Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 26 Apr 2014 17:26

See? See how easy it is to pull your cord?

Yo, Mr. attention whore... irregardless what you or your bitch think, this thread was not originally created by me - with you in mind. It was created because I couldn't post .gifs or youtube vids in Sprite's Rage Cage.

Where did I say that?

Plus it doesn't matter where you post your gifs about me... It really doesn't. But I like this thread because it makes them easy to find to be honest. It's flattering, really, no one else makes me gifs.

You were the farthest thing from my mind on March 25th, as you are most days.

But gawddamn - you want this thread to be me versus you so fucking badly. To the point where I cannot hardly log on to this website and not see some comment of mine - you're quoting and then attempting to harass me into an online argument.

You contradict yourself here.

Plus, it's funny to make you go berserk in your own thread titled rage and satire. It's like performance art.

It's funny to me.

Check the date this thread was created, and then the date you suddenly started making your cheerful self known again on Lush - after a 3 month vacation (whether some of that was site imposed suspension and you decided to just go have a life outside of Lush for an extra 8 weeks - or you just decided to disappear into rehab for 12 weeks... who knows - who cares?)

You're still scratching your head over that huh? Lol you're so gullible.

Your harassments are lame - and if a certain someone wasn't already busy frying bigger fish who are actual plagues to more people on this site... I doubt you'd be roaming around and hiking your leg and pissing all over everyone else's fire hydrants like you have been the last month since you've returned.


Keep pissing all over the floor and walls here if you so choose - it's evident the forum moderators aren't going to have a word with you in private...and that's not called being a crybaby - that's me calling a spade a spade.

The moderators didn't listen to you and now you're upset about it huh? :'( That is being a crybaby. Just saying.

You get away with calling various members (not just me) every derogatory slur you can think might fly safely under the suspension radar. And it's working - so you're doing something right....dancing that fine line of internet flamewar taunting... ( polite golf applause ). You're winning, buddy!

But I get suspended. You said it yourself. I feel like you're starting to lose it man.

But in nearly 20 years of internet forum browsing & usage... I have never seen such a male attention whore in all my internet travels. It'd be sad if it wasn't so boring. You're simply a common, garden variety internet troll/asshole

People have been fucking with you for 20 years on the internet? If I'm a commoner, like you say, and you get this fired up, the others must have really made you blow your top.

as I was told by someone fairly high up the pecking order of Lush...I mean like way, way, way, way, way up, if ya catch my drift.

I don't catch your drift, explain. Oh wait, you won't because you're the ultimate pussy.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 25 Apr 2014 11:37

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 25 Apr 2014 11:11

Remember on page three of this thread where I posted a HUGE fish hook then posted that suspention badge again - to pull your cord - and even though you saw the HUGE fish hook you still bit? And you posted a bunch of stuff embarrassing yourself once again? That was so funny dude. You're funny jeff.

I was like...

What's funny is that my captain gif was a joke about derailing your thread because I think it's funny how irritated you get when I do that. What's extra funny is how many times you post at length about how you're an alpha male. Think about how funny that is. Like an old guy getting so worked up that he reports, sends long mass PMs, makes special gifs with special names, goes off about a typo, yells about how he has been keeping an eye on someone for years, whining to anyone who will listen... all about one person? Then he says he's an alpha male... On the internet ... Think about how funny that is. You're just one giant drunk button for me to push when I get bored.

Topic Men's Watches
Posted 25 Apr 2014 10:47

For me - Do your job, deliver what you promise and you'll get your fee! Hell I don't care if you wear a sundial! LOL

I think what some of you don't realize is that a fine men's watch isn't for telling time. It's a piece of jewelry.

I mean what kind of an idiot do you have to be to wear a watch to tell time when it tells you what time it is right there on your cell phone... In your car... On appliances... On the TV... On your tablet... On clocks in buildings... Etc...

"Look at me, I have a casio on to tell the time." Lol shut up with your broke ass.

Topic Club 27
Posted 25 Apr 2014 09:44


Topic Do you pee when your partner is in the bathroom with you.
Posted 25 Apr 2014 09:14

One of my exes would stare at my dick as I peed. She would do it all the time. Like If we were already in the bathroom getting ready and I needed to pee, she'd walk over to look when I started peeing. She'd do it almost every time unless she was putting on her makeup or something like that.

Topic Best tips when giving a guy head?
Posted 25 Apr 2014 09:05

25% at least. I mean, maybe if they accidentally used their teeth, you knock it down to 15%, but you can't totally stiff them.

You can't actually stiff them.

You guys get it? Stiff them. Because she's talking about sucking on a stiff penis.

Topic For you that voted for Obama...
Posted 25 Apr 2014 08:56

Come on, Broham. We were having a serious political discussion here. In the midst of sober and measured hypotheticals such as active duty American soldiers dragging her out of her house and shooting her in an allied country based on something posted on a sex stories website, you drop a beatnik pothead reference?

Go play in the word games or something. This is a house of learned thinkers.

Thick wife havin' hillbilly too.

Topic For you that voted for Obama...
Posted 25 Apr 2014 08:52

Did I miss anything?

