Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic trust after affairs
Posted 29 Apr 2013 14:15

Someone who cheats on you will always cheat on you one way or another. You may think they have changed and they are very hurt over letting you down blah blah blah but people who cheat don't mess up or slip up, it is just the way they are. You are cheating yourself by trusting a cheater.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 29 Apr 2013 14:11

http://www.youtube.com/embed/9_ceBAchLcI

Rather be a bandit than a lover
Rather be a man with the other
to run the mountain down run it down

Rather be a whisper in heaven
then a daughter locked in your prison
so run the mountain down run it down

You are airborne
You've got silver rays
will it ever float will it ever soar along

Grip the crown like winner
Pretending like a beginner
So run the mountain down run it down

You are airborne
You got silver rays will it ever float will it ever soar along
All for the feather
Did it all for your feathered hand
Will it ever float will it ever soar along

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 29 Apr 2013 14:07

http://www.youtube.com/embed/sDI6HTR9arA

All she’s got is the way he looks
Many miles on the other side
He had overheard her choice
And he delved off her cliffside

Sacrifice he just wants to help
Holds the world like a baby
Takes his mask off and lulls his head
Then she sees him in the screen

They both see the traps
No fool, Oh oh
They won’t go back
No fool, Oh oh
They’ve got a mind track
No fool, Oh oh
It’s all a mystery
Let it come and let it be

Oh oh

They both see the traps
No fool, Oh oh
They won’t go back
No fool, Oh oh
They’ve got a mind track
No fool, Oh oh
It’s all a mystery
Let it come and let it be

Let it come and let it be
x4

They both see the traps
No fool, Oh oh
They won’t go back
No fool, Oh oh
They’ve got a mind track
No fool, Oh oh
It’s all a mystery
Let it come and let it be

Let it come and let it be
x3

Topic Black and Whites
Posted 29 Apr 2013 09:04

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Topic Black and Whites
Posted 29 Apr 2013 09:03

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Topic Sane Person of the Day
Posted 29 Apr 2013 08:30




Heh heh heh...Magic Jack has a new nickname...

Remember when you went berserk because I kept calling you an idiot after you said you didn't care if people called you an idiot? That was the best.

Topic do u guys like girls who shake/pop/wiggle their asses up and down?
Posted 29 Apr 2013 08:27

Y'all don't like ass shaking? Wow...confused1

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Topic Medical Repatriation
Posted 27 Apr 2013 23:18

I think the employers of the illegal immigrants should have to pay for the medical expensess of these people. After all, if the employers made sure that the people they were hiring had the proper work permits this wouldn't happen.

The employers think they get a cheap ride by hiring undocumented workers so why shouldn't they foot the bill for these workers when the workers need medical care?

LOL even if the employers technically pay for the "medical care" they really aren't, the consumer would. The reason you have fucking 99 cent cheeseburgers is because of our joke ass seriousness about immigration. The more idiots that poke their snout into immigration and try to regulate it and put pressure on employers the more expensive your food will get. The people in power know this, it's crippling and they know it so that is why the greatest country in the world seems to have trouble closing the border. SEEMS to have trouble that is. Fast tracking legal status so taxing pay becomes easier is the way to go for america. The immigrants will gladly trade paying taxes for being treated like humans and not animals any day. Guess what, it's the consumer that sets this standard, stop lying to yourselves. America is the way it is because of americans. NOt because of obama or bush, it's because of YOU, all of YOU.

Topic texting/chatting with another woman
Posted 27 Apr 2013 22:51




I do believe it would be YOU biting the pillow if I were biting your arse...ok shut up.






Key word if . If if was a fifth as they say.

Topic do u guys like girls who shake/pop/wiggle their asses up and down?
Posted 27 Apr 2013 21:52

Sorry to interrupt, I know how to shake or wiggle, but could you please tell me how a girl 'pops' her arse? I'm very intrigued.

......................want me to show you?

Topic How would u feel about ur husband/BF wearing your panties????
Posted 27 Apr 2013 21:13

Well I'd be disturbed if my boyfriend could fit my panties.

The man said wear the panties not fit in them. he might have a mean dangle out the leg hole, you don't know.

Topic Sane Person of the Day
Posted 27 Apr 2013 19:08

When you are a spanish speaker the name "Putin" will always be funny.

Topic The last woman
Posted 27 Apr 2013 18:44

My brain hurts from reading this, lol.

-0.00001% now because a girl with brain hurt is probably undatable too. When does it end?

