Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic What would convince you to have sex with a woman
Posted 16 Aug 2013 10:33

What would convince you to have sex with a woman

Usually it's my dick that convinces me.

Topic what other names do your lover/partner call you?
Posted 15 Aug 2013 12:40

Wasn't it gash hound as well? evil4

Serious question.

What does your significant other call you when you're all face down, gasping 'n' shit? You know... Like when she's rubber balls deep.

Topic Poor Little Old Oprah Winfrey
Posted 15 Aug 2013 12:24

This reminds me of that one scene from Pretty Woman where she went into that place in her hooker outfit. And then spent all that dude's money, and went back to the store with all her shopping bags and was all, "Big mistake. Huge!" And I'm in no insinuating that your SIL is a hooker. I'm sure she's a really nice lady. I was just reminded of that one's one of my faves.

Hooker outfit.

Topic Poor Little Old Oprah Winfrey
Posted 15 Aug 2013 11:26

thank you. I said I needed a good laugh. Car, house, even sun glasses and yes unless you are an over paid devia like Queen Oprah, people want sales representatives to help them and show them everything, including items that do just as well, but don't cost an arm and a leg. Anyone who really works for a living understands that. But you still won't get me to change my mind about some fat cat paying $38,000 for a purse. If I am suppose to feel sorry for her, forget it.

I work for a living, pay my way, don't sponge off anyone or rob anyone. If that makes me a have not (and I know people on the poverty level and I help out those closest to me whenever I can so don't put them down just because of the way our government is running the economy) then so be it. I'm not bitter. I think people have a right to work hard and earn their money. I do not believe that the government or anyone else has a right to what I earn or how I spend it. If I want to share my money with anyone I will make that decission and not the government. But if I have money available beyond what it takes to have a nice life, then I help those I can. But if I spent my money on something stupid, and someone points it out, I'm not going to cry class warfare.

Come on, you know she is pushing her movie and that like anyone else she wants to put her name out in public and get people to go see it. Nothing wrong there, but to try and hurt a business or someone trying to make a living just to sell her product is kind of rotten. And yes, you can buy the Academy Award just as people have bought buy the Nobel prize. All it takes is pressure and money. Her movie is about raceism so what better way to push the movie and get people talking about it who would never otherwise than to shout "Look at poor little me and how bad they treat me." That is a bit low and that is my complaint.

As I said I knew there would be "fans" who would see nothing wrong in what she did and I would be happy to hear how they defend her. Thank you again for your response.

It looks like you're staring at the sun in your avatar pic though...and that makes sense, actually.

Topic Poor Little Old Oprah Winfrey
Posted 15 Aug 2013 11:25

Queen of Hollywood. Me and my employee don't have to kiss her big no talent ass. Damn, my Sales Lady tried to do her a favor that any other women in the world would say thank you for.

2. While you sit on the much lower income sidelines, compared to the wealth she has amassed, and throw limp rocks at her success I have to ask you, did she get all that fame and fortune by being a horrible actress and a terrible daytime talk show hostess? Let me answer that for you before you make a bigger fool of yourself and open your mind again. She was number 1 for a lot of years until she decided to retire from that. Furthermore, is Oprah snotty? Based on what, Scott. Based on all the money she has given to charities and the gifts she has given to her audiences. The books she has pushed - making no name authors overnight successes with a mention of what book is on her nightstand? How many people have you delivered wild, over-the-top gifts to that made their year. Ah! Ah! real humanitarians are a whole lot more humble than you. Your mouth spews your gospel, Scott. The truth is out.

3. Your comment in paragraph 3 is immature, imbecilic, childish and actually sounds like you are quite jealous of her success. Greedy? Do greedy people help needy people in ways you probably would never consider? Moreover, there is a rule in show business called the fifteen minute rule. Those who have little if any real talent but find a way to entertain us with a hit song or such is given this title. How do explain the Oprah Winfrey Show being on the air for 25 years ? Those are EPIC numbers, Scott. Anyone with epic success, such as Oprah, doesn't need to push her movie. She has all those 'little people' to do it for her.
And I agree so much with SlipperyWhenWet's statement, SIDENOTE: You say you work hard to get where you are and help out others along the way. Do you know Oprah's story? How she came from poverty? Like TRUE poverty and worked her way to what she is? It wasn't old money. It wasn't money that she was born into or was suddenly handed to her. She worked for it. And has built schools in 3rd world countries and many other things that I can go on about forever. I'm not understanding why her hard work is null and void because she has billions of dollars...that she WORKED for...just as you worked for whatever amount of money you have to your name.

Scott, you've said some dumb stuff before but you've set a new low for yourself to pick on Oprah the way you do just because you don't like her.

