Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic have you guys teased a lady while shes asleep and is it a turn on?
Posted 01 Jul 2014 10:08

Are any of you that finger women while they are asleep currently on any sex offender registries?

Just curious.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Supernatural / Sci-Fi" Stories Competition
Posted 01 Jul 2014 08:42

Nice going again Liz!

Topic 24 horrible truths about sex we wish someone had taught us in sex education
Posted 01 Jul 2014 08:30

8. Fanny farts are a thing. End of.

That's the best part. Make that pussy go pfrtfrtfrtfrtfrt.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 30 Jun 2014 02:33

Someone sent me a PM saying I'm a "peace" of shit. A PEACE of shit. sign3 LOL


Topic Is something wrong?
Posted 29 Jun 2014 22:48

Totally agree

Though I must add that what Master Jonathan said was very informative. To master anything in life, a person should do research, apply what they learned from it and practice the skill(s). The simplest thing to have done was just ask what he meant by "study." But I guess that would have been too easy for MF.

I did ask... I very clearly asked where he studied for years to be a master. He could have elaborated or set me straight.

I know you don't have any answers either Banes1.

Still curious as to where it is all this master studying happens.

Oh and how was regurgitated master nonsense that really says nothing, informative? I'm asking seriously. Tell me exactly which parts are informative. I see what is posted but I don't see any substance realistically relating to anything.

Topic Is something wrong?
Posted 29 Jun 2014 12:27

I understand that these are legitimate concerns. Perhaps they would be better addressed in another thread entirely. Feel free to start another thread with this as a topic.

I look forward to the replies.

Let's keep things on topic going forward.

Did you read the OP's topic starter? He mentions he's a Dom with some confusion about the treatment and motivation of people who act submissive for him. "Master" Jonathan came in to say very little with many words and he said he studied for years (lol) to be a master. Obviously a "master" would know what was up with the submissive so that would indicate the OP isn't one nor does the OP claim to be one. I would imagine "master" Jonathan hasn't forgotten where he did all his studying on the subject and I would also imagine that that information would be useful to the OP.

The OP pretty much needs information on how to be a better master. I asked "master" Jonathan to share some information.

Not sure how exactly my inquiry is off topic.

Of course I know that the master's knowledge tends shrink when me or anyone asks for any kind of explanation so there is a mocking tone to my post. But I was right, they never respond, they never answer anything.

Topic Is something wrong?
Posted 28 Jun 2014 15:56

Can anyone tell me where someone goes to study - for years - to be a master? Seriously, where and what does someone study for that long to officially call themselves a master?

Topic Is something wrong?
Posted 28 Jun 2014 03:00

I have been a Dom most of my life. It was only after years of study and learning all I could on the subject that I became a Master.

LOL what... did you go to master college, **Content removed by moderator. No name calling please.** ?

Can someone please explain to me why someone needs to study like a huge nerd - for years - to learn something that should be an inherent trait because we are talking about sex here right?

I mean this dude studied - for years - to be a master...?


Like studied what? Are there master textbooks n shit??? Like is there a master study group with quizzes n shit? Like is that an elective or can you minor in masterdom or what the hell? Can someone study - for years - to be a master and like fail? like, is there a head master to govern the study of masters and then they give out grades or what in the fuck? Can you get a BA in being a master or is it a BS as in bullshit of masterdom? Or do you like master in being a master. Like WHAT DO YOU STUDY TO BE A MASTER AND WHERE??????? Are some masters in student loan debt after studying - for years - to become a master? WHAT THE FUCK???


I'm sorry but this is just like one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 25 Jun 2014 22:08


Ooh ay hey

What would I do if I didn't affect you?
Mary goin' round and round and round
Tell me the truth, I know that you're leaving.
Tell me the truth, I know it's you.

Strange it didn't affect me.
Strange it didn't affect me.

Ooh, stay.
Assuming to your heart, we got nothing at all.

What should I do?
It completely destroyed you.
Swimming around, around and drown. Oh.
Tell me the truth love.
I know that you need me.
Tell me the truth, I know it's you.

Strange it didn't affect me.
Strange it didn't affect me.

I came to say goodbye, cause you're feeling nothing.
Assuming to your heart, we got nothing at all.
Cause even if you wanna try to see if there's something.
I drove into your heart, we got nothing at all.

