Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 02:50



Hey pussycat stop whining and wondering here on our wedding announcement. The question how real our relation is are not your business. We will keep you up to date if we want to share more with you. Move on and search yourself a mate here or wherever else.

I didn't question wether it was real... You said that................

I was asking about how a lush prenup works... I mean you guys have one... Maybe I'm asking so I can work out the details of my own Lush prenup... You guys aren't very helping or welcoming to members wondering about how this all works.

How is Nice this time of year? Chilly? If ya'll live in the same city why not just get married for real? Or like... Date?

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 02:46


Whatever it takes to beat back real life sometimes so we can create a new reality.

laughing8

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 02:12



Nope none of it. I am a gold member kitty cat. Go eat your kibble and stop wondering.

So what the hell does a lush prenup entail then? You said you guys had a pre nuptial agreement. Why does a simple question make you get defensive? What is an online lush prenup?

And yes, you are a gold member, yay. I wish I could be one one day.

Oh and kibble is dog food. Not trying to focus on semantics but if you're trying to make a cat joke... at least get the wording right so it makes sense.

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 01:06

Online you provocateur. Not this thread but I have seen you elsewhere and you do make me laugh sometimes. Yes we had the prenup meeting and he and I have an agreement.
No not in real life. Lush felix the wonderful cat that is devilish in the cartoons and so are you but it doesn't offend me, I think you are funny. I bet my cat could kick your cat's ass. No actually she could she beat up two ferals so I think she could. I mean that in a friendly way.


Wait, so you have an online lush prenup? Are you willing to discuss some of the details of this? Like what would be in the prenup? Does one of you have to leave if it goes wrong? Does he have to provide a gold membership in case of a lush divorce? Or half of the cost of one? Do stories need to be removed? Do you need to avoid each other in the forum?

A lush prenup really is something that is blowing my mind right now.

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 00:56



I wear leather so I am not offended. Thick skin I have. If you want to ask more I am open.

But you didn't answer any of them so I wouldn't know what to follow up with. My first question was actually serious. I'll admit the bachelor party and prenup questions were facetious... But the first one was serious. I actually really am fascinated by this.

EDIT: the way it was quoted confused me at first, I didn't see you answered.

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 00:31

Is this an online marriage or like...a marriage marriage? I'm just wondering...

Like, is the best man someone from lush too?

Is the bachelor party, like...a Bachelor chat room party?

Is there an online prenup? Like, if it goes bad is there an agreement to not down vote each others stories or something like that?

Was there an asking for the hand of the lady from an online daddy dom? That would be funny.

Are you actually married in real life and just having an online marriage too? whatever that is. Just for lush?


...


I am actually really intrigued by this. Please don't take offense to my questions.

Topic Atheist church
Posted 09 Dec 2013 00:23

Atheist church



One day you are going to look back at your life and you are going to be frustrated at how much you regret wasting so much time reading and reposting shit like this when you could have been out doing anything else.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 08 Dec 2013 23:16

My name is Jack, and I love disco.

//www.youtube.com/embed/hCDAfa-NI-M

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 08 Dec 2013 23:14

//www.youtube.com/embed/38Hia8JQQjs

Topic Do I have to fuck everbody?
Posted 08 Dec 2013 23:05



We have to keep it all PG13 with the forum ranks around here, Nudes... I suggest, PITN

http://upload.lushstories.com/1212884272-PainInTheNeck.gif



Your new (well, old) avatar pic is disturbing. It's as cheesy as a brick of store brand imitation velveeta.

Topic Help Picking up older women?
Posted 08 Dec 2013 22:58



This is quite accurate.




Thank you.

Topic What's your kryptonite?
Posted 08 Dec 2013 22:55




http://upload.lushstories.com/1964537533-Bullshit.gif

Someday, young man... You might live to enjoy my age.

Of course since you only mouth off on the internet... the probability of you living to be plus 100 - very good.

Everything you espouse is make believe bullshit. And you're the only person who doesn't realize everyone else is on - to you.




You're 100 years old?

Topic Do I have to fuck everbody?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 21:10

Crap! They made me fuck everyone! Of course, it was a lot easier back then. There were only a few thousand of us.

Good thing you quieted down quite a bit since then... allowed the site to grow to the membership it is now.

Your forum rank should be: new member repellant.

Topic Your biggest flaw?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 20:18

Fuckin' stupid.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 19 Nov 2013 19:44

Brings a tear to my eye, yo.

//www.youtube.com/embed/f7OzTy0jAyY

Can you lie next to her
and give her your heart, your heart?
As well as your body
And can you lie next to her
and confess your love, your love?
As well as your folly
And can you kneel before this king
and say "I'm clean", "I'm Clean"? (can you! I think not pfft)

But tell me now where was my fault,
in loving you with my whole heart? (sigh)
Oh, tell me now where was my fault, in loving you with my whole heart?

Her white blank page
and a swelling rage, rage
You did not think when you sent me to the brink, to the brink
You desired my attention, but denied my affections, my affections (tear jerk)

So tell me now where was my fault,
in loving you with my whole heart?
Oh, tell me now where was my fault, in loving you with my whole heart?

Ahhhh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahhh ahhhhhh

Lead me to the truth and I will follow you with my whole life
oh lead me to the truth and I will follow you with my whole life

Ahhhh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahhh ahhhhhh

Topic What music do you love to hate?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 19:18



Mumford and Sons is One of those bands I don't like.
They aren't the real deal to me, and it's all the same.



