Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic men in stockings and panties yes or no
Posted 07 Jun 2015 20:34

When I rob banks, I have the hardest time deciding which kind of stockings to wear. Wearing pantyhose over my head is kind of a waste of the other leg. Though you can stuff money in it, but those dye packs just ruin a good pair of hose.

Then if you wear lacy, that may be less intimidating, and a seam going down face just doesn't flatter me.

I have a friend who robbed bank wearing a pair of those sexy crotchless pantyhose. Yeah, not too bright. His face picture was all over the news.

Buz... It's all electronic now. You don't actually steal bundles of cash anymore. That's some born to lose shit. I don't want to get into the specifics here...but the bank robbing business is less confrontational now.

Topic men in stockings and panties yes or no
Posted 07 Jun 2015 19:45

I would only wear stalkings in two different scenarios.

1. On my head while robbing a bank.

2. On my head while role-playing big bad intruder.

Topic BDSM illustrations and photography
Posted 05 Jun 2015 02:05

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 05 Jun 2015 01:43

Damn. Most of mine can't fit under 5000. In the words of Mark Twain. Once I start writing, I'm too lazy to stop.

Calm down, talking about how big your stories are. It's not how long your story is, it's how they read it.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 05 Jun 2015 01:29

Laughs. Well I can tell you that a couple of words does make a difference! I had to cut out 'timidly' and 'Bucks' from my story to hit 3500 on the dot. I want my words back!!!

That's a joke, obviously. No one but me would miss them in the story, but it did prove difficult getting the story closed properly right at 3500. Having such limits really does add to the difficulty. You either under write and miss an opportunity at development or you end up having a noticeably abrupt ending. I think I managed to balance it pretty well.

Really? Shit, I'm gonna have to add some filler to mine to make it that freakin long. 3,500??? Fuck!

Topic New Erotica Author looking to network =)
Posted 05 Jun 2015 01:24

Look man, I probably won't bother with the newsletter and all that shit. But I'm not the norm. I did want to post to congratulate you on how well your YA novel seems to be doing though. Over 100 reviews on amazon is pretty cool and no easy feat. Well done and I wish you luck on all your future writing endeavors.

Topic Sexualization of Young Women
Posted 04 Jun 2015 15:31

The two-piece swimming suit was an example posted by one of the women I mentioned, not mine.

My own involvement is really a sort of general irritation that any mention of the subject comes down to "pervy men" and "how dare they look at my child that way".

Instead of swim suits you could talk about pageants, or little girls (or boys for that matter) salsa dancing. There are a lot of examples we could talk about.

Because it is pervy... It's like some dude coming up to you and saying, "your grandma's sweater is looking a little tight around her breasts. You should tell her not to dress like that so my mind doesn't wonder." You'd probably wonder what the fuck is in that dudes head because normal people aren't sexualizing your grandma in the same way they aren't sexualizing little girls. Little girls will be sexualized by creeps and pedos no matter what they wear, not by normal people, by creeps and pedos.

Topic Is cybersex cheating?
Posted 04 Jun 2015 13:46

You're so jugemental . But i used to feel the same way about those who who read/wrote in that category before it was removed.
Yes, people come here and do that creepy shit . Want names?

I judged thee, a creepy little turd. Guilty.

Want names?


Topic Post your shoe porn here...
Posted 04 Jun 2015 12:21

Recently bought myself a pair of these. I'm still in the 'don't want to get them dirty' stage so I think hard about where I choose to wear them haha.

Topic If Jurassic Park came true
Posted 04 Jun 2015 11:39

I would attach a frickin giant laser beam to a megalodon's head.

Topic Sexualization of Young Women
Posted 04 Jun 2015 11:31

Regardless of this topic. You're always going to encounter defensiveness and resistance when you tell another person how to parent their children, especially if you don't know them. Even telling your own siblings how to parent your nieces and nephews won't be taken too kindly.

Is dressing your 6 year old in a two piece inappropriate? I don't think it is really. I guess it depends on the suit. Two pieces made for adults are way different than the ones made for children though. I guess it depends on the location as well. I mean, I probably wouldn't let my own child go swimming if me or her mother are not present though and I wouldn't take them swimming somewhere with creeps around.

So really, not sure why it would be inappropriate for my child to wear a two piece. And yeah, I would be suspicious of the person pointing it out to me and saying it's inappropriate... Like, what the fuck are they thinking as they look at my child swimming?

Topic Is cybersex cheating?
Posted 04 Jun 2015 07:06

Before you make that call i think that you have to take it a step further. For Example; If Cousins, distant Cousins, Siblings , family members , etc......were to hook up and indulge in cyber sex with one another?

