Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Does it bother you when a woman does this during sex?
Posted 15 Aug 2014 17:40

Yeah, I hate selfish ass bitches who only think of themselves during sex.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Aug 2014 09:33

//www.youtube.com/embed/lXVT8Akv7BM

A sea of waves,
We hug the same plank
Just as I had rehearsed it over in my brain
(I saw your end)

If the waves suck you in, and you drown

If like you should sink down beneath
I'll swim down. Would you? You?

You hang the anchors over my neck
I liked it at first
But the more you you laughed, the crazier I became

The waves suck you in, and you drown

If like you should sink down beneath
I'll swim down. Would you?

Is that what you want?
You... Is that what you want?

Wave...wave...

If like you should sink down beneath, I'll swim down,
Would you?

Is that what you want?
With you
Is this what you want?
With you, you

Escape...below...

Topic Honestly... (Are YOU a little bit Racist?)
Posted 14 Aug 2014 07:56



Keep it funny and not nasty

I cannot promise that.

Topic Sleeping Away From Home
Posted 12 Aug 2014 18:34

I sleep like a baby at other people's houses because I'm usually drunk or all fucked out.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 12 Aug 2014 09:22



And then you have people like me who will basically either give a 5 or not score it at all. I think I may have given a 4 once.

It was you who gave me that 4, wasn't it... I thought we were friends... How dare you...

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Aug 2014 08:45

//www.youtube.com/embed/nk4P03R3Hts

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Aug 2014 08:45

//www.youtube.com/embed/P-F7AS-Xhus

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 11 Aug 2014 09:47

//www.youtube.com/embed/DoGe2P2zErM

Saw you making eyes at me
Hotels are loneliest
in little miss New Jersey
Back to work and on your feet
and oh, you're so far away
and God knows when
I'd ever get the chance
to touch your hands
you know we'll never date let alone be friends
you're so far away
it hurts so bad

Softly walk away from me
Goodbyes are loneliest
When you know we'll never meet
Face to face or feet to feet
and oh, you're so far away
and God knows when
I'd ever get the chance
to touch your hands
you know we'll never date let alone be friends
you're so far away
it hurts so bad

Topic Do you think that you could sit
Posted 11 Aug 2014 02:04


wow

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/488778216052899841/mRPLW62Z_400x400.jpeg

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 11 Aug 2014 02:02



Hi Jack, you might want to retract the above statement... Embarassed

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/ms-x.aspx

I just blocked you.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 11 Aug 2014 01:58



or whether they like or dislike the author... or how that particular author has voted on their own story... or whether the author has offended them in a chat session... or whether the author has made a forum post they disagree with... or, or, etc.


To be honest, the "problem" isn't the scoring system.

It's people who think all perfect 5's from their thirsty friends makes them a better writer. It's people who lie to themselves thinking they are a better writer when they ask people to give them a score. It's people who intentionally try to lower a popular or better author's score because they think their own now higher overall score makes them a better author. It's people who are so weak they will give you a 2 on a story out of hate or jealousy. It's people who recieve a 4 from someone and then go and give that person a 3 for daring to think their shit story should only get a generous 4. It's people who write a story because they want to recieve votes and lie to themselves that they got those votes because someone enjoyed their writing and not because they begged, sent nudes, mass emailed everyone, and generally nagged to get those votes.

I have never understood how anyone can get any satisfaction from that, but they do. No voting system can really get rid of that element on Lush. It's like a girl scout who had her dad, who is a boss, take all her cookies to his office and force his employees to buy them all versus the girl scout who went door to door dragging her cookies in a cart to try and sell them all. So the door to door girl scout didn't sell as many as the girl scout with the boss daddy... Does that really make the girl scout with the boss daddy a better girl scout? I don't think so.

There will always be cheap ass people. No voting system will ever change that.

Topic Honestly... (Are YOU a little bit Racist?)
Posted 10 Aug 2014 09:08



Clarify your view please. I am interested my dyslexia makes me sometimes hard but I do want to know want you mean.

