Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic I AM
Posted 19 Jun 2015 03:49

And I AM going to say that with MOST people, you're absolutely correct. There are those however such that ignoring them doesn't work either. There are those who stalk and harass others for kicks. I've never had much in the way of tolerance for bullies and even at this point in my life that still holds true. So, while I don't seek out confrontation, when a given individual sees fit to go beyond merely being obnoxious to utilizing ANY excuse to annoy me needlessly I tire of the childish BS. Sadly this is one such instance and as you yourself have noted, this trash isn't reserved for me alone. The only way I've ever found to deal with a bully is to stand up to them and REFUSE TO BE bullied. (Stalkers and those who continually harass also BEING bullies. ;) )

Refuse all you want... All I have to do is call you a power-bottom and you FREAK OUT. It's so funny. It makes you seem like a crazy person (which isn't as funny because it's true, but still)

Topic I AM
Posted 19 Jun 2015 03:44

I am reluctantly defending Felix's right to be all asshole, all the time. He's consistent, and unapologetic, and since he's an assshole to everyone, always, it's hard to feel singled out.

Please don't hurt me.

I am recalling that I once asked verbal if that was his hair or a hoodie in his avatar. Did he start crying? Did he call for an internet ban? No, he didn't. He isn't some dork ass loser who would be actually affected by such hijinks. That's why he is better than you crybabies.

Topic I AM
Posted 19 Jun 2015 03:38

at some point, you either get out of Jack's way or ignore him. The THRILL is the reactions you give him.

and it's highly entertaining for the rest of us!

I am giving you

As WMM has said a few times..

Did you just quote that scared lil bitch? I change my mind.

Topic I AM
Posted 19 Jun 2015 03:31

i am utterly amused

I am as well.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 19 Jun 2015 03:19

Lmao, what? you gonna kick him in the nuts?

There is no comparison between the two. One is a semi contact sport at best , the other is a collision/ contact sport .

Rugby players don't wear pads/ helmets . Still, they don't have the concussion problems the NFL has.

You're a slow adult, ajax... Talking about a kick in the nuts... Your online girlfriend (keira (LOL)) was too embarrassed to admit you were her online boyfriend when asked. Ajax, you are a slow adult. A slow adult. sign5

Topic Am I in an abusive relationship?
Posted 19 Jun 2015 03:14

I have to agree with you there MF. (just a little)

I don't see the relevance of what some of that has to do with her in her being in an abusive relationship. Or for us to all know but whatever.

My 2 cents

Good luck Lucy.

It's bullshit.

Topic Am I in an abusive relationship?
Posted 19 Jun 2015 03:13

Hi all

A quick update - I am moving within the next week, having found a lovely place to rent. Whether I can leave quietly or not remains to be seen but I am prepared to face the fear and do it anyway.

I don't need to defend my Dom : ) - but just to add, I have been seeing my marriage more and more negatively over the last year. It is just perhaps that more recently, having spent time with Master Nick has accelerated some of those reflections because I have noticed how differently he treats me - ie - with respect.

He has helped me explore my sexually submissive side in a positive way and that is wonderful.

I am learning a lot with my counsellor about my own behavior so I can really work at having better relationships full stop.

Well, wish me luck for the great escape!!

Okay, hold the phone... So you were having trouble with your marriage but you were also engaged in a real life dom/sub relationship on the side? ....It doesn't take a detective to sniff out a problem with this scenario.

You say your master nick made you see the light because he treats you with respect? Respect?? Yet, in this thread where you expose some pretty personal shit he comes in to basically brag? (I use the word brag from "master" nick's perspective because to me, it is cringeworthy at best.) But he did come in to brag. It's so fucking repulsive if true. Vomit, comes to mind. But It smells more like bullshit to me. It all smells heavily of bullshit. It's so off-putting and fascinating at the same time, wether true or not. I wish I could see every motivation behind all of this nonsense.

"Oh my god I'm leaving my husband, he sucks."

