Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Why do men ask for the truth then hold it against you later?
Posted 02 Jun 2013 08:41

Sometimes the truth isn't what we expected... Like say you're getting into one of those "well how many people have you slept with" conversations late at night and the dude is all "I've been with like 7 girls" or something and the girl goes "oh me too, well full on sex that is" and the guy says "oh cool, wait, what do you mean full on sex?" then the girls drops the bomb that she has also sucked about 80 guys off and forgot how many handjobs. Shit like that is hard to hear without some kind of reaction later on. I mean come on, thats not a blowjob thats a blow career.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 02 Jun 2013 08:35

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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 31 May 2013 11:08

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Topic FWB anyone else?
Posted 30 May 2013 02:49



Actually Jack, the first poster on the thread asked what FWB meant, then changed his post. Just saying.

I think you need to shut up before I shut you up the hard way. Just sayin.

Topic IRS admits they deliberately harrassed Conservative groups
Posted 30 May 2013 02:31

^^^ aint nobody reading all that shit, Stevie wonder.

Topic Gentlemen no Longer Prefer Blondes.......
Posted 30 May 2013 02:29

Blondes are sexy as fuck, are you kidding me? Blonde girls make a man tremble.

Topic FWB anyone else?
Posted 30 May 2013 01:58

FWB=Friends with Benefits

OMG are you a detective or something?

Topic FWB anyone else?
Posted 30 May 2013 01:58

you know, the kids call it friends with benefits. But there is a reason that those friends are also called "friends that never end". It is very hard to not feel something for a friend you fuck, no pun intended. like when I said hard , cause of the boner and fucking. get it? It's hard .

Just by being friends it means you for care each other. If you are fucking.. I mean give me a break, you really care for each other.

Stop the bullshit.

Topic the role of the dom and sub
Posted 29 May 2013 07:59

Very aptly put, MJ *gentlemanly applause*

Quiet down little boy.

Topic the role of the dom and sub
Posted 29 May 2013 07:56

A Master is nothing but a man without a submissive to dominate, and a submissive is nothing but a needy girl without a Master to serve.


laughing8

I mean it's right there in the term D/s!




Which is a misnomer. Kinda like a koala bear . It's not really a bear. Just because it is the term used doesn't make it true or convincing to anyone besides the master wanting/needing some sort of power in their life.


Here is My view of the "ranking" if you will, of the Dominant role (of a male since that's what I am)

1st, you must be a man. Not a boy trying to be a man, a man. Grow up.
2nd, you must be a gentleman. Learn some manners and how to treat a woman.
3rd, you must be a Dominant. A woman is not going to follow if she has to lead too. Take charge and lead.
4th, Learn your craft. Learn your sub. Learn what pleases her, what makes her wet. Learn her mind and what she desires. Once you have learned to dominate her mind, then you can dominate her body. When you have learned your submissive inside and out, THEN (and only then) can you become her Master.



Learn what turns women on? You don't say... I would have never thought of that.

The rest sounds like it was cut and pasted out of the "masters for dummies" book.

Plus I have never met a master of any trade or art form that constantly reminds people that they are a master. They don't need to. Look how many times you do in this post. It's even in your screen name. Your'e a master like I'm a doctor when I want to get kinky with my bitch. Doesn't mean I am qualified to give medical advice.


I am a Master not because I can spell the word, but because I put the time in - years of time - to learn what makes My submissive tick. I know how to fuck her mind as well as her body. I know what she wants better than her. I can get her aroused and squirming without saying a word. And THAT boys and girls, is what a MASTER is.



It takes you years to learn what makes a chick tick? That does not sound very masterly... It really doesn't. Not trying to clown on you but seriously... Years? If you take out some of the master mumbo jumbo out of what you just said it sounds fairly standard. watch.

I know how to fuck her mind as well as her body. I know what she wants. I can get her aroused and squirming without saying a word.

^^^ pretty much any guy can say that about their girlfriend.

The term master is to give a false sense of power. Something missing from the masters real life.

You don't see presidents of companies demanding their wife call them President at home too or getting all tantrumy if she forgets to capitalize the p in president if she is texting him. That whole capitalizing the m in master thing is a constant reassurance the master needs out of fear the sub might forget who is "boss". Doesn't sound very masterly either.

Topic the role of the dom and sub
Posted 28 May 2013 18:37



Er, you make it sound like the Dom isn't getting pleasure from a spanking, just the sub? Without the Dom who pleases the sub? The real power is the relationship itself and what they make of it together, like any relationship. If you think it's a "false sense of power", I'm not sure you understand the dynamics involved in "power exchange".

