Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Do you ever wish you had a cock?
Posted 01 May 2013 10:39

No my brain is happy where it is thanks

Two brains are better than one though.

Topic pale girls?
Posted 01 May 2013 09:04

Paler skin means pinker assholes :)

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 01 May 2013 09:01

http://www.youtube.com/embed/nNmzv1WOSPc

Topic Your most embarrassing sexual moment?
Posted 30 Apr 2013 23:07

One time I was fucking this chick like I loved her.. LOL

Topic What music do you have sex/make love to?
Posted 30 Apr 2013 22:44

My girlfriend likes to have sex while the song "On & On" by Erykah Badu is playing softly in the background.

How gay lol

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 30 Apr 2013 19:02

http://25.media.tumblr.com/697a1120b2fa3ad371a2dd6a86f3f54c/tumblr_mioae3ezIh1s3r57do1_500.jpg

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 30 Apr 2013 19:01

http://24.media.tumblr.com/06d2908d36fe6ea9a5220d730a58b3bd/tumblr_mltfsbNYoY1qbavd3o1_500.jpg

Topic Cumming on her face
Posted 30 Apr 2013 18:42

Why do some guys think it is so hot to cum on a girls face?!

We do it to remind them who's boss.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 30 Apr 2013 16:50

http://www.youtube.com/embed/qjC-hznTwMA

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 30 Apr 2013 16:44

http://www.youtube.com/embed/CF7DbDfHTu8

Topic Have you ever fantasized about having sex with your teacher/professor?
Posted 30 Apr 2013 15:17

I wanted my creative writing teacher so bad in college. I even got to have a drink with her when I ran into her at a bar but she wasn't having it. She was like 5 years older and super hot but kinda bitchy but still... I got an A in that fucking class.

Topic Mad if caught brothers friend eating your dry cum out of your panties?
Posted 30 Apr 2013 09:46

You all are so fuckin judgmental, damn.

If you are still reading, tell her. She will be flattered. What guy goes above and beyond like that? None. She'll feel like a princess.

BTW, don't listen to these naysayers about it being guy cum or something gross. Guy cum and girl cum doesn't dry the same... It's different. Sometimes its not even cum and you know... It's that other stuff that builds up in there. (sorry girls, I tried to keep it non vulgar) But don't think about that. It was probably her cum or wetness after checking you out when you would come over. Everything happens for a reason. Don't let your soul mate slip between your creepy little fingers. Go get that girl.

Topic What would do with the avatar above you in the shower?
Posted 30 Apr 2013 09:34

I would tell her to clean her ass real good.

Topic Clit or Periods
Posted 29 Apr 2013 21:11

Right girls a little dilemma for you if you had the choice of no more periods ever again but the only catch is you have to give up your clit too or the annoying periods are worth having because you get to have a clit

Lay off the paint chips.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 29 Apr 2013 18:27

I will make it rain for this right now. Like a mother fucking thunderstorm. Hit me up big booty bitches.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0717d330fe73d89b4b71c5196891703/tumblr_mm1jio0nQp1qivd1ao1_500.gif

Topic Sane Person of the Day
Posted 29 Apr 2013 17:56

Geez. The first Magic Jack post I read in months and... yep.

LOL don't lie.

He's still a douche. Now can you quit this bullshit? It makes the whole forum look stupid .

Of course it looks stupid compared to me, I'm a genius and also perfect, you peasant.

Topic trust after affairs
Posted 29 Apr 2013 17:53



If they both want to reconnect and they're committed to fixing the problems in their relationship, I don't see why it can't work with some effort.

If "once a cheater, always a cheater" was true and people really weren't capable of change, then "once a monogamous person, always a monogamous person" should also be true. If a person was faithful at one point, they can be again. (If they want to be.)

Hmm.. I don't think that is one of the cases where you can try to see the flip side and say it must be true as well. That would mean a cheater is back to being faithful again in the period in between they cheat again. Every friend that I have who is a cheater cheats and cheats again no matter how many times they are caught. You will find cheaters have an incredible superficial charm to them and some people just fall for it. I have been with married women and I'm telling you.. There are these moments where I am observing them and I swear... They could probably be capable of murder if they think they could get away with it.

Topic do u guys like girls who shake/pop/wiggle their asses up and down?
Posted 29 Apr 2013 17:24



You and I won't ever compete for the same women...but I recognized that - long ago.



No shit it wouldn't even be a competition... laughing8

Glad you recognize, son.

