Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic What should a new to swinging couple try first, second, and third?
Posted 13 Sep 2014 23:42

What should a new to swinging couple try first, second, and third?

Probably oral, then vaginal, then anal. Doesn't have to be in that order, but it's recommended.

Topic What two things would you want with you, if you were stranded on a desert island?
Posted 13 Sep 2014 23:35

Paper and pencil

Sounds like you ain't gonna be getting off that island any time soon with those supplies, sucka.

Topic Help with a naughty dilemma!
Posted 10 Sep 2014 11:21

I still wouldn't care who saw them. That is if I wore any.

eww

Topic Help with a naughty dilemma!
Posted 10 Sep 2014 11:15


You're worried about them finding out there is pair of panties in the package? Seriously?

Everyone is different trinket. Some people are shy about such things. Don't be so judgmental. Maybe you don't care about random people seeing your bloomers, but some girls have decency.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Toy With Me" Stories Competition
Posted 10 Sep 2014 10:44

Thank you SO much everyone! :) I'm kinda over the moon! I gusss I should say NEVER GIVE UP! When I first joined I was so anxious to enter a competition to see if anyone rated my writing and this is like my Lush dream come true! I must go and have a strong cup of tea.

Nice going dude! You deserve it. You always have quality submissions in comps and you're finally recognized.

Topic If you could go back, and say something to your first love, what would it be?
Posted 09 Sep 2014 19:59




Jack I am not doing this again. I am asking you nicely to stay away from me in the forums. Please don't quote me or insult me. I am entitled to post freely on these forums without fear of ridicule, or harassment from you or anyone else. This is the first and last time I'm going to ask you. May I bring your attention to Lush T & C paragraph four.

"I agree that I will not post in the forums, chat rooms, profiles, instant messages, blogs, comments or any place on lushstories.com, any message or material of any kind or nature that is unlawful, harassing, libelous, defamatory, abusive, threatening, harmful, vulgar, obscene, profane, racially offensive, inaccurate, or otherwise objectionable material or that encourages conduct that could constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any applicable local, state, national or international law or regulation."

Calm down Gloria Allred. I said my bad.

Topic If you could go back, and say something to your first love, what would it be?
Posted 09 Sep 2014 14:35




I didn't misunderstand the question. I think You misunderstood my answer, but thanks anyway.



Oh okay, I thought you thought the question was, "what would your first love say to you?"...

My bad.

Topic If you could go back, and say something to your first love, what would it be?
Posted 09 Sep 2014 12:20



"piss off"



I think you misunderstood the question.

Topic If you could go back, and say something to your first love, what would it be?
Posted 09 Sep 2014 12:18

Remember when we -------- and then we ---------- that was so --------- we thought we were going to -------- we were so -------- at that time.

Topic Favorites
Posted 09 Sep 2014 11:59

Her hair. I make assumptions about women by their hair and most of the time they are pretty accurate.

Topic Hypnotized to Orgasm?!!
Posted 09 Sep 2014 11:55

A recording of just a woman talking would have the opposite effect of an orgasm.

Topic I suspect my beloved is gay...
Posted 08 Sep 2014 11:46

i would call him m'lord shower him with gifts " Will you be mine m'lord?

m'lord





Topic guys opinion, please?
Posted 08 Sep 2014 11:30

I always shave my pussy, but my skin is super sensitive and it never looks perfect, the skin it's always red after I do it (I have really pale skin) and sometimes I worry about how it looks, since I have to shave very often and it always looks like that. Does guys really pay attention and don't like that? Or as long as it's smooth is all good?

I actually do notice redness and bumps. To be honest, it is a bit of a turn off. If you are really pale you probably aren't really hairy anyway. You should probably just trim it up...Unless you get hair like, all around your coochie. Then definitely shave that off because I think I would prefer a little razor burn to hair all the way around a vagina. But if you're lucky and it just grows on top, then you should try just trimming it up.

Also, don't listen to these pussies (pun intended) that say it doesn't matter and that if a guy loves you he won't care blah blah blah... It does matter and normal guys do care.

Topic Would anyone actually want to read something like this?
Posted 08 Sep 2014 11:20



Would anyone actually want to read something like this?

An awesome story idea popped into my head.

It's about a previously abused slave trying to move on. She finds a Mistress willing to take on the monumental task of fixing the broken slave.

The title is Diary of a broken slave and will more than likely be told from the slaves POV.

I would have to research things like psychology and PTSD. Probably other disorders as well.

Nah

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 03 Sep 2014 09:38

(ignoring the pissing contest)

Yeah, but you didn't ignore it. Oops.

Plus wellmademale is in his twilight years. I think it's more of a dribble now.

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 02 Sep 2014 19:59



He started the shit, Mom... I mean, he always starts it.

I'm just wiping my ass and finishing it.

You know, the job's never done til the paperwork is.

She was advising you to not take the bait once again because you always end up looking like a total buffoon.

But of course you're too stupid for that.

