Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 06 May 2014 01:23

i was trying to be funny when i made that post. i thought jenny would come in and say something but she deleted instead. if i was really her don't you think i would have tried to delete. no matter


You're so unbelievably stupid yet bold. It's quite a combination to behold.

Topic what happened to JohnC?
Posted 05 May 2014 21:05



No, my leaving had nothing to do with Jack though (Magical_felix), though I do see he is up to his old behavior.



You can't quit me.

Topic what happened to JohnC?
Posted 05 May 2014 10:14



Thanks, MF, just spit coffee all over my keyboard laughing...

Sorry about that... laughing8

Topic What is the sexiest thing a girl can wear to bed?
Posted 05 May 2014 09:18

I like when girls where t-shirts and no panties to bed.

Topic what happened to JohnC?
Posted 05 May 2014 08:59

I heard it was an undiscovered extreme case of butthurt. The doctors are still dislodging the internet from his ass.

Topic Sexless life or lifeless sex?
Posted 04 May 2014 20:15

The latter. My penis can't tell the difference.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 04 May 2014 20:09

http://24.media.tumblr.com/98efa1f3e655676dd6a3248140d8a237/tumblr_mqejlbT2uT1rd11tco1_500.png

Topic Stuck in the friend zone
Posted 02 May 2014 23:14

I'm not a vary out going person, I'm vary quiet till I get to know you really good. I've had a lot of close friends that are girls but none that want to go that step further they ALL say we ought to just stay friend. But I don't want that because If we just stay friends we will never see what could have been. I'm about to be 20 and never had a girlfriend or been on a real date. It bugs me but I know it kills my parents and my older brother. And I'm afrai that my yunger brother is going in the same direction as me and I don't want that for him eather.

Next time you are with a girl who has friend zoned you and she's all like "omg you're so cute and you listen so well, I'm so glad we are friends aww" and she gives you her purse to hold while she goes to the bathroom... Pick a guy out and and start some shit with him. Tell him to stop eyeballing you or you're gonna make that pig he calls a girlfriend squeal. That should be enough to get almost any guy pissed enough to come at you. Make sure you time it just right so that when she comes out of the bathroom you are beating the shit out of this guy. Like straight gorilla mode. Then when you walk out of the place with her you explain that the guy you beat up had said some really awful things about her as she was going to the bathroom. Things you just can't bring yourself to repeat. Next thing you know she'll be asking you to hold her purse as she hops on your dick.

1. Make sure it's a guy who isn't gonna kick your ass. That would be the worst case scenario.

2. (Optional) Ask if anyone else has anything funny to say.

Topic DIY toy help
Posted 02 May 2014 22:52

Duct tape.

Topic Do guys really imagine having sex with all of their female friends?
Posted 02 May 2014 22:44

Not at the same time.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 02 May 2014 22:38

//www.youtube.com/embed/MB59g5_l9DM

Topic Acoustic Marvels
Posted 02 May 2014 22:10

//www.youtube.com/embed/91g8pkBVRAw

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 02 May 2014 11:34

https://24.media.tumblr.com/8d5b40785eaaa743bff46afd836fa992/tumblr_n4wx3hprOu1stqozno1_500.jpg

Topic Do you pee when your partner is in the bathroom with you.
Posted 02 May 2014 11:27



NO common senses would mean they used the toilet

Oooooh, I thought you meant you were showering together.

Topic Have you ever been busted by the cops while having sex?
Posted 02 May 2014 01:33



Cool, I negotiated for $1000.00 per five word/line/paragraph. And a jug of Mogen David 20/20 - thanks to my good friend Magical Pussycat, who told me that this would be some kickass knockyoudown juice...

Whatever the fuck that crazy talk means in California-speak

Oh man, you've struck oil!

Can't wait to see you embarrass yourself. (once again)

I eagerly await for this negotiation to amount to nothing for you.

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 02 May 2014 01:21




http://upload.lushstories.com/2051220735-Knickerbocker.gif

What the fuck is this? Grow some balls before coming at me. laughing8

http://upload.lushstories.com/1694767982-youlacklluevos .jpg

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 01 May 2014 13:38

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb12kaZkyh1rw7ovro1_500.png

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Topic Ever been busted by the cops?
Posted 01 May 2014 13:32



What are you prepared to pay.

You know you'd do it for a 12 pack of MGD.

Topic Does she like me?
Posted 01 May 2014 10:17

So as I left it, the last text I got from her was a :/ upset face after telling her to just forget about this stuff and no hard feelings which was Tuesday night. Yesterday I wake up, go throughout my day normally and then at 9:45pm I get a text from her. It's another stupid pic of herself when she was a little girl, and the message reads: "see I told you I haven't changed".

Literally have no idea what that's supposed to mean. Last time she did this we were cool and I went with it and joked n flirted over her pic. I haven't responded yet though, don't think I will. But what's the deal? Why send me weird younger version pics of yourself?

Send her a dick pic.

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 30 Apr 2014 22:29

http://upload.lushstories.com/2046757791-tumblr_mocp40KAX01ssij4go1_400.gif

Topic Do you pee when your partner is in the bathroom with you.
Posted 30 Apr 2014 21:59

I think most partners have it's only natural we do everything else together. The only problem I had was once I was showering and my partner at the time decided to take a number 2... .

Like they squatted and let loose down the drain? Or like a standing number 2?

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 30 Apr 2014 21:43

https://31.media.tumblr.com/80aaf908a08ab34d4cbee12fd17f81b6/tumblr_n4kl24pIjw1rzbj5mo1_250.gif

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Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 30 Apr 2014 21:28




No, it was your team of doctors with your final diagnosis. My gifs weren't intended for anyone personally. Read the title of the thread.





I was just asking Trinket, stop being so mean.


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Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 30 Apr 2014 21:20

http://upload.lushstories.com/207918311-tumblr_n34momakSK1s7tqseo1_400.gif

//www.youtube.com/embed/eP_L7uJV8ek

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 30 Apr 2014 16:47



WOW you're fucking hilarious you.

Thank you.

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 30 Apr 2014 15:47



I asked a "rhetorical question" which means no answer is needed alright!

Mine was a rhetorical answer, son.

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 30 Apr 2014 15:41



An exactly who are you don't ever call me Son I'm not your son alright. Your one of these people i was talking about if you got nothing good to say then don't say
then don't comment its simple!!!

You asked a question. I was just answering it. Lush isn't a church group, son.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 30 Apr 2014 15:34

https://31.media.tumblr.com/d66eff8a6ce7f93de7bacf532e9848ab/tumblr_n4qzczEi9k1tuaudzo1_500.jpg

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 30 Apr 2014 15:30



I agree with you an also, how nasty some Lusies can be is there seriously any need...

Lush isn't a church group, son.

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 30 Apr 2014 15:16



http://www.comicsbulletin.com/main/sites/default/files/shot/images/1204/GoTBeingaCunt.gif



Did your team of doctors give up and that was their final diagnosis???

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