Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic The slut shaming of Monica Lewinksy continues
Posted 09 May 2014 12:27



No.

And I love your Avatar.

The one where you're drawing a life sized picture of your ass in the sand.

xx Steph

ZING!

laughing8

Topic The slut shaming of Monica Lewinksy continues
Posted 09 May 2014 12:26

I did no such thing, I didn't make a joke. I said I'd hire her for her education and talents, by saying not THOSE talents, I was being clear that I was NOT making light of her reputation and NOT being a perv about it. Not those talents was added to the sentence to hopefully stop anyone from taking a sexual slant on it.

Nor was I being righteous about hiring her. This isn't about me.

Lol, you did a lil bit lafayette. You did the same thing. Say the sentence out loud to someone with emphasis on the THOSE talents and it would illicit a chuckle. You did the same thing.




I'm not talking about Fox news, not talking about what happened back then. I'm talking about those that are shaming her for wearing a "tight across the chest" dress. "Come hither looks". You're right, it did get blown out of proportion. No argument there. But Monica shouldn't have to bear a lifetime of being ostracized for it.

Should and what's right has nothing to do with politics... I'm telling you why . What happened back then is the only reason she is being talked about right now... I'm telling you why they say shit like her blouse is too tight. And with Hillary running they will say more and more shit. It's about politics.

You acting righteous about. "It shouldn't be this way! cussing" ...is just a nothing . It's a nothing, Lafayette.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 09 May 2014 12:11

Such a strange forum but very entertaining indeed.

http://upload.lushstories.com/404463206-image.jpg

You make excellent addition to harem i believe. We laugh, we shit, together. Like goat, with women also shit happen. This is like saying, spices of life make the world go around.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 09 May 2014 12:09



Hey, even old women like a nice ass!

It's good to be with the times, does this mean you are older too?

There is no matter if my age old. I only accept fertile young girl.

Topic Who is the one Celeb that instantly turns you on everytime you see her?
Posted 09 May 2014 12:01




omg

Martha is nice and thick! Plus she makes a mean eggs benny. That's a good thing.

Topic Homeless Lottery Winner (Fake Ticket)
Posted 09 May 2014 11:57



In the follow up video, the guy who set up everything for him said that the remaining money is in a joint account that's being monitored by him so he can make the right decisions with it.

And also when they went to pick him up to bring him to the house, he told them that he had a job. I'm not sure what kind of job it was though. If I had to guess, I'd say it was probably from someone who got wind of this story and wanted to give him a shot.

I'd really like to see an update a year from now (the video of him getting a house was posted two days ago) and see that he's doing well.

I saw the joint account thing but you know 22,000 can be gone through quickly on normal bills and rent after the year. I missed where they said he had a job lined up. That's awesome and makes the story even better.

Topic The slut shaming of Monica Lewinksy continues
Posted 09 May 2014 11:43



If I owned a big business that suited her education and talents (not THOSE talents) I'd hire her just to piss off her detractors.

Didn't you just kinda do the same thing... You just made a joke about what made her infamous when you were trying to be all righteous about hiring her...



The reason this got so blown out of proportion was because it was Bill Clinton and he was a well liked democratic president so of course fox news which was basically the anti-clinton channel acted like bill clinton was this raging hard on taking advantage of women which makes him untrustworthy about everything else. That was their fair and balanced spin on the thing... They wanted him impeached over it. It wasn't really about the blowjob or Monica or anything. It was about making a democratic president look bad and hopefully ruining the chances of a democrat winning the next election.

With the very likely possibility of Hillary entering the presidential race expect to see more and more of Monica and that story again. The republicans will use it to bring Hillary's backbone and character into question.

Topic Who is the one Celeb that instantly turns you on everytime you see her?
Posted 09 May 2014 11:20

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Topic Homeless Lottery Winner (Fake Ticket)
Posted 09 May 2014 11:11

I was about to get really pissed because it said (fake ticket) in the description. Like I thought they were gonna take the money away and Ashton Kutcher was gonna pop out and be like "oooooh you got punked homeless guy!". And I was hoping the homeless guy was gonna kick their asses.

