Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 22 Oct 2012 08:03

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Topic New Lush feature: First Day Time Machine
Posted 21 Oct 2012 19:02

Speaking of the Trailer.... Thanks for the Spinners!!!! I got rid of the hubcaps. You were right, feel like the Park Princess!!
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Told you I know my shit.

Ill get you the curb feelers and one of those sticker maps you put by the door to mark off the states you lived in, uh pass the time.. err visited, this christmas.

Anything for the purtiest princess in the the whole park.

Topic Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted 21 Oct 2012 18:52



I couldn't have said it better. Had to make sure you were keeping it real on the west coast.

Don't give away too many details now. Wouldn't want people knowing about where the magic happens, where the monkey noises happen.

Topic New Lush feature: First Day Time Machine
Posted 21 Oct 2012 18:48



Hear, ....... Pussy, pussy, pussy. Purrrrr, meeeeeow!
Have you looked at the map, and seen where your Trixie's Trailer is?





Has certain Trixie looked around the breakfast/lunch/dinner nook for the keys so she can fire up her house and drive it to the west side? Hello.

Plus I know she reps that south.

Topic Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted 21 Oct 2012 18:42




That is the funniest comment you've made in some time. Especially the "NO" part if it.



I know right? Depends on who off lush though. I think me and you would be more like interrupting each other for a few minutes then mostly muffled sounds followed by noises that are technically human but remind passerby's of spring time in the jungle.

Topic Am I The Only One?
Posted 21 Oct 2012 15:15

Maybe part of the issue is that I just don't know what I like?

I know those guys with the bumpy tummies of muscle look like cuddling them would be uncomfy, whereas one who obviously likes cookies makes me think it would be nice to cuddle him. And broad shoulders on the lads I've fancied made me feel safe. That's a step forward, isn't? book

And noooooo to bum sex, thank you!

Okay first of all, most guys like cookies, so no worries there. The really good ones will eat your cookie so good you wont be able control yourself. That cookie will be dripping wet by the time he's done. Those juices start to drip down... you might even offer up that tight little mini donut. You never know. This is because the lads you know are too worried about being nice and proper n shit. You need a stranger to open your mind... and your ass.

Topic Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted 21 Oct 2012 14:58




Well you know, it might take a couple more than two minutes to find the books to make out points , I think I will check out the books before hand and we can meet at a Starbucks or something.

Don't you know your Dewey Decimals!? laughing2

I see this debate will be a swift and painless!

Topic Am I The Only One?
Posted 21 Oct 2012 14:49

I think the unknown is exciting. I think you may be confusing love and sexual desire.

I can't love a stranger but I would have hot filthy dirty sex with one. Especially if it's a beautiful stranger. I'd probably fuck her in her ass, unprotected, in a shitty little bathroom stall with people doing blow right next door. Because I'm fucking wild.

So come on Shylass. Time to step out of your comfort zone and fuck a stranger in the ass.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/_TaDWhu3BK8

Haven't we met
You're some kind of beautiful stranger
You could be good for me
I've had the taste for danger

If I'm smart then I'll run away
But I'm not so I guess I'll stay
Heaven forbid
I'll take my chance on a beautiful stranger

I looked into your eyes
And my world came tumbling down
You're the devil in disguise
That's why I'm singing this song

To know you is to love you
You're everywhere I go
And everybody knows

To love you is to be part of you
I've paid for you with tears
And swallowed all my pride

Da-da-da-dum da-dum da-dum da da da-da dum
Beautiful stranger
Da-da-da-dum da-dum da-dum da da da-da dum
Beautiful stranger

If I'm smart then I'll run away
But I'm not so I guess I'll stay
Haven't you heard
I fell in love with a beautiful stranger

I looked into your face
My heart was dancing all over the place
I'd like to change my point of view
If I could just forget about you

To know you is to love you
You're everywhere I go
And everybody knows

I looked into your eyes
And my world came tumbling down
You're the devil in disguise
That's why I'm singing this song to you

To know you is to love you
You're everywhere I go
And everybody knows

I've paid for you with tears
And swallowed all my pride

Da-da-da-dum da-dum da-dum da da da-da dum
Beautiful stranger
Da-da-da-dum da-dum da-dum da da da-da dum
Beautiful stranger


Topic New Lush feature: First Day Time Machine
Posted 21 Oct 2012 14:37

just so y'all know...

http://www.oaklandmofo.com/photos/oakland/oakland-graffiti.JPG

I guess I will take Makavelli's silence as his admission of bitchdom!

