Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 05 Apr 2012 13:04



You threw me off topic! I went from body size to cougar status. How is that not off topic? lol

Good thing the lush junior deputies are on a donut break... Derailing threads is no laughing matter!

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 05 Apr 2012 12:59



Ok my answering this is going to completely be off topic now. I have found that it has nothing to do with my body. It seems that it has to do with my age. I did not get the looks that I get now when I was younger. A friend recently pointed out that I have hit the "cougar' mark. Maybe that is it? Thanks for throwing me off topic, Felix. ;)

Hahaha we aren't off topic... This is what the thread is about. Its just more interesting now for the kids out there reading. laughing6

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 05 Apr 2012 12:56




Um I am a full figured woman and most of my friends are thin and fit and a lot of them aren't that way because they order sauce on the side I promise you some of these girls could out eat me and my two brothers without a thought. I'm a fat chick but I'm in shape and I don't eat fried food and I don't eat sushi with mayonaise.

I mentioned exercise and walks as well as getting the mayonnaise based sauce on the side... You forgot about exercise, a common mistake the bigger gals make.



The guy I'm dating is a skinny muscular guy and he prefers bigger girls.

Does he have a butterface? Or the personality of a jar of pickle juice? Does he lack confidence? Is he a lazy bum? All of these things come into play when guys decide what girls they can and can't get. Kinda like how people that can't afford a BMW will often say that BMWs are lame cars etc.



You can't say its about capabilities or media fed thoughts. People like what they like. It is about preference.

I didn't say the media is feeding anyone any thoughts. The media is a funny thing. People think its the media telling us what to think when in fact its society telling the media what we want them to show us. Every time you buy a magazine with a thin women on the cover you are telling the magazine company that you liked what was on the cover. This was figured out pretty early in the magazine business. Next time you are at the store take a look at the covers of the magazines. You will see expensive cars, ripped guys, popular movies (staring fit girls) AND thin, in-shape women. It is because they want to make money and they know that this is what people like. NOT shitty cars, flabby guys and fat chicks.

Who's your favorite actress? I bet its not Gabourey Sidibe....

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 05 Apr 2012 12:41



I did not say ALL THE FREAKIN TIME! Yeah, I am a freaking stalker and sit and watch these guys that look at me and make sure they don't look anywhere else. And if they do I hunt them down. Jesus.

Well yeah, that was my point... Your observations from when you are checked out are not accurate because there is no way for you to know that they are passing up looking at the fit girls to check you out... Yes, it may have happened once or twice, and you never know, he could have already checked out the fit girl, maybe he looked back at you cause he saw you looking at him. Men are really slick with this, we have been checking women out since we were 8, we are pros.

I know plenty of fit girls and when I have a girl she is usually of the fit variety. And yes, like DD said, the face also comes into play but for the sake of this discussion I am going to assume that we are talking about pretty girls, fit or robust. Fit girls tend to wear fitted clothes. A really pretty fit girl can look totally sexy in a pair of jeans and a tshirt, no makeup and her hair pulled back. Even dressed down they get checked out ALL THE FREAKIN TIME, trust me I notice when men are looking at the girl I'm with. Yes, I notice other men looking at the in-shape girls more. I look at them more too. Some really attractive girls cover up or "uglify" themselves when they are working or need to get shit done because they don't want to be bothered. I doubt the Rubenesque girls have this problem.

Answer honestly if you like... I'm not sure if this is accurate for you but when I was say 21 I was in better shape than I am now. I had more definition, was slimmer etc. I carried myself with the confidence of a fucking rooster (still do kinda but an older one) and I noticed many more women checking me out than do now. Don't get me wrong, I can still pull plenty of ass but not like when I was a fucking sexy stallion. So my question is, was there ever a time you would have been considered really fit? When you were at the tip top of your physical attractiveness were you checked out more? Or are you checked out more now that you are more filled out than when you were slim?

Topic How was your day?
Posted 04 Apr 2012 18:47

My day is giving me a boner so far.

