Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic My Friend is a flat earther
Posted 06 Jan 2018 22:42

Verbal posted this on my wall. im gonna stick with the theory that this would make me a mermaid if it was true. My 2 cents

More like a grouper. If we are going strictly on looks.

Topic My Friend is a flat earther
Posted 06 Jan 2018 22:36

My friend is just flat. It sucks because she really does have a great personality.

Topic Breitbart Shock n Awe vs Trumptards
Posted 06 Jan 2018 22:28

No one makes shockwaves on the internet like you man.

Topic Announcing our new Lush Adult Porn Tube
Posted 31 Dec 2017 02:29

BIG as Texas 😄

Alexis Texas you mean

Topic Announcing our new Lush Adult Porn Tube
Posted 30 Dec 2017 23:36

I have no idea why people find big butts so interesting, but, I guess there's a niche.

Big butts, big tits, big dicks, big bank accounts... BIG turns people on.

Topic Announcing our new Lush Adult Porn Tube
Posted 30 Dec 2017 23:34


Topic Announcing our new Lush Adult Porn Tube
Posted 08 Dec 2017 22:52

someone link me to the big butt videos

Topic Firefox Quantum - Highly Recommended!
Posted 08 Dec 2017 22:45

there's a difference btwn making a grilled cheese sammich and making an awesome grilled cheese sammich. it's all about the cheese.

You know that cheesy jokes piss me off. Don't start in with me.

Topic Just noticed ANOTHER new story category... Mind Control
Posted 07 Dec 2017 02:39

I don't see any announcement about this anywhere, and then suddenly there it is. Why even bother having an Omnium badge if the site is going to keep randomly adding categories and then taking it away from those that have earned it?

Why bother having a hard to get badge if it's going to be easy to get? The omnium badge means a story written in every category right? So do you want lush to never add any categories because you have a dumbass badge? A badge that to be honest doesn't amount to shit really... That said, the doesn't mean shit part, the more categories there are the more impressive the badge becomes, yeah? I know you can bullshit most categories and get the badge anyway.. but still... if there were 1,000 categories it would make the badge way more impressive than "well I got it when there were 15 categories so I should get to keep it", that's bitch shit.

To make my nonsense above clear.. I mean that an omnium badge should be as it is intended, a story in every category. It's something to chase. Preferably with quality stories and not just reworked stories from another category to qualify. Unless you have no pride. Unless a fake medal or trophy is just as good to you. But seriously, a person that is able to write an original, compelling story in every category, and add new ones when new categories are added, that is a true lush author. NOT people who just add some horseshit to collect a badge or rework an old story and submit it in a new category... those "authors" are cancer who drown out good writing because they take advantage of the system.

Topic Firefox Quantum - Highly Recommended!
Posted 07 Dec 2017 02:29

I tried Firefox Quantum and didn't like it. It's slower than Google Chrome and importing my bookmarks was not easy to set up. So I deleted it. I've been a webmaster since the early 90s, so I've tried all of the browsers: Mosaic, IE, Netscape, Safari, Firefox, and now Google Chrome and it is by far the best browser I've ever used. And I've used them on Mac OS and Windows. I've designed hundreds of web pages and dozens of websites and I always use several browsers to verify my work.

look, to be fair... you claiming youre a WEBMASTER and having trouble setting up your bookmarks in a new browser is like a GODDAMN iron chef claiming they can't make a grilled cheese in a new kitchen.

Topic Firefox Quantum - Highly Recommended!
Posted 07 Dec 2017 02:25

I drive a jeep, my navigator is a stupid dog in-spite of her supposedly smart breed, I use google chrome, and I think you're all nerds. GET OUT OF MY WAY

Topic Best Vietnam War Movie?
Posted 05 Dec 2017 23:20

I've seen the videos
1) Full Metal Jacket
2) Platoon
3) Coming Home
4) Apocalypse Now...spelled correctly,
but sorry, I haven't seen good one.

Nothing good comes from that kind of thing I think.

Since most here at Lush are from other countries?

It's not so important maybe?

I wish I could see this guy's setup. Like his creepy little dungeon. Him at his job. Like I want to really see what makes him tick. It would be fascinating. I'd go so far as to say I want to make a documentary on this dude ivanka.

Topic What do you do to stay fit?
Posted 05 Dec 2017 23:10

Get a personal trainer you would totally fuck. It's extremely effective.

