Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Awesome Award 4/17/17: HeraTeleia
Posted 18 Apr 2017 04:07

This thread isn't weird at all. Not one bit. If I stumbled upon this site cold, I wouldn't think this thread was strange, lame, cringe-worthy or alienating in the slightest.

Topic Who is YOUR favorite author on Lush?
Posted 18 Apr 2017 03:53

It's like the difference between masturbating and getting a hand-job. Sometimes you want to know what you're going to get and sometimes you want someone else to do the work. What are your last three titles, in case I want you to do the work? ;)

When I want a literary hand-job (sorry guys), I read puddleduck, browncoffee, oceanrunner, virgogo, sprite, ravenstar, jen, buz and other people I'm forgetting to list.

When I need a literary sexual mind game, I read avrgblkgrl or Liz.

I don't even jerk off when I read puddleduck. She's a get together to tear it apart.

Topic Do you have an online friend/crush/fuck buddy?
Posted 18 Apr 2017 03:49

What do my vagina and belly button have in common? They're both in at the moment.

You killed the thread with this. That's hard to do.

Topic Who is YOUR favorite author on Lush?
Posted 15 Apr 2017 02:03

I'm my own favorite. I would read my own story right now over anyone else's because it's so fucking good. Just my last three stories though... Those are the good ones. My early stories are shit.

Topic Trump attacks Syria
Posted 15 Apr 2017 02:01

Only for a little while, now Trump's using North Korea as his foil. At our expense - Making America Great Again.

But shit's about to get really real on the FBI investigation front. thumbup

And if the Bumblefuck-in-Chief fires Comey, there will be hell to pay. It would smell a lot like Archibald Cox getting shitcanned by Richard Milhous Nixon.

When are you going to go national with this shit? Stop wasting that beautiful mind, you bozo. Grab that ceremonial tin foil hat off your head, crumple it up, and shoot a goddamn three pointer with it.

Tell the world how you sniff out Cox. Do it already. The world is yours.

Topic Do you have an online friend/crush/fuck buddy?
Posted 15 Apr 2017 01:47

So I should just cancel my plans to get you into virtual bed with me? Damn.

Video of this with your vagina all out falls under the virtual bed umbrella.

Topic top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted 05 Apr 2017 20:06

I wish that they'd have included Ewoks getting high and fucking in the scene below.

I thought you from Canada not Kansas. sick motherfucker.

Topic top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted 05 Apr 2017 19:39

So you're saying that the Star Wars movies should feature lightsabers dismembering Stormtroopers, complete with blood spurting all over the fucking place?

Because, ya know, war is the central element of those movies. How dare they present it in such a lighthearted way to those poor kiddies!

Lightsabers cauterize the wound as it cuts, you fucking idiot.

Topic top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted 05 Apr 2017 19:27

Wait, Sasha Grey appeared in Die Hard? Gotta go prematurely, dude...

Seriously, the whole motion picture rating system isn't all that black-and-white. There isn't any rating between PG-13 and R, so plenty of movies between those two with similar levels of violence/sex/language can end up in either category pretty arbitrarily. I'd argue that the first three Die Hard probably weren't too far from being rated PG-13, while conversely the fourth one probably wasn't too far from being rated R.

I honestly never perceived any major disparity between the installments before you brought it up. And the fact that plenty of rating systems around the world rate them all equally just corroborates that (eg. 13+ in Quebec). The next rating over here is 16+, and none of the early Die Hard movies were ever considered harsh/offensive enough to warrant it.

The American rating system seems thoroughly flawed to me. Seriously, The Matrix received the exact same rating as Hostel? You guys give a R-rating to just about anything, to the point where it's completely futile and meaningless. Here in Quebec, the enormous majority of blockbusters are either rated G (ie. for general public) or 13+. If a movie is rated 16+, you know that it's distinctly crude/violent (eg. Kill Bill). A rating of 18+ is reserved exclusively for pornography or legitimate gore (eg. Hostel).

Cursing, titties, and blood spurting from gun shot wounds is what gets you an R in america.

Rewatch 1 and 2 and then watch 4... It's almost worse that they try to sugarcoat murder to the point that they can show it to kids in 4. It's fucked up. I guess I'm a prude but I think mass murder in movies should be shown for what it is, gruesome and bloody, and it should be for adults. It should never be sugar coated for children. It's mass fucking murder, and it should never be okay for 13 year olds.