But... This was really cool. I hope that guy is able to readjust and get his life right and find a job so he doesn't burn through the remaining 22,000. What a really worthwhile thing to do for this man.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 08 May 2014 18:06



What about now dog

It works now. Thanks man.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 08 May 2014 15:31

I can't believe this thread came back. Lush keeps surprising me every day. Eh?

lush very surprising. I agree with this. you surprise you keep come back to wonder at my perfect hhrram. maybe you move into proper bedroom instead of live in tiny closet. I laugh at this!

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 08 May 2014 15:21



SOLD!

I give five camels for sexy man-lady right now!

5 male camel or 10 female camel and have deal. No negotiate on this.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 08 May 2014 15:12

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2akj3QWK01r03vt2.gif



In my country that old lady is in NOT category not HOT category. too old for proper enjoyment. Girl in jif (this is how pronounce, i am with times) i means.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 08 May 2014 13:45

Nice dumplins shug. bootyshake

I do not show pair of strong hangings low dumplings. You must be, how do you say? A peeper tom.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 08 May 2014 13:43

This fit the bill. It really is a yummy ass, though.




I allow taste for you. Lady of high intelligences is rare find. I value as much as male prize goat.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 08 May 2014 13:39

Do you even glute? Look as someone skip legs day.
Lelelelele learn to sentence.

Do you even dare to not look at ass of man. I ask gals not gays. You have loafers that weigh not much yes?

Topic GAME OF THRONES
Posted 08 May 2014 10:10

I thought these were pretty cool. It's 80's and 90's interpretations of the major characters by Mike Wrobel .

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Topic Acoustic Marvels
Posted 07 May 2014 20:15

https://www.youtube.com/embed/YHoDqiYS9Q8


Born To Run

Well I never did crawl and I never did toe the line
No man is a master to me I ain't that kind
I just put on my traveling shoes
If you wanna win you just can't lose the time
Or stay behind

Well I was born to run
To get ahead of the rest
And all that I wanted was to be the best
Just to feel free and be someone
I was born to be fast I was born to run

Well I take the chances sometimes I've made mistakes
But you don't get nothing unless you take the breaks
Living as dangerous as dynamite
Sure makes you feel nervous but it makes you feel alright
Makes you feel alright

Well I was born to run
To get ahead of the rest
And all that I wanted was to be the best
Just to feel free and be someone
I was born to be fast I was born to run

Nobody's gonna make me do things their way
By the time you figure it out it's yesterday
Well it comes to he who waits I'm told
But I don't need it when I'm old and gray
Yea I want it today

Well I was born to run
To get ahead of the rest
And all that I wanted was to be the best
Just to feel free and be someone
I was born to be fast I was born to run

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 07 May 2014 19:21

I've asked Gav to look into that. You should be able to edit them.

Thank you Nicola.

Any better?

I can edit Mignonette now which was the one that wasn't quite at 12 months after posting but Kingdom Come and Let Her Eat Cake still go straight to the page with the red box telling me I have to wait 12 months to edit them. The latter two are the ones older than 12 months if that info helps.

Topic Happy Cinco de Mayo!!
Posted 07 May 2014 14:09




Yes, I do know what ya mean. In fact, I have a few I could introduce you to. Bring your banjo, joto! angel7 :-"



I'll bring my banjo but only if you promise to let out few little squeals for me, gringa. snorting

http://upload.lushstories.com/1796157282-banjo.jpg

Topic Happy Cinco de Mayo!!
Posted 07 May 2014 13:53



Oh, and Magical_Felix ... bootyshake

Keep shaking that ass at me and we can make up a new holiday. One where a Mexican invades the South. Knowwhattamean, sweet cheeks? bates

Topic Would you if you could? Can you?
Posted 07 May 2014 12:13



As for your question, I am pretty flexible but I can not (NO, I haven't tried to but I said I'm flexible, not a contortionist, LOL!) lick my own pussy. If I could, I would probably try it just to see if it tastes as Yummy as I am always told it is, HAHA!!

