Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Am I in an abusive relationship?
Posted 16 Jun 2015 09:51

Hi there everyone, I am Lucy's Master, and introduced her to Lush. I apologise for not having contributed here before but I have been offline due to a hardware issue.

On Lucy's behalf, I would like to thank you all for your good advice and positive thoughts directed towards Lucy. I am sure she has not mentioned me out of respect and discretion, but I can assure you all that over the past three months I have enjoyed training her in teaching her about her submissive side. She is a delight to bring new experiences to, but there are many years of contrary behaviour to correct.

Indeed, the quality of our sex has maybe had an impact on her decision, but I know this process, these thoughts, started more than a few months ago. I have offered advice when asked, and provided support. But it wasn't until last week, when she shared with me her original post, that I understood the nature of her married relationship, and like you, was horrified. I defined the relationship as being Dom/sub, with none of the respect or pleasure, and therefore, effectively abusive. She is attempting to increase her network of friends, having been stifled over the years.

As an involved party, but not really involved, I am seeking to respect her decision. I am recently separated myself (7 months), after a long marriage, so feel I can offer relevant advice.

So I wanted you to know that I exist, and that my Lucy Slut is performing above expectations, and receiving comfort in that sense. I suppose practical help at this stage would be if anyone has a flat share available in London, then message Lucy. I know that is occupying her time and energy. In the meantime, rest assured that she has my support. Thanks to all. xx

This thread was pretty depressing to read through until this post...that's just hilarious.

Topic Why would a guy?
Posted 16 Jun 2015 01:13

Why would a guy sit up late at night watching porn when he could get into bed with a woman and actually have sex?

Because he can't stand said woman.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Jun 2015 23:00

Probably one of my favorite songs.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 20:21

When it comes to soccer I'm just an outsider really. But I would like to see them change the rules to allow for fast breaks. Of course the scores would be higher.

Fast breaks is how half the goals are scored Buz-o.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 20:18

Is that the sport where they run around and kick the ball and when they are barely touched throw themselves on ground like they were gored by a bull?

Nope. I watch American football where the violence is real. Lol

Sounds like you have never played soccer. Run full speed at me and it wouldn't take much to make you roll around on the ground.

I don't really want to get into comparing the two anyway. One has pads and to be honest, not many people that look like you, chuckepoo, get into the "violence".

Topic Sexualization of Young Women
Posted 15 Jun 2015 19:18

A belt will cure this problem... Wait, parents are no longer allowed to use a belt.

Mexican parents still use a belt, they don't give a fuck. That chancla.

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 15 Jun 2015 18:56

Bouncing off the walls!

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 18:01

3-3 now motherfuckers.

Topic Volunteers Requested!
Posted 15 Jun 2015 17:26

And now that you've defiantly responded in this thread, you'll actually be the main feature of my documentary. thumbright

Seriously though, I forgot to mention it in my opening post, but this will be in fact a short music video (only around 1:30).

Hopefully produced with trippy music and edgy imagery...

You have my permission to quote me on that. I definitely stand by my statement of, "more stories with big butts in them".

Topic Volunteers Requested!
Posted 15 Jun 2015 17:12

Fuck man, I was gonna draw a felix head and on a girl's titties but I don't think that will beat a fucking documentary.

Good luck!

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 17:05

BOOM 2-1 Aztecs!

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 17:01

i'm sticking with Argentina for that reason alone - i don't want to see Brazil take it. Columbia could do well too, but i don't think they'll pull of the win.

and yeah, i am a a sucker for underdogs - GO JAMAICA! :) Regaeman Man

I'd rather see Argentina win too if Mexico doesn't advance.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 16:58

Fucking shit! I wasn't even finished celebrating Mexico's goal before Chile equalized.

1-1 now!

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 16:55

love to see Jamaica do well - who you picking for the cup, btw? Argentina?

I think Brazil (as much as they annoy me) will edge out Argentina. They have a strong team this time.

Jamaica might not win a game, sadly...but I hope they have at least a couple of cool goals or something.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 16:48

I'll pull for Mexico. I have nothing against Chile at all, but as a Norte Americano, Mexico is the next door neighbor. So Go Mexico!

They represent concacaf man. Concacaf having a good showing is good for the US too. Makes us look strong too. I hope Mexico and Jamaica do well.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 16:45

my money is on Chile. sorry, but while I'd love to see Mexico win, they are just not that deep this year. Of course, if Tecatito comes out on fire, you never know. still, my pick is Chile. Vidal and Sanchez are going to be hard to stop.

