Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic christmas
Posted 27 Nov 2016 17:35

I am a Christian. No doubt Christmas was converted from a pagan holiday when great numbers of people in the Roman Empire began to convert over. It isn't even the right time of year to be Christ's birth. It was just convenient. And most aspects of the way it is celebrated are rooted in paganism and now consumerism (which is the new religion).

Christianity encompasses a very wide variety of beliefs and worship cultures, many of which are in serious conflict with one another. Just as I feel great conflict with the judgmental branches of Christianity which I equate with the Pharisees responsible for Christ's execution. They may think they can judge me, but I know they have no right to. And I go to church with lesbian and gay worshippers, deacons, and ministers. Anyone is accepted. Christ didn't come to fulfill the rich conservative, judgemental, religious establishment. They are the ones that killed his earthly body.

And each person is their own priest, and does not need a priest as an intercessor.

That's my beliefs, like it or not. I am what I am.

Right on Buz. You are a hero amongst men.

Topic christmas
Posted 27 Nov 2016 17:31

Now, WTF do the Easter bunny and Easter eggs have to do with JC?

Birth. Or rebirth if you want to nitpick. Look, I agree with the looting of pagan culture... But I am also studied in Catholicism and the egg is about birth.

Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted 27 Nov 2016 17:07


Right, I bet she keeps the eyes wide open. Looking for clues about how she's doing. I like that.

Topic I'm not a robot dam it
Posted 27 Nov 2016 16:30

So what box do I check if I AM a robot?

You're no machine.

Topic The World Women Live In - Rape Culture Part 2
Posted 27 Nov 2016 16:21

I did ask you directly. I asked you two questions about your post. Both could be answered with a yes or no, though admittedly I would have added an explanation myself if someone would have asked me those questions. But anyway, you make it seem as if I should have asked patokl instead. And better even, that I didn't as k him but you to personally attack you. It doesn't make sense. Why should I ask patokl? He stated that he didn't grew up in a rape culture. I find that hard to believe, but I don't know about his childhood. You on the other hand seemed to suggest that none of us grow up in rape culture. That makes yours a generalized claim, where his is just anecdotal.
So to answer your question: I responded to your post instead of patokl's because it was your post that triggered my response (for the reason I just mentioned) and not his. That seemed so obvious to me that I didn't answer it at first. There's no need to make wild accusations of personal attacks.

You're talking to someone who is the human equivalent of a speed bump.

For your's, her's, and everyone else's (she teaches children - frightening - I know) sake, slow down buddy. Use smaller words. Monosyllabic words... grunts even. Or else you will get nowhere. Well, maybe you'll reach the state of frustration... idiocy even... But that's it.


Topic Do you prefer Red or White wine??
Posted 27 Nov 2016 15:05 A12 kidnapped wine funny pic.jpg

You put ice in it, don't you? Come clean, how much ice do you put in it?

Topic christmas
Posted 27 Nov 2016 14:34

There were festivals celebrated around the Solstice and in the late Fall long before there was a Christmas. Christmas even nicked bits from some of them. Further, Christmas has become secularized enough that one can enjoy the celebration without ever mentioning Jesus. The decorations, presents, family dinners, and so on have little to do with Jesus and a lot to do with just getting together and celebrating being together.

For me, there is still spiritual meaning to the season even if I stopped calling myself a "Christian" a long time ago (what I am is complicated and in flux). I will even go to Christian services on Christmas Eve without the slightest intent of being ironic. The story of hope for "Peace on Earth, Goodwill among men" born in simple surroundings is a resonant one and fits nicely with other festivals celebrating the coming of light into the darkness of the winter.

I'm a farmer myself and most of my life revolves around harvest. Christmas and Thanksgiving are just harvest festivals. It's no coincidence that they take place when farmers/growers/agriculturalists/botanists are less busy and enjoying the literal fruits of their labor. You don't need to be religious to celebrate those days. In fact, it's religion that stole them and consumerism/capitalism that perverted them.

Topic christmas
Posted 27 Nov 2016 10:21

Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted 27 Nov 2016 08:07

yeah, kind of.

I dunno, just seems like she'd give a killer blowjob.

Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted 26 Nov 2016 16:01

Amanda Knox. Is that weird?

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 25 Nov 2016 23:16 history.jpg

Humans creating art in their own form? Well that proves it. They've already been here.

