Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic teen or milf
Posted 26 May 2015 17:00

god this tickled me! laughing3 how about a taco bell loving milf?

Sure, you let me tickle your taco and I'll buy you a couple chalupas. If you were good, I'd let you upgrade to the steak ones.

Topic which actor would you date????
Posted 26 May 2015 16:59

I wouldn't mind sniffing up Charlize Theron's fury road whenever I want.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 26 May 2015 16:46

I do love the idea that it proves time travel. I guess the scenario is something like this. A vintage car enthusiast in the far future is having trouble sourcing a spark plug for her Rolls Royce Silver Ghost. Apparently the technology at the time isn't up to the task so they're forced to avail themselves of the new time travel machine to pop back and pick one up. After successfully buying one with money from a coin collector in clothes borrowed from a clothes collector she accidentally sets the time for -500,000 years rather than plus 500 years (an easy mistake with the non intuitive design of the first - and only - time travel machine), where she accidentally drops the spark plug out the window in her haste to reset the time and escape the saber tooth cat bearing down on her. Unbeknownst, she had bought the spark plug from a distant ancestor, thereby delaying him from meeting his future wife, meaning that the vintage car enthusiast ceased to exist in 2600, creating a time paradox that completely enveloped the earth destroying all life along with any chance of future time travel and perhaps a few more artefacts, or even future people in sexy silver neuvo-lycra to appear back in our time.

I like that. Have her fuck a caveman who saved her from the sabretooth tiger further making her late and post that here. If you want more of a challenge, make it flash erotica.

Topic The Not So Secret Diary Of A Manic Depressive
Posted 26 May 2015 16:36

I DON'T GET any of those Old Testament books...

xx SF

(She'll get it...)

Nicola: "I get it... BRAVE of YOU to mention THE BIBLE 'round these parts..."


Heard from some silly filly that the 4 inches was you measuring from the b-hole. That's not true is it?

Topic The Not So Secret Diary Of A Manic Depressive
Posted 26 May 2015 16:35

And I just thought you'd gone to the same SCHOOL as Weavindreams Embarassed

Hope you feel better soon!

YOU take that BACK!

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 26 May 2015 13:22

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I'm still waiting for someone to explain the spark plug found INSIDE of rock that requires millions of years to form. OR, the Baghavadgida. But, if you folks want to believe that bronze people built a structure at Giza that modern masonry engineers have stated COULD NOT BE built using modern quarrying techniques and modern transport within the time frame they were supposed to have done so...fine by me. Believe what you please.

The Coso artifact (I looked it up and found what you are talking about since you're too stupid to do so) is a hoax at worst or really bad archeology at best. It was only ever examined by a couple of people and conveniently no one knows where it is now so it can't even be properly examined.

Even if it was real, it would build more of a case for time travel than aliens anyway. Your mothership broke down when it dropped you off and left behind the same type of spark plug used in a Model T before flying back to Uranus? What...

Link to the site that this quote is from complete with pictures

The 1920’s era Spark Plug that got confused for a Geode. Which if you know anything about how metal corrodes, debunks this entirely. It also takes all the fun out of writing a big’ol blog post about this, so let’s start at the beginning shall we?

In February of 1961, Wallace Lane, Virginia Maxey and Mike Mikesell, who were looking for minerals to sell in their shop in Olancha, California discovered a specimen that looked rather different than their normal fair. The outer layer of the specimen was encrusted with fossil shells and their fragments. In addition to shells, the discoverers noticed two nonmagnetic metallic objects in the crust, resembling a nail and a washer.

The next day, in his workshop at their store, Mike Mikesell claims to have ruined a nearly new diamond saw blade while cutting the specimen in half. Inside Mikesell discovered a perfectly circular section of very hard, white material that appeared to be porcelain. In the center of the porcelain cylinder was a 2-millimeter shaft of bright metal which responded to a magnet. There are the only hard facts we have on the origin of the Artifact. Beyond this, things start to get hazy, and red flags begin to pop up.

We don’t know what all was done to examine the Artifact early on. We know that Virginia Maxey claims that she took the “geode” to a geologist who dated the artifact to be about 500,000 years old. We don’t know who this geologist is, what he did to examine the Artifact, what his real conclusions were, or if he really existed. Whoever he is, I question his expertise, because this is object is obviously not a geode.

