Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Does she like me?
Posted 30 Apr 2014 09:36



I've given you guys 100% details. Where did I display my frustration to her, "temper tantrum"? I kept it to myself. I acknowledge she's busy but it isn't enough to make me not try.

I don't chase her. She texts me first , and as the man I try to get us doing something and not just texting all day. So I flirty text a bit, but quickly get to the point of trying to spend time with her.

If anything it's just bad timing. I mean Im frustrated but I don't hate her or anything.



So things went a little haywire

I asked her about picking her up tonight, she replied that she felt crabby. So I was turned off and said alright time to bail lol. I told her alright it's cool, don't worry about it. Told her I liked her which is why I was trying to see her and that I'll just see her around at work and no hard feelings. She replied and said I would like to hangout but the week days are just bad for me since I have school every day. I'm done with school in a week, and then I won't be so stressed.

I didn't reply for a while she texted some more: don't take it personally. You wanna talk later? I replied and said sure, she's like okay cool :) call me around 10. Then it's 9:58 she texts and says she isn't home yet but she will call me. I don't reply

It's midnight now, no text or call since. Thinking this is a lost cause, but one thing remarkable is that she is confusing as hell.

You really fucked it up. All you had to do was wait a week until she was free from her school obligations... All this "so I don't reply" bullshit doesn't make her think you're cool in her mind. It makes her think you are all butthurt. You're not even dating her yet and you're already acting like a lil bitch. Sounds like she was interested in you but your immature game playing fucked that up.

Topic Lady Gaga's Meat Dress
Posted 29 Apr 2014 23:38





You and DonkeyPunch aka Magical_Felix are just old, out of touch bastards...aka...Prudes!

aka Go for it, girl!


Try as I might, Cartoon Pussycat - I can't find that thread from April of 2010 - where you initially joined under your former repugnant username...or where you were asked by several moderators to change it to something less offensive - and then where you were finally told - in no uncertain terms - to change your username - or else.

But I'll keep devoting a few cycles a week towards looking... cuz it's probably here and this search tool of Gav's is a wonderful thing.


//www.youtube.com/embed/ms8j5g6OKZU

Hey, Nic - I found that video again!

Wow... This is pretty sad. I hope you find it though. That thread was so funny.

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 29 Apr 2014 23:12



Did you bother to use a dictionary on Pantaloon or you been boozing and thought you had the right word or spelling again?



Pantaloon.

pan·ta·loon
ˌpantlˈo͞on/
noun
1.
women's baggy trousers gathered at the ankles.
2.
a Venetian character in Italian commedia dell'arte represented as a foolish old man wearing pantaloons.

You are pantalooning yourself.

Only a total loser - like yourself - would think getting caught making a typo on a file name is something to be embarrassed about.

You think a typo is a big deal but...

http://www.easybranches.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tyrion-clever.gif


Post that email here then Jackson... show everyone what a liar WMM is.

I double dog dare ya. Nutbag



I don't take screen shots of everything... That's a cringe worthy habit you posses. Plus your PMs weren't just about me (90% was but still). Your feelings were hurt about another member too so it wouldn't be fair to them to repeat the lies you said about them here.



You should lay off the liquid courage before posting here, chief.

You're projecting, again. Just because you need alcohol to function doesn't mean everyone else does too...


Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 29 Apr 2014 22:55


You really should take your issues up with the one person on Lush who can suspend or ban me. Throw a freaking royal hissy fit in an email to her, hell... include me and 15 or 16 of your closest friends at Lush.

I'd love to read that one!

Actually that's more your style. We aren't chicken shits... How has that been working out for you? Sending off emails like that? Do you realize how many of the 16 or 17 you sent it to were laughing at you?

And I see you already deleted your long ass rants. You just dont learn do you laughing8

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 29 Apr 2014 22:51

Yanno... I snipped that video clip the other night (the porno violence above) and then .gif'd it and I called it - GettingCrowned.gif

But I wasn't going to post it at Lush - I have other forums where that kind of porno-violence is encouraged. Whoever made that one above is rather talented though . I try to stay away from showing torture or death or actual assault violence in the .gifs I create - to post - on Lush.



