Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic anybody wanna be my female sex slave
Posted 10 Apr 2014 22:41

If you wanna be my lovah, you have got to giiiiive

Topic anybody wanna be my female sex slave
Posted 10 Apr 2014 22:34

gotta get with my frieeeeeeeeeyyyyeeeeeehhhhnds

Topic anybody wanna be my female sex slave
Posted 10 Apr 2014 22:30

Yooooo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna , I wanna , I wanna , I wanna

really really really wanna zigazig aaaaahhh Regaeman Man

Topic anybody wanna be my female sex slave
Posted 10 Apr 2014 22:15

Whachoo you think about that , now you know how I feeeeeeeeeeeeel... Say you can handle my love , are you for reeeaaal

are you for reeeeeehhheealll

Topic anybody wanna be my female sex slave
Posted 10 Apr 2014 21:55

If you wanna be my lovah, you have got to giiiiive

Topic anybody wanna be my female sex slave
Posted 10 Apr 2014 21:43

gotta get with my frieeeeeeeeeyyyyeeeeeehhhhnds

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 10 Apr 2014 21:03

Nice taste in movies.

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 10 Apr 2014 18:04



You so know u want me babes u are just in denial

I would but he no likey me

Wait... You say I want you then you say I no likey you...

I'd go private to cock slap some sense into her.

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 10 Apr 2014 17:44

https://24.media.tumblr.com/b4a083b2fff704653aecdffbe61a2662/tumblr_n1fgwyIwQq1tqcdr9o1_500.jpg

Igor Belkovsky

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 10 Apr 2014 17:38



http://upload.lushstories.com/904801033-WhatEver.gif



https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczn4zsgLV1qj5kbpo2_500.gif

https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczn4zsgLV1qj5kbpo1_500.gif

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 10 Apr 2014 17:07



Stop quoting me ur pissing me off.

Oh yes............ She sounds fun and fiesty.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 10 Apr 2014 16:35

//www.youtube.com/embed/0kAJfG0DMjY

We ride the tides
The waters wide, So wild
Calm the troubled water!
Hear the angels singin' all night and all day, yeah
You hear them say: Glory hallelujah!
Lay your burden down
Your time is now
(Turn around)

Praise to love!
Praise

We belong to the water
We belong to the air
We belong where there is love

Just remember this: You don't walk alone!
As the storm it rages
Be not afraid
Let it pass away
Hear the angels singin'
(Remember to remember)
Turn around

Praise to love
Praise to Love
Praise to God
Call to love
For love

We belong to the water
We belong to the air
We belong where there is love

We ride the tides
The waters wide, so wild
Calm the troubled water

Topic You're on Death Row and can choose....
Posted 10 Apr 2014 16:31

1. A final meal
2. A final drink
3. A final film
4. A final song
5. A final fantasy shot on the swings



1. Some biscuits with gravy. I'm assuming it's some real good ones and not some prison cafeteria bullshit.

2. Coffee, black.

3. Tinker with my Stinker.

4. Remember to Remember ~ Edward Sharpe

5. Milla Jovovich.

Topic Never tolerate the intolerant
Posted 10 Apr 2014 11:55


All your posts are the same! They all presuppose that you know what every other persons motive is, well I'm sorry but you don't. You seem hell bent on calling every single person that opposes your view a bigot, why is that? Am I a bigot as well just because I can understand the view of others? Quite a leap for a gay man to be a homophobe!
In my opinion Ok Cupid was wrong and so were Mozilla. Both went too far and they should be ashamed of their behaviour. He did not break the law with his actions nor did he publicise them. He merely acted upon his personal, religious belief of the definition of marriage.

I don't know dude, Monocle and LadyX have been making a lot more sense in this thread than you so far.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 10 Apr 2014 10:38

http://cartoonsnap.com/blogspot/images/ItsaFELIXBonanza_11FFE/FelixcatchesafishFelixthecatbyOttoMessmer.jpg

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 10 Apr 2014 09:57

http://upload.lushstories.com/1395349294-tumblr_mi6ji9lzoN1qdlh1io1_500.gif

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 10 Apr 2014 09:50



http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst6_Forum-Posting-Guide.aspx

Fair enough, but isn't this thread called rage and satire? I mean wellmademale has been doing pretty good with the rage and I think I have satire covered.

Topic What food are you craving right now?
Posted 09 Apr 2014 22:15

Angel food cake.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 09 Apr 2014 21:02

http://upload.lushstories.com/1344416222-tumblr_mi6ji9lzoN1qdlh1io1_500.gif

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 09 Apr 2014 20:25

You want me to post the picture grab here and show your incompetence to the world?

