Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Who'd like an OFFICE SEX category?
Posted 21 Apr 2014 10:04

Office sex should be a tag in a story, not the category. Just like outdoor sex is. The category should be chosen according to the sex act. Like, if it's several people having sex in an office then the category should be group sex and tagged office sex.

Topic Do you prefer food to involved in porn?
Posted 21 Apr 2014 09:26

Coconut or olive oil for you know.. But other than that, no.

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 20 Apr 2014 22:46

You 2 are taking Felix way to seriously.

He does this kind of thing to anyone he can get a rise out of. Don't let him get to you.

Excuse you, it's Master Felix. And please learn the difference between to and too before typing. It's a writing site for fuck's sake.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 20 Apr 2014 22:33

Topic Guys, have you ever used a condom while masturbating to avoid any mess?
Posted 20 Apr 2014 22:22

Guys, have you ever used a condom while masturbating to avoid any mess?

This is one of the dumber things I have read.

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 20 Apr 2014 22:15

LOL laughing6 you are not even close to be a master Felix and I am much more than a master and you should hush boy. Very immature for a 32 year old for hushing me and twisting words lol. This is how you are Felix then your behavior is childish I think me and my baby should go if you are just going to keep posting back lol.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 20 Apr 2014 22:02

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 20 Apr 2014 21:41


Topic The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted 19 Apr 2014 15:57

What if I wanted to change my forum rank to "uncle father", would this be an issue?

Topic The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted 19 Apr 2014 10:54

I'm going to buy a bright red t-shirt with 'Lush Minion' printed on it.

Red on red... A little matchy matchy, no?

Topic The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted 19 Apr 2014 10:51

I can understand some of the reasons, as it is time consuming and members are not adhereing to site rules. But if as others have stated it is about abuse then you would have to consider removing hardcore/ reluctance and any other category with such content. I do read some of the incest fantasies and find them more romantic and caring than in other categories.
The removal of the category should not make a difference but make sure that it is for the right reasons. With out incest this world would never have been populated and we would not be here today if you are to beleive Christiananity.


Topic Gf cheated on me. Second chance?
Posted 19 Apr 2014 08:31

Should I give her a second chance?

Sure, just be prepared to give her a third and fourth chance too, maybe even a fifth and sixth chance.

Topic The Incest Category is going to be removed
Posted 19 Apr 2014 08:25

What sprite said.

If they are of the daddy/dom variety, they are ok as is.

However, if you truly believe and have seen profiles with incest overtones, please message a senior LUSH mod about your concerns.

What about the heavy pedophilia overtones with daddy dom/little girl thing?


I think the incest stories are gross, creepy and, like others have said, incest is a product of rape and abuse.

That said, I have always thought the incest category was a "necessary evil" to a successful erotica site. The backbone category almost. I am not someone that knows every single erotica site out there but the only ones that I have seen that have a lot of traffic have a lot of incest stories. It's impossible to tell without a lot of work if readers of incest eventually trickle into other categories. I can see a great reduction of new readers eventually. I've always thought that incest is so prevalent in erotic writing because it's easier to convey with words than it is with film or pictures.

It's creepy as fuck though and I'm glad it's gone but I hope that a new flow of readers keeps coming to the site despite the incest category being gone.

Topic Which is better, once and for all!
Posted 18 Apr 2014 13:10

picked the skinny one cause she's so far behind in the vote .

You sound superficial and you must not like real women with curves. I swear I'd go all baseball furies on your ass.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 18 Apr 2014 09:30

Her profile usually has a really annoying song playing so it makes me not waste a lot of time on it so I can be productive. That's very considerate of her.

Topic Editing Caution
Posted 18 Apr 2014 09:17

I thought this was about dangling participles and misplaced modifiers or even the cost of band-aids because of all the papercuts you might get from editing.

Instead I was disappointed.

Lol, no you weren't.

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 18 Apr 2014 09:06

Felix why don't you shut up and quit twisting words that do not relate to the forum. You really have to grow up plus my girl was just posting to this forum because we didn't get it. Its funny you keep posting "Kink Shame" to my 1LolvelyKinkyKitsune for which in FACT is kinky lol that I know laughing6 she did not kink-shame, but you did angel7

Quiet down little boy, the Masters are talking.

