Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic For you that voted for Obama...
Posted 25 Apr 2014 08:52

Did I miss anything?

Saxophone playing beatnik pothead.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 24 Apr 2014 21:00


Topic Men's Watches
Posted 24 Apr 2014 20:47

Dammit, I just Googled these watches and they cost around $5,000. Yours definitely look good, but I really don't understand the need to pay such a high price just for a watch.

Shit, does it give the time in the Orion Nebula or what!?

You get a cool hat and keychain too.

Next time you are at a fine watch dealership, go check out the used ones. The used watches are more expensive than the new ones with most high end brands. So, connect the dots.

Topic Guys, have you ever paid a woman for sex?
Posted 24 Apr 2014 19:51

I got some money burning a hole in my pocket right now. Hit me up if you live in California.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 24 Apr 2014 17:04

Topic Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.
Posted 24 Apr 2014 17:01

I don't understand why you have to act like such a jerk, 24/7.


Are you saying you think I'm a jerk all the time!?

Topic going from online to Real life
Posted 23 Apr 2014 23:41

Atm she's still in Greece and I am in the states.

She will be coming her for school and that's when I hope to move in with thete.

It's been a year since you first started this thread though... I mean you better light a fire under your mistress's ass already. Have you ever met in person? I would imagine that you should do that before talking about moving in and all that... Have you even video chatted to make sure she isn't full of shit about who she is? Have you even talked on the phone?

Topic do you like to brush or comb a woman's hair?
Posted 23 Apr 2014 22:55

Yeah I'll cum on a woman's hair. Not on purpose though, I'm not an animal.

Topic How to tie a necktie.
Posted 23 Apr 2014 22:43

Too many grown ass men don't know how to do this. These step by step instructions are pretty simple to follow.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 23 Apr 2014 22:14

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 23 Apr 2014 20:36

I'm reduced to posting spoilers to get attention

Remember on page three of this thread where I posted a HUGE fish hook then posted that suspention badge again - to pull your cord - and even though you saw the HUGE fish hook you still bit? And you posted a bunch of stuff embarrassing yourself once again? That was so funny dude. You're funny jeff.

I was like...

Posted 23 Apr 2014 20:15

What's your favorite scene - or are you simply here to toss slurs and taunt people - and derail another thread with your general cheer and good nature?

Don't be a cry baby.

I like the scenes where doofuses think they are smarter than Tyrion then he proves otherwise and they get pouty and upset.

Posted 23 Apr 2014 19:45

Anyone who has read the book knows Joffrey dies. Anyone who hasn't read the book but has seen the episode knows he dies as well.

Those who haven't read the book nor seen the scene - those people are pretty sure he's going to die, but unless those people don't click my youtube link - they don't know if Joffrey died while either tossing your salad or if an alien burst out of his chest.

All that excrement on his face doesn't really give much of a clue either.

Following along clearly, yet?

Then why did you mention spoiler to begin with?

Plus it says DEATH in the name of the video. People who click this thread not knowing what game of thrones is will now know a major character that is around for three whole seasons dies but not until season 4 episode 2 so you kill the suspense for them.

What a dumb shit you are.

Topic Men's Watches
Posted 23 Apr 2014 19:39

This is my favorite watch I own. It's a Breitling. The band is black croc. It looks good with anything I'm wearing when I want to dress up a bit.

Breitlings really are beautiful in person.

Posted 23 Apr 2014 17:31

--Spoiler-- Season 4 / Episode 2 The Lion & The Rose

It doesn't matter if you put --spoiler-- all tiny in your post if the preview pic on the video is Joffrey's dead face you massive doofus.

Topic Did your life turn out as expected?
Posted 22 Apr 2014 14:28

No way.
As a teen I was promiscuous and many believed headed for a depreved life. I was saved by a teacher (at a boarding school) who began a lesbian existance with me. Its a long story but I survived a much better person in society but with the insatiable desire to enjoy a bi-sexual relationship - and I do. I now have a very good job and 5 wonderful friends with whom we share the benefits of a very satisfying association.

Topic Which is better, once and for all!
Posted 22 Apr 2014 13:54

I voted for the skinny blonde who hates dogs, because this poll is so stupid and prescripted.

Just because I said the skinny girl is mean and hates dogs you assume she's blonde? Racist.

Topic I want a hamburger now.
Posted 22 Apr 2014 13:35

It's because they originated in Hamburg, where I spent much of my youth, making meat helmets. The summers I spent in Rangoon, though. But the details of my life are quite inconsequential...

