Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Treaty with Iran
Posted 15 Jul 2015 15:46



Pretty sure i didnt grow up watching Daffy Duck Jerk Off my dad



No one did, kiera.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 14 Jul 2015 21:43

https://41.media.tumblr.com/3d864f648734c8ae8be27ff91c9b0ea1/tumblr_nlx8xd3U8L1s9z4j6o1_500.jpg

Topic Useful Chart for Writers
Posted 14 Jul 2015 21:34

Is there another word for synonym?


http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/parks18.gif

Topic Interesting site - what brings everyone here?
Posted 14 Jul 2015 21:25

A lot of the members have big butts.

Topic What about your own stories?
Posted 14 Jul 2015 19:21



Good Lord!!

Do you have nothing better to do Jack? That took you like a nano second to jump on my post.

Yes we all know I can't cook pizza thanks to SJ Embarassed



I was just saying. Stephanie is probably a good cook. It was a good metaphor.

Topic What about your own stories?
Posted 14 Jul 2015 19:13



^^^^^^^^^

Pretty much somes it up imo.

That's only if you're a good cook kiera, just saying...

"somes"

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 14 Jul 2015 19:04



http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/20500000/Applejack-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-20527293-570-402.jpg

This thread is a forum game. Please follow the rules. I have no time for these hijinks. Where is a mod when you need one?

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 14 Jul 2015 18:53

Stallion

Topic Sister in law fantasies
Posted 14 Jul 2015 18:50

To those that have suggested writing about it, I have, but apparently i'm a terrible writer and they keep getting rejected :D
Was chatting to her the other day and the feelings are strong in this one. All I can think about when i'm with her is how beautiful she is, I just mealt into her eyes. I think i'm falling for her big time...... She's always on my mind when I masterbate too.....

Sounds like you're pretty close to getting some sister in law stank on your hang low.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 14 Jul 2015 18:30

https://41.media.tumblr.com/4cc77c34a996805b00d9eb9a71b0d14c/tumblr_nqgu3bBrkv1r85qiao1_540.jpg

Topic Useful Chart for Writers
Posted 14 Jul 2015 18:29

Kewl. Now I wanna fill in the blanks, extend the spokes with more words, mount it on a massive turntable and spin to decide how a story should go! :p

Exactly!

Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 14 Jul 2015 18:10

https://41.media.tumblr.com/502b5dad8db23d5b0ca11fa58b9ed8aa/tumblr_nrf8dsL4Hs1u5uxh8o1_540.jpg

Topic Dream golf foursome or dinner party...
Posted 14 Jul 2015 17:53

Joan of Arc - The Maid of Orléans, John II - Duke of Alençon, Étienne de Vignolles - La Hire and Gilles de Rais.

I would be endlessly fascinated having dinner with just one of those people.

Topic Useful Chart for Writers
Posted 14 Jul 2015 16:10

http://lifeh4cks.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lifeh4cks_helpful-chart-when-writing-.jpg

Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 14 Jul 2015 08:59

https://41.media.tumblr.com/005a7600568eb620625777d4081464a1/tumblr_nref33nlJU1rdf5yto1_540.jpg

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 13 Jul 2015 21:22

https://www.youtube.com/embed/bdMMgP6vt2U

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 13 Jul 2015 21:04

https://40.media.tumblr.com/0f54a940f212c2a6262cc57d26b0dbdf/tumblr_nmitw6R8Go1s63gs8o1_540.jpg

Topic Unexpected sex
Posted 13 Jul 2015 20:54

You work too hard to flatter yourself, Jack. You're not worth quoting, most of the time.

Frankly, I can't remember an instance where you've muttered anything memorable.

Legend in your own mind should've been your moniker instead of Wild At Heart or WildChild or whatever you've called yourself.

Many think you're a rabble rousing simpleton. I don't even give you that much credit anymore. Nutbag

You are a donkey puncher, exactly what you advertised yourself as when first you came onto the site.

You flatter me and amuse me at the same time. You said, "I can't remember an instance where you've muttered anything memorable" and then you say "You are a donkey puncher, exactly what you advertised yourself as when first you came onto the site." That was five years ago...but you remember. You contradict yourself and continue to allow me to pull your cord at the same time. All I had to do this time was call you a shit-head boob. It's funny to me.

Topic What is your personality type?
Posted 13 Jul 2015 18:59

On this test you posted I got, ENFP - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving.

In the past when I have done these tests I have also gotten, INFJ - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging. It's always these two I get. They seem very different on the surface but once I read the detailed analysis it seems like just a few questions answered differently depending on my mood will swing the test to either one of these two.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 13 Jul 2015 17:44

I believe jobs is part of Trumps platform yet he got fired from two right after announcing his run for the presidency.

Topic What is your favorite part of a porno?
Posted 13 Jul 2015 17:28



seriously curious, btw. do they make porn in 3-D? just a random thought.

Yes, they are called strippers.

Topic What is your favorite part of a porno?
Posted 13 Jul 2015 17:17



No. I just fast forward to the credit. I like credits. I always stay for them at the movie theater. got to give respect for everyone involved.

There's post credit teasers in some of the newer porns out there. No doubt influenced by the new crop of blockbusters dominating the cinemas. After I watched Two in the Pink and One in the Stink 14 the other day, I sat through the credits and they revealed that there would be two in the stink in part 15. Pretty exciting times.

Topic What is your favorite part of a porno?
Posted 13 Jul 2015 17:09

The credits.

You watch the whole thing?

Freakay.

Topic Cute or Sexy?
Posted 13 Jul 2015 16:17

Haha I knew what you meant when you said "expect cute" but now that I reread it, it is kinda funny. Like, damn, okay you're cute, wasn't gonna say you were anything less.

"most of the sexiness goes on in my head"

I believe that's called depth ;)

Topic Cute or Sexy?
Posted 13 Jul 2015 16:05

If I see a girl and think she is cute then I also think she is sexy because being cute is an attractive quality and attractive women are sexy.

If sexy is what pops into my head when I first see a girl it probably has more to do with what she is wearing and showing.

Not sure if that makes sense... But I think clothes and hairstyle have a lot to do with which words I choose to describe a girl.

To be honest, cute is probably the better compliment of the two.

Topic Profile Playlists - Grooveshark just shut down
Posted 13 Jul 2015 15:58




I use Chrome, but the boyfriend uses FF and has same issue. I asked a few friends and they all said the same thing.

Sounds like you may have found a bug with the site.

Topic Name a theme song for the avatar above yours.
Posted 13 Jul 2015 15:56

Undone (The Sweater Song) ~ Weezer

Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 13 Jul 2015 15:54

http://40.media.tumblr.com/8f013f052479c225cc840d0c7b377b45/tumblr_n5vo2sIAoi1rtkcamo1_500.jpg

Topic Guys, which of the following 4 types of chicks have you had sex with
Posted 13 Jul 2015 15:52





https://upload.lushstories.com/319598216-image.jpg

That's a wig...

Topic Profile Playlists - Grooveshark just shut down
Posted 13 Jul 2015 15:45

totally understandable ... but I am going to miss hitting Magical_Felix's page for his start up music .... I don't know the name of the song he had .... but I sure liked it!

(note, I was not stalking Jack ..... honestly!!) Shhh

https://www.youtube.com/embed/UAi2-mBNvCQ