Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 23 Apr 2014 20:36

I'm reduced to posting spoilers to get attention

Remember on page three of this thread where I posted a HUGE fish hook then posted that suspention badge again - to pull your cord - and even though you saw the HUGE fish hook you still bit? And you posted a bunch of stuff embarrassing yourself once again? That was so funny dude. You're funny jeff.

I was like...

Posted 23 Apr 2014 20:15

What's your favorite scene - or are you simply here to toss slurs and taunt people - and derail another thread with your general cheer and good nature?

Don't be a cry baby.

I like the scenes where doofuses think they are smarter than Tyrion then he proves otherwise and they get pouty and upset.

Posted 23 Apr 2014 19:45

Anyone who has read the book knows Joffrey dies. Anyone who hasn't read the book but has seen the episode knows he dies as well.

Those who haven't read the book nor seen the scene - those people are pretty sure he's going to die, but unless those people don't click my youtube link - they don't know if Joffrey died while either tossing your salad or if an alien burst out of his chest.

All that excrement on his face doesn't really give much of a clue either.

Following along clearly, yet?

Then why did you mention spoiler to begin with?

Plus it says DEATH in the name of the video. People who click this thread not knowing what game of thrones is will now know a major character that is around for three whole seasons dies but not until season 4 episode 2 so you kill the suspense for them.

What a dumb shit you are.

Topic Men's Watches
Posted 23 Apr 2014 19:39

This is my favorite watch I own. It's a Breitling. The band is black croc. It looks good with anything I'm wearing when I want to dress up a bit.

Breitlings really are beautiful in person.

Posted 23 Apr 2014 17:31

--Spoiler-- Season 4 / Episode 2 The Lion & The Rose

It doesn't matter if you put --spoiler-- all tiny in your post if the preview pic on the video is Joffrey's dead face you massive doofus.

Topic Did your life turn out as expected?
Posted 22 Apr 2014 14:28

No way.
As a teen I was promiscuous and many believed headed for a depreved life. I was saved by a teacher (at a boarding school) who began a lesbian existance with me. Its a long story but I survived a much better person in society but with the insatiable desire to enjoy a bi-sexual relationship - and I do. I now have a very good job and 5 wonderful friends with whom we share the benefits of a very satisfying association.

Topic Which is better, once and for all!
Posted 22 Apr 2014 13:54

I voted for the skinny blonde who hates dogs, because this poll is so stupid and prescripted.

Just because I said the skinny girl is mean and hates dogs you assume she's blonde? Racist.

Topic I want a hamburger now.
Posted 22 Apr 2014 13:35

It's because they originated in Hamburg, where I spent much of my youth, making meat helmets. The summers I spent in Rangoon, though. But the details of my life are quite inconsequential...

You would make outrageous claims like, you invented the question mark. Sometimes you would accuse chestnuts of being lazy

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 22 Apr 2014 13:23

The author hasn't replied, so (FElix or anyone) tell us how you met your BDSM partners?

She was a young nineteen year old country girl. I found her on a bus stop two days outta Georgia, barefoot, country as a chicken coop. I took her to my place in Compton, told her it was Hollywood.

Topic Wanting your views on why you think men cheat
Posted 21 Apr 2014 21:53

Pussy is neato.

Topic Have you ever been hit on at work by a client, patient etc.?
Posted 21 Apr 2014 21:39

My clients actually want to hit me when they see their invoices.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 21 Apr 2014 21:35


Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 21 Apr 2014 15:38

The first post about the OP post being very romantic - coming from someone I see is generally 'sarcastic' - and people may or may not know, plus when said being sarcastic IS the same thing the poster said I did! They called it "Kink-shame" to be funny -which is what THEY did & have done or so it seems, lol~because it is funny to "them"? or funnier to post it when someone does not get it is meant to be a bash or sarasctic. (?) Okay. (?) Whatever floats someone's else's 'whatever.' lol

Serious? I am not sure who is taking this person serious~ but no we are not. Personally I do not not like to see people made fun of... (especially when they may not understand it is an attack or may not say anything back. I do not like seeing it "allowed." -honestly) not different people and not repeatedly on a website. That is as bad of taste as the hospital post. Whether someone says anything or not. That just makes one person's opinion or desire make things no fun. I do not think it is my place to take it serious. It's not like I believe... but I think it is is too bad.

It's over. 'And I am wondering if the author of this thread will reply to what this thread is to be for others?

Thank you Haineko. I know. I would not have said anything originally in things except for the hospital thing because it pertained to an ICU. No prob here or whatever. I know why people do that. I really do not take these things as it might seem, or the people who do like that. (And EVERYONE makes typos.) Thanks again.

What is up with the duck with the dirty beak? I had to laugh... had to. *shakes head

What is up with this thread being bumped? lol Whoops.

Okay ~ one more time... "About" the Mistress? What is up with that?...