Someone that doesn't need to be called a master can please the sub? In fact, most relationship dynamics are like that. It's when there is a lack of real life power that these terms are needed to make the master feel better. That is why it is a misnomer. If, how you say, the relationship is the power... Then the dom, by your rationale, isn't in control like how they appear to be.

I'd bet you euros to dollars that the sub can dump a dom and find someone else to please them easier than a dom can go out and find a sub. (and it's not because it is a special process to find a sub or some horse shit, it's because the sub/slaves/pets are the real masters. They top from the bottom)

Topic What's the most amount of loads of cum you have taken in one night? Please explain!!!!
Posted 28 May 2013 18:30

I took seven in one night. It was a hell of a party...:)

This gal looks like stephen king. Just sayin.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 28 May 2013 14:05

http://www.youtube.com/embed/R1b_A5dZeNA

Topic Habits? Etcetera? What Is The One Thing a Partner Can Do.....
Posted 28 May 2013 13:42



Get off my dick.



Come with me and you'll see that this post you made comes from a world of purrrre imagination.

http://www.tasteofcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory-gene-wilder.jpg

Topic the role of the dom and sub
Posted 28 May 2013 13:34

This is pretty complex and fascinating to me. I find the terms dom and sub to be a bit of a misnomer when applied to BDSM. On first glance the "dom" seems like they are the ones in charge. Nothing can be farther from the truth. In fact, it is the sub that has all the real power in the relationship.

The sub allows the dom to please them. The sub is the one that decides how far things go and for how long. For example, say a dom is spanking the sub. It's the sub that is getting pleased. The sub will allow it to continue for as long as they want not whatever the dom wants. Without the sub the dom is nothing. The subs will even have a safe word, the safe word is just like "stop" with non BDSM couples...

Who has the power? The sub of course. The term dom or master are just there to give a false sense of power.

Topic What are you driving?
Posted 28 May 2013 13:23

I'm driving bitches crazy. In a good and bad way, shit.

Topic Habits? Etcetera? What Is The One Thing a Partner Can Do.....
Posted 28 May 2013 13:16

I can't deal with any indicators of bad hygiene (skid marks, same tooth brush for more than 3 months, no sign of dental floss etc.). AND DON'T USE MY TOOTHBRUSH!!! Why do people think this is ok?!?!?! Don't put your mouth on my mouthwash. Don't use my razors. And don't use my deodorant. I also need a guy that showers at least once a day. I don't mind peeing while I'm in the shower, but don't take a dump. A guy did that to me once and I told his mom and then deleted both their numbers from my phone. The heat and steam from the shower combined with the stench is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I also don't mind farting. It happens, and I'd probably get a good laugh out of it (I'm so mature). Also, if I catch you picking your nose without a tissue nearby, I'm probably gonna wonder for the rest of the day and most of the week where the fuck those boogers went. Don't use my earbuds. Clean up after yourself. I'm somewhat of a neat freak, but I don't expect everyone to be the same. That being said, don't be a complete slob.

DO NOT toss your undies in the washing machine with mine. It freaks me out. If your day starts before mine, be considerate and don't wake me up while you get ready, unless you're waking me up to make sex. I like waking up to sex. And French toast. So if it's not sex or French toast, don't fucking wake me up. Don't erase my shows off the DVR, even if I've watched them already. Don't read my mail, as I won't read yours. I think that about sums it up. Oh...if you for some reason have the desire to use my makeup, don't touch my eyeliner or my mascara. That shit touches my eye fluids, and yours as well. Gross.

The maintenance is high with this one.

http://www.roadsquadron.com/Reference/ANH/VaderTIE/Vader_02VTCBY.jpg

Topic Habits? Etcetera? What Is The One Thing a Partner Can Do.....
Posted 27 May 2013 12:53



They don't do it when they get old!!... lol. Every time I hear about a dog doing this - it's always those little small fluffy breeds people buy in pet stories (aka puppy mills).

I imagine you walk your pooch and scoop up the poop with a bag so he doesn't get a chance to. The dogs that live on a little land and are let out to poo do to eat their turds. I seent it.

Topic Habits? Etcetera? What Is The One Thing a Partner Can Do.....
Posted 27 May 2013 12:24



mine has not played that card thank god, that's usually a deficiency in diet.

Wait til it gets older and bored. It will do it too. This thread is gonna make me throw up now.

Topic Habits? Etcetera? What Is The One Thing a Partner Can Do.....
Posted 27 May 2013 12:21



noooo, I have a puppy dog, my bad. bunny

It's like when the puppies eat their own feces. It's gag inducing.

