Forum posts made by magical_felix

Coin operated hookers like on A.I.? Yeah, I'd fuck it.

balance

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If a person is going to have an affair... their are going to have an affair.

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Namaste

I like that one. I use it often when I'm stoned and lazy.

Like my friends go, "Hey, we're gonna go get food, wanna come?"

And I'm just like, "Namaste."

Good call. You might traumatise Liz.

Again*

now you're just making fun of me. that's it, motherfucker! i declare BLOOD FUED!

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Not every single time, just to every single mod. Who knows who will pick up your next story?

...I'll be checking to make sure it's well past 2 am in the UK from now on.

"I knew it was you, Fredo..."


xx SF

"Sprite can handle things! She's smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... She's smart and she wants respect!"

Last person who did that was Steph. See where it got him?


Yeah well, I'm running out of angles over here.

I tend to fast track stories when they're accompanied by tit or dick pix.

I asked another mod about this and she told me that I don't have to send a dick pic every single time . Someone needs to put their foot down about your abuse of power.

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This story has a GRAIN of truth:

When I used to Mod, this VERY often happened. You'd hit the Queue and be faced with the following.

"I really love my border collie. She's the cutest dog. IN fact a bizarre thing happened when...."
(My Reply) Hey there! I can see this is your first submission. Please read carefully our guidelines as we don't allow stories of this kind. It's well written but we don't permit this particular kind of dog-loving on site. Best of luck with more suitable offerings in future.. XX Steph, Lush Moderator.

HI! I'M SHELLEY AND I HAVE BLONDE HAIR AND BIG TITS!
(My Reply) Hello. We don't write in Underline, Italicized, All-Caps here. Please read our submissions guide carefully. SF Lush Mod.

"I'm only fourteen but I have a huge cock and..."
(My Repl) This isn't acceptable. Read our guidelines. SF

"L8r you can show me yr tits I said to Denise we had phone sex because she ws at collage in El A and omg I was stuckathome in denver colorado whree i..."
(My reply) Read our guidelines. SF

"''Thats great, just there,' I panted as Donald rubbed my pussy.'"
(My Reply) It's "THAT'S"!!! With a FUCKING APOSTROPHE!!! Do they HAVE schools where you live? Stop wasting my FUCKING time and read a book on BASIC FUCKING GRAMMAR before you DARE to submit anything else to MY FUCKING SITE!!! Jesus, you people make my fucking hair fall out! Idiot. s


xx SF

(You can see why I didn't last...)




This was hilarious haha.

On a serious note though. Did you tell Shelly that pics of her big tits would expedite the approval process? You know, for fact checking purposes.

heres an opinion that isnt easily rejected,u cant tell me,and im sure a handful of other Lushies out there who possibly feel the same way,that ego among the moderators looking over the stories dont let that creep into thier decision-making when it comes to accepting poems/stories,on something that has no clear definition among the other categories,if thats the case,then somebody needs to put thier foot down and put a stop to it.

This post would be rejected based on grammar alone. Holy shit.

It's not so much the fear of rejection; I've never been the most outspoken or outgoing person. I'd rather sit on the sidelines and cheer on whoever is at bat. I've always been that way, which is why I've never been good at this sort of thing

Time to cheer yourself on, bud. The less you think about it the better. Just do it.

buttsecks

Nah... They're all fine...

xxSF

(Sorry about being SNAPPY... When I've been reading comments by VARIOUS people on VARIOUS subjects I sometimes go, "OH FUCK THIS!" and let rip... USUALLY at the most benign commentator!!! (For Shame!!!) Yet ANOTHER reason I'm NOT SUITED to The Moderating Game!

Apologies, Jack. x

No worries dude.

'Becoming the Hacker's Whore'.... someone needs to write it.

Revenge of the Nerds V: Becoming the Hacker's Whore.

I'd read it.

ass-shakin' pink-thong twerkathon

It happened! It's viral!

Unfortunately, I now have to hand over my prize money to a masseuse so she can work out the severe cramps in my right arm.

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And will get to the point that those who read well and comprehend will become the new elite in this century.

Tell me about it. There are people on this very site whose reading comprehension is truly appalling...and this is a writing site. Other sites are even worse. My real life friends have trouble texting coherently.

Look, I'm a EX HEROIN, COCAINE and EX addict... (And I MEAN ADDICT)

I MISS IT LIKE FUCK!!!

(So COMMENTS like YOURS don't help, LOVE...)

You DIDN'T mean it. (YOU HIT A NERVE.)

xx

I did not know... How would I? I love my drugs as well so I can understand what you are feeling. Do these offend too? So I know not to use them in the future.

I am so surprised this hasn't happened sooner.

Me too. It's the perfect blackmailing tool.

I HAVEN"T taken a DRUG in over ten years and as an (EVERY DAY) recovering addict your post offends.

xx SF

(Why BOTHER to explain JUST how FUCKED that is!!!)

Are you being serious? This time I can't tell.

Most of these CORRESPONDENTS are CLOSE FRIENDS of mine...

I VALUE their opinions, I RESPECT them, while feeling free to offer A DIFFERENT POINT OF VIEW...

The thing that makes LUSH STORIES as a RESOURCE so special is that we can HAVE this kind of discussion, discourse and debate with consideration and regard for each other, ALL OF US wishing to SIMPLY make it BETTER!!!

xx Stephen

(We TRY!!!)


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I know I have this issue too, because for the most part I leave pretty lengthy posts and I can't do it like we used to be able to. Now I have to pull up a word doc and type up my comment, copy and paste it into the comment space and then do it like that. Though many people use their phones, which is harder. I'd love to see if Gav could fix this issue.

I am on my ipad or phone a lot so yeah, never thought about using another application. But still, seems a bit mickey mouse-ish to do that.



You can actually press Shift + Enter to skip a line and start a new paragraph. Or alternatively, you can write your comment in another application (eg. Notepad) and copy/paste it.

But I know what you mean, I find these tiny Comment boxes extremely inconvenient and finicky. They definitely could be improved with a proper 'Post' button, similar to how the Comments on our walls are handled. I guess that exhaustive freaks like me are better off simply sending the author a proper PM instead, haha.

If I'm not mistaken though, I believe that story Comments have been modified since I joined here (2 years ago). I think that the Enter key worked properly back then, and you could also post much longer Comments.




I think you're right. I do remember there being some kind of button before.

And I always wondered how the hell you had spaces in your comments. You're like the only commenter I've seen have them. I thought you sat there hitting the spacebar until it made a new line haha.

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Great topic



Awesome. Can you do me one favor though? Try to post pictures that aren't so damn huge like you do in other threads. Like the ones you posted just now are great. But like when you post pictures that are the size of a widescreen desktop, it fucks my whole shit up. Just saying.