Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 16 May 2015 08:01

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Topic Cheating... in the NFL
Posted 15 May 2015 11:23



Isn't it about time to get your collar removed ?


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Every time.

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Topic Cheating... in the NFL
Posted 15 May 2015 11:23

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 14 May 2015 17:38

https://www.youtube.com/embed/OTFg8VNxgSc

Your hand on his arm
Haystack charm around your neck
Strung out and thin
Calling some friend, trying to cash some check
He's acting dumb
That's what you've come to expect

Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay

He's wearing your clothes
Head down to toes, a reaction to you
You say you know what he did
But you idiot kid, you don't have a clue
Sometimes they just get caught in the eye, you're pulling him through

Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay

Now on the bus
Nearly touching this dirty retreat
Falling out 6th and powell, a dead sweat in my teeth
Gonna walk walk walk
Four more blocks, plus the one in my brain
Down downstairs to the man, he's gonna make it all okay
I can't be myself
I can't be myself
And I don't want to talk
I'm taking the cure
So I can be quiet whenever I want
So leave me alone
You ought to be proud that I'm getting good marks

Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay
Needle in the hay

Topic Where would you prefer to cum? Boobs? Face? Pussy? Etc..
Posted 14 May 2015 13:19

In da butt. Bang bang skeet skeet, bitch!

Topic What did you have for lunch today?
Posted 14 May 2015 13:12

Half a Scotch egg from Tesco deli, some olives, cherry tomatoes and beetroot. A flapjack for pud

That sounds sooooo much better than chicken skin.

Topic Cheating... in the NFL
Posted 14 May 2015 12:48

taint

Wow.

Another lame thread.

It's time for the glue factory for you.

Topic Make a new friend, with the avatar above you
Posted 13 May 2015 22:19

Whach yo name, whach yo size, chicken head?

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 13 May 2015 21:23

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Topic career/occupation turn on
Posted 13 May 2015 21:07

Roller derby girl

I dated a roller derby girl. She was cool but also as dumb as a jar of mayonnaise. Really cool though.

Topic I will cry if Daniel Brayn retires.
Posted 13 May 2015 20:06



funny story. i often get asked why i have a flat spot on my forehead...




Good thing you cleared up why because the reason you would have a flat spot on your forehead was way more dirty and degrading in my mind.

Topic What cologne do you wear?
Posted 12 May 2015 16:54

I have tons of different colognes. I like collecting them.

This is one of my favorites lately. It's subtle and gives off just enough scent when I'm hugged or kissed. It's not one of those where people can smell you from a few feet away. It's only about 80 bucks for the big bottle so you won't break the bank if you tend to wear cologne all the time.

http://www.luxlife.rs/chest/timg/1380020530_luxury-beauty-perfume-fragrance-campaign-burberry-brit-rhythm%20(11).jpg

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 12 May 2015 16:25

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Topic If you don't, then this relationship won't work
Posted 12 May 2015 16:20



I've never called it sweet before, but I never had any complaints on my "dirty" vagina.

Sometimes guys are just selfish assholes.

Look, actions speak louder than words. Ain't no guy dumb enough to complain.

Topic If you don't, then this relationship won't work
Posted 12 May 2015 14:32



Wow! Fainted? evil4

Just to be clear... It wasn't stinking, sweaty, swamp crotch rot as in dirty, but as in the act of cunnilingus itself was dirty. He was a fucked up bundle of bible quotes and homeschooled sex ed. But he was perfectly okay with me giving him a blowjob everyday since all women were inherently dirty whores anyways. Nutbag

Sometimes guys make stuff up like that because there is no good way to go about the issue. Mentioning it is offensive to a woman no matter how much sugar you coat it in.

Keep it clean, that's it.

Topic Guys - do you have any problem with her getting rough and physical with you - such as smacking your
Posted 12 May 2015 09:26

One of my exes used to punch me in the face.

Topic If you don't, then this relationship won't work
Posted 12 May 2015 09:04



I did break up with a guy because he wanted oral every time we had sex but wouldn't return the favour because it was "dirty"

.........some girls are dirty though.

I dated a chick who was really attractive and all that but the first time I went down there I almost fainted. Later on I tried to casually recommend some douche but of course it didn't go that well. But the next day she did call me from the store - while with her sister in law obviously talking about how much of an asshole I was for telling her to douche - asking if hawaiian breeze sounded better than morning dew or whatever the fucking scents were. She bought some and used it. Guess what? Her pussy started getting ate.

Topic What's a good, sexy female name for an erotic story?
Posted 11 May 2015 18:38



:) Ana Linjector took me a few seconds.

That's good because usually you want to take your time with that.

Topic what is your brand of pleasure/pain?
Posted 11 May 2015 10:35

I date crazy chicks. Like, totally bonkers.

Topic Would you lick her pussy after you came in?
Posted 11 May 2015 09:40

Gross.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 11 May 2015 07:44

https://www.youtube.com/embed/DoGe2P2zErM

Saw you making eyes at me
Hotels are loneliest
In little miss New Jersey
Back to work and on your feet
And oh, you're so far away
And God knows when
I'd ever get the chance
To touch your hands
You know we'll never date
Let alone be friends
You're so far away
It hurts so bad

Softly walk away from me
Goodbyes are loneliest
When you know we'll never meet
Face to face or feet to feet
And oh, you're so far away
And God knows when
I'd ever get the chance
To touch your hands
You know we'll never date
Let alone be friends
You're so far away
It hurts so bad
It hurts so bad
It hurts so bad

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 11 May 2015 07:29

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Topic What Are The Most Memorable Movie Scenes That Have Stayed With You Always?
Posted 08 May 2015 15:18

Real acting.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/QECchGdV3pI

Topic Number of Sex Partners a Dealbreaker?
Posted 08 May 2015 15:02



Haha, that guy definitely is the biggest asshole that has ever walked on earth. laughing8

No wait, THREE HUNDED AND ONE GUYS.

Topic Number of Sex Partners a Dealbreaker?
Posted 08 May 2015 14:51

It depends. Like if we lived in some small town and she fucked 300 of the yokels then that would be some 6 degrees of cock type shit and I wouldn't like knowing every dude knows at least someone that's banged her if they haven't themselves. I really don't like running into my girlfriend's exes, one night stands or fuck buddies and I especially don't like it when one of those is a friend of mine.

If I was new to some big city and she came at me with a 300 count I would be like "what the fuck, you're such a hooker..." But I wouldn't care all that much. It's still pretty damn high though. It would be a major compliment that after all that, it's my dick she stuck with. It would be a hard thing not to mention during a fight though, like one of those stupid jealousy fights or something. "Oh yeah, I was a little too nice to the waitress? WELL YOU FUCKED 300 GUYS."

Topic Booze and Sex
Posted 08 May 2015 14:07

It increases my chances, I'll tell you hoowhat.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 08 May 2015 09:34

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Topic When do you masturbate?
Posted 08 May 2015 09:33



In other words, you're constantly masturbating? Think

I am better at typing with my left hand than my right.

Topic Story Posters
Posted 07 May 2015 19:28

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/paramour.aspx


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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 07 May 2015 18:58

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