Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 03 May 2013 10:15

I never said anyone wanted to ban them, people were comparing guns (of unspecified type) to bombs so I was pointing out what I see the difference as.

Fair enough.

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 03 May 2013 10:09

I'm not talking about high powered rifles, I meant handguns used for personal defense, or shotguns. But whatever floats your boat. .. or sinks it.

But no one in the power to do so has talked about banning those.

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 03 May 2013 10:04

To me, it's about control when it comes to comparing guns and bombs. You can control (to a certain extent) who is harmed by a gun, but with a bomb, there's more room for error, and they're a bit more destructive.

For example, if someone's about to attack you, you can shoot them in the leg, if you use a bomb, you're likely to blow up both them and yourself, not to mention anyone who's standing too close

But what if I want to use it for fishing? Just like a high powered rifle isn't the best for home defense, bombs wouldn't be for self defense. Or what if I just have a bomb hobby like target shooters do so and I just want to blow shit up in a safe controlled environment? What if the US turns tyrannical? I'd rather have bombs.

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 03 May 2013 09:56

Anyone else notice the correlation between gun lovers and an inability to use grammar and spelling correctly? Just wondering.

Topic cuddling
Posted 03 May 2013 09:52

Check out this vampire.

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 03 May 2013 09:18

This can't be a serious just can't be.

The scary part is, that it is serious. confused1

Pretty much the reason people don't use landmines for protection because it's illegal and there's no way you can get a hold of them(unless you have connections with dodgy arms dealers). I bet that if you put a sign in your frontyard that said "ACTHUNG! MINEN!" then you'd have bomb squad on your door rather quickly.

So are you ok with making small scale home made bombs as long as it's for my own protection? Is there really a difference between bombs and guns?

Funny how they don't answer the question right?

lol, your kidding right? Last time I checked, people don't set landmines in their front yard for protection or go hunting with frag grenades. they do, however, use guns for both.

I am not kidding.

If guns don't kill people and people kill people... Bombs (or any other banned weapon) do not kill people either, people kill people. This is the most common defense of guns. So why are bombs illegal and not something like an assault rifle? Neither of which kill people unless a person uses them. Why must my rights be stomped on!

Topic trust after affairs
Posted 03 May 2013 08:33

At what point does this become thread Jacking Jack?

When I post things and you respond with nothing to do with the subject.. Why do you think they named it after me?

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 May 2013 08:17

A sea of waves,
We hug the same plank
Just as I had rehearsed it over in my brain
(I saw your end)

If the waves suck you in, and you drown

If like you should sink down beneath
I'll swim down. Would you? Would You?

You hang anchors over my neck
I liked it at first
But the more you you laughed, the crazier I came

And the waves suck you in, and you drown

If like you should sink down beneath
I'll swim way swim down. Would you?

Is that what you want?
Is that what you want?


If like you should sink down beneath, I'll swim down,
Would you?

Is that what you want?
With you
Is this what you want?
With you, you


Topic trust after affairs
Posted 02 May 2013 20:27

the reason I used to like you is because you used to remind me of myself when I was just a a kid.

I've read you wife swapping, ass fucking stories. Your a sick little punk, in your fantasy world.

Come out and judge me you little bitch.

You asked for my opinion. my opinion is: your a sore little punk, that can't really stand to hear the truth.
You apparently have never had true love. Therefor you'll never understand.

Felix, do you even understand what a person that assumes is?
It's a person just like you. You assumed from what I said, that I was a cheater.

Assuming is like telling a lie.
Pretty close to what we are talking about here. At least; pretty similar.

You assumed I cheated on my wife by what I said.
Hence, you called me a Stud, that likes to fuck sheep, and lord knows what else.
Other Words, your assumption was stated by you MajicalFelix, in front of over 2,500 members that may or may not believe you.
you tried your best to hurt me.
It's the same thing as lying.

You said: I despise liars.

Hows that for an opinion?

You're either really stupid or really funny. I think it's the former... You make assumptions based on my erotic fiction then go on to say why assumptions are bad? What?

Judging by your lack of an ability to spell correctly, even though English is your first language, and also your inability to have noncontradictory thoughts I am going to assume you are a slow adult. I mean, you literally do all the things you are saying I do.

So you think the kids out there should give cheaters a chance. Good for you. Great advice. I am telling the kids not to listen to suckers like you. I think that is better advice.

Try not to hurt yourself when you go kick some shit.

Edit: I saw how you added a few things about feeding me to sharks? Are you telling someone over the internet you would kick their ass? haha..

Topic pissing during sex
Posted 02 May 2013 19:04

Well, because in the last year of the previous century, Youtube had yet to be designed or actually set up?

Fuck if I know. If I did know, it'd have been me scoring half a billion from Google a few years ago.

.....I meant why are you watching monkey piss fetish vids?

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 02 May 2013 17:01

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 02 May 2013 17:01

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 02 May 2013 17:00

Aaron Nagel

Topic Tit Fucking
Posted 02 May 2013 16:50

Titties are for sucking and playing with not for fucking in my opinion. It's just sorta awkward and not all that stimulating really.

Topic pissing during sex
Posted 02 May 2013 16:33

Now that might be freaking kinky! I saw a video long ago -- before youtube of a monkey doing that.


Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 02 May 2013 15:16

Not that he can't speak for himself-

He actually can't.. I mean he is given the opportunity to speak and he said that someone being shot is survival of the fittest. He has also said that guns are equalizers for the weak. LOL

Topic These US gun control / law debates are pointless, here's my opinion why
Posted 01 May 2013 19:21

The rest of the world laughs at us? When did this happen? And on what do you base this accusation? Something factual, I hope...

Something about you tells me that you would not be able to tell who is laughing at you... Just a hunch...


Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 01 May 2013 19:05

Yes. A lot of women where I am around, love the fact they can have a pink gun. I don't know why, but hey, everybody has the right to like what they want. lol

All the women gun owners I know would think wielding a pink rifle meant for girls was fucking stupid.

It doesn't surprise me that the target market for this is sexist in that if girls need a gun, it must be pink. Look at the pictures.. All the boys have wood stocks and the girls have pink ones. What an embarrassment.

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 01 May 2013 18:53

When I was 5 I had my own gun. A 20 gauge single-shot shotgun, a lot of kids in the small town we lived in learned shooting at that age. We learned what guns are and what they are capable of, how to properly handle one, and to respect them. We would go to the range on Saturdays, I learned to always keep unloaded when not being used, never to point it at a person regardless of a situation, if it called for that type of action, our parents would take care of it. We never had these types of accidents in these situations, our town hasn't had a person shot, since its inception. When we got home, we cleaned the guns, and locked them up. We were not to touch them, if we were not at the range, or in the woods. Yes, if they are targeting kids, yes it would get under my skin, just like I was when they introduced the flavored chewing tobacco and cigarettes, we as parents cracked down on it and they stopped making them. The thing about guns that are attracting kids, they are also attracting females . So do we really know, if the target group is kids, or females. Of course it you ask them they will lie about it. There comes the responsibility of the parents that buy the guns for kids, to teach them to handle properly, with care, and respect. The guns should be locked up when not in use, and in a way a kid wont be able to obtain it. That is parent responsibility, to take the measures to prevent a kids curiosity from getting the better of them and putting them in a unnecessary risking of life.

So because they are pink they are attracting women? laughing8

Topic Clone yourself then fuck yourself
Posted 01 May 2013 17:57

You wanna fuck me? I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard.

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 01 May 2013 17:42

I wouldn't do that with my kids, but if you want to do that with your kids, fuckit. They're your kids. As long as you're willing to take responsibility when things go tragically wrong, why the fuck should I care what happens to your kids? I think of it as evolution in action. Put another way, "Darwin wins again."

What a fucking asshole...

You think gun victims should win a darwin award? This makes me think you have a fundamental misunderstanding about darwin's theory of survival of the fittest... Holy shit. This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever read. I hope you have your drool cup fastened properly as to not get any your shirt. Sorry, chest.

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 01 May 2013 16:58

I don't read Magic Jack's posts. As soon as I see his idiotic avatar, I just scroll down.

I told you he wouldn't be able to muster up the brain power to answer the question. He might as well admit I am right and he's too stupid to even defend himself.

It would be good for someone else to just copy and paste my question and ask him since he put up his well developed blinders that he uses when cornered by logic. Then he will have no excuse to not answer.

Topic These US gun control / law debates are pointless, here's my opinion why
Posted 01 May 2013 16:43

so would all the pro gun people here have an issue with this? you can buy anything you want, no limits, we disband our armed forces and, anyone who owns a gun, when we get into a conflict such as iraq or afghanistan will be enlisted and sent over seas to fight? i mean, that's what the founding fathers wanted, you know! glad to see Mr Nudie pants has come over to my way of seeing things :)

Are you fucking kidding me... Nudiepants, by his own admission, never misses a shot. You think Chuck Norris is a badass? This fucking nudiepants would pull a gun out of his ass and blow turbans off of motherfuckers left and right if they don't surrender. I'm all for it. Time that America pulls out it's secret weapon.

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 01 May 2013 16:30

Allowing a 5-year-old to have unsupervised access to a firearm is worse than indefensible - it should be a criminal act. In most states it is. But it's still not a "gun" problem - it's a people problem - a parenting problem. Don't blame me because a toddler got killed. Don't blame "gun lovers" - we had nothing to do with it. Blame the parents.

If guns don't kill people and it's people that kill people like you blow hard all the time... Then Why are bombs illegal? Why does the US and the world not allow certain countries to have atomic weapons? It's not like the bombs get up and walk all on their own and then blow themselves up... A person has to do it. Why is there a double standard nudie? I mean if the terrorists that bombed the Boston marathon had AR-15s instead of bombs they might have killed more people than with a bomb... Why is it that bombs are illegal then? If it's not the weapon we need to focus on but the people like you say why are other weapons that kill a lot of people banned?

I don't expect you to be able to muster up the brain power to answer by the way.

Topic Is squirting gross or hot?
Posted 01 May 2013 10:44

Depends on which hole it comes out of, to be honest.

Topic Do you ever wish you had a cock?
Posted 01 May 2013 10:39

No my brain is happy where it is thanks

Two brains are better than one though.

Topic pale girls?
Posted 01 May 2013 09:04

Paler skin means pinker assholes :)

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 01 May 2013 09:01

Topic Your most embarrassing sexual moment?
Posted 30 Apr 2013 23:07

One time I was fucking this chick like I loved her.. LOL

Topic What music do you have sex/make love to?
Posted 30 Apr 2013 22:44

My girlfriend likes to have sex while the song "On & On" by Erykah Badu is playing softly in the background.

How gay lol