Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 09 Jun 2012 07:30


Starts in about an hour. Netherlands is one of the most entertaining teams to watch and Denmark is always a tough to team to beat. Should be good.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 09 Jun 2012 07:26

I hope they do leave the field if that happens. I hope the other team gets disqualified and the match ends right there.

If they leave the field, who wins? the Nazis or the players and the rest of the world?

It takes the public as a whole to not be a bunch of pussies and stand up to a group of ten skin heads and get them tossed or fuck them up.

Topic So have you been drunk boxed here on lush and how did it go?
Posted 08 Jun 2012 03:52

You playin coy Mr. Joto? ... We know the REAL McCOY, now don't we.

Sometimes one needs to be careful with those "boxes" or even "pm's" ... all the sudden with being drunk, it doesn't seem as funny to some, and you can have all kinds of things happen after that. Sometimes, it just isn't fair, huh Jefe.

P.s. I love you!

I love ya too dumb belle.

Well, to some nothing seems funny, wether it's from a drunk message or not. They seem to be looking to get offended... But enough about ancient history. That stuff is fucking ugly. Know what I'm sayin' Meggo?

Topic So have you been drunk boxed here on lush and how did it go?
Posted 07 Jun 2012 08:09

Deal? What deal? I dont know what you are talking about? Do I know you? Im gonna call security!!

Well, you probably wouldn't remember my face, just my waist ;)

Topic So have you been drunk boxed here on lush and how did it go?
Posted 07 Jun 2012 07:58

Tell me some stories .... daddy ( I've got plenty ... hiccup)

P.s. .. Don't they know by now? hahaha

I'm sure you do... Nothing like a little white lightning to get that motormouth going.

Topic So have you been drunk boxed here on lush and how did it go?
Posted 07 Jun 2012 07:56

Maybe after a few shots and I smoke your bone , I mean we smoke a bone!! Wait, I mean..................Im tired, Im going to bed!!

Just cause we are sober now doesn't mean this deal needs to be taken off the table, Nikki..

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 07 Jun 2012 07:51

Topic So have you been drunk boxed here on lush and how did it go?
Posted 06 Jun 2012 22:13

I am anything, but a Morning person ! I just get up because I have to!

blah5 Here, take another beer!

I like butt in the morning. Now you speekin my language. Heyyy in two more hours its not night time no mo mornig fox. Just throwing tht out there

Topic So have you been drunk boxed here on lush and how did it go?
Posted 06 Jun 2012 22:07

Ill trade you a Beer and a Shot for a Shot and a Beer!! Sound fair?

Fare enuff girl.. now let me get some o that drunk box.. I mean can I lick your vagina? shit, I mean.. cunnilingus.

Topic So have you been drunk boxed here on lush and how did it go?
Posted 06 Jun 2012 21:55

The perpetrator does have a point here. evil4

well duh.. she playingg hard to get. Major bolony. I wil try morning time. suggest she change name to mornign fox. chicks these days. SO a guy is a little drunk.. Sue me man!

Heyyyyyy.. how sexy would ladyx, noghtfox and magic douche threesome be?

any word on that beer? is ther a lush barkeep? Im gonna suggest that int hat aske for imptovements in shit forum section.

Topic So have you been drunk boxed here on lush and how did it go?
Posted 06 Jun 2012 21:39

I gave bever been druk noxed befour. I mean, mabe one time... not by fox tho

I have sent her, i dunno, like 10 boxes in the last 10 minut but she said she was busy?

Busy? with wat? its like nightime, she a nitefox, HELLO

I bet it wouldnt be wise to tell her I want to fick her lace right now..

I need a beer.