Saxophone playing beatnik pothead.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 24 Apr 2014 21:00


Topic Men's Watches
Posted 24 Apr 2014 20:47

Dammit, I just Googled these watches and they cost around $5,000. Yours definitely look good, but I really don't understand the need to pay such a high price just for a watch.

Shit, does it give the time in the Orion Nebula or what!?

You get a cool hat and keychain too.

Next time you are at a fine watch dealership, go check out the used ones. The used watches are more expensive than the new ones with most high end brands. So, connect the dots.

Topic Guys, have you ever paid a woman for sex?
Posted 24 Apr 2014 19:51

I got some money burning a hole in my pocket right now. Hit me up if you live in California.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 24 Apr 2014 17:04

Topic Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.
Posted 24 Apr 2014 17:01

I don't understand why you have to act like such a jerk, 24/7.


Are you saying you think I'm a jerk all the time!?

Topic going from online to Real life
Posted 23 Apr 2014 23:41

Atm she's still in Greece and I am in the states.

She will be coming her for school and that's when I hope to move in with thete.

It's been a year since you first started this thread though... I mean you better light a fire under your mistress's ass already. Have you ever met in person? I would imagine that you should do that before talking about moving in and all that... Have you even video chatted to make sure she isn't full of shit about who she is? Have you even talked on the phone?

Topic do you like to brush or comb a woman's hair?
Posted 23 Apr 2014 22:55

Yeah I'll cum on a woman's hair. Not on purpose though, I'm not an animal.

Topic How to tie a necktie.
Posted 23 Apr 2014 22:43

Too many grown ass men don't know how to do this. These step by step instructions are pretty simple to follow.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 23 Apr 2014 22:14

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 23 Apr 2014 20:36

I'm reduced to posting spoilers to get attention

Remember on page three of this thread where I posted a HUGE fish hook then posted that suspention badge again - to pull your cord - and even though you saw the HUGE fish hook you still bit? And you posted a bunch of stuff embarrassing yourself once again? That was so funny dude. You're funny jeff.

I was like...

Posted 23 Apr 2014 20:15

What's your favorite scene - or are you simply here to toss slurs and taunt people - and derail another thread with your general cheer and good nature?

Don't be a cry baby.

I like the scenes where doofuses think they are smarter than Tyrion then he proves otherwise and they get pouty and upset.

Posted 23 Apr 2014 19:45

Anyone who has read the book knows Joffrey dies. Anyone who hasn't read the book but has seen the episode knows he dies as well.

Those who haven't read the book nor seen the scene - those people are pretty sure he's going to die, but unless those people don't click my youtube link - they don't know if Joffrey died while either tossing your salad or if an alien burst out of his chest.

All that excrement on his face doesn't really give much of a clue either.

Following along clearly, yet?

Then why did you mention spoiler to begin with?

Plus it says DEATH in the name of the video. People who click this thread not knowing what game of thrones is will now know a major character that is around for three whole seasons dies but not until season 4 episode 2 so you kill the suspense for them.

What a dumb shit you are.

Topic Men's Watches
Posted 23 Apr 2014 19:39

This is my favorite watch I own. It's a Breitling. The band is black croc. It looks good with anything I'm wearing when I want to dress up a bit.

Breitlings really are beautiful in person.

Posted 23 Apr 2014 17:31

--Spoiler-- Season 4 / Episode 2 The Lion & The Rose

It doesn't matter if you put --spoiler-- all tiny in your post if the preview pic on the video is Joffrey's dead face you massive doofus.

Topic Did your life turn out as expected?
Posted 22 Apr 2014 14:28

No way.
As a teen I was promiscuous and many believed headed for a depreved life. I was saved by a teacher (at a boarding school) who began a lesbian existance with me. Its a long story but I survived a much better person in society but with the insatiable desire to enjoy a bi-sexual relationship - and I do. I now have a very good job and 5 wonderful friends with whom we share the benefits of a very satisfying association.

Topic Which is better, once and for all!
Posted 22 Apr 2014 13:54

I voted for the skinny blonde who hates dogs, because this poll is so stupid and prescripted.

Just because I said the skinny girl is mean and hates dogs you assume she's blonde? Racist.

Topic I want a hamburger now.
Posted 22 Apr 2014 13:35

It's because they originated in Hamburg, where I spent much of my youth, making meat helmets. The summers I spent in Rangoon, though. But the details of my life are quite inconsequential...

You would make outrageous claims like, you invented the question mark. Sometimes you would accuse chestnuts of being lazy

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 22 Apr 2014 13:23

The author hasn't replied, so (FElix or anyone) tell us how you met your BDSM partners?

She was a young nineteen year old country girl. I found her on a bus stop two days outta Georgia, barefoot, country as a chicken coop. I took her to my place in Compton, told her it was Hollywood.

Topic Wanting your views on why you think men cheat
Posted 21 Apr 2014 21:53

Pussy is neato.

Topic Have you ever been hit on at work by a client, patient etc.?
Posted 21 Apr 2014 21:39

My clients actually want to hit me when they see their invoices.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 21 Apr 2014 21:35