Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic What Makes Someone A Slut?
Posted 22 May 2015 21:16



laughing6 I knew this formula would be brought up sooner or later, I'm 25

Well, let's see missy. Let's get down to brass taxes.

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25 ÷ 2 = 12.5 - 26 = - 13.5

Oh...oh dear.

You don't quite need Jesus, like Lindseyaggie, up there...But you might need some counseling.

I am available, Saturday from 6:00 PM (sometimes this will be delayed until sunday 11:00am) to Sunday 7:00 pm (sometimes not 'til Monday around noon) But otherwise I am available for consolation for these very slutty matters you are dealing with. I am hands on, very thorough, and I care.

Topic Big bust up over 'gay cake' Who do you think is right?
Posted 22 May 2015 13:27



You know what... I believe you would!

Like, I'd wear a tight vneck shirt and a silk ascot. Draw one of those pencil thin mustaches right over my lip. Borrow my friend's papillon dog and walk in with it in one arm and a rainbow colored bedazzled christening gown in the other and ask them to make a cake that looks like the gown, but a little gayer.

Topic Big bust up over 'gay cake' Who do you think is right?
Posted 22 May 2015 13:13

Just bumping this cos the ruling from the courts came this week. The judge fined the bakery £500 because they unlawfully discriminated against the sexual orientation of the gay couple.

The bakery has said it will now only do birthday and Christening cakes


The full case and the ruling can be read here anyone for cake?


D x

I think if I lived close to that bakery I would go and order a cake for a gay Christening just to see what happens.

Topic What is your favourite item of clothing to wear? Any type of attire, but only one thing.
Posted 22 May 2015 13:02

Right now, am awfully fond of my black trench coat. It gives that extra dash of class and is just a great coverall for any sexy outfit! Once walked out in nothing but, and boy did I find myself some trouble... ;) x

Damn. Walking around looking like a sexy little present waiting to get unwrapped.

Topic What Makes Someone A Slut?
Posted 22 May 2015 12:04

So using this formula:

26 / 2 - ((65 x 2 = 130) + 400 = 530) = -517

makes me a slut since it's a negative number. My question Magical Felix is Is that a bad thing?

Mass is on Sunday at 7 and 9 am.

Topic Review: Map Of Beauty
Posted 22 May 2015 10:15

So...after you opened the amazon box...was the wig itchy when you tried it on?

Topic What Makes Someone A Slut?
Posted 22 May 2015 10:10

A friend and I were recently having a drunken conversation about sex and she jokingly said I was a slut after I told her how many sexual partners I've had. It didn't bother me, but it did make me question what actions would qualify someone as being a slut. To date, I've slept with 26 men and women. But I've been sexually active for a little over 8 years, which is on average 3-4 partners a year. I enjoy sex, whether it be with men or women, and I suppose I've had a lot of it in my life. And if that makes me a slut, whore, whatever, so be it. But my question is, in your own opinion what makes a man or woman a 'slut'.

Not trying to cast judgment on others, just curious.

t's pretty simple actually. You learn the equation in high school.

Girls age ÷ 2 - sex partners = a negative or positive number.

If the number is negative she's a slut.

So, if the woman is 30 and she's had 10 partners you'd do this.

30 ÷ 2 = 15 - 10 = 5 = Not a slut.

If the woman is 30 and she's had 21 partners you'd do this.

30 ÷ 2 = 15 - 21 = -6 = She's a pretty big slut, bruh.

There is an exception to be made for threesomes/gangbangs though. Like if the 30 year old woman that had 10 partners had 6 of those at the same time you must multiply that number by two before plugging it into the equation. So it would go like this.

30 ÷ 2 = 15 (6 x 2 = 12 + 4 = 16) - 16 = -1 = She's a slut unless she keeps her legs closed for a while.

If you tell me your age I can calculate, with great accuracy, if you are a slut or not.

Topic Apparently I'm Not Creative - Please Share Ideas
Posted 22 May 2015 08:56




...what a bunch of dilettantes! crybaby You'd be surprised at the things some people try! After the first dip, I hear it's much easier!

no

Topic Apparently I'm Not Creative - Please Share Ideas
Posted 22 May 2015 08:14





Does that really work? I mean it sounds really kinky but can you really turn a cock into a 12 inch wonder?

This made me giggle.

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo

Getting hot wax in your pee hole and letting it harden is probably not safe. If you tied someone up and did this, you'd probably go to prison.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 22 May 2015 08:06

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Topic Strangest Fetish You've Ever Encountered
Posted 22 May 2015 07:56

When I was 19 I dated a 21 year old chick who was obsessed with smelling my dick. Like I would be laying on the bed watching TV and she would just pull it out and start smelling it. Almost every time, after 20 minutes or so of smelling, she would look up at me and ask if it was weird then go back to smelling.

Edit: Whoops, this was ask the gals. Sorry pervs.

Topic What stories would you like to see more of on lush?
Posted 22 May 2015 06:59



How big we talkin'? Think

BIG

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Topic Are there older women who want younger guys and where can I find one?
Posted 20 May 2015 21:57



Are there older women who want younger guys and where can I find one?

Applebees.

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 20 May 2015 21:35

Chamomile tea.

LOL just kidding.

Modelo Especial~

Topic Apparently I'm Not Creative - Please Share Ideas
Posted 20 May 2015 21:07



You ask a REAL question and DESERVE a real answer.

Sex Play between COUPLES is all about communication. So TALK... (And NOT just in the sexual moment but at other times when you are both at ease with one another... Casually, (jokingly) say, "What if I..."

Sex is a TENNIS GAME... (So it's NOT all on you as a solo player...)

TRUST YOUR PARTNER ENOUGH TO ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT! TRUST THEM ENOUGH TO TELL YOU WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO GIVE...

