Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic New York City to ban "sugary drinks".
Posted 31 May 2012 09:13

I say good... Someone wants 32 oz of soda then buy two. I think laws like this are more psychological than anything. Like the fact that you are forced to order two of something will help people understand portion control a little better. Maybe instill a bit of shame in the person needing to order three drinks in a row or at least let them know that what they are doing to themselves is not normal.

This crying out about freedoms and big brother is just silly. Hey, any of you like to smoke? Kinda hard to find a restaurant to smoke in yeah? Soda and junk shit like that arguably does more harm to Americans health when you look at the big picture. But do you think these freedoms taken away from smokers stops them from smoking? It doesn't.

Fuck it. They should tax soda like cigarettes. And don't tell me that cigarettes harm innocents and soda and shit doesn't. How much money is spent on helping people that don't know how to drink water instead of mountain dew code red with 30% fucking sugar in it. It tastes like liquid candy. Shit should be dessert. That money can help treat non obese people too. If not so many people were so unhealthy than more money could go around.

I mean we put restriction on cigarettes because they harm adults but we don't limit kid's drug of choice? Sugar.

Look, if I sit down to eat and you put a 10 oz steak in front of me, I will eat it and be satisfied. Put a 14 oz steak in front of me and I'll kill it too. But in reality I didn't need the extra 4 oz. but if it's there I would eat it. Same thing with fat little Timmy and his 12 oz soda. Hell drink it and be fine. Give him 32 and he'll drink it too cause its there.

Topic Appropriate story title
Posted 30 May 2012 08:09

The best titles, I think, hint at what the story may be about but also makes the reader go "what the fuck?"

For example:

I Buy a New Dildo

My Best Friend's Dad Sneaks Me into the Dildo Shop

I'd rather read the second story. The first one is obvious... A girl will masturbate with a dong and cum.. Eh. The second one makes me want to find out how exactly the dad ends up taking his daughter's teen friend to go buy a dildo.. Then what happens? Did they get caught? Did he dong her up at the shop? Did the clerk watch? Did he get her a butt plug too? Etc..

The story can be the same but one title will make me click, the other won't.

Topic My story: comments and feedback
Posted 30 May 2012 07:51

Look man... I didn't read it. I'm going purely on the numbers.

6 votes on part 1.

0 votes on part 2.

0 replies here.

My advice. Get an avatar and a background. Something sexy. Then write something different. Give it a catchy title. Novels are hard because not many on here will commit to one. If you had more of a following then maybe they will give it a go. Shit, since no one has read it really I would delete your novel. Post something else and if in a year you have some followers THEN post your novel. ALSO, I'd probably never commit to reading a novel with no ending either. You got three things working against you.

You're on no readers radar.

Novels are a tough sell.

You have no ending.

That's why you shouldn't let it discourage you. Even if you were an amazing writer these three things will be a hard hurdle to get over.

Topic What genre is easy?
Posted 30 May 2012 07:35

I think The easiest thing to write is a forgettable poem.

The hardest thing to write is a good poem.

I think the stories, no matter what category, will be hard to write. I think it has to do more with how ambitious you make your plot and characters. The more complex you make it, the more attention to detail you have to put. Motivations need to make sense. The ending needs to answer questions the reader might have. If you're gonna make your story longer than a couple thousand words, writing something that will be engaging until the end is very difficult.

If you are looking to write something easy then you need to skip the plot and write something like walking in on your girl in the shower and having sex. No need for a plot. You can establish who the girl in the shower is and who the man is in like two sentences then proceed to sex and the ending is a cum shot. Simple. BUT you then have to make the sex an almost ethereal experience to write something interesting, that can be hard. These stories can actually be the biggest turn on to readers because they can see themselves in the story instead of your characters. Having a short story also increases likelihood that it will be read until the end. That kind of writing gets annoying for the author quickly though, but for a first story or for someone starting out, a story like that is almost a given.

In the shower example I gave you.. That can be in a few genres. The genre doesn't really matter when it comes to difficulty. For me anyway.