Remember the Klerksdorp Spheres that I went over in an earlier post? This is the same kind of thing. Only instead of making a sand candle, this is more like growing salt crystals. Think back to when you were a kid and for a science project you made a supersaturated liquid, added a string, and watched crystals grow.

Ok, never did that one? Go to you kitchen, boil about a cup of water, take a spoon and quickly start adding either salt or sugar, stirring slowly so you don’t over cool the water, until the salt/sugar refuse to dissolve completely anymore. This might take a bit, and it will take a good deal of salt/sugar. Next take a thin fibrous string, soak it in the liquid and then hang it up so that one end is still in the liquid. Now wait, for a while, like a day or better. You’ll notice that crystals start forming on the string as the liquid evaporates, the more you were able to dissolve into the liquid, the bigger your crystals will grow.

Now, this isn’t a perfect analogy, but it is pretty much what happens when you leave ferric (iron) metals in damp ground for long periods of time. The water begins to oxidize the metal, the oxidation acts like glue sticking things too it (like the sand in the sand candle), and the larger the bit of metal, the bigger the concretion will grow. Just like in the example, you need something for the concretions to adhere to, like the string, only here it’s our ferric object which also causes the oxidation.

This is a common occurrence, especially in historic archaeology, where we find nails, hinges, door knobs, handles, files, etc by the bucket full. The first time you see one, you think it’s some kind of rusty potato, but it’s obviously metal of some kind. It’s hard to identify these objects, and you basically learn from experience to tell what they are, when you can. This concretion is also common in underwater archaeology, but underwater archaeologists have sophisticated ways of removing the buildup without damaging the artifact underneath. You can go watch the process in action at the Indianapolis Children’s Museum right now as they clean a cannon recovered from a sunken ship.

Quick recap.

So far we have an unidentified metal and porcelain artifact recovered by some rock-hounds. They don’t know what it is so they take it to a mysterious, unnamed geologist who somehow dates it to being 500,000 years old, despite the oxidation that the geologist should have noticed.

To add to this, the Coso Artifact possesses no characteristics that would classify it as a geode . Geodes consists of a thin outer shell, composed of dense chalcedonic silica, and are filled with a layer of quartz crystals . The Coso Artifact not only has neither of these characteristics, but its outer shell is softer than a Geode . These are glaring differences that a geologist would have noticed.

Identifying the artifact was actually a pretty simple feat and the story about it is rather funny…to me anyway, so instead of typing the whole thing out, I will simply quote form the article, “The Coso Artifact: Mystery From the Depths of Time?” by Pierre Stromberg and Paul Heinrich:

“To help us to learn more about spark-plug technology of a century ago, we enlisted the help of the Spark Plug Collectors of America (SPCA). We sent letters to four different spark plug collectors describing the Coso Artifact, including Calais’s X-rays of the object in question. We expected the SPCA to provide some vague hints or no information at all about the artifact. The actual answers were stunning.

On September 9, 1999, Chad Windham, President of the SPCA, called Pierre Stromberg. Windham initially suspected that Stromberg was a fellow spark plug collector, writing incognito, with the motive of hoaxing him. His fears were compounded by the fact that there is an actual line of spark plugs named “Stromberg”. Though Stromberg repeatedly assured Windham that his intentions were purely for research, he was puzzled why Windham was so suspicious and asked him to explain. Windham replied that it was so obvious to him that the artifact was a contemporary spark plug, the letter had to be a hoax. “I knew what it was the moment I saw the X-rays,” Windham wrote.

Stromberg asked Windham if he could identify the particular make of the spark plug. Windham replied he was certain that it was a 1920s-era Champion spark plug. Later, Windham sent 2 identical spark plugs for comparison. Ten days after Windham’s telephone call, Bill Bond, founder of the SPCA and curator of a private museum of spark plugs containing more than 2000 specimens, called Stromberg. Bond said he thought he knew the identity of the Coso Artifact: “A 1920s Champion spark plug.” Spark plug collectors Mike Healy and Jeff Bartheld (Vice President of the SPCA) also concurred with Bond’s and Windham’s assessment about the spark plug. To date, there has been no dissent among the spark plug collectors as to the identity of the Coso Artifact. “

So, a definitive ID, and no decent among experts on the subject. We know the Coso Artifact wasn’t a Geode and that it is a 1920’s spark plug. Now what?

