Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 04 Feb 2013 08:48

Feel free to express your opinion, but please keep the explicit epithets out of them, okay?

Are you kidding? What a dumbass.

ummm no . so just a hypothetica if i pull a .45 on u and kill u did i kill you or the gun ??????? if ignorance is bliss...

It would be worth it, just to watch your tiny ass fly about 5 feet backward after shooting. Better yet, use a 12 gauge so you can really launch yourself. That would be funny to me.

Topic Superbowl XLVII
Posted 04 Feb 2013 08:39

I didn't really like the halftime show, and I'd like to thank the power outage because it seems that SF started playing way better after, just took 3quarters!

SF got soooo lucky with that. It's like they got an extra half-time to take their heads out of their asses while at the same time killing every bit of momentum the Ravens had. If the 49ers would have pulled it off at the end, Thanksgiving at the Harbaugh house would have been very interesting this year.

Topic For a guy, am I.........?
Posted 04 Feb 2013 08:32

As a guy, all I want right now is to love someone and have them love me back. Is it normal for this emotional neediness to occur? Does this make me any less of a man? Would women really take me seriously? Would my kind, caring and loving nature once again be taken advantage of? :( I'm sick of abusive relationships..

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 04 Feb 2013 08:11

In many ways, they'll miss the good old days
Someday, someday
Yeah, it hurts to say, but I want you to stay
Sometimes, sometimes

When we was young, oh man, did we have fun
Always, always
Promises, they break before they're made
Sometimes, sometimes

Oh, My-ex says I'm lacking in depth
I will do my best
You say you wanna stay by my side
Darlin', your head's not right
See, alone we stand, together we fall apart
Yeah, I think I'll be alright
I'm working so I won't have to try so hard
Tables, they turn sometimes

Oh, someday...

No, I ain't wastin' no more time

And now my fears
They come to me in threes
So, I
Say, "Fate my friend,
You say the strangest things
I find, sometimes"

Oh, My-ex says I'm lacking in depth
Say I will try my best
You say you wanna stay by my side
Darlin', your head's not right
See, alone we stand, together we fall apart
Yeah, I think I'll be alright
I'm working so I won't have to try so hard
Tables, they turn sometimes

Oh, someday...

I ain't wasting no more time

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 04 Feb 2013 07:51

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 04 Feb 2013 07:42

Amanda is in love with the sight of the moon

She's got pale green stars in her room

Right above her bed

Put them on the ceiling

Leave on the light

When the sun goes down then the stars might shine

Shining in the dark

Skinny little girl in her room alone

She's got hell to spare in her home

If you can call it a home

Doesn't want to be like anybody else

When no one is around she talks to herself

I can hear her in the night

Hey, hey yeah It's hard on a girl

When the blood won't come when it ought to come

It's hard on a girl

When you try to walk around on the shaky ground

Hey, hey Daddy's going away

Scared little girl watching Aladdin on TV

Amanda always cries when you yell at me

Yeah, please don't yell at me

Climb up all the stairs

Close the door

Doesn't want to hear us fighting anymore

Yeah, better call it a day

Hey, hey yeah It's hard on a young girl

She thinks it's all her fault when it all goes wrong

It's hard on a grown man too

See my baby crying at the window calling out my name

Hey, hey Daddy's going away

She's got pale green stars in her room

Topic Superbowl XLVII
Posted 04 Feb 2013 06:54

Was it just me or when the 2 girls from Destinys Child joined her on stage, they seemed like the were her backup singers, volume seemed lower on their mics. Seemed like Beyonce was saying, "Im the star here, not you!!"

She was throwing them a bone. I'm surprised they even had mics.

Topic Can a woman's sordid sexual history prevent her from being "the one"?
Posted 04 Feb 2013 06:50

Eh, not much would turn me off about a girl's sexual history. It's actually a huge turn on for me to have a girl tell me about her memorable sexual encounters. The dumb little giggle they do when they are telling it turns me on. Especially if they are like straddling my leg and I'm fondling their happy spots. But I'm going into too much detail...

