Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Question for the guys really...
Posted 21 Sep 2014 10:43

Send her a short text with a frowny face.

Topic Do strip clubs turn you on or not?
Posted 18 Sep 2014 09:57

Strip clubs are hella fun.

Topic For One Million
Posted 17 Sep 2014 20:30

If I say yes, how many guys here will try to negotiate my price down? lol I'm Scotch, so I don't come cheap! :-)

I'll start at 12 euros. 12 is the magic number for scotch right?

Topic For One Million
Posted 17 Sep 2014 19:57

I've aged

No shit

Topic For One Million
Posted 17 Sep 2014 19:55

Yes. Probably an ugly one too laughing9

What about 500 and a cheeseburger? (Or a veggie burger)

Topic do you believe in God?
Posted 17 Sep 2014 19:35

Your are standing in a marvelous and magical creation. Perfect in design. So logic dictates, if there is a creation, wouldn't there be a creator?

Lol no.

Topic do you believe in God?
Posted 17 Sep 2014 18:20

I just realized I haven't answered this question yet. To put it simply, yes, I do. Just based solely on things I've seen and experienced personally, I believe in God. The Christian one, to be specific.

But there's a lot I don't understand and am trying to understand. There are so many loose ends, and it's just very frustrating to meet people who say 'To question is to show a lack of faith.' Or when they can't answer my question(s), they just say, 'Have faith.' I have plenty of faith, otherwise I wouldn't believe.

Also, I don't buy that whole 'free will' thing. Because it's either believe in God and do as he says or suffer in hell for all eternity. To me, that's the equivalent of a robber holding a gun to my head saying, 'Gimme your purse or I'm gonna blow your brains out!' That's not much of a choice, so there's really no free will's coercion. I've brought this up to numerous people, and no one has given me any clarification on that.

The clarification on that is that Christianity was adopted by a king a long time ago who conveniently aligned the holy days to the holy days of paganism so it wouldn't be so shocking to the population but they added fear. Do what this god says or you're going to ETERNAL FUCKING DAMNATION. So it IS very much like your metaphor about the robber. Think about it... If you were a king wouldn't you want your subjects fearing to sin? That king successfully made the people think they were being watched 24/7. Less stealing, less coveting wives, less doshonering parents, less adultery equaled less murder and assaults freeing up his budget. Throw in a few rules about worshiping other gods 'n' such and you have a pretty convenient religion for a ruler.

Topic do you believe in God?
Posted 17 Sep 2014 17:57

In any way that a religion has imagined? No.

Do I believe a mother is god in the eyes of a baby? A dog believing their owner is god? A snake getting the fear of god in them when an eagle picks them up off the ground? Fish in a pond praying for their food pellets to keep coming everyday?

Then yes I believe in god.

What that means is that maybe earth is an ant farm controlled by a much larger being who is also wondering if there's a god looking over them.

Or not.

Topic Thoughts on the Michael Brown Police shooting? Is racial profiling still a huge issue in the States?
Posted 17 Sep 2014 17:01

Sure. I imagine racial profiling occurs any place that is racially diverse. And if its a place that isn't diverse then the cops profile on style of dress, tattoos, speech etc. It happens, not sure how you can get rid of it. It's bad, it's unjust, it sucks. But it's human nature.

Topic Panties
Posted 17 Sep 2014 16:30

I keep a pair of my girl's panties in my back pocket in case an armed robbery opportunity arises in which case I use said panties as a mask with my eyes looking out the leg holes and the pussy part over my mouth, looking like a ghetto ass Spider-Man. I do that so I can't be identified so easy but it also reminds me of why I'm whipping out my pearl handled kitty kat to begin with, mothafucka.

Topic eating your own cum
Posted 17 Sep 2014 09:25

eating your own cum...

...probably preludes serial killing.

Topic How many of you, actually look at the PROFILE of the person you're asking to be friends with?
Posted 17 Sep 2014 09:13

I check to see if they have online boyfriends now because usually the online boyfriend has some kind of cringeworthy gripe about something or other. confused1

Topic Washington Redskins: Time to change the name?
Posted 16 Sep 2014 16:26

btw, totally off topic, but who went and appointed you steward? no, it's not a shot, i'm actually kind of curious. :)

You're not supposed to talk to masters like that. It makes them clam up and pout much like in real life. Please learn some respect and be more mindful of the master's online fantasy world in the future. Thanks.

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 16 Sep 2014 14:52

This whole damn thread made me so sad and angry. But I will not feed the trolls. It's gun culture, but not just gun culture. It's rape culture, but not just rape culture. It's American culture, which prizes guns over women. Primarily because, and I'm just guessing here, guns are easier to control than women.

