Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Kate Middleton Naked
Posted 15 Oct 2012 09:27

I think it's awful. One of the lowest forms of human behavior.

People as a whole don't like seeing others happy.

How awful would it be if the whole world could see your wife's tits whenever they wanted? all your friends, your family, enemies etc.

Yeah, she should know better than to risk exposing herself so pics like that can be taken. But still, it's so sad that people have to be like that. They can't just leave people alone. You know everyone would have thought it was great if the picture of her naked were with another man or something. That would have made people really buzz with excitement. Ruining her life and reputation in the process. But people would have thought it was so cool for 15 minutes then move on. Leaving a real victim in their wake.

Topic Affair wanted
Posted 15 Oct 2012 09:19

To the OP. You may be a really shitty guy, but maybe not. It's a little easy to paint this guy as an awful person, but he's not a murderer. There is a slight double standard here. If a wife came onto Lush talking about how her husband has gotten big and fat and has horribly foul smelling farts and he wasn't satisfying her needs... no one would be calling her a names like: dick, selfish, nasty, dickhead, jerk. Everyone would be "there there, it's ok. if he's not fulfilling your every need and desire as a woman you should definitely go out and find some young big dicked stud to fuck your lights out. You go girl!" Give me a break.

As he said, leaving isn't an option because of the kids. Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't love his wife. But he clearly loves his kids. People always talk about deadbeat dads and men that leave the wives and children, talk about how we wish men would "think of the kids". Well, here's a guy that's doing that. We're going to shit on the guy because he wants to be around to raise his kids? Nah, I'm not buying that. Nor do I buy the concept that kids are "better off" when their parents divorce and all the stress of home life goes away. If there's daily yelling, screaming, arguing, fighting or constant verbal/physical confrontations, yes. Otherwise, sticking around for the kids isn't such a bad thing. As mentioned earlier, he never said he loves his wife. Never said he doesn't either. Maybe he loves her but isn't "IN" love with her.

Leaving isn't as easy as it sounds. As the father of children it's hard to just up and leave knowing that in our society you'll only get partial custody and your relationship with your kids will be limited. How many wives would leave their husbands if they knew that after leaving, they'd only see their kids every other weekend? And that the person you were unable to live with is the person raising your kids without your input. Not many, I promise you.

Dude, if you want to have an affair do it. But know that it's not good for your own personal soul. From one cheater to a potential cheater, don't go down that road unless you're certain you can live with it. And know that if you get caught, you will lose in divorce. You'll lose the kids and doing all those things you mentioned. No band practice, doctor's appointments, all that stuff will be done by the primary custodian. Your wife. You may "get" to do it on occassion, but it won't be your choice when you can or can't. After you cheat, you'll see a different man in the mirror. It's not all pussy and cum, it will weigh on your mind.

No, no, I am pretty sure I would call that woman an ungrateful bitch who probably isn't all that anyway. That's why she got stuck with her shitty husband.

Also you're right. We may not know what he is really like in person or the whole situation. What we do know is that he came in here and was extremely disrespectful toward the person that probably cares about him the most. It's a major douchebag move. It reminds me of those guys at the bar that say something awful about their wives when the wife goes to the bathroom. He says she hides candy and eats it on the down low. Why? she's obviously extremely unhappy and her desire to eat the candy outweighs the desire to make him happy because he is probably a total fucking asshole to her on a daily basis. Situations like this don't just happen. She probably thinks he's not worth taking care of herself for.

Topic New Lush feature: First Day Time Machine
Posted 15 Oct 2012 08:22

On Oct. 15, 2010, you are going to enter Lush as NatureBoy and ushered in a new era! Your 55 stories are going to inspired people across the world and make you a legend! Exactly two years later, you are going to exit Lush as the controversial Makavelli!

Are you sure that's what you would tell yourself? You wouldn't warn yourself about certain things you did that made you change your name to Makavelli out of embarrassment? And you say you are exiting. Well, thats good.


I would tell myself to be nicer and more friendly.

I often give myself very good advice but I very seldom follow it though. I'm like that little bitch Alice.

Topic Today in songs (post a song representing your mood)
Posted 15 Oct 2012 08:13

Topic Can Romney/Ryan get elected?
Posted 13 Oct 2012 12:53

So you're saying the collective gets to decide how much saving is too much? Not the individual who's doing the saving? Why? And what do they get to do about their decision? Whatever they collectively decide? Won't that result in consequences?

The collective is made up of individuals... Each individual does what they choose. Those individual choices create trends amongst the collective.

The head motherfuckers in charge then try to monitor those trends to make the best economic choices possible, like lowering or raising taxes depending on what is most needed for the collective to thrive.

Isn't that how it works?

Topic Keeping Your Mouth Shut or Speaking what is on your mind.
Posted 13 Oct 2012 12:38

I typically all my life keep things bottled up.
Yesterday spoke my piece and now I am the bad guy.
So guess I go back to keeping things in. And get in trouble for doing that too.