One thing that would turn me off about a girl and prevent her from being the "one" or even datable is if she's a girl that has been around in my circle of friends. That to me is a no-go. Every group of guys knows that one girl who's fucked half the wolf pack... I wouldn't want my friends knowing that the "love of my life" can put her feet behind her head or enjoys licking ass after one too many sangrias, for example. Fuck that.

Topic Locker Room Chat
Posted 04 Feb 2013 06:40

My question to you fellas is this: Would you find it strange if someone you did not know started to speak to you (friendly) in the changing/locker room?

That would be so gay.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Feb 2013 09:38

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Feb 2013 09:06

One of my favorite songs of all time.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 02 Feb 2013 17:13

Topic Kelvin Okafor pencil drawings amaze art critics
Posted 02 Feb 2013 17:07

Jack, I had no idea...

you owned this depth, this perspicuity... All this time I thought you were merely a punch-spiker

specializing in asses

My fan-mail can be sent to me privately here .

Topic Kelvin Okafor pencil drawings amaze art critics
Posted 02 Feb 2013 17:03

Now now. If you have something to say by all means say it - but politely...or relevantly ...or via PM if that fails.

I've seen you be rude as hell a bunch of times... please.

Art is subjective, yet you want someone else to tell you how to think or see something

She was referring to you saying you wanted your friend to tell you what the art is supposed to mean to you. Artists don't do that.

Furthermore I don't believe I told anyone what to think at any point? I said that 'I personally thought' and 'I'm allowed to have my own opinion because art is subjective' or words along those lines. At no point did I state what other people should think - unless I'm missing something?

Yeah... no one said you were telling people what to think. No one said that... It's odd that you came to this conclusion. You were the one saying you wanted an artist to tell you what to think about her work rather than looking at the art and coming up with your own meaning. Since the artist didn't tell you, your opinion was nothing. You thought the art meant nothing. You came into a discussion about art to insinuate that artists just put some bullshit on display and a bunch of pretentious people then attach meanings to it that were never there or intended. You seem to be one of those people that don't like when people "think too hard" about movies, music, books, art etc.

You basically said that artists are pretentious. This was your addition to a conversation about art. Don't be shocked when that opinion is questioned in any conversation about art, not just on lush.

It's like walking up to a group of jockeys talking about riding their ponies and saying. "The horses do all the work, the jockeys just go along for the ride."

You think the jockeys are going to tell you that you made a good point? LOL

Topic Happy Birthday Dancing Doll!
Posted 02 Feb 2013 16:45

Happy Birthday Ash!

You are one of my favorite people on the planet. Your writing talent and sense of humor are in a league of their own.

I hope you heard that cork popping multiple times last night!

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 01 Feb 2013 06:28

Topic Kelvin Okafor pencil drawings amaze art critics
Posted 01 Feb 2013 06:01

I'm inclined to disagree. And I'm allowed to because it's about art...and art is subjective. Yay. I am not, however, going to spend my time formulating a proper response given how you so often treat these proper responses. So, forgive me that.

Disagree about what? About a story I wrote? I think I know what it means... Or you disagree that artists don't spoon feed people? You think artists sit there telling people what their work means? Or what are you talking about now? I never said art isn't subjective... I was responding to your artist friend not wanting to spoon feed you the meaning of her work. Your artist friend knows that people need to come up with their own meaning. NOTHING, like you came up with is well.... I don't know what that is confused1

...........oh wait, I think I know what is going on here. Pour Wine

I am not, however, going to spend my time formulating a proper response

No wonder she just told you it didn't mean anything... She smelled philistine on you.

But seriously, your friend with the gold ring tire. that can even be a metaphor for fear of commitment (marriage) or it could also be her wanting to drown in a sea of love. That's art. Two totally different meanings from a single visual.

Try looking at it in an altered state... or unaltered state actually. Whichever would be out of the norm for you. Use a different lens. 3601

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 31 Jan 2013 20:46

These threads LOL

Topic Kelvin Okafor pencil drawings amaze art critics
Posted 31 Jan 2013 20:09

I, personally, think we are all entitled to our opinions on what 'art' is and whether we like it or not. Art is subjective, personal and open to interpretation.

