Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:35



and if you have dreams, maybe one day you'll touch an actual live woman. not the sex dolls that you usually are touching. btw, i looked them up online - the realisitc ones? those things are expensive!

You see, this is the kind of predictable writing that holds you back in these comps and especially against me. You go for a, frankly, lame and unbelievable joke then expose yourself by letting me know you've been doing this type of sex doll research. You better up your game if you're entering this comp.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:20



it would be fun to crush you like a grape before you even got out of the gate, actually. i'm all over this idea. :)

That's cute. It's good to have dreams, young Rachel. If you reach for the stars you might touch the sky.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:13



i'll enter if you both enter. and send me $40 each. and buy me an island.

You know, it would be awesome in the comps if it was bracket style. With quarter-finals, semi-finals and a grand final. One on one elimination. Like me breezing over you in the quarters to barely edge out SITTING in the semis to make it to the final to beat the best of the rest. That would be rad.

Topic What's Your Greatest Fear In Life?
Posted 03 Jun 2015 12:26



I reckon you'd bring enough arse to a marriage to make up for any shortfall on her part. icon_biggrin

Looks like we got a comedian over here. Freakin' Clutterbutters Dangerfeild.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 08:55

What an awesome idea! Can't say I have any plans to enter but I look forward to reading the entries.

I'll enter if you enter too.

Topic In your view what is a difference between a girl and a woman?
Posted 02 Jun 2015 21:37

To say that women don't want attention and that girls don't want respect makes me feel like a lot of you have very minimal contact with both.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 02 Jun 2015 21:17

https://41.media.tumblr.com/cb6615009320ad939d15d9ea4c0b3cb2/tumblr_nooctpxaId1tqvavqo1_540.jpg

Topic In your view what is a difference between a girl and a woman?
Posted 02 Jun 2015 21:12

In your view what is a difference between a girl and a woman?

What state are we in?

Topic Sister in law fantasies
Posted 02 Jun 2015 16:07

I've been with my wife almost 5 years now and I love her to bits, but she has 2 sisters, 1 older, 1 younger, both stunningly beautiful, and I am totally in lust with them, the eldest particularly. We're both 29 and get on really well and seem to have a good flirt online every now and then. I don't think I'd ever cheat on my wife, but if her sister offered, i don't know if i'd be able to resist.
I think my question here is, is this normal, to like your sister in law like this?
Has anyone actually "had" their sister in law? If so what happened.

She flirts with her sister's husband online? Wow, what a bitch. Sounds like she'd fuck you just to spite her sister. Only one way to find out though. You got to nut up, walk up to her and grab her cooch.

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 02 Jun 2015 15:39



Mystic River - An Eastwood classic to remind me of how magnificent he can be as a director.

One of his best. And that is good you have someone to look up to. I'm sure finding older role models is becoming quite tough for you. If you're like me, it's hard to be inspired by those younger than you.

Topic What's Your Greatest Fear In Life?
Posted 02 Jun 2015 01:57

Marrying a girl with a small butt.

Topic Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2015)
Posted 02 Jun 2015 01:43

There's another competition to be announced very soon, for the creative types amongst us. Stay tuned. No need to be an attention whore to win that one coffee

Can you make it a biggest dick competition for once?

Topic Guy's Lush Profiles
Posted 02 Jun 2015 01:34



I don't think they realize that with writers here..we want to be seduced with words!



I don't think so honey, we want to see the tits and the ass or gtfo.

Topic Have you ever sent naked pictures of yourself to someone other than on Lush?
Posted 02 Jun 2015 01:29

Tell me your phone number and I'll send you a pic of my fucking balls on a table. Just all laid out. All over the table like it's an everyday thing.

Topic teen or milf
Posted 02 Jun 2015 00:43



throw in a choco taco and you sir, have a deal 😉

You're already calling me sir and everything. I'm not even into that but it's telling. Like you're a good girl 'n' such. Sounds like it's a done deal missy.

Topic This is how chess should be played
Posted 28 May 2015 04:30



Tried it with checkers. Every cat wanted to be a king. Shit got crazy.

You seriously stopped cats kinging each other? I have no words for that.