Topic Brooklyn parents want to ban the Ice Cream Man from park. wtf?
Posted 04 Apr 2012 18:35

What I don't get is how not saying no actually makes parenting any easier. It's not like kids ever get to a point where they say "you know, you've let me have my way quite a lot lately, I'm going to stop pushing and be cooperative and agreeable now." I can imagine that appeasement works roughly as well on kids as it did on the Third Reich.



Have you ever heard of that thing about how the more you tell a person no, the more they want to do something? Just like kids won't get to the point of of cooperating with you because you let them have what they want here and there they will also not get to the point of really understanding why you are telling them no. Yes you can explain all you want but fucking Timmy sees that all his friends get ice cream and he doesn't. He is not gonna think that it's his own fault for eating too much. He's just gonna think his mom is a dick.

Also what DD said about the ice cream being super bad for you now is a good point. Guess what, you are forced to say no again. "NO timmy, the chunky monkey is what made you a chunky monkey to begin with, you're having lemon sorbet." Then Timmy's jubilation is turned to dismay because mom finally said YES but she fucked it up with the sorbet.

If it was me? Sell the damn ice cream in the store along with the candy and soda and If I want my kid to have some then I will take them and let them pick one out. Otherwise I see it like pushing. Its just not needed.

Also, just google Ice cream truck fatalities and you'll see a bunch of articles of toddlers to young teens getting seriously injured or killed by ice cream trucks. It happened in my home town when I was a teen. I know that this argument is a bit unfair and extreme but ask anyone that has known a child that has been killed by an Ice cream truck and they will have no problem talking at length why it's something our society doesn't need.

I find ice cream truck drivers creepy as well, just saying.

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 04 Apr 2012 18:18



Did I read this right? Are you saying that bigger women are not capable of any of those things? Because honey, let me tell you. I have had many guys turn their head to look at me, yet when a skinny chick walks by, not even bat an eye. It is about preference, not capabilities.

I am not saying bigger gals are not capable of these things but if a plumper woman told me to slim down I would most likely pause, try not to be too mean and tell her she has a piece of pizza stuck in her teeth... Women who are fit are this way because they ask for the sauce on the side, they don't eat fried food too often, they ask for the brown rice, they don't get the sushi with mayonnaise on it, etc. This ALL takes will power. And don't forget the walks and exercise. Now my point was that being fit requires a lot of effort, sometimes these women put this much effort into all aspects of their lives. THAT is very attractive.

That is great that many guys turn their head to look at you (maybe you got a certain je ne sais quoi like Martha). I wasn't saying that men don't look. BUT if we can take magazines, movies, TV, fashion and the internet as an indicator of the type of women men prefer (and lesbians) it most definitely is not overweight women.

Also, I have a hard time relying on the source of your research... You say you see men look at you all the freakin time and not at the skinny girls? I mean do you sit there looking at the guy that checked you to see if he looks at the skinny girls too? How can you come to that conclusion?

Also, don't confuse skinny with fit. They are not the same thing. I mean that is kinda insulting too, I didn't call full figured women fat.

Topic Brooklyn parents want to ban the Ice Cream Man from park. wtf?
Posted 04 Apr 2012 01:00

Even if this was an april fools joke, I can't even tell, I kinda would want the ice cream man banned too. I know I'm in the minority.

I have had a similar experience with this when I was younger and was seeing a girl that had a four year old daughter. I was pretty much the male role model in this kid's life for a good while so it became like a father/daughter relationship almost. At the time I remember being super annoyed every time one of the cartoons she liked watching had commercials for McDonalds in them every commercial break with toys they make look super awesome to the kids. Sure enough every time that damn commercial came on she would turn her head and ask if we could go to Mcdonalds and then have this huge smile on her face. Of course I would have to turn her down again and again and then try to cheer her up come lunch time with a crappy tuna sandwich I made and cut up into fours to appear more fun... I mean it wasn't a big deal but I could tell sometimes she would give me this look where I just knew she was calling me hitler, but more dickish, in her mind.