Making gifs of other peoples work isn't a talent... lol

Plus didn't you just yesterday or the other day post videos of people dying in a horrible way and people getting their hands cut off and shit like that... What the fuck are you talking about?

There you go pantalooning yourself again.



This email that you've referred to two or three times now ... was never sent to you, so I wonder how you ever even managed to see it...



That's just a straight up lie. You sent it to your entire friend list. I know this because several people sent it to me because it was filled with all the things you are too chicken to say about me in the forum where I can respond.



You're apparently in control these days. Getting away with all manner of harassment and posting of nasty shit, and comments, slurs and insults . See, that's not tattling...that's calling a spade a spade. Everyone else has noticed it too. Only the forum moderators can delete posts/comments, etc...and yours and his are still adorning the forum.



It's not so fun when people say them to you huh? You always insult people. I've seen it many many times. It's probably why they don't listen to your complaints when you tattle because you're a hypocrite who can't handle a dose of your own medicine.



It must be because your buddy thinks it's funny.



Who?

See, that's not tattling...that's calling a spade a spade. Everyone else has noticed it too.

Who?



We thinks you doth protest too much.



This whole post was you protesting... You're being a huge cry baby.


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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 29 Apr 2014 21:31

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Topic What food are you craving right now?
Posted 29 Apr 2014 20:21

An Angel's Tit.

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Topic Sexy girls wearing tank top undershirts
Posted 29 Apr 2014 20:08

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 29 Apr 2014 20:07

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Topic Does she like me?
Posted 29 Apr 2014 19:30

Since this morning there's a few updates

I replied to her picture msg and was joking with her, and also complimented her, she received it well and flirty. Then I asked if she wanted to do anything tonight. She replied said she couldn't because she had to work. So I don't reply for a few hours and then I'm like soooo, I'll pick you up after your shift. She replies, asking what will we do? I told her since it's late we can just hangout over here again and do whatever she's comfortable with as long as we can chill n talk I'm happy. She replied, okay sounds good.

She's really confusing

Bad move... Usually when people get out of work they want to go home and shower. You're gonna be hanging out with her when she's tired, feeling dirty and not looking her best. She will probably be stand offish if you attempt to check her oil .

Still, pretty curious about how it goes. Good luck dude.

Topic any ideal for my newest painting
Posted 29 Apr 2014 19:23

thanks why wont pepole get it
that im a girl


I believe you Ally.

Godspeed.

Topic If you could write a note to your younger self, what would you say in ONLY two words?
Posted 29 Apr 2014 19:16

delete "get" and my partner was my wife, so I wasn't her boyfriend, but my friend Ken was.

That's beautiful.

Topic If you could write a note to your younger self, what would you say in ONLY two words?
Posted 29 Apr 2014 12:32

get more pussy!

That's three words Emerson.

Topic What is the biggest secret you keep from your partner?
Posted 29 Apr 2014 12:28

I sucked him one night when she was having sex with both of us, I was fucking her and she was sucking his cock, so I started kissing her and his cock came out and I put it in my mouth and boy did I like it, I sucked him for a couple minutes then she put it back in her mouth and told me that that was her cock, but after she went to sleep I sucked him off, Also a couple times after that, I've had a few more blow jobs with guys that she don't know about too.

That's quite a scene you painted there. I wish I hadn't read it but it's too late for that now.

What I was more confused about was the fact that your partner has a boyfriend. I was like, wait...aren't you her boyfriend?

Topic Does she like me?
Posted 29 Apr 2014 12:21

It was a bad move to ask her to hang out again the same night you first hung out. She really isn't sure what she's doing the next week and she's not gonna say no especially if you had just had a good time so you really don't know where you stand when you do that.

