Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Porn Vs Reality
Posted 02 Mar 2015 17:14

So, does reality ever live up to the scenarios u guys see in porn? I mean, if even a small percentage of the stuff that happened in the porn movies actually happened in real life, it would be one hell of a kinky world out there. So, how much do think "life imitates art" as they say?

Reality does live up to (and surpass) what you see in pornos a lot of the time. Not the way a hookup happens so much but the sex does. I will also say that it is life imitating art. You get two people that have watched a lot of porn and are really into each other together and you're going to have two people having some pretty wild sex. Filming it too.

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 02 Mar 2015 17:09

Topic Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted 02 Mar 2015 17:01

While I have chosen to ignore much of the rest of what has been posted on this SHOULD BEEN ABORTED MESS of a thread, you I will answer. Because, you ARE a fellow American, NOT some foreign national who is not subject to either our taxes or our legal system and whose opinion (the aforementioned foreign nationals) therefor lacks any worth as it can be stated without fear of consequences. As well as, the fact, that while your opinion and mine DO differ radically, you have been respectful about voicing your disagreement.

I thought you weren't going to post anymore? Shows how much weight your word has.

Foreign people can't have an opinion on our country but we can police countries all over the world?

Respect and talking in a respectful way being your reason for answering Ajax is beyond strange and hypocritical since you yourself are a very disrespectful person. You don't show respect and you certainly aren't respected. Just really weird that you would mention respect. Really really weird.

I hope anyone that reads this realizes that only a minuscule percentage of Americans think in this way.

Topic The dress...
Posted 28 Feb 2015 13:51

You are just a laugh a minute....

Thank you.

Topic Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted 28 Feb 2015 13:48

Oh and Felix of course it WOULDN'T be you.


Topic Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted 28 Feb 2015 13:44

Only liberals and ultra cons, individuals who are CERTAIN that all who would DARE to disagree with them MUST of necessity be nuts. Whenever that FAILS to get a response their next "resort" more often than not is some other form of personal attack (like calling someone a "Baby killer".) Yet another REASON I have for looking very much askance at the things currently being done by this administration. Some here maybe too young to remember that for decades "mental illness" was the code that the Soviet union used to "deal with" dissent. Ironic ...or maybe NOT! The TRULY funny part in this particular instance being that ALL of us US citizens on this site could well be facing those same questions in separate court rooms.
I learned WHY the Founding Father CHOSE NOT to trust ANY government, including the one that they themselves were founding (which is the REASON for the "Bill of Rights") many years ago. Be VERY careful about allowing yourselves to become SHEEPLE. But, hey, why pay any attention to some "crazy old baby killer". Feel free to use this thread to keep reassuring yourselves of what a marvelous choice you've made. And HOPE that it doesn't come back to bite your entire ass off!

Do you FEEL that liberals ARE labeling YOU as mentally ILL to extinguish the many TRUTHS you CLEARLY know so that you won't ENLIGHTEN the rest of the population much like they USED to in the OLD days of the SOVIET union?

Topic The dress...
Posted 28 Feb 2015 13:38

I'm always amazed how the most moronic things become internet sensations. xo

Or Lush sensations for that matter.

Topic would you go to bed with a man with one testicle, have you?
Posted 28 Feb 2015 13:17

I read a medical article on testicles before that pretty much said that one testicle carries most of the load anyhow. The other serves more as a spare. Which testicle does most of the work is determined by your dominate side. According to the article, a man with one testicle should have about the same sex drive and ability as any other man.

But what if he was only left with the lazy testicle? Like, if he is right handed but now only has a left nut. What then?

Topic Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted 28 Feb 2015 13:08

Do mods EVER ... nevermind the answer is self evident.

NOT to ME. Can you PLEASE elaborate. DO people bring YOUR mental HEALTH into question OFTEN?

Topic Destiny
Posted 28 Feb 2015 13:02

Gaming is pretty addictive in general. Hence why I only buy a game per year or so... and never play online.

I will only play with other people or online. Only way games seem fun to me.

Topic Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted 28 Feb 2015 12:50

They do, mine, but then, you can't really blame them.

I was asking in a serious manner. please try to keep on track.

Topic Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted 28 Feb 2015 12:44

Cute, real cute. But, I forget, that's ALWAYS the FIRST attack liberals make on anyone who has the audacity to disagree with them.

Do people bring your mental health into question often?

Topic Cheating....
Posted 26 Feb 2015 21:15

IF I were in a mutually committed relationship with someone I would not CHEAT...period

Reminds me of that saturday night live sketch where Rachel Dratch plays a virgin by "choice". LOL

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 25 Feb 2015 16:47

This is madness.


Topic Vegans and Cum-Swallowing
Posted 24 Feb 2015 11:32

Screw "legal limits". When I was considering shooting the squirrel, there was nothing legal about it. I would have been poaching on at least two counts: squirrels were out of season at the time, and I fer damn sure did not have a hunting license. I would have been discharging a firearm within fifty feet of a dwelling. I would have been discharging a firearm within a residential district. I'm sure there must be two or three other laws I'd have been breaking. But damn it, if "legal limits" is what stands between me and hunger, the hunger is gonna win, hands down. (And my bet is it would with anyone else, too) eat squirrels? confused1

Topic Destiny
Posted 24 Feb 2015 10:50

Destiny is so addicting if your friends play too. It's like they took heroin and turned it into a game.

