Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic What do you want from having sex?
Posted 07 Jul 2013 23:30

The unmistakable passion that says "This is my body, my mind, my heart, my soul - now make us cum,"



Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 07 Jul 2013 23:09


Topic Am i really that unattractive?
Posted 07 Jul 2013 20:16

A-fuckingMen. I agree

It's this kind of homophobia that keeps the human race from reaching enlightenment.

So sad.

Topic Am i really that unattractive?
Posted 07 Jul 2013 19:52

Oh would you two take your bromance elsewhere... It's making me feel icky.

Your fantasies are disturbing, Angel.

Topic Am i really that unattractive?
Posted 07 Jul 2013 19:47

Well it goes without saying, doofus, that there are indeed, several million of whom for which I am out of their league.

Welcome to the Human Race, Jack.

Just correcting your math there... Hundreds of thousands would have put you like in the top .001% or something... Come on now, bonehead.

I think you meant to say. Several hundred thousand below your league and hundreds of millions out of your league. Now say 'thank you Jack for clearing that up for me'.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 07 Jul 2013 19:39

So awesome.


Topic Am i really that unattractive?
Posted 07 Jul 2013 19:28

Fuck no...I'm not living in that kind of fantasy world and I never have. There are literally hundreds of thousands of women in this world who are way the fuck outta my league. They wouldn't look at me once, let alone twice and certainly I would be surprised (dare I say stunned - if someone I thought was out of my league - winking at me and flirting with me even moderately).

More like hundreds of millions if we are being honest now.

Topic Would you want me as pet/slave?
Posted 07 Jul 2013 12:03

This person is asking a question that should lead you to help them.

Look little girl... Helpful? Like what the person I quoted said? Oh yeah that was so helpful to her. He basically said he couldn't help... Please turn your brain on before addressing me.

you call yourself a Dom but you are not at all.

I don't call myself a Dom... I don't need to.

A Dom would get to know this person and ask questions, help them grow.

I'm not a gardener... Plus she wants to be humiliated... I think I am more fit if humiliation and degradation is her thing than some loser asking questions to help her grow or some mumbo jumbo. Again, please put your thinking cap on.

Instead you push down other people to try and make yourself sound good. you have no respect or desire to help anyone

Sounds like pretty Dominant behavior actually. Thank you.

i am sorry to any REAL Doms/Dommes out there that find this disrespectful, that was not my wish at all. i hope i have not offended or upset You. Good luck

It doesn't surprise me that you're profesionalmaster's little slave. I think I have hurt his feelings once or twice (just because I asked him if he was paid to be a master since he's a pro LOL). Why are the "Masters" so sensitive? I don't get it. Why do they clam up and need the "sub" to stick up for them? This doesn't make any sense. This is why I stress that the terms Dom and Master are misnomers... No one that is truly what a Dom or Master pretend to be are this sensitive. Cry baby would be a more accurate term.

ProfessionalCryBaby. <--Look I even capitalized it to show respect n shit.

Topic Cam Fun Competition Winners
Posted 07 Jul 2013 07:53

Congratulations Liz and Abigail! It's an honor to place along side you two great writers.

Thank you Nicola for having this fun competition for all of us to have fun with.

Topic Marrying Someone Twenty Years Older Than You
Posted 06 Jul 2013 18:01

Short answer: No.

Long answer: Fuck no.

20 years is too much for me. Even if she was rich and hot. The one exception would be Martha Stewart but that would be like marrying Jesus. If Jesus was a hot, thick, creative, delicious, chef goddess.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 06 Jul 2013 17:41

She posts in the forum. That's something.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 06 Jul 2013 17:31

She always finds the coolest avatars.

She's a lush member.

Topic Safe words online?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 15:53

You are now following me around the forum taking shots at me. You may think this is fun, but it would fall under the forum rules against Trolling and Personal Disputes. Your aim is to upset me and somehow make me look bad or in the least yourself look "good", or whatever. Neither is happening, but quite the opposite.

Yes I see you Magical_felix. Please stop. Stop targeting people I (and namely at this time me), and then constantly going after them. Just move along and ignore me and what I do or post. Stop trying to demean me or take shots at me. Clearly I have not confronted you or even instigated things with you in any way. I have been civil and tried to answer your clearly loaded comments, and ask that you stop your preoccupation with me. Again, it is not within the guidelines of the forum. So again, please just move alone. Thanks.

I was just asking you to elaborate on what you said... How is that against the rules? I am not allowed to quote you? Since when is discussing topics against the forum rules? It's a forum... Just wondering what you mean... I'm trying to learn about the "lifestyle".

Topic Safe words online?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 15:34

Not at all. Clearly you don't understand the concepts being discussed, nor how it relates to things between willing and caring partners. It is also clear that you are simply trying to Troll and cause problems. Please direct your attention to someone else. Thank you.

Well which one is it? Am I trying to cause problems or do I not understand? It can't be both... Since one would mean I understand and the other means I don't.

Sounds like you don't know how to interpret words.

That might extend to the words yes and no.


Topic Would you want me as pet/slave?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 15:28

No, I am not into degrading or humiliating. Sorry.

I've seen you humiliate yourself before. Just sayin.

Topic and the Winner of the June 2013 $100 Attention Whore Contest is...
Posted 06 Jul 2013 15:20

And all along I was thinking it was your generation which was the most depraved. help

The most depraved generation is always the youngest because they learn from the older generations.

What do students always strive to do? That's right, surpass the teachers, eventually.

Topic Safe words online?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 15:08

As for Masters always wanting to push things to the point of harm, or might cause harm, etc. I understand the concept.

Yes, they do push, but not for the reasons many might think. It should always be for the benefit of the sub. To help them expand, to help them grow, to help them gain pleasure, etc.