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 30 Nov 2017 21:51

There have been decades of such abuse of girls and women of all ages in the workplace, schools, universities, sports and every other environment. Men have felt entitled to behave this way and women, until recent years, were obliged to put up with it. Complaints were not received and dealt with fairly if they were dealt with at all. More often than not, it was the woman who had to put up with this or leave because power was in the hands of men. It is of course much, much worse when a man takes advantage of teenagers. The only good thing to come of all of these abuse and assault stories is that we are now talking about it and how to stop it. Corporations, universities and other organizations will have to address the issue and make sure that they have policies and procedures to deal with complaints fairly. And men who have not evolved beyond the 1950s with regard to women will have to learn that this is unacceptable and suffer the consequences of their actions be it loss of position, reputation, awards of damages, or, if the allegations proved are serious enough, criminal charges.

What always makes me wonder is that men have mothers, sisters, wives, daughters and other female relatives and friends. Would they want another man to treat them this way? Of course not. I hope that we don't become jaded to this but fear you may be right.

Each passing week... a new story... fucking sad dude. I'm telling you, this is going to keep going and going. So much damn dirt under that rug that has been lifted.

Topic One year anniversary of Trump
Posted 30 Nov 2017 21:47

You're blaming Trump for how rude US citizens are? Grown adults can't mind their manners?

She means that trump is empowering certain types of Americans. How does that go over your head?

Topic Apprehensive about getting a dog from Argentina
Posted 30 Nov 2017 14:50

Why does this sound like a coded message?

“All clear to smuggle 8 German descendant hookers through the mountains now.”

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 27 Nov 2017 15:09

One would hope you're not ready to hang the man based on what he may have written in a high school yearbook as much as 40 years ago.

Unless, of course, you saw him do it and are willing to say so under oath in a court of law.


You know what’s funny? I’m 100% sure you were the type calling for Bill Clinton’s impeachment but you didn’t see him put his dick in Monica’s mouth or jizz on her dress.

You’re quite transparent. I know exactly what your stance will be on any issue because you’re a brainwashed simpleton.

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 25 Nov 2017 20:25

You may as well ask him to stop breathing.

There's an old parable about a frog and a scorpion that comes to mind.

Did a Scorpio shove it in your ass before? Makes sense.

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 25 Nov 2017 20:19

1. Cameron Todd Willingham—In 1992, Willingham was convicted of arson murder in Texas. He was believed to have intentionally set a fire that killed his three kids. In 2004, he was put to death. Unfortunately, the Texas Forensic Science Commission later found that the evidence was misinterpreted, and they concluded that none of the evidence used against Willingham was valid. As it turns out, the fire really was accidental.

2. Ruben Cantu—Cantu was 17 at the time the crime he was alleged of committing took place. Cantu was convicted of capital murder, and in 1993, the Texas teen was executed. About 12 years after his death, investigations show that Cantu likely didn’t commit the murder. The lone eyewitness recanted his testimony, and Cantu’s co-defendant later admitted he allowed his friend to be falsely accused. He says Cantu wasn’t even there the night of the murder.

3. Larry Griffin—Griffin was put to death in 1995 for the 1981 murder of Quintin Moss, a Missouri drug dealer. Griffin always maintained his innocence, and now, evidence seems to indicate he was telling the truth. The first police officer on the scene now says the eyewitness account was false, even though the officer supported the claims during the trial. Another eyewitness who was wounded during the attack was never contacted during the trial, and he says Griffin wasn’t present at the crime scene that night.

4. Carlos DeLuna—In 1989, DeLuna was executed for the stabbing of a Texas convenience store clerk. Almost 20 years later, Chicago Tribune uncovered evidence that shows DeLuna was likely innocent. The evidence showed that Carlos Hernandez, a man who even confessed to the murder many times, actually did the crime.

5. David Wayne Spence—Spence was put to death in 1997 for the murder of three teenagers in Texas. He was supposedly hired by a convenience store clerk to kill someone else, but he allegedly killed the wrong people by mistake.The supervising police lieutenant said “I do not think David Spence committed this crime.” The lead homicide detective agreed, saying “My opinion is that David Spence was innocent. Nothing from the investigation ever led us to any evidence that he was involved.”

Perfect, just like the old days when I used to rely on my friends to do my homework. Thank you.