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 05 Apr 2017 19:17

I read this 'serious' comment on Youtube arguing that Shiva would know who to attack based on 'scent'. That since people from both Hilltop and Alexandria visited Ezekiel in The Kingdom, they would carry the 'scent' of their respective camps and all the randoms would smell the same, so Shiva was going after the people that smelled 'unfamiliar' during the battle and saw them as the bad guys. This would be some highly evolved tiger radar. I think the audience really needed that 'feel good' scene after the oppression and depression of the season, and Shiva delivered. I will be crushed when they kill off that sexy CGI cat.

Dude... that's like saying a hungry ass motherfucker has been hanging around a bunch of perfectly cooked steaks, smelling them, salivating... telling themselves "these chains aren't keeping me from eating these fucking delicious ass mouth watering no A-1 needing steaks... These steaks are my friends. I know these juicy steaks are my friends... I am an apex predator but I still won't eat those steaks/friends when I am let loose.


It was a cool scene but it would have made more sense if shiva was still on a chain with ezekiel controlling her.

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 05 Apr 2017 18:48

Saw this earlier making the rounds.. lol

Ezekiel prepares Shiva for battle:

That hella bugged me... Forget about how silly it is for a damn cat to know who to kill... What about all the gunfire? Sneeze around a cat and they freak.

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 05 Apr 2017 18:45

Scott Gimple said he wants to keep the series going for hopefully 20 years.

By then Carl and Enid will be a power couple leading whatever group exists by then, along with adult Judith and Glenn Jr. Kind of crazy to imagine if they can pull it off and stay successful.

I would really like to see that. I like the characters of carl and enid even though they get lot of hate. They grew up knowing nothing else but the post walker world and their adult selves would be fucking scary. Some really hard ass scary people. I would follow them.

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 05 Apr 2017 18:40

I think Eugene's only redemption arc for the group would be if he's tasked to make bullets for the 'All Out War' and ends up making them blanks instead (or maybe 80% blanks). Of course, he'd have to sacrifice himself or get out of the Sanctuary before the first major battle, but it would be the noble thing to do. I can't imagine making real bullets that you knew were meant for your friends (really, his family) - the same people that saved your ass over and over again from the beginning of the apocalypse. I'm hoping Sasha's final "I believe in you" speech will have him do the right thing.

And yes, Maggie's speech really gets you in the feels. Tears shed.

I can't imagine them turning eugene full on evil. I haven't read the comics so I may sound stupid saying that I think it will ultimately be eugene who will kill negan. I mean rick (one of my least favorite characters really) said "I will kill you" so of course he is the odds on favorite to.. but I think eugene killing negan woud be the most satisfying. especially if it comes right after negan kills or dismembers rosita.

Topic top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted 05 Apr 2017 18:33

Haha, what a douchey bad-boy wannabe: "I watch R-rated movies exclusively, look at how fucking hardcore I am."

Besides, they're all rated 13+ here in Quebec without an exception. See, you're only hardcore in your own puritanical US of A.

And yeah, I happen to love the fourth installment.

Well no... I actually enjoy children's programming on the regular. And just like Die Hard being pg-13, I would be equally dismayed if steven universe were all of a sudden rated R.

Like, logan was a decent leap from pg13 to R but something with DIE HARD as the fucking name and yippe ki yay motherfucker as the tag line should never be pg13. It's like straight to the ass feat. sasha grey being family firendly all of a sudden. Stupid.

Topic The Walking Dead
Posted 05 Apr 2017 16:06

I like how carl became a full fledged badass in the finale. I can totally see him leading a group now even at his age. By the time he's 25 he'll be king shit.

I think that the Eugene episode was my favorite all season.

Topic Our hardworking President...
Posted 05 Apr 2017 15:54

hello2 Give up Trink... no sense to be had here.. "Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise".. or something like that.

Did you just advice trinket - trinket - to not waste her "wisdom" on the subject?

Trinket.. who has threatened to get the Australian high courts involved in suing lush members for ridiculing her. You used the word "wise" in a non ironic way when referring to her (it)? Is that what you seriously did?


Topic Do you have an online friend/crush/fuck buddy?
Posted 05 Apr 2017 15:36

Online "fuckbuddy" is a misnomer. It's ridiculous. Just stop.

Topic top ten movies you can watch over and over
Posted 05 Apr 2017 14:49

My own answer would be from a similar viewpoint as Magical_felix...

