Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic 0
Posted 26 May 2015 08:33

Topic How do I attract a female audience?
Posted 26 May 2015 08:15

Make it known that you eat ass.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 25 May 2015 22:58


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Topic Do you like funny girls?
Posted 25 May 2015 17:09

I know this one girl who is unintentionally funny. It turns me on.

Topic Tomorrowland
Posted 25 May 2015 15:57

Spoilers ahead.

A 50 year old man being bitter about a relationship that ever happened when he was 13 is weird. At the end I thought clooney was going to kiss that little girl. It was just really weird. It's a weird story to write. The movie itself, was pretty boring to me. The only character I found interesting was the little girl robot, good actress.

Topic The random thread
Posted 25 May 2015 00:23

Here's a random story for you.

Hmmm it wasn't a very hard puzzle to put together. It all fits. What was one of those quotes that I saw over the weekend? You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig? yeah, that was one of the 60 I saw over the weekend. Wasn't another one about not believing that revenge can turn around and bite you on your dumbass? Yeah I think it was that one. Oh but according to an onslaught of ecards, i'm a
a bitch
trailer trash
(I've never lived in a trailer park so don't know what that ones about)
a pig,
an elephant,
batshit crazy,
a liar,
a psychopath,
a sociopath,
a compulsive liar,
just plain old crazy,
told to shut the fuck up because I am nothing at all. Because ecards say it, it must be true! Well, guess what? I'm smarter than a bunch of people put together. Let's wait and see who Karma bites on the ass. If I had been left alone, I wouldn't have given anything a second thought.
Isn't this how drama starts? by a bunch of people ganging up on one person and causing trouble?

Trinket, I give you a lot of shit, like a lot of shit. But seriously, you okay dude? I know you're not a liar. I know you get riled up. Don't let people piss you off. Wear some armor. Trust your armor. Seriously, This post, this one, I am not trying to fuck with you. Just a little concerned after reading what you wrote.

Topic The Quality of Stories and Poems
Posted 24 May 2015 22:02

A story, in any genre, is good if it sparks your sense of wonder, curiosity, imagination or moves you in any way. Big or small.

Trying to apply theory or numbers to that is silly.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 24 May 2015 21:52

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 24 May 2015 21:12

Posted 23 May 2015 08:00

This isn't like when Ireland accidentally legalized meth, is it?

Topic Mom arrested on terrorism for Facebook rant that called for "Death to all white cops nationwide
Posted 22 May 2015 23:35

Oh wow!! ok no im not but thank yu u just made a meal by posting that to a mutual non friend..i was trying to calm it down is all..FFs U pooped on my head in the seagul forum an i never did anything to you except get manipulated i was new here

Goodnight Felix xo

Topic Mom arrested on terrorism for Facebook rant that called for "Death to all white cops nationwide
Posted 22 May 2015 23:31

hmmmm bootyshake

I am not saying anyones worng jack just should get back on track is all..I've told him off too.

Point is this woman ddi this wanted all white police killed is that appropriate?

You're home, go drunk.

Topic Mom arrested on terrorism for Facebook rant that called for "Death to all white cops nationwide
Posted 22 May 2015 23:14

nor can you JaKc. In the Queens English not that her Royal Majesty would dignify herself with foul language but its correctly said "mother fucker"..just sayin coffee

Kiera...quiet down. You're out of your element.

Plus, you seem drunk.

Topic Do You Consider Yourself To Be A Feminist?
Posted 22 May 2015 23:03

Passionate, outspoken feminists are referred to as "feminazis" because some people, for one, don't realize that gender equality in no way compares to the holocaust, and two, would rather those outspoken, passionate feminists not speak at all. It seems to be the sad reality.
I do consider myself to be a feminist. I'm still working on the outspoken part. It's a goal of mine since I've always been rather quiet and introverted.

This is a great reply to this subject. I'm not one to say what is a good reply or not on this subject. But in my opinion, this is a good one.

You should speak out more.

Topic Mom arrested on terrorism for Facebook rant that called for "Death to all white cops nationwide
Posted 22 May 2015 22:56

I'm happy to connect the dots.

A definition of lunacy is extreme foolishness or an instance of it ('it' refers to foolishness, in this context).

Racism falls under the category of extreme foolishness, as it's a foolish system (discriminating against someone because of skin pigmentation is inherently foolish).

Therefore, it's not at all far-fetched to associate racism with lunacy.

Do you follow?

I dont think legally anyone would accept associating lunacy with racism . No one has ever argued that as far as i know . It's also no longer accepted as a technical word and is viewed as offensive.

ok i'll just have you know that not once in this thread in which you frequetly posted in did you use the word 'lunacy'in regards to racism in this thread. You chose words such as 'Hate' and 'bigot' instead.

Can you unlock that please ? becaause i had something i wanted to say but, didn't get the chance to post my thoughts. thank you for your understanding .

I don't know... I looked up what fool means and it's pretty spot on for anything I have seen you post.

Definition of FOOL

1: a person lacking in judgment or prudence

You have constantly displayed a lack of both. Constantly.

It's also no longer accepted as a technical word and is viewed as offensive.

Technical word? Really? You can't even spell, muthafucka.

