Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Review: Tommy Gunn Penis Extension
Posted 12 May 2014 15:37

When the weekend finally arrived and the girl was on her way, I carefully hid the sleeve inside my bathroom, planning for my big surprise (pun intended). When the girl arrived and we were ready to have sex after some half-naked foreplay, I said enthusiastically:

"Get yourself comfortable, I need to go to the bathroom. I have a surprise for you."

I went to the bathroom, got naked, quickly inserted the sleeve and came out wearing only a towel around my waist, trying desperately to hide that huge thing by pressing it against my stomach. The girl was on my bed, already fully naked.

"So, do you still crave a monster cock? Think you can handle me?", I said as I threw my towel.

The expression on her face really was a thing to witness (lol)

Topic Acoustic Marvels
Posted 12 May 2014 15:00


Topic Story not showing up when logged off
Posted 12 May 2014 13:48


Van Gogh, hit play then read very closely...

The organizing principle of any writing society, Van Gogh, is to be read. The authority of Lush over its writers resides in its readership. And they wanted to end the readership on the second page. They wanted to call off the reader race in favor of cooperation with the Van Gogh haters. They signed a treaty with the haters to vanish your story. They refused to acknowledge this conspiracy on May 11 2014 and they set out to withdraw from negotiations. But all of that ended on the 12th of May, 2014. As early as 10 am, they knew you were destined for more readership in Southeast Asia. Like Caesar, you were surrounded by enemies and something's underway, but it has no face. Yet everybody in the loop knows...

Everything is cellularized. No one has said, 'she must die.' There's been no vote. Nothing's on paper. There's no one to blame. It's as old as the crucifixion. A moderator firing squad: five bullets, one blank. No one's guilty, because everyone in the power structure who knows anything has a plausible deniability. There are no compromising connections except at the most secret point. But what's paramount is that it must succeed. No matter how many of your stories vanish, no matter how much it costs, the perpetrators must be on the winning side and never subject to prosecution for anything by anyone. That is a coup d'├ętat....

They've been doing it all through Lush history. Kings are killed, Mr. Van Gogh. The front page is power, nothing more! Oh, don't take my word for it, don't believe me. Do your own work, your own thinkin'....

I would never actually testify in court. No chance in hell. No, I'd be suspended and gagged, maybe sent to a cyber institution, maybe worse, you too. I can give you the background, but you have to find the foreground, the little things. Keep digging. Remember, you're the only person to bring a trial in the conspiracy to hide your stories off the main page for no less than 8 hours. That's important, it's historic...

You don't have a choice anymore. You've become a significant threat to the national security of the Lush structure. They would have gagged you already but you got a lot of light on you. Instead, they're trying to destroy your credibility. They already have in many circles on this site. Be honest. Your only chance is to come up with a case. Something. Anything. Make arrests. Stir the shit storm. Hope to reach a point of critical mass that'll start a chain reaction of people coming forward. Then the Lush government'll crack. Remember, fundamentally, people are suckers for the truth, and the truth is on your side, Van Gogh. I just hope you get a break.

Topic what happened to JohnC?
Posted 12 May 2014 00:52

I couldn't have said it better myself clown Gotta run Jack, thanks for playing..

Thanks for playing what? Are you saying you realize the character from Brokeback mountain is gay? Yeah I know... That's why I said it. That i s the joke. JohnC can't quit me.

You really are beyond stupid.

Topic what happened to JohnC?
Posted 12 May 2014 00:40

Wasn't the guy you just quoted, gay?

Just quiet down trinket. I'm on a whole other intellectual level than you. You're just wasting my time now.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 12 May 2014 00:36

Imagine all the cat fur you can get from your big assconfused1

I laugh, I laugh!

You win round fox vermin.

Next time you not so lucky, I shoot first and ask the question later.

If any fur left from big head, I make warm fur thong for man back.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 12 May 2014 00:24

Good thing I'm doing my job right thenRegaeman Man

I make entire coat from fox fur just from your big head! I laugh at this!

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 12 May 2014 00:12

My guess: 5'8" 155lbs

Look at gaysexual gypsy with hand out. No lira for you.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 12 May 2014 00:09

All I can say is, Photoshopcomputer

You be quiet fox woman. Fox is pest in my country. I do not go to shop for photos, I have iPhones with picture technologies. I am hip, I am with it.

Topic Blackbox conversations
Posted 12 May 2014 00:03

a particular type of worm I have eating away at my grass.

If that's a euphemism for something... I'm seriously gonna vomit.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 11 May 2014 23:55

Topic Blackbox conversations
Posted 11 May 2014 23:39

Not saving them all Jack, Why would my conversations with people be creepy? I think the creepiness is all in your

I think creeps don't realize they are creepy.

I didn't even think people saved conversations... Carry on trinket.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 11 May 2014 23:36

Ummmmmm got it in one about the spices of life makes the world go round, we all need to just relax and realise that we can choose if we participate or miss out.

