Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic 5 seniors suspended and janitor fired for senior prank with Post-It Notes? WTF
Posted 18 May 2012 15:58



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But let us hear the others as well..... hehe, you really fried the batteries in the golf cart?

They do. And oh look you used my same picture against me. Look at that, poetic kinda or something.

And oh come on... It's your turn to say something interesting. I keep hogging up all the turns. I should play nicer and let you go. clown

Yes the batteries were fried. Hot wiring an electric ride 'n' all.

Topic 5 seniors suspended and janitor fired for senior prank with Post-It Notes? WTF
Posted 18 May 2012 15:39

It is a pretty lame prank for the punishment.

When I was sophomore I hot wired the janitor's golf cart and drove it around campus. It started to lose power so I drove it in reverse until It died sad10 So I left it there and went to class, It was cool until the dean of students showed up with his face all red and ears steaming to pull me out of art class. We were fucking around with clay or something retarded. So he sits me down in front of his big scary desk and starts yelling at my ass. He pulls out a piece of paper saying what I did and that my parents needed to sign, and a bill for six batteries... THAT'S IT. I forged the signature and and just gave him the cash and that was that. No suspension no nothing. No follow up call to make sure I wasn't forging or anything. This school would have tortured me in the middle of the quad then cut my head off like on fucking Braveheart, yelling freedom if I would have tried that there.

Then I didnt want to do my typing class that same year and me and friend took all the balls out of the mouses. We put them a plastic baggie and hid them. When class was over I put them where the teacher could find them. I didn't get caught for that one but we were heros for 45 minutes.

I made stink bombs in science class to set off in religion class because I hated that class too. That made class that day awesome as well. We got to have it outside and nature distracted us too much to have real class sunny

I have so many others that aren't quite so crazy sounding but they aren't as interesting.

Topic Girl's wearing wet t-shirts.
Posted 18 May 2012 14:21

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Topic Girl's wearing wet t-shirts.
Posted 18 May 2012 14:20

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Topic LGBT?
Posted 18 May 2012 14:09

I once had a Jamaican friend who insisted that lesbians just needed a case of the right manhood (his). He also felt there was religious damnation due for gay men.
Then I learned that only men were called gay because they seem happier then the lesbians who would always be angry at straight men (him).
He also insisted that there were no such thing as gay Jamaican (men).

Redneck stereotypes?
Jamaican stereotypes?
Male stereotypes?

No, just Stupid stereotypes!


He is not my friend anymore.

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Topic Mesmerizing GIFs
Posted 18 May 2012 13:09

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 18 May 2012 12:11

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 18 May 2012 12:08

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Topic LGBT?
Posted 18 May 2012 11:38



Why is there a distinction between "gay" and "lesbian"? I always thought that "gay" meant homosexual. Cool, no problem. Are lesbians not considered gay? If the aren't, why aren't they? Why is there the subdivision of "gay" and "lesbian"?



I bet you it's because people in general are hella stupid. Like a girl could probably tell some hick that was dropped on it's head as a child that she is gay and the hick would probably respond "You means yous only goes out with gay fruity guys? Well I'll be damned!". This way if she says lesbian it would make more sense to the more simple minded.

Disclaimer: Not saying all hicks are stupid. That's just the example I used here.

Topic It was a mistake to give women the right to vote?
Posted 18 May 2012 11:32

i agree with the "reverend" that women shouldn't be able to vote because they let their libido do the voting, awww he's so cute he'll make a perfect president or he's so nice. then again, i don't think men should be able to vote either, they usually vote along party lines whether or not they believe it is the right person for the job or not. i think we should let the babies vote, put the candidates in a room full of babies and the person that can win over the most babies win. babies seem to have an instinct for knowing who is a good person and who is a jerk. my other choice would be to put them all in a wrestling ring and let them have a free for all, last man standing is the winner. we may still not have the best president but we will have the toughest and with the candidates we usually have to choose from, maybe the toughest would be the best. i t worked for thousands of years with kings and such.

Kings didn't wrestle other kings. That's just ridiculous.

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 18 May 2012 10:17

Hey guys... real women have curves and are beautiful . Models " skinny" are unhealthy and not a reality

Amen girl, YOLO!

