Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic WIN $100 First Prize in our "Get Creative" Competition
Posted 30 Jun 2015 17:44

That one quote is from shrpsf's story 'Boxed':

ooooo she sessy. I'm gonna have to read that one next chance I get.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 30 Jun 2015 10:36

Topic I AM
Posted 30 Jun 2015 10:35

I AM NOT believing anything you say, but on the off chance that you will be as good as your word, and other people WILL BE able to resume enjoying this thread WITHOUT the needless BS. I have more than enough hats already and, as those friends of mine who have seen pics of me can tell you, a thin Fu Manchu style mustache (the handle bar style always looked silly to me.)

I am sorry, I lied about not quoting you again.

So you already own one of those little biker hats? And you have a a fu manchu stache but not quite handlebars. So you kinda have the Mr. Slave thing going from southpark? That's with it, that's hip. Cool.

Topic I AM
Posted 30 Jun 2015 06:14

And, I AM SURE that you never have and never will care about anyone or about how many people get fed up with this nonsense and chose to leave the site because of you and this manner of absolutely uncalled for BS!

I am glad that weavindreams cleared up the misinformation he was spewing about me.

Now if he would finally answer the question of wether he will grow a handlebar mustache and get a little biker hat like the guy in the village people once he gets his bike, I will be fully satisfied. I will probably never quote him again if he does...

Topic WIN $100 First Prize in our "Get Creative" Competition
Posted 30 Jun 2015 06:04

I did this, too. Your 'big butts' post made me laugh. :)

The way SP edited that part together made me laugh too. I think I watched the video 10 times.

Topic WIN $100 First Prize in our "Get Creative" Competition
Posted 30 Jun 2015 05:52

Hope you enjoy...

(Note: available in HD)

*tosses lush macaroni art in the trash*

You really exceeded any expectations that I had when you first mentioned you were making a promotional video. That was really well done dude. The music was perfect, what porn music should sound like. I also watched it several times and slowed it down to make sure I caught all the references to members and stories. The only one I didn't recognize was the quote "You're gonna take it like a champ now, he muttered."

You tube will probably take it down because of the nipples and the fucking... You should cut a clean version with everything intact except the nips and fucking for posting on social media.

Awesome job SP.

Topic Erotic Art
Posted 29 Jun 2015 18:34

Topic Erotic Art
Posted 29 Jun 2015 18:29

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 29 Jun 2015 18:28

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 29 Jun 2015 18:28

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 29 Jun 2015 18:27

Topic Erotic Art
Posted 29 Jun 2015 18:24

Those two are really cool!

Topic I AM
Posted 29 Jun 2015 18:18

I AM calm, and the pretense that you honestly CARE about the people you're ALLOWED TO harass is just another element of disgusting little you. What's really a shame is how you're cutting into the enjoyment of the site for so many people. Then again, that IS what TROLLS DO isn't it?

I am appalled. Never did I say I care about anyone. Now you're crossing the line, weavindreams.

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 29 Jun 2015 14:20

Why do I forget that I'm lactose intolerant? I love my dairy....

Have you tried cashew milk? It's pretty new but it tastes great, has a nice texture to it. You can use it in place of cream or milk in tons of recipes but it's not shitty like almond milk or thin like coconut milk.

Oh yeah this is the rage cage...I have it too easy in life! Ugggghhhh

Topic I AM
Posted 29 Jun 2015 13:43

I am shocked that you stalk crispix. And what stupidity? Mine won't end I'm afraid to say....

I am thinking Amy1967 is shit out of luck then.

Topic I AM
Posted 29 Jun 2015 13:42

Yep BB is slang for that.

I am a little concerned about you reading all my posts tbh...clearly they are enlightening or why would you take the time to read them all??

I am not sure as to blue and the story submissions. But I wrote them for my kids and people like them and I named the land Mysteria for my know the thing some people have friends??

As opposed to sitting on my laptop following people about being mean because I have nothing better to do.

I am not going to reply to you again Jack.

I am feeling like I am talking to slow adults. You do realize that when you respond to me it shows up on my timeline feed? You do understand that right?

We'll see if you reply again kiera, you know, when you get to that point of the night when you start making "typos".

Topic I AM
Posted 29 Jun 2015 13:34

I am cerrtain this thread used to be a fun place to post and see what my friends have been up to lately. Now it's just stupid. Let me know when the stupidity lets up and the troll crawls back under his bridge.