Play nice or get off the fucking playground. Even 10 year old boys know this. Grow up.

This is a little off topic but I have been wondering about it for a while now... Is that your hair in your avatar or are you wearing a hoodie?

Topic Do you prefer bones or meat?
Posted 14 Sep 2014 00:01

Motherfuckin' porterhouse.

Topic What two things would you want with you, if you were stranded on a desert island?
Posted 13 Sep 2014 23:54

The longer I'm stranded is the more time I don't have to hear about you evil4

Oh please. You'd probably be using that pen and paper to write me a letter in a bottle asking me to send you a life raft a month's supply of mountain dew.

Topic What should a new to swinging couple try first, second, and third?
Posted 13 Sep 2014 23:42

What should a new to swinging couple try first, second, and third?

Probably oral, then vaginal, then anal. Doesn't have to be in that order, but it's recommended.

Topic What two things would you want with you, if you were stranded on a desert island?
Posted 13 Sep 2014 23:35

Paper and pencil

Sounds like you ain't gonna be getting off that island any time soon with those supplies, sucka.

Topic Help with a naughty dilemma!
Posted 10 Sep 2014 11:21

I still wouldn't care who saw them. That is if I wore any.


Topic Help with a naughty dilemma!
Posted 10 Sep 2014 11:15

You're worried about them finding out there is pair of panties in the package? Seriously?

Everyone is different trinket. Some people are shy about such things. Don't be so judgmental. Maybe you don't care about random people seeing your bloomers, but some girls have decency.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Toy With Me" Stories Competition
Posted 10 Sep 2014 10:44

Thank you SO much everyone! :) I'm kinda over the moon! I gusss I should say NEVER GIVE UP! When I first joined I was so anxious to enter a competition to see if anyone rated my writing and this is like my Lush dream come true! I must go and have a strong cup of tea.

Nice going dude! You deserve it. You always have quality submissions in comps and you're finally recognized.

Topic If you could go back, and say something to your first love, what would it be?
Posted 09 Sep 2014 19:59

Jack I am not doing this again. I am asking you nicely to stay away from me in the forums. Please don't quote me or insult me. I am entitled to post freely on these forums without fear of ridicule, or harassment from you or anyone else. This is the first and last time I'm going to ask you. May I bring your attention to Lush T & C paragraph four.

"I agree that I will not post in the forums, chat rooms, profiles, instant messages, blogs, comments or any place on, any message or material of any kind or nature that is unlawful, harassing, libelous, defamatory, abusive, threatening, harmful, vulgar, obscene, profane, racially offensive, inaccurate, or otherwise objectionable material or that encourages conduct that could constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any applicable local, state, national or international law or regulation."

Calm down Gloria Allred. I said my bad.

Topic If you could go back, and say something to your first love, what would it be?
Posted 09 Sep 2014 14:35

I didn't misunderstand the question. I think You misunderstood my answer, but thanks anyway.

Oh okay, I thought you thought the question was, "what would your first love say to you?"...

My bad.

Topic If you could go back, and say something to your first love, what would it be?
Posted 09 Sep 2014 12:20

"piss off"

I think you misunderstood the question.

Topic If you could go back, and say something to your first love, what would it be?
Posted 09 Sep 2014 12:18

Remember when we -------- and then we ---------- that was so --------- we thought we were going to -------- we were so -------- at that time.

Topic Favorites
Posted 09 Sep 2014 11:59

Her hair. I make assumptions about women by their hair and most of the time they are pretty accurate.

Topic Hypnotized to Orgasm?!!
Posted 09 Sep 2014 11:55

A recording of just a woman talking would have the opposite effect of an orgasm.

Topic I suspect my beloved is gay...
Posted 08 Sep 2014 11:46

i would call him m'lord shower him with gifts " Will you be mine m'lord?


Topic guys opinion, please?
Posted 08 Sep 2014 11:30

I always shave my pussy, but my skin is super sensitive and it never looks perfect, the skin it's always red after I do it (I have really pale skin) and sometimes I worry about how it looks, since I have to shave very often and it always looks like that. Does guys really pay attention and don't like that? Or as long as it's smooth is all good?

I actually do notice redness and bumps. To be honest, it is a bit of a turn off. If you are really pale you probably aren't really hairy anyway. You should probably just trim it up...Unless you get hair like, all around your coochie. Then definitely shave that off because I think I would prefer a little razor burn to hair all the way around a vagina. But if you're lucky and it just grows on top, then you should try just trimming it up.

Also, don't listen to these pussies (pun intended) that say it doesn't matter and that if a guy loves you he won't care blah blah blah... It does matter and normal guys do care.