Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 13 Oct 2014 13:27

I've been in many situations where we were plainly outnumbered by the people we were dealing with, and only skill at de-escalating someone's temper saved them from instigating a lethal force incident.


Topic Disciplining and correcting your sub
Posted 13 Oct 2014 13:14

Remind her that she is in a long distance sub/master relationship. She will probably cry and not get out of bed for several days. That'll show her.

Topic Do you remember the first thing to turn you on?
Posted 13 Oct 2014 09:20

Topic I need help with some advice
Posted 12 Oct 2014 16:29

Maybe you should trim it up a bit before you tell him how you feel. Come clean when you come clean, if you will.

Topic Fat ass slave
Posted 11 Oct 2014 17:13

Fine, fine, I won't intervene between you and that fat bitch. You can degrade that obese slutbag in any way you want, I promise, you'll keep exclusivity on insulting her grotesque dumpy ass.

That was uncalled for. She's a person with real dreams and hopes.

Just kidding, it's probably some stupid dude that gets off on weird shit like this.

Topic Fat ass slave
Posted 11 Oct 2014 16:58

Oh god, someone willingly asking to be degraded publicly.

Hey Felix, feel like teaming up on that one?

Don't piggy back on my shit.

Get it?

Piggy back.

Topic Fat ass slave
Posted 11 Oct 2014 16:52

Don't start stupid threads like this or I'll cut some bacon off your back.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 18:30

I'm not sure how you came to that incorrect conclusion.

No, you haven't "got it" and I'm guessing you won't, you seem to have missed my point completely.

Anyway MF, we're hogging the thread here, so I will step back.

Feel free to PM me if you're not done yet xx

I came to it by reading your posts. I then went to the homepage to see what you are talking about and all I saw was one story with a step sibling tag.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 18:18

No, that's not what I said.

I can (and do) choose not to read the stories by flicking my middle finger and moving along.

The category was banned.

I would prefer to have the choice not to see them at all.

I think I've made my position quite clear.

So as you are scrolling on the homepage the tag "step sibling" is what is ruining your experience. One little tag on a story. Got it.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 18:09

I know that they are there because I see them when I open the Lush Stories home page. That's one of the points I made before - I can't block them now - did you not understand my post?

And yes, incest offends me, always has. I make no apology for that.

The category was banned but is now insidiously back on the site, I think that's a real shame.

So like what? The story includes "step sibling fucking" in the title or something? And you are not able to scroll past that? That is what you are saying?

I just looked at the homepage now... Seems like there is one step sibling story and it is well tagged. You said that the reluctance is fine because it is well tagged.

On a side note... I see there is a story on the front page tagged "rape" what verifier approved that? LOL

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 17:55

I don't read them, but I also would rather not see them on my personal version of the Lush home page. At least, when it was a bona fide category, I had that option.

In BDSM and reluctance, there seems to be a difference in that it is role play or whatever and it's generally well tagged and I would be hesitant and careful in my reading of those categories, but the whole psuedo thing is pretty blatant.

At least reinstate the banned genre, or please make it a category that can be blocked. I personally don't want to see it and I don't want it sneaked in the back door (fnarr).

If you say they aren't tagged and you don't read them... How do you even know they are there then?

The BDSM and reluctance are as thinly veiled as a step sibling story. It just offends your sensibilities where a reluctance story could offend someone else. Everything is bound to offend someone.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 17:38

"technically" that may be the case, but I'm sure you are aware what has happened here - it's just psuedo/step/soft/incest - remove the "step" and it's the same as it was before the ban. Too much onus on the mods? Either you allow it or you don't - now, you are allowing it, under a changed name. It's easy - if it's between relatives, step or otherwise, then (in my opinion) it falls under the incest category - to call it taboo is a cop out.

Honestly, I think it's a retrogade step and as I mentioned before, you can't even block it any more - or is there a way to block step incest that I'm unaware of?

I thought it was a brave move to remove the category, which I applauded, but now it appears to be back, sneakier, but just as strong as ever...

Allowing step incest is very far from black and white in my opinion. It's simply allowing a softer, more palatable (UGH) version of it to appease those who demand it.

You might as well reinstate the original category and at least be honest about your stance and allow those, who don't wish to see it, a way to not have to see it.


You can say that about most of the categories. Like, take reluctance for example. You take out a couple lines here and there and it might as well be rape. If you put the lines back in, it is now reluctance.

Just don't read step sibling stories if you don't like them.