Topic Death Penalty. For or Against.
Posted 06 Jun 2012 11:07

Death Row inmates are housed separately, in solitary confinement. They have probably twice the number of corrections officers per unit, for probably less than half the number of inmates. The inmates often are on suicide watch, which means around-the-clock medical supervision. The maximum security housing units cost more to build and maintain than other prisons. The largest costs are legal fees. Appeals are filed and heard, more appeals filed and heard, more appeals are filed and heard... the longer time drags on, the appeals get more and more far-fetched, driving up costs for expert witnesses and forensic scientists to go over everything that's already been gone over a multitude of times before. It's probably not uncommon for a single appeal to cost well into the hundreds of thousands of dollars. The deal-breaker for me is that we taxpayers foot the bill for the attorneys and experts who act on the inmate's behalf, and we also pay for the attorneys and experts who act on our own behalf keeping the murderer on Death Row.

Isn't it insane that we have to pay for both sides of the same fight?

It is totally insane nudie pants. But I suppose it IS necessary to keep them separate. I mean, a man that has nothing to lose is a very very dangerous man. It's all very frustrating. I don't think there is a right answer on capital punishment.

I saw someone say that the death penalty is good cause it will prevent people from killing people. If that is true then there wouldn't be a death row. People that are in a frame of mind where they are capable of ending a life arnt thinking about anything besides their blood lust.

Also, I sometimes think that someone that has been in prison for 60 years has a lot of regrets. To be honest they might have some cautionary tales for the youths. The nightmares, the guilt. The guilt that must build up in them as the look back at their life. The waste of life they have created. I'm sure their words might be more effective than the threat of death. Especially since people that kill are fearless while they are in that frame of mind.

Topic What do you do in real life as opposed to online?
Posted 06 Jun 2012 09:42

It is what you make it. I could and should change things. In time, yeah?

Your life ain't too shabby, joto!

The only thing I would change, if I were you, are some of those hair brushes... I think they're broken or something.

Topic What do you do in real life as opposed to online?
Posted 06 Jun 2012 09:28

Lots of time is spent with family and friends.
I try to spend time experiencing different cultures, and people.
Volunteer work at the the Senior Center. I love listening and talking to them. So wise. I could spend all day just listening to their stories, and comforting them.
I'm not a licensed professional, but I color and style hair for the Seniors, and anyone else if they want.
I also color kids hair every color you could think of.
Time is spent with "troubled youth" or at the "Half way" house.
Festivals, Music, Flea Markets, Antiques, Art, Architecture, Stained Glass, ...... Any venue that has things that are made "old school" or with one's own hands I'm interested in.

I have an unfinished documentary that will be attended to next month.
I work in the residential construction field, specializing in certain trades.
I am a good "closer".
It's my name that is on the License, but I do not hold the title of President.
I will leave that part a mystery.

Sounds like a beautiful life you got there Angeheart.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 06 Jun 2012 09:26

Something like 130 incidents in Poland and Ukraine over the last year and a half. And since that's where a bunch of that matches are, it's got people concerned. In terms of playing the odds that you'll be hurt or killed at a match, I'm sure you're right. It's just sad that white supremacy has such a foothold in the sport in Europe, especially with certain clubs.

Oh I see, yeah that is a lot. Maybe those countries can take this as an opportunity to clean that shit up. Or at least crack some skulls back if the nazis attempt to embarress those host countries.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 06 Jun 2012 08:16

re: Euro, Hopefully nobody of color is hurt or killed by neo-nazis. Pretty reprehensible racist bullshit going on over there.

Was there a recent hooliganism or racist incident? I think sometimes those things get blown out of proportion... You have to imagine how many soccer games are played around the world. Reminds me of that fact that you are more likely to die in a car accident than an airplane crash. It's an irrational fear to be scared to fly.

Being scared of nazis or hooligans or just tosspots in general at soccer games is like being scared to go watch a baseball game in the states cause a guy was put in a coma after a game or scared to go to a charger game cause some guy got shot in the parking lot.

Topic What do you do in real life as opposed to online?
Posted 06 Jun 2012 08:07

I got that, thanks. I was implying that Clint is such a badass that he'd probably do just as well in the porn industry and become "the Clint Eastwood of fucking".

Also, he's probably a damn good fuck.

You're welcome. I hate assuming everyone functions on the same speed.

I don't know how mighty Clint's fuckin' prowess is but I imagine he has to get the rattler out and shake a little blue diamond out of it then pray he doesnt break a hip nowadays.