As are opinions on opinions on art. Especially on forums.

Recently I went to the beach with a friend who works as an artist....she had painted a tyre gold and rolled it in the sea. She then proceeded to take numerous photos of this. I asked her what the thoughts, ideas and concepts were and she said 'oh, I don't know. I don't have any. I was hoping the viewer might be able to come up with something when they look at it' . Is that art? Well, not to me. But you should have seen people coming up with deep thoughts, whilst raving about the wonder that is a gold tyre in some dirty water, when it came to the exhibition.

That's exactly what an artist would say. No artist is going to spell out what their work means... How lame would that sound if she told you what you're supposed to feel when viewing her creations. That's like a chef telling you what to taste when you eat their food like it's somehow gonna make it taste better if they do... A chef makes the food speak for itself or else it's a failure. He can't convince you that the food is good. This is the most typical response by an artist when they are asked what their work means. They will all say. "oh I don't know, its just fun, it looks pretty, what do YOU think, it just came to me, its nothing just some paint on the canvas haha." That's what they will say. I mean painting a tire gold... A GOLD RING, rolling into the ocean. The symbolism there might as well hit you over the head like a sledge hammer... You honestly think a gold ring drowning in a sea is just random? Trust me, she thought about that a bit before committing time to create it. An artist is asking the viewer a question. Whether the viewer can answer it or not is up to them. They already asked the question with the art. They aren't gonna give you an answer too. That's up to you.

At the risk of sounding pretentious to any philistines reading this thread... I will give you an example of this practice at play here in our very own corner of the internet. Yes, this is about something I wrote. It's not just about fucking and getting high in some of my stories.

So in this story this exchange happens after the main character is savoring a piece of lemon cake and eating every bit of frosting on her plate.

"I don't care about eating all of my cake and not having any left, Jonas."

Jonas sat, watching Valerie in silence for several seconds before asking. "What is that supposed to mean?"

"I don't know, I just thought it sounded cool."

The title of this story is Let Her Eat Cake .

Having your cake and eating it too is a MAJOR theme of this story but I literally tell the reader, through the main character, that it really doesn't mean anything, just sounds cool. I tell the reader there is no theme, no deep meaning, nothing. But really, as I'm writing, that is not the case at all. I am trusting the reader to pick up on that theme throughout the story, with all of the major characters, without me spelling it out for them. I want them to get it on their own. Wether they do or not is their loss or gain.

Your friend knows that it will go over most people's head so she, like most artists aren't going to tell you what it means. She aint gonna light your cigarette and smoke it for you too. Know what I'm sayin'?

Topic younger guy attracted towards u, what will be ur response?
Posted 31 Jan 2013 19:17

I arouse of course yes? And say, would you like some making fuck.

My love for you is ticking clock BERSERKER! Would you like to suck my cock? BERSERKER!

Topic Are you currently having an affair?
Posted 31 Jan 2013 19:16

I cheat everyday on a bitch called life.

Topic Kelvin Okafor pencil drawings amaze art critics
Posted 31 Jan 2013 06:22

So what about all the effort and skill? Let's say I write a story, but instead of tapping it into word processing software I decide that I'd rather take a piece of paper and a 2B pencil and meticulously draw each letter in the style of mechanical type. Slavishly giving a tiny rotation to every "e", an almost imperceptible lift to every "t" and a tiny nick out of every "l". After many, many hours, if I possessed the skill required, it would look for all the world that I had used an old fashioned typewriter to write it.

Would my story be any better?

Yes, it would be better. Way better.

That would take ten times the creativity and one hundred times the patience and dedication (both of which I doubt you possess) than just pumping out a story. People could not only read it, they could admire the time and detail it took to make each letter. People wouldn't just hang on every word, they would hang on every letter. Kinda like how they hang on every pore or wrinkle in Okafor's work. Actually, a skilled artist could give your story this treatment and elevate it to high art, not just a fuck story (or photograph as is the case with Okafor and his subjects). You can't display your story on a computer screen in an art gallery. No one would care. BUT if you give it the hand drawn treatment they would display each page behind magnified glass for everyone to appreciate and it would actually be interesting. It would be art...

