Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Who is your favorite movie character ever?
Posted 29 Oct 2013 21:40

//www.youtube.com/embed/p6z0Zay9itk

Topic What's Your Greatest Fear In Life?
Posted 29 Oct 2013 21:36

Dying and finding out that heaven is real and all I had to do to get in was go confess my sins.

Topic Risky sex
Posted 29 Oct 2013 21:28

When I was a teenager I worked in a large clothing store. Often times I would get stuck working the fitting room and I'd say about three times a month someone would bang in one of the stalls. It was really obvious when they did because you could see their feet and sound carried in that room. A few times the girl would just walk out in her bra and panties and go straight to the bathroom, after checking if the coast was clear (I didn't count). This store was right next to a couple of "family" bar style chain restaurants and a movie theater. All kinds of drunken shenanigans would go on in there.

Topic Are Beards Sexy?
Posted 29 Oct 2013 14:04



Wah Wah Wah Waaaaaah! <---- click here

evil4


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Topic Getting the wife a new boyfriend
Posted 29 Oct 2013 13:48

Ask her if the cloth in your hand smells like chloroform. Its the most effective way to get girls to do your friends and crazy shit like that.

Topic Are Beards Sexy?
Posted 29 Oct 2013 13:40

This guy's beards are always sexy.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/06/Tom_Cruise_Katie_Holmes_Kennedys_Horizontal_a_l.jpg

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 29 Oct 2013 13:06



You start shit with every male who ever has posted anything on any of these forum threads. Why? I don't know. But every male who you perceive to be either a threat to your own internet masculinity, or an easy target for your teasing & tormenting.



Did you just call yourself an easy target?




Aside from being able to smell racial prejudice from about 40 miles off over the horizon, what else do you really stand for that's admirable.



I'm for equality. I make fun of women all the time too...



I call it being a troll.



You may want to put that into a formal complaint. Do you still have some of your butthurt report forms laying around so you can fill one out with some strong words?



That's all up to you, Mister Internet Tough Guy. evil4

Where do I act like an internet tough guy? Teasing you to watch you get all fired up requires internet toughness? Is that because you said you were an alpha male? Okay, I suppose that makes sense.

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 29 Oct 2013 12:14

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Topic What tv/movie character did you crush on as a kid?
Posted 29 Oct 2013 11:34

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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 28 Oct 2013 22:16

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jPTDSZgln64/UE5GmdtR4HI/AAAAAAAAC9A/-s5fkz5mlqQ/s320/Old%2BCOwboy%2Bin%2BCHurch.jpg

http://thephoenixinsurance.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/Chihuahua-250x284.jpg

Rar rar rar rar!

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Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 28 Oct 2013 21:48

Please translate, Jack...

//www.youtube.com/embed/qrOObczCkE4

Okay.. Hes asking you to explain what an "alpha" is and how it relates to me and you... also the rest of your post in general.

Here it is again.

Cuz you're a simpleton retard who yearns to gather some glimmering bling off of me - merely by associating with me in the only way - you alpha-pretending dick rider - has ever figured out how to do so?

I dunno...maybe I'm wong.

To further cement yourself in 5th place. Behind 1CuriousCat (of all people) heheheh And Scooter (who must be taking a Lushbreak).

What does that mean? I'm a dog, I need it less cryptic like.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 28 Oct 2013 21:37



Cuz you're a simpleton retard who yearns to gather some glimmering bling off of me - merely by associating with me in the only way - you alpha-pretending dick rider - has ever figured out how to do so?

I dunno...maybe I'm wong.

Clue us in. Why do you continue to nip at my ankles when it gains you zero to do so, except you know...



I pretend to be an alpha? What is that?

You don't think it's fun to push a button when it illicites such a reaction? You get so fired up. It's like lighting a bottle rocket.



To further cement you in 5th place. Behind 1CuriousCat (of all people) heheheh

You should elaborate... What in the world?

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 28 Oct 2013 21:26


If the broom fits ....



Then the bitch is a witch? Or in serious need of a proper dildo...either/or.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 28 Oct 2013 21:10

Lets don't forget about the white flag

http://upload.lushstories.com/2072464117-The-trouble-with-hope-Waving-the-white-flag-of-surrender-e1354333529404.jpg

For fuck's sake scooter. That's a ribbon.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 28 Oct 2013 20:19


And it took me 14 yrs to realize that I was a fucking dumbass/slave to being indoctrinated by people older than me, who I respected.



Why do you think I tease you so much and show no respect even though you're two times older than me? Didn't take me no 14 years to get that though...what a dumbass!