What I am trying to tell you is ... Do.You.Think.I Would.Have.Set.Your.Dumbass.Up...and not had evidence to show the rest of Lush what a fucking moron you really are?

Isn't this funny? http://upload.lushstories.com/1225703179-tumblr_mbi6dztSBi1qzfcdpo1_500.jpg


First, You post this... And I was like, damn he must have video of me slapping a nun on the ass or something good.

Then............ you posted this.



Actually, suspention was the gibbled garb I was thinking of.


http://upload.lushstories.com/606885905-SpillingFale.JPG

Four years later you're the same guy... How did you earn those Editor's Choice ribbons? You can't write for shit and you sure as hell can't spell. What's your secret, Jack?

That's it? Bahahahaha a typo? Your big reveal was that I made a typo on a file name? Ahahahahahaha!

Then...

Yanno, RoccoTool and ChefKathleen would LOVE this... and the three of us barely got along.

But I love it too.

Thanks for playing Felix, see you in another 3 months.

Nudie - feel free to chime in here... You too, Dude.

In the meantime -- slide on down the road, man. I mean.. you've earned it, Jack.


http://upload.lushstories.com/648295447-CarefreeHighway.gif

Hahaha what does this even mean?

You want me to post the picture grab here and show your incompetence to the world?


The only people that look at this thread are you, me, and that poor bitch that has to listen to your conspiracy theories.

"I'm gonna show your incompetence to the wooooorld! muhahahahaha! Now I got you!" <--- That's funny. You're funny Jeff. laughing8

Four years later you're the same guy... How did you earn those Editor's Choice ribbons? You can't write for shit and you sure as hell can't spell. What's your secret, Jack?

You sound pretty jealous here. Man, you sure showed me... Dang!

What's next on your agenda? You gonna expose corruption at the highest levels of Lush?

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 09 Apr 2014 12:32

http://upload.lushstories.com/2081186587-suspentionbadge.gif

I especially appreciate your new spelling of the word suspension (on that .gif you recently posted). That's the Magical Felix quality I remember reviewing almost 4 years ago. Can't spell, and won't use the spell check, don't give a shit about proofreading your own work - submit anyway and hope someone edits & corrects it for you.


So... How drunk were you when you thought the word suspended was a misspelling of the word suspension?

Topic Never tolerate the intolerant
Posted 09 Apr 2014 10:17



Any President ever in office has attended church in his life, probably put thousands of dollars in the collection plate over time. As have millions of other Americans. Most churches have some branch or group that is or has worked to prevent gay marriage, abortion, birth control, and any number of other social issues. I know I have. Luckily, those same churches give money to Habitat For Humanity, prison ministries, Mission based help, soup kitchens, and all sorts of other stuff.



Yeah other stuff, like helping the Vatican stockpile even more wealth. All exempt from taxes of course.

Topic Favorite pie
Posted 09 Apr 2014 09:51

I like cherry pie, blackberry pie and custard pie. I like it for breakfast right out of the fridge.

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 09 Apr 2014 08:44

laughing8

http://goodcopyfast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Hook.jpg

Topic How do you get Grooveshark Playlist to play automatically?
Posted 08 Apr 2014 11:30

How do you get the Grooveshark playlist to play automatically when someone clicks on your page rather than them having to manually click on it? I've gone to Grooveshark and cannot find anything about this feature anywhere. If anyone knows please let me know.

Thanks

Don't listen to these wet blankets Buz. I would actually like to hear your playlist start up. Adds personality to your profile.

Old man voice "The kids these days with their saggy pants, rolling their stones and that little wayne. Don't get me started! Believe you me! They will all go deaf one day."

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 08 Apr 2014 11:13

Her profile gives me a boner. It's a combination of how dopey she is and her sweet ass that does it.

Topic Sexy Water Pictures...
Posted 08 Apr 2014 10:10

https://31.media.tumblr.com/a8b427619e2bfa0f2180f7ee63d6192b/tumblr_mry8opJMwm1radds4o1_500.jpg

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 08 Apr 2014 09:55

//www.youtube.com/embed/IBH97ma9YiI

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 07 Apr 2014 23:48

//www.youtube.com/embed/zJv9R-S52zM

Topic Is this a sign that I should back off?
Posted 07 Apr 2014 23:14



Or they really are working, and then get called off.

I mean like when you know she ain't got no night job.