too stupid to come to a correct conclusion (once again).

And you edited your post because that's what you always do... You say a bunch of things, then you feel embarrassed by the stupidity you display, then you go back and edit it all out. It's your MO.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 09 Jul 2016 13:22

Why would anyone like Rick Santorum? He is against birth control, abortion and welfare so all those unwanted babies can, apparently, just go hungry. He thinks the Gay population will bring on the end of civilization through God's wrath. All I can say is "Thank you, God, for his descision to back out of the Presidential Race." We don't need a man like that dictating the morality of everyone else.

5 posts!? Sorry, I know I overpost way too much, dammit. Embarassed

You're not really this stupid are you? It's an act right?

Topic Guys, What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted 09 Jul 2016 13:21

I just spent the last 4 hours chatting with a very attractive young woman. She didn't like men at all which was a little fustrating. She had a strange request and even though she wouldn't interact with me as a guy, she would describe what she was doing with herself while i fullfilled her request. Since hearing about a woman pleasuring herself is one of my greatest turn-ons, I agreed. Apparaently she had a thing for the two girls from the miller light and wwe commercials. She asked me to watch several of them and add a descriptive story to it that followed the commercial exactly. After 4 hours of this and countless times of her getting off, i finally finished the last one and she let me go to bed. Unfortanetly shed didn't really keep up her end of the bargain and I didn't get much out of it.


Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:47

Leave it to you to get me to agree with Magical_Felix... but lo and behold... you have done it. Thank you for quoting him twice to allow me to read what he said... and to further show your ignorance in pretty much any given subject. It's also clear you have no clue about sarcasm or irony... two areas that he is quite fluent in. I will also add, he used them very well to illustrate his point.

Now... I would suggest you not antagonize him any further as he is much more intelligent than you are, very fluent in English (and sarcasm), knows how to spell, and quite honestly, has better things to do with his time.

Should you choose to ignore this recommendation, don't come crying to me or any Mod about it. You have been warned.

The cringe was so strong my skin almost crawled right off my face.

I always have time for you nymph. Stop this "block" charade. It's no fun.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:39

Oh, but why should I make a post for you? I was interested by your previous post as it was "working" few ideas and it grouped the "world" as a whole based of few's prefferences and blocking all possible differences. Whatever. Even romans used to call others barbarians just because there were few differences.

Also, you ignore the fact that.. English isn't the sole international language and that... By knowing it, you won't become an english men.

But, I'm sure that you already know that. My assumptions are mine, you refused to clarify your position, your choice. I've wanted to prevent that:).

Also, by comparing politics you compare countries and by comparing countries you compare societies. And, as sovereignity shows.. Any and every country has the power to auto determine and take care of it.

Moron on the internet? Yeah, the magic word. Hahaha. Your reluctance to give further details or.. Your lack of interest could be saied in a easier way: I don't want to! But no, mr. MF felt the need to play that card and used it well.

The world want to be like USA? External help? Whatever.

What wasn't saied do exist but, only for you. For me, it exists only as a possibility.

Good luck!

Sorry. Moron was a bit strong, I'm sorry.

What I meant was that I do not wish to engage in a debate about why America is stupid with a complete BOZO on the Internet. Seems like a complete waste of time. And to be honest, I feel like it would be a loaded debate, let's get real.

Ok go, bozo.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:35

Well since, we always talk the UK into venturing along into whatever crazy shit we do, obviously, if we go down, we're taking y'all with us.

The USA and The UK may be Laurel and Hardy but the rest of the world is The Three Stooges. Someone pass the lube.


Honestly, the three stooges really are funnier than laurel and hardy. (Including shemp)

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:32

I wanna like button!


I better not say what I want when I think about that DanielleX and that filthy mind of hers.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 08 Jul 2016 17:30

And for once I find myself in agreement with Felix...

I'm the best.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 03 Jul 2016 00:45

Can you give more details or explain more?

You first... Then I will think about it long and hard and give a very detailed thought out response with sources and everything. I will spend my whole day on it. I will take it really seriously so I can engage some moron on the Internet in a very serious debate about why American politics is so much stupider than everyone else on the planet yet they still look to us to hold their hands when the shit hits the fan. That's what I'll do.

Ok go.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 03 Jul 2016 00:40

LOL..I was gonna say that it's pretty sad, I hate to see the UK tear itself apart like this. But, the US is still the winner and still champion with Trump in the running for POTUS. I'd rather be British right, yeah...America holds the 'Trump' card.
Cain't nobody beat us at this there stupidity of The Donald. We are the BOMB <3 coffee Pint Drunk Fugly

Can you imagine if everyone in America was like simmerdownchick? Are you even employable? Are you even a functioning member of society?

You talking about what's stupid is like a pig talking about what's filthy. Lol

Topic Guys, What's The Strangest Sexual Request You've Received ?
Posted 02 Jul 2016 22:27

what about that time you asked me to donkey punch you ?

I told you to punch my donkey... Two completely different things. Get your shit straight.

Topic Has the UK replaced the US as the political laughingstock of the world?
Posted 02 Jul 2016 22:21

If the world watches the laughingstock's movies and listens to their music and tries to emulate their culture and learn their language... What does that say about the world?

That is what should make you laugh.

Denial. The world wants to be us, not the other way around. Laugh all you want.

Oh you're talking politics... Lol. Yeah because the world's political leaders are so perfect, no corruption or stupidity in Europe or Africa or Asia or South America at all... Their leaders are all so clean and smart. Lol

Topic Celebrating our new sub forum!
Posted 29 Jun 2016 23:37

You know people are just gonna post that shit everywhere anyway.

EDIT: That sounded way negative... It's because it reminds me of when you're at a shitty restaurant and all of a sudden you see the poor staff have to sing some non-copy-written version of a birthday song for someone's aunt or some shit. It was a good suggestion to put them all in one place.

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 29 Jun 2016 08:17


You can't get mad next time I call you a turd then.

Topic Giving your characters names.....
Posted 28 Jun 2016 15:57

The names are very important to me and I think long and hard about it before I start writing. I always try to come up with something a little different or something that may convey their personality a little. For example, I chose Adelaide for a more complex character and Christine for an airhead character. D'arcy for an artistic character and Olymipa for a mysterious character. You can say a lot about your characters just with the name. It's especially important in short stories.

Topic Cops out of control - part 2
Posted 27 Jun 2016 10:59

He volunteered to go kill people. Brags about it. Trumpets doing so as Fighting for Liberties.

Nobody on this planet has ever explained satisfactorily why a police action which morphed into open and illegal warfare in Vietnam, sponsored by the deaths of over 58,000 Americans, resulting in the deaths of millions of other non-Americans - was ever a good, moral and just activity.

Vietnam was not invading Hawaii, not threatening California, New Jersey or Illinois.

He wasn't drafted, he's vociferous in his denial of that. He enlisted on his own accord so he could join an outfit which specializes in hunting down people, and eliminating those people.

But he was defending America's liberties and freedoms and our ability to purchase gasoline for 16 cents a gallon in 1967 dollars.

Uh huh

Nobody had to kill anyone in Vietnam - Muhammad Ali decided he didn't have to go kill no yellow men. How'd that work out for him?

Whatever. It's still not something you should attack someone about. Like ever, no matter how stupid they are. Until you've gone to war and killed people you really don't understand the weight that puts on someone's soul.

You could also say that for every guy that enlists there is one less guy drafted.