Topic This is how chess should be played
Posted 28 May 2015 03:43

Shit looks more like checkers than chess.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 27 May 2015 14:48




That raises an interesting question, how far back in time do you have to go for sex with an ancestor to not be incestuous. Because if we go back far enough we all have a common direct ancestor.

The ultimate temporal anomaly definitely wouldn't be allowed by this site. Brother and sister heading back in time to become their own parents.

That's a gross idea.




Here's another. Would it be acceptable to go back in time to attempt to seduce Mary, if successful capture it all on film to show that there was nothing immaculate about it at all.



That's an awesome idea.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 26 May 2015 22:33

I like the idea of a sexy time traveller who is involved in all kinds of temporal anomalies. Has given me ideas :)

Thief!

Haha kidding, it's actually a good concept. Perfect for a serial.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 26 May 2015 21:41

https://www.youtube.com/embed/DNQ97P0rQk8

In your heart of chambers
where you sit
with your picture books
and your ancient wit
In that nook I found you
so old and tired
would you be the one to carry me?
I'd like to be someone
you could finally learn to love again

Made our iron bed side
cold as graves
so we stoke the organs
that may comfort grace
and they conjured spirits
to make you smile
would you be my long time baby?

I'd like to be someone
you could finally learn to...
We've put our words down
by our sides
let's take the time
to mend these smiles
together we could make it home
love is a prize
live our own lives

In our beds we're the lucky ones
filled with the sun
In our beds we're the lucky ones
fill us with the sun

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 26 May 2015 21:21

https://41.media.tumblr.com/cee89ecb3a08352a2cd6686c3eb906d5/tumblr_nnvf2o61331qllucco1_540.jpg

https://41.media.tumblr.com/cb7405095169390df70b7c8b3c2741dc/tumblr_nnvf2o61331qllucco2_r1_540.jpg

Topic which actor would you date????
Posted 26 May 2015 17:24



that's not the rumor around these parts, actually... au natural, baby.

That's fine. I'll slick them hairs up while I get busy. Her mound will end up looking like a cupie doll head when I'm finished with it.

Topic which actor would you date????
Posted 26 May 2015 17:03



or her furry road, either?

Don't be crass...she waxes.

Topic teen or milf
Posted 26 May 2015 17:00



god this tickled me! laughing3 how about a taco bell loving milf?

Sure, you let me tickle your taco and I'll buy you a couple chalupas. If you were good, I'd let you upgrade to the steak ones.

Topic which actor would you date????
Posted 26 May 2015 16:59

I wouldn't mind sniffing up Charlize Theron's fury road whenever I want.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 26 May 2015 16:46



I do love the idea that it proves time travel. I guess the scenario is something like this. A vintage car enthusiast in the far future is having trouble sourcing a spark plug for her Rolls Royce Silver Ghost. Apparently the technology at the time isn't up to the task so they're forced to avail themselves of the new time travel machine to pop back and pick one up. After successfully buying one with money from a coin collector in clothes borrowed from a clothes collector she accidentally sets the time for -500,000 years rather than plus 500 years (an easy mistake with the non intuitive design of the first - and only - time travel machine), where she accidentally drops the spark plug out the window in her haste to reset the time and escape the saber tooth cat bearing down on her. Unbeknownst, she had bought the spark plug from a distant ancestor, thereby delaying him from meeting his future wife, meaning that the vintage car enthusiast ceased to exist in 2600, creating a time paradox that completely enveloped the earth destroying all life along with any chance of future time travel and perhaps a few more artefacts, or even future people in sexy silver neuvo-lycra to appear back in our time.

I like that. Have her fuck a caveman who saved her from the sabretooth tiger further making her late and post that here. If you want more of a challenge, make it flash erotica.

Topic The Not So Secret Diary Of A Manic Depressive
Posted 26 May 2015 16:36



I DON'T GET any of those Old Testament books...


xx SF

(She'll get it...)

Nicola: "I get it... BRAVE of YOU to mention THE BIBLE 'round these parts..."


(FUCK!)



Heard from some silly filly that the 4 inches was you measuring from the b-hole. That's not true is it?

Topic The Not So Secret Diary Of A Manic Depressive
Posted 26 May 2015 16:35

And I just thought you'd gone to the same SCHOOL as Weavindreams Embarassed

Hope you feel better soon!

YOU take that BACK!