Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic What are your erotica pet peeves?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 21:23

When writers don't let me know how big the butt of the girl character is.

Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 05 Jul 2015 20:55

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Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 05 Jul 2015 20:54

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Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 05 Jul 2015 20:54

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Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 20:49

So I actually filled out the survey thingy and I got Bernie Sanders 92%, Hillary Clinton 82% and Martin O'Malley 62%.

Santorum 13% discharge.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 05 Jul 2015 20:30

https://upload.lushstories.com/1329523506-you-must-be-desperate.gif

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ywxo-dwqEaw

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 20:21



I see that I need to readjust my image of you. You really would like to see him as the next president?

It's a link to one of my favorite cultural osmosis slang phenomenons.

As far as presidential hopefuls go? They all end up pushing the same agenda. It doesn't matter who the president is. They are just a hood ornament for the same windowless van.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 20:15

Rick Santorum still scored 9%

Santorum

Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 05 Jul 2015 19:56

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Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 05 Jul 2015 19:54

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Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 05 Jul 2015 19:54

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Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 05 Jul 2015 19:53

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Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 05 Jul 2015 19:53

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Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 05 Jul 2015 19:52

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Topic What do men consider the ugliest part ofa womens body?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 19:48

Little toe

Mr. Kenny Rogers, I am a big fan.

Topic Do you lie about your height?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 14:57



Or just go commando and let your sweatpants do the talking! :)

https://upload.lushstories.com/567313979-snake.jpg

Oh that's what I do at the gym. The ol' commando/sweatpants combo while on the bench press. I give free lessons on the ropes for the crowd of gym bunnies that form after I'm done. Except in my lesson there is only one thick rope, and you always need a shower afterwards.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 14:13



Go you American Girls!



Amen Amen! I say to you!

Women's Sports Rock!

Less than a couple hours to go until the the world cup final rematch of Japan vs 'murica.

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Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 05 Jul 2015 13:59

I haven't been this sore in a long time.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 13:54



I was referring to your statement that the judges vote not on the highest score but the quality of the story. Some people don't know that obviously and grade tougher during competition.


Oh I see, I suppose writers should be held to a bit of a higher standard during comps though.

It could also be that during comps you get a wider range of readers and not just friends and followers.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 13:34



I agree with this but I've got my lowest scores during competitions. I know I'm not one of the elite authors but I score fairly.

Not sure how this really relates to what I said. I'm not sure what the beginning of your second sentence has to do with the end of it either.

Many others have suggested a competition with just collaborations. That would be awesome. It would certainly produce so quality stuff.

I suppose that's an idea. Easily abused though. One person can write it and just have someone agree that they collaborated.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 05 Jul 2015 13:17

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Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 05 Jul 2015 13:11

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Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 05 Jul 2015 13:08

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Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 05 Jul 2015 13:04

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Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 05 Jul 2015 13:03

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Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 05 Jul 2015 12:33

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Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 05 Jul 2015 12:32

zombie lake

I smell an award winning supernatural gangbang thriller being conceived here.

Topic Do you lie about your height?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 12:13



i know where the top of my head should be

You're making it too easy to tell a dirty joke here, young Rachel.

Topic Do you lie about your height?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 12:10



I'm glad that one guy can finally relate to what I've been expressing here all along. I know plenty of guys who bullshit about their height in guys-only groups, you can be goddamn assured that they extend this bullshit when trying to get a girl. And considering what they established in the article I posted (guys are in average 1.5 inches shorter than what appears on their driver's licenses), I'm quite surprised that absolutely no man here lies about his height; especially since so many people also obviously lie about their dick-size, cup-size, age, salary, profession, etc. Are people bullshitting about not bullshitting too?



Everyone does it. Women do it too. It's so funny. Especially after a few drinks. And even more so when people are believing it.

Topic Do you lie about your height?
Posted 05 Jul 2015 12:07



Like when a guy's dick is 7 inches, they tend to round themselves up to 9 inches... it's like as long as they know it's technically bigger than average, they figure nobody will be able to tell the difference anyway.

The height thing is annoying though because girls are pretty exacting about their own height and are aware of precisely how tall they will appear in various inches of heels and platform shoes, so we kinda know what 6 feet looks like. We're usually polite enough not to call the guy out on it... well, most of the time, anyway.

It's so stupid to lie about that. In fact, it's better to say you're smaller than you are. That's why I say I'm only 10 inches. I like to create shock and awe when I unleash the baker's dozen I have hidden away. Always better to surprise rather than disappoint.