Topic Only vote 5?
Posted 06 Jun 2012 08:02

When I vote on a story I look at the overall score it has already received and then I have to decide if it was as good has its current score. If not, was it bad enough to deserve the drop it's likely going to get by my lower vote? One should consider that even a four vote will have a strong affect on a story that has only received say 10 votes. My single 4 could take the author of the top author of the month list on the front page. This will cost the author potential reads and that does hurt.
Perhaps it's because I do write, but I have to vote on a curve. I'll give a four if my vote doesn't have a huge negative impact but if it has 8 5 votes and I don't like it, I will withhold my vote. I see no reason to be the one to pop the authors bubble.
There are many who will, it doesn't have to be me.

To the original poster: The problem with any scoring system is that every author thinks their story is one of the best yarns of the 21st century... I compare it to parents and their babies. Have you ever been shown a picture of someone's baby after the go off on how cute it is then you see the picture and the baby looks like rodney dangerfield? It's kind of like that. No matter what system people are going to believe they should have perfect scores.

Milk the Red: so you're saying that the same story could either get a score of 5, 4 or other based on the current score? Like, you could read a story and consider it a 4 but then if you see the score is at a 3 you will give it a 5 because you think it deserves higher than a 3 even though you considered the story a 4? Am I understanding correctly?

Topic Why do guys show their dicks??
Posted 05 Jun 2012 22:27


Come'on man...paragraph this kind of response. Or any kind of reply; are you lighting up again. Felix? Hoarding that spliff?

You can do better. I have witnessed such, before.

Look, I'm letting this slide this time old-timer...

Also if its the fucktards that show their dicks... No matter how majestic, like in my case. What do you call the guys that show off their ass while rolling around in bed like some young chick? clown

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 05 Jun 2012 22:04

Topic What do you do in real life as opposed to online?
Posted 05 Jun 2012 21:58

I always imagined that Clint Eastwood was the Clint Eastwood of fucking.

He asked if I worked behind the camera or in front. Clint is probably the greatest actor/director ever. I added "of fucking" cause it's porn.

Topic Expressing dialog, verbal, written, thought.
Posted 05 Jun 2012 14:02

A great deal depends on whom the narrator of the story is, the Point of View, who knows what, etc. If you visualize the story like a live stage play, we (the audience/reader) cannot hear the thoughts of the characters so they must be portrayed through actions or dialogue. In most cases, the inner thoughts of a character are superfluous, if their actions and dialogue convey what is intended. So that eliminates the need for one style of dialgue. Or it can be summed up while a character is alone and ruminating or reflecting what has happened in retrospect.

Written communications are usually set in place by introductory descriptions, such as "She read his email..." etc. If they are communicating via IM or google chat, I think it should be treated as normal dialogue with again a set up that the reader knows that is how they are communicating.

One thing with dialogue I always find superfluous are examples like -- "What are you doing?" she inquired -- it's obvious this is a question from the question mark, why add that she "inquired"? It is unnecessary and adds absolutely no new information.

Well, she is asking a question so you either say "she inquired" or "she asked" etc. Its not so much about stating wether it's a question or not, it's more about attributing the dialogue to a character to avoid confusion.

What I see the most in books. If its spoken dialogue then it belongs in quotes. Thoughts I have seen in italics. And written notes and such not in italics or quotes but indented in. So it looks like a floating block of text.

Topic What do you do in real life as opposed to online?
Posted 05 Jun 2012 13:32

Behind the camera or in front of the camera? Or both?

I'm like the Clint Eastwood of fucking.

Topic What do you do in real life as opposed to online?
Posted 05 Jun 2012 13:21

You work for Fredericks of Hollywood?

Close. I'm actually a pornographer.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 05 Jun 2012 13:15

Euro is almost here. Pretty excited. Hopefully they can match the magic this song created after a goal was scored. If it was the first goal, a goal to tie or a goal to win, this song blasting as soon as the ball touched the net was just awesome.

