Topic If you don't, then this relationship won't work
Posted 12 May 2015 16:20
I've never called it sweet before, but I never had any complaints on my "dirty" vagina.
Sometimes guys are just selfish assholes.
Look, actions speak louder than words. Ain't no guy dumb enough to complain.
Topic If you don't, then this relationship won't work
Posted 12 May 2015 14:32
Wow! Fainted? 
Just to be clear... It wasn't stinking, sweaty, swamp crotch rot as in dirty, but as in the act of cunnilingus itself was dirty. He was a fucked up bundle of bible quotes and homeschooled sex ed. But he was perfectly okay with me giving him a blowjob everyday since all women were inherently dirty whores anyways. 
Sometimes guys make stuff up like that because there is no good way to go about the issue. Mentioning it is offensive to a woman no matter how much sugar you coat it in.
Keep it clean, that's it.
Topic If you don't, then this relationship won't work
Posted 12 May 2015 09:04
I did break up with a guy because he wanted oral every time we had sex but wouldn't return the favour because it was "dirty"
.........some girls are dirty though.
I dated a chick who was really attractive and all that but the first time I went down there I almost fainted. Later on I tried to casually recommend some douche but of course it didn't go that well. But the next day she did call me from the store - while with her sister in law obviously talking about how much of an asshole I was for telling her to douche - asking if hawaiian breeze sounded better than morning dew or whatever the fucking scents were. She bought some and used it. Guess what? Her pussy started getting ate.
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 11 May 2015 07:44
https://www.youtube.com/embed/DoGe2P2zErM
Saw you making eyes at me
Hotels are loneliest
In little miss New Jersey
Back to work and on your feet
And oh, you're so far away
And God knows when
I'd ever get the chance
To touch your hands
You know we'll never date
Let alone be friends
You're so far away
It hurts so bad
Softly walk away from me
Goodbyes are loneliest
When you know we'll never meet
Face to face or feet to feet
And oh, you're so far away
And God knows when
I'd ever get the chance
To touch your hands
You know we'll never date
Let alone be friends
You're so far away
It hurts so bad
It hurts so bad
It hurts so bad
Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 11 May 2015 07:29
https://31.media.tumblr.com/0e4cebd7603ba9c6d07be41ef5df3e1e/tumblr_no5y6jE4Jp1qfc2yoo1_400.gif
Topic Number of Sex Partners a Dealbreaker?
Posted 08 May 2015 14:51
It depends. Like if we lived in some small town and she fucked 300 of the yokels then that would be some 6 degrees of cock type shit and I wouldn't like knowing every dude knows at least someone that's banged her if they haven't themselves. I really don't like running into my girlfriend's exes, one night stands or fuck buddies and I especially don't like it when one of those is a friend of mine.
If I was new to some big city and she came at me with a 300 count I would be like "what the fuck, you're such a hooker..." But I wouldn't care all that much. It's still pretty damn high though. It would be a major compliment that after all that, it's my dick she stuck with. It would be a hard thing not to mention during a fight though, like one of those stupid jealousy fights or something. "Oh yeah, I was a little too nice to the waitress? WELL YOU FUCKED 300 GUYS."
Topic Booze and Sex
Posted 08 May 2015 14:07
It increases my chances, I'll tell you hoowhat.
Topic When do you masturbate?
Posted 08 May 2015 09:33
In other words, you're constantly masturbating? 
I am better at typing with my left hand than my right.
Topic Story Posters
Posted 07 May 2015 19:28
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/paramour.aspx
https://upload.lushstories.com/1837817319-paramour.jpg
Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 May 2015 22:22
https://38.media.tumblr.com/043ba61f102c484e82ec9938faa09834/tumblr_nnqylpapfa1rghb96o1_500.gif
Topic Remember your loved one – by putting their ashes in a dildo...
Posted 06 May 2015 17:16
I have to assume you can pass it down from generation to generation, and after a few generations, you can no doubt amass quite a collection...you're next of kin will surely love you all the more for it...
Imagine being present at the reading of Grandma's will, and suddenly you hear "And to my favorite grandson, Felix, I leave Uncle Lawrence and Aunt Harriet's Dildurns"...
I mean, how can you not help but feel truly loved...btw Felix, I have to admit I'm more than a bit impressed with the name "Dildurn"...just did a quick search, and apparently the URL Dildurn.com has yet to be registered...
Dildurn.com - Search Results
http://dildurn.com/?reqp=1&reqr=
Yeah, I'll tell you...talk about a golden opportunity for some entrepreneurial type...I mean, we're talking about an opportunity here the likes of which we may never see again in our lifetime...
You can have the dildurn concept. It's all yours. When you are a rich man you can thank me by giving a complimentary dildurn to my old lady when it's my time to check out. A 13.5 x 8 inch dildurn.
Topic How big of a Bitch, am I? Be honest.
Posted 06 May 2015 17:12
I'm with the Matriarch, we need a story to determine true bitchness! (yes I know that's not a word)
Well, bitches like to pull the silent treatment a lot. So I mean, in a bitchy way, there is a story there.
Topic Ideas for chicken skin
Posted 05 May 2015 22:10
Like anything, now and again isn't going to hurt. It's so yummy :) x
Look, this chicken skin recipe doesn't sound all that great. It's a salad and there isn't even a dressing. It sounds pretty shit, to be honest. But the thought of you enthusiastically trying to make it and potentially making me eat my words along with your chicken skin. That is great. You go ahead and prepare that chicken skin, Danielle. Make the best chicken skin you can make, and you go right on ahead and enjoy the shit out of that chicken skin.