Topic When is a story 'finished'?
Posted 22 Nov 2016 08:17

When you stop caring about making it better.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 22 Nov 2016 01:10


Yes, you're a troll. But, I'm deplorable like Trump in my compulsion to respond to disgusting people who are full of shit and unfairly disparage others.

i have no mercy for bullies - most all bullies are grossly inadequate in one way or another. Since you are being a snob, we'd probably be safe to presume that you are insecure about your intellect.

Unlike the sincere and polite forum member who you've been insulting and attacking, I DO take offense. You're a bully - and like we see from many slithering democrats, you are projecting - I mean PROJECTING your ass off. I haven't seen you put forth a single bit of evidence to back any of your hateful statements about Trump.

I'll respond to a couple statements you've made just to shut you up, otherwise, you're not smart enough... if I were to go back and forth with you, then LeBron James might as well challenge Michelle Obama to some one on one.

Islam is not a race. If anything I'd be a bigot for mentioning Muslims, or more likely, someone who is bothered by the behavior we've seen coming from Muslims who have flooded into European countries, and don't want such assaults and rape happening to my family and neighbors.

Donald Trump has about thirty specific policy and action items that he spelled out in every single campaign speech - in the weeks or probably months prior to the election. Every speech is on youtube. Are you too lazy to listen to one speech before making statements about how "Donald Trump will not create jobs for middle America," or about how his campaign had no substance and just stoked people's racism? You do realize that everything you are saying about Trump - you are saying to over sixteen million Americans who supported him? Do you think there are 15 million white supremacists in America boss?

I get it. Like many who are now finding themselves with no clothes, you are scared. But it isn't for what Trump might do. You are scared because Trump's victory is making you honest... Our historical victory has signaled the end to the political correctness that your kind has weaponized. You are use to winning without arguments - convincing without facts. You are caught in a corner and frantically shooting out buzzwords like "racism," and " white supremacist." Well guess what? Fuck you, it's' over, nobody cares - your bullshit has been exposed, is now impotent and ineffective.

If I were you, I'd start looking around for facts and truth, and learn how to deliver honest, articulate, reasonable arguments. Because, you'll no longer be winning with dishonesty and tricky leftist attack language.

Shame on you. Thank god Trump won. So beautiful to watch progressive ideas and dishonest tac tics dying..

Dude... this is the best. Wether it's a troll or not. Look at it. Dude, read it seriously. If hes not serious, it's funny as hell... if it's serious then it's mind-blowing. It's pretty retarded either way.. Totally retarded, but you know that, poor souls reading this, you know that.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 21 Nov 2016 18:53

I know that, you know that, but....I'm just trying to get a Trump supporter to be honest! Because either a Trump supporter is genuinely racist (amongst other stuff), or have decided that they can live with it so long as he 'makes America great again' (whatever the fuck that actually means. As you rightly say, no one actually knows what his first year will actually look like because the 'liberal media' forgot to actually ask him what his policies were).

But they don't. Talk to a Trump supporter about Trumps' links, support and hiring of White Supremacist, and they will immediately put up a smoke screen and talk about ANYTHING else other than his blatant racism. As if they've genuinely convinced themselves that he never said any of that stuff. That it's just media lies ('media lies' has seemingly become a term where people point out that Trump stood up, in front of a camera, and said the things that he did).

Good luck dude.

It's a big stupid vortex you really don't want any part of.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 21 Nov 2016 18:50

Ok, you make a good point. I'm gonna change it right now :-) thanks Ruthie

Dude, remind Ruthie you wear bifocals so depending on your angle the font size changes, duh. how can she be so ignorant? (Ruthie... shame) It's not cool dude and it borders on harassment. And I'm pronouncing it hair-es-ment, so you know I'm serious.


Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 21 Nov 2016 09:51

Trump can appoint whoever the hell he wants. At least he's not appointing Muslims with ties to the Islamic Brotherhood.

You lost - now step aside, shut your mouths, and let patriots get to work.

Yeah, shut your mouths libtards! Let the patriots do the thinking!

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 21 Nov 2016 07:26

I didn't insinuate you were a white supremacist at all, I've clearly made the point (over my last few posts) that you are wilfully ignoring what it is he has done or said (IE you are option B), and I made that observation because you absolutely refuse, even with direct questions, to discuss the fact that he both appeals to white supremacists, and also has hired them into top government jobs.

Donald Trump will not create jobs for middle America. Robots were taking over most of their jobs well before the Chinese did- but that's beside my point. My questions are based on the fact that I can't understand how someone like him was allowed to get into the White House (at all, let alone as the actual President), without a lot of otherwise clever people either ignoring his hate based rhetoric, or deciding that they just didn't care enough.