Now we have to deal with those who ignore facts in order to pursue their own belief. Included in this group of people are, of course, the Ancient Alien folks, who claim that the Artifact is evidence of early contact with aliens who’s space craft apparently broke down and then left spare parts behind. Also in this group are the Young Earth Creationists who seem to think the Artifact somehow proves a young earth…by being dated at 500,000 years old, and ignoring the fact that simple math once again eludes them.

And so there you have it folks, The Coso Artifact aka The 1920’s era Spark Plug that got confused for a Geode. I won’t lie, I was a little disappointed with this one, but hey, they can’t all be winners right?


“The Coso Artifact.” Bad Archaeology. Accessed July 9th 2012.

Stromberg, Pierre

2000. The Coso Artifact : Mystery from the Depths of Time. The Talk Origins Archives. Accessed July 9th 2012.

Stromberg, Pierre and Paul V Heinrich

2004 “The Coso Artifact: Mystery From the Depths of Time?” Reports of the National Center for Science Education. March–April 2004. Vol 24 Issue 2. Accessed July 9th 2012.

So so stupid...

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 26 May 2015 12:15

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See, I can stay on topic.

Topic The Not So Secret Diary Of A Manic Depressive
Posted 26 May 2015 10:55

Just reading this sent me into an anxiety tailspin.

It's funny because of your avatar.

Y'all need to smoke a joint, seriously.

Topic 0
Posted 26 May 2015 08:33

Topic How do I attract a female audience?
Posted 26 May 2015 08:15

Make it known that you eat ass.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 25 May 2015 22:58


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Topic Do you like funny girls?
Posted 25 May 2015 17:09

I know this one girl who is unintentionally funny. It turns me on.

Topic Tomorrowland
Posted 25 May 2015 15:57

Spoilers ahead.

A 50 year old man being bitter about a relationship that ever happened when he was 13 is weird. At the end I thought clooney was going to kiss that little girl. It was just really weird. It's a weird story to write. The movie itself, was pretty boring to me. The only character I found interesting was the little girl robot, good actress.

Topic The random thread
Posted 25 May 2015 00:23

Here's a random story for you.

Hmmm it wasn't a very hard puzzle to put together. It all fits. What was one of those quotes that I saw over the weekend? You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig? yeah, that was one of the 60 I saw over the weekend. Wasn't another one about not believing that revenge can turn around and bite you on your dumbass? Yeah I think it was that one. Oh but according to an onslaught of ecards, i'm a
a bitch
trailer trash
(I've never lived in a trailer park so don't know what that ones about)
a pig,
an elephant,
batshit crazy,
a liar,
a psychopath,
a sociopath,
a compulsive liar,
just plain old crazy,
told to shut the fuck up because I am nothing at all. Because ecards say it, it must be true! Well, guess what? I'm smarter than a bunch of people put together. Let's wait and see who Karma bites on the ass. If I had been left alone, I wouldn't have given anything a second thought.
Isn't this how drama starts? by a bunch of people ganging up on one person and causing trouble?

Trinket, I give you a lot of shit, like a lot of shit. But seriously, you okay dude? I know you're not a liar. I know you get riled up. Don't let people piss you off. Wear some armor. Trust your armor. Seriously, This post, this one, I am not trying to fuck with you. Just a little concerned after reading what you wrote.

Topic The Quality of Stories and Poems
Posted 24 May 2015 22:02

A story, in any genre, is good if it sparks your sense of wonder, curiosity, imagination or moves you in any way. Big or small.

Trying to apply theory or numbers to that is silly.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 24 May 2015 21:52

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 24 May 2015 21:12

Posted 23 May 2015 08:00

This isn't like when Ireland accidentally legalized meth, is it?

Topic Mom arrested on terrorism for Facebook rant that called for "Death to all white cops nationwide
Posted 22 May 2015 23:35

Oh wow!! ok no im not but thank yu u just made a meal by posting that to a mutual non friend..i was trying to calm it down is all..FFs U pooped on my head in the seagul forum an i never did anything to you except get manipulated i was new here

Goodnight Felix xo

Topic Mom arrested on terrorism for Facebook rant that called for "Death to all white cops nationwide
Posted 22 May 2015 23:31

hmmmm bootyshake

I am not saying anyones worng jack just should get back on track is all..I've told him off too.

Point is this woman ddi this wanted all white police killed is that appropriate?

You're home, go drunk.

Topic Mom arrested on terrorism for Facebook rant that called for "Death to all white cops nationwide
Posted 22 May 2015 23:14

nor can you JaKc. In the Queens English not that her Royal Majesty would dignify herself with foul language but its correctly said "mother fucker"..just sayin coffee

Kiera...quiet down. You're out of your element.

