Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 27 Jun 2015 18:04

Topic What is the most Rediculous post you have seen on here
Posted 27 Jun 2015 18:03

One time wellmademale got super pissed off and he went on this long ass rant about how he's been around the internet since it all started and that he is an internet alpha male/top dog of everything and how everybody better recognize. It was one of the funniest rants I had ever read, ever.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 26 Jun 2015 21:23

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 26 Jun 2015 21:23

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 26 Jun 2015 21:23

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 26 Jun 2015 21:22

Topic Girl's wearing wet t-shirts.
Posted 26 Jun 2015 21:12

Topic US Supreme Court rules YES to gay marriage nationwide
Posted 26 Jun 2015 20:40

Topic I AM
Posted 26 Jun 2015 20:11

@ Felix... so is THAT WHY I've become your "target"? Does my refusal to be bullied or tolerate harassment make you feel threatened? Hmmm you said you own guns? I AM wondering if maybe you shouldn't go turn them in and try to find some help for your mental health problems (like that homophobia thing you have going on... your fixation is telling.) Liberals with anti social tendencies such as you've clearly shown here have been known to assassinate politicians and go on shooting rampages as well as committing other serious felonies.

I am a fed up liberal, weavindreams. Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up. (almost) June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.

Topic Celebs that are considered HOT to many but not you
Posted 25 Jun 2015 21:11

Is Channing Tatum supposed to be attractive?


Topic Pizza: Settle a disagreement!
Posted 25 Jun 2015 20:38

It depends on the type of pizza it is. That looks like it is hand tossed and really thin crust. Most places where I live that make this type of pizza bake them in a brick oven and they look very similar to that picture and they are delicious. If you are talking about pizza hut pizza, dominos or frozen pizza then no, it is overdone because the heat is not the same as a brick oven and it takes longer to actually burn the pizza like that so it comes out dry and tough instead of crunchy in some places adding some nice texture to the soft part of the dough under the sauce.

I'm getting hungry now.

Topic I AM
Posted 24 Jun 2015 23:08

I am laughing with Magical-Felix because I "get him" and can read him so well.
I am laughing at the idea of someone representing every female. (Without knowing)

I am laughing ... Which is a good thing, right?

See, at least one woman on Lush doesn't think I'm still in grade school. The hottest one, I might add.

I am sleepy now.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 24 Jun 2015 21:23

Topic I AM
Posted 24 Jun 2015 21:16

I AM not afraid if that were the case the two that have already BEEN published would never have been submitted. As to your "grade school experience" the entire site including every female on it can clearly see that it still isn't over. The level of "maturity" you've shown here is obvious proof of that. You are still an arrogant, childish, coward and provocateur. "Paramour"? REALLY? Or, is that, as I strongly suspect, yet one more joke the only difference being that it IS funny.

I am skeptical because you insinuated that you don't post your stories because you think you will be trolled. That sounds like you're scared. Pretty silly thing to fear really.

Every female on the site huh? Well then, I will consider that quite an achievement. Did you take a poll or something? How do you know this?

Arrogant, childish, coward, provocateur... I object to only one of those.

And yes, really. Paramour is the title of my last story. And yes, parts of it are funny. Not sure what your objection to the word paramour is though. You're starting to sound really nutty again.

Topic I AM
Posted 24 Jun 2015 08:38

I AM also sure that the several friends, too include a few of this site's most highly regarded writers, who have told me I SHOULD publish said stories are people whose opinions I TRUST. Unlike a certain TROLLING, FLEA INFESTED OVER SIZED PUSSY! (The "grade school stuff" yeah, I'm SURE you have LOADS of experience with that!)

I have about 6 years of grade school experience. 7 if you want to count kindergarten. Something tells me your number is either a lot higher or a lot lower.

I am suggesting that if you trust their opinion then go ahead and post them. Why are you so scared? Don't be scared. That's it.

Topic I AM
Posted 24 Jun 2015 05:57

Lion? LOLI AM laughing hysterically... just because they call you a great big pussy doesn't mean your a lion!

A great big pussy does not concern himself with the opinion of a power-bottom either.

It's 'you're' by the way... You said you wrote 20 stories but you don't even know the difference. That's like grade school stuff.

Topic One piece, sexier than bikinis ?
Posted 23 Jun 2015 18:58

I think this is so super cute! Maybe not the color, but I do really like it.

I think it really depends on a girl's figure.

I wouldn't mind seeing that hot little clutterbutters in a no piece, knowhatimsayin?

Topic I AM
Posted 23 Jun 2015 18:53

thats your call Jack you've made that well known what your opinion of me is and very publicly.

I am wondering why kiera is butthurt now because she did call me an arsehole. I mean, that would be an opinion about me and publicly.

Topic I AM
Posted 23 Jun 2015 18:42

Is that a cuppa Jack

Awsome now shh its Glastonbury this weekend be nice.,,Ill be posting it on here

I am wondering if it's only coffee in keira's cup or something higher octane.

Topic I AM
Posted 23 Jun 2015 18:34


Topic One piece, sexier than bikinis ?
Posted 23 Jun 2015 18:22

Nah... I like small two pieces. I only like using my imagination when I'm reading.

Topic I AM
Posted 23 Jun 2015 18:08

I AM not posting often for good reason. The SAME REASON, I haven't seen fit to bother publishing ANY of the over 20 stories I've already written for friends... Would ANYONE care to guess why?

I am guessing that they're not good enough to post?

Topic I AM
Posted 23 Jun 2015 18:07

I am wondering if anyone else thinks ur an arshole coffee

I am reminding you that a lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.

Topic I AM
Posted 23 Jun 2015 15:20

I AM making progress with some things....slowly.

I am wondering if it's the power bottom thing? It's best to take that slowly.

Topic What is your ideal sexual partner?
Posted 23 Jun 2015 15:18

One that can win loads of coupons with her voice.
Or maybe someone that believes kidnap is a master plan to achieve great things.

Not sure if a post has confused me more than this, ever, in the history of lush posts I have read.

To answer the question though. My personal trainer is as smoking hot as they come. She's a little mean too, I like that.

Topic US Treasury making a new $10.00 to feature a woman in 1st time in over a century!
Posted 23 Jun 2015 09:43

It should definitely be Martha Stewart. Most talented woman ever and she's nice and thick.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 22 Jun 2015 19:20

Topic 9 Killed in the Shooting of Historically Black AME Church
Posted 22 Jun 2015 19:06

This is how systemic racism works. You show the killer smiling as a cute kid and blame the internet. Now the non white guy who saved his mother...well you make sure to bring up his troubled past and post a mug shot looking pic.

Topic Sister in law fantasies
Posted 22 Jun 2015 08:18

That's what I was thinking too. If she's flirting with you online and you're flirting back, even if it is online, it is STILL cheating. Your wife is better off without you OR her sister.

Whoa whoa whoa... Relax. Let the guy have a little fun.