Ooh, I...
I came to say goodbye, cause you're feeling nothing.
Assuming to your heart, we got nothing at all.
Cause even if you wanna try to see if there's something.
I drove into your heart, we got nothing at all.

And I don't care to say goodbye, cause you're feeling nothing.
I dug into your heart, we got nothing at all.

Topic Cum shot accuracy
Posted 25 Jun 2014 21:38

I'll knock an apple off a slapper's head. I swear on me mum.

Topic Escorts
Posted 25 Jun 2014 21:33

I listen to how thick the accent on the other end of the line is.

Topic Why Women Don't "Earn Less" Than Men...
Posted 25 Jun 2014 21:25

I don't know if its a cultural thing or what or if this is even a relevant comment in this thread (I don't care if it is really) but I was always taught that it is more expensive to be a woman because of the societal pressure they have about keeping up their appearance. Like go to a hair salon and look at a men's haircut price compared to a woman's cut. Woman's wardrobes tend to HAVE to be larger than men's, they're body products cost more, men don't use makeup etc. So even if they make even money they still have less disposable income.

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 13 Jun 2014 00:47

For the record, and if you search thru my posts, they will uphold this. i have NEVER advocated for taking away guns. if you are a responsible gun user, and you have weapons that are reasonable to own (pistols, rifles, a shot gun) and if you treat them as what they are, tools that can kill another human being, then i'm okay with it. my issue is, that no one actually needs guns that are military grade, can fire of multiple shots in a matter of seconds, can piece the vests of police officers. the guys in the picture at chipotle (btw, i can come up with several dozen of those kind of pictures taken over the past few months, and at a variety of places and of a variety of different people) are NOT responsible gun owners. they're idiots - even the pro gun people agree with that - thing is, they feel entitled to being idiots and their choice of idiocy puts my life and the lives of others in danger.

what ever happened to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? does it only apply to the guy with the biggest gun? my "feelings" have EVERYthing to do with how i would react if someone walked into a place where i was enjoying dinner with my family when my FEELINGS are that they are one step away from doing something to get us killed. change the fucking law to comply with my feelings and i'll be a happy camper.

Can you imagine sitting at Chipotle eating a fucking burrito bowl and you see some dude walk up with a semi automatic rifle hanging off his neck like those two guys in that picture? My first thought would be "holy shit, these guys are the next klebold and harris, I'm gonna be one of these poor saps in a news story". Why wouldn't anyone think this upon seeing a gunman? Why would we all just ignore the guy holding a fucking assault rifle in a chipotle restaurant? What if another guy with a special in his waistband thinks this? What if he pulls it in fear of these guys with the assault rifles pulling a columbine as they enter? Now we have two morons shooting at each other and me or you or your children or anyone is now in the corner of this restaurant hoping they don't get hit by one of these "patriots" with their guns they don't need. it's totally absurd.

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 13 Jun 2014 00:30

Since we don't, people should be tested up the asshole psychologically before being allowed to own a weapon that makes killing so much easier.

They think guns don't kill people - that people kill people. That is the "thought" you are confronted with when you try to think with your brain about the role guns play in the current state of american violence. They think that someone with a knife will have the balls to go on a killing spree then kill themselves with that same knife. Anyone with half a brain can ponder about how much easier it is to kill themselves with a gun as opposed to a knife. Obviously the guns are a catalyst. They are what give these people the balls to carry out a heinous act and when the shit hits the fan, they can just blow their own brains out with the squeeze of a trigger and not face any consequences for what they have done. Not so easy with a knife.

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 13 Jun 2014 00:14

This quote just goes to show how very little you know about firearms, Felix. Having multiple handguns does not mean one is planning on going on the "offensive"; personally, I own four different handguns, each for a separate purpose. Pepper spray, "stun gun", and Tasers are all methods that can and will bring you into close contact with an intruder, and that have been shown to be useless against someone who is delusional, high, drunk, or all of the above, even when used by professionals. With a shotty, you only have two chances to hit your target before having to reload.

Oh, and it's not a "clip", it's a "magazine". At least make the effort to have your terminology correct.