It just sucks to have to tell them NO all the time. I remember being pissed at my parents all the time for long whiles when they would tell me no. In my head it just translated to, "Fuck man, I can't do nothin!". It would just piss me off. Now that I am an adult I know they were right to say NO to me for whatever stupid shit I wanted to do.

So at the time I would have loved it if their wasn't any damn fast food commercials geared to kids in cartoons. I know I can just say no, but I didn't want to be forced to more often than I should have.

I think the ice cream truck with the music playing where there are groups of kids is the same thing kinda, but worse. I mean, I'm an adult and I have lost a flip flop chasing the ice cream truck... So I can just imagine how ravenous kids get when they hear it. Then they turn to the parents and mom is forced to say no to fat little Timmy, then Timmy curses his mom out in his head. It's a pain in the ass! If they can sell ice cream like that, why not have motherfuckers walking around with overpriced candy in front of the kids too?

Topic Why do guys like lesbians??
Posted 04 Apr 2012 00:28

Because the only thing hotter than one sexy girl is two sexy girls.

Topic What has surprised you about Lushstories.com? A question for readers and writers alike.
Posted 04 Apr 2012 00:27

I think there should be a common sense test that new members take as part of the sign up process... Nothing crazy, 20 questions or so. If they miss more than 5, no forum privileges. Its a fair system...

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 04 Apr 2012 00:22

I tend to be one of those that doesn't subscribe to that whole it's what's inside that counts mumbo jumbo.. If that was true no one would give a fuck what color their car was as long as the engine was tip top... But we all know thats not the case. (I know women aren't cars, put the tomatoes down ladies)

I'm not saying that bigger gals aren't attractive in their own way but when It comes to my preference a fit woman has other qualities besides being in shape. When you see women that take care of themselves they project this confidence that can be intoxicating. They are proud, they put effort into their clothing, it feels good to have her on your arm when you know every dude in the place just turned to check her out. Her personality probably is of the type that wouldn't let themselves go and it manifests in other aspects of their life. They may work just as hard to keep their man happy. This fit woman probably doesn't want a sloppy fuck as a boyfriend either so she forces her man to take care of himself too. Its a good thing, to quote Martha Stewart. (A thick woman I would make an exception for by the way....)

So really, It's not just about looks when it comes to some men, like myself that prefer a woman that is fit and the most beautiful she can be.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 03 Apr 2012 12:24

http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tumblr_m0oy75JPQf1rrugkyo1_1280.jpeg

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Apr 2012 12:20

http://www.youtube.com/embed/6_t7LQkPQNw

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Apr 2012 12:18

Hey, remember sweet early nineties sadness?

http://www.youtube.com/embed/S8QOaaoiT9U


I want to hold the hand inside you
I want to take a breath that's true
I look to you and I see nothing
I look to you to see the truth
You live your life
You go in shadows
You'll come apart and you'll go blind
Some kind of night into your darkness
Colors your eyes with what's not there.

Fade into you
Strange you never knew
Fade into you
I think it's strange you never knew

A stranger's light comes on slowly
A stranger's heart without a home
You put your hands into your head
And then smiles cover your heart

Fade into you
Strange you never knew
Fade into you
I think it's strange you never knew

Fade into you
Strange you never knew
Fade into you
I think it's strange you never knew
I think it's strange you never knew

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Apr 2012 12:14

Hayyyyyyy dolor laughing8

http://www.youtube.com/embed/3F3J7IqqanI

Te llevaste
Lo mejor que yo tenia
Acabaste con todo mi juventud
Me dejaste
Solo y triste en esta vida
Como lo hacen
Muchas gentes como tu....

Si haz pensando
Que e caido en la tristeza
Te aseguro que me voy a llevantar
Y con solo
Sacurdirme la cabeza
De mi mente yo te tengo que borrar...

Con el tiempo
Las heridas van sanando
Y la mia
Se muy bien se curara
Porque todo en este mundo va cambiando
Y otros brazos me tendran que consolar...