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 02 Sep 2014 19:56



You have multiple ribbons? Who'd you have to blow to get those? http://www.mematic.com/_/gifs/applause/JpceK.gif

Don't be mad because just one of my ribbon worthy stories has more views and votes than all of your stories combined.

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 02 Sep 2014 18:27

We've toyed with the "Ignore Member" feature idea, I've seen it used very successfully on other sites.

It's very involved here though, because of all the different ways people can interact. You'd need to change the forum code so their posts would be hidden completely from view. All their comments on stories, profiles etc would need to be hidden. Their entire profile hidden. The chat rooms block member feature would be useful to combine in. Instant / private messaging has some of what's required to block people already I think.

Rather complicated.

You could just try to get along instead? Or come to a truce, where you both promise to totally ignore each other?

Oh I was just goofing about making the old fella invisible. Some of his posts are my favorite on the entire site. Like his last post where he makes his jealousy about my ribbons blatantly apparent - once again - is funny to me. I audibly chuckled. I would never actually make him invisible. Every cat needs a mouse to play with.

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 02 Sep 2014 18:22

If I let you know who my secret dear internet sage was...then she'd no longer be secret, would she?

Punctuation is important, even in forum conversation. You still haven't learned this. How the fuck did you ever get a ribbon bestowed upon you?

Credit your editor, man.

Ribbons. I have ribbons. Plural, you doofus.

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 02 Sep 2014 14:45



Heheh... we don't need Gav or anyone else to make you transparent, do we?



What do you mean? You have a way to make people invisible? Let me know your secret dear Internet sage.

Topic Add Transparency to your Profile
Posted 02 Sep 2014 11:29



Yours would probably look pretty decent with 10% transparency.

This is yet another of the changes/additions I enjoy.

Thanks Gav!

Is there a way I could make wellmademale 100% transparent, gav? Like his avatar, his posts, his signature, his profile. Like everything completely transparent.

Topic do you give or only recieve?
Posted 25 Aug 2014 14:47

I give a ho the opportunity to give.

My street name be Gimme Gimme.

Topic What two things would you want with you, if you were stranded on a desert island?
Posted 25 Aug 2014 09:16

A hot girl's left and right boob. For sustenance and inspiration.

Topic How childish! Do you get this?
Posted 25 Aug 2014 09:14

laughing8

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 25 Aug 2014 08:45

//www.youtube.com/embed/umAxuxN9fJU

Was an honest man
Asked me for the phone
Tried to take control

Oh, I don't see it that way
I don't see it that way

Oh, we shared some ideas
All obsessed with fame
Says we're all the same

Oh, I don't see it that way
I don't see it that way

Raised in Carolina
"I'm not like that"
Trying to remind her
When we go back

I missed the last bus, I'll take the next train
I try but you see, it's hard to explain
I say the right things, but act the wrong way
I like it right here, but I cannot stay
I watch the TV; forget what I'm told
Well, I am too young, and they are too old
The joke is on you, this place is a zoo
"You're right it's true"

Says he can't decide
I shake my head to say
Everything's just great

Oh, I just can't remember
I just can't remember

Raised in Carolina, she says:
" I'm not like that"
Trying to remind her
When we go back

I say the right things but act the wrong way
I like it right here but I cannot stay
I watch the TV; forget what I'm told
Well, I am too young, and they are too old
Oh, man, can't you see I'm nervous, so please
Pretend to be nice, so I can be mean
I miss the last bus, we take the next train
I try but you see, it's hard to explain

Topic Age,does it matter?
Posted 24 Aug 2014 15:43

Yes, yes it does.

Do you bring a Happy Meal and some Boone's Farm or do you bring wine and stuff to make her dinner?

Well, how old is she? It matters.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 24 Aug 2014 15:40

https://36.media.tumblr.com/f17638fc03f51d02031546bb94d93b42/tumblr_n0cva0Mxad1qlq9poo8_500.jpg

Topic How many women have you been with at one time?
Posted 24 Aug 2014 14:59

Do maniacs with dissociative personality disorders count? That was never a dull moment.

Topic Nude Photos on your phone
Posted 24 Aug 2014 14:36

True story. A friend of mine used her work iPhone, to record herself and boyfriend, screwing.

Unfortuntely...out of the blue, she was sacked (she later won the unfair dismissal claim). They confiscated her laptop, phone, everything, minutes after she opened the email. The IT Dept was given orders not to allow her to touch any of her work equipment. They copped a good eyeful when going through the contents of her phone.

So, it's a very good idea to NOT use your WORK phone for anything of this nature! I also lock my phone, like Ashleigh does. I don't want any of my private texts, pictures etc, falling into the wrong hands. They'll have to format the phone if they ever want to use it.

I had to confiscate someone's phone at work once and he had naked pictures of his wife on it and she was so ugly. It was really upsetting to me to have to have seen that. I mean she was really really ugly.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 19 Aug 2014 01:15

Dude...



When I clicked on this thread, I was expecting one of your foil cap, drunken, paranoid rants about how aliens already walk among us.

To say I am thoroughly disappointed is an understatement.