Her canceling but texting you may seem like mixed signals but maybe it's not. She does sound like a busy girl. She could be texting you because she really is busy and doesn't want to make you feel rejected. I guess it depends on what exactly she texts you. If she is flirty... You need to actually think of something fun to do rather than just hanging out at your house again or something like that. If she likes baseball games, or amusement parks or something like that you need to tell her you scored some tickets. Inviting her over to your house may may her think you're just trying to score. A dinner date might seem too formal and an obvious "I like you" kind of date. But if you can figure out a more exciting date to take her on and she's flirty like she was on the first time you hung out you need to just make a move. She'll either reject you and you can laugh it off or she'll be into it.

If she rejects you she just wanted to be friends and she'll slowly faze you out of her life unless you're cool and not an asshole to her for getting rejected. Remember you work with this girl so don't be that bitter dude.

Topic What is the biggest secret you keep from your partner?
Posted 29 Apr 2014 11:55

that I've been sucking cock. and have sucked her boyfriend off a couple times.

What

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 28 Apr 2014 23:53



Ok seriously Jack, I saw your forum about skinny vs curvy girls and your posts to anyone who made a wise crack or drifted off topic and you didn't like it so why do it to others? By all means attack me but what your doing isn't right. This thread already got off to bad start and was just getting back on track, please don't spoil it why cant you just make a valuable contribution to the thread I have seen you do it in others many times and when you do I've often agreed with what you've had to say, I don't however agree with the posts in here you have made thus far.

Look kiera. That's very flattering. But I'm taking this thread very seriously. I was promised butthole pics and I didn't get them. What's right is right and so far I've been wronged. Butthole or get the fuck out.

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 28 Apr 2014 23:21



My closest friends here didn't become my closest friends until after they requested me as a friend.

Wow, so conceited. Disgustingly conceited.

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 28 Apr 2014 23:18



for the record i was really interested in why but now i don't care.

You're so annoying... I have no words.

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 28 Apr 2014 23:16



(cutting to the chase)



Let's see that butthole, girl. I didn't send that request for nothing.

Topic Do you still like to play some older video games?
Posted 28 Apr 2014 19:06

Oh hell yeah! I still have my N64 and sometimes I hook it up to go back and play WWF No Mercy. Nostalgia overload!

Mariokart 64 and GoldenEye all day.

Topic Do you still like to play some older video games?
Posted 28 Apr 2014 13:00

http://centipedegame.org/

http://www.pacmangame.org/

http://www.classicgamesarcade.com/



You'd think most fellas your age would have been way too old for video games by the time those came out but I guess you were young at heart. 3601

Cool links!

Topic Figging
Posted 28 Apr 2014 12:15

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 28 Apr 2014 12:06

What a sourpuss.

Topic Are there any American actors who can do a convincing English accent?
Posted 27 Apr 2014 11:36



Okay, I'll have to give him a listen. What's he been in?

He's the little person in the show Game of Thrones. There are scenes on YouTube but they will contain spoilers for sure.

Topic Are there any American actors who can do a convincing English accent?
Posted 27 Apr 2014 11:31

I think Peter Dinklage pulls off a good accent. It's not over the top. I thought he was english at first until I found out he was born in New Jersey. I'm American though so to an English person it might not sound right.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 27 Apr 2014 11:20

I like that you can add a picture or a "cover" image to stories now and I usually throw together something with the title on it for my gallery but I have refrained from loading them into the stories because there is that semi-transparent black box with the white text that states the title and author of the story over your image. I have always thought that that transparent box is redundant (and ugly) because You can already see the title and author you don't need another box saying so over your image. A cover image should look like an actual cover and the ones I put together for my stories do actually look like a book cover so the transparent box over them would make it look stupid so I just don't add images. What I am proposing is that there be an option to display that black box or not. I understand it's good for people that don't know how to add their own type to a picture but to the other people that can, that box is just annoying.

Topic guys- would you ever be a sexual surrogate?
Posted 27 Apr 2014 08:41

The only kind of surrogate I would be is a sexual one.

Topic Do you like cum in you or on you?
Posted 26 Apr 2014 23:17


So would you like a gal like me to sperm you

This is one of my favorite sentences I have ever read.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 26 Apr 2014 20:24

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