Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 15:14

I Am thinking that you being banned for this flagrant disregard for the rules would be hilarious, as well as JUST!

I am wondering exactly what it was I said this time to merit such a punishment.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 13:41

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I AM in complete and total agreement!

The only ones outraged are you though... It's funny.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 13:18

I AM SURE that none of the four of us was engaged in any "pity party" we're just fed up with YOU and your cheap shit uncalled for nonsense. But, what's truly hilarious here isn't your sorry attempts at humor, it's that you feel free to ignore the rules that apply to us to such an extent that there is NO WAY to defend your actions without losing ANY SEMBLENCE of credibility.

I am getting you some tissues for your pity party.

Topic I AM
Posted 17 Jun 2015 11:46

I agree with those three.

I am amazed that you continue to read all my posts then. Feel free to join their pity party.

Topic Why would a guy?
Posted 17 Jun 2015 11:44

Thanks to everyone who has given me advice. I have tried talking to him, wearing sexy things, trying to get things going before we go to bed. I have just let him know how he makes me feel. I havent gotten answers yet, but I have made my point clear. Sometimes it takes him a while to express what is going on with him. Int the mean time, I am so happy to have some friends to talk to and lean on.

Sounds like you gave him a talk. "We need to talk" is the unsexiest phrase in the English language. It's scary actually. Doesn't inspire boners. Just sayin.

Topic I AM
Posted 16 Jun 2015 16:54

I AM marveling at the brazenness of these posts. The moreso as it isn't even permitted in the Rage Cage.

Felix I thought you had to be eighteen to be on here ? ... Why don't you do everyone a favour and come back when you've grown up eh kid ?

I am going to have to call a waaambulance.

Topic I AM
Posted 16 Jun 2015 16:06

Oh shit was you trying to be funny then.... Oh well remind me next time to laugh......sleepy4 sleepy4

But hey least you proved my earlier point of you being an A*****E!

I promised I wouldn't tease you too much, because of course, you were crying about my post. Walk away from your computer Carl_H.

Topic Best experience on Lush?
Posted 16 Jun 2015 15:36

I really enjoyed doing my collaborations with Stephanie and Magical Felix. They're both very well respected writers on this website.

You're a sweetheart. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Topic I AM
Posted 16 Jun 2015 15:33

I AM WONDERING WHY this guy is allowed to insult anyone he pleases on any thread he pleases. I AM also pretty certain I didn't post a damned thing to him much less anything to provoke this needless crap...AGAIN!

I am wondering the same, time and again he does it and gets away with insulting people.......But then again he is an A*****E and that's what they do!

I am agreeing with both of the above....seems he can get away with it time and again but the jokes wearing a bit thin now.

You guy's are like the Avengers if the Avengers were a bunch of crybabies.

Crybabies assemble!

Topic I AM
Posted 16 Jun 2015 09:55

I AM recuperating AGAIN (damned neck and shoulder!)

Were you being a power-bottom when you got hurt? Did the guy grip your neck too hard? That's not cool. I'm concerned, hope you are back to 100% soon.

Topic Am I in an abusive relationship?
Posted 16 Jun 2015 09:51

Hi there everyone, I am Lucy's Master, and introduced her to Lush. I apologise for not having contributed here before but I have been offline due to a hardware issue.

On Lucy's behalf, I would like to thank you all for your good advice and positive thoughts directed towards Lucy. I am sure she has not mentioned me out of respect and discretion, but I can assure you all that over the past three months I have enjoyed training her in teaching her about her submissive side. She is a delight to bring new experiences to, but there are many years of contrary behaviour to correct.

Indeed, the quality of our sex has maybe had an impact on her decision, but I know this process, these thoughts, started more than a few months ago. I have offered advice when asked, and provided support. But it wasn't until last week, when she shared with me her original post, that I understood the nature of her married relationship, and like you, was horrified. I defined the relationship as being Dom/sub, with none of the respect or pleasure, and therefore, effectively abusive. She is attempting to increase her network of friends, having been stifled over the years.

As an involved party, but not really involved, I am seeking to respect her decision. I am recently separated myself (7 months), after a long marriage, so feel I can offer relevant advice.

So I wanted you to know that I exist, and that my Lucy Slut is performing above expectations, and receiving comfort in that sense. I suppose practical help at this stage would be if anyone has a flat share available in London, then message Lucy. I know that is occupying her time and energy. In the meantime, rest assured that she has my support. Thanks to all. xx

This thread was pretty depressing to read through until this post...that's just hilarious.

