Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 15 Jun 2012 15:09

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 15 Jun 2012 15:07

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 15 Jun 2012 15:06

Topic Shemales: Are they the straight man's 'free zone'?
Posted 15 Jun 2012 14:55

Disclaimer: I'm stating some thoughts at the risk of sounding close minded... I assure you I am not prejudice.

I am not sure what you mean by "free zone" but I am going to assume you mean engaging in gay acts, like getting penetrated by another man, and then pretending it wasn't gay.

I see it more like: having a girl lick your ass is marijuana... Getting fucked by a girl with a strap on, up your ass, while you're all face down gasping n shit, that's gay heroin... Getting fucked by a guy? Wether you want to add "she" before male or not is just gay. That is a gay act. The guy may not be gay, but he should know he's taking part in a gay act. Let's call a spade a spade here.

I mean If a gay guy fucked a girl, I doubt that gay guy would say. "it was a gay act and it's not straight don't be i'gnat!!!" That makes no sense.

In conclusion, I suppose that in my opinion there is no "free zone" when you are fucking a guy or blowing him or him you or any combination you want to come up with... That is gay, for the time you are with this dude you are free to be gay.

Addendum: Not saying it makes or turns you gay... You just may be a late bloomer, if this is what you are up to. Or you just may be a straight guy who likes to do gay stuff is all... Just saying that sex with men when you are a man is gay.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 15 Jun 2012 10:27


Topic What Happened in the Year You Were Born?
Posted 15 Jun 2012 09:36

Not if they fucked in January, February or March..

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2012 08:35

More Euro action today. France vs. Ukraine in a little bit. ESPN 2 in the states. I think France will win but I'm cheering for Shevchenko and the Ukraine. Let's see if the old horse can do it again!

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2012 08:34

Who are the Boca Seniors?

Not sure but I think Sienfeld's dad is one of them laughing8 A hilarious little fuck told me that.

Topic tell us what we missed!
Posted 15 Jun 2012 08:27

I know you weren't implying I've only been with one woman. Two, tops.

In my marriage, I see the problems. I know what's going on. What I do now is totally by choice. No one is to blame for my situation but myself. I say that so I don't sound like a hypocrite, but there are just as many needy and co-dependant dudes out there too. I see guys out there that are incapably of making any decision on their own. Always seeking approval from their gf/wife. Neediness is not gender specific by any means.

Oh yeah, I totally agree. Its a frame of mind that is not gender specific.

Topic tell us what we missed!
Posted 15 Jun 2012 07:58

Actually, I was talking about someone else. I have been with more than one woman in my life. lol

I'm not talking about the "good" things you mentioned above. I'm talking about things like, moping around and being sad at work when I'm not there. When I'd have a day off I'd go play basketball with my buddies, maybe once a month. Then going to her place to find her crying because I "don't love her" anymore. If I was sitting watching tv and just having one of those days when I don't feel like talking, she'd get depressed becasue something was "bothering me".

Those examples aren't really working. But this ex of mine was exhausting. I truly felt like I had to put a happy face on at all times. It was true co-dependancy. She gave up all her friends and hobbies and did NOTHING without me. Called me from work 10-15 times a day. Everyday. Trust me, it wasn't a good thing.

My mistake, I assumed it was your wife cause the question asked about your GF/wife. I wasn't implying you've only been with one woman, I know you're a ladies' man..

Yeah that level of neediness is something else. I find when girls act like that it's cause there is some need that isn't getting fulfilled. It's like they make up for an emptiness in there lives by attention seeking on that level. Unlocking that need can be really tough though.

Topic tell us what we missed!
Posted 15 Jun 2012 06:57

Oh and to answer the question.. I wish my wife/GF was more... Jessica Biel.

Topic tell us what we missed!
Posted 15 Jun 2012 06:54

Secure and independant. I don't want to be responsible for all her entertainment, worth, and emotions. It's way too much a burden to be responsible for another person's mood. That's your shit, not mine.

Wow man, that's your wife... That's what I would say to a casual friend that started getting dramatic on me.

I've never been married but I have had serious girlfriends I've lived with so it's almost the same thing. A couple of these girls were very attached to me and it was like that, very dependent on me for their mood or happiness. But many many women are like that when they are with a man they really love. I mean they look up to us, some of them need to follow, they need to be told where YOU chose to reserve a table for dinner. They want to get excited about a concert tickets that YOU scored. They want to pout and vent and complain sometimes and they want you to be that dude that snaps them out of that. They want you to be that guy that first attracted them, that dude that made them happier than any other girl when you first met them.