Edit. It's just like the first 15 seconds or so of the song that they played.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 05 Jun 2012 13:12

A lot of those players may be under 23 but some/most of them are good enough for the senior team and their payroll for their clubs is probably greater than most senior teams as well. Mexico wasn't full strength either. Was a great friendly between giants of their continents and I think Mexico was lucky on the first goal and lucky that the ref didn't call a penalty against. Switching over momentum to a team like brazil while they are only one goal down will result in brazil evening up or winning. That said, teams still need to make their own luck.

I understand what the brazilians were thinking. It's Mexico, one of the worst teams at defending in the air. The problem was that they were going for the air down the middle. Even on corner kicks they elected to play out instead of going for the header. Really confusing against Mexico since that is their major weakness. At least they are testing it out now. The Olympic gold is the one prize Brazil hasn't attained yet right? When everyone uses the olympic teams, they might just dominate.

Also, Mexico wasn't just defending. What they did so effectively was double team the right guy every time suffocating Brazils attack. I mean, the frustration on Neymar and Marcelo's face could let you know how much the reduced space was affecting them. The real key to victory was that Mexico kept playing the ball out if the defense calmly to kill Brazils momentum and put the ball on Brazils half for extended periods. The teams that clear the ball out of their half and let brazil attack and attack are the ones that stand no chance.

I'm looking forward to the next game... To be honest, I want them to spank Argentina. Hopefully they remember that their strength is creativity in the midfield and teamwork up ahead with that constant threat of a superstar individual play at any time. To me that is what sets Brazil apart. You can kill every strategy they have but before you couldn't stop Romario, Bebeto, Ronaldo from releasing a wonder play at any moment. This brazil team seems to lack that. When before that had 8 players on the pitch that could dribble past 3 defenders and score now they don't. Neymar can, but like you say, he and some of the others are green still.

Topic What's your favourite joke?
Posted 05 Jun 2012 10:41

It's a toss up between insult based jokes and... The human condition.

Topic Death Penalty. For or Against.
Posted 05 Jun 2012 10:33

From the couple of websites I looked at, most say that housing inmates on Death Row costs about $90k more per year. The fix is simple. Let's restrict death penalty cases to a small section of people. Whatever that section may be. Death may ONLY be use when there is DNA and other irrefutable (sp.) proof of guilt. Once convicted with 100% certainty, they go down.

I'm not saying we should fry every criminal. But the true monsters out there, I don't have a problem with legally carried out death sentence. Strangely, I'm 100% against in-prison retribution of inmates exacting revenge of other "worse" offending inmates.

Yeah, the cost to house them is one of those things that adds to the ridiculousness of it all. That's part of what I meant by everything leading up to the penalty being what costs not the actual method. It all seems fucked up. I mean they even put death row inmates on suicide watch.. It's insanity right? I don't really know WHY it costs more. Separate facility I guess, psychologists and all of that shit. Not sure why, but the system needs repair.

It's not that strange you feel that way. I would imagine in prison retributions are more about satisfying their own blood lust rather than the desire for justice.

Topic time signals messed up in US
Posted 05 Jun 2012 10:18

It's the first sign.

2012 man... Kingdom come... Revelations... Fire and brimstone... End of days... The apocalypse... 1000 million angels are all trimming their wicks as we speak!

I saw a pale horse and it's name was death.

Topic Death Penalty. For or Against.
Posted 05 Jun 2012 10:09

I don't have the energy either. But if it costs more to put a 100% surely guilty monster down as it does to clothe, feed, and house him for 20,30,60+ years... then we're spending too much. Strap in down, give him the same thing the give a person in the hospital that is about to die to kill the pain..... inject whatever needed to stop all life. What's that cost? Couple hundred bucks?

I hear what you're saying and I'd rather carry out the penalty myself. But if not me, I'm fine with a man in a black hood doing it too.

That's always the age old argument when debating the death penalty. Yeah, I hear you that it should only cost a couple hundred... Fuck, I could kill a guy with a plastic bag if I want to, those are free. It's not so much the method of killing them that is expensive. It's the circus surrounding it all. Everything leading up to it.