It's not about keeping things bottled up or speaking your mind. It's about knowing when to shut up or speak up. The same idea can be stupid on monday but genius on tuesday, depending on when and where you said it and to who.

Topic Can Romney/Ryan get elected?
Posted 13 Oct 2012 12:31

I always try to provide answers to any questions asked. You're telling me that I don't. I'm asking for you to tell me which I might have missed and you're calling that rhetorical. It seems like you're being evasive. What's up with that?

Who decides the weather?

Which bird decides where they will all migrate too?

Which fish decides the way the school will flip next?

These are all forces of nature.

Just like the collective actions of a huge group of humans.

Topic Can Romney/Ryan get elected?
Posted 13 Oct 2012 12:05

What questions haven't I answered? My questions are not rhetorical, so please answer. I won't to know what you think.

Another rhetorical question. And this is now irrelevant to the topic.

Topic Affair wanted
Posted 13 Oct 2012 11:38

Or...even better...

Disclaimer: genuine product

Jesus was DTF, this man is not though.

Topic Affair wanted
Posted 13 Oct 2012 11:31

what do I do?

Just during "love" making.

Should do the trick.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 13 Oct 2012 11:19

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 13 Oct 2012 11:18

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 13 Oct 2012 11:18

Topic Can Romney/Ryan get elected?
Posted 13 Oct 2012 11:14

Why? I've answered your questions.

No you didn't. You don't really answer anyone's questions.

And I'm trying to answer your question, but it seems rhetorical.

Topic What is boring in missionary?
Posted 13 Oct 2012 10:47

Don't look at your watch.
Don't be seen yawning.
Shrieking, "Don't mess my hair up!" is heading down the path to Boresville.
Pretending you share DNA with a plank of knot-holed plywood is sure to do the trick.

What am I forgetting, fellas?

You are forgetting that you inspired her remembering her wood plank ancestry, not anything else.

You fucking fool.

Topic What is boring in missionary?
Posted 13 Oct 2012 10:45

This hasnt really answered my question

I think missionary being boring is one of those things that has entered our brains through cultural osmosis much like the milf being every guy's fantasy. Guys aren't looking for a milf and missionary isn't boring.

Missionary has a boring name and it lends itself to jokes.

Doggystyle and reverse cowgirl are so boring! Dosen't sound right, right?

This one girl, she was so boring, all she wanted was missionary. We had sex with nary a position other than the way they did it in the missions.

Missionary sounds like the way priests and nuns fuck, to be honest.

That's my theory on why many think missionary is boring anyway.

Topic Guys, how do you trust a woman that you got to cheat?
Posted 13 Oct 2012 10:34

I know this is in Ask the Guys, but I'm going to answer anyways.

If you can't trust her... Why the hell would you be with her? To torment yourself? Hope they won't cheat? Why the hell put yourself through that?
Because you love them? Or because you want to possess them? That's kinda like taking the other kids toys in the sandbox. You wanted her and took her from the other guy.

If there's no trust, then there's no respect and I think those are two very important things to have in a relationship. As you get to know someone over time, you either respect and trust them... or you don't.

By the way... A prenuptial agreement is actually very smart thing to do if there's a business or family estate involved. It's not just for people that don't trust their wives or husbands to be.

Topic Religion, Bad or Good?
Posted 13 Oct 2012 10:29

Religious minded people are not idiots strictly because they're religious minded people.

That may be so. But idiots do tend to gravitate toward certain things. Like wrestling. The wrestling doesn't make them idiots, it just brings them together.

I kid.

But to be honest, you're not making a strong case for religious people not being idiots. I mean you're arguing with kurt over there talking about chopping onions n such. Like why?

Just some food for thought.

Topic Can Romney/Ryan get elected?
Posted 13 Oct 2012 10:25

Who gets to decide how much too much is? And what do they get to do about it?

Maybe you should word that differently. Especially the second part.

Topic Can Romney/Ryan get elected?
Posted 12 Oct 2012 11:44

No, I would be asking you to justify the use of "excessive savings" to describe the baker's situation.

Like if the baker decides he doesn't want to buy a glass pane and a suit? It would be because he wants to save money right? Who knows how far that extends. Maybe he's saving by not buying enough flour too so he doesn't have any bread left over at the end of the day. Maybe if he wasn't saving so much he'd sell more bread so he can buy both the piece of glass and the suit. When everyone in a society decides to save too much money the economy doesn't live up to it's full potential.

That's probably what I would say.

Then you would say, "irrelevant". Then, I would finish my drink and get up to go hang out with someone else or just talk to the bartender or something and you'll sit there mumbling to yourself about how I didn't read all the economy books at the library like you did.

Topic Religion, Bad or Good?
Posted 12 Oct 2012 11:37

Generalize much?

Religion makes people's minds blunt and not able of free thought or moving forward? Really.

JRR Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Barack Obama, Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., Albert Einstein, Bob Dylan, George Washington Carver, Isaac Newton, Louis Pasteur, Wright Brothers, Fredric Handel.... to name just a few religious people. Imagine what the could have accomplished if their minds weren't held back by religion. Eh?

