Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Sister in law fantasies
Posted 22 Jun 2015 08:17

Magical Felix - lol, we flirt in a nice way not a really dirty way and she does love her sister (my wife) very much. It's just the way me & her seem to talk to eachother. She's smacked me on the ass before but I not grabbed hers.... That would be like heaven, her butt is fantastic!



She smacks your ass? Fucking smack hers too, what the hell. Dip right into the crack, fuck it.

Topic Do You Consider Yourself To Be A Feminist?
Posted 22 Jun 2015 08:15


You are hiding behind the rhetoric and sarcasm that you've made yourself experience by willfully being impolite in the face of my objection to it.

I bet you're the kind of guy who doesn't hesitate to make some noise or perhaps pick up a hockey stick to make a point to the folks in your life. Or at least that's what I've learnt from your responses to me here. And I really hope you're not secretly pleased to read this.



I'm openly pleased to read it actually.

Topic Do You Consider Yourself To Be A Feminist?
Posted 21 Jun 2015 15:26



I don't wanna talk to you. You're too impolite.

I don't want to talk to you either. You're too stup-...uh, I mean misguided.

Topic 9 Killed in the Shooting of Historically Black AME Church
Posted 21 Jun 2015 13:41



There aren't different races, except in some people's ignorance

Well yes, but you know what I mean. As long as there's something to make us look, sound, or act differently there will be prejudice and hate. As little as that difference is. Even if we all looked exactly the same, people will find a way to discriminate.

Topic 9 Killed in the Shooting of Historically Black AME Church
Posted 21 Jun 2015 11:27

I agree that would be more fair and balanced. However, they make no apologies for their biases and unlike, most other media, they label a program as opinion or analysis, rather than a news broadcast laced with opinion.

Back to the real topic: The killings of AME should be labeled exactly for what they were: Domestic Terrorism motivated by Race Hating White Supremacy thinking. It should be condemned by any person with a halfway normally thinking brain.

Except they repeat how they are fair and balanced about a million times a day...while being obviously conservative. It's really weird. They contradict themselves. That or they like to insult the intelligence of their viewers. Or they really are aiming for the people who are too dumb to realize it. Who knows...

And I agree with your second statement there. It's like saying cancer is bad...but yeah, it's a statement I agree with.

Topic 9 Killed in the Shooting of Historically Black AME Church
Posted 21 Jun 2015 10:53

(I watch the five daily and I believe fox is the most fair and balance news) There are 4 unabashed conservatives and 1 unabashed liberal. They discuss perhaps 10-15 different subjects daily. I believe it was Wed or Thurs, the entire show focused on this item only. I am sure that a number of the shows did the same on Fox News.

You believe Fox News is far and balanced yet the panel consists of 4 conservatives and only 1 liberal? Balanced would be 2 and 2 or 3 and 3... And I'm just gonna take a wild guess that the conservatives are the hot chicks wearing skirts with the camera mounted about couch level and the liberal is some easily cornered by logic goofball.

Fox is about as balanced as the nutrition at McDonald's. But hey, they know their audience they give them what they want while also making them believe they are real news. Much like McCafe or a McSalad that's worse than eating a cheeseburger. "This shit is healthy! It's a salad!"

Topic 9 Killed in the Shooting of Historically Black AME Church
Posted 21 Jun 2015 10:44

What Sprite says is absolutely true; they were killed because of the color of their skin.

Dani, I didn't mention race in that part of my remarks about gun control. I only stated that people bent on any type of hatred will naturally gravitate towards those places that are defenseless, like many Chicago neighborhoods where they have some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation and the highest homicide rate. Tell me gun control laws work ... I don't think so.

And the gift of a gun to someone who has had the drug and mental issues like this man, should be criminal. If that is proved to be the case, the giver of this gun should be prosecuted right along with this bastard.

Passing gun control laws when a society is already flooded with guns does not make for accurate statistics. Plus those laws are only considered strict when compared to the rest of the gun laws in the US where the gun laws are some of the most lax in the entire world. Gun registries and laws similar to the way we treat cars is what is needed to make any kind of difference in that regard.