Topic Why would a guy?
Posted 16 Jun 2015 01:13

Why would a guy sit up late at night watching porn when he could get into bed with a woman and actually have sex?

Because he can't stand said woman.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Jun 2015 23:00

Probably one of my favorite songs.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 20:21

When it comes to soccer I'm just an outsider really. But I would like to see them change the rules to allow for fast breaks. Of course the scores would be higher.

Fast breaks is how half the goals are scored Buz-o.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 20:18

Is that the sport where they run around and kick the ball and when they are barely touched throw themselves on ground like they were gored by a bull?

Nope. I watch American football where the violence is real. Lol

Sounds like you have never played soccer. Run full speed at me and it wouldn't take much to make you roll around on the ground.

I don't really want to get into comparing the two anyway. One has pads and to be honest, not many people that look like you, chuckepoo, get into the "violence".

Topic Sexualization of Young Women
Posted 15 Jun 2015 19:18

A belt will cure this problem... Wait, parents are no longer allowed to use a belt.

Mexican parents still use a belt, they don't give a fuck. That chancla.

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 15 Jun 2015 18:56

Bouncing off the walls!

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 18:01

3-3 now motherfuckers.

Topic Volunteers Requested!
Posted 15 Jun 2015 17:26

And now that you've defiantly responded in this thread, you'll actually be the main feature of my documentary. thumbright

Seriously though, I forgot to mention it in my opening post, but this will be in fact a short music video (only around 1:30).

Hopefully produced with trippy music and edgy imagery...

You have my permission to quote me on that. I definitely stand by my statement of, "more stories with big butts in them".

Topic Volunteers Requested!
Posted 15 Jun 2015 17:12

Fuck man, I was gonna draw a felix head and on a girl's titties but I don't think that will beat a fucking documentary.

Good luck!

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 17:05

BOOM 2-1 Aztecs!

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 17:01

i'm sticking with Argentina for that reason alone - i don't want to see Brazil take it. Columbia could do well too, but i don't think they'll pull of the win.

and yeah, i am a a sucker for underdogs - GO JAMAICA! :) Regaeman Man

I'd rather see Argentina win too if Mexico doesn't advance.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 16:58

Fucking shit! I wasn't even finished celebrating Mexico's goal before Chile equalized.

1-1 now!

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 16:55

love to see Jamaica do well - who you picking for the cup, btw? Argentina?

I think Brazil (as much as they annoy me) will edge out Argentina. They have a strong team this time.

Jamaica might not win a game, sadly...but I hope they have at least a couple of cool goals or something.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 16:48

I'll pull for Mexico. I have nothing against Chile at all, but as a Norte Americano, Mexico is the next door neighbor. So Go Mexico!

They represent concacaf man. Concacaf having a good showing is good for the US too. Makes us look strong too. I hope Mexico and Jamaica do well.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 16:45

my money is on Chile. sorry, but while I'd love to see Mexico win, they are just not that deep this year. Of course, if Tecatito comes out on fire, you never know. still, my pick is Chile. Vidal and Sanchez are going to be hard to stop.

Smart money is on Chile. They have all their good players. Mexico is missing over half of their true starting lineup. They are invited guests to the tournament. But I agree, smart money is on Chile. You never know though, Mexico tends to do very well against South Americans, even when weak.

Topic Are you a soccer fan?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 16:31

Mexico vs. Chile right now in the Copa America.

Both teams need a win. One team is the home team. Both have some good players on big clubs.

Topic What would you be willing to do for $5?
Posted 15 Jun 2015 16:29

Glad I don't have a dick right now!

You're lucky. He'd probably hunker down on it like if it were a meth pipe. Sure he's got a grill to rival a fucking jack-o-lantern. Sounds painful.

LOl i don't know man . I wouldn't stand much of a chance with that ATM booty of yours out on the steets. Everybody swipes yo shit.

I bet you got some stories to tell about.

Stop doing meth Ajax, I'm being serious now. Stop doing meth and buy a comb.

Topic What would you be willing to do for $5?
Posted 12 Jun 2015 07:23

Love the old avengers .. Diana Rigg was my first celeb crush .. I took that link .. it said Error 404 .. nope I have no idea what a Buckfast is or one that in addition comes from ones bottom with wine .. UK here.

The link does not say error 404... It goes to a thread where Keira (the person I originally quoted) is all drunk, talking nonsense. See how you coming to the rescue is more embarrassing for her now?

Topic What would you be willing to do for $5?
Posted 12 Jun 2015 07:20

I bet you'd hit a crack pipe for 5 bucks.

Lol I don't know man... Judging from that avatar of yours it looks like you'd suck a dick for some crack.