You would make outrageous claims like, you invented the question mark. Sometimes you would accuse chestnuts of being lazy

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 22 Apr 2014 13:23

The author hasn't replied, so (FElix or anyone) tell us how you met your BDSM partners?

She was a young nineteen year old country girl. I found her on a bus stop two days outta Georgia, barefoot, country as a chicken coop. I took her to my place in Compton, told her it was Hollywood.

Topic Wanting your views on why you think men cheat
Posted 21 Apr 2014 21:53

Pussy is neato.

Topic Have you ever been hit on at work by a client, patient etc.?
Posted 21 Apr 2014 21:39

My clients actually want to hit me when they see their invoices.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 21 Apr 2014 21:35


Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 21 Apr 2014 15:38

The first post about the OP post being very romantic - coming from someone I see is generally 'sarcastic' - and people may or may not know, plus when said being sarcastic IS the same thing the poster said I did! They called it "Kink-shame" to be funny -which is what THEY did & have done or so it seems, lol~because it is funny to "them"? or funnier to post it when someone does not get it is meant to be a bash or sarasctic. (?) Okay. (?) Whatever floats someone's else's 'whatever.' lol

Serious? I am not sure who is taking this person serious~ but no we are not. Personally I do not not like to see people made fun of... (especially when they may not understand it is an attack or may not say anything back. I do not like seeing it "allowed." -honestly) not different people and not repeatedly on a website. That is as bad of taste as the hospital post. Whether someone says anything or not. That just makes one person's opinion or desire make things no fun. I do not think it is my place to take it serious. It's not like I believe... but I think it is is too bad.

It's over. 'And I am wondering if the author of this thread will reply to what this thread is to be for others?

Thank you Haineko. I know. I would not have said anything originally in things except for the hospital thing because it pertained to an ICU. No prob here or whatever. I know why people do that. I really do not take these things as it might seem, or the people who do like that. (And EVERYONE makes typos.) Thanks again.

What is up with the duck with the dirty beak? I had to laugh... had to. *shakes head

What is up with this thread being bumped? lol Whoops.

Okay ~ one more time... "About" the Mistress? What is up with that?...

First you bash the original poster's private investigator kink, and now you're bashing the sarcasm kink for no reason. Does your kink shaming have no end?

And that was a goddamn laughing goose by the way. Not a duck. You have a problem with geese now too?

Topic Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.
Posted 21 Apr 2014 10:45

I don't understand this either.

I was expecting to read at least a 10,000 word post from you here.

Topic Wedding Outfits
Posted 21 Apr 2014 10:23

Please say which of these is a garter choose from (1, 2, 3, 4, 5 or 6)
1. Also called, British, sock suspender, suspender, is an article of clothing for holding up a stocking or sock, usually an elastic band around the leg or an elastic strap hanging from a girdle or other undergarment.
2. It is a similar band worn to hold up a shirt sleeve.
3. It’s a leather strap for passing through a loop at the back of a boot and buckling around the leg to keep the boot from slipping.
4. The badge of the Order of the Garter.
5. Membership in the Order.
6. To fasten with a garter.

I'm gonna have to choose what's behind door number 1 , Marcos.

Topic Who'd like an OFFICE SEX category?
Posted 21 Apr 2014 10:15

But there are several categories, e.g. College Sex, Humour, Taboo, that do not refer to a particular sex act.

Damn, I didn't even know college sex was a category... Taboo and humor are not quite akin to office sex though. They aren't settings. I'll make an analogy to movies. When you go to buy a movie there is a comedy (humor) section but there isn't an office comedy section. There is a horror section but there isn't a cabin by a lake horror section. I see taboo and and humor more similar to that. College sex not so much, I guess if there is a college sex section then you might as well make an office sex section too.

Topic Who'd like an OFFICE SEX category?
Posted 21 Apr 2014 10:04

Office sex should be a tag in a story, not the category. Just like outdoor sex is. The category should be chosen according to the sex act. Like, if it's several people having sex in an office then the category should be group sex and tagged office sex.

Topic Do you prefer food to involved in porn?
Posted 21 Apr 2014 09:26

Coconut or olive oil for you know.. But other than that, no.

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 20 Apr 2014 22:46

You 2 are taking Felix way to seriously.

He does this kind of thing to anyone he can get a rise out of. Don't let him get to you.

Excuse you, it's Master Felix. And please learn the difference between to and too before typing. It's a writing site for fuck's sake.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 20 Apr 2014 22:33