Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Faux Noise viewers less informed than those who don't watch any news
Posted 07 Mar 2013 08:02

What a surprise.

What you know depends upon what you watch: Current Events knowledge across popular news sources

Probably explains why I can almost feel my IQ slushing away by the minute as I watch any Fox opinion program posing as a news show.

That article was obviously written by the foreigner Barrack Hussein Obama you leftist nancy.

Topic The Americans vs Homeland
Posted 07 Mar 2013 07:58

The Americans is one of the few shows I watch and I like it but I still like homeland so much more. I like Claire Danes but mainly it's because the Americans is only 5 or 6 episodes in. Too early to tell if it will continue as good as it is or totally fall apart by the season's end. There are also some incredibly convenient plot elements that bug me a bit.

Topic Dear Agony Aunt
Posted 07 Mar 2013 07:54



Immaculate ass conception?

Hmmm... We should name him Jesus. (pronounced hey-zeus)

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:37

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:37

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:36

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:36

http://24.media.tumblr.com/fbf18feda87950c54ac1b8676953d958/tumblr_mj2au8Ykj91qla505o1_500.jpg

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:34

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b50dc2d0032dded88044e22bfff5b66/tumblr_mfxgchSlEV1rvgmf9o1_500.jpg

Topic Funny people with too much time on their hands.
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:30

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Topic Do guys like girls in corsets?
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:18

To be honest... Guys like hot chicks in anything .

Topic Guys, what are your thoughts on giving 'golden showers'?
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:07

I'll piss on a chick. I'll piss on her cat and her couch too. I don't give a fuck.

Topic This will require some deep thought.....
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:05



As a cyber attorney I expect to be seeing you in cyber court. Failure to pay cyber support is a serious offence.

She said she was on the pill. You'll be hearing from my cyber attorney shortly. This is entrapment.

Topic This will require some deep thought.....
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:04



It's your baby, too. Asshole.

A real man takes responsibility.

You knew the deal. I told you I don't fuck around with any of that shit. You said you wanted this dick anyway.

You know where to find me if you want another one.

Topic This will require some deep thought.....
Posted 06 Mar 2013 16:46

I have a cyber baby-momma but in no way do I get involved in taking care of the little fucker, that's her job.

Topic Dear Agony Aunt
Posted 06 Mar 2013 16:39

My online master had this affliction, and so I did my best to offer relief within my body. It seemed to work, but now I'm lush-pregnant. :

All I wanted was to have a little fun, you know? He told me not to worry, and now I'm stuck with the consequences...

You've been served notice, Jack. Lush-child support is in order....asshole.

Bitch... You can't get pregnant through the butt.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 04 Mar 2013 17:21

http://www.youtube.com/embed/m2sOQedggAc

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 04 Mar 2013 17:11

http://www.youtube.com/embed/tPk11AugG4c

Topic Gay Men
Posted 04 Mar 2013 16:10

I had a gay thought once about Dick Butkus, he was a tight-end, and I...

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Topic new girlfriend, the sex addict...?
Posted 04 Mar 2013 15:49



I'm guessing you've never dealt with actual addicts. You know, gambling, drugs, alcoholics, etc. Addiction is a destructive life-consuming thing. I suspect the person who said they were a "sex addict" isn't REALLY addicted to it .

What are you basing this on?

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 04 Mar 2013 15:47


You didn't say anything wrong. I watched the clip of the VP. He tells people that all you need is a shotgun to scare off the bad guys. That shotguns are better than rifles. That rifles are harder to shoot. That the mere sound of a gunshot is enough to protect ones home. Dumbass!

If you don't like guns don't fucking buy one. If you know nothing about them take a gawed-damn class. If you think loud noise is enough go get an airhorn. Now I am not saying loud noise doesn't work. My grandparents use alarms set off by noise. It has kept them safe for the last twenty years. They don't need guns. They don't like guns. That is their choice.

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 04 Mar 2013 10:37

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8490690d757dfdd235edebe61c8fd4f0/tumblr_mi8rg0pGZz1s4arvjo1_500.jpg

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 04 Mar 2013 10:37

http://25.media.tumblr.com/578da25fa16e6af5cff76a2f3b9b69ba/tumblr_miud5mqTIr1qeddsxo1_500.jpg

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 04 Mar 2013 10:34

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 04 Mar 2013 10:34

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Topic Pics of women
Posted 04 Mar 2013 10:09

3. Spread those cheeks princess.

Topic Why Do Straight Guys Fall For Gay Girls?
Posted 04 Mar 2013 09:54



Mr. Ford

Superstition, you are the sunshine of my life and I just called to say I love you are some of the greatest songs of all time. Leave the man alone, bruh.

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Topic how to deal with a nuisance caller?
Posted 04 Mar 2013 09:22



This is your imagination failing you, Padawan.

Okay so let's suspend disbelief and this guy doesn't break your hip and you kick his ass... Now you get arrested. This is a stupid plan dude. straight youngling learner shit.

Topic Transvestites
Posted 04 Mar 2013 09:10


LOL I speak fluent typo.... I think she meant Transvestite.

You must be a goddamn detective!

Topic how to deal with a nuisance caller?
Posted 04 Mar 2013 08:55

Failing all the above, my first instinct would be to convince my ladyfriend to attempt to woo him with sweet talk... to gain his confidence and to then attempt to set a meeting date with the cretin - of course at a public location.

With you watching from a distance of not more than five good striding steps away from their table.

You obviously see where I'm going with this scenario. I'll leave the rest to your own devious imagination (for my own protection).

It would be funny if he kicked your ass though...

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 04 Mar 2013 08:52

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