"This is so horrible... BUT I have trained my sub in the ways of the lifestyle and treated her with respect . The quality of sex I have shown her ass has influenced her decision to leave her husband."

Look, I know that sex is the ultimate motivator. But the way it has been presented in this thread. In such a bullshit fashion. In a "I'm going to come brag on the internet" stupid ass bullshit fashion... Is just so fucking stupid beyond belief. The reality of you and master nick makes me feel so sorry for you. If 'you' and 'master nick' are even more than one person.

If it's true... You two must be some pathetic ass coupling.

If it isn't true and you're posting this for whatever weird reason... It is truly sad.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 20:46

I AM just catching up on reading the posts I've missed the past few days....and this has to be one of the most childish things I've ever seen on Lush...and there are some seriously immature people here, so that says quite a lot. binky

And no need to respond. It's strictly an observation that requires no comeback.

That was pretty childish, I'll admit... That's why it's so funny though. I mean, if someone said something that childish to you, would you freak out? I'm pretty sure that's why weavindreams didn't want to repeat what I said. "You called me a power-bottom, and this upsets me beyond belief!" It sounds silly. It's silly.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 18:02

Really... I AM amazed that some one who CLAIMS to be so very intelligent can't manage to count the number of people you've seen fit to needlessly attack, insult, stalk and harass. I AM even more amazed that you can't seem to count the number of posts you've made to numerous people on this thread that fall into those categories. AND, if there is any truth to what I've heard I AM further amazed that someone who has already been suspended once wouldn't KNOW what the next step in the progression is.

I am still waiting for you to remind me of what I specifically said in this thread to cause such outrage.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 15:14

I Am thinking that you being banned for this flagrant disregard for the rules would be hilarious, as well as JUST!

I am wondering exactly what it was I said this time to merit such a punishment.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 13:41

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I AM in complete and total agreement!

The only ones outraged are you though... It's funny.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 13:18

I AM SURE that none of the four of us was engaged in any "pity party" we're just fed up with YOU and your cheap shit uncalled for nonsense. But, what's truly hilarious here isn't your sorry attempts at humor, it's that you feel free to ignore the rules that apply to us to such an extent that there is NO WAY to defend your actions without losing ANY SEMBLENCE of credibility.

I am getting you some tissues for your pity party.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 11:46

I agree with those three.

I am amazed that you continue to read all my posts then. Feel free to join their pity party.

Topic Why would a guy?
Posted 17 Jun 2015 11:44

Thanks to everyone who has given me advice. I have tried talking to him, wearing sexy things, trying to get things going before we go to bed. I have just let him know how he makes me feel. I havent gotten answers yet, but I have made my point clear. Sometimes it takes him a while to express what is going on with him. Int the mean time, I am so happy to have some friends to talk to and lean on.

Sounds like you gave him a talk. "We need to talk" is the unsexiest phrase in the English language. It's scary actually. Doesn't inspire boners. Just sayin.

Topic I AM
Posted 16 Jun 2015 16:54

I AM marveling at the brazenness of these posts. The moreso as it isn't even permitted in the Rage Cage.

Felix I thought you had to be eighteen to be on here ? ... Why don't you do everyone a favour and come back when you've grown up eh kid ?

I am going to have to call a waaambulance.

Topic I AM
Posted 16 Jun 2015 16:06

Oh shit was you trying to be funny then.... Oh well remind me next time to laugh......sleepy4 sleepy4

But hey least you proved my earlier point of you being an A*****E!

I promised I wouldn't tease you too much, because of course, you were crying about my post. Walk away from your computer Carl_H.

Topic Best experience on Lush?
Posted 16 Jun 2015 15:36

I really enjoyed doing my collaborations with Stephanie and Magical Felix. They're both very well respected writers on this website.

You're a sweetheart. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Topic I AM
Posted 16 Jun 2015 15:33

I AM WONDERING WHY this guy is allowed to insult anyone he pleases on any thread he pleases. I AM also pretty certain I didn't post a damned thing to him much less anything to provoke this needless crap...AGAIN!

