Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 17 May 2012 09:32

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 17 May 2012 09:31

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 17 May 2012 09:30

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 17 May 2012 09:30

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 17 May 2012 09:28

Topic What do you do to stay fit?
Posted 17 May 2012 09:22

I have two large monitors attached to my computer. On the main screen I surf the internet (mostly Lush).

On the secondary monitor I kick off TheKMPlayer and load in eleven 1 hour P90X videos...then I adjust the volume output to a reasonably low level and listen to/watch a 48 year old gym rat lead two or three other ripped human beings through intense physical exercises.

After all this cruising the net and watching P90X vids all day I then need to go take a huge dump. I lost two pounds around my middle, last week...with this technique, after my dump that is.

I fixed it for you 3601

Topic Sexy food
Posted 17 May 2012 09:19

Dancing Doll's are all great. I'll add some though...

-Chocolate. Especially soft spreadable stuff like Nutella or chocolate syrup.
-Fruit. I like fruit because of the tart sweetness, kinda like sex. Juicy peaches are fun.
-Baily's Irish creme, rompope or any other kind of thick Liqueur that will stick to the body for licking off.
-Ice in her in her mouth during blowjobs. Or in your mouth for oral with her if she likes that.

Topic a girl has a problem!
Posted 17 May 2012 09:08

i like it really fast and dont like sex to last too long as i cum myself in 30 seconds, so i enjoy frantic quickies! anyone have any advice for a girl like me? or share the same opinion...;)

You need to find an extremely horny guy who's dick might explode as soon it touches a vagina. These men are usually extremely grateful you tossed a little pink their way. You need to find a guy that will act like you gave thme a glass of water after they have been wondering around a desert. Like this man.

That or virginal teenagers or something.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 16 May 2012 15:56

Topic Woman claims she can't get a job because she is overweight.
Posted 16 May 2012 15:54

if she doesnt think she can get a job cus shes fat.. then she should lose the weight.

Holy shit...

Topic Phone sex
Posted 16 May 2012 15:41

You guys are lucky. The girl I have phone sex with has trouble pronouncing words and regulating her breathing. It's part of the allure though...I suppose.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 16 May 2012 15:39

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 16 May 2012 15:38

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 16 May 2012 15:34

Topic 5 seniors suspended and janitor fired for senior prank with Post-It Notes? WTF
Posted 16 May 2012 10:33

post it notes are a gate way drug, obviously.

Dude... Fuck dollar bills, shit is gross as hell... But straws made out of post it's are the shit... Easily adjustable size of the opening... Disposable, clean. My 2 cents

Topic factory farms
Posted 16 May 2012 10:30

Well, I don't want anyone killed or anything. But companies like Monsanto are on record for their acts of corporate sociopathy. It's not just propaganda.

Fuck'em. I wish them bankruptcy and whatever can cause it.

Monsanto. Did you know that you can buy seeds from them, plant them, spend all the time and money growing your crops BUT you can't use the seeds from your crops because Monsanto owns those. Have you ever heard of such a thing? That's like buying a couple dogs from a breeder and if they mate and have a puppy then the puppy belongs to the breeder, or you can pay the breeder for the puppy even though the breeder didn't do shit.

Topic 13yr old boy kicked off girls field hockey team for being too good
Posted 16 May 2012 10:15

I agree, when it is scholastic or amateur sports, boys should play on boys teams and girls play on girls teams. When I was 12, I wanted to play on a boys baseball team but they wouldnt let me even though I was as good as the boys were. I was pissed but I eventually understood why and I soon found things I liked doing more anyhow, LOL!

But the problem here is that the school allowed him to play. Now they say he is too good so he cant play? That is wrong. You cant change mid-stream. They made a mistake and now they have to deal with it. If they dont let him play, they are opening themselves up for a serious suit against them.

Also someone mentioned something about a woman becoming a Navy Seal. Well why not? But only if the physical requirements are met and not reduced because of gender. Women should be allowed to hold any of the traditional male positions as long as they are fully capable of doing it.

On another note, this kid must take a lot of shit from the other boys in the school!

That's a great point Nikki. I failed to think about that. If they did let him play than it really is the school's fault. They should have limited his playing time or something. But kicking him off AFTER they let him play does raise a few questions about the way the school handled it. I still believe that sport should be girls vs girls, boys vs boys, horse vs horse. Maybe the best thing would have been to greatly reduce his playing time and remind him that they are making an exception to the rule and he should feel privileged even though he can only play a few minutes. Then after he's off the team close it to boys.

Topic Is this what it'll take to be No. 1 in the future?
Posted 16 May 2012 10:10

This reminded me of an epidemic in North Korea (I think it was NK). Teens are going to school 8 hours a day and then they go to these study groups that are lead by teachers in a classroom environment to do more work and learn more shit. These study groups sometimes go 4 hours and longer cause the kids want to learn more. The cops bust up the groups and they need to find new places to meet. Instead of smoking weed behind the gym and running from cops these kids are cramming and running from cops. It's crazy. I guess the reason they are busted up is because the kids are addicted to studying and it's taking a toll on them the same way any other vice can take a toll on your body.

There's video I watched about this somewhere... If I find it I'll post it as a reference.

Topic Another completely unnecessary law.
Posted 16 May 2012 09:54

I can see elitfromnorth's point. It's similar to how I feel if I were defending the law. What makes me want to fucking panic though is the fact that texting and walking is actually hard for some. That's a scary thing, that.

But the reason I don't give a shit about laws like this is because it's just some law that was brainstormed by a group of people to bring more money into the city. If they don't get you with laws like this they will with a different one. Or some other type of fine here or there. In the end a certain amount of money needs to come in from the population. I'm sure the tickets for texting while walking will come in waves when they are fundraising...err I mean taking a bite out of crime.

Topic Girl's wearing wet t-shirts.
Posted 16 May 2012 03:11

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 16 May 2012 00:29

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 16 May 2012 00:27

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 16 May 2012 00:24

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 16 May 2012 00:22

Topic Which super hero would you like to fuck?
Posted 14 May 2012 20:47

I would fuck Superman.

But not for gay reasons or desires. It wouldn't be about getting gay with Superman.

It would be about maybe achieving the hardest feat known in the universe. Fucking Superman. I mean I am sure there is no one in the universe that can claim this or even dare attempt such a thing. You would be famous, beyond famous, legendary. The guy that fucked superman...and superman just took it.

The man who found out if the man of steel had buns of steel as well.

Your name would live in glory throughout the ages.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 14 May 2012 18:22

Heheh, Jack...

Love is definitely in the air for both you and I, I suppose...

Mine was a visual metaphor for what I was feeling. "I'm feeling like a dirty dog and I want me a piece of chicken."

This? This image you posted? That's sheep fucking...and that is just fucking repugnant.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 14 May 2012 17:50

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 14 May 2012 17:42

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 14 May 2012 17:41

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 14 May 2012 14:28