Forum posts made by magical_felix

BOOM 2-1 Aztecs!

i'm sticking with Argentina for that reason alone - i don't want to see Brazil take it. Columbia could do well too, but i don't think they'll pull of the win.

and yeah, i am a a sucker for underdogs - GO JAMAICA! :)

I'd rather see Argentina win too if Mexico doesn't advance.

Fucking shit! I wasn't even finished celebrating Mexico's goal before Chile equalized.

1-1 now!

love to see Jamaica do well - who you picking for the cup, btw? Argentina?

I think Brazil (as much as they annoy me) will edge out Argentina. They have a strong team this time.

Jamaica might not win a game, sadly...but I hope they have at least a couple of cool goals or something.

I'll pull for Mexico. I have nothing against Chile at all, but as a Norte Americano, Mexico is the next door neighbor. So Go Mexico!

They represent concacaf man. Concacaf having a good showing is good for the US too. Makes us look strong too. I hope Mexico and Jamaica do well.

my money is on Chile. sorry, but while I'd love to see Mexico win, they are just not that deep this year. Of course, if Tecatito comes out on fire, you never know. still, my pick is Chile. Vidal and Sanchez are going to be hard to stop.

Smart money is on Chile. They have all their good players. Mexico is missing over half of their true starting lineup. They are invited guests to the tournament. But I agree, smart money is on Chile. You never know though, Mexico tends to do very well against South Americans, even when weak.

Mexico vs. Chile right now in the Copa America.

Both teams need a win. One team is the home team. Both have some good players on big clubs.

Glad I don't have a dick right now!

You're lucky. He'd probably hunker down on it like if it were a meth pipe. Sure he's got a grill to rival a fucking jack-o-lantern. Sounds painful.




LOl i don't know man . I wouldn't stand much of a chance with that ATM booty of yours out on the steets. Everybody swipes yo shit.

I bet you got some stories to tell about.

Stop doing meth Ajax, I'm being serious now. Stop doing meth and buy a comb.

Love the old avengers .. Diana Rigg was my first celeb crush .. I took that link .. it said Error 404 .. nope I have no idea what a Buckfast is or one that in addition comes from ones bottom with wine .. UK here.

The link does not say error 404... It goes to a thread where Keira (the person I originally quoted) is all drunk, talking nonsense. See how you coming to the rescue is more embarrassing for her now?

I bet you'd hit a crack pipe for 5 bucks.

Lol I don't know man... Judging from that avatar of yours it looks like you'd suck a dick for some crack.

Well maddog 20/20 sounds like a pop group and buckfast a male deer that is not eating for a while ...

I know you're trying to be clever or something but are you trying to tell me that the avenger at the bottom of -> this thread <- doesn't know what buckfast bum wine is? Lol please.

any chance of having that in English please?

What part wasn't in English?

the batteries only last to me for one section (bikini area is one seating, full Brazilian another) this is because you have to go through the area you are doing 3 times each use.



Damn girl, how much hair you got going on down there...

If every man could explain themself like that, instead of running away, I would have a lot more faith in men.

I won't disagree with you there. Many of my fellow men can be very Neanderthal like. But even if they can't explain themselves, that might be close to what they are thinking.

Telling them on the first date isn't being upfront about it? I guess I need to send an email to every man in Norway just in case we ever go on a date.

Well, it is being upfront, you're right, but can you blame them for being honest? Many men have had a bad experience with women who have children. Just saying that a man backing out when you mention you have a kid isn't necessarily a bad thing. He may not have what it takes to date woman with a child and he wasn't a scumbag by dating you enough to try to fuck you then leaving. He admitted the child was an issue for him and let you know. It's not a bad thing really, it's honest. Does it make him weak? In some regard yes. Does it make him honest and truthful, maybe strong in his convictions? probably yes as well.

I would champion SJ to win AW I need the money.

I bet you'd do a maddog 20/20 or buckfast for five bucks.

Look at those tall socks.

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And if she adds eco-friendly recycled glass beads to the braid she'll have a DIY anal toy. Super progressive.

Oooo, plus if she gets on top that would make a nice ball tickler. Gotta have multiple uses for things these days. Leave a small footprint.

The really creative ones will step up their game with a simple anal braid to finish the look.

I saw that once. I was pretending to listen to her go on about how much warmer music sounds on vinyl. She was distracted enough by the sound of her own voice that it gave me a chance to wiggle her floral panties off and witnessed it. I thought it was a poop at first and cringed but then she explained how it was customary for the Inca woman in pre-columbian america to do this and then, I "got" it.

I'm waiting for the handlebar mustache landing strip to become trendy and then I'm all over it.

I think hipster chicks are already doing that. Pretty sure. Handlebars on top and I think they are leaving a flavor saver underneath. On the taint.

Heil Clitler?

Stop.

Nei, I prefer he isn't too scared to be in a relationship with a woman that has a child.

And some men prefer to date women without children and the child's father lurking around. Gotta be upfront about it.

The worst is that little front patch above the clit - which is probably why so many opt for a landing strip or some little pube-shape.

I wonder if the hitler stache look could work for the vagina. Could be a new trend.

'Oh...you have a kid? I really should be going soon' Has happened on more than one occasion.

Do you prefer he bangs you first then needs to get going soon?

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An ex of mine would use one and they do indeed leave red bumps and she would have to wait for the hair to be long enough for the thing to grip it. It took her way longer than shaving too. She'd spend a good 30 minutes torturing herself with it. She liked using it though. This was about 5 years ago so maybe they have gotten better now.

A recommended read just for you, cat...

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That's right, let's see that pussy too, honey.

No. I have never shared pictures of my naked body with anyone, and I never will. My body is my temple. I have just one, and it is mine . The viewing of my body is a gift (a fine-ass gift if I do say so myself), and I'm picky about who I share my gift with. I get one body in this lifetime. So, hell no. It's never happening. I don't care if I were offered money, it's just not happening. Never.




Wow, what a drag...let's see them titties.

I accidently sent a picture of my fucking dick to my multimedia teacher in highschool. She gave me an A in that class. She was my favorite teacher.

I actually don't think sex scenes need to be explicit. I think the erotica genre is very closely related to the horror genre and more specifically, the torture horror sub genre. They can both be formulaic and they both must have 'payoff' scenes. Some of the most effective torture scenes have most of the mechanics or action implied or off camera. They will show a pair of pliers about to grip someone's nail then cut to the victims face with some gruesome sound effects and contorted facial expressions. What that does is leave the mechanics of the nail being removed from the finger to the viewer's imagination. The imagination will always be, grosser, scarier and more gruesome than a special effect. You add another shot of a whole bloodied nail on the floor and the viewer just had a pretty visceral experience without ever actually viewing the act. You never actually see a nail removed but your mind thinks it did.

Sex scenes in erotica are like this to me. Everyone has had sex, everyone knows that a dick goes into a pussy. Going on about the mechanics of it is boring, in my opinion. Connecting with the reader on a deeper level is hard. Making them remember the last time they felt that through something other than the explicit description of it can be many times more memorable. It's writing of course so explaining things through looks and such is impossible but if you're creative enough, you don't have to be explicit. Even when writing the most hardcore scenes.