Topic How the ladies dress...
Posted 30 May 2012 06:22

Usually I don't give bullshitty answers like I'm about to give but when it comes to the way a woman dresses I like seeing her in what she finds the most sexy, if sexy is the goal. If she is in what she feels the most sexy in then it will translate over in her body language and attitude that evening.

To answer the question though, I prefer cute. Shorts, tank top and her everday hair will always look sexier to me than some expensive gown, high heels and an elaborate hairdo like a high priced escort.

Topic Women and Farting?
Posted 30 May 2012 06:11

Well, that's something we don't speak of. Like, if there is a sound that may or may not have been a fart and a lull in the action happens I will not acknowledge a thing. She may sense a slight hesitation on my part after she may or may not have farted at which point she may even glance over her shoulder at me... That's when I just say. "fart? What fart? I didn't hear anything baby." Then the fucking continues.

No it's not a turn off if she toots her own horn during sex... I'm a fuck machine so it doesn't surprise me. BUT if it's like really bad... Like there is an intense smell then yeah that's a turn off... Or if she like keeps doing it. Like a rapid fire assault. Then that is hard to ignore. Or if it's a long one. If it starts all loud then continues for a while until it tapers off to a squeak, I will fucking laugh, sorry ladies.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 29 May 2012 19:04

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 29 May 2012 18:24

They have little capes! :)

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 29 May 2012 18:22

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 29 May 2012 18:20

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 29 May 2012 18:19

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 29 May 2012 18:17

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 29 May 2012 18:16

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I love Knee-high socks icon_biggrin



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Thanks NightFox and Kal-El85, those two are freakin' sexyyyy... Batman and superman together in their love of tall socks! laughing8

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 28 May 2012 22:25

hey little little son, you are so unworthy, and tired of your lip, as we say in the south, hang em. bitch before i knock your dick in the dirt

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Uzae_SqbmDE


Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 28 May 2012 21:34

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 28 May 2012 21:32

Mr. Felix lives for a sense of drama, oh look at me., look at me, mellow out dude and be who r instead of a raging sorry source of mellowdramaic fodder for forum posts only to get a hard on for - notice me!! notice me! are you that crippled? how fuckin lame

And who are you? The avenger? You can't even spell...

I mean, I can point out how you say I'm the one that is dramatic and needs to calm down when obviously something has rattled you and you're the one freaking out in a thread about tall socks...

Anyway, go with God.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 28 May 2012 20:38

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 28 May 2012 20:34

It's really time someone stood up to your sorry punk ass, Felix. You think you can bully people on lush, but you are just a wanna be that uses your sorry ass mouth to overcome your little cock, you sorry piece of squat, Real men dont boast or brag, but are confident in the satifaction they can give to a womans wants and needs as opposed to treating them like objects of scorn. I held back for the longest time in issuing this, but you are a true ass that needs to be ignored for the worthless trivialiy & hate you spew in your desperation to be noticed and by the way, your little stories are fuckin lame, you tool.

This is the best.

And what was it that broke the camel's back may I ask?

And why the tall socks thread? That is what I find the most strange.... I hope you answer you weird little dude.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 28 May 2012 19:33

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 28 May 2012 19:32

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 28 May 2012 19:30

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Topic Facefucking
Posted 28 May 2012 19:28


If gagging is not the objective then use Dramamine for Motion Sickness to suppress the gag reflex.





I am only the messenger...

I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't mind hearing more creepy ass tips.

Topic Hands-free
Posted 28 May 2012 19:24



wedge it between the desk and my damn cock and split that cantaloupe in half by the time I'm finished.

And you wondered why?
This is why I said no... angry7

evil4

No wonder you said you had a splitting headache after the first time.

Topic Hands-free
Posted 28 May 2012 14:59

I make a big hole in a fucking cantaloupe then I stick it in the microwave on medium power, not trying to burn my dick up. Then I fuck it as I type here on lush. I wedge it between the desk and my damn cock and split that cantaloupe in half by the time I'm finished.

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 28 May 2012 14:49

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Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 28 May 2012 14:47

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Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 28 May 2012 14:47

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Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 28 May 2012 14:46

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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 27 May 2012 20:41

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Topic Mesmerizing GIFs
Posted 27 May 2012 20:39

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