Two chances with a shotgun??? And you're telling me I don't know anything? lol

You're gonna leave your house with more than one handgun on you? Really? You live in such fear that you think it is necessary to carry around more than one handgun at a time? The odds of you going out with two guns and using them for self defense is many times smaller than someone going out with two guns and using them to go on the offensive. Look at the news... Tell me the last time someone that wasn't law enforcement stopped someone going on a rampage with their two hand guns. I would imagine that conservative news would just love to report on all the stories of people with their handguns using them for self defense, since pandering to their base is all they really do. I would imagine these stories wouldn't be hard to find, many stories that outnumber the amount of death in all the other stories where gun nuts with all their guns decide one day to shoot a bunch of people. Go ahead and find them. I don't expect you will by the way.

Where did I say pepper spray is what you use a against a home invasion? I was listing weapons that are for self defense in general.

I said clip, who the hell cares, You obviously knew what I meant. You can probably fill a library with things that I know that you don't. I don't jerk off to guns. You said "shotty" but I knew you meant shotgun. You think ignoring everything else I said, which you have no answer for, and focusing on semantics makes you look intelligent? No, It makes you looks stupid as fuck.

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 12 Jun 2014 09:23

No, hunting isnt. But protecting me, and mine, from those that come on the farm is. I consider putting down those that are rabid, or predatory self defense.

And there is no other option for dealing with those animals? no one you can call at all? No one at all? Last I checked rabid animals can't open doors. We don't live in Jurassic Park. Plus that is out in rural areas, you know damn well what I mean. If you live in an area where rabid animals are an ongoing problem then fine, getting a special permit for a rifle, some classes and a register for it like they do in Australia shouldn't be a big deal.

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 12 Jun 2014 09:16

Add rifles to the list of self defense please. Id just as soon not get that close to some of the things Ive had to shoot.

We also hunt, and eat that which we kill. While I have hunted with a crossbow, and a friend rabbit hunts with a recurve, Id rather not.

Hunting isn't self defense. Sorry, but if someone breaks into my neighbors home I don't want the round from a high powered rifle coming through the walls and hitting me in my spine as I'm sleeping.

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 12 Jun 2014 08:49

Those guys are total douchenozzles, but what they're doing is legal. Laws are based on actions, not feels. Until you get a law passed making their actions unlawful, I couldn't give a rats ass how you feel.

Only someone that is incredibly simple minded would need the law to tell them what is right and wrong. At one point in our history slavery was legal, at another point alcohol was illegal as well. You're so simple that you would be fine with that just because of their legal standing?

At one time Americans "felt" that slavery was wrong and those laws needed changing and they were changed. Not quite sure what you mean when you say laws are based on actions and not "feels". More shooting from the hip by you I suppose.

Add for the rest, yes pepper spray can be an effective tool, but it's just another tool in the toolbox. So are situational awareness, and a study pair of running shoes. I'm not advocating trying to run away 100% of the time, nor am I advocating shooting 100% of the time. Every situation is different, and will probably require a different response. Different tools for different things.

Yeah no shit...

1 handgun, pepper spray, stun gun, tasers, 1 shotgun in the home <-- All tools for self defense.

Semi auto assault rifles, extended clips, multiple hand guns <-- All tools for going on the offensive.

Those two geniuses in the picture above can't even make a proper decision on what clothes to wear... I hate that we have to trust them with making a proper decision with those weapons they are carrying into public dining establishments simply because legally they can. Only an idiot would contend the fact that if all these morons started taking their guns everywhere there would be more shootings and more killings.

Topic Chop my hair?
Posted 08 Jun 2014 11:53

I'm thinking of chopping my hair off for the summer?? I've never had short hair. My girlfriends say guys prefer long hair. Is this true?

I'm one of the guys that prefers short hair. I tend to notice the women with short hair when I enter the room before any of the other women. For me, I think it is because the women that cut their hair short do so because they have a really pretty face. Next time you go out, actively look at the women with short hair, they tend to have gorgeous faces. I also think it takes a certain type of personality to go ahead and cut it all off. Daring, playful.

And when I say short I do mean short. Not shoulder length.

Topic Brazil are going to win the World Cup!
Posted 06 Jun 2014 20:43

Sure you have... in your dreams. Have a nice evening Jack.

I have heard people replace are with is in my dreams? Okay... I never imagined such a big tough guy to have such thin skin. Hmmm The internet is a hell of a thing.

Topic Brazil are going to win the World Cup!
Posted 06 Jun 2014 20:38

Is with are? That makes no sense. That sounds like some bad TV script writing where they have those terrible actors doing those really awful rendition of accents.

