Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Dom/Sub: Is that all there really is to you?
Posted 23 Apr 2013 11:39



Sorry Ravyn, I shall shackle & banish my inner dom back to his dungeon, and go be my usual vanilla arsehole over in the Think Tank for the next few days.

Hugs

It's Dom, with a capital D you huge moron. Unless you realize you aren't even worthy of being a real Master like Me and this Pez.

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Don't worry Master Pez. This fake master (notice I didn't capitalize the m for this weak ass book learned "master") wellmadebitch is just jealous of you because you are more of a Master at 21 than he is at 61. Fuck em.

Topic Happy Birthday Mazza!!
Posted 23 Apr 2013 09:35

Happy birthday! occasion9

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xvxxjP9e1qep2cso1_500.jpg

Topic texting/chatting with another woman
Posted 23 Apr 2013 09:25

Well duh! but you're an asshole.... oh wait...... ;)

She just broke up with me three hours ago, shutup.


That Trinket is a one woman wrecking machine! You go...!

She's all bark and no bite to be honest.

Topic are you straight, gay, bi-sexual, or bi-curious
Posted 23 Apr 2013 09:21

I've answered this question many times on Lush and it always comes with a long, wordy disclaimer/justification. I've responded to the poll but I've decided to give a (slightly) different spiel.

I find sexual orientation is often ill-defined which results in people identifying themselves as "bisexual" or "bi-curious" (whatever that is) all too easily.

I've done sexual stuff with guys. I would do sexual stuff with guys again. I have been/am attracted to some men. I (probably) would not have sex with a man.

I'm heterosexual (much to my parents' shock and disbelief—I'm the one person who had to "come out" as hetero) . My best friend (who is gay) describes me as "a hetero with hiccups".

Maybe I just see things differently to most people.


(Also, I hate the word "straight" to mean heterosexual).

Brilliant.

http://img3.allvoices.com/thumbs/image/609/480/60843329-did-andy.jpg

Topic texting/chatting with another woman
Posted 22 Apr 2013 10:10

First question... How do you insist on sex with your wife?



You go... "Bitch, less talky more fucky." Works for me anyway.

Topic how do u get a girl to relax during sex when shes tense?
Posted 22 Apr 2013 09:59

quaaludes

Topic How long does a Jerk take?
Posted 22 Apr 2013 09:56



What exactly would I be trying to tell you, please enlighten me........



I think it was a thinly veiled accusation that you are from the fairy kingdom.

Not saying you are... But you asked.

Topic Guys do you ever go out of your way to see what kindof underwear a girl is wearing??
Posted 21 Apr 2013 17:25

I've snapped thong bands if they're close enough. just saying.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 21 Apr 2013 11:17

http://www.youtube.com/embed/NVHQNGzPbOI


Somethings wrong when you regret
Things that haven't happened yet
But it's a glorious day when morning comes
Without the feeling of alarm

So rise, and shine
Nows the time to be alive
To stay awake with me a while, and smile

You couldn't sleep for the awful fright
That kept you up in bed last
But curious shape shift in the dark,
They vanish with the sunrise spark

So rise, and shine
Nows the time to be alive
To stay awake with me a while, and smile

So rise, and shine
Nows the time to be alive
To stay awake with me a while

So rise, and shine
Nows the time to be alive
To stay awake with me a while, and smile

Topic Do you have a goal as a lush author?
Posted 21 Apr 2013 11:00



for the record, it wasn't me. word on the street it was one of guys, but i can't verify that. Regaeman Man

Don't be mad 'cause I always gotta wash my hair when you're in town.

Topic perfect amount of pussy hair
Posted 21 Apr 2013 10:46

I think pussy hair has more to do with the pussy and less to do with whoever is getting that pussy's preference. Hair on the pussy, like hair on the head, must compliment said pussy the same way hair on the head compliments a person's face. The same haircut doesn't work on everyone.

for example:

Natalie Portman still looks pretty damn good bald.

http://www.smashinglists.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Natalie-Portman-Bald.jpg

Brittany does not.

http://carliecrash.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/britney-spears-shaved-head-7015501.jpg?w=584

Topic What's the most F'd up thing you've ever seen with your own eyes?
Posted 21 Apr 2013 10:29

One time this girl got drunk at a party and she shit herself. She was wearing white pants and kept dancing because she didn't even realize at first. There was shit everywhere. It was so fuckin sick.