Topic Best and Worst of You
Posted 27 Apr 2013 18:33

Pro: I'm crazy.

Con: I'm fucking crazy dude.

Topic The last woman
Posted 27 Apr 2013 18:31

This was great.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 27 Apr 2013 18:28

Some of the greatest lyrics ever. Sometimes I think MM's showmanship overshadowed how powerful his music really was.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/c0qI5xO34WE

Topic texting/chatting with another woman
Posted 27 Apr 2013 10:59




Yeah right, Shut up, I'll make you bark next time you beg me to bite that smartarse of yours Felix evil4






LOL please, you'd be biting the pillow, you mean.

Topic texting/chatting with another woman
Posted 27 Apr 2013 10:57



As I said before....TECHNICALLY you're not wrong. But think of it this way: If I slap you with my left hand even though I'm right handed, do you still get slapped?




Yes, it's just called a stranger...

And technically it's not physical cheating but it's definitely emotional cheating and that is worse.

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 27 Apr 2013 09:22

By David Palumbo

http://24.media.tumblr.com/48d8625b3551b0b4f2d670a663c9fd2a/tumblr_mlpzlrLOml1qllucco1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/241e8ac10cde5ee0b25e556f4e2c19b8/tumblr_mlpzlrLOml1qllucco3_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/1146a98fcc063e0eb14817a29eed29bb/tumblr_mlpzlrLOml1qllucco5_500.jpg

Topic Dom/Sub: Is that all there really is to you?
Posted 27 Apr 2013 08:30



I liked you better when you were on vacation hiatus at domination spring training.

You bring your little slave over to me and I'll teach you what being a Master is all about. The cuckold lesson is just a bonus.

Topic What are your Lush "Pet Peeves"?
Posted 27 Apr 2013 08:15

Everything and everyone pisses me off. Yes, you: assface.

I think that about covers it. :)

Fuck you.

Topic Dom/Sub: Is that all there really is to you?
Posted 23 Apr 2013 11:39



Sorry Ravyn, I shall shackle & banish my inner dom back to his dungeon, and go be my usual vanilla arsehole over in the Think Tank for the next few days.

Hugs

It's Dom, with a capital D you huge moron. Unless you realize you aren't even worthy of being a real Master like Me and this Pez.

-

Don't worry Master Pez. This fake master (notice I didn't capitalize the m for this weak ass book learned "master") wellmadebitch is just jealous of you because you are more of a Master at 21 than he is at 61. Fuck em.

Topic Happy Birthday Mazza!!
Posted 23 Apr 2013 09:35

Happy birthday! occasion9

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Topic texting/chatting with another woman
Posted 23 Apr 2013 09:25

Well duh! but you're an asshole.... oh wait...... ;)

She just broke up with me three hours ago, shutup.


That Trinket is a one woman wrecking machine! You go...!

She's all bark and no bite to be honest.

Topic are you straight, gay, bi-sexual, or bi-curious
Posted 23 Apr 2013 09:21

I've answered this question many times on Lush and it always comes with a long, wordy disclaimer/justification. I've responded to the poll but I've decided to give a (slightly) different spiel.

I find sexual orientation is often ill-defined which results in people identifying themselves as "bisexual" or "bi-curious" (whatever that is) all too easily.

I've done sexual stuff with guys. I would do sexual stuff with guys again. I have been/am attracted to some men. I (probably) would not have sex with a man.

I'm heterosexual (much to my parents' shock and disbelief—I'm the one person who had to "come out" as hetero) . My best friend (who is gay) describes me as "a hetero with hiccups".

Maybe I just see things differently to most people.


(Also, I hate the word "straight" to mean heterosexual).

Brilliant.

http://img3.allvoices.com/thumbs/image/609/480/60843329-did-andy.jpg

Topic texting/chatting with another woman
Posted 22 Apr 2013 10:10

First question... How do you insist on sex with your wife?



You go... "Bitch, less talky more fucky." Works for me anyway.

Topic how do u get a girl to relax during sex when shes tense?
Posted 22 Apr 2013 09:59

quaaludes

Topic How long does a Jerk take?
Posted 22 Apr 2013 09:56



What exactly would I be trying to tell you, please enlighten me........



I think it was a thinly veiled accusation that you are from the fairy kingdom.

Not saying you are... But you asked.

Topic Guys do you ever go out of your way to see what kindof underwear a girl is wearing??
Posted 21 Apr 2013 17:25

I've snapped thong bands if they're close enough. just saying.