Race is another story. As long as there are different races there will be racism. It's sad but true. Maybe in a million years we'll all mix together but something else will replace racism once it's gone. Like if we all look alike then people will be prejudice of what district or barrio someone is from, or height or weight or left handedness or religion or some other bullshit. Prejudice will always be there, always. It's just in our nature to be shitheads.

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 21 Jun 2015 10:30

The breeze going on in this desert as I wait right now.

Topic 9 Killed in the Shooting of Historically Black AME Church
Posted 21 Jun 2015 07:53

For all of you on here who love to bash Fox News and conservatives, I doubt that any of you watched the coverage of this horrible tragic event on Fox News. From the very start they labeled this as a case Domestic Terrorism and gave the background in detail about the victims and as much information about this creep as quickly as the details emerged. I take great issue with trying to lump all conservatives in the White Supremacy Conspiracy (Dani). This bastard is and has been full of hatred and ignorance for a very long time. Normally in an incident like this I would say that he should be locked in a room with the families of the victims for them to dole out proper justice, but not in this case. To a person, it seems that all of the members of the victims families and the community at large have such a deep Christian faith that they would only forgive this animal instead of doling out the only just punishment we have available. This bastard needs to be put to death, period!

Regarding the lesser issue in this case, did you happen to notice that this killer found a place where it was obvious that no one would be there who might have been armed themselves. And for all of you gun control advocates just think about this and other cases. The killers do not attack victims that can or will likely defend themselves. The only people who are controlled by gun control legislation are law abiding citizens. The criminals and the fucking nut cases, extremists and haters will always find the weapons to create their havoc and to maim and kill. Additionally, to a person, the politicians who advocate gun controls are highly protected individuals surrounded by, in most cases, an armed security detail.

And the only people who seem bent on maintaining and furthering racial divide in this country seems to me to be lead by the demagogues lead by the likes of our President, his former Attorney General Eric Holder, the "Reverend" Al Sharpton and now by Hilary Clinton in her campaign rhetoric. I'm sure that there are those also on the right at the extremes who also proffer racial divisions, but I totally tune out any hint of the spewing of such ignorant and hateful opines, on both the left and the right.

As a white man who grew up in the E. St. Louis area, I have witnessed personally the damage this type of hatefulness can render on us who, although even being a conservative, try to see people as people, not black, not white, not brown, but just people; and who try to see Americans as just Americans, not African-Americans, not Native-Americans, not Mexican-Americans, just Americans. And I believe that most Americans are capable of this type of thought and are tired of the hate mongers that attempt to deepen the divisions in this country. We are truly a melting pot of the world and can all benefit by inclusiveness, not division.

What happened in that historical AME church in Charleston SC is truly a tragedy and was definitely a hate crime and an act of terrorism to be condemned by all. Now we mourn the loss the the lives of each of these victims as a nation with the Christian values that to a person, each attempted to live daily, in their shortened lives.


A gun control advocate would tell you that it's obscene that one person can gift a gun to another. If it wasn't so ridiculously easy to obtain a gun and if it were illegal to gift someone a gun, this probably wouldn't have happened. Derp.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 19 Jun 2015 14:57



What???? You said, if Chuckpoo were to run at you full speed it wouldn't take much for you to have him rolling around on the ground. I was asking you how so. You have no sense of humor.

I've seen hair pulling, biting in soccer highlights, so it wouldn't surprise me one bit if a player has been kicked in the nuts before .

I thought you were making a claim that soccer is as brutal as Gridiron football. They're completly different sports .

Don't pull my hair bro!! ok?



Its called physics... But they don't teach that in the special classes you were obviously in. If you're running full speed and you're clipped you will fall and roll around. It's physics...

And please. I would not touch that hair of yours. It looks like I'd get a staff infection from it. Lol

Topic Am I in an abusive relationship?
Posted 19 Jun 2015 04:01



I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that

And I think we probably aren't the only two thinking it either.

