Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 16 Dec 2014 22:52

Topic Have you ever had sex with a foreigner?
Posted 16 Dec 2014 22:48

I FOBed it up back in the day.

Topic The SONY hacking
Posted 16 Dec 2014 13:41

Immoral or enlightening?

To say that his racist thoughts on the types of movies that Obama would like is not important is tantamount to denying an author’s political views have an impact on the books he writes.

Reading comprehension has never been a well utilized part of your tool belt, so perhaps some clarification needs to be made for you. The sentence you highlighted was actually lifted from the URL/article which was also included.

May you enjoy another boring & unimaginative Christmas, Jackson...which for you, would be an improvement. evil4

No wonder the writing actually seemed good. The same logic still applies though, wether you wrote it or not.

Thanks for the Christmas wishes! And congratulations on starting another dud thread.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 16 Dec 2014 02:09


Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 16 Dec 2014 02:07


Topic does anyone here have a favorite musical?
Posted 16 Dec 2014 02:03

If I told you my favorite musical I'd have to tell you what my favorite breakfast cocktail and summer salad are as well.

Topic Did your life turn out as expected?
Posted 16 Dec 2014 01:54

I have had my ups and downs

I'm sure you've had plenty of up and down , girl. evil4

Topic Does it really hurt when you lose your virginity?
Posted 16 Dec 2014 01:43

It hurt when I didn't get to fuck her anymore. It hurt so hard.

Topic Do you guys actually like going down on girls?
Posted 16 Dec 2014 01:40

I eat the pussy, I eat the ass, I eat the cheechees, I eat every damn thing and I LOVE it.

Topic how much are you attracted to a woman's eyes?
Posted 16 Dec 2014 01:39

Stupid question to be honest.

Topic Watching porn with your girl?
Posted 16 Dec 2014 01:37

If you don't watch porn with your girl...what the fuck you doing with her to begin with?

Topic The SONY hacking
Posted 16 Dec 2014 01:35

To say that his racist thoughts on the types of movies that Obama would like is not important is tantamount to denying an author’s political views have an impact on the books he writes.

Would make sense when trying to understand why your writing is so boring, forgettable and hackish.

Topic How many languages do you speak?
Posted 10 Dec 2014 10:03

I speak three.

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 10 Dec 2014 09:57

Saskia Schnell

Topic The Gentleman's Guide to Sending Dick Pictures to Random Women on the Internet.
Posted 10 Dec 2014 09:51

You're saying I look like a dick?

I'm just saying your picture had the same effect when you sprung it out. That's all trinket. Relax.

Topic The Gentleman's Guide to Sending Dick Pictures to Random Women on the Internet.
Posted 10 Dec 2014 02:09

No I don't have a cock but I hear you don't either lol. dontknow

Whoa, good one trinket.

Anyway... I think the picture of your face counts in this instance.

Topic The Gentleman's Guide to Sending Dick Pictures to Random Women on the Internet.
Posted 09 Dec 2014 18:26

Personally I find the random cockshot thing distasteful. I can honestly say I've never sent one. confused1

What... Does this mean you have a dick? Lol

Topic Breast feeding in public?
Posted 09 Dec 2014 18:18

It's just a thing mothers need to do.

Not long ago I was late for a 6 hour flight and by the time I boarded the plane there was like only one seat available by some hippy looking chick and her baby. I tried to read the book I brought with me but she was one of those "whatchu reading" type of people so I put the book down and just started talking to her. Her kid was pretty quiet the next couple of hours while I pretty much learned her life story, her taste in music, and all the other bullshit strangers talk about when you're forced to sit next to each other for hours. So the baby eventually started moving around and started crying a bit so as she's telling me about her home town or some shit she just pulled her tank strap off her shoulder and whipped her titty out without skipping a beat. Of course I looked, how can you not when you're facing someone talking to them? She latched on the baby and continued talking like its no big deal and it wasn't after the first couple minutes. Like, I don't see how anyone can think it's a big deal. The baby finished and she put her titty away and kept talking. She treated the whole thing as casual as opening up a bag of chips and eating them in front of me. If anyone is bothered by that I would think they are weird.

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 09 Nov 2014 21:19

Do I wanna know on a defective ass record player.

Topic Why do men like women in costumes?
Posted 09 Nov 2014 21:05

Men Like sexy women in anything.

Put a burlap sac on a hot chick and I will think it's sexy. So when you get a cool sexy chick with the personality that will put on funny/sexy/different clothes for you then it's all aboard on the orgasm train.

Topic When Obama Said it
Posted 09 Nov 2014 20:46

I'd like to know the identity of this one corporate savior for the working people, as I've never known this to ever happen in the course of my lifetime, since this type of business model began to be implemented with great relish in the early 1980s in America.