I am wondering the same, time and again he does it and gets away with insulting people.......But then again he is an A*****E and that's what they do!

I am agreeing with both of the above....seems he can get away with it time and again but the jokes wearing a bit thin now.

You guy's are like the Avengers if the Avengers were a bunch of crybabies.

Crybabies assemble!

Topic I AM
Posted 16 Jun 2015 09:55

I AM recuperating AGAIN (damned neck and shoulder!)

Were you being a power-bottom when you got hurt? Did the guy grip your neck too hard? That's not cool. I'm concerned, hope you are back to 100% soon.

Topic Am I in an abusive relationship?
Posted 16 Jun 2015 09:51

Hi there everyone, I am Lucy's Master, and introduced her to Lush. I apologise for not having contributed here before but I have been offline due to a hardware issue.

On Lucy's behalf, I would like to thank you all for your good advice and positive thoughts directed towards Lucy. I am sure she has not mentioned me out of respect and discretion, but I can assure you all that over the past three months I have enjoyed training her in teaching her about her submissive side. She is a delight to bring new experiences to, but there are many years of contrary behaviour to correct.

Indeed, the quality of our sex has maybe had an impact on her decision, but I know this process, these thoughts, started more than a few months ago. I have offered advice when asked, and provided support. But it wasn't until last week, when she shared with me her original post, that I understood the nature of her married relationship, and like you, was horrified. I defined the relationship as being Dom/sub, with none of the respect or pleasure, and therefore, effectively abusive. She is attempting to increase her network of friends, having been stifled over the years.

As an involved party, but not really involved, I am seeking to respect her decision. I am recently separated myself (7 months), after a long marriage, so feel I can offer relevant advice.

So I wanted you to know that I exist, and that my Lucy Slut is performing above expectations, and receiving comfort in that sense. I suppose practical help at this stage would be if anyone has a flat share available in London, then message Lucy. I know that is occupying her time and energy. In the meantime, rest assured that she has my support. Thanks to all. xx

This thread was pretty depressing to read through until this post...that's just hilarious.

Topic Why would a guy?
Posted 16 Jun 2015 01:13

Why would a guy sit up late at night watching porn when he could get into bed with a woman and actually have sex?

Because he can't stand said woman.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Jun 2015 23:00

Probably one of my favorite songs.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 20:21

When it comes to soccer I'm just an outsider really. But I would like to see them change the rules to allow for fast breaks. Of course the scores would be higher.

Fast breaks is how half the goals are scored Buz-o.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 20:18

Is that the sport where they run around and kick the ball and when they are barely touched throw themselves on ground like they were gored by a bull?

Nope. I watch American football where the violence is real. Lol

Sounds like you have never played soccer. Run full speed at me and it wouldn't take much to make you roll around on the ground.

I don't really want to get into comparing the two anyway. One has pads and to be honest, not many people that look like you, chuckepoo, get into the "violence".

Topic Sexualization of Young Women
Posted 15 Jun 2015 19:18

A belt will cure this problem... Wait, parents are no longer allowed to use a belt.

Mexican parents still use a belt, they don't give a fuck. That chancla.

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 15 Jun 2015 18:56

Bouncing off the walls!

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 18:01

3-3 now motherfuckers.

Topic Volunteers Requested!
Posted 15 Jun 2015 17:26

And now that you've defiantly responded in this thread, you'll actually be the main feature of my documentary. thumbright

Seriously though, I forgot to mention it in my opening post, but this will be in fact a short music video (only around 1:30).

Hopefully produced with trippy music and edgy imagery...

You have my permission to quote me on that. I definitely stand by my statement of, "more stories with big butts in them".

Topic Volunteers Requested!
Posted 15 Jun 2015 17:12

Fuck man, I was gonna draw a felix head and on a girl's titties but I don't think that will beat a fucking documentary.

Good luck!

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 17:05

BOOM 2-1 Aztecs!