Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Announcing our new Story Competition with a $500 First Prize
Posted 08 Aug 2012 11:45

WOW!!!!! Congratulations to Magical_Felix and all the entries!

So proud of you JackAss!


Topic Announcing our new Story Competition with a $500 First Prize
Posted 08 Aug 2012 11:44

Hey guys, thank you so much to everyone that said congratulations to me in this thread and the nice notes I received. Also, thank you to everyone that gave me their vote of support during the competition. I really appreciate every vote and comment. Thanks to my closer lush friends that encouraged me and believed in me when I mentioned I wanted to try to enter this competition.

There were some really great stories and I imagine the judges had a tough job on their hands.

Congrats to Dancing Doll and TXgirl!

Dancing Doll is someone that I have learned a great deal from and anyone wanting to learn what writing is all about, could do worse than starting with her impressive collection of work here. She is a true writer and I'm honored to place along side her, really honored.

TXgirl! Placing twice in a row now, now that is very impressive as well. Awesome!

Nice going top ten! And everyone else who entered!

Thank you Sprite for proofreading last minute for me like at 11 pm and sending it back to me before I woke. You're such a great friend. (she doesn't do that normally so don't go hit her up for proofs, she's busy)

And thanks Nic for having these competitions for us and creating Lush (you too gav). They are so fun and competition makes us all strive to be better. Hoping the next one is even bigger!

Okay I think I hear the orchestra playing me off... (insert laugh track here)

Topic Russian Punk Band "Pussy Riot" arrested for "Hooliganism".
Posted 07 Aug 2012 16:41

What really saddens me is that I will not get to see the band Anal Cunt and Pussy Riot on the same bill.


It's a shame.

Topic The New Mars Rover Curiosity
Posted 07 Aug 2012 14:09

We are like that guy at the party that just has to one-up your story. We're such douche bags.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 07 Aug 2012 07:15




These two teams have been the most exciting to watch so far. Japan with a fast, efficient, determined counter attacking style and mexico with a more methodical and tricky approach.

It's on in the west coast at 9am.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 07 Aug 2012 07:11

Wish they all could be California girls.

Topic Oscar Pistorious. Double amputee Olympic sprinter.
Posted 06 Aug 2012 19:15

Question: "What if Pistorious would have won? What if he would have won gold? What would you think if you were the silver medalist? I honestly have a hard time with this question."

Answer: It would raise the bar on what is possible, what we should expect from ourselves. No excuses, and no more allowance to what we can't.

Yes I totally agree that it would raise the bar on what we can do. Like the power of the human spirit and the power of the human body to adapt.


I feel the only way we could ever really know if the legs give him an advantage or not is if a current sprinter - God forbid - got into an accident where he losses both legs below the knee. If they fitted him with cheetah blade legs and he trained to get to tip top condition and then they officially compared his new times to his previous times. I think then it would be pretty conclusive evidence either way. At the moment I just don't understand how they can really know if it helps or hinders him.

Also, I mean what if oscar wouldnt have had the muscles in his lower legs needed to make it? We just can't know. And these other athletes sacrifice everything to get to the olympics too. It is unfair.

Part of me thinks its great he competed. Just so many "*" possibilities. You know? Could be a mess in the future.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 06 Aug 2012 17:11

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Aug 2012 17:01

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Aug 2012 17:00

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Aug 2012 17:00

Topic Oscar Pistorious. Double amputee Olympic sprinter.
Posted 06 Aug 2012 16:40

Oscar Pistorius, as the world is now aware, is an olympic sprinter for South Africa.

He was born without his legs, below the bottom of the knee. (I think that's it, I'm going off what I remember from the broadcasts.)

I saw him run the race to make it to the semi-final and I felt totally happy for the dude. I mean he did so well and even eased up to cross the finish line and qualified easily. I got hit with the realization of how hard this dude must have worked, how well his parents did raising him, how much hope he probably gives to children with his same "disability". Because to him, it is not.

I was caught up in the moment of it all was happy for him and then thought, man I hope he does good again! He came in last in the semi-final but not by a lot. I noticed the frustration in his face. I thought, well yeah man, its beyond fathomable that you made it this far... But then I thought, well, they improve swim suits, balls, turfs, running shoes... His blade legs are equipment too... why not improve those?

Every amputee is different. Are these the only officially sanctioned legs? I mean what if they can improve them to make them more real. I know they supposedly tested them to make sure they didn't give him an advantage and they clearly didn't. So do they improve them for next time if he makes it again? Or for whatever the next track event is?

