Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Slutty or Classy?
Posted 18 May 2015 16:56

Sluts are way more fun. please.

Topic Is denying sex cheating?
Posted 18 May 2015 16:51

Have been denied sex in my is a passive aggressive way to get back at your spouse

And I am not talking about exhausted moms or people who are ill

Partners who turn you down day after day week..month...years...

Just because..they don't want it with you..are beyond cruel..yet they play the victim when u tell them you will find another

In marriage vowing to love means sex...not roommates

Cheating the love you vowed maybe dpw...maybe

So you think people should have sex against their will because they are married? If some girl is married to a guy who has changed personality wise or physically and she no longer wants to have sex with him she should anyway because they are married? I'm sorry but sometimes a person's personality or the way they've changed over time can just simply be gross to me. Why do I need to have sex with that person? Gross.

Topic 9 dead after argument between rival biker gangs ends in shootout
Posted 18 May 2015 16:37

Swanton had strong words for the management of Twin Peaks restaurant, saying he was frustrated that it continued to allow biker gangs to gather there. The grisly scene "could have been avoided if listened to their police department" and refused to allow known "criminals" to hold events on its property.

yeah, i am sure that would have gone over well...

hey, you two dozen bikers - get the fuck out of my restaurant!

- beating ensues -

There's cameras and they can call the police if they don't leave. The bikers know about police... Twin peaks did allow them there. It's not like in western movies where the bartender is held hostage by outlaws. I swear I saw twin peaks on some travel show or some article or some shit somewhere and even then they mentioned that it's a popular biker hangout.

Topic Have you ever been rescued then expected to give a reward?
Posted 18 May 2015 08:36

Roses are red
I got a flat tyre
helped by a blockhead
His kindness, I admire.

There you go. Although it still has your trademark "charm", that is much better. You should send your next poem to me for editing.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 18 May 2015 07:55

Topic Have you ever been rescued then expected to give a reward?
Posted 17 May 2015 21:51

Roses are red
I got a flat tyre
A stranger helped me
His kindness I admire.

You could have easily rhymed red with head. See trinket, this is why I say your poetry leaves a lot to be desired.

Topic New trophy wives
Posted 17 May 2015 21:48

Do any of them qualify for the unnerving "yellow fever" or "rice king" moniker?

Topic How do I overcome my urge to fulfill my longtime sex fantasy
Posted 17 May 2015 16:09

What is the worst case scenario?

You start messing around with a man whose wife values her marriage a great deal and she's also more than a bit irrational and she airs you out when you least expect it.

A cagey woman must think a few steps ahead when she's playing with fire.

I never recommend adultery because marriage is a big deal and your actions impact others--like kids.

But bisexuality should always be acted on. It is a desire that everyone has from time to time and I encounter hundreds of guys in the chat room who are "bi-curious" behaving very slutty but will never take action. I feel sorry for them because I know how hot and hard these fantasies make them.

Bisexuality is all in how you deal with it in your head. And if you can accept the fact that you are a "cocksucker" or a "lezzie" you have opened up a whole new world of pleasure.

I think lots of people get hung up on the act and think that they have to jump totally into an alternative lifestyle.

It's just's just about getting a big orgasm. After that, you return to living your life.

I don't play matchmaker often but this one just makes sense.

WellMadeMale meet gloryhole31.

You two have a nice meet cute story with the lush thing plus wellmademale, you once mentioned that a sexual drought can lead you to develop a gay itch that must be scratched. Sounds like gloryhole may just be the right sage to guide you through this new journey of discovery in your twilight years.

Topic Have you ever been rescued then expected to give a reward?
Posted 17 May 2015 11:36

You're talking about a sexual reward? I dont know if they would expect it but I'm not going to give someone a reward of any kind, except to thank them for helping me with a flat tyre or some petrol.

You could write them a poem at least, don't be ungrateful.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 17 May 2015 11:00

I think an RR should be voted on by other writers and not handed out by Mods. It just doesn't look right for a Mod to give a Mod an award.

Remember when they still had movie rental places? I'm talking videotape era, and there was a tiny little section with employee recommended movies. That's all those RRs are. It's a story someone liked and they are recommending it. It's not an "award".

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 17 May 2015 08:43

Topic How do I overcome my urge to fulfill my longtime sex fantasy
Posted 17 May 2015 08:21

I am single for the past 2years, and I really have this urge to start an affair or fling with some married guy..
I know how morally wrong it is, and I am no slut, but I really really have this craving once in a while to work on it and experience the fun!