Did someone replace your batteries or what? Look at you with good posts left and right. What is happening? You didn't even throw conspiracy theories in there or nothing.

Topic Looking for a role play friend
Posted 09 Nov 2014 20:40

At my hunting camp cold and lonely. Looking for some play time message me

Do you got a purty mouth, boy

Topic Question for my fellow Christians on lush.
Posted 31 Oct 2014 11:40

Part 1

Part 2

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 30 Oct 2014 21:15

Juan Francisco Casas ballpoint pen drawings.

Topic How did you guys feel when you lost your virginity?
Posted 30 Oct 2014 20:43

I felt used, cheap and down right dirty, had to run home to shower, spit, spit, spit.

Most girls just swallow when they give their first blowjob.

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 25 Oct 2014 11:05

For fuck's sake, Chuck...

If you insist on quoting the former 'failed Democrat' - Ronald Reagan - and pushing his image and the faded/jaded memory of his actions, to attempt to support your own beliefs... at least do it honestly. Include both sides of what he said.

Reagan often barked to his own constituency, but that alone does not make everything he ever muttered - the fucking truth or sacred supposed law of the land.

Actual Reagan gun control quotes.

Another thing he did say in no uncertain tems, was that an AK47 was not a sporting weapon, (which any rational human being would agree with). (as below)


Finally you post something good.

Topic Toy Review: ORA 2 ~ LELO's new and improved oral sex simulator!
Posted 20 Oct 2014 01:04

ORA 2: The World's Most Sophisticated Oral Sex Simulator Just Got Better

A review and comparison of LELO's award-winning bestseller!

Last year LELO launched the ORA - a ground-breaking little pleasure massager that performed in a way that endless vibrators before it simply could not. The big revelation behind its inception should seem obvious: Women like oral sex!

Most traditional vibrators are either focused on penetration or are reliant upon steady vibrations and pulses directly on the clit, that – let’s face it – feels nothing like a tongue. Not to mention that if you already own a couple of these kinds of vibrators, you’re probably left feeling like you’ve 'been there, done that.' After all, how many variations do you really need of a product that generally feels the same and does the same things?

ORA entered the market at the beginning of 2014 with her sleek midnight blue curves and swirling and rotating nub that can circle and flick against a clitoris like a tongue and vibrate at the same time. It quickly went on to become a bestseller and became the first ever sex toy to win a Cannes Lions Award.

Last week, LELO launched the ORA 2 – the new and improved second-generation model. If you were hesitant about buying the original, haven’t gotten around to it yet, or if this is all new to you, the ORA 2 might make a great new addition to your toy box.

There are several notable and very noticeable improvements.

The Look:

The ORA 2 retains the size, shape, weight and luxe feel of its predecessor. It's from LELO's insignia line, which means it has the signature metallic inlay detailing and the attention to aesthetics as well as performance. This is the kind of sex toy you wouldn't mind leaving in plain view on your nightstand or pulling out to use with a new partner. It looks good!

There is one very noticeable difference between the original ORA and the ORA 2, and the old saying, "size makes a difference," applies here. The most important feature on the ORA is the little nub that moves and swirls under its silicone skin sphere, like the tip of a tongue. And let's just say, it got bigger - way bigger!

Why is this important? It means more pressure on your clit, stronger swirls and who wouldn’t prefer a longer tongue-tip to a shorter one if you had the choice? This is by the far the best improvement to the original model – especially for women with a petite clit, like me.


The new ORA 2 employs the ‘Sensetouch™ Technology’ that LELO features on many of its other toys. Vibrations activate on contact with skin. Because of this, it does feel like it packs more power than the original model. If you put both versions on at full tilt, the ORA 2 provides more pressure, more vibration and generally a more intense experience on both the clit and labia.

There are ten stimulation modes and you can vary the intensity for each mode by using the '+' and '–' buttons. These patterns offer both vibration plus swirling (including full and half-swirls), and also just swirling and flicking on its own without the vibration effect that one certainly wouldn’t get with a real oral sex experience. Personally, I’m a fantasy-girl and tend to enjoy both sensations at full blast, but it’s nice to have the variety that the different stimulation modes offer. There are some good ones, especially if you appreciate a good tease. I had no trouble reaching orgasm with this model, in literally just a couple of minutes. If you’re used to just the sensations of a standard clit-massager and looking for something different, this is a welcomed change.

Noise Level:

I also noticed that the ORA 2 is significantly quieter than the original model. With the original ORA, you can hear the rotation. The new ORA hums at the same noise-level as LELO’s standard vibrators – you don’t hear the rotation at all. This is actually a huge improvement as far as I'm concerned, especially if you need to keep your play-time discreet or are using it with a partner.