Topic I AM
Posted 19 Jun 2015 03:49



And I AM going to say that with MOST people, you're absolutely correct. There are those however such that ignoring them doesn't work either. There are those who stalk and harass others for kicks. I've never had much in the way of tolerance for bullies and even at this point in my life that still holds true. So, while I don't seek out confrontation, when a given individual sees fit to go beyond merely being obnoxious to utilizing ANY excuse to annoy me needlessly I tire of the childish BS. Sadly this is one such instance and as you yourself have noted, this trash isn't reserved for me alone. The only way I've ever found to deal with a bully is to stand up to them and REFUSE TO BE bullied. (Stalkers and those who continually harass also BEING bullies. ;) )

Refuse all you want... All I have to do is call you a power-bottom and you FREAK OUT. It's so funny. It makes you seem like a crazy person (which isn't as funny because it's true, but still)

Topic I AM
Posted 19 Jun 2015 03:44



I am reluctantly defending Felix's right to be all asshole, all the time. He's consistent, and unapologetic, and since he's an assshole to everyone, always, it's hard to feel singled out.

Please don't hurt me.

I am recalling that I once asked verbal if that was his hair or a hoodie in his avatar. Did he start crying? Did he call for an internet ban? No, he didn't. He isn't some dork ass loser who would be actually affected by such hijinks. That's why he is better than you crybabies.

Topic I AM
Posted 19 Jun 2015 03:38

at some point, you either get out of Jack's way or ignore him. The THRILL is the reactions you give him.

and it's highly entertaining for the rest of us!



I am giving you http://www.promologollc.com/resize/images/Awards/1st%20t%20medal.jpg?lr=t&bw=550&w=550&bh=550&h=550



As WMM has said a few times..

Did you just quote that scared lil bitch? I change my mind.

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Topic I AM
Posted 19 Jun 2015 03:31

i am utterly amused

I am as well.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 19 Jun 2015 03:19



Lmao, what? you gonna kick him in the nuts?

There is no comparison between the two. One is a semi contact sport at best , the other is a collision/ contact sport .

Rugby players don't wear pads/ helmets . Still, they don't have the concussion problems the NFL has.





You're a slow adult, ajax... Talking about a kick in the nuts... Your online girlfriend (keira (LOL)) was too embarrassed to admit you were her online boyfriend when asked. Ajax, you are a slow adult. A slow adult. sign5

Topic Am I in an abusive relationship?
Posted 19 Jun 2015 03:14



I have to agree with you there MF. (just a little)

I don't see the relevance of what some of that has to do with her in her being in an abusive relationship. Or for us to all know but whatever.

My 2 cents

Good luck Lucy.



It's bullshit.

Topic Am I in an abusive relationship?
Posted 19 Jun 2015 03:13

Hi all

A quick update - I am moving within the next week, having found a lovely place to rent. Whether I can leave quietly or not remains to be seen but I am prepared to face the fear and do it anyway.

I don't need to defend my Dom : ) - but just to add, I have been seeing my marriage more and more negatively over the last year. It is just perhaps that more recently, having spent time with Master Nick has accelerated some of those reflections because I have noticed how differently he treats me - ie - with respect.

He has helped me explore my sexually submissive side in a positive way and that is wonderful.

I am learning a lot with my counsellor about my own behavior so I can really work at having better relationships full stop.

Well, wish me luck for the great escape!!

Okay, hold the phone... So you were having trouble with your marriage but you were also engaged in a real life dom/sub relationship on the side? ....It doesn't take a detective to sniff out a problem with this scenario.

You say your master nick made you see the light because he treats you with respect? Respect?? Yet, in this thread where you expose some pretty personal shit he comes in to basically brag? (I use the word brag from "master" nick's perspective because to me, it is cringeworthy at best.) But he did come in to brag. It's so fucking repulsive if true. Vomit, comes to mind. But It smells more like bullshit to me. It all smells heavily of bullshit. It's so off-putting and fascinating at the same time, wether true or not. I wish I could see every motivation behind all of this nonsense.

"Oh my god I'm leaving my husband, he sucks."

"This is so horrible... BUT I have trained my sub in the ways of the lifestyle and treated her with respect . The quality of sex I have shown her ass has influenced her decision to leave her husband."

Look, I know that sex is the ultimate motivator. But the way it has been presented in this thread. In such a bullshit fashion. In a "I'm going to come brag on the internet" stupid ass bullshit fashion... Is just so fucking stupid beyond belief. The reality of you and master nick makes me feel so sorry for you. If 'you' and 'master nick' are even more than one person.