Other way around Buz, replacing are with is . Replacing words isn't an accent by the way... I have heard it before in person. I have heard it in interviews. I have heard it in documentaries. I have heard it so many times.

Topic Brazil are going to win the World Cup!
Posted 06 Jun 2014 20:16

No, we pretty much leave that you yahoos in California. But you all would add 'gag me with a spoon' to the end of the sentence.

Are you denying that y'all tend to replace are with is when you's talkin'? Crazy talk Buz, crazier than a shit house rat.

I doubt the USA will win it since our coach doesn't even believe we can win.

They currently have the best coach they have ever had. They have a hard group though and just don't have the firepower or depth it takes to make it past the round of 16 if they luck up somehow to make it out of their group. It's just the reality.

Topic Religion, Bad or Good?
Posted 06 Jun 2014 12:29

Topic Brazil are going to win the World Cup!
Posted 06 Jun 2014 12:24

Shouldn't it be....Brazil is going going to win.? Or if it was meant to be a question then it should be " Is Brazil going to win the world cup?"


Firstly, it's a statement, not a question.

"Brazil are going to win the World Cup!" is correct. She's referring to Brazil as a sports team.

It's like saying. "Spurs are going to win the NBA finals!" You wouldn't say "Spurs is going to win the NBA Finals!". Well, maybe you would if you are from the deep south... But it's incorrect.

Topic Brazil are going to win the World Cup!
Posted 06 Jun 2014 12:18

The way the groups are set up and if you follow the brackets it sure looks like it will be a Spain vs. Brazil final. I don't want to see either team win to be honest but I think Spain is a stronger more patient team and will win.

Topic Fetishes that would constitute 'extreme niche' stories?
Posted 05 Jun 2014 12:57

Fetishes that would constitute 'extreme niche' stories?

In the early 2000's during the heyday of extreme activities I was banging a girl doggystyle and I popped open a can of fucking Mountain Dew® mid-thrust and took a big swig and then poured some on her back and big ass and the rest on my face then crushed the can and chucked it across the fucking patio before I busted a nut in that booty.

It was the most extreme thing I ever did.

Topic What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?
Posted 04 Jun 2014 12:17

Trailer park.

Topic Honestly... (Are YOU a little bit Racist?)
Posted 04 Jun 2014 10:09

Everyone is a lil racist. It is the way our brains work wether you like it or not. Our brains compartmentalize everything, including people. If our brains didn't do that we'd have a hard time grasping the world in general.

I am actually leery of people that say they are absolutely not racist at all, and that they don't see skin color or culture, or hold no prejudices. It makes me feel like they are dishonest or overly politically correct without really believing what they say or that they are actively racist and are just saying that to cover up a feeling they have that they might think others notice.

Of course where the problem is how you deal with these thoughts and to what extant you have them. Everyone has had an unjust thought about someone based on race, the way they dress, hair style tattoos, speech pattern ect. You are an actual racist, or can be called one if you have ever not hired someone because of their race or not tipped a waitress because of her race or something like that.

Merely having a racist thought is not being a racist. It's like the difference between stealing a glance at a girl's ass as she walks by and grabbing her or worse. One is a normal sometimes involuntary action, the other is a violation and you would then be a sexual predator.

Topic Contour Your Boobies
Posted 04 Jun 2014 09:52

I wonder if a guy can contour his dick to look bigger.

No but you can really get the veins to shine.

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 02 Jun 2014 10:17

Felix that was a wonderful account, but I believe that media/social media are not to blame for his actions - it was in him and it would almost certainly have been in him for most of his life, even if he had been able to contain it. He just used social media to advertise his madness.

So you think that the allure of infamy in death is not a contributing factor in him making the ultimate decision? I'm not talking about him, himself, using social media. I mean the endless media coverage that happens after these killings.

You said "it" would have been in him even if he was able to contain it . I think what makes "it" happen in him is his perceived lot in life and possible mental illness. What turns "it" into the will to carry out a mass killing/suicide is how easy guns make it to do so and also the fact that they will be remembered forever (look at the columbine killers, people still remember their names). In eliot rodger's case he has even been glorified for it by many men.

I can definitely see other angry bitter men with a lot of guns and a low mental capacity "getting ideas" and maybe wanting to copy cat or even outdo rodger.