You wouldn't know the real deal if it slapped you on the vagina.

http://www.jenkatgames.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/469530850_BfgIhJoW_c.jpg

Pay no mind. A lion does not concern itself with the opinions of sheep, little buddy.

Topic What music do you love to hate?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 15:30


Oh, and Mumford & Sons, screw you

http://odditymall.com/includes/content/lions-mane-cat-hat-3.jpg

Don't weep little lion man. She didn't mean it.

Topic Great Film Scenes
Posted 19 Nov 2013 14:58

//www.youtube.com/embed/eQLXYu6plhg

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 19 Nov 2013 14:45

http://31.media.tumblr.com/4af270030ae3f7785f921b4ba27c11d3/tumblr_mvhyca3D9Z1qz9v0to1_500.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/6cfe207b6f70ca5ad260fb3f16024ada/tumblr_mvhyca3D9Z1qz9v0to2_500.jpg

Aturo Samniego’s “Emergence".

Topic Help Picking up older women?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 14:38

Picking up older women is easier than picking up young women... It's because older woman are the ones doing the picking up. It's so obvious. If you can't tell then older women aren't interested in you or your personality and there isn't much you can do to change that really.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 19 Nov 2013 14:27

http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9764b6aad9d16d77a9bf60ab9aef118/tumblr_mu3w4k5yl01r8bxs1o1_500.gif

Topic Should I be a little girl for Daddy in Texas
Posted 19 Nov 2013 14:23

To be honest she probably knows more about him than anyone she would meet "in real life". How much do you girls actually know about the guys you have met at bars or parties or at the beach, etc?

To be honest the biggest risk she'll be taking is that she will waste a bunch of money and time traveling all the way from the UK and it will all just be a huge lame letdown. Who the hell would travel that far to go to texas? Lame.

I'll add that the fact that he is an ex-cop would make it more dangerous to me than other internet hookups actually. Cops and ex cops are the guys that beat their wives the most. They know the law and probably think they can get away with some shit.

Topic Why not Skype?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 14:11



I don’t understand the negative connotation and the resistance to Skype on here. Obviously most of which comes from females. If you enjoy talking to someone and you get along, why not Skype?


Psst... It's because they are full of shit. Pass it along.

Topic How Do you feel about waiting till Marriage to have sex?Have you already had sex?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 14:07

I wouldn't buy a car without test driving it.

Topic How often do you write?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 14:03

Very rarely. It's not even something I do enough to even call a hobby.

Topic Relationships in the workplace, yay or nay?
Posted 15 Nov 2013 15:55

Only if you're able to fire the chick if she gets too clingy, or else it can be annoying.

Topic Have you ever brushed up against a persons body or tried to get a quick feel?
Posted 15 Nov 2013 15:50

Sounds like the gateway drug for a sexual predator.

Topic Would you lick her pussy after you came in?
Posted 15 Nov 2013 15:46

http://upload.lushstories.com/1326674433-tumblr_mvsv1lVQlg1qf2y2ko2_500.png

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Nov 2013 15:35

//www.youtube.com/embed/qDu2p5CBfzI

Was all the summer, and all the fall,
Just trying to find my little all in all
But now she's gone, and I don't worry
Lord I'm sitting on top of the world

Was in the spring, one summer day
Just when she left me, she's gone to stay
But now she's gone, and I don't worry
Oh I'm sitting on top of the world

An' you come runnin', holdin' up your hand
Can't get me a woman, cranky you can get a man
But now you're gone, and now I don't worry
Lord I'm sitting on top of the world

Have been days, I didn't know your name
Why should I worry or cry in vain
But now she's gone, now I don't worry
Lord I'm sitting on top of the world

Went to the station, down in the yard
Gone get me a freight train, worked on your hard
But now she's gone, and I don't worry
Oh I'm sitting on top of the world

The lonesome days, they have gone by
Why should you beg me oh say goodbye
But now she's gone, and I don't worry
Oh cause I'm sitting on top of the world

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Nov 2013 15:31

//www.youtube.com/embed/gBgGpdetRKE

Dear Believer, come sing me a song
Let the octave belong to the next
And lifting us soundly back into the world
May we sing the Earth, Heaven's breath
Murder murder, you haunt every bone
But the son you have grown still resists
Anger anger, you're finally my bitch
Through glory of this, Heaven's breath.


Paradise, has its hunter
Call me blind, call me fool
I don't mind chasing thunder
I say reaching for Heaven is what I'm on Earth to do.

Dear Believer, I've no cause to go on
Save for if you take my case
See the world was good and heavy on my shoulders as a child
But I let it all go to my waist
Now comfort's rooting pigs for my blood
To stick in my mud, a flag of white
Dear Believer, of fire and rebirth
May we shine the Earth, Heaven's light



Dear Believer come sing us a song
Like we sang upon, younger days
When the world was good and heavy on our shoulders as a child
'Fore we let it all go to waste.

Paradise has its hunter
Call me wise, call me fool
I don't mind chasing thunder
I say reaching for Heaven is what I'm on Earth to do

I say reaching for Heaven is what I'm on Earth to do
Maybe reaching for Heaven is what I'm on Earth to do...