One last thing, Scott, does David Letterman where Men's Wearhouse suits? Or, Payless shoe store shoes? How about Bill O'Reilly or Shawn Hannity? Do they wear FreadMeyer jeans. Does P!nk or Gwen Stefani buy their clothes at K-Mart? Doubt it. Because they have the funds to buy clothes that are made so much better than those and yeah, it costs so much more, as well. But other than ranting about someone you obviously don't like...what difference does it make to you where they shop or what they want to buy or consider buying. Only a closed-minded better-than-thou moron would rant the way you did and think you're right doing it.

You just slapped his bargain bin sunglasses off his face.

Topic Wealth Destruction
Posted 15 Aug 2013 10:41

Is that the same as "A black man or a woman will never be President?" I could go on ad nauseam but I think by now you understand how chauvinist a statement that is.

Always has been and always will be? Shame on you.

Look at this woman talking up to me.

I could be wrong, but I think that was kinda the point.

Of course you could be wrong, you're a woman. But yes, you are - miraculously - right this time.

Topic Poor Little Old Oprah Winfrey
Posted 13 Aug 2013 23:39

1. She went in to buy a $38,000 purse (I don't think there is one person on here that doesn't think that is such a piss poor thing to do, as most people don't make that a year) and because they didn't know she was a Queen of Hollywood and kiss her big no talent ass and the Sales Lady tried to do her a favor that any other women in the world would say thank you for, but pointing out a purse less expensive, she felt she was being decimated against because of her race. What an ego.

So.... So what... If I buy a car that is 70,000 dollars I am a bad person? Most people don't make that a year. If pay 145 dollars for the best steak dinner around am I a bad person because most people don't make that in a day? What an idiotic notion. Go to work you loser.

The sales lady was doing her a favor? If a costumer asks for a certain item to be shown to them, that's the item that should be shown.

You may think it was a favor for the people at the sunglass hut to point you in the direction of the 5 dollar sunglass stand at the chevron, as evidenced by your avatar, but most people would find that to be discriminatory no matter what your skin color.

2. Since she is too rich and snotty to usually do her own shopping, her shopper went in and when her shopper mentioned her name it didn't mean a thing to them. Actually only a few fooish women are paying hard money to watch her show. That is why her network is not making much money. So she had to come out and get her name in public again.

Spoken like a true, bitter have-not. Congrats.

3. Or the truth is she lied and used this to push her movie. She is buying the Academy Award and is using race to cover for her poor work. She is greedy, selfish and has little if any real talent. So she has to push her movie and with the help of the excuse we have for a media, they give her all she wants without looking to find out the truth.

I would like to see your proof of her buying an academy award.

what the hell? laughing8

Now I am sure there are some people who see nothing wrong with anything she does and will defend her and since I could use a good laugh I would love to hear how you do it.

You're an idiot.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 13 Aug 2013 22:05

Your homophobia is close to RoccoToolism, Jack.

What is this rocco tool? I have respectable job. I am no stone mason. I herd the goat, milk the goat, make cheese from the goat, make hat from goat, sell the goat.

Especially for one so in tune with racism, agism and all the other ism's.

You throw accusation toward me of gayism?

And it is unbecoming of you.

I come whenever I want! I will come right now if I please! I will come on thread and all over your brokenback cowboy hat!

Frankly, this old queen, is surprised.

It take many efforts to surprise old queen. I am proud of this. give me bone here.

Or is this merely a case of it being 5 o'clock somewhere in the world?

I have 5 o'clocks shadow yes. I like this look. I grow like american sex symbol Don knotts Johnson in show where he fight the vices in Miami. I recommend.

Topic All Those Seeking a Master/Mistress or a Submissive Please Post Here
Posted 13 Aug 2013 20:04

You might want to be more specific, this site is full of females.

could have fooled me.

Topic The Food Style Thread
Posted 13 Aug 2013 19:54

I love Japanese food, veggies & rice. I often grill this myself at home.

I believe fried rice is Chinese buz. They don't fry the rice in Japanese cuisine.

Topic you favorite song of all time that never gets old how ever many time you listen to it
Posted 13 Aug 2013 15:12

And then this happened:



Why? dontknow

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 13 Aug 2013 15:05


Oh great time. Here come this old queen. You look at link yes? You could not resist. You are cowboy like in movie picture brokenback mountains.

Topic The Food Style Thread
Posted 13 Aug 2013 10:19

What, no recipe? Fuck outta here!

If I would have made those I would have given the recipe. It just made my mouth water instantly when I saw it and again now. Like pavlov's dog n shit.

Topic you favorite song of all time that never gets old how ever many time you listen to it
Posted 13 Aug 2013 10:10

I know a dude that put don't stop believing by journey like 10 times in a row in a jukebox once.

That's 45 minutes of don't stop believing.

At first people were like, oh shit this is my jam!

Then... It came on again and they were like alright, alright one more time.

Then... It came on again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.


It was the greatest thing ever. It never gets old to me.

Topic Whats the deepest you Have taken?
Posted 13 Aug 2013 10:04

well that sucks....

*throws trademarked Lexington Steele 13" dildo against the wall in frustration, stomps off*

.........did it stick?

