Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Police kill more whites than blacks, but minority deaths generate more outrage
Posted 22 Apr 2015 07:02

The U.S. population is 68% white not including whites of Hispanic decent and only 13% black.

Learn math you dunce.

Topic Brittany McHenry.....would ya?
Posted 20 Apr 2015 19:04

I'd still spank her.

Topic Toy Review: UR3 Suction Cup Dildo (Doc Johnson)
Posted 20 Apr 2015 16:05



yeah, but the fists are a different story.

Stop right there. That's enough fun for one thread.

Topic Toy Review: UR3 Suction Cup Dildo (Doc Johnson)
Posted 20 Apr 2015 16:02



That explains it - mine isn't exactly virginal and 21 anymore. :p

The gine stretching out after many cocks is just a myth. You know that.

Topic Toy Review: UR3 Suction Cup Dildo (Doc Johnson)
Posted 20 Apr 2015 15:49



Seems kind of big for a brown one... flower



When next to a big vagina, they all look kinda small... I thought this example here looked a little thin.

Topic Toy Review: UR3 Suction Cup Dildo (Doc Johnson)
Posted 20 Apr 2015 15:12

You people living in the United States are blessed with bargains; I just found the brown UR3 version for as low as $12.34 on Amazon:


http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Vac-U-Lock-Thin-Brown



https://upload.lushstories.com/2133821845-3107f-nbTzL.jpg

Brown labor is cheaper in the US. You can probably get the real thing for about the same price per hour.

Topic Two Types of Female Ejaculation?
Posted 20 Apr 2015 09:49

Release of the thick/opaque liquid occurs to me quite frequently. Just solid, rhythmic penetration - not necessarily at high speed - is guaranteed to make that happen. If I'm feeling particularly dirty, I'll swipe some to lick - otherwise, will just let it collect at my bum-hole to give it that pseudo-bleached look... but I digress. I'm usually oblivious to when it happens to myself. I just know I've come, but am unsure if the orgasm's the trigger, or something else.



This paragraph was wild from start to finish.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 19 Apr 2015 21:57

https://www.youtube.com/embed/GhDnyPsQsB0

Topic Is your house haunted? Would you want to attract a ghost/spirit to your house if you could?
Posted 15 Apr 2015 22:06

Ghosts? Seriously? d'oh!

Well, only if they bring Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver) with them.

She can deal with ghosts, navi, aliens, copycat killers. Everything really.

Topic What's your favourite comfort food?
Posted 15 Apr 2015 21:39

Shrimp and grits.

I also love, charcuterie, marinated veggies and beer.

Topic Is your house haunted? Would you want to attract a ghost/spirit to your house if you could?
Posted 15 Apr 2015 21:25

One time a ghost popped up on me, talking about boooo 'n' shit.

Punched em in the dick.

Topic What's the hardest thing about being in a relationship with you?
Posted 15 Apr 2015 20:47

I turn most things into a joke and solve problems by sharing a bottle of tequila - in vino veritas.

That doesn't sound like a problem at all... Where have you been all my life?

Topic Sexy accents... do they turn you on?
Posted 15 Apr 2015 13:06

I like woman with heavy Russian accent. It sound proud and strong.

Topic First time with a man at 42 very nervous
Posted 15 Apr 2015 12:36

https://upload.lushstories.com/1870520785-Backup Plan.JPG

Just in case you wanted to wash your mouth out - afterwards. drunken

The level of experiential honesty you're displaying here is admirable.

You should get in there too. It would be a real ménage à twats.

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 15 Apr 2015 06:43



Where's your entry smarty pants cat?



Yeah, I'm still waiting!

My dog ate my computer :(

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 14 Apr 2015 18:35

Did I win yet, or nah?

It's a hardcore competition. Not hardass.

Topic getting wife to go nude in home
Posted 14 Apr 2015 18:29

You go. "Look bitch, I ain't trying to get ugly up in this muthfucka. You take them panties on down...give me the view I want to see. I wanna see that honey in that pot, and if I want a taste I'm gonna taste it. Don't make me repeat myself now."

Topic Leave already!!!
Posted 14 Apr 2015 18:14

Who has to leave? Hillary Clinton? Yeah that bitch has to leave

What...

Topic What's the hardest thing about being in a relationship with you?
Posted 14 Apr 2015 12:26

I say and do crazy things. I'm fucking raw bitch.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 14 Apr 2015 07:10



They would only have to click "LushStories" in the top left hand corner to get back to the home page with all the stories Felix.



That would be confusing.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 14 Apr 2015 05:43

A reader not familiar with the site, can see stories by default. If they are reading stories by default is there any reason to have a "stories" link? Most are not going to know they can link to poems and I dont think the "poem" or "all" links stand out enough to catch someone's eye. There is not even a frame around the words themselves. It's just two tiny little words that aren't easy to see. I write poems hoping someone will read them. if they don't know poetry is here, they aren't going to read it are they?




There is a stories link in case people want to go back to the stories after they clicked on poems or all. The point isn't to trap people in the poem section forever. That would be cruel, trinket.

Topic My wife's best friend
Posted 13 Apr 2015 21:05

Why did you marry a chick you don't like fucking.........

If you're attracted to her friend, learning to like fucking your wife isn't gonna change that.......

This will all end in tears.......

Topic trying to make sense of my situation
Posted 13 Apr 2015 20:25

Lol

Topic Advice for a noob please
Posted 13 Apr 2015 20:21

Don't tell him you bought a new one. You don't need to share everything . Just buy a big one and go ape-shit with it.

Topic sexiest Fictional character
Posted 13 Apr 2015 20:16

Justine (Therese) from Justine: Or the Misfortunes of Virtue.

Topic Leave already!!!
Posted 13 Apr 2015 17:47



Not to bright to let that happen.

It's not like it's so easy to just kick a girl out after you bang her. It has nothing to do with him being bright or not.

Topic Leave already!!!
Posted 13 Apr 2015 17:29

Did you meet her on a hookup site or a dating site... How exactly did you make it clear it was just a hookup? Like, I don't know how old you are but you better get used to that. She obviously saw you as more than a hookup and she lives with her parents at 22... Of course she doesn't want to go back home. I guarantee you that this will happen with every early 20's chick you hook up with if her living situation is less than ideal and she likes you. Those are the breaks.

Topic The Devil's Undertones - The Novel - is on sale this week!
Posted 10 Apr 2015 15:09



Thanks, Felix

You're welcome Metilda. Let me know how your site is working out for you sometime.

Topic Road Head
Posted 10 Apr 2015 14:33

It does sound like fun...

but it still goes down on the list of things not to do when you're driving - with texting, bloody "selfies" and phone calls.

I'm all for people endangering themselves (and I know it's rare something does happen but the possibility is still there) but as soon as you're putting others at risk it stops being so entertaining, for me at least.

Well, like I mean the giver isn't the one driving. You'd be surprised how focused the senses get when you're a receiver. Like your brain goes into remembering this moment mode. It's like spidey-senses but for blowjobs. Blowey-sense.