I can see that desire to try hard to make her happy, that instinct to "daddy" your girl fading when you've been married for a long time, not judging... But did you always feel that way? "your emotions are your shit, not mine" I can't imagine a girl wanting to marry me in the first place if that was my attitude.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 14 Jun 2012 20:15

Topic Like/dislike button on comments/forum posts/pictures
Posted 14 Jun 2012 15:40

I think they said before that a like button in the forum would be a bitch to implement cause the forum code is more fucked up than tommie chong... I would like one though. I don't see a problem with people liking posts. If there is a debate going on and one side gets a bunch of likes and the other doesn't then we can see what people think. What's wrong with that?

Also, if people that don't usually post or anything do happen to get brave enough to post and someone likes what they said they might post more.

Just a like button, not a dislike button. I can see people crying about favoritism or hurt feelings or whatever over a dislike button... But I have wanted to say hey, that was funny or smart but a whole post just to kiss ass isn't really adding to a thread so a like button would be cool.

Funny comeback... LIKE

Good point... LIKE

Nice haiku... LIKE

Cool picture of some tits... LIKE

Why wouldn't anyone want that?

Topic Happy Birthday Gav!
Posted 14 Jun 2012 12:40

Happy Birthday man. Thanks for the countless hours of work you do for everyone to enjoy.

I know you guys must know how to party in a galaxy far far away. Hope you get the best entertainment today :D

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 14 Jun 2012 12:37

I´ve come to the conclusion that we are pretty much saying the same thing... going back to the foto you posted... I´m glad he scored those two goals because it shows that he is not totally over. He needs to have more recognition for all that he has done in his career.

By saying he went is focusing on his national team - I meant that he is not going to get any kind of European Glory Dinamo Kiev , they just arent good enough. Maybe he will win some national trphies and championships... but overall this is his last time to shine on the European Stage... and im damn glad he did.

He used to be one of my favorite #9.

Yeah, now you're saying that...

Topic Kiss or Piss or Fig.
Posted 14 Jun 2012 12:19


With a name like that... I think fig.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 14 Jun 2012 12:12

Im well aware that Dinamo is not the national team. I´m not sure if you are know this, but when players are sold between clubs from two diferent countries there is a contract fine to be paid. His pass had to be bought by Chelsea. As a part of this negociation, the player usually receive a hefty signing bonus that is usually around 10-20% of the fee paid by the buying club. 30,8 Million Pounds to be exact was the fine. So if we do the math, the got a signing bonus of 3-6 million plus his weekly salary of 120,000 Pounds added to the fact that the move to chelsea was not desired by him, he did not adapt very well and lost his motivation, it happens - look at Torres same thing is happening to him.

Shevchenko agreed to the transfer only because his wife pressured him to leave Milan. So he was not at ease. So much so that he eventually moved back to Milan on Loan to try something, even accepting to declined receiving the rest of his salary (so he basically played for free) so that he could try something again in Milan. In the end, he wasnt able to recover any kind of form and decided the easier way out which was moving back to Ukraine and finish out his carreer in the team where he started and playing for his national team.

And speaking about defensive football, have you ever watched Italian football - this is what they are know for... When he played in AC Milan with Kaka they were based on defense maldini, Nesta were the back bone of the team, Pirlo, abrosini and seedorf and gatuso are exactly the most offensive players int he world. he was a lone striker in a team built on counter attacks, that were lead by the speed of Kaka... did you even watch him play? The Calccio is a joke - apart from the top 3 teams (Inter, Juventus and Milan) the rest are crap. Its natural for a striker to score a lot.

Chelsea under Mourinho at the time of his contract was a team built on the same principle, which is why they decided to buy the player. He did not adapt to the game in england - faster, more dynamic, way more brutal then anywhere else.

He's always played for his national team... Always... Always a club and a national team (you said he didn't, all I said was that he has always played for a club and country, you made it sound like he quit to play for a national team exclusively)... If I were him I would go back to kiev too so I can play instead of riding the bench cause I'm the fourth striker behind young guys and guys in their prime.

kaka and ronaldino are pure offense. What players like that did chelsea have? Lampard? Of course a lone striker is what you would pick if you had play makers like that on either side and behind... Why would you put two strikers in? Inter and ac milan are the exception, those teams attack.. Seedorf is defensive? Scored a lot for a defensive player. Even pirlo attacks. Milan at that time was probably the most offensive team in serie A. I really hope youre not saying that milan is as defensive as chelsea...

Anyway all that other shit about if hes good or bad or old or not caring doesnt have anything to do with your statement. I posted picture of him cause he's a 35 year old scoring twice in a EURO to come back from 1-0 down to win the game. You said he focused on his national team. I said that wasn't true. You started in with trying to justify your mistake by then saying that well, his form dropped.. No one said he didnt.

