Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Epilators?
Posted 10 Jun 2015 20:28

And if she adds eco-friendly recycled glass beads to the braid she'll have a DIY anal toy. Super progressive.

Oooo, plus if she gets on top that would make a nice ball tickler. Gotta have multiple uses for things these days. Leave a small footprint.

Topic Epilators?
Posted 10 Jun 2015 19:48

The really creative ones will step up their game with a simple anal braid to finish the look.

I saw that once. I was pretending to listen to her go on about how much warmer music sounds on vinyl. She was distracted enough by the sound of her own voice that it gave me a chance to wiggle her floral panties off and witnessed it. I thought it was a poop at first and cringed but then she explained how it was customary for the Inca woman in pre-columbian america to do this and then, I "got" it.

Topic Epilators?
Posted 10 Jun 2015 19:24

I'm waiting for the handlebar mustache landing strip to become trendy and then I'm all over it.

I think hipster chicks are already doing that. Pretty sure. Handlebars on top and I think they are leaving a flavor saver underneath. On the taint.

Topic Epilators?
Posted 10 Jun 2015 19:19

Heil Clitler?


Topic Things you should not say on a 1st date...
Posted 10 Jun 2015 19:10

Nei, I prefer he isn't too scared to be in a relationship with a woman that has a child.

And some men prefer to date women without children and the child's father lurking around. Gotta be upfront about it.

Topic Epilators?
Posted 10 Jun 2015 19:07

The worst is that little front patch above the clit - which is probably why so many opt for a landing strip or some little pube-shape.

I wonder if the hitler stache look could work for the vagina. Could be a new trend.

Topic Things you should not say on a 1st date...
Posted 10 Jun 2015 14:06

' have a kid? I really should be going soon' Has happened on more than one occasion.

Do you prefer he bangs you first then needs to get going soon?

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 09 Jun 2015 11:03

Topic Epilators?
Posted 09 Jun 2015 10:20

An ex of mine would use one and they do indeed leave red bumps and she would have to wait for the hair to be long enough for the thing to grip it. It took her way longer than shaving too. She'd spend a good 30 minutes torturing herself with it. She liked using it though. This was about 5 years ago so maybe they have gotten better now.

Topic Have you ever sent naked pictures of yourself to someone other than on Lush?
Posted 09 Jun 2015 10:08

A recommended read just for you, cat...

That's right, let's see that pussy too, honey.

Topic Have you ever sent naked pictures of yourself to someone other than on Lush?
Posted 08 Jun 2015 23:42

No. I have never shared pictures of my naked body with anyone, and I never will. My body is my temple. I have just one, and it is mine . The viewing of my body is a gift (a fine-ass gift if I do say so myself), and I'm picky about who I share my gift with. I get one body in this lifetime. So, hell no. It's never happening. I don't care if I were offered money, it's just not happening. Never.

Wow, what a drag...let's see them titties.

Topic Have you ever sent naked pictures of yourself to someone other than on Lush?
Posted 08 Jun 2015 15:30

I accidently sent a picture of my fucking dick to my multimedia teacher in highschool. She gave me an A in that class. She was my favorite teacher.

Topic Readers: Do sex scenes have to be explicit?
Posted 08 Jun 2015 14:46

I actually don't think sex scenes need to be explicit. I think the erotica genre is very closely related to the horror genre and more specifically, the torture horror sub genre. They can both be formulaic and they both must have 'payoff' scenes. Some of the most effective torture scenes have most of the mechanics or action implied or off camera. They will show a pair of pliers about to grip someone's nail then cut to the victims face with some gruesome sound effects and contorted facial expressions. What that does is leave the mechanics of the nail being removed from the finger to the viewer's imagination. The imagination will always be, grosser, scarier and more gruesome than a special effect. You add another shot of a whole bloodied nail on the floor and the viewer just had a pretty visceral experience without ever actually viewing the act. You never actually see a nail removed but your mind thinks it did.

Sex scenes in erotica are like this to me. Everyone has had sex, everyone knows that a dick goes into a pussy. Going on about the mechanics of it is boring, in my opinion. Connecting with the reader on a deeper level is hard. Making them remember the last time they felt that through something other than the explicit description of it can be many times more memorable. It's writing of course so explaining things through looks and such is impossible but if you're creative enough, you don't have to be explicit. Even when writing the most hardcore scenes.

Topic men in stockings and panties yes or no
Posted 07 Jun 2015 20:41

But it used to be so much more fun, the screaming and panic. It was such a party!

You're sick.

Topic men in stockings and panties yes or no
Posted 07 Jun 2015 20:34

When I rob banks, I have the hardest time deciding which kind of stockings to wear. Wearing pantyhose over my head is kind of a waste of the other leg. Though you can stuff money in it, but those dye packs just ruin a good pair of hose.

Then if you wear lacy, that may be less intimidating, and a seam going down face just doesn't flatter me.

I have a friend who robbed bank wearing a pair of those sexy crotchless pantyhose. Yeah, not too bright. His face picture was all over the news.

Buz... It's all electronic now. You don't actually steal bundles of cash anymore. That's some born to lose shit. I don't want to get into the specifics here...but the bank robbing business is less confrontational now.

