Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 16 Aug 2014 11:12



Oh I forget, you have PERFECT people like FELIX to make all of those decisions

Now you're making some sense. Finally.

Topic What is it about older women that attracts younger men?
Posted 16 Aug 2014 09:27

I don't really know for sure what actually attracts me more. BUT....
Women are like scotch.
A young scotch (or your favorite type of drink) will get you to your destination pretty quick.
A mature scotch, (again,your favorite type of drink) I find just as much pleasure to enjoy the taste and aroma, as it is the destination.

Wait... So older women have a stronger aroma? :(

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 16 Aug 2014 09:08

Interesting reading. Pure garbage, but interesting reading.

I've stated that OURS is NOT a rape culture (the fact that some of you HAVE been rape victims does not alter my view on this). Rape cultures DO exist in this world of that there is no doubt. Have any of you kept abreast of the news from the Middle East? Specifically as it regards ISIS and it's doings? Such as the capture of hundreds of women who will be used as sex slaves by ISIS? OR the hundreds MORE they didn't want... and buried alive... along with who knows how many children. How about the decree by the government there that ALL women from 14-46 MUST be "circumcised"? Or, maybe you've rad about Boko Harum in Nigeria? Or... do I REALLY NEED to recite the LITANY of barbaric acts perpetrated against women in parts of this world that DO NOT benefit from the PROTECTIONS that women in Western nations enjoy and take for granted?


@SHE Your assertion that I "hid" behind amendments to our Constitution that can be found in our Bill of Rights was ironic to the point of nearly being hysterical. WHY? Because that is the EXACT SAMETHING Muslim MEN say about? WESTERN WOMEN! Those amendments that you chose to "poo poo" as just so much meaningless drivel are what protect us ALL. BE THANKFUL that NO government agency gets to determine what rights any of us SHOULD or SHOULD NOT have... YET! Nor, do ANY of us really want that! Unless you don't MIND the RISK that having the WRONG person (or persons) making those determinations poses. I DO mind! As did those "fools" who wrote the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Be VERY CAREFUL what you wish for, you MIGHT GET IT!

The California Supreme Court has ruled that: Silence CAN be held against you in court. The Patriot Act gutted the 4th amendment, THIS (if it's allowed to stand) would gut the 5th. Many of you want to gut the 2nd. Hmmm chop, chop, chop, one hatchet cut at a time...

As to the TROLL thing, I'm glad you've found a way to those who would DARE to disagree with you. (Hmmm 1st amendment? NAH we don't need no stinkin' Bill of Rights! ISIS don't have no stinkin' Bill of Rights! China don't have no stinkin' Bill of Rights.... Cheech WHO?


Have a nice day, but do the world a favor and WAKE UP!

It's a good thing that laws were passed to stop lead based paints from being used inside of people's homes where children could eat the paint that chipped off the walls.

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 16 Aug 2014 08:55

Eric Hibbeler

https://40.media.tumblr.com/b30246eeb2926e728a690e236efa0d11/tumblr_n6g0mmFBBv1rdbzvxo1_500.jpg

https://40.media.tumblr.com/167aeb546d3b01b15c7ed80ce43b37c6/tumblr_n6g0mmFBBv1rdbzvxo4_500.jpg

https://36.media.tumblr.com/3b78251c698dda7b029606a67049e38f/tumblr_n6g0mmFBBv1rdbzvxo6_500.jpg

https://40.media.tumblr.com/000684de53a79a3ba934ce31044fe479/tumblr_n6g0mmFBBv1rdbzvxo3_500.jpg

Topic Guys, what is your favorite kind of porn to watch?
Posted 15 Aug 2014 18:29

It's hard to find but I like these porn video where a girl spends a lot of time making her hair and makeup perfect then the guy just jizzes on it. That's all it is.

Just jizzing on girls right after they get all ready.

Just jizzing all over.

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 15 Aug 2014 17:51

Lazy as fuuuuck

Topic Does it bother you when a woman does this during sex?
Posted 15 Aug 2014 17:40

Yeah, I hate selfish ass bitches who only think of themselves during sex.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Aug 2014 09:33

//www.youtube.com/embed/lXVT8Akv7BM

A sea of waves,
We hug the same plank
Just as I had rehearsed it over in my brain
(I saw your end)

If the waves suck you in, and you drown

If like you should sink down beneath
I'll swim down. Would you? You?

You hang the anchors over my neck
I liked it at first
But the more you you laughed, the crazier I became

The waves suck you in, and you drown

If like you should sink down beneath
I'll swim down. Would you?

Is that what you want?
You... Is that what you want?

Wave...wave...

If like you should sink down beneath, I'll swim down,
Would you?

Is that what you want?
With you
Is this what you want?
With you, you

Escape...below...

Topic Honestly... (Are YOU a little bit Racist?)
Posted 14 Aug 2014 07:56



Keep it funny and not nasty

I cannot promise that.

Topic Sleeping Away From Home
Posted 12 Aug 2014 18:34

I sleep like a baby at other people's houses because I'm usually drunk or all fucked out.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 12 Aug 2014 09:22



And then you have people like me who will basically either give a 5 or not score it at all. I think I may have given a 4 once.

It was you who gave me that 4, wasn't it... I thought we were friends... How dare you...