If it's true... You two must be some pathetic ass coupling.

If it isn't true and you're posting this for whatever weird reason... It is truly sad.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 20:46

I AM just catching up on reading the posts I've missed the past few days....and this has to be one of the most childish things I've ever seen on Lush...and there are some seriously immature people here, so that says quite a lot. binky

And no need to respond. It's strictly an observation that requires no comeback.






That was pretty childish, I'll admit... That's why it's so funny though. I mean, if someone said something that childish to you, would you freak out? I'm pretty sure that's why weavindreams didn't want to repeat what I said. "You called me a power-bottom, and this upsets me beyond belief!" It sounds silly. It's silly.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 18:02



Really... I AM amazed that some one who CLAIMS to be so very intelligent can't manage to count the number of people you've seen fit to needlessly attack, insult, stalk and harass. I AM even more amazed that you can't seem to count the number of posts you've made to numerous people on this thread that fall into those categories. AND, if there is any truth to what I've heard I AM further amazed that someone who has already been suspended once wouldn't KNOW what the next step in the progression is.

I am still waiting for you to remind me of what I specifically said in this thread to cause such outrage.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 15:14



I Am thinking that you being banned for this flagrant disregard for the rules would be hilarious, as well as JUST!

I am wondering exactly what it was I said this time to merit such a punishment.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 13:41



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I AM in complete and total agreement!


The only ones outraged are you though... It's funny.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 13:18



I AM SURE that none of the four of us was engaged in any "pity party" we're just fed up with YOU and your cheap shit uncalled for nonsense. But, what's truly hilarious here isn't your sorry attempts at humor, it's that you feel free to ignore the rules that apply to us to such an extent that there is NO WAY to defend your actions without losing ANY SEMBLENCE of credibility.

I am getting you some tissues for your pity party.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 11:46



I agree with those three.

I am amazed that you continue to read all my posts then. Feel free to join their pity party.

Topic Why would a guy?
Posted 17 Jun 2015 11:44

Thanks to everyone who has given me advice. I have tried talking to him, wearing sexy things, trying to get things going before we go to bed. I have just let him know how he makes me feel. I havent gotten answers yet, but I have made my point clear. Sometimes it takes him a while to express what is going on with him. Int the mean time, I am so happy to have some friends to talk to and lean on.

Sounds like you gave him a talk. "We need to talk" is the unsexiest phrase in the English language. It's scary actually. Doesn't inspire boners. Just sayin.

Topic I AM
Posted 16 Jun 2015 16:54

I AM marveling at the brazenness of these posts. The moreso as it isn't even permitted in the Rage Cage.

Felix I thought you had to be eighteen to be on here ? ... Why don't you do everyone a favour and come back when you've grown up eh kid ?

I am going to have to call a waaambulance.

Topic I AM
Posted 16 Jun 2015 16:06



Oh shit was you trying to be funny then.... Oh well remind me next time to laugh......sleepy4 sleepy4

But hey least you proved my earlier point of you being an A*****E!

I promised I wouldn't tease you too much, because of course, you were crying about my post. Walk away from your computer Carl_H.

Topic Best experience on Lush?
Posted 16 Jun 2015 15:36

I really enjoyed doing my collaborations with Stephanie and Magical Felix. They're both very well respected writers on this website.




You're a sweetheart. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Topic I AM
Posted 16 Jun 2015 15:33



I AM WONDERING WHY this guy is allowed to insult anyone he pleases on any thread he pleases. I AM also pretty certain I didn't post a damned thing to him much less anything to provoke this needless crap...AGAIN!



I am wondering the same, time and again he does it and gets away with insulting people.......But then again he is an A*****E and that's what they do!




I am agreeing with both of the above....seems he can get away with it time and again but the jokes wearing a bit thin now.

You guy's are like the Avengers if the Avengers were a bunch of crybabies.

Crybabies assemble!

Topic I AM
Posted 16 Jun 2015 09:55

I AM recuperating AGAIN (damned neck and shoulder!)

Were you being a power-bottom when you got hurt? Did the guy grip your neck too hard? That's not cool. I'm concerned, hope you are back to 100% soon.