I guess I can understand this, pretty girls sometimes make me hard. But what part of my post exactly do you wish me to clarify?

What are your views on this and I am tired? Thank you

I am not sure if you are tired.

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 10 Aug 2014 08:26

Sure have. But I'll try not to write a melancholic poem about it, ha ;) x

This is probably the most considerate thing I have ever read.

Topic What is your favourite scent?
Posted 10 Aug 2014 08:16

The scent of another woman.

Hooo-Aah!

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Topic Smitten with a young woman and she's probably not interested. Advice?
Posted 09 Aug 2014 10:57



Plus imagine someone you don't really know messaging you on a social media site, commenting about how they would look into that person's light brown eyes as their tongue circled her clit - teasing it slowly, leaving a wet trail that would be refreshed with his tongue as soon as it started to dry, and all the while tongue and clit never colliding. I would imagine from the girl's point of view she would think the guy is a pervert.

No way, girls like guys with a little edge. Say it exactly like that. That you would lick her clit while staring into her brown eye. It's dirty and romantic. plus you'll be original, not like the other guys being push overs.

Topic Smitten with a young woman and she's probably not interested. Advice?
Posted 09 Aug 2014 01:00



Lol. If only you weren't being sarcastic ... I'm actually quite skilled with my tongue - and I mean that in more ways than one. thumbup

I'm not being sarcastic... You should write a story about that and send it to her. Tell her how the best way to finger a girl is with your tongue.

I'm also serious about showing up at her house. Like, girls love that shit. After you blast her favorite song, be all "where art thou sweet Juliet, my tongue is ready if your body is, girl."

Topic Smitten with a young woman and she's probably not interested. Advice?
Posted 09 Aug 2014 00:44

Why not send her a sexy story you wrote ( in private) maybe about how you'd please her


Oh my god, THIS.

Definitely send her a sexy story you wrote. Make sure the girl character has her name too. She would love that.

Also if she doesn't respond to that you should show up at her house with a boom-box above your head and play her favorite song loudly like John Cusack in "Say Anything".

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 08 Aug 2014 01:15

//www.youtube.com/embed/bqcwG9Pdhqg

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 08 Aug 2014 01:12

//www.youtube.com/embed/b8-tXG8KrWs

Topic Would you choose love or money?
Posted 08 Aug 2014 00:58

I love money.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 08 Aug 2014 00:55

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Topic Honestly... (Are YOU a little bit Racist?)
Posted 03 Aug 2014 01:25

Everyone is a lil racist. It is the way our brains work wether you like it or not. Our brains compartmentalize everything, including people. If our brains didn't do that we'd have a hard time grasping the world in general.

I am actually leery of people that say they are absolutely not racist at all, and that they don't see skin color or culture, or hold no prejudices. It makes me feel like they are dishonest or overly politically correct without really believing what they say or that they are actively racist and are just saying that to cover up a feeling they have that they might think others notice.

Has this worked for thousands of years? So will it now?


I am not quite sure what you are asking.

Topic Hot & Crazy vs Cute & All Banked Up
Posted 31 Jul 2014 04:08

This thread is just dumb.

Topic Would you or have you ever dated or had sex with a Little Person?
Posted 31 Jul 2014 03:28

I have dated my fair share of Asian girls.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 31 Jul 2014 03:17

Her profile is something.

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 31 Jul 2014 03:07

My take:

1. You rarely hear in the news when someone with a carry permit prevents a crime which happens more frequently than people realize.



Why is that? Why would such a pro gun country with a raging gun debate going on bury such stories? Makes absolutely no sense.



6. To legally carry a gun as a permit to carry entails a major responsibility on the permit holder and several hours of gun safety training and testing . It is entirely clear that using a gun is a last resort, and if it is used, be expected to be heavily scrutinized.



Several hours? hahaha holy shit... Several hours of training is all it takes to carry a gun around with you legally. Takes more than several hours to get a driver's license. Takes more than several hours to get a pesticide license. It takes several hours at the DMV to register a fucking car. Takes more than several hours to get first aid certification... It takes longer to get certified to legally save a life than it does to get the power to end it... LOL several hours... Several fucking hours to get a legal carry permit but it takes an 8 hour fucking course to get a chance to pass a test to be able to legally perform cpr on someone. What a joke.