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Aug 2014 08:45

//www.youtube.com/embed/nk4P03R3Hts

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Aug 2014 08:45

//www.youtube.com/embed/P-F7AS-Xhus

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 11 Aug 2014 09:47

//www.youtube.com/embed/DoGe2P2zErM

Saw you making eyes at me
Hotels are loneliest
in little miss New Jersey
Back to work and on your feet
and oh, you're so far away
and God knows when
I'd ever get the chance
to touch your hands
you know we'll never date let alone be friends
you're so far away
it hurts so bad

Softly walk away from me
Goodbyes are loneliest
When you know we'll never meet
Face to face or feet to feet
and oh, you're so far away
and God knows when
I'd ever get the chance
to touch your hands
you know we'll never date let alone be friends
you're so far away
it hurts so bad

Topic Do you think that you could sit
Posted 11 Aug 2014 02:04


wow

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/488778216052899841/mRPLW62Z_400x400.jpeg

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 11 Aug 2014 02:02



Hi Jack, you might want to retract the above statement... Embarassed

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/ms-x.aspx

I just blocked you.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 11 Aug 2014 01:58



or whether they like or dislike the author... or how that particular author has voted on their own story... or whether the author has offended them in a chat session... or whether the author has made a forum post they disagree with... or, or, etc.


To be honest, the "problem" isn't the scoring system.

It's people who think all perfect 5's from their thirsty friends makes them a better writer. It's people who lie to themselves thinking they are a better writer when they ask people to give them a score. It's people who intentionally try to lower a popular or better author's score because they think their own now higher overall score makes them a better author. It's people who are so weak they will give you a 2 on a story out of hate or jealousy. It's people who recieve a 4 from someone and then go and give that person a 3 for daring to think their shit story should only get a generous 4. It's people who write a story because they want to recieve votes and lie to themselves that they got those votes because someone enjoyed their writing and not because they begged, sent nudes, mass emailed everyone, and generally nagged to get those votes.

I have never understood how anyone can get any satisfaction from that, but they do. No voting system can really get rid of that element on Lush. It's like a girl scout who had her dad, who is a boss, take all her cookies to his office and force his employees to buy them all versus the girl scout who went door to door dragging her cookies in a cart to try and sell them all. So the door to door girl scout didn't sell as many as the girl scout with the boss daddy... Does that really make the girl scout with the boss daddy a better girl scout? I don't think so.

There will always be cheap ass people. No voting system will ever change that.

Topic Honestly... (Are YOU a little bit Racist?)
Posted 10 Aug 2014 09:08



Clarify your view please. I am interested my dyslexia makes me sometimes hard but I do want to know want you mean.

I guess I can understand this, pretty girls sometimes make me hard. But what part of my post exactly do you wish me to clarify?

What are your views on this and I am tired? Thank you

I am not sure if you are tired.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 10 Aug 2014 08:26

Sure have. But I'll try not to write a melancholic poem about it, ha ;) x

This is probably the most considerate thing I have ever read.

Topic What is your favourite scent?
Posted 10 Aug 2014 08:16

The scent of another woman.

Hooo-Aah!

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Topic Smitten with a young woman and she's probably not interested. Advice?
Posted 09 Aug 2014 10:57



Plus imagine someone you don't really know messaging you on a social media site, commenting about how they would look into that person's light brown eyes as their tongue circled her clit - teasing it slowly, leaving a wet trail that would be refreshed with his tongue as soon as it started to dry, and all the while tongue and clit never colliding. I would imagine from the girl's point of view she would think the guy is a pervert.

No way, girls like guys with a little edge. Say it exactly like that. That you would lick her clit while staring into her brown eye. It's dirty and romantic. plus you'll be original, not like the other guys being push overs.

Topic Smitten with a young woman and she's probably not interested. Advice?
Posted 09 Aug 2014 01:00



Lol. If only you weren't being sarcastic ... I'm actually quite skilled with my tongue - and I mean that in more ways than one. thumbup

I'm not being sarcastic... You should write a story about that and send it to her. Tell her how the best way to finger a girl is with your tongue.

I'm also serious about showing up at her house. Like, girls love that shit. After you blast her favorite song, be all "where art thou sweet Juliet, my tongue is ready if your body is, girl."

Topic Smitten with a young woman and she's probably not interested. Advice?
Posted 09 Aug 2014 00:44

Why not send her a sexy story you wrote ( in private) maybe about how you'd please her


Oh my god, THIS.

Definitely send her a sexy story you wrote. Make sure the girl character has her name too. She would love that.

Also if she doesn't respond to that you should show up at her house with a boom-box above your head and play her favorite song loudly like John Cusack in "Say Anything".

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 08 Aug 2014 01:15

//www.youtube.com/embed/bqcwG9Pdhqg

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 08 Aug 2014 01:12

//www.youtube.com/embed/b8-tXG8KrWs

Topic Would you choose love or money?
Posted 08 Aug 2014 00:58

I love money.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 08 Aug 2014 00:55

http://std3.ru/a2/94/1369438725-a294f28ee284fc9781e62fc3fb0f89e0.jpeg

Topic Honestly... (Are YOU a little bit Racist?)
Posted 03 Aug 2014 01:25

Everyone is a lil racist. It is the way our brains work wether you like it or not. Our brains compartmentalize everything, including people. If our brains didn't do that we'd have a hard time grasping the world in general.

I am actually leery of people that say they are absolutely not racist at all, and that they don't see skin color or culture, or hold no prejudices. It makes me feel like they are dishonest or overly politically correct without really believing what they say or that they are actively racist and are just saying that to cover up a feeling they have that they might think others notice.

Has this worked for thousands of years? So will it now?


I am not quite sure what you are asking.

Topic Hot & Crazy vs Cute & All Banked Up
Posted 31 Jul 2014 04:08

This thread is just dumb.

Topic Would you or have you ever dated or had sex with a Little Person?
Posted 31 Jul 2014 03:28

I have dated my fair share of Asian girls.