Plus, you seem drunk.

Topic Do You Consider Yourself To Be A Feminist?
Posted 22 May 2015 23:03

Passionate, outspoken feminists are referred to as "feminazis" because some people, for one, don't realize that gender equality in no way compares to the holocaust, and two, would rather those outspoken, passionate feminists not speak at all. It seems to be the sad reality.
I do consider myself to be a feminist. I'm still working on the outspoken part. It's a goal of mine since I've always been rather quiet and introverted.

This is a great reply to this subject. I'm not one to say what is a good reply or not on this subject. But in my opinion, this is a good one.

You should speak out more.

Topic Mom arrested on terrorism for Facebook rant that called for "Death to all white cops nationwide
Posted 22 May 2015 22:56

I'm happy to connect the dots.

A definition of lunacy is extreme foolishness or an instance of it ('it' refers to foolishness, in this context).

Racism falls under the category of extreme foolishness, as it's a foolish system (discriminating against someone because of skin pigmentation is inherently foolish).

Therefore, it's not at all far-fetched to associate racism with lunacy.

Do you follow?

I dont think legally anyone would accept associating lunacy with racism . No one has ever argued that as far as i know . It's also no longer accepted as a technical word and is viewed as offensive.

ok i'll just have you know that not once in this thread in which you frequetly posted in did you use the word 'lunacy'in regards to racism in this thread. You chose words such as 'Hate' and 'bigot' instead.

Can you unlock that please ? becaause i had something i wanted to say but, didn't get the chance to post my thoughts. thank you for your understanding .

I don't know... I looked up what fool means and it's pretty spot on for anything I have seen you post.

Definition of FOOL

1: a person lacking in judgment or prudence

You have constantly displayed a lack of both. Constantly.

It's also no longer accepted as a technical word and is viewed as offensive.

Technical word? Really? You can't even spell, muthafucka.

Topic Sleep sexy
Posted 22 May 2015 22:48

I've been awakened by a hard cock shoved between my legs, but I always wake up to enjoy it.

...what about in the butt

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 22 May 2015 22:36

Bouncing off the walls.

Topic What Makes Someone A Slut?
Posted 22 May 2015 21:16

laughing6 I knew this formula would be brought up sooner or later, I'm 25

Well, let's see missy. Let's get down to brass taxes.

25 ÷ 2 = 12.5 - 26 = - 13.5

Oh...oh dear.

You don't quite need Jesus, like Lindseyaggie, up there...But you might need some counseling.

I am available, Saturday from 6:00 PM (sometimes this will be delayed until sunday 11:00am) to Sunday 7:00 pm (sometimes not 'til Monday around noon) But otherwise I am available for consolation for these very slutty matters you are dealing with. I am hands on, very thorough, and I care.

Topic Big bust up over 'gay cake' Who do you think is right?
Posted 22 May 2015 13:27

You know what... I believe you would!

Like, I'd wear a tight vneck shirt and a silk ascot. Draw one of those pencil thin mustaches right over my lip. Borrow my friend's papillon dog and walk in with it in one arm and a rainbow colored bedazzled christening gown in the other and ask them to make a cake that looks like the gown, but a little gayer.

Topic Big bust up over 'gay cake' Who do you think is right?
Posted 22 May 2015 13:13

Just bumping this cos the ruling from the courts came this week. The judge fined the bakery £500 because they unlawfully discriminated against the sexual orientation of the gay couple.

The bakery has said it will now only do birthday and Christening cakes

The full case and the ruling can be read here anyone for cake?

D x

I think if I lived close to that bakery I would go and order a cake for a gay Christening just to see what happens.

Topic What is your favourite item of clothing to wear? Any type of attire, but only one thing.
Posted 22 May 2015 13:02

Right now, am awfully fond of my black trench coat. It gives that extra dash of class and is just a great coverall for any sexy outfit! Once walked out in nothing but, and boy did I find myself some trouble... ;) x

Damn. Walking around looking like a sexy little present waiting to get unwrapped.

Topic What Makes Someone A Slut?
Posted 22 May 2015 12:04

So using this formula:

26 / 2 - ((65 x 2 = 130) + 400 = 530) = -517

makes me a slut since it's a negative number. My question Magical Felix is Is that a bad thing?

Mass is on Sunday at 7 and 9 am.