Topic jacking off in front of her and..
Posted 18 May 2012 10:05

Your profile says that you're single...

Why tell the rest of the cyber sand at the cyber beach that you have a bucket of real sand back home? Come on now clum...

Topic jacking off in front of her and..
Posted 18 May 2012 10:04

No I don't HAVE to do this but if I did I would make sure to aim my triumphant cum blasts at the friend who was teasing the hardest thinking she's all funny's face.

I'm actually curious how this all goes down. Like is it a set up thing? Does she go. "Look Sissyboy Cindy, tonight my friends are coming over for white Zinfandel and to watch you wank yourself off." Then what? you're like. "Yes dear, let me put the white zin in the fridge for you guys and prepare my wanking outfit for your pleasure." Is that how it goes down or is it more spontaneous? Like they are couponing around the kitchen table and you walk in for a glass of water and they're all. "Hey Cindy, pull out that little pecker and play with it you little sissy boy." Then you just drop your pants right then and yank your taffy?"

What about when you cum? Do you cum on them like I would or do you cum on the floor or what? Do you shoot it into a tissue in front of them all pathetic? Is that part of the thrill? They just laugh that there are plenty of women around yet you are reduced to making little damp tissue teepees in front of them?

Do they ever film it?

Are these women young?

Are they hot?

Are they married?

Do the husbands know?

Do they tell other woman and you are a huge laughing stock in the wider circle of friends?

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 18 May 2012 09:54

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 18 May 2012 09:51

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 18 May 2012 09:49

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Topic a girl has a problem!
Posted 17 May 2012 18:10



laughing ..... don't play coy, now! lol

No really... I didn't know what you meant. What did you mean?

Topic a girl has a problem!
Posted 17 May 2012 17:47



hahaha .... I did think of that! But, you never know, one may get lots of "new found friends" with a fast cumming topic! geek

What does that mean?

Topic a girl has a problem!
Posted 17 May 2012 15:44

On a more serious reply to your situation:


Well she did ask the guys... We aren't serious when it comes to cumming fast. She should have asked the girls. I mean we are guys... wait nevermind. Anyway girl's might have better replies.

Topic a girl has a problem!
Posted 17 May 2012 15:10




Hahaha, I just saw what you did!!! Well played sir. I guess I deserve that after telling everyone about your.......


Just another day in the lush world. laughing8 It's your turn by the way.


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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 17 May 2012 09:33

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 17 May 2012 09:32

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 17 May 2012 09:31

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 17 May 2012 09:30

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 17 May 2012 09:30

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 17 May 2012 09:28

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Topic What do you do to stay fit?
Posted 17 May 2012 09:22

I have two large monitors attached to my computer. On the main screen I surf the internet (mostly Lush).

On the secondary monitor I kick off TheKMPlayer and load in eleven 1 hour P90X videos...then I adjust the volume output to a reasonably low level and listen to/watch a 48 year old gym rat lead two or three other ripped human beings through intense physical exercises.

After all this cruising the net and watching P90X vids all day I then need to go take a huge dump. I lost two pounds around my middle, last week...with this technique, after my dump that is.

I fixed it for you 3601

Topic Sexy food
Posted 17 May 2012 09:19

Dancing Doll's are all great. I'll add some though...

-Chocolate. Especially soft spreadable stuff like Nutella or chocolate syrup.
-Fruit. I like fruit because of the tart sweetness, kinda like sex. Juicy peaches are fun.
-Baily's Irish creme, rompope or any other kind of thick Liqueur that will stick to the body for licking off.
-Ice in her in her mouth during blowjobs. Or in your mouth for oral with her if she likes that.

Topic a girl has a problem!
Posted 17 May 2012 09:08

i like it really fast and dont like sex to last too long as i cum myself in 30 seconds, so i enjoy frantic quickies! anyone have any advice for a girl like me? or share the same opinion...;)


You need to find an extremely horny guy who's dick might explode as soon it touches a vagina. These men are usually extremely grateful you tossed a little pink their way. You need to find a guy that will act like you gave thme a glass of water after they have been wondering around a desert. Like this man.

That or virginal teenagers or something.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 16 May 2012 15:56

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