What if Pistorious would have won? What if he would have won gold? What would you think if you were the silver medalist? I honestly have a hard time with this question. I know it's oscar's dream to run in the Olympics and if you are competing, then a medal is in your dreams too. It's also the silver medalists dream... One man's dream doesn't hold more weight than another's (IMO). Wouldn't then this really bring into question wether or not those legs gave him an advantage?

I mean, he will never break an ankle, his toe nail torn out by someone stomping on it by accident. That stuff happens. What if he falls and hits another runner? I imagine those legs would do more damage to another runner than flesh legs. I don't understand how the legs really work. But he doesn't feel the same burn in the calves as other runners. Or you can argue that the foot motion is always perfect. You could also argue that he can concentrate all his training on less muscles. I mean the questions would be endless if he would have won and you were one of the losing runners. Not trying to be insensitive just thinking about about some of the criticisms that could be thrown at him.

What if there is a swimmer that looses a leg? If a runner can, why not a swimmer competing with a prosthetic leg designed for swimming?

Do you think this kind of thing in the olympics opens up a can of worms?

Were they playing with fire letting Oscar Pistorius compete?

Are the chances of another person like Oscar making it this far so unlikely that all these questions don't matter and its a case by case basis and that's it so good for him?"

Topic Shit Single Girls Say...
Posted 04 Aug 2012 09:31

"I should make you a dream board" Lol

Topic Anybody else like to cum without cumming?
Posted 04 Aug 2012 09:14

Oh yeah, it's fucking awesome!

It's almost as fun as...

Going to a restaurant and not eating.

Putting a cigarette in my mouth and not smoking it.

Watching TV without turning it on.

Masturbating without cumming....oh wait, Nevermind.

Grabbing your gun for some shooting practice and not taking your bullets.

Playing basketball without a hoop.

Drinking virgin margaritas.


Topic Why Do People Have to Be So Crap?
Posted 03 Aug 2012 15:48

I don't suggest you do this... I'm just saying "hey, wouldn't it be funny?"

Hey, wouldn't it be funny if next time some dude randomly did that you fucking pepper sprayed his face and then run away as fast as you can after savoring the scene for a couple of seconds, maybe kicking him over so you get a head start, in case you didn't get him in both eyes?

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 03 Aug 2012 13:41

Topic Race-based School Discipline Policies
Posted 03 Aug 2012 08:20

Something great

Fuckin' A.

Topic Race-based School Discipline Policies
Posted 03 Aug 2012 07:36

I'm not a racist. Nor am I a coward. I hate and despise racism in all it's forms. Not that I need to defend myself but I feel the need to disassociate my name with that term. As difficult as it is I'm not going to stoop to your level. You know nothing about me, NOTHING. So your assumptions and opinions about me carry no weight. None whatsoever.

I know stuff about you...

What I don't know is what your opinion on this is yet. You still haven't explained why youre spreading racist rhetoric. I mean we know racism exists so that excuse is a little weak.

So you're saying that you're re-posting this racist article to simply inform us that racism is alive and strong in America? Is that your only defense?

I mean you have admitted before that you post things to just piss people off. Is this one of those things? Posting articles that make racism a joke? Is this the mastermind Lafayette at work again?

Topic That Perfect Someone..
Posted 03 Aug 2012 03:02

Yeah I know that bitch. Am I with her? nah.

But when your pretty eyes are looking up at me, you're perfect that night.

Topic Race-based School Discipline Policies
Posted 02 Aug 2012 10:13

Racism is a vile and evil thing. The more it can be brought to light, the easier it will be to get rid of. Absurity needs to be seen. Maybe you should stop making assumptions. Again with the "education". If you want to discuss, then do so. Keep the ugly attitude to yourself. Have a nice day.

So you are telling us extreme conservative opinions are racist? Oh okay, how...revolutionary.

You did this by spreading their word while offering no opinion? Lol

I think you like my ugly attitude. I mean you changed your forum sig right after I dared to question what the hell you we're posting. You wanted to bring attention to me engaging you, obviously you like to play the victim. Means you must like my attention. I'm questioning you again, and again you are acting like a coward. But of course there are some Americans like that. You're like a lush chicken hawk, if you will.

Topic Race-based School Discipline Policies
Posted 02 Aug 2012 09:55

A. I don't recall posting "a retarded thread". Maybe I did somewhere and you searched to find it. If not, don't misquote me.

B. I did not offer any opinion for or against the original article. I posted it as a discussion starter since in the last few weeks I've found the forum to be a bit slow. So I posted something controversial. Feel free to turn the channel and surf elsewhere.

But haven't you been posting in the forum the past few weeks? And it's been slow anyway? How is that possible!?