Topic Just for a Day. . .
Posted 28 Oct 2013 20:17



I find it difficult to believe that you haven't been thrown out an open car window by your owner, for yapping at every passing automobile which captured your attention.

That's the cure for ankle biters, where I come from.

//www.youtube.com/embed/OME0n5USovo

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 28 Oct 2013 18:37



Review your Lush Rules & Regs... there's a specific thread for showing flapping labia fuckholes, dipshit.

Or do I need to point you in that general direction.

you aren't going to say anything about that "ass" he posted above you? For sure I thought that was going to offend you.

Topic Why do men like to see women kissing?
Posted 28 Oct 2013 18:26

I know u guys have that fantasy,you and two girls,but guess what? You cant keep up with two women,probably have trouble keeping up with one.hee but we can wear out alot of guys if we wanted to.
Get over it.

Some women may think a guy can't keep up with them but some women don't inspire a guy to want to try... just sayin.

Topic Why do men like to see women kissing?
Posted 28 Oct 2013 18:25

Why do men like to see women kissing?

It's more fun than watching them talking to each other?

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 28 Oct 2013 18:04

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Topic Just for a Day. . .
Posted 28 Oct 2013 17:59

I imagine I'd be turned into a balding, overly sun-tanned, leathery horse faced, old hide with a cigarette ravaged voice.



You were supposed to say what you would do if you were a woman for a day. Not what you are doing currently, as a man.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 28 Oct 2013 17:43



In the context of the states mentioned, it makes sense. It's a defeated army/nation's flag that still means a lot to the people who live in the conquered state. How is that any different? If anything, it makes more sense to fly the Mexican flag, because that country still exists.

It's very different because of what the south was fighting for. Plus the mexican flag is a country flag. The confederate flag was used specifically for the civil war. The US was trying to expand westward and mexico didnt want to give up texas, hardly the same thing the civil war was fought over.

If there was some flag specifically used by the mexicans when they slaughtered everyone at the alamo that might be a more valid comparison. Flying such a flag would be despicable. It would be hateful to do that and it would not be about pride at all.

It's like the difference between a german flag and a nazi flag.

Topic Lonely :/
Posted 28 Oct 2013 14:20




Believe it or not this was a good strategy a couple years back when I was in high school only not coke but really good weed I didn't smoke myself but it was always good to have. :D

I was semi joking about that but it does work but you may feel more lonely afterward.

The best way to deal with your feelings would be to just get used to the feeling, to realize it's a normal feeling. In the end you're the only person you should count on. It's the counting on others to be there that will fuck you up. Once you realize that you're the only person that will always be there for you the lonely feelings will start to go away. It's like this, if you don't expect it to be sunny tomorrow then you won't be disappointed when it rains.

Topic Help with Obama/Clinton Health Law
Posted 28 Oct 2013 11:47

First I want to say Congrats to all on here that are among the 50 to 70,000 lucky Americans that actually got through to the web site and to the lucky few that got good deals. Maybe you will buy my next lottery ticket for me. The Insurance companies are getting their money worth out of the lobby people who helped with this program. We understood that we would be protected from losing coverage and increase cost, but that's not really important. The important thing is that noone say anything bad about our Leader or ask any questions. The Leader back tracked on the three main issues that he used to sell this program, but what the heck it isn't the first time he has gone back on a campaign promise.

Oh and I have voted for Democrats, real Democrats not the far right Progressives or the far left wing nut types. But I realize that I have committed a political uncorrect crime by not being a puppet and clicking my heels and keeping my mouth shut. As far as checking the actual facts I have and that makes me guilty of seeing what the program does instead of listening to Ministers of Progadanda.

Of course the people in Washington are keeping their insurance. They have a great system that will not be touched by the Obamacare rules and along with all the other special perks that they have they deserve an insurance program that we the people pay for, but only they can enjoy. I certainly don't question their right to push something on the people that they won't touch with a ten foot pole. If it was a good program and if they truly represented the people they would be part of the system to show that it is a good program.

And I believe President Obama when he says that he didn't know anything about the problems on the web site. Time and again he has admitted that he doesn't know what is going on in the various Departments of the government. He doesn't attend meetings and doesn't supervise the Administration. The people who made him the figure head don't expect him to be involved. That is why he has lots of time to stick his nose into more important things like the name of a football team or a local trial case, etc. The progam was written by others, many of whom now have other jobs in the Insurance or Medical industry.

As far as the web site goes, those who put this site up and those who make the various phone and computer programs that we all use could do the job better and make it work, but they would most likely charge less and not expect to have to give kick backs. Better to spend a lot and get less is the motto of our government.