Cuando sepas que ya tengo otro cariƱo
No me busques
Porque muy tarde sera
No te vuelvas a cruzar por mi camino
Mejor deja nuestras vidas como estan....

Con el tiempo
Las heridas van sanando
Y la mia
Se muy bien se curara
Porque todo en este mundo va cambiando
Y otros brazos me tendran que consolar....

Topic bored with lush
Posted 02 Apr 2012 18:41



excuse me?? have we ever chatted or conversed? you must need a little vacation way from Lush

Look at this thread. Look how my sweet angelheart was posting and it had nothing to do with you before you came in and started in being a little nuisance with your "wow" and saying this thread was being "derailed"... Derailed, really? It's the dumbest fucking thread I have ever seen in my life. And I have been on lush for almost two years... I have seen dumb fucking threads. Believe me. But you just want to start shit. Then when something is said back to you, which you were looking for, you go and say "take a vacation from lush". YOU go take one. You were looking for her attention and when she gave it, you couldn't take it. If you cant take it, don't dish it.

This is a fucking site where we write stories about fucking. Not some fucking hippy commune. Good lord.


Topic bored with lush
Posted 02 Apr 2012 18:12



LMAO you're not sorry man, but hey I still think you're a cool guy.

Calm down dude, I was kidding with you... Seriously. Its a thread a teen girl started about boredom on lush... Of course I'm not sorry for derailing this ridiculous thread. Although I wasn't aware it was going anywhere before I posted.

I will steer clear of these serious topics in the future.

Topic bored with lush
Posted 02 Apr 2012 18:04



Funny how you accuse people of being know it all's, when it's actually you that possesses that talent.

I know.

I was just defending young winky. (shes jesus you know) Sorry to derail this important thread.

laughing8


Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 02 Apr 2012 17:45

Yes! I would go public too..

Topic Word association game
Posted 02 Apr 2012 17:44

glass

Topic bored with lush
Posted 02 Apr 2012 17:43

why is lush so boring lately? the forums are dull. the people aren't fun and everything seems to just be boring. or is it just me?

How can you be bored with Lush when you have dudlicious running around posting such informative BDSM info, I find that ENTERTAINING... His incredible wit like "In short, its just youconfused5" With that little red face.. OH MY GOD so funny... Take that young winky! And then mentioning bigguns for some reason.

It IS possible that young winky could be a double agent from another website sent here to confuse us all with her musing... Or maybe bigguns? I guess, I assume that is what Mini-Colin was saying... But I doubt it, seriously.

I think she was just bored today and she gets these ideas like "I'm bored, I'm gonna tell everyone" without putting much thought into it... The innocence of youth is on her side.

Topic Is There Ever a "Right Time" to Confess?
Posted 01 Apr 2012 23:43

Put down the pipe MF! laughing9 (POTW contender?)

Its not the pipe, Its those pale ales!

Topic Is There Ever a "Right Time" to Confess?
Posted 01 Apr 2012 23:37

From my experience this is not a simple answer and is entirely a case by case thing. No girl will ever think "oh okay he writes porn stories on some fucked up sexy mybook dot com type shit... That's kinda cool, not really my thing but its cool I guess. Just a hobby." Then move along to talking about her favorite fucking sushi roll or some bitch at work who is hating on her or whatever. They will either think it's fucking awesome if they read it and like it and ask you to read their writing. OR they will read it and be like, "oh, that's something hehe" And be creeped for a bit.

So I would say that the right time would be when you are close enough to your partner that farting and pissing in front of them, if it is necessary due to unforeseen circumstances, has become something that can be done without batting an eye by either person. This is the type of closeness that transcends freaky fuck stories. So under those circumstances, the partner will think it cool and want to read it or think it dumb and just kinda think it's whatever. I will also say that whenever people have found out it has been because I leave lush open on my computer sometimes and I have been caught... I would probably never tell a girl about writing erotica unless they confessed they did or wanted to or they openly watched porn and loved it or were just twisted enough from my observations that they would like that. But mostly, I think It seems dorky or perverted to people that do not understand it or have read it before.