But i have no idea what your talking about a goat for??? I only hope your not trying to carry a synonyms between a very annoying animal and the graceful creatures of women.

Goat and women both very unpredictable. Shit will happen when too many giggles as you say.

I have very low tolerance for talking down of goat. They have much grace. Put woman on mountain, put goat on mountain, then you tell to me which has more grace!

Topic Blackbox conversations
Posted 11 May 2014 23:30

Why are you saving all your conversations....... So creepy.

Topic what happened to JohnC?
Posted 11 May 2014 23:27

Define "quit".

It's from Brokeback Mountain, you dunce.

Topic The slut shaming of Monica Lewinksy continues
Posted 09 May 2014 14:11

If you'd read the article I linked, you'd know IT isn't about shaming her. It's about other writers and their articles/columns that shamed Monica. So yes, there are reporters that do that.

That's the same thing. It's you and the reporters that wrote this article's interpretation. It's their opinion on what the original article about her clothes was. The original reporter didn't call the article, Let's slut shame monica , and that person will defend themselves just like you are now. It doesn't matter what they meant. It's what they said which was slut shaming for the purpose of bringing attention to the Clintons no matter what the original writer claims.

Saying what you meant is what you meant no matter what you actually said is odd since you are offended by the slut shaming that the original reporter will claim they weren't doing.

That is why I believe there is a bone in your brain.

The stories out there are not about her being a victim, they are about the way she looks and the way she dresses. Many of the stories aren't sympathizing with her, but are attacking her and basically saying she gets what she deserved. I'm not a columnist either. Outside of Lush's little corner of the internet, no one is going to read my opinion on the matter. Stories are put out there to make her look bad, nothing more.

What is wrong, is people like you still reading and spreading this shit. If people ignored it... Then they wouldn't write articles about it. By you being so interested in it, it's you that is adding to the slut shaming of her. The more attention that is brought to it the more you are casting a vote saying you want to read more articles about her.

Saying that these stories about her have nothing to do with politics also makes me think the bone in your brain is larger than I first suspected.

Topic The slut shaming of Monica Lewinksy continues
Posted 09 May 2014 13:37

If I emphasized the blowjob, it was not in a humorous or derogatory way. I emphasized that it was NOT about the blowjob. I'm not claiming anything, that's what I did. That's what I said, that was my intention. It's the truth about my thought process. It isn't a claim that needs to be proven right or wrong. I know what I meant, you are only assuming you know what I meant. You read it one way, I told you I didn't mean it that way. There is no debate, the way I meant it is the way I meant it.

The person that wrote the article surely didn't mean for it to be a slut shaming piece. What reporter would do that? That is how you took it though right? Because that is the way it comes off. Same thing.

I'm starting to believe there is a bone in your brain.

Good, you agree it's wrong. Next time, just say that in your first post and we won't have to go through all this back and forth.

It being wrong is a given, obvious, clear to anyone... If I'm talking about fire, I don't need to reiterate that it is hot. Everyone knows that.

Monica isn't a politician. If they want to talk about Pres. Clinton.. go for it. But Monica was a victim, even though it was consensual (her words) he still took advantage of her. The above article wasn't about Pres. Clinton or his pants that are too tight in the crotch or his flirty bedroom eyes. It was about Monica, and her too tight dress and come hither looks. The current 2014 attacks and blatant mistreatment of her has nothing to do with politics. It's just about people being assholes. That's my opinion on the matter.

See how you said Clinton took advantage of her and that she is a victim. That is why stories about her are put out. For that reason. So people never forget. Especially with a Clinton possibly running in the next election. Because her name is synonymous with Bill Clinton fucking up. Thats the way political mud slinging works.

It's just about people being assholes. That's my opinion on the matter.

Well, how profound. You wanted to start a thread to say people are assholes. Well, you really hit lush with some knowledge.

Topic The slut shaming of Monica Lewinksy continues
Posted 09 May 2014 13:01

If someone chuckles, that's on them. If I said it out loud to them, it would be clear I wasn't making a joke. You can either believe me or not believe me, but my intentions were not meant to be humorous.

It doesn't matter if I believe you or not or you saying something you said wasn't what it was. You emphasized the blow job even when you were trying to act like you were above it. It's hypocritical and you are doing the exact same thing you are saying is so wrong. It doesn't matter if now you claim you didn't.

I don't care why they're talking about her blouse, it's still wrong. I don't care who is talking about her blouse, it's still wrong.

Of course it's wrong... duh.

That's like starting a thread about anything - obviously wrong - and just saying it's wrong... duh.

Is it politics? I'm not sure.

When someone blows the president and people make a big deal about it... It's about politics and having ammunition against a politician now... If she had blown her neighbor... Political news channels and newspapers wouldn't care... The president is a politician you know. He was a good one too so of course if he slips up and farts in church one sunday it will be twisted up in such a way that by the time you are done reading the report on said fart in church he would have been painted as being a devil worshipping heathen.