Topic Sleep sexy
Posted 22 May 2015 22:48

I've been awakened by a hard cock shoved between my legs, but I always wake up to enjoy it.

...what about in the butt

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 22 May 2015 22:36

Bouncing off the walls.

Topic What Makes Someone A Slut?
Posted 22 May 2015 21:16

laughing6 I knew this formula would be brought up sooner or later, I'm 25

Well, let's see missy. Let's get down to brass taxes.

25 ÷ 2 = 12.5 - 26 = - 13.5

Oh...oh dear.

You don't quite need Jesus, like Lindseyaggie, up there...But you might need some counseling.

I am available, Saturday from 6:00 PM (sometimes this will be delayed until sunday 11:00am) to Sunday 7:00 pm (sometimes not 'til Monday around noon) But otherwise I am available for consolation for these very slutty matters you are dealing with. I am hands on, very thorough, and I care.

Topic Big bust up over 'gay cake' Who do you think is right?
Posted 22 May 2015 13:27

You know what... I believe you would!

Like, I'd wear a tight vneck shirt and a silk ascot. Draw one of those pencil thin mustaches right over my lip. Borrow my friend's papillon dog and walk in with it in one arm and a rainbow colored bedazzled christening gown in the other and ask them to make a cake that looks like the gown, but a little gayer.

Topic Big bust up over 'gay cake' Who do you think is right?
Posted 22 May 2015 13:13

Just bumping this cos the ruling from the courts came this week. The judge fined the bakery £500 because they unlawfully discriminated against the sexual orientation of the gay couple.

The bakery has said it will now only do birthday and Christening cakes

The full case and the ruling can be read here anyone for cake?

D x

I think if I lived close to that bakery I would go and order a cake for a gay Christening just to see what happens.

Topic What is your favourite item of clothing to wear? Any type of attire, but only one thing.
Posted 22 May 2015 13:02

Right now, am awfully fond of my black trench coat. It gives that extra dash of class and is just a great coverall for any sexy outfit! Once walked out in nothing but, and boy did I find myself some trouble... ;) x

Damn. Walking around looking like a sexy little present waiting to get unwrapped.

Topic What Makes Someone A Slut?
Posted 22 May 2015 12:04

So using this formula:

26 / 2 - ((65 x 2 = 130) + 400 = 530) = -517

makes me a slut since it's a negative number. My question Magical Felix is Is that a bad thing?

Mass is on Sunday at 7 and 9 am.

Topic Review: Map Of Beauty
Posted 22 May 2015 10:15

So...after you opened the amazon box...was the wig itchy when you tried it on?

Topic What Makes Someone A Slut?
Posted 22 May 2015 10:10

A friend and I were recently having a drunken conversation about sex and she jokingly said I was a slut after I told her how many sexual partners I've had. It didn't bother me, but it did make me question what actions would qualify someone as being a slut. To date, I've slept with 26 men and women. But I've been sexually active for a little over 8 years, which is on average 3-4 partners a year. I enjoy sex, whether it be with men or women, and I suppose I've had a lot of it in my life. And if that makes me a slut, whore, whatever, so be it. But my question is, in your own opinion what makes a man or woman a 'slut'.

Not trying to cast judgment on others, just curious.

t's pretty simple actually. You learn the equation in high school.

Girls age ÷ 2 - sex partners = a negative or positive number.

If the number is negative she's a slut.

So, if the woman is 30 and she's had 10 partners you'd do this.

30 ÷ 2 = 15 - 10 = 5 = Not a slut.

If the woman is 30 and she's had 21 partners you'd do this.

30 ÷ 2 = 15 - 21 = -6 = She's a pretty big slut, bruh.

There is an exception to be made for threesomes/gangbangs though. Like if the 30 year old woman that had 10 partners had 6 of those at the same time you must multiply that number by two before plugging it into the equation. So it would go like this.

30 ÷ 2 = 15 (6 x 2 = 12 + 4 = 16) - 16 = -1 = She's a slut unless she keeps her legs closed for a while.

If you tell me your age I can calculate, with great accuracy, if you are a slut or not.

Topic Apparently I'm Not Creative - Please Share Ideas
Posted 22 May 2015 08:56

...what a bunch of dilettantes! crybaby You'd be surprised at the things some people try! After the first dip, I hear it's much easier!


Topic Apparently I'm Not Creative - Please Share Ideas
Posted 22 May 2015 08:14

Does that really work? I mean it sounds really kinky but can you really turn a cock into a 12 inch wonder?

This made me giggle.


Getting hot wax in your pee hole and letting it harden is probably not safe. If you tied someone up and did this, you'd probably go to prison.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 22 May 2015 08:06

Topic Strangest Fetish You've Ever Encountered
Posted 22 May 2015 07:56

When I was 19 I dated a 21 year old chick who was obsessed with smelling my dick. Like I would be laying on the bed watching TV and she would just pull it out and start smelling it. Almost every time, after 20 minutes or so of smelling, she would look up at me and ask if it was weird then go back to smelling.

Edit: Whoops, this was ask the gals. Sorry pervs.

Topic What stories would you like to see more of on lush?
Posted 22 May 2015 06:59

How big we talkin'? Think