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 18 Apr 2014 09:03

blah blah blah!

You called the hiring-a-private-investigator-to-keep-tabs-on-a-person kink creepy. You shamed the P.I. kink.

Stop kink shaming in 2014 y'all. The BDSM community likes to keep an open mind to all kinks.

Topic Which is better, once and for all!
Posted 17 Apr 2014 23:22

Of course it's the curvy girl, every time.

It makes cheating on her with the skinny girl all the sweeter. What? Just sayin'...

ZING! You should be ashamed of yourself.

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 17 Apr 2014 23:11

The way you said it and make it sound, I agree, it sounds "off" for some reason more than a romantic thing! You assume she is trailing you and for what reason, an unknown reason wants to spend time and money to actually have someone tail you like a hound????! I do not know who sounds more creeperish-you or the other person you mention since you assume something and actually say that when you say you did not ask! Why would you NOT ask? Why would you even think that?

Stop kink shaming.

Topic Editing Caution
Posted 17 Apr 2014 15:38

What's the problem now? Something about you not having a vagina?

With the evidence presented here in this thread, are you really certain of that? Are you really? Are you really certain he does not have a vagina? I know I'm not entirely convinced.

Topic Editing Caution
Posted 17 Apr 2014 12:31

Given your two posts in this thread, you don't have much (or anything) to say that's positive or constructive.

Because this thread is ridiculous. To put it simply, you are just upset that the person you edited a story for got a RR and you have not received one - that's the reason you're bitching - You then stated how much work her punctuation needed and that you changed her whole ending, trying to make her sound incompetent if it weren't for you just because she was recognized and you were not. Why do that to her, just because she received a RR and you haven't? You sound like an asshole. Especially when you say that it must be because she has a vagina. Maybe her story ideas are just better than yours and anyone could have helped her with editing and it would have received an RR anyway. Maybe you should have just asked her why she didn't credit you (if that's the reason you helped her) instead of embarrassing her here.

Again, you're being an asshole...and you expect positivity in return?

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 17 Apr 2014 11:55

Topic Editing Caution
Posted 17 Apr 2014 11:41

Holy shit. When I went to bed last night there were three posts in the thread (two of them mine).

I'm glad I started the thread as it seems to have generated some discussion and exchange of ideas, and that is all to the good.

What, you looking for some kind of shout-out or credit now?


Topic Editing Caution
Posted 17 Apr 2014 11:30

I remember a few months ago there was a few days without any RRs being given out. Being a nosey numbers geek I went back through the list and noticed that only two stories been given RR from the most recent 150 or so - both had been written by mods , in fact the only ones written by mods. Actually, one of them was by you! Both of them were fully deserving of the RR but my point is were none of the others? I'll admit I didn't read all the others but it strikes me that even the most casual of observers might have thought something was awry with that particular situation.

Maybe you should crunch some numbers and figure out how much more time you could be spending actually having a life rather than being a shithead-boob worried about other writer's accolades.

Topic What's Up With The Cock Slap??
Posted 17 Apr 2014 09:10

It's nonverbal communication. Like, she's down there and she starts to play with your dick all shyly and you grab hold of her hair, she looks up at you...and then you slap her with your big mighty cock and it's like saying. "Bitch, you better start sucking my dick like you owe me money."

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 17 Apr 2014 08:45

(makes my simple google search look a bit childish)

You google people?

Stalkerrrrrr confused1

Topic Which is better, once and for all!
Posted 17 Apr 2014 08:40

If I just wanted a quick night of wild sex I might take the skinny girl if I was more physically attracted to her.

Mean skinny girls are pretty fun in the sac too. Like little angry sex machines.

BTW, when you say "curvy", do you mean Kate Upton curvy or Kirstie Alley curvy or Melissa McCarthy curvy?

Like the latter two.

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 17 Apr 2014 08:35

I never asked her. But I think Beth hired a private
detective to find out about me. And he told her where I
was sitting.

Well that is very romantic.