Im well aware that Dinamo is not the national team

Well thats where he's been playing... NOT just focusing on his national team... So I was wondering if you were confused.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 14 Jun 2012 11:57

No one yells that word at rodeos either or at least any I have been to. You are right the vast majority of folks won't stand for some hateful moron doing some shit like that. I'd sure want to get in a punch if someone did.

Fuck yeah... Here in the United States the public will for sure shut a racist down.

The rodeo comment was a bad joke... I know Rodeo fans arnt racist. I go to rodeos all the time. I do apologize to rodeo fans.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 14 Jun 2012 11:22

Cricket sure as hell ain't baseball...

Hell those cricket dudes don't even chew tobacco!

Didn't you hear what that dude said... It's rounders and it's only played by girls... But we are the dumb Americans calling football soccer. Even though they do the same thing with baseball...

Topic While vs. Whilst
Posted 14 Jun 2012 11:17

i bet you use 'Hence' tho. And drink tea with your pinky sticking out. :)

I do use hence. Mostly when typing to make a point. I just hate people who are impotent to give a valid reason for bugging me, hence my reply to this new pathetic fool that has been passive aggressive for a while now but as soon as he's confronted he changes his tune. So pathetic. Chicken shit.

I also don't give a fuck if everyone here thinks I'm the bad guy. If not pussy footing around people's passive aggression or shallow posturing makes me the bad guy? So be it.

And yeah, I stick my pinky out. I love tapping my pinky ring on my glass as I chill. It's purely for effect.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 14 Jun 2012 11:08

He def. did not do well in Chelsea and has not done too much over in Dinamo - he is close to home now.

And i dont see the MLS as a glue factory at all. It has consistently grown over the last 10 years... Ok that the players are older... but its still great that they went to the mls rather then to qatar or saudi arabia...

Yeah but that's not what you said first.. You made it sound like he quit playing club football to focus on a national team when that's not the case.

He was in his prime at Milan.. He was bought by Chelsea cause their billionaire owner wanted to put a team of superstars together like if it were a video game. Of course he didn't score as many goals... Chelsea had like 5 superstar strikers. And shevchenko was past his prime playing on a team that plays defensive.. He's a pure striker....

Kiev isnt the national team... It's in his home country yes.. But that doesnt mean he's not focusing on his club.. What are you taking about? I was correcting your misstatement. And also, he's 35... Of course he's not as good.

I miss talking soccer with the painter..

Where are you painter?

Topic While vs. Whilst
Posted 14 Jun 2012 07:25

I bow to the Marvelous LadyX and adore the ever Delightful Shylass...

I do apologize to the other readers... My vision sometimes misses the arena I am in.

s o I bury all ..

How weak... Hopefully the next time you grow some balls they don't shrink back up the second I reply to you.

Whilst. Yeah, where I am from it is not used in conversation.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 14 Jun 2012 07:18

When he went to chelsea he had no more motivation, he had many family problems thusly deciding to move back "home". He is old and this probably his last Euro. So I´m glad he got some media attention, because he surely did some really great things when he played in Milan.

It would be great to see him in the MLS - he would score left and right probably.

You said He focused on his national team after milan. That's not the case. Just saying...

Him going to MLS will be lame like Rafa Marquez, Thierry Henry and David Beckham.. They don't even try. MLS is like a glue factory where the old horses go to die. Its kinda sad.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 14 Jun 2012 07:15

yeah we call baseball rounders.

same game but for little schoolgirls

So the Brits did the same thing with baseball as Americans did with football? Call it something different? Or was baseball around over there first and was it the Americans that changed the name to baseball? Or this the same thing that people whine about... the fact that we call it soccer. You call baseball rounders, whats the difference?

Topic Do you have any non erotic literary influences?
Posted 12 Jun 2012 19:41

Anyone can clearly see the Hemingway, Marukami, Dubus III influence in my work. Particularly in my One Thing Leads to Another series.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 12 Jun 2012 19:25

I love the smell of shallow posturing in the morning.

Topic While vs. Whilst
Posted 12 Jun 2012 18:35

Yeah FTL male, what was the point?

I'm asking you why you feel the need to bug me like this then back out and say "you like me" when you are questioned to elaborate on your fixation with me.

Topic Last Two Letters ....
Posted 12 Jun 2012 18:30


Topic While vs. Whilst
Posted 12 Jun 2012 18:25

*fizzle pop*

Yeah, I guess you hear that frequently as well.

You want my attention really bad don't you? Why, why is that? I really am curious.