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 24 Feb 2015 10:45

Alex Landish

Topic BDSM illustrations and photography
Posted 24 Feb 2015 10:43

Sasha Grey

Topic BDSM illustrations and photography
Posted 24 Feb 2015 10:27

Topic BDSM illustrations and photography
Posted 24 Feb 2015 10:22

Ellen von Unwerth

Topic BDSM illustrations and photography
Posted 24 Feb 2015 10:19

Inside Flesh

Topic BDSM illustrations and photography
Posted 24 Feb 2015 10:18

Try to avoid the ones that are too porny. Include the photographer/artist's name if you know it.

Inside Flesh

Topic Have You Ever Insulted A Stranger Because of Their Looks?
Posted 23 Feb 2015 09:00

I'm afraid this one doesn't quite count, as you guys had a sort of a social history already. I'm talking about every day, in the street or restaurant/pub/club, to somebody you have had no other links with before. But thank you for responding.

The picture was disturbing nonetheless.

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 23 Feb 2015 08:51

I actually agree, I love writing poetry and I only submit what I feel has substance. Some of the poetry I read on here is pretty juvenile and yet it gets great scores and comments. To each his own though...I'm not saying I'm a great writer, It's just my opinion.

It would be nice if more people would do this.

I have canned many stories that I feel just aren't any good. If I feel it is not as good as the last few things I have published I won't post it. Yeah, technically, it would get accepted and posted on the site. It would get views and votes but what is the point of that besides getting some kind of weird ego boost? It's lame.

The truth is that most of the poetry makes my penis yawn. I'm sure I'm not the only one. Not good for a sex story site.

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 23 Feb 2015 08:43

Who suddenly made You an expert on poetry? You haven't even written one so you wouldn't know a good one from a bad one.

Actually I have written poems but I don't post them on Lush because it's Lush STORIES. The second sentence is so asinine that I don't even want to get into the reasons why because you wouldn't even understand.

You don't like ANY of mine yet 2 of them have Recommended Reads, as do a lot of other poems on lush. A great many poems have EP's. Those aren't given out freely and it is not just the opinion of one mod either. Does that mean you don't know a good poem from a bad one? Or does it mean your EP's and RR's suck?

2 RRs out of the dozens of poems you've pooped out isn't a very good track record to be honest... And those are the opinion of one moderator. According to you the moderator that gave you those should be a poetry poster as well or else they don't mean anything.

I've never hidden the fact I would be upset if the poetry category was canned but I don't post on the forums saying all stories or one particular category sucks. Don't readers want variety? If I had $1 for every time a reader told me they hadn't bothered reading poetry until they noticed one or two on the home page or elsewhere, I would be able to shout a few gold memberships. They are only the ones who have mentioned it.

I said 99% of the poems suck, not all of them. Two of the people I follow only post poems. I don't follow many people either. If you notice, those poets don't post all the time. They post only quality work.

Readers do want variety... That's why the people that run this site decided to de-clog the front page of endless generic poetry by making a specific tab for it. The only problem I see now is that the poets are going to be annoyed that the poetry tab is now clogged up by the poets that post crap everyday. That's why I believe that people should only post their very best one, once a month. Once a week at the most.

Also, that's not very many dollars trinket...and you're probably exaggerating to begin with.

So if readers have to specifically look for the poetry my guess is it's going to bring the numbers down on the poetry.

But I thought the poets were saying that their poetry is about their creative expression not numbers...hmmmm. I guess this is why some of them post so many...hmmmm.

It's evident a lot of members think poetry is easier to write than a story. A lot of people who say that have never tried writing a decent poem.

No, endless BAD poetry (and stories) to fish for comments and votes from friends is easier to write. There was a writer here before that used to post a story everyday too... Guess what? Those sucked also.

You seem to be caught up on, "only people that have published a poem know good poetry". I wish they would only let published poets vote and comment on poems. You guys would get even less attention and post less, even though it's supposedly about your creative expression LOL.

It doesn't matter now anyway. It's been done.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 22 Feb 2015 20:59

Glow in the dark sharks.

Topic Have You Ever Insulted A Stranger Because of Their Looks?
Posted 22 Feb 2015 17:33

One time WellMadeMale posted a sunburnt picture of his face and I said it reminded me of a chafed baboon's ass.

I don't technically know him so I suppose I have practiced insulting a stranger's appearance.

I did it because the picture was disturbing and he promptly took it down after my comments.

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 22 Feb 2015 09:04

*googles it* umm... yeah... not as many as you'd think...

But there are exclusive poem sites that have an erotic category right? Maybe the lush poets should consider submitting to those sites...

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 22 Feb 2015 09:02

I read more poems than stories.

Some stories are too long. Or I don't have any interest in it, period.

I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Why are poems being bashed now?

Why do poems have such a low view count compared to stories? Is it because most casual Lush stories members read more poems or stories?

Poems are being bashed now because 99% of them SUCK . Most of them belong in the forum or should go directly to the poem category and not the front page. The author's friends and stalkers would still be able to find them just fine. Some of the spam I get asking to read the poems are longer than the poems themselves......... Just spam your friends with the damn poem and save everyone the annoyance of having to review them and put them on the front page.

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 22 Feb 2015 08:41

Luckily, it's not up to you.

If it weren't for the stories, lush poetry wouldn't exist. How many sites out there exist that consist of just erotic poems? LOL