Topic The Food Style Thread
Posted 13 Aug 2013 10:03

Topic Whats the deepest you Have taken?
Posted 13 Aug 2013 09:54

*sighs* my dildo is like 12 inches long and i can get the whole thing into all 3 holes - thing is, i am sure i could take more, so i'm going to have to get a bigger dildo before i can complete my assignment.

So get to it.

Topic Whats the deepest you Have taken?
Posted 13 Aug 2013 09:46

btw, is this for all three fuck holes, or just two? i'm guessing you want to know how much we can take up the ass, in our snatch, or how much we can deep throat? just want to get this right before Master Felix punishes me.

All three of course.

I really hope the deepest length corresponds to the right hole too.

Now get to measuring already.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 13 Aug 2013 09:43

That's what clocks/watches/cell phones are for. Idiota.

This post by you lame as much as the homosexual gay man in my thread making accusation and jerking off to my ass like texas like nice lady said. Ass like american texas cowboy.

Topic Whats the deepest you Have taken?
Posted 13 Aug 2013 09:39

sorry. can't help it, i'm just a blonde slut. hang on, i i'll get out one of my dildos and a measuring tape and get back to you with an answer. :)

Don't come back with something weak like 4 inches either.

Thank you.

Topic Whats the deepest you Have taken?
Posted 13 Aug 2013 09:36

deepest what? really, if you're going to bother posting here, at least make an attempt at typing out a clear question, or you're just going to get a lot of silly answers like what i am sure is about to follow. :)

He wants to know how many inches of man meat/rubber dildo you have had in your vagina and/or up your ass.

Pretty easy to understand.

Please do not fuck this thread up.

Edit: Thank you for fixing your response, have a good day.

Topic Wealth Destruction
Posted 13 Aug 2013 09:32

btw, why do you assume that the world's richest person is a "he"? :)

Because if a woman would somehow - miraculously - become the world's richest person she'd immediately proceed to blow it on Louis Vuitton purses and other ridiculous shit making her time as the world's richest person so short lived it would go unnoticed and wouldn't register in the record books.

The world's richest person is always a he. Always has been and always will, silly girl.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 12 Aug 2013 22:05

That's what I'm saying. If an ass can't do the following, it can walk on by as far as I'm concerned:

I do not care for this mockery you daughters of goat!
I would not give you time of the day. That is correct, I said it. That is how the cookie bounces my friends.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 12 Aug 2013 21:56

How's your twerking skills?
Can you hold my beer with those cheeks?
Are you able to bounce a nickel off them?
Do you have any cellulite?
What's your exercise regime to keep that booty bouncy?

Oh... And how is your pain tolerance? Hand, paddle, or whip? Regaeman Man

Go crawl back in the rock. I am from different country then land of moose but I not stupid. I know when you make a laugh at me.

I do 1,000 pick the cherries in the morning to answer one question.

I also able to bounce 1 lira coin off back to answer a second of the more serious question from you.

I do not have cell lite. I have iphone. I have new technologies.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 12 Aug 2013 21:33

You means you want me to tap on you... Do not get it twisted an shout like they say.

Topic False Teeth
Posted 12 Aug 2013 20:48

A little insight for people with dentures and for the curious. I opted to have my teeth pulled and replaced with dentures : ) It is a good thing for me and something that needed to be done. The doc did a beautiful job on my new teeth and I Love them. It's been two weeks now since the placement of the dentures. The hardest part was letting my Love see me without the teeth. I am past the "don't you dare look at me while i suck your cock" stage and he's happy about it. No big deal for him but, it was a another one of life's trips for me. Not as young as I look at 52. It is good to have a healthy mouth and it is also good that I'm not afraid to be who I am. I am much more than my teeth : ) So are you.

Damn, you're 52? I always thought you were an attractive lady, and hearing that you're 52 is shocking really. You look 32! If I ever need to have dentures in my lifetime I hope to be as enlightened as you about it.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 12 Aug 2013 20:43

I'm pretty sure I saw some very small boobies on that picture.

That man breast. You lack knowledge of man anatomy it seem. Go back to primary school as they say in the U.S. and the A.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 12 Aug 2013 20:42

Well, I for one like a man that has a bit of a 'caboose' and who can fill out a pair of jeans - I like something to grab on to after all evil4

Nothing worse than a flat ass...and that goes for both men and women bootyshake

Thanks you miss belle Jour. You are smart lady with keen eye for proper ass.

Also remember, big caboose is high desire in my country but not loose caboose.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 12 Aug 2013 20:27

Ok Jack, I'll give you a free pass to flame me. It will have been worth it to tell you your arse looks like a girls.

I need not of this free pass to flame the likes of a trink. You foolish lady. You must be compare my ass to yours, that means your ass looks like that of a man!

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 12 Aug 2013 20:21

Ummm No, i dont like your ass to be honest

Look like you need exam for eye. go to seeing doctor before you talk of things you do not know.