Sounds like you're the type of guy that does things a girl does not want until they learn to like it. To just take it .

that part sounded rapey too.

Topic Safe words online?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 09:26

Felix reminds me of a former Kansas City Royal phenom - Clint Hurdle

Wellmademale reminds me of the Boston Redsox's 100 year old batboy.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Jul 2013 09:01

Topic Safe words online?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 08:38

Also, safe words should never be used when the sub is simply uncomfortable with something . They should not be used as a default to disobey the Master/Dom. I know this should not have to be said, but frankly many times it needs to be.

And IMO the safe word should seldom to ever be NEEDED, even if the sub does not want to obey or feels extremely bad about what is happening.


You keep going even when they feel extremely bad about what is happening?


Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 06 Jul 2013 08:33


Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 06 Jul 2013 08:32


Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Jul 2013 08:25

Topic What type of arses turn you on?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 08:21

I don't care about what her arse looks like. It's all about her personality and what is on the inside. (Not the inside of her ass by the way, that's gross. I mean inside her heart)

Topic What do you think of older married men seeking sex because their wives no longer want it?
Posted 05 Jul 2013 01:26

Did you ever consider she just didn't want sex with YOU? Older married men can let themselves "go" just as married women can. Are you a slob, overweight, have gross habits, lust after "the young stuff" while you ignore your wife, no longer make any effort to "seduce" her? Are you a "lazy lover", a lousy one, only make love on some schedule? Consider her POV and work from there to get your "goove" back. Is she worn out from housework that you expect but never help with? Are you a "make me a sammich and bring me a beer" guy?
The same old-same old rut and routine of married life is reflected in the sex life as well for either gender. And "trying to spice it up" with kinks or experiments is a "bandaid" approach if the romance and desire isn't built up first.

Too many people, in my opinion, rush to adultery as a "fix it" without considering the alternatives. Look to your own deep motivations. Do you think the "outsourcing" with something strange is because you're bored? Maybe you're the one that's boring. Do you think some "young stuff" will make you feel younger? In most, cases the opposite is true because their sex drive and energy will outlast yours and you'll be a disappointment to them, then it's bye bye.

Are you "full" of porn images and vids that excite you and think "Oh, yeah, I'll get me some of that"? Reality, it's not! For every "hot babe" or "hunk" you think exists for you, there are a bazillion plain, ordinary people who want average, ordinary lives not based in some frenzied sexual fantasies that most men of an age can't maintain for more than ten minutes. Oh, sure, with Viagra or Cialis, you'll think you're SuperStud until you wind up in the ER or Intensive Care.

Just my two cents worth, of course. :) Go on and do what you think you can handle, but don't whine when it doesn't work out.

How on earth are you single? I find it hard to believe that it could be with men of your gentry.

Topic Being stared at by men on the street?
Posted 05 Jul 2013 01:07

Felix...they have ties. And we use them. But for the sake of your's just elastic. Tug em

Ties... You mean like those bikini bottoms that have a couple ties on the side? Just one pull of the cord and they come right off, yeah?

I think I'm liking these scrub pants... I'm feeling under the weather ):

Come nurse me? :D

Topic I was caught by my girl friends, friends coming out of the shower naked
Posted 05 Jul 2013 01:02

Alright Felix, fess sat down and joined them in eating you summer cum salad...didn't you. C'mon now. The truth Felix.

The truth is that I was barely able to muster a big enough load to adequately moisten their summer salad. Not to mention that with the up-curve of my cock I got some on her best friend's new blouse, as well, which she licked off, instead of getting it all on the salad. I was embarrassed about that.

But truthfully, they just ate the cum salad and that was that and I went back to the bathroom feeling used and ashamed.

Topic I was caught by my girl friends, friends coming out of the shower naked
Posted 05 Jul 2013 00:44

The other day I was taking a shower at my girl friends house. I thought we we alone so I walked to the kitchen naked I was caught by my girl friends 2 friends, they said something like holly crap or shit. I got an instant erection that curves up rigid fully erect they where shocked they said dam dude your cocks really big and hard. Then my girl friend walked in the kitchen I was embarrassed standing there with an erection. My girl friend asked them if they liked what they were seeing they said they did and told her she was one lucky girl I was asked how big is your cock I told them 9& 1/2 inches long 6 inches around, they said that big before or curve up like that so hard. My girl friend asked if they wanted to watch her give me a hand job they sure did watch. I STOOD THERE WITH MY GIRL FRIEND RUBBING MY COCK AS THEY WATCHED LAUGHED and said stuff I held back for close to a half hour before I ejaculated I shot 4 times then ran to the bathroom until they left. What would you lady's have done if you were there? Alo what do you think about my size and the way my erection curves up? what do you think about me getting a had job?

Don't listen to them dude.

This shit happens to me all the time too.

Like, the other day I walked out of the shower and I thought I was alone and I walked into the kitchen to grab a fucking coca cola classic and lo and behold, there is my girlfriend having brunch with three of her hot friends. They laughed of course so what do I do? I fucking came all over their summer salad.

They were having summer salad.

And I came on it.

I came on their summer salad.

And they ate it.

They ate cum salad.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 05 Jul 2013 00:29

What mean the world to you? my money, my doe, my hoes, my clothes
What mean the world to you? my money, my doe, my hair, my nails
What mean the world to you? some sex, some ex, and a little bit of head rah
What mean the world to you? sex that sweet wit a cat who eat
What mean the world to you? lots of cheese shopping sprees
What mean the world to you? diamond rings shinin things


Topic Beating the Smoking Addiction?
Posted 04 Jul 2013 13:15

The best way to quit smoking is to date a really really hot girl that fucking hates smokers. You'll quit in like a day.