Of course it's wrong, any idiot can tell you that. But that's politics.

Topic Who is the one Celeb that instantly turns you on everytime you see her?
Posted 09 May 2014 12:33

Hey, a woman who can cook dinner, redecorate the kitchen, and lay a new floor in the rec room all at the same time? Just think what she's capable of in the sack. laughing6


Topic The slut shaming of Monica Lewinksy continues
Posted 09 May 2014 12:27


And I love your Avatar.

The one where you're drawing a life sized picture of your ass in the sand.

xx Steph



Topic The slut shaming of Monica Lewinksy continues
Posted 09 May 2014 12:26

I did no such thing, I didn't make a joke. I said I'd hire her for her education and talents, by saying not THOSE talents, I was being clear that I was NOT making light of her reputation and NOT being a perv about it. Not those talents was added to the sentence to hopefully stop anyone from taking a sexual slant on it.

Nor was I being righteous about hiring her. This isn't about me.

Lol, you did a lil bit lafayette. You did the same thing. Say the sentence out loud to someone with emphasis on the THOSE talents and it would illicit a chuckle. You did the same thing.

I'm not talking about Fox news, not talking about what happened back then. I'm talking about those that are shaming her for wearing a "tight across the chest" dress. "Come hither looks". You're right, it did get blown out of proportion. No argument there. But Monica shouldn't have to bear a lifetime of being ostracized for it.

Should and what's right has nothing to do with politics... I'm telling you why . What happened back then is the only reason she is being talked about right now... I'm telling you why they say shit like her blouse is too tight. And with Hillary running they will say more and more shit. It's about politics.

You acting righteous about. "It shouldn't be this way! cussing" just a nothing . It's a nothing, Lafayette.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 09 May 2014 12:11

Such a strange forum but very entertaining indeed.

You make excellent addition to harem i believe. We laugh, we shit, together. Like goat, with women also shit happen. This is like saying, spices of life make the world go around.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 09 May 2014 12:09

Hey, even old women like a nice ass!

It's good to be with the times, does this mean you are older too?

There is no matter if my age old. I only accept fertile young girl.

Topic Who is the one Celeb that instantly turns you on everytime you see her?
Posted 09 May 2014 12:01


Martha is nice and thick! Plus she makes a mean eggs benny. That's a good thing.

Topic Homeless Lottery Winner (Fake Ticket)
Posted 09 May 2014 11:57

In the follow up video, the guy who set up everything for him said that the remaining money is in a joint account that's being monitored by him so he can make the right decisions with it.

And also when they went to pick him up to bring him to the house, he told them that he had a job. I'm not sure what kind of job it was though. If I had to guess, I'd say it was probably from someone who got wind of this story and wanted to give him a shot.

I'd really like to see an update a year from now (the video of him getting a house was posted two days ago) and see that he's doing well.

I saw the joint account thing but you know 22,000 can be gone through quickly on normal bills and rent after the year. I missed where they said he had a job lined up. That's awesome and makes the story even better.

Topic The slut shaming of Monica Lewinksy continues
Posted 09 May 2014 11:43

If I owned a big business that suited her education and talents (not THOSE talents) I'd hire her just to piss off her detractors.

Didn't you just kinda do the same thing... You just made a joke about what made her infamous when you were trying to be all righteous about hiring her...

The reason this got so blown out of proportion was because it was Bill Clinton and he was a well liked democratic president so of course fox news which was basically the anti-clinton channel acted like bill clinton was this raging hard on taking advantage of women which makes him untrustworthy about everything else. That was their fair and balanced spin on the thing... They wanted him impeached over it. It wasn't really about the blowjob or Monica or anything. It was about making a democratic president look bad and hopefully ruining the chances of a democrat winning the next election.

With the very likely possibility of Hillary entering the presidential race expect to see more and more of Monica and that story again. The republicans will use it to bring Hillary's backbone and character into question.

Topic Who is the one Celeb that instantly turns you on everytime you see her?
Posted 09 May 2014 11:20

Topic Homeless Lottery Winner (Fake Ticket)
Posted 09 May 2014 11:11

I was about to get really pissed because it said (fake ticket) in the description. Like I thought they were gonna take the money away and Ashton Kutcher was gonna pop out and be like "oooooh you got punked homeless guy!". And I was hoping the homeless guy was gonna kick their asses.

But... This was really cool. I hope that guy is able to readjust and get his life right and find a job so he doesn't burn through the remaining 22,000. What a really worthwhile thing to do for this man.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 08 May 2014 18:06

What about now dog

It works now. Thanks man.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 08 May 2014 15:31

I can't believe this thread came back. Lush keeps surprising me every day. Eh?

lush very surprising. I agree with this. you surprise you keep come back to wonder at my perfect hhrram. maybe you move into proper bedroom instead of live in tiny closet. I laugh at this!