Topic Just imagine , If Boys can read your mind ? are you afraid of this ?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 17:34

*does best to keep a straight face*

In all seriousness, some would. Not all, but some.

For the record. I would use this power to drop panties and get my bills paid.

Topic When you drink alone?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 17:31

Yes Hera. If you were alone and you had a drink that qualifies you drunken

I'm about the same as you perhaps even less often. Even then I will only have one. Im very careful now not to do anything to upset cows. The cow thing was ten years ago when I was young and silly. I'm sure she has recovered from the insults by now. Lol

Are you sure you're not drunk right now ?

Topic When you drink alone?
Posted 10 Oct 2014 15:16

Do you drink when you're alone? If you do/have before, have you done anything you were ashamed of or you think was hilarious or just downright mean?

I got absolutely shit-faced one night while drinking alone at home. A week prior to this, one of my boyfriends female friends had ticked me off big time. I woke up the morning after my drinking spree terribly hung over and couldn't remember much. I went to my living room and saw a couple of messages on my phone. Well there were 5 to be exact. They were from the female friends husband telling me several times that if I ever phoned their house again calling his wife a cow and mooing he would come to my house and slap my face. Then I remembered. In my drunken haze I had phoned her because evidently she ticked me off even worse when I was drunk. Her name was Deirdre and that name always reminded me of a cow. Sooooo according to him I had phoned their house repeatedly mooing at "Deirdre the cow". I never saw them again. T

Trinket, no.

If you need help or you need to talk to someone, I'm here.

Topic What was your High School Mascot?
Posted 09 Oct 2014 22:26

Topic Your total turn off word?
Posted 09 Oct 2014 15:58

Quit acting like a rectum with me, you stupid ding-a-ling.

I'm just going to act like I didn't see this.

Topic best position to try anal
Posted 09 Oct 2014 15:54

When you're a CEO and she needs a raise.

Topic Your total turn off word?
Posted 09 Oct 2014 15:49

Is it any acceptable when referring to your vagina, as in "let me lick that wonderful cunt of yours" ?

You should use coochie instead.

Topic What was your High School Mascot?
Posted 09 Oct 2014 15:13

The stalker-baits.

Topic New Rule by U.S. Forest Service comes with $1000 for taking pictures in National Parks
Posted 09 Oct 2014 15:09

Did you guys actually read the article? This thread makes it sound like no one can take pictures in a national park without getting fined but that just isn't true. It says members of the press must get a press pass before taking pictures. That's it. You still can if you want. Obviously, this law is designed to keep mobs of reporters from trampling and littering the grounds in the event some kind of breaking news happens in a park. I'm sure celebrities that want to enjoy a national park can do so now without paparazzi following them as well.

Topic Camping
Posted 08 Oct 2014 17:03


Topic Needhelp from the ladies very badly
Posted 08 Oct 2014 15:42



Topic Needhelp from the ladies very badly
Posted 08 Oct 2014 14:56

take your time a rose will bloom in time...

I think she's in her sixties, dude. Not sure taking more time is the answer. Look, not trying to be insensitive but I think the rose bloomed long ago and is more like one of those flattened roses you find in some book.

Topic Anal tips.
Posted 08 Oct 2014 11:52

Tell her to not do anal when she has one in the chamber. What the fuck.

Topic Needhelp from the ladies very badly
Posted 08 Oct 2014 10:18

Tell her to hold a flesh light for you while you fuck it.

Topic How many of your bfs or husbands friends have you fucked either behind his back or he knows about?
Posted 08 Oct 2014 10:14


You're asking this under the assumption that we (women) have all fucked around on our significant others with said significant others' friends.


Topic Do you enjoy naughty chat?
Posted 08 Oct 2014 02:11

I like talking about doing it monkey style.

Topic How long will you wait for the one you love, whose with someone else?
Posted 06 Oct 2014 20:32

But with all due respect right? Lol ok Ricky Bobbie. You have a better option?

You grab her by the back of the hair, look her in the eye and whisper aggressively. "You know I don't like dealing with any other motherfuckers."

Topic How long will you wait for the one you love, whose with someone else?
Posted 06 Oct 2014 19:52

It is not always that easy. Life is short but the one you love, is the one you love. You cannot turn your heart of like a switch. Something waiting is the only thing you can do. Time rules all and time heals all. To say someone can just walk away saying life is too short, is not looking at it from the side that is desperate to keep that love. I know first hand, how hard waiting is. But if it's the one, the prize is worth the wait.
Sir Dominic

With all due respect, sounds like some punk ass bitch made shit.