How do I get it to stop...or for that matter, should I stop tongue8

You should do it... It's fun. If you don't do it some other girl will anyway. The power you will feel is addictive though. More addictive than the sex and sneaking around. Just make sure you don't pick one that will get too attached to you or you to him.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 16 May 2015 08:01

Topic Cheating... in the NFL
Posted 15 May 2015 11:23

Isn't it about time to get your collar removed ?

Every time.

Topic Cheating... in the NFL
Posted 15 May 2015 11:23

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 14 May 2015 17:38

Your hand on his arm
Haystack charm around your neck
Strung out and thin
Calling some friend, trying to cash some check
He's acting dumb
That's what you've come to expect

Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay

He's wearing your clothes
Head down to toes, a reaction to you
You say you know what he did
But you idiot kid, you don't have a clue
Sometimes they just get caught in the eye, you're pulling him through

Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay

Now on the bus
Nearly touching this dirty retreat
Falling out 6th and powell, a dead sweat in my teeth
Gonna walk walk walk
Four more blocks, plus the one in my brain
Down downstairs to the man, he's gonna make it all okay
I can't be myself
I can't be myself
And I don't want to talk
I'm taking the cure
So I can be quiet whenever I want
So leave me alone
You ought to be proud that I'm getting good marks

Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay

Topic Where would you prefer to cum? Boobs? Face? Pussy? Etc..
Posted 14 May 2015 13:19

In da butt. Bang bang skeet skeet, bitch!

Topic What did you have for lunch today?
Posted 14 May 2015 13:12

Half a Scotch egg from Tesco deli, some olives, cherry tomatoes and beetroot. A flapjack for pud

That sounds sooooo much better than chicken skin.

Topic Cheating... in the NFL
Posted 14 May 2015 12:48



Another lame thread.

It's time for the glue factory for you.

Topic Make a new friend, with the avatar above you
Posted 13 May 2015 22:19

Whach yo name, whach yo size, chicken head?

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 13 May 2015 21:23

Topic career/occupation turn on
Posted 13 May 2015 21:07

Roller derby girl

I dated a roller derby girl. She was cool but also as dumb as a jar of mayonnaise. Really cool though.

Topic I will cry if Daniel Brayn retires.
Posted 13 May 2015 20:06

funny story. i often get asked why i have a flat spot on my forehead...

Good thing you cleared up why because the reason you would have a flat spot on your forehead was way more dirty and degrading in my mind.

Topic What cologne do you wear?
Posted 12 May 2015 16:54

I have tons of different colognes. I like collecting them.

This is one of my favorites lately. It's subtle and gives off just enough scent when I'm hugged or kissed. It's not one of those where people can smell you from a few feet away. It's only about 80 bucks for the big bottle so you won't break the bank if you tend to wear cologne all the time.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 12 May 2015 16:25

Topic If you don't, then this relationship won't work
Posted 12 May 2015 16:20

I've never called it sweet before, but I never had any complaints on my "dirty" vagina.

Sometimes guys are just selfish assholes.

Look, actions speak louder than words. Ain't no guy dumb enough to complain.

Topic If you don't, then this relationship won't work
Posted 12 May 2015 14:32

Wow! Fainted? evil4

Just to be clear... It wasn't stinking, sweaty, swamp crotch rot as in dirty, but as in the act of cunnilingus itself was dirty. He was a fucked up bundle of bible quotes and homeschooled sex ed. But he was perfectly okay with me giving him a blowjob everyday since all women were inherently dirty whores anyways. Nutbag

Sometimes guys make stuff up like that because there is no good way to go about the issue. Mentioning it is offensive to a woman no matter how much sugar you coat it in.

Keep it clean, that's it.

Topic Guys - do you have any problem with her getting rough and physical with you - such as smacking your
Posted 12 May 2015 09:26

One of my exes used to punch me in the face.

Topic If you don't, then this relationship won't work
Posted 12 May 2015 09:04

I did break up with a guy because he wanted oral every time we had sex but wouldn't return the favour because it was "dirty"

.........some girls are dirty though.

I dated a chick who was really attractive and all that but the first time I went down there I almost fainted. Later on I tried to casually recommend some douche but of course it didn't go that well. But the next day she did call me from the store - while with her sister in law obviously talking about how much of an asshole I was for telling her to douche - asking if hawaiian breeze sounded better than morning dew or whatever the fucking scents were. She bought some and used it. Guess what? Her pussy started getting ate.

Topic What's a good, sexy female name for an erotic story?
Posted 11 May 2015 18:38

:) Ana Linjector took me a few seconds.

That's good because usually you want to take your time with that.