Did you ignore it, or did you not care?

First of all, you're talking to an unstable person... but I think what she is trying to say is that the end justifies the means. We don't know what the end is yet though (only what the promised end is) so the means and the willingness to accept the means by people like simmerdownchick frustrate people like yourself. Trump's first year will be very interesting... if he can stop getting into twitter wars about dumb shit that doesn't matter that is. The president elect tweets a dozen times a day, erases his own tweets and argues with people criticizing him in the media. It's beyond ridiculous. I imagine an advisor trying to talk to him about important shit and trump putting up his finger to silence them because he has to finish his tweet roasting Alec Baldwin lol.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 20 Nov 2016 19:39

I'm not going to get into an argument with you about this, because you are just trying to back me into a corner.

You're so right simmerdownchick. Cornering people with logic has no place in the think tank.


Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 17 Nov 2016 23:26

You do know this is LUSH, right?

Sounds like something you would say, to be honest.

Topic Which Lush author can you not get enough of? [inspired by Nicola's thread]
Posted 17 Nov 2016 22:56

Sexually or what?

Topic Memories of a complete sadist
Posted 17 Nov 2016 22:39

do they still offer the carrot salad thingy with raisins in it? i can't recall the last time i was in a KFC.

Carrot salad with raisins? Muthafucka... I said KFC not the Four Seasons.

Topic Memories of a complete sadist
Posted 17 Nov 2016 13:31

what is a '4 breast size'?

The #4 combo at KFC comes with a breast piece and an individual sized side dish of your choice. I've smoked 2 marijuanas and still know that, keep up.

Topic Single Question IQ TEST using Current Political Concepts - aLT-RIGHT - mUSLIM - LGBT- bigots - black - feminists
Posted 13 Nov 2016 09:59

* Some good answers so far*

I'm going to let some more people have a chance to take the test before posting the scores and corresponding IQs.

Thank you for participating everyone

G. 10 lead based paint chips with your mouth as the defendant.

Topic Single Question IQ TEST using Current Political Concepts - aLT-RIGHT - mUSLIM - LGBT- bigots - black - feminists
Posted 13 Nov 2016 08:26

Clearly someone has way too much fucking time on his hands to ask such a stupid ass question.

BTW... to be picked for a jury, you must be a "documented" in some way. They use voter and DMV (or BMV) registration to pull from the pool. Since undocumented immigrants cannot register to vote and except in California have a drivers license (and those are marked as such), your last choice is worthless and your whole question is pointless.

All of your options in the United States is unreal. Any good defense lawyer wouldn't allow any of those options to ever happen. Plus, the odds of getting 12 (plus alternates) people with the exact same demographics is nearly impossible.

Taking the question literally is pretty stupid too though.

Topic Nibiru, Planet X real or bs what do you think?
Posted 10 Nov 2016 16:19

I feel like every time I visit lush I get a little bit dumber.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 10 Nov 2016 13:25

It's sexist because you're taking a picture from her chosen profession and using it to belittle, demean, and imply that she's unworthy of First Lady status because she "looks like a hooker". You're not just saying she looks like a hooker, you're implying that since she looks like a hooker, she's unfit to be ladylike enough to be in the White House. You're placing value on her because of scantily clad outfit.

I think it's more like when she stands next to Trump that she looks like a high end prostitute. It reminds me of Vegas and pointing out which guys are paying their lady friends by the hour. It's like the slug bug game but with hookers.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 09 Nov 2016 14:34

You guys do realize he's not going to do anything he said he was going to do, right?

Hillary won't go to prison.
Mexico won't pay for a wall.
There won't be a task force busting down doors rounding up illegals.
He won't get rid of NAFTA.
He won't ban muslims from entering the country.

Maybe...just maybe, he might dismantle the affordable health care act and replace it with... well, nothing.

He'll probably just ease into the same ol' GOP default policies. I just hope he lowers taxes, gives employers a break and doesn't invade the wrong country or something like that.

Topic PM Dating Spam Warning - this is NOT sanctioned by LS
Posted 09 Nov 2016 14:21

I clicked on the link and I recognized at least three fat girls in my area that were down to fuck with no credit card or sign up needed.

It's not entirely a scam, just saying

Topic Mixed Signals
Posted 04 Nov 2016 00:10

on more than one occasion this statement has been proven un-true.

Examples and sources or shut your hick mouth up.

Topic Sluts
Posted 04 Nov 2016 00:07

sluts you doin'