And again, just for clarification as it seems to have escaped him last time, no need to quote me and respond. Not the least bit interested.

I am quoting you and responding since you wanted my attention. I will personally let you know when the stupidity ends. Until then, have a nice day.

Topic I AM
Posted 29 Jun 2015 13:30

You are a cereal stalking troll? I am in shock!

I am. My favorite cereal is Crispix by the Kellogg's company.

Topic I AM
Posted 29 Jun 2015 13:05

And I AM sure that we are ALL nuts, the only questions being to what bent and what extent. You don't seem to be dangerous in any way, whereas, the serial stalker and troll I've been FORCED to deal with here seems like the sort who could most assuredly be dangerous. (They rarely recognize and realize it, those type tend to think that THEY ALONE are sane.)

I am most definitely a dangerous man, old fella.

Topic I AM
Posted 29 Jun 2015 13:04

FINALLY you've said something with which I AM in total agreement. You ARE most definitely one sorry screwed up bundle of mental problems. Oh and BTW being homophobic, FAR FROM precluding the desire is in fact the FEAR OF said desire (hence it's name). As I've said before, you really need to turn in those guns BEFORE something sends you over the edge and seek help. YOU NEED IT! ALL serial stalkers and trolls do, and as that appears to be your major source of entertainment on THIS site, you are one SICK individual

Whoa, you need to calm way down before you have a stroke.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 29 Jun 2015 10:34

Topic I AM
Posted 29 Jun 2015 10:32

I AM going to have to go with schizophrenic. Love him, but I am crazy....sooooo

I am sorry.

Topic I AM
Posted 29 Jun 2015 10:29

I am no longer bothered what he says about me tbh...My story on blue has been top of the list for over 2 weeks now its part one of the Reece and Giorgia Adventures...Tho I think he just made my typo lush famous...I was bbing and mistyped and its spread for 2 pages lol.

I am wondering if that is due to a lack of competition on the blue site. Think I haven't visited there in a couple years though. Are they still only getting about 1 story submission a week?

Is bbing slang for getting drunk as hell in the UK? Because the later it gets in the day the more "typos" find their way into your posts.

Topic I AM
Posted 29 Jun 2015 10:20

I am confused. Am I a homophobe or am I bisexual? You've accused me of both now. Are you having trouble keeping your thoughts straight? You're not a schizophrenic on top of everything else are you? :(

Topic What is your favorite sex positions?
Posted 29 Jun 2015 10:15

Vertical free fall onto cock is really good, but for longer periods: missionary with knees drawn to my chest.x

Topic I AM
Posted 29 Jun 2015 06:56

You talking about my post to Trinket?

We were messing about over my post about M and helping her win attention whore.

I wouldnt speak to anyone like that in forum for we took the piss out out of ajax's perm.

I am not really sure what Felix's problem is here??

I didn't really care about what you said to trinket I just caught the laughies from "why you posted".

I am still shocked by "why you posted".

"Hey, why you posted then?" LOL

Topic I AM
Posted 29 Jun 2015 06:40

I am not a reader of his stories...he writes alot of anal so I dont read what he writes.

I do however still have your stories let me know if you want them back to publish as they are really good.

Weavindreams, kiera is your proofreader? No wonder you're a little nervous to post your stories. She doesn't even realize "a lot" is two words.

I am el oh elling.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 29 Jun 2015 06:29

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 29 Jun 2015 06:22

Regarding the comps ....

It was something that was on my mind a while ago and then, popped up again in chatting with another writer.

During the comp timeline (the 6 weeks or whatever it runs), could it be that other comp writers NOT be allowed to vote on another comp's entry?

Why I ask this is because, while competition is a good thing, it can bring out the poorest qualities in some, such as down-voting.

I thought about those that enter the comp later, and have already scored other writers' stories. Do/could those scores be mitigated (or voided) until AFTER the comp?

(or maybe this already happens and is taken into consideration??)

Anywho .... just a thought.


The score doesn't matter in the competitions. When I have made it in the top three I have never even been close to having the highest score. In fact, I had some of the lowest scores. I believe the judges vote on what they believe the best story is and not what story has a perfect 5.

Topic Sexy Girls in Nature
Posted 28 Jun 2015 20:17