Topic men in stockings and panties yes or no
Posted 07 Jun 2015 19:45

I would only wear stalkings in two different scenarios.

1. On my head while robbing a bank.

2. On my head while role-playing big bad intruder.

Topic BDSM illustrations and photography
Posted 05 Jun 2015 02:05

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 05 Jun 2015 01:43

Damn. Most of mine can't fit under 5000. In the words of Mark Twain. Once I start writing, I'm too lazy to stop.

Calm down, talking about how big your stories are. It's not how long your story is, it's how they read it.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 05 Jun 2015 01:29

Laughs. Well I can tell you that a couple of words does make a difference! I had to cut out 'timidly' and 'Bucks' from my story to hit 3500 on the dot. I want my words back!!!

That's a joke, obviously. No one but me would miss them in the story, but it did prove difficult getting the story closed properly right at 3500. Having such limits really does add to the difficulty. You either under write and miss an opportunity at development or you end up having a noticeably abrupt ending. I think I managed to balance it pretty well.

Really? Shit, I'm gonna have to add some filler to mine to make it that freakin long. 3,500??? Fuck!

Topic New Erotica Author looking to network =)
Posted 05 Jun 2015 01:24

Look man, I probably won't bother with the newsletter and all that shit. But I'm not the norm. I did want to post to congratulate you on how well your YA novel seems to be doing though. Over 100 reviews on amazon is pretty cool and no easy feat. Well done and I wish you luck on all your future writing endeavors.

Topic Sexualization of Young Women
Posted 04 Jun 2015 15:31

The two-piece swimming suit was an example posted by one of the women I mentioned, not mine.

My own involvement is really a sort of general irritation that any mention of the subject comes down to "pervy men" and "how dare they look at my child that way".

Instead of swim suits you could talk about pageants, or little girls (or boys for that matter) salsa dancing. There are a lot of examples we could talk about.

Because it is pervy... It's like some dude coming up to you and saying, "your grandma's sweater is looking a little tight around her breasts. You should tell her not to dress like that so my mind doesn't wonder." You'd probably wonder what the fuck is in that dudes head because normal people aren't sexualizing your grandma in the same way they aren't sexualizing little girls. Little girls will be sexualized by creeps and pedos no matter what they wear, not by normal people, by creeps and pedos.

Topic Is cybersex cheating?
Posted 04 Jun 2015 13:46

You're so jugemental . But i used to feel the same way about those who who read/wrote in that category before it was removed.
Yes, people come here and do that creepy shit . Want names?

I judged thee, a creepy little turd. Guilty.

Want names?


Topic Post your shoe porn here...
Posted 04 Jun 2015 12:21

Recently bought myself a pair of these. I'm still in the 'don't want to get them dirty' stage so I think hard about where I choose to wear them haha.

Topic If Jurassic Park came true
Posted 04 Jun 2015 11:39

I would attach a frickin giant laser beam to a megalodon's head.

Topic Sexualization of Young Women
Posted 04 Jun 2015 11:31

Regardless of this topic. You're always going to encounter defensiveness and resistance when you tell another person how to parent their children, especially if you don't know them. Even telling your own siblings how to parent your nieces and nephews won't be taken too kindly.

Is dressing your 6 year old in a two piece inappropriate? I don't think it is really. I guess it depends on the suit. Two pieces made for adults are way different than the ones made for children though. I guess it depends on the location as well. I mean, I probably wouldn't let my own child go swimming if me or her mother are not present though and I wouldn't take them swimming somewhere with creeps around.

So really, not sure why it would be inappropriate for my child to wear a two piece. And yeah, I would be suspicious of the person pointing it out to me and saying it's inappropriate... Like, what the fuck are they thinking as they look at my child swimming?

Topic Is cybersex cheating?
Posted 04 Jun 2015 07:06

Before you make that call i think that you have to take it a step further. For Example; If Cousins, distant Cousins, Siblings , family members , etc......were to hook up and indulge in cyber sex with one another?

Would that be considered incest? If the answer is no, then how could you make a case that cyber sex is cheating/ infidelity?

You're a creepy little turd.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:44

sorry. i am currently role-playing a guy as research for a story i'm doing - just got carried away at trying to be as realistic as possible. BOOBS!

BUTTS. Realistically, we like butts more than boobs. Big butts, rookie.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:35

and if you have dreams, maybe one day you'll touch an actual live woman. not the sex dolls that you usually are touching. btw, i looked them up online - the realisitc ones? those things are expensive!

You see, this is the kind of predictable writing that holds you back in these comps and especially against me. You go for a, frankly, lame and unbelievable joke then expose yourself by letting me know you've been doing this type of sex doll research. You better up your game if you're entering this comp.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:20

it would be fun to crush you like a grape before you even got out of the gate, actually. i'm all over this idea. :)

That's cute. It's good to have dreams, young Rachel. If you reach for the stars you might touch the sky.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:13

i'll enter if you both enter. and send me $40 each. and buy me an island.

You know, it would be awesome in the comps if it was bracket style. With quarter-finals, semi-finals and a grand final. One on one elimination. Like me breezing over you in the quarters to barely edge out SITTING in the semis to make it to the final to beat the best of the rest. That would be rad.