I think he's still embarressed about having to bow down to the west side.

FUCK THE EAST SIDE AND FUCK MAKAVELLI!

http://www.youtube.com/embed/ICldDW05dsw

Topic Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted 21 Oct 2012 14:24




Hey, we should meet up and talk about the "Number of atheists on the rise", you make some good points
and I want to further discuss with you in person so I know you're serious.

Yes, I think this would be a great idea. We can meet at the library so we can fact check each other's points. I believe we should each have two minutes to make our points which will then be followed by four minutes of formal debate.

Topic Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted 21 Oct 2012 14:15

Noooooooo... I'd meet them to talk about think tank topics. LOL

Topic Completely shaven or landing strip?
Posted 21 Oct 2012 10:13

Not a fan of bushes, I would still fuck it (its pussy after all) but won't eat it.

You punk bitch.

Topic why people lie?
Posted 21 Oct 2012 10:12

People lie because people believe them, duh.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 21 Oct 2012 10:08



http://www.youtube.com/embed/KuZ2QZKYj7c

Topic How to get my husband to be more dominant?
Posted 21 Oct 2012 09:57

There is no cure for being a pussy. I think it's one of those nature vs nurture things or some shit. His brain is already wired.

There is no cure, I'm sorry, but you can try a couple things..

Start being more of a bitch. Boss his ass around more. Do the shit you want to do. Disagree with him a lot. Eventually he'll want to angry fuck you.

If that doesn't work, slap him in the face really hard next time you're fucking. I promise the next stroke will be harder.

Topic How do you define success?
Posted 21 Oct 2012 09:51


You could go weeks in-between, but live like a king off of six successes a year.

This is making me sad. You're like a nuclear meltdown and the sadness is like the radiation. Just being around the fallout is fucking me up.

Topic Completely shaven or landing strip?
Posted 21 Oct 2012 09:44

I think it all depends on the vagina. You know how some girls look better with short haircuts and some with long strait hair or whatever? Same thing with vaginas. Some look better bald, some look better with a little hitler mustache, others look better with a wild bush going on.

Topic How would you want your woman to dress?
Posted 21 Oct 2012 09:36

However the fuck she wants... Telling a girl how to dress is like attempting a war on drugs.

Plus, she dressed the way she wanted when you met her.

Topic Male Sex Toys
Posted 21 Oct 2012 09:34

The best sex toy I ever purchased cost about 300 bucks an hour. It felt like the real thing. In more ways than one actually.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 19 Oct 2012 06:18

The dude with the wood bricks needs to calm way down.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/FzvMQMdlrHo

Topic Are you a true pussy eater?
Posted 18 Oct 2012 17:16




Sheesh, I'd eat you up ... and SPIT you out!

Responsible thinking, wouldn't want you overdosing on it now.

Topic Who does not like pussy?
Posted 18 Oct 2012 16:51

Related thread.

Topic Black and Whites
Posted 18 Oct 2012 16:44

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Topic Black and Whites
Posted 18 Oct 2012 16:43

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Topic Black and Whites
Posted 18 Oct 2012 16:41

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Topic Black and Whites
Posted 18 Oct 2012 16:39

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 18 Oct 2012 16:33

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 18 Oct 2012 16:32

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 18 Oct 2012 16:32

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Topic Are you a true pussy eater?
Posted 18 Oct 2012 16:28

I eat the pussy, I eat the ass, I eat every damn thing.