I agree with clum that erotica does not spice up a sex life. Not for me anyway. So do not mention it for these reasons.

Also, one more thing. Relationships are like chess not checkers. If you have been with a woman for a long time, I would call a long time a year or more. So say you started writing two months into your relationship and you have now been writing for about 10 months or so and you decide to tell her because she's a perv and she'll like it and she does when she reads it and she's like, "OMG you have a hidden talent I want to fuck.. now.. and you know where I want it." And you have a good night, week, month... But then she realizes that you could keep a big secret like fucking writing stories, decent ones, from her for a long time, what else have you kept secret? Then that seed of mistrust is planted. That can happen too. This is a complex thing and the more I think about it the more I think it should remain a secret under any circumstance really.

Topic iPhone Apps?
Posted 01 Apr 2012 22:58

The flashlight is one of those apps I use a lot. Such a simple app but very useful.

Hipstamatic makes you feel like you're an artist with your iPhone camera. Kinda pricey but worth triple what you pay.

Also those phone tracker apps... They are fake and no matter what number you put into it, it will just pinpoint your own phones location... But here is the fun part. You wait until someone is just chilling with you and you ask them their number and enter it into the app and show them the app pinpointing the exact location you both are relaxing at... Watch them freak... Dont tell them you are tricking them. It's so much fun. I do it to my underlings at work so they think I know where they are at whenever I check up on them. Ruling through paranoia. It's the best.

Topic Stop hijacking forums.
Posted 01 Apr 2012 15:52



I have the tendency to stop a thread cold in its track after I post dontknow



Hey look I saved you this time... Now I will kill it, instead of your southern fried ass.

Topic Can a girl make you cum more then once without you doing anything in a day?
Posted 31 Mar 2012 19:52

Of course she can. I have known plenty of girls who can go the entire day without doing shit. Like not a damn thing. No opening the mail, no cleaning, no studying, no walking the dog... no nothing. Not a damn thing all day. And she can lay there on her back and I can climb on top of her and bang her twice or more in one day and cum several times... So, yes I guess.

Topic Does it turn you on if a man is forceful with you in the bedroom?
Posted 31 Mar 2012 16:43

I think its kinda stupid, but to each their own!!

Good thing I read this while I was still only half cocked over your pic Nikki... Back to the drawing board on how to let Nikki know she's a turn on...

Topic Fisting
Posted 31 Mar 2012 15:51

i love fisting my girlfriend and her 3 daughters i got to do it nowbefore we have sex

Dude... You should lay on your back next time and fist two of them while the other two fuck your feet... Could be one of the biggest break throughs of the 21st century. I'm not joking. Make it happen.

Topic Fisting
Posted 31 Mar 2012 15:46

ew, just... ew

Not even a small fist? Like from a little person?

Topic What has surprised you about Lushstories.com? A question for readers and writers alike.
Posted 31 Mar 2012 09:39

Jack this the fourth time you pester me and I continue to repeat myself.

I should of guessed you would do this one day in the forums.

Believe what you want. I have no control over what you conclude.

Its too bad you take this position because I think your presence as a member is valued here. You write great stories and you participation overall is interesting to say the least. You just have a twisted comical sense, your sarcasm level is really high and most, including myself, may not understand it or practice it.

This posture you adopt will drive people away and that is unfortunate for the site and completely unnecessary.








Im not being sarcastic in this thread. And stop kissing my ass. And pestering? After I deleted you you kept sending me PMs.. I don't answer them but you insisted on sending them. That is pestering. This is the forum. When you say Hypocritical shit people will call you out. Kissing ass wont get me or anyone to stop. And yes, maybe you should have thought about me bringing this up in the forum when you have started so much drama with me in the past and then you go and state that the drama on lush is surprising you. I mean seriously...

I don't pretend to know or care what is good for this site... But tell me more, I am all ears.