Topic trust after affairs
Posted 29 Apr 2013 14:15

Someone who cheats on you will always cheat on you one way or another. You may think they have changed and they are very hurt over letting you down blah blah blah but people who cheat don't mess up or slip up, it is just the way they are. You are cheating yourself by trusting a cheater.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 29 Apr 2013 14:11

http://www.youtube.com/embed/9_ceBAchLcI

Rather be a bandit than a lover
Rather be a man with the other
to run the mountain down run it down

Rather be a whisper in heaven
then a daughter locked in your prison
so run the mountain down run it down

You are airborne
You've got silver rays
will it ever float will it ever soar along

Grip the crown like winner
Pretending like a beginner
So run the mountain down run it down

You are airborne
You got silver rays will it ever float will it ever soar along
All for the feather
Did it all for your feathered hand
Will it ever float will it ever soar along

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 29 Apr 2013 14:07

http://www.youtube.com/embed/sDI6HTR9arA

All she’s got is the way he looks
Many miles on the other side
He had overheard her choice
And he delved off her cliffside

Sacrifice he just wants to help
Holds the world like a baby
Takes his mask off and lulls his head
Then she sees him in the screen

They both see the traps
No fool, Oh oh
They won’t go back
No fool, Oh oh
They’ve got a mind track
No fool, Oh oh
It’s all a mystery
Let it come and let it be

Oh oh

They both see the traps
No fool, Oh oh
They won’t go back
No fool, Oh oh
They’ve got a mind track
No fool, Oh oh
It’s all a mystery
Let it come and let it be

Let it come and let it be
x4

They both see the traps
No fool, Oh oh
They won’t go back
No fool, Oh oh
They’ve got a mind track
No fool, Oh oh
It’s all a mystery
Let it come and let it be

Let it come and let it be
x3

Topic Black and Whites
Posted 29 Apr 2013 09:04

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fc57a1c8ab155a01ae3030e68cea1bb/tumblr_mlsdlknjDS1qza1n7o1_500.jpg

Topic Black and Whites
Posted 29 Apr 2013 09:03

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d92bef18bbe9a4d31426face55829fbd/tumblr_mluzkfHgGp1qkr7glo1_500.jpg

Topic Sane Person of the Day
Posted 29 Apr 2013 08:30




Heh heh heh...Magic Jack has a new nickname...

Remember when you went berserk because I kept calling you an idiot after you said you didn't care if people called you an idiot? That was the best.

Topic do u guys like girls who shake/pop/wiggle their asses up and down?
Posted 29 Apr 2013 08:27

Y'all don't like ass shaking? Wow...confused1

http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7963067d4d36ada096386cdf6383ece/tumblr_mlnphhIO3w1rvcz99o3_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/885dce3d3f98604dbfdf45591d5fc0ec/tumblr_mlfp2ijGh11s1bnjio1_500.gif

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Topic Medical Repatriation
Posted 27 Apr 2013 23:18

I think the employers of the illegal immigrants should have to pay for the medical expensess of these people. After all, if the employers made sure that the people they were hiring had the proper work permits this wouldn't happen.

The employers think they get a cheap ride by hiring undocumented workers so why shouldn't they foot the bill for these workers when the workers need medical care?

LOL even if the employers technically pay for the "medical care" they really aren't, the consumer would. The reason you have fucking 99 cent cheeseburgers is because of our joke ass seriousness about immigration. The more idiots that poke their snout into immigration and try to regulate it and put pressure on employers the more expensive your food will get. The people in power know this, it's crippling and they know it so that is why the greatest country in the world seems to have trouble closing the border. SEEMS to have trouble that is. Fast tracking legal status so taxing pay becomes easier is the way to go for america. The immigrants will gladly trade paying taxes for being treated like humans and not animals any day. Guess what, it's the consumer that sets this standard, stop lying to yourselves. America is the way it is because of americans. NOt because of obama or bush, it's because of YOU, all of YOU.

Topic texting/chatting with another woman
Posted 27 Apr 2013 22:51




I do believe it would be YOU biting the pillow if I were biting your arse...ok shut up.






Key word if . If if was a fifth as they say.

Topic do u guys like girls who shake/pop/wiggle their asses up and down?
Posted 27 Apr 2013 21:52

Sorry to interrupt, I know how to shake or wiggle, but could you please tell me how a girl 'pops' her arse? I'm very intrigued.

......................want me to show you?

Topic How would u feel about ur husband/BF wearing your panties????
Posted 27 Apr 2013 21:13

Well I'd be disturbed if my boyfriend could fit my panties.

The man said wear the panties not fit in them. he might have a mean dangle out the leg hole, you don't know.

Topic Sane Person of the Day
Posted 27 Apr 2013 19:08

When you are a spanish speaker the name "Putin" will always be funny.