Topic Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted 31 Jul 2014 02:53



As I mentioned in my earlier post, I think care should be taken when writing in forums, as the tone can very easily be taken the wrong way. I don't know if this is what has happened for you? I feel you must have taken my post wrong for you to respond to my messages in such a way.

I feel that it is wrong that I should have to explain myself to you (again), but I will and this will be the last I say on the matter.

In my experience, imaginative and creative people tend to have a store of ideas, it can only take seconds for inspiration strike. I understand that it doesn't always come as easily, as I've had situations with past competitions where I have been unable to think of an idea instantly. Sometimes a theme taps into something that you've been thinking about. (like this theme for me)

Having never spoken to you before, or you never reading any of my work (to my knowledge) I don't feel you are very well placed to judge my ability to come up with ideas quickly, or how much care and attention I take with my writing. I wouldn't be so rude as you've been to me with someone I knew really well, let alone someone that I never had contact with before. You have no understanding of the person you are attacking. (And even if that wasn't your intention, that is what you have done.)

It actually made me laugh at the fact that you quoted a definition at me speaking of care in what one says to not cause offense. The phrase, pot calling the kettle black, springs to mind.

I can tell from the messages that you've already sent, that this post won't make a blind bit of difference to your opinion and that's fine, but I'd respectfully ask that you desist in picking at my ability to form story ideas, or make sly accusations towards me.

And here's a definition for you;

closed-mind·ed

adjective
having a mind firmly unreceptive to new ideas or arguments: It's hard to argue with, much less convince, a closed-minded person.



What makes me laugh is you smugly acting like you don't know what I am talking about when it comes to exactly when your inspiration hit. That is what I mean by you showing some discretion. I am not denying that someone can come up with a story idea in a few minutes...what I was questioning is you stating how fleshed out it actually was so soon after the competition was announced. You are acting like the comp was announced to your complete surprise and minutes later you had a fleshed out idea. Confident enough to post here about it that soon after the announcement. If I can see how unconvincing your explanation is than I am sure others can as well. And I am someone that has done well in comps... Others that haven't even entered comps would probably feel the deck is stacked against them.

Close minded... LOL more like a little too open minded. Someone like me sees the whole forest. You're bumping into trees.

Topic Favorite food to eat when you watch tv?
Posted 25 Jul 2014 00:06

Artisan cheeses and fine wine. I'm not even kidding. Like, I'm dead serious right now. Motherfuckin sheep's milk gouda from holland, green table grapes, organic honey and fortified wine.

Topic Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted 24 Jul 2014 23:21



Yes, I was saying I made the adjustments in a few hours. It actually only took a few minutes to decide how I would fit the product placement into the story. It's a story that I've been thinking about for nearly a year, but I've only recently felt happy enough with the standard of my writing to be able to attempt to write it.

As for Nymphwriter being sensitive, I think its due to the fact that the tone in someone's post can be hard to pick up, so if it contains humour, or sarcasm, it can be easily read as something different.

I hope you manage to think up a story idea and wish you the best in the competition.

Of course you only heard about the comp the day you posted and that same day you thought of your adjustments... Sounds legit.


discretion

dis·cre·tion
disˈkreSHən/Submit
noun
1.
the quality of behaving or speaking in such a way as to avoid causing offense or revealing private information.

Not sure if crowbarring a backburnered story into a comp theme is the way I would go nor do I think it is in the spirit of competition... but good luck to you.

Topic Yeah you look ok... but your collarbones are too high
Posted 24 Jul 2014 23:11



So shrink her down by 10-15%! Problem solved...
(or do you have some experience that you're not telling us :-" )

Laying type isn't as easy as it seems. So her big ass shoulders were in the way... Move them, the collar bones look off now... fix them. It happens.

Anything that you pay for is fake as hell. If it wasn't you wouldn't pay for it because you could get it for free on the street. Supply and demand bitches.