There are some very mean Democrats who question the Act and ask that people not be fined for not being able to get on the site. That it should be given a little more time to fix and make it easier for people. Lucky for us that these mean people are not many.

The Act needed to be done to curve the runaway cost that both Insurance Industry and the Medical Field is charging. There are government run systems in other countries that we could have copied and improved upon. Our leaders could have kept the Insurance lobby and others out of the writing of this Act, but didn't. We expect something that will help and protect the citizens of the country. This Act had that chance, but with over 10,000 pages and being pushed thru Congress without hardly anyone there knowing what was in it, but ordered by the Administration and its henchmen/women to get it throught and find out what was in it afterwards. (Remember the then Speaker of the House admitted this fact.) So there is no surprise that there are lots of problems and that many people are now feeling the pinch of losing their coverage (one of the promises that was not kept) and increase in cost of their present insurance. Doctors not taking their insurance anymore and finding they are not listed on the Act (another promise not kept). I realize that the few on here that are among the very lucky to find this Act works for them are happy and I am glad. I wish it would make the majority of the people happy. But you can't have everything.

This is not a political issue, but a health care issue. It is a cost issue to everyone. Only those who have their hand in the till are against anyone questioning or trying to improve the Act or those who are so brain washed and like one person on here joked, keeps a gold idol of the Beloved Leader at her bed side, object to correcting or improving and for God's sake questioning it or the Leader. I hope, in spite of Washington, that it gets fixed (I don't just mean the web site) and works for everyone.

Like all programs, the real worth and cost of it will come to light after a few years. But I just hate having to roll a pair of dice and hope it doesn't come up craps. I would rather know now that it works and is cost effective and fair.



I bet no one will read that.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 28 Oct 2013 10:54

Wow.....um OK.....if you know me here or outside here....you also know that I am very passionate about my state and country...but actually getting my point across in written text is sometimes not how I intend it to be taken. If you don't wanna know me great I am good with that.

My posts were never about racism, the KKK, slavery, or anything else degotary. The things you see on tv about rednecks and southerners are exaggerated so unless you meet and get to know some. My views are mine I stand behind them, if you would like to discuss it further or get a better explination find me in a chat room and we can charlt about it or don't...I promise I really don't care.

Toodles....
TxPrincess

You say a lot of things but you don't actually say anything at the same time. Like you don't say what a redneck is, why the flag is a source of pride or anything. You just go "you don't know me" and other vague things that mean nothing.

I really don't know why anyone is taking you seriously. I don't believe you're serious at all. If I wanted to deliberately come off as stupid or if I was trying to annoy someone by purposely being dense, I would post in the same way you are.


Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 23 Oct 2013 19:17



OMG are you an ASS or what.........geez..... you know nothing about me or my princessness.... don't presume to know me.... you don't.... you wont, cause I wont let you... aside from this post......YOU AREN'T WORTH MY TIME...

laughing8


Topic Classic Rock fans:Come on in
Posted 23 Oct 2013 18:57

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Topic Classic Rock fans:Come on in
Posted 23 Oct 2013 18:53

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Topic Classic Rock fans:Come on in
Posted 23 Oct 2013 18:49

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Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 22 Oct 2013 23:43



Well I did answer you, you just didn't see it....We as rednecks and Texans have so much pride it is doubled....lol

and race has nothing to do with it....IT IS A STATE OF MIND

the Princess has spoken......again...giggles

Actually, you didn't answer my question. But ironically, your no answer does kind of answer it.

Okay, story time, so I dated this girl who was a special education teacher and we were discussing art. What art is and what it means to the artist. Now these retarded kids she would futilely try to "educate" would make glued on macaroni pictures and things of this nature. I would laugh. But she would say, no jack, it is art, you should see how proud they are. They may be retarded but it's their state of mind. Their macaroni expresses their state of mind, their pride...they are proud of this art and good for them.

There was this one retarded kid who would be like, look at me I'm a princess. It would break my heart. I would take her a whopper and that paper crown they have at Burger King, I would have to ask for the crown as this retarded way of thinking is on a down slope...so little proud of being retarded Americans left. These poor retards do let us know they at still here though. They really do.

Kids out there, indulge me in a metaphor... Every once in a while, the special education teacher's most retarded student, a quiet student... So irrelevant that she'd forget this student was even in her class actually...but every so often this student would shit their pants and made everyone very aware of their presence. This most retarded of students would just take a big ridiculous dump in their pants, right there. Carefree. Truly free. Just poopin. Now if the classroom represented this country, and the teacher someone trying to reason with the retarded, and the retarded represented people like Texas princess, the poop would be the confederate flag.

This has been story time with jack.