So your solution is more of the same? Your solution is to spread racist rhetoric on a sex site? That's your solution to liven up the forum? Repeating clearly racist opinions?

That is like me posting an article from a sexist website stating that women are inferior to men. What is the point of that other than firing up the women on here?

You said discussion... So what is your opinion? Why did you post this, other than for us to point out how stupid it is? Don't make me educate you on what a discussion is too, Socrates.

Topic Tips & Tricks to Stop Nightmares.
Posted 02 Aug 2012 08:28

After allowing my last AFF membership to expire, 100% of the nightmares ceased.

Shut up... You know you miss meeting actual real bar lushes on AFF rather than these Internet lushies...

And back to the drugs and alcohol for treating nightmares. I guess with me they happen in phases. Like I'll have a bad dream. Not a nightmare but a dream that fucks my thinking up. If I think about it too much I'll dream it again and again. So if you do drugs that shut you down a bit, like alcohol or weed. Then you might be able to get your state of mind out of that rut and quickly get some peace at night or at least be able to sleep without waking. Of course drugs are different for everyone.

Like the other night I was kinda bummed, I knew I'd have annoying dreams so I got really high... Like the ghost of Jerry Garcia was like "dude, you've had enough".. That night I dreamt I was at this huge ass pot luck with all kinds of food, including Chinese... And candy. I woke up and had an awesome breakfast, said some stupid shit here and went to work. I could have dreamt stupid shit again, skipped breakfast and been annoyed all morning. But no, I took a bag to the dome instead.

Topic Race-based School Discipline Policies
Posted 02 Aug 2012 08:15

a retarded thread.

I don't know if you actually believe this that you posted or if you just want to post something ridiculous to waste everyone's time or what. Like what is the point?

Do you and whoever wrote this article think that the way they are going to balance the rate of discipline in this country is by punishing whites more instead of punishing blacks fairly like they do with other races? So they believe that they are going to make whites "catch up" with black suspension rates by suspending whites more often? Like they are just gonna make stuff up to suspend whites for no reason? Or are they proposing the rules be applied fairly no matter the race? The answer seems obvious to anyone that doesn't still drag their knuckles on the ground.

I just don't get the point of posting this thread unless you actually believe this... If you don't believe this retarded ass opinion how is this not just laughed off as a joke. That's what it is. I mean is anyone here actually thinking that Obama wants to suspend whites and Asians more because that is what he thinks will help bring equality to the way discipline is handed out? Lol

I mean I clicked around that American renaissance website you got this from (a perversion of the word renaissance to be honest) the comments to articles... Seems like the users believe that every problem in America is caused by Obama, liberals, minorities, immigrants and gays.

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 01 Aug 2012 17:31

Topic Race-based School Discipline Policies
Posted 01 Aug 2012 12:02

I clicked on the article and I dont understand how they make the leap that whites and asians are gonna be suspended for infractions that blacks wont. And what about mexicans? and arabs? Does it apply to them too? Seems like its more about making sure that that blacks arent suspended for the same things others might not be suspended for. I mean I have seen it myself. I got away with a lot shit in school, fights, skippin class, disrupting class, I even stole the janitors golf cart once and fucked it up... The principal was nice to me, she liked me overall and didn't want to fuck my shit up. In this same school I saw some black friends get suspended for bullshit, cussing, talking in class, being tardy too many times. It was clearly not fair.

I may have misunderstood but I doubt the president, with elections coming up would make a policy to punish whites and asians unfairly. Doesn't make sense...

Seriously though. If kids behave themselves then this shouldn't be an issue. Study and don't fuck around and you'll be fine kids.

Topic Tips & Tricks to Stop Nightmares.
Posted 01 Aug 2012 11:52

and Felix, i've done that, but it's really not something you can keep up night after night

Light weight.

Topic Tips & Tricks to Stop Nightmares.
Posted 01 Aug 2012 08:31

I get really fucked up on drugs and alcohol.

Topic does it annoy you
Posted 01 Aug 2012 08:22

Girls... If he doesn't take them off, he's hiding something.

I will admit...

There have been times I act like the blowjob through the boxers and pants is what I want.. No ball licking.. no nothing.. It was because I was paranoid my balls weren't like a summer's eve......... Despicable I know, but it's the truth.

I am a working man, don't judge me.

Topic slim petite women/girls
Posted 01 Aug 2012 07:47

I will declare now that I'm 52 and extremely socialized

Dude...remember when you put on your profile that you were 40? That was the best!


Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 30 Jul 2012 10:39

This image is like the sexiest thing ever...

Plus the fact she's holding a bat seems appropriate for today. So sexy. I bet she can really swing that thing