Nothing is TABOO if there is love, passion and trust...

But COMMUNICATION between LOVERS is all.

xx SF





All that yes, but also THROW THAT ASS IN A CIRCLE! Let the booty do tha talkin'!

Topic Apparently I'm Not Creative - Please Share Ideas
Posted 20 May 2015 20:27

Here's what I'd do... Melt candle wax into a deep cup and keep it hot. Then get his cock erect, and have him dip it into the melted wax, withdraw, let it harden (while he winces), then dip it again, over and over, like dipping a candle, until his wax-coated cock is about 12" long and 3" in diameter... then fuck him.

That's probably the worst idea I have ever heard.

Don't do that.

Topic confess something hot/naughty/dirty
Posted 20 May 2015 20:22

One time my friend's wife threw her ass in a circle for me when he was at work. Throwing that ass in a loop loopy. Doing booty tricks.

Topic Apparently I'm Not Creative - Please Share Ideas
Posted 20 May 2015 19:25

As soon as he gets home, throw that ass in a circle.

Topic lust
Posted 20 May 2015 19:12

White women.

Buffy the white girl slayer.

Topic Do You Consider Yourself To Be A Feminist?
Posted 20 May 2015 10:38



You're doing it again, you're branding me something that you've assumed me to be and acting on it with a knee jerk response.

Try taking a shot at my arguments.

I'm not assuming it. You're telling me you are that by what you say.

And I have taken shots at your arguments. But you want to hide behind my ad hominem attacks as if this were an actual debate and the moderator is going to take a point away from me. LOL

Topic Do You Consider Yourself To Be A Feminist?
Posted 20 May 2015 10:30



You're answering my question with a question and have yet to make any point.

Feminism today is a collectivist movement. I'm not going to elaborate, it's in my previous posts and with context.



I made a point. It was about your fear and also about your misunderstanding of what feminism is.

I read your previous posts. You are just stating that it's a collectivist movement but you're not really saying why. You just say that feminists want special treatment for simply being women. Which isn't the case. Don't elaborate if you feel it will make you look stupid, that's understandable...but, a qualified woman wanting equal pay for doing the exact same thing as a man is not special treatment. It's by definition, equality. Be it working a drive through or driving a big rig. The same amount of work gets done, the pay should be equal, the opportunity for both sexes should be there to begin with. That is not collectivism. It's about human rights in general in a civilized society.

Topic Do You Consider Yourself To Be A Feminist?
Posted 20 May 2015 10:13



Of all the people I spoke to here, just one came close to understanding me.

*shrug*



I think I know what you are saying here. I'm not sure though. But I think you are saying that discrimination is wrong but attacking it with feminism is wrong as well because it would mean we are treating women in a special way and that we should focus on eradicating discrimination between the genders without a focus on women.

Am I close?

The problem is that you can't really do that. Would you have told black people during the civil rights movement to just ignore the morons and they will go away and expect to be take seriously? Do you seriously think you could have just said, "well let's not make black people special here by focusing on their plight specifically. That means they want to be special!" And you think people would go, "Man, that Richard is on to something."?

Topic Do You Consider Yourself To Be A Feminist?
Posted 20 May 2015 10:01





You know what you're doing? You're labeling me as 'something' and throwing blows.

You want to take your frustrations out on 'people like me', go ahead, but please, know EXACTLY what i'm trying to say before jumping to conclusions.

I'd like to see you contest the statement that feminism is a form of collectivism and has misuse....

Of all the people I spoke to here, just one came close to understanding me.

*shrug*



You can call it throwing blows... But it's true. It is weak to be afraid of equality between the sexes. Only a weak person would argue against giving people a far chance. Makes me wonder why they would do so.

Topic Do You Consider Yourself To Be A Feminist?
Posted 20 May 2015 09:58



"Effort ought to be focused on making the morons bear consequence for their acts of injustice and NOT on portraying women as a distinct class. "

How exactly did you construe a "give women a reason to question it" in my statement?

How exactly do you construe that feminism means women want special treatment?

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 20 May 2015 09:47

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Topic Do You Consider Yourself To Be A Feminist?
Posted 20 May 2015 09:41


Effort ought to be focused on making the morons bear consequence for their acts of injustice and NOT on portraying women as a distinct class.


Sounds like you are saying that we should reprimand those for disturbing the status quo and giving women a reason to question it.

Topic Why is the universe so big?
Posted 20 May 2015 09:28



I'm just asking questions. I think you'll find the twins question was in relation to the parent trap.

I know. I love your threads. They are my favorite.

Topic Do You Consider Yourself To Be A Feminist?
Posted 20 May 2015 09:23




I said - "Feminism in any form implicitly advocates the position of women as a special class of people".




It doesn't though.

It's like the civil rights movement when black people were fighting for equal rights like say, the right to use a nearby bathroom. Sometime's there wasn't any black bathrooms around. It doesn't mean that blacks wanted to be treated as a special class of people. It meant they wanted to be treated like everyone else.

I have never understood men like you who are so threatened by this subject. Men who see people standing up for women deservedly, as a threat. It's weak. It's weak to feel the way you do about it. It's weak to think you will be marginalized if women start being treated fairly. To associate fair with special is weak. To feel threatened by feminism makes me think you feel survival of the fittest catching up to you, and you're scared you'll be left behind.

Great minds aren't exclusive to one gender or another. There are a great number of men who stifle half of our population. Fortunately there are more and more men that have evolved out of your way of thinking and they will teach their sons and daughters that our brains all deserve an equal chance and our society will be better for it. More powerful. Look at some of the most underdeveloped backward ass countries on the planet and look at how they treat their women.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 19 May 2015 21:45

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