Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Smitten with a young woman and she's probably not interested. Advice?
Posted 09 Aug 2014 00:44

Why not send her a sexy story you wrote ( in private) maybe about how you'd please her

Oh my god, THIS.

Definitely send her a sexy story you wrote. Make sure the girl character has her name too. She would love that.

Also if she doesn't respond to that you should show up at her house with a boom-box above your head and play her favorite song loudly like John Cusack in "Say Anything".

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 08 Aug 2014 01:15


Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 08 Aug 2014 01:12


Topic Would you choose love or