You even said.

"Slavishly giving a tiny rotation to every "e", an almost imperceptible lift to every "t" and a tiny nick out of every "l""

That would take an immense amount of creativity and control... Especially if it's from memory. It's impressive enough to hand draw just one perfect letter, but to make it look like it was made by an old fashioned typewriter? Incredible.

Okafor using a photograph to create high art is like a director using sets, costumes, and actors to create something greater, a film.

Next time you go to MoMA pay more attention.

Topic American drivers may be taxed by the mile?
Posted 30 Jan 2013 15:20

My bigger concern is something like those examples. Those little Chips or GPS inserts or whatever, can know everything that's going on inside your car's engine and computer. I'm more worried about government using it to track speed and things like that. Imagine getting a speeding ticked because your government installed GPS registered you doing 50 MPH in a 30 MPH zone . Or if your GPS indicated you were in the area of a crime, they could come to you as a potential witness. Or perp.

I know there's a big difference between a private corporation and government, but it's not as big of a leap of faith that government could employ some of the same tactics. Just my opinion.

Actually, I didn't think about that. It's highly unlikely that it would ever get approved because everyone speeds... Even the US congress.

But yeah, that doesn't sound too different than red light cameras.

I'll give you that pablo.

Topic If a man that you find attractive whispered "Lets Fuck" would you?
Posted 30 Jan 2013 15:06

Are you wearing one of those creepy lucha libre masks from the pics on your page when you do this?

Si. Soy el luchador "El Culo Bandito"!

I wonder if the quote itself will make it into the sex-offender public records, or if the offense code is all we'll get.

Sex-offender public record/ladyX's anal sex from Jack fantasy diary.


Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 30 Jan 2013 14:57

World Cup Qualifier today on ESPN 2.

7:00 PM Pacific time.


Topic Songs that make you go GRRRRR - post songs you dislike here.
Posted 30 Jan 2013 14:48

Wide Awake by Katy Perry. It's an annoying song with her repeatedly screaming. "I'M WIDE AWAKE!"

It's like, bitch, shut up and go to sleep. You're keeping everyone else wide awake too, damn.

Topic If a man that you find attractive whispered "Lets Fuck" would you?
Posted 30 Jan 2013 08:07

Like, that's all he said? "Let's fuck" in a furtive, whispered tone? I'd be reaching for my pepper spray, just in case.

What ladyX is trying to say is that you gotta walk up to the chick from behind. Place your hand on her hip tightly, grip her hair, pull her head back, lean in and whisper firmly. "I'm going to fuck the shit out of you like the little slut that you are."

The fingers loosen, the pepper spray drops... The panties too.

Topic Kelvin Okafor pencil drawings amaze art critics
Posted 30 Jan 2013 07:38 Personal disputes

Please do not use these forums for personal disputes, heated debates, flame wars etc. You are expected to treat each other with respect in the forums and take any personal disputes to a private mode of discussion off the forums. If you should find that your discussion is becoming too heated or someone is becoming far too passionate about their argument, please take the discussion to private message or email.

Awww where did the big bad man that said he would steal my online lady-friends go?

Plus, I am asking you about art because of your bold statement you made. I mean, you called the man's work a craft... Like if he would have glued some construction paper together and sprinkled some glitter on it... I figured such a bold statement could only be made by one that knew what art was.

These guys are art critics and can explain it a lot better than I can...

Since you can't explain it in your own words, a clear sign of not understanding what you are talking about, I watched the video. Not one of those paintings made me wonder if it was a photograph or a painting.

So when an ordinary artist paints still life, it's art because he can't make it look as realistic as Kelvin Okafor? Since this guy is so good his work isn't art because it looks like another art form? If a photographer takes a picture of an apple, then Kelvin Okafor comes in a draws the same apple... The photographer created a piece of art and Kelvin just made a piece of ______? I don't even know what word to use here.

Do you realize that a lot of painters take pictures of the things they find interesting to paint later. What is the difference? That Kelvin is too good? LOL

I don't even know why I typed this all out. I don't really expect a serious reply.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 30 Jan 2013 07:14

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 30 Jan 2013 07:12