Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic 11.12.13
Posted 13 Nov 2013 23:43



? ? ? ?


http://upload.lushstories.com/1404519763-FucktardCrossing.jpg

That was me acknowledging you got me so good with your gif you found. Only you were too fucktarded to acknowledge it. Even in victory you are defeated.

Topic 11.12.13
Posted 13 Nov 2013 23:34




http://upload.lushstories.com/1589144654-You...Again.gif


http://upload.lushstories.com/663816799-tumblr_inline_mvwsfrgNZX1r2sy63.gif

Topic 11.12.13
Posted 13 Nov 2013 23:27



BS. you take every opportunity you can to post some smart arsed remark under my posts and you know it. So please, just leave me alone.



Every opportunity huh? I take it easy on you in fact. I keep it on a just funnin' level.

Topic 11.12.13
Posted 13 Nov 2013 23:20




Go fuck yourself Felix.



Oh calm down, I was jesting.

Topic What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?
Posted 13 Nov 2013 23:19

I whacked off in one of the bathrooms during the white house tour when I was in school. Painted the white house white y'all.

Topic 11.12.13
Posted 13 Nov 2013 23:14



Stupid is usually fun though.clown



Why I find you amusing still. In a jovial and fun way.

Topic 11.12.13
Posted 13 Nov 2013 22:59

This thread is so stupid.

Topic Breaking up, when do you know it's over?
Posted 13 Nov 2013 22:56

When she be like, I'm calling the cops motherfucker and you be like, alright fuck, chill .

Topic Every Lush Author's Enemy: The 4-BOMBER!
Posted 13 Nov 2013 22:53

There was a typo in this video, 4 at best. Shit is old too. I laughed once at this but now its like austin powers funny, funny years ago but now, eh.. let's get some new shit going on. Old fumes this.

Topic How are girls of today meant to feel great about their looks with this marketing
Posted 13 Nov 2013 21:56

That guy is a photoshop master... I'm impressed. Don't starve an artist such as this. Yeah, it's fucked up, the societal repercussions and all that shit.. but this motherfucker is making fine wine out of table grapes.

Topic How did you achieve your biggest orgasm? Details, please.
Posted 07 Nov 2013 20:12



Gotta love the Urban Dictionnary. laughing8

I was talking about the south not urban locations, numbnuts.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 07 Nov 2013 20:09

//www.youtube.com/embed/s_1DQi_P9MI

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 07 Nov 2013 20:07

//www.youtube.com/embed/VckQWryzAZE

Topic How did you achieve your biggest orgasm? Details, please.
Posted 07 Nov 2013 19:13

Mine was when I caught this hick girl giving herself a kentucky washdown ...which led to us engaging in a kentucky tractor puller . She pulled me through the south until we ended up in alabama where I thought "when in rome" and we ended the party with an alabama hot pocket .

Topic Why leave?
Posted 07 Nov 2013 18:42

I mean I just want to enjoy Lush and some company, not really get intimate. Is that a bad thing crybaby

Yes... Get on cam and spread your cheeks, princess.

Topic Have you ever complained to your partner or friends about the cock size that your man has?
Posted 07 Nov 2013 18:04

Nope. I've only ever been legit disappointed by dick size once and it was just a short-term vacation fling so he was not 'my man'. I did mention it (eventually) to a friend or two during random gossipy sex talks over drinks, but that's about it. And... I don't think I could ever tell a guy that his dick was too small - it just seems cruel.

I see what you did there. laughing8

Topic Straight Guy in a gay bar: You go in, not realising it is a gay bar, and get hit on.
Posted 07 Nov 2013 17:32



As for getting hit on, if the guy is polite and not a jerk, I will be polite in declining. If not, I won't be the only one getting "hit on"!

If a guy aggressively hits on you, your response would be to physically hit him? Is that what you are implying?

Topic Why leave?
Posted 07 Nov 2013 17:22

Because they probably want to verify you are really a girl or the girl you claim to be. Skype would be good for such verification. It also may make someone feel more "special" or something if you trust them with personal information.

Topic Interesting him in Anal Play/Prostate Play
Posted 07 Nov 2013 17:19

Use your tongue instead of your finger.

Topic have you ever had taboo sex
Posted 07 Nov 2013 17:17

Yeah. I still look over my shoulder once in a while when I'm in a certain part of town because of it. Just in case.

Topic Curiosity
Posted 07 Nov 2013 17:13

No. It's gross.

Topic Makes me shake my head...
Posted 07 Nov 2013 17:00



And I am sceptical about the calibre of your professorship.

He has a Masters.

Topic Makes me shake my head...
Posted 07 Nov 2013 16:53

everyone else feel free to comment. =)

laughing8

Topic What is your favourite depressing album?
Posted 07 Nov 2013 16:07

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fi/thumb/7/7e/Smashing_Pumpkins_-_Mellon_Collie_And_The_Infinite_Sadness.jpg/480px-Smashing_Pumpkins_-_Mellon_Collie_And_The_Infinite_Sadness.jpg

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/cultslp.jpg

Topic Makes me shake my head...
Posted 06 Nov 2013 23:32

I am a little sad, I was kinda hoping for a witty come back. Dont worry about the Master or master, Retard or retard thing though, I am not one of those kinds of Doms. Thanks for capitalizing it tho, also nice to see you show respect on here.

Ok, after felix gets in the last word here everyone else feel free to comment. =)

Good to know Retard. Okay, I also await the onslaught of comments. LOL

Topic Makes me shake my head...
Posted 06 Nov 2013 23:22

I do what I can. Gratz on your 4,318th useless post Felix. You are my hero.

It's good to have heros.

Are you saying my 4,000 posts are lame? Then why are you posting here to begin with? Nothing lamer than being considered a retard even by the people you think are lame. Wait, my bad, you're a master... I should capitalize Retard.

Topic Makes me shake my head...
Posted 06 Nov 2013 23:16



/face palm

http://upload.lushstories.com/1919004997-tumblr_m9plgvcZyV1ra0ooeo1_400.gif



And here you are managing to outdo them. Congrats.

Topic Guitar Lovers
Posted 06 Nov 2013 22:48

I'm partial to banjos. This would be my dream instrument. This is a $30,000 dollar fucking banjo. (Deering Gabriella 5-String)

http://s4d83db8773873.img.gostorego.com/809E82/cdn/media/s4d83db8773873/catalog/product/g/a/gab-5_800-120_1.jpg

http://s4d83db8773873.img.gostorego.com/809E82/cdn/media/s4d83db8773873/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/g/a/gabriella_back.jpg

http://s4d83db8773873.img.gostorego.com/809E82/cdn/media/s4d83db8773873/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/g/a/gabriella_resonator.jpg

http://s4d83db8773873.img.gostorego.com/809E82/cdn/media/s4d83db8773873/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/g/a/gabriella-inlays.jpg

http://s4d83db8773873.img.gostorego.com/809E82/cdn/media/s4d83db8773873/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/g/a/gabriella_heel-carving-profile.jpg

Topic Have you ever been licked to orgasm?
Posted 06 Nov 2013 21:36

No... I have a wang, not a vag.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 06 Nov 2013 21:25

http://upload.lushstories.com/1069291879-tumblr_mi6ji9lzoN1qdlh1io1_500.gif