Smart money is on Chile. They have all their good players. Mexico is missing over half of their true starting lineup. They are invited guests to the tournament. But I agree, smart money is on Chile. You never know though, Mexico tends to do very well against South Americans, even when weak.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 16:31

Mexico vs. Chile right now in the Copa America.

Both teams need a win. One team is the home team. Both have some good players on big clubs.

Topic What would you be willing to do for $5?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 16:29

Glad I don't have a dick right now!

You're lucky. He'd probably hunker down on it like if it were a meth pipe. Sure he's got a grill to rival a fucking jack-o-lantern. Sounds painful.

LOl i don't know man . I wouldn't stand much of a chance with that ATM booty of yours out on the steets. Everybody swipes yo shit.

I bet you got some stories to tell about.

Stop doing meth Ajax, I'm being serious now. Stop doing meth and buy a comb.

Topic What would you be willing to do for $5?
Posted 12 Jun 2015 07:23

Love the old avengers .. Diana Rigg was my first celeb crush .. I took that link .. it said Error 404 .. nope I have no idea what a Buckfast is or one that in addition comes from ones bottom with wine .. UK here.

The link does not say error 404... It goes to a thread where Keira (the person I originally quoted) is all drunk, talking nonsense. See how you coming to the rescue is more embarrassing for her now?

Topic What would you be willing to do for $5?
Posted 12 Jun 2015 07:20

I bet you'd hit a crack pipe for 5 bucks.

Lol I don't know man... Judging from that avatar of yours it looks like you'd suck a dick for some crack.

Topic What would you be willing to do for $5?
Posted 11 Jun 2015 11:52

Well maddog 20/20 sounds like a pop group and buckfast a male deer that is not eating for a while ... dontknow

I know you're trying to be clever or something but are you trying to tell me that the avenger at the bottom of -> this thread <- doesn't know what buckfast bum wine is? Lol please.

Topic What would you be willing to do for $5?
Posted 11 Jun 2015 11:32

dontknow any chance of having that in English please?

What part wasn't in English?

Topic Epilators?
Posted 11 Jun 2015 07:34

the batteries only last to me for one section (bikini area is one seating, full Brazilian another) this is because you have to go through the area you are doing 3 times each use.

Damn girl, how much hair you got going on down there...

Topic Things you should not say on a 1st date...
Posted 11 Jun 2015 00:41

If every man could explain themself like that, instead of running away, I would have a lot more faith in men.

I won't disagree with you there. Many of my fellow men can be very Neanderthal like. But even if they can't explain themselves, that might be close to what they are thinking.

Topic Things you should not say on a 1st date...
Posted 11 Jun 2015 00:22

Telling them on the first date isn't being upfront about it? I guess I need to send an email to every man in Norway just in case we ever go on a date.

Well, it is being upfront, you're right, but can you blame them for being honest? Many men have had a bad experience with women who have children. Just saying that a man backing out when you mention you have a kid isn't necessarily a bad thing. He may not have what it takes to date woman with a child and he wasn't a scumbag by dating you enough to try to fuck you then leaving. He admitted the child was an issue for him and let you know. It's not a bad thing really, it's honest. Does it make him weak? In some regard yes. Does it make him honest and truthful, maybe strong in his convictions? probably yes as well.

Topic What would you be willing to do for $5?
Posted 11 Jun 2015 00:14

I would champion SJ to win AW I need the money.

I bet you'd do a maddog 20/20 or buckfast for five bucks.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 10 Jun 2015 21:19

Look at those tall socks.

Topic Epilators?
Posted 10 Jun 2015 20:28

And if she adds eco-friendly recycled glass beads to the braid she'll have a DIY anal toy. Super progressive.

Oooo, plus if she gets on top that would make a nice ball tickler. Gotta have multiple uses for things these days. Leave a small footprint.

Topic Epilators?
Posted 10 Jun 2015 19:48

The really creative ones will step up their game with a simple anal braid to finish the look.

I saw that once. I was pretending to listen to her go on about how much warmer music sounds on vinyl. She was distracted enough by the sound of her own voice that it gave me a chance to wiggle her floral panties off and witnessed it. I thought it was a poop at first and cringed but then she explained how it was customary for the Inca woman in pre-columbian america to do this and then, I "got" it.

Topic Epilators?
Posted 10 Jun 2015 19:24

I'm waiting for the handlebar mustache landing strip to become trendy and then I'm all over it.

I think hipster chicks are already doing that. Pretty sure. Handlebars on top and I think they are leaving a flavor saver underneath. On the taint.