It's Waterproof:

The original was waterproof and this one is as well. It’s a nice size to keep in the shower or on the side of your tub. Water or a bit of water-based lube is the perfect way to get that slippery tongue-tip feeling if you’re not already feeling juicy.

ps. You’ll get a small sample of lubricant in your ORA box, if you don’t already stock it in your bedside table.


This one comes with a USB-recharger instead of the standard wall chargers that I’ve been used to with LELO’s previous toys. Technically I’m not a fan of this, but it’s really up to personal choice. I prefer to charge directly from a wall socket, but the USB charger may offer more versatility, especially if you travel. ORA 2 is compatible with all of LELO’s chargers though, so if you already own other models, you can use those standard wall chargers without a problem.

Final Thoughts:

I know that second generation products can sometimes feel like it’s just another excuse to remarket and relaunch a product while only offering minor improvements, but this isn’t one of them. The bigger size of the ‘tongue tip’ nub, the significantly improved noise level and the added SenseTouch™ technology really do set this apart from the original.

I actually started wondering how large a toy like this could feasibly go with the tongue-tip nub before it would potentially become uncomfortable. Might an ORA 3 be on the horizon in years to come? Not to mention, I think a toy that combined the tongue-swirling ORA technology with the vibrating penetration length of the Soraya model would probably be an instant bestseller.

We’ll see what LELO comes up with in years to come. In the meantime, if you skipped buying the original ORA, you’ll want to put its successor on your wish-list. It’s a solid winner.

You can buy this on the LELO website or one of their retailers. It's also on the LUSH Store as well, so you can add it to your 'wish list' on your profile just in time for the holidays! :)


Disclaimer: products were provided to me for my honest feedback and review.

I could read serious reviews of advanced sex toys by you all day. I imagine you with glasses on and everything as you write this.

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 19 Oct 2014 20:03

Right. Because that's EXACTLY the same as what I wrote. Jesus, project much?

I suppose it's unheard of that someone who makes their living 100% from being an attention whore might decide making up a false story to garner more attention for themselves might be profitable.

And I suppose that when she states that the police advised her to leave home for her own safety, we should give her 100% credibility, despite the fact that the police department having jurisdiction have no record of her even calling them to file a complaint.

Thanks, Sprite, for saving me from my own cynicism.

Because powerless idiots are everywhere, and the internet allows them to spread their vitriol without fear of repercussions. Even this site has its own complement of loudmouthed bullies. Meet them in real life, and you would see them for the weak bitches that they are.

Is that why you need to carry a gun with you nudie pants? Because you're so tough? Or because you're scared?

Seriously though, your last few posts come off so angry. Why does Anita Sarkeesian make you so angry? Have you seen her work? I play video games and what she says is true. It's disturbing how women are portrayed in many of them. It is the most misogynistic form of media there is sans porn.

Why do you have to call her a whore? Why do you need to discredit her? Your sources are laughable on that. Vague speculation from the criticized party is not evidence of anything. Many women receive rape and death threats... Are they all making it up?

It's funny how often you criticize the police for not doing a good job but now that it suits whatever strange point you are trying to make they are very thorough and would have a record of a phone call she made? I would like to know what your source is for this new stuff you're saying... It's not mad magazine is it?

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 18 Oct 2014 15:22

I wish you'd started a separate thread about this. The Anita Sarkeesian situation is important as a part of debate on guns and rape culture, but there are many more issues involved.

Women who write blogs, make videos and comment on other people's blogs, videos and posts get rape threats all the time. Why is that? Why is it so popular to threaten women with rape and violence for stating an opinion?

To be honest, there is nothing more stupid than a video game forum. If you seriously want to lose a few IQ points, search for a video game forum and start reading.

She's pointing out sexism in video games so of course the man-boys who have nothing else but video games on their minds go for the extreme reply of "I'm gonna rape you". You're dealing with guys who have probably never had girlfriends, any life experience, any responsibilities or anything. They think it's funny to say stuff like that.

It's like if a vegan goes on a rant about animal abuse and someone responds by saying "Shut up bitch I'm trying to enjoy my veal" or something stupid. It's just how stupid people reply to things. So you can imagine the level of stupid the internet combined with video games creates. It puts a spotlight on one of the stupidest types of guy there is.

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 16 Oct 2014 16:06

I'm not using someone else's intellectual property to make money. And you're still a douchebag. Scratch that. You're a parody of a douchebag.

You're focusing on something that has nothing to do with her message, the cancelled speech because of a mass murder threat, the first amendment or the second one... What you are doing though is victim blaming.

And calling me a parody of a douchebag isn't even an insult... Do you know what parody means? You're too stupid to even insult someone properly, Jesus Christ.