- The Big Lebowski
- No Country for Old Men
- Se7en
- Ronin
- Road to Perdition
- Back to the Future
- The Bourne Identity
- Kill Bill
- Die Hard (any of the first four)
- Tais-toi! (French comedy featuring GĂ©rard Depardieu and Jean Reno)

The Lord of the Rings almost made the list considering how many times I've watched the entire trilogy (probably 5-6 times or so), but to be frank at this point I've grown a bit weary of it, haha.

Including four? Live free or die hard? Pg13 die hard?


Ding ding


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Topic The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted 25 Mar 2017 00:39

Don't worry, we won't underestimate you.

Dang, patoki dangerfield over here.

Topic Cliches that should die
Posted 24 Mar 2017 23:47

The thing about cliches is that using them in a new, fresh or reinventive way is pretty skillful and interesting. It takes some real talent to make cliches put a smile on your face as you're reading/watching/listening.

Topic The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted 24 Mar 2017 23:37


Sprite 9874. MF 666

Roasted... damn, that hurts.

Trinket plus nymphwriter. The new power couple.

Never underestimate retard strength.


Topic The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted 23 Mar 2017 05:23

*nods* i figured you could handle it, son. listen, i appreciate you're trying to improve me, but let's be honest here. none of these trump vs anti-trump threads are going to change minds, no matter how informative, how well researched, or how well written. it's just people blowing off steam and getting stuff off their chests. if i thought i had a real chance to change one person's opinion i might put some actual effort into it, but for me, it's just a pressure valve, sort of my way of simply giving the man the finger.

Well I can... but it just seems like you're making light of another member's emotional distress after I called them a dog turd.

And oh okay. Since you are saying that your posts aren't to be taken seriously because you're not trying to make them coherent, reasonable or informative then yes, I am the foolish one for even having read them and responding. You got me there.

Topic The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted 23 Mar 2017 05:10

you're a dog turd.

Being called a dog turd tends to send some members into an emotional downward spiral you know.

Topic The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted 23 Mar 2017 05:00

i am. i mean, my intellect is but a pea compared to your vast knowledge of all things. i mean, look at all the strikes i have against me. i'm a girl, i'm blonde, i'm childish, i'm a liberal. probably a lot of other strikes against me especially when compared to such a superior intellect as yours. i think, in deference to you, i shall no longer post and share my opinion so as not to embarrass myself in front of such a god like creature as yourself. thanks for pointing out my faults! you're a real mensch.

Why are you saying "I'm a girl, I'm blonde" as if it that was attacked? I made no mention of that. You not being able to coherently and reasonably express your dismay with Trump has nothing to do with you being blonde or female... You brought that up, not me. That's why when people like you figurehead the liberal point of view it makes it lose credibility. It's like when conservatives say that Obama isn't an american citizen and that he secretly faces Mecca to pray. You just can't take them seriously when they go off like that.

Topic The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted 23 Mar 2017 04:34

*nods* we are all idiots.

It really is an idiotic thing to be bring attention to if you are going to say things like that. Makes you seem just as ignorant about the subject as trump is. It's like you didn't put much thought into it before getting fired up. It's what makes the liberal point of view lose credibility, with the childish 45 thing and the fundamental misunderstanding of what you're even talking about. Just makes both points of view seem sorta idiotic. It doesn't come off as reasonable.

Topic Competition Top 10 Badge
Posted 23 Mar 2017 04:18

I was in the top 30 once. Wheres my badge

Topic The Donald Vs The Cap
Posted 23 Mar 2017 04:16

he uses his time to tell NFL owners not to draft Cap.


Everyone is an idiot.

Topic date, fuck buddies or pass?
Posted 23 Mar 2017 02:32

Second knuckle. repeatedly.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 23 Mar 2017 02:09

When you get a black box message from someone and you click on their name, it should just take you directly to the last thing you said and they said. Like, it should take you to your active conversation. When you click on a person in a black box, it's useless that it sends you to their profile since if you're black boxing you already know who they are... so like if it sent you to your conversation it would be way better. I may have a shit memory for this sort of thing, but I'm sure many others do too. If I could click on the black box and it would send me to a page with the last few messages it would be infinitely more useful than just a link to their profile.

Topic BCAA's?
Posted 22 Mar 2017 23:32

BCAA's people. If you wanna measure dicks, start a new thread or take it to PMs...or Skype.

Carry on.

Aww, good save.