Would that be considered incest? If the answer is no, then how could you make a case that cyber sex is cheating/ infidelity?

You're a creepy little turd.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:44

sorry. i am currently role-playing a guy as research for a story i'm doing - just got carried away at trying to be as realistic as possible. BOOBS!

BUTTS. Realistically, we like butts more than boobs. Big butts, rookie.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:35

and if you have dreams, maybe one day you'll touch an actual live woman. not the sex dolls that you usually are touching. btw, i looked them up online - the realisitc ones? those things are expensive!

You see, this is the kind of predictable writing that holds you back in these comps and especially against me. You go for a, frankly, lame and unbelievable joke then expose yourself by letting me know you've been doing this type of sex doll research. You better up your game if you're entering this comp.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:20

it would be fun to crush you like a grape before you even got out of the gate, actually. i'm all over this idea. :)

That's cute. It's good to have dreams, young Rachel. If you reach for the stars you might touch the sky.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 15:13

i'll enter if you both enter. and send me $40 each. and buy me an island.

You know, it would be awesome in the comps if it was bracket style. With quarter-finals, semi-finals and a grand final. One on one elimination. Like me breezing over you in the quarters to barely edge out SITTING in the semis to make it to the final to beat the best of the rest. That would be rad.

Topic What's Your Greatest Fear In Life?
Posted 03 Jun 2015 12:26

I reckon you'd bring enough arse to a marriage to make up for any shortfall on her part. icon_biggrin

Looks like we got a comedian over here. Freakin' Clutterbutters Dangerfeild.

Topic Announcing our "Money Talks" Story Competition, $250 First Prize!
Posted 03 Jun 2015 08:55

What an awesome idea! Can't say I have any plans to enter but I look forward to reading the entries.

I'll enter if you enter too.

Topic In your view what is a difference between a girl and a woman?
Posted 02 Jun 2015 21:37

To say that women don't want attention and that girls don't want respect makes me feel like a lot of you have very minimal contact with both.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 02 Jun 2015 21:17

Topic In your view what is a difference between a girl and a woman?
Posted 02 Jun 2015 21:12

In your view what is a difference between a girl and a woman?

What state are we in?

Topic Sister in law fantasies
Posted 02 Jun 2015 16:07

I've been with my wife almost 5 years now and I love her to bits, but she has 2 sisters, 1 older, 1 younger, both stunningly beautiful, and I am totally in lust with them, the eldest particularly. We're both 29 and get on really well and seem to have a good flirt online every now and then. I don't think I'd ever cheat on my wife, but if her sister offered, i don't know if i'd be able to resist.
I think my question here is, is this normal, to like your sister in law like this?
Has anyone actually "had" their sister in law? If so what happened.

She flirts with her sister's husband online? Wow, what a bitch. Sounds like she'd fuck you just to spite her sister. Only one way to find out though. You got to nut up, walk up to her and grab her cooch.

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 02 Jun 2015 15:39

Mystic River - An Eastwood classic to remind me of how magnificent he can be as a director.

One of his best. And that is good you have someone to look up to. I'm sure finding older role models is becoming quite tough for you. If you're like me, it's hard to be inspired by those younger than you.

Topic What's Your Greatest Fear In Life?
Posted 02 Jun 2015 01:57

Marrying a girl with a small butt.

Topic Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2015)
Posted 02 Jun 2015 01:43

There's another competition to be announced very soon, for the creative types amongst us. Stay tuned. No need to be an attention whore to win that one coffee

Can you make it a biggest dick competition for once?

Topic Guy's Lush Profiles
Posted 02 Jun 2015 01:34

I don't think they realize that with writers here..we want to be seduced with words!

I don't think so honey, we want to see the tits and the ass or gtfo.

Topic Have you ever sent naked pictures of yourself to someone other than on Lush?
Posted 02 Jun 2015 01:29

Tell me your phone number and I'll send you a pic of my fucking balls on a table. Just all laid out. All over the table like it's an everyday thing.

Topic teen or milf
Posted 02 Jun 2015 00:43

throw in a choco taco and you sir, have a deal 😉

You're already calling me sir and everything. I'm not even into that but it's telling. Like you're a good girl 'n' such. Sounds like it's a done deal missy.

Topic This is how chess should be played
Posted 28 May 2015 04:30

Tried it with checkers. Every cat wanted to be a king. Shit got crazy.

You seriously stopped cats kinging each other? I have no words for that.