Topic Do men lose interest?
Posted 21 Apr 2013 10:22

I think part of it is that men get comfortable, yes, and they start to change over time but women are the same way. Not all men and all women of course but sometimes both parties stop trying. The women may stop dressing and acting like their sexy selves that first attracted the man and the men may stop taking care of all the girl's needs like they used to in the beginning. Sometimes the man does it in response to the woman not trying and sometimes it's the other way around. Not sure if it is done on purpose or not. Sometimes relationships get more passionate too when two people are really compatible, the more you know about them the more you want them. Seems like you may be in that type of relationship where, the more you know (or he knows) the less attracted he/she is. It sucks I know.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 20 Apr 2013 15:52

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 20 Apr 2013 15:52

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me46ceC6761qiftr3o1_500.jpg

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 20 Apr 2013 15:52

http://25.media.tumblr.com/37245822a042c77aa023b9aaaa74c593/tumblr_mken9xzjVX1qfb46yo1_500.jpg

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 20 Apr 2013 15:51

http://25.media.tumblr.com/54bb25c791f0d423a652529c552a7568/tumblr_meql0n0mTx1rs6ujko1_500.jpg

Topic Do you have a goal as a lush author?
Posted 20 Apr 2013 15:43



http://www.menshealth.co.uk/cm/menshealthuk/images/p2/md_a03bdc24117671763019402.jpg




laughing8

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 20 Apr 2013 15:18

http://www.youtube.com/embed/F39CFE_ISy4

wake up you're getting high on your own supply
oh baby you're still alive when you could've died
the world is not round because of you
you know i'm not around because of you

you've got a mouthful of diamonds
and a pocketful of secrets
i know you're never telling anyone
because the patterns they control your mind
those patterns take away my time
hello, goodbye

wasted you tell the truth when you could've lied
troubles are on the rise cause you're in disguise
and if it isn't me then pack your bags and leave
i wish i could believe
the devils won't take you back out to the salty seas

you've got a mouthful of diamonds
and a pocketful of secrets
i know you're never telling anyone
because the patterns they control your mind
those patterns take away my time
hello, goodbye

i wish i could believe

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 20 Apr 2013 14:49

http://24.media.tumblr.com/990c919a73af48ef49d35574c076a55f/tumblr_mldz5jfXEo1s5psaso1_500.png

http://www.youtube.com/embed/6uzgvglEf_o

Topic What sexual position is your favorite and why???
Posted 20 Apr 2013 14:34



how do you KNOW this stuff? LOL

I know all, I see all, my child.

Topic Breast sucking during sex
Posted 20 Apr 2013 09:21

What a silly ass question.

Topic What sexual position is your favorite and why???
Posted 20 Apr 2013 08:59

Who the fuck knows what the actual position is called but I'm pulled to the edge of the bed, Im on my back with my legs straight in the air pressed against the guys chest as he pounds me. Love it if one of his arms is keeping me legs to his chest. Great for deep penetration.

That is the ostrich tail position.

Topic swallow after masturbation? Anal play during masturbation?
Posted 20 Apr 2013 08:31

That would be so gay.

Topic queef....what do you guys think?
Posted 20 Apr 2013 08:27



This is so horrible. lol , <-------------------- (then ->) It's not funny . The poor girl. I would have been horrified.




She got over it. evil4

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 20 Apr 2013 08:20

http://24.media.tumblr.com/0459b9c32c1a6096f00fbc84430895bb/tumblr_mkrtr5eRPw1qk192ro1_500.jpg

Topic Story Help
Posted 20 Apr 2013 08:18

Get some of that prey to help you, fool.

Topic queef....what do you guys think?
Posted 20 Apr 2013 08:13

It's just air that gets caught up in there... Like when you pull out and stick it back in like a porn star. It's not like it's gas. Its no big deal unless the girl gives me a funny look or laughs then I'll laugh too.

On a not so admirable side note... I was with a girl once that kept queefing with every thrust it seemed like and I said. "If you keep farting like that I'm going to put it in your ass." She did NOT think it was as funny as I did and she went to go take a long shower. Don't judge me.

Topic Foreplay or straight to it?
Posted 20 Apr 2013 08:06

Foreplay or straight to it?

Is she hot or not?

Am I paying by the hour?

Is she married and the husband coming home soon?



This question has too many variables to be answered properly.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 20 Apr 2013 08:02

regal