First you bash the original poster's private investigator kink, and now you're bashing the sarcasm kink for no reason. Does your kink shaming have no end?

And that was a goddamn laughing goose by the way. Not a duck. You have a problem with geese now too?

Topic Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.
Posted 21 Apr 2014 10:45

I don't understand this either.

I was expecting to read at least a 10,000 word post from you here.

Topic Wedding Outfits
Posted 21 Apr 2014 10:23

Please say which of these is a garter choose from (1, 2, 3, 4, 5 or 6)
1. Also called, British, sock suspender, suspender, is an article of clothing for holding up a stocking or sock, usually an elastic band around the leg or an elastic strap hanging from a girdle or other undergarment.
2. It is a similar band worn to hold up a shirt sleeve.
3. It’s a leather strap for passing through a loop at the back of a boot and buckling around the leg to keep the boot from slipping.
4. The badge of the Order of the Garter.
5. Membership in the Order.
6. To fasten with a garter.

I'm gonna have to choose what's behind door number 1 , Marcos.

Topic Who'd like an OFFICE SEX category?
Posted 21 Apr 2014 10:15

But there are several categories, e.g. College Sex, Humour, Taboo, that do not refer to a particular sex act.

Damn, I didn't even know college sex was a category... Taboo and humor are not quite akin to office sex though. They aren't settings. I'll make an analogy to movies. When you go to buy a movie there is a comedy (humor) section but there isn't an office comedy section. There is a horror section but there isn't a cabin by a lake horror section. I see taboo and and humor more similar to that. College sex not so much, I guess if there is a college sex section then you might as well make an office sex section too.

Topic Who'd like an OFFICE SEX category?
Posted 21 Apr 2014 10:04

Office sex should be a tag in a story, not the category. Just like outdoor sex is. The category should be chosen according to the sex act. Like, if it's several people having sex in an office then the category should be group sex and tagged office sex.

Topic Do you prefer food to involved in porn?
Posted 21 Apr 2014 09:26

Coconut or olive oil for you know.. But other than that, no.

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 20 Apr 2014 22:46

You 2 are taking Felix way to seriously.

He does this kind of thing to anyone he can get a rise out of. Don't let him get to you.

Excuse you, it's Master Felix. And please learn the difference between to and too before typing. It's a writing site for fuck's sake.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 20 Apr 2014 22:33

Topic Guys, have you ever used a condom while masturbating to avoid any mess?
Posted 20 Apr 2014 22:22

Guys, have you ever used a condom while masturbating to avoid any mess?

This is one of the dumber things I have read.

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 20 Apr 2014 22:15

LOL laughing6 you are not even close to be a master Felix and I am much more than a master and you should hush boy. Very immature for a 32 year old for hushing me and twisting words lol. This is how you are Felix then your behavior is childish I think me and my baby should go if you are just going to keep posting back lol.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 20 Apr 2014 22:02

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 20 Apr 2014 21:41


Topic The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted 19 Apr 2014 15:57

What if I wanted to change my forum rank to "uncle father", would this be an issue?

Topic The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted 19 Apr 2014 10:54

I'm going to buy a bright red t-shirt with 'Lush Minion' printed on it.

Red on red... A little matchy matchy, no?

Topic The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted 19 Apr 2014 10:51

I can understand some of the reasons, as it is time consuming and members are not adhereing to site rules. But if as others have stated it is about abuse then you would have to consider removing hardcore/ reluctance and any other category with such content. I do read some of the incest fantasies and find them more romantic and caring than in other categories.
The removal of the category should not make a difference but make sure that it is for the right reasons. With out incest this world would never have been populated and we would not be here today if you are to beleive Christiananity.


Topic Gf cheated on me. Second chance?
Posted 19 Apr 2014 08:31

Should I give her a second chance?

Sure, just be prepared to give her a third and fourth chance too, maybe even a fifth and sixth chance.

Topic The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted 19 Apr 2014 08:25

What sprite said.

If they are of the daddy/dom variety, they are ok as is.

However, if you truly believe and have seen profiles with incest overtones, please message a senior LUSH mod about your concerns.

What about the heavy pedophilia overtones with daddy dom/little girl thing?


I think the incest stories are gross, creepy and, like others have said, incest is a product of rape and abuse.

That said, I have always thought the incest category was a "necessary evil" to a successful erotica site. The backbone category almost. I am not someone that knows every single erotica site out there but the only ones that I have seen that have a lot of traffic have a lot of incest stories. It's impossible to tell without a lot of work if readers of incest eventually trickle into other categories. I can see a great reduction of new readers eventually. I've always thought that incest is so prevalent in erotic writing because it's easier to convey with words than it is with film or pictures.

It's creepy as fuck though and I'm glad it's gone but I hope that a new flow of readers keeps coming to the site despite the incest category being gone.