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 25 Nov 2017 20:18

For your homework assignment, bring us an example of an innocent person who was convicted, sentenced and either jailed or executed.

My point is that it cuts both ways. A significant number of people on here are ready to hang Judge Roy Moore on the basis of accusations alone.


We don't got no evidence.

We don't got to cho' you no steenkin' evidence!

What about the high schooler’s notebook he signed calling her sweet and pretty and all that shit. What grown ass man is writing that kind of shit in a kid’s note book UNLESS HES TRYING TO FUCK THEM.

Shut up

Topic Upcoming Site Changes
Posted 25 Nov 2017 17:57

Oh my god this is the funniest shit I ever read! I laughed so hard milk came out my dick.

Topic Dissocial Personality Disorder v Trolling
Posted 25 Nov 2017 17:15

I think trolls know exactly what they're doing and don't care. They're just doing what they do best, which is to live vicariously through others, because they have no life of their own.

That’s why I try to live vicariously through IAMLOVE. I heard stupidity is bliss. Is that the saying? Can’t remember. You know what I mean though.

Topic Dissocial Personality Disorder v Trolling
Posted 25 Nov 2017 17:06

I know when I'm not wanted.

Are you sure? What about when you were so cruelly stripped of your moderator status? Seems like a pretty clear message. Just kidding don’t get all fired up.

b) retire to the real reason I came here - write and perfect my craft for my hundreds* of admirers


Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 25 Nov 2017 16:35

You are nothing just a pebble in my shoe. Innocent until proven guilty! Until something sticks to the claims against Roy Moore I will not choose a side!
In 2015 one of the Blackhawk players was accused of rape in his home town of Buffalo. I did not want to believe he did that because he is a great player on the ice. Guess what stupid "I write before I think ass-tard"? He was found INNOCENT! The chick and her mom lied they set him up!!
Proving all the claims can possibly just possibly MIGHT NOT BE TRUE! Why don't you stop trying to be the bully of lush and start acting like a sub-human I'm guessing human would be to much of a stretch for a ass-tard like you! Oh have a good day

Wasn’t OJ found innocent too? That doesn’t really mean anything when it comes to what actually happened.

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 22 Nov 2017 01:54

"Mr. President, is an accused child molester better than a Democrat?"

What the fuck is going on in U.S. politics... angry7

"don't need someone soft on crime."

Posted 22 Nov 2017 01:41

The companies with the best bribers win again. WHAT ELSE IS NEW

Topic One year anniversary of Trump
Posted 22 Nov 2017 01:07

What do you know, this loud mouthed cop is the first republican who actually created some jobs.

And like those UCLA basketball players , I can show appreciation too. Thanks Prez!

I post on redbubble... wouldn't it be funny if you've actually purchased one of my designs on a hemorrhoid donut or something.

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 18 Nov 2017 00:37

i dont even look. im like fuck that. lookin is for straight up punk btches

Topic What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted 17 Nov 2017 20:22

And you rush to the forefront to provide your example of incomprehension.

I've claimed to have watched the first Super Bowl football game, and the first Moon landing. A forty year old man won't remember either of those, any more than I'd remember watching JFK's assassination.

Apple computers do suck. They are built for people who wish to over-spend for convenience and bling, while claiming it's also for premium equipment. Modern PCs and modern apple computers are built of the same innards, there is nothing special about either type of device. Except working on one (on your own) voids all warranties and the initial cost is usually twice or more than that of the PC.

Aren't you also a hybrid, by your own admission?

I do like it around here - better, when you're on hiatus, ya middle aged wanker. You were gone so long this most recent spell - I thought you'd gotten run over in one of your fields by a vegetable harvesting machine or you were vacationing somewhere so exclusive they couldn't even pump internet to the location. I am not sure about site suspension time limits and all. There's one week, 2 weeks and 4 weeks...but six or seven?

That'd have to be a record even for you.

Next time - stay gone.

Dude... I’m agreeing with you, just trying to be like, dude the old fella has some valid points and then you act all ugly towards me bringing up how I was suspended for 8 weeks this time. What the heck? I did my time.

Topic Harvey Weinstein
Posted 16 Nov 2017 02:28

So, Magical_Moron, I can't put it any simpler than that. If you still want to insist you're right, you're just going to look like an idiot.

I was right. And you did it again in this post.