Not saying religion is good or bad.... But for every person you mentioned above there are evil people that had religion too, probably more... Like Osama bin laden, Idi Amin, Adolf hitler, charles manson, the tribunal of the holy office of the inquisition, pedophile priests, Vlad the Impaler, david berkowitz... Lots of killing in the name of god in history and present day. More than anything else in history probably. To be honest, you can probably look up more people that have killed in the name of god than have created art or made a breakthrough scientific discovery in the name of god.

Just saying.

It sounded good though, at the end there.

Topic Can Romney/Ryan get elected?
Posted 11 Oct 2012 16:02

Deciding that an industry is useless is something an individual does with their demand. Entertainment is a sector of the economy.

Not really. Advancing technology is what makes industries useless or obsolete. So if we never replace glass windows it doesn't create a need to build better stronger glass panes. Wealth destruction is a necessity to a successful economy and just the advancement of society in general.

So you want to be spoon fed an education? I can set up a paypal account for you to fund.

Lol no this isn't education. I want you to spoon feed me what YOU think. If we were talking about this in person you aren't gonna whip out an economy primer are you?

But okay, how much you need? how much is a bus pass these days?

Topic Can Romney/Ryan get elected?
Posted 11 Oct 2012 15:27

Chapter 23.

I dont have time for mickey mouse economy primers. Since you've read them already you should know how to regurgitate the info in a conversational manner if you truly get it. Pointing people toward that economy primer is like just answering every question with "google it". It's a forum.

Also with wealth destruction. I understand that the lesson is that by breaking the window we give business to the glazier and not the tailer. And if we keep destroying windows then the tailor may go out of business and that is bad. The point this fallacy tries to make is that if wealth destruction actually boosts the economy then why not destroy the whole town if one window boosts it. I get that. I also get that taking anything to an extreme like that would make everything a fallacy. Don't be retarded.

ALSO... Why is a tailor's profession more important than a glaziers? So like if we destroy wealth to rebuild it and give the construction industry some business how is that worse than not destroying wealth and having the population spend money on wine, dirtbikes, cruises etc. instead because taxes would be lower because we aint rebuilding anything. We would be putting money in more useless industries. So instead we would be advancing technologies in useless industries rather than something like construction.

Topic Can Romney/Ryan get elected?
Posted 11 Oct 2012 15:00

More irrelevant questions.

How are they irrelevant? A reduction in excessive savings would benefit an economy no matter if a glazier or tailer get the money (or both).

Topic Can Romney/Ryan get elected?
Posted 11 Oct 2012 12:32

Assuming that you've actually read Hazlitt, in chapter two, where he presents Bastat's broken window parable, he fails to see that the $50 that the baker spends on a new window doesn't fall into a hole and die.

More bullshit. He recognizes that the $50 didn't fall into a hole and die. It was the window and the value it had for the baker that fell into a hole and died.

The crowd is at least right in its first conclusion. This little act of vandalism will in the first instance mean more business for some glazier. The glazier will be no more unhappy to learn of the incident than an undertaker to learn of a death. But the shopkeeper will be out $50 that he was planning to spend for a new suit. Because he has had to replace a window, he will have to go without the suit (or some equivalent need or luxury). Instead of having a window and $50 he now has merely a window. Or, as he was planning to buy the suit that very afternoon, instead of having both a window and a suit he must be content with the window and no suit. If we think of him as a part of the community, the community has lost a new suit that might otherwise have come into being, and is just that much poorer.

Why can't he just buy the window and the suit? What if two windows would have been broken? He was just gonna fix one? Apperently these are cheap ass suits that cost as much as a window.

Or if this guy really is that hard up... What is the difference if he just goes and buys the suit next week when he gets paid again? What? is another window going to break next week too.

What if he would have bought the suit before the window breaks and he lost his receipt and the tailor is a major douche and doesn't give him his money back? what? He's not going to fix the window?

Topic Man Crush?
Posted 11 Oct 2012 07:45

I see the title of "wise ass" is well deserved.


I better check myself before I wreck myself.

Topic cock length
Posted 11 Oct 2012 07:43

The ideal length to give maximum pleasure would be one half of the distance from the elbow to the knuckle of the middle finger on the less dominant arm. For example, if you are right handed and the distance from elbow to middle finger knuckle on your left hand is 14" than your ideal cock length would be 7".

Some people's less dominant arms aren't the same length as their dominant arm?

That sucks.

Topic Today in songs (post a song representing your mood)
Posted 11 Oct 2012 07:41

Topic Strangest Place You Have Ever Masturbated?
Posted 10 Oct 2012 20:53

This covered area on the side of a huge barn where we kept the bales of alfalfa. I moved a couple, slid by. Hooked the bales and slid them back. Then I pulled my love weapon out and fired off a couple rounds. I was a horny young man.

Topic Man Crush?
Posted 10 Oct 2012 20:02

Do you honestly think I care about your opinion?

I'm just kidding dude. I've seen you dish it out, but you can't take it? Oh wait... nevermind.