Topic Habits? Etcetera? What Is The One Thing a Partner Can Do.....
Posted 27 May 2013 12:17



I thought all pussy cats liked hair balls Felix! bunny

Have you ever seen a cat cough one up? so not fun for the cat or the observer.

Topic Do guys like Chubby or Curvy girls?
Posted 27 May 2013 12:15


Quoting a very wise man. "A GOOD WOMAN IS WORTH HER WEIGHT IN GOLD"

That means you do like chubby chicks better... They would be worth more gold.

Topic Habits? Etcetera? What Is The One Thing a Partner Can Do.....
Posted 27 May 2013 12:07

I lived with a chick that used to ball up her loose hair and stick it on the shower wall. She would do it so it wouldn't go down the drain but then she would forget to remove it and there would be a bunch of them stuck on there. It wasn't that gross but it irritated me.

There was also this one girl that was pretty petite. Pretty normal eating habits. Wasn't farting all the time but when she went to the bathroom she would crap with the door open. It wasn't smelly or loud... But like she would sit there for like an hour. Just sit there. I would ask her if there was turd coming out like the whole time and she said no, that she just didn't like to rush it. It's not a good thing when your boyfriend sees you sitting on the toilet that often.

One of the most annoying habits I have encountered was this girl that would never leave her leftovers at the restaurant or throw home meal leftovers away. That wasn't the bad part. The bad part is that she would never eat them either and just leave them in the fridge until I tossed them away. It was so gross and annoying.

Also, girls who insist on having a pet but can't take care of them right is a deal breaker for me. I like animals but I hate shitty cat boxes and hair everywhere, thats a no go.

Topic Do guys like Chubby or Curvy girls?
Posted 27 May 2013 11:20

Ill fuck this chick, Ill fuck that chick. Ill fuck anything that moves! I hate guys I love women!

Topic Which will we get first....?
Posted 27 May 2013 11:07



This. Considering all the hell Obama got for just being black, imagine the heat that's gonna come down on the candidate for being gay or lesbian.

We couldn't even legalize gay marriage in california . Just like no candidate will ever have legalizing pot and taxing it as part of their campaign platform, something that makes tons of sense. No candidate will run for the presidency while being openly gay. They might come out afterword when they are all old and not in politics anymore. Like if they write a book, they will come out for the publicity or something but they never will while running for presidency.

Most intelligent people will not vote for someone simply because they are gay but many stupid people will definitely not vote for someone because they are gay. Makes no sense if you are trying to win an election. Just like obama and being black.

Topic Star Wars And Star Trek Fans; How Do You Feel About J.J. Abrams Directing Both New Movies?
Posted 27 May 2013 10:55



probably not going to be a popular comment, but seriously, the guy's a hack.

I wouldn't call him a hack. He did create the universe and I like the movies. He just tried to make the new ones kid friendly with comic relief when the movies would be better treated seriously like how the empire strikes back was. You can't have a character slaughtering kids one moment then throw in R2-D2 being all slap sticky the next and expect it to be good. It's retarded. The romance was so lame too, crow barred in. I like romantic scenes but those seemed like they were written by a 14 year old. He tried to please everyone and he fucked it all up. But still, he did create the whole star wars universe.

I'm going to go do something really un-nerdy now to cleanse myself of this post.

Topic Star Wars And Star Trek Fans; How Do You Feel About J.J. Abrams Directing Both New Movies?
Posted 27 May 2013 10:36

The good thing is that george lucas will neither write or direct it.

Topic Which will we get first....?
Posted 27 May 2013 10:34

I find it hard to believe Americans are any more open minded than the next country.

Topic Getting off doing anal...
Posted 26 May 2013 10:13


Why isn't grass blue?


It is blue.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/FgvfRSzmMoU

Topic Teeny Tiny?
Posted 26 May 2013 10:09

I'm not sure if this subject has been posted before, I'm sure it has, so forgive me.
I've recently started dating a guy who's absolutely phenomenal at oral sex, and he's just completely fantastic in general. My problem lies here, he's incredibly tiny. And when I say tiny, I mean he's a big guy, with an innie while soft and about 2 inches hard.
My question is, how can I comfort him during sex to reassure him and make sure he's getting pleasure? Anyone have any good tips for positions? He's very insecure about it, but more than pleases me with his oral skills. For me, the sex is for pleasing him. I just want it to work. Any advice is welcome, and again sorry for posting this of its already been posted before.
Hearts!
-Minx

An innie while soft.