Would be pretty entertaining to watch you try though. Lots of exposed parts going on in that scenario. The way I'm imagining it anyway.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 07 May 2014 12:11



hmm.... have you edited them recently? maybe, if you did, it resets? have to ask Gav - you know how good i am at the tech stuff. Embarassed

No I haven't edited them. I figure Gav will see this eventually and look into it.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 07 May 2014 12:01



i'd be happy to edit it for you. evil4

What I meant was that when I go to try and add a cover to my stories that placed in a comp the system actually doesn't let me. It says I need to wait a year but for two of them it has been more than a year already.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 07 May 2014 09:18




MF, this should be in now. Let me know if you have issues wit it.

No, it seems to be working just fine and looks great! Thanks man.

Only issue I have now is that I am unable to edit stories that placed in a competition for a whole year, unfortunately. So I'll have to wait to add images to those ones.

Actually it has been more than a year for my competition winner and I still can't edit it.

Topic Boko Haram Abductions
Posted 07 May 2014 08:38

Isn't the president of Nigeria Goodluck Jonathan? A guy that has a long list of ignorant and bizarre actions including getting pissed over the Nigerian soccer team not being good enough and wanting to ban them from FIFA competitions and also banning same sex marriage across the country and imprisoning gay people who were already married. Obviously this guy is a little backwards by most country's standards. I highly doubt he and his forces are actively doing anything to find the girls. There has been many more abductions like this, this has just been the most recent and brazen. I believe his government practices the sweeping under the rug style of dealing with human rights violations.

Nigeria also has a large mismanaged oil industry that has a grossly negative environmental impact including water contamination leaving nearly half the country without drinkable water amongst other crippling social and economic impacts on the people of Nigeria. The main buyer of it's oil is the United States so conflict in the region would have large economic repercussions to a powerful country with powerful allies. I'm sure there has been many discussions weighing the consequences of any country taking actions against these abductors too rashly.

I wonder how the world would react if this was happening in South Africa with white students.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 06 May 2014 19:26

http://upload.lushstories.com/1556734042-tumblr_n4y7xx5ArQ1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg

Topic Happy Cinco de Mayo!!
Posted 06 May 2014 09:14


Funny how such an innocent question could get so ugly.
Especially when I had no malice when asking it.
Thanks for your input.

What the fuck did you expect? You were dealing with Colin Ferral Jr, wise ass . Better recognize, mija.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h63/sofarsogoodx/colin-farrell-triage.jpg

Topic Your favorite category to read/write a story on LUSH?
Posted 06 May 2014 08:58

I don't have a favorite. I enjoy any well written story, period.

With the exception of cuckold stories. I read a fairly good one once, and it made me cringe. I tried another, and no...it's just not for me.

I don't know... My favorite story of all time was a cuckold story. I think it is no longer on the site though, unfortunately.

It was written by a sub girl or some shit for her lush boyfriend and in the story the girl fucks three - very large - black men in front of her lush boyfriend then the black men bend the guy over and fuck him in his ass - repeatedly - as she watches and cheers them on. Like, they are wrecking the lush boyfriend's virgin white ass.

The best part was like people leaving comments about how awesome the story was and the final comment was from the lush boyfriend and he just said.

"Nice story babe."

And that was it - nice story babe - and the whole damn thing was so fucking funny.

Topic Happy Cinco de Mayo!!
Posted 06 May 2014 08:26



Why don't you google the damned thing then? It would have taken far less time to do that then to keep this thread going down the path it is.



If you know, why not just tell her... That would have been faster too instead of acting like a chode.

Cinco de Mayo isn't Mexican Independence day. It was when the Mexicans won a big battle against the French in Puebla. It isn't really celebrated in Mexico and it's more of an American Holiday.


EDIT:



Yes it's the day that the Mexican's gained independence from the Spaniards. It also just happens to sound pretty damned cool too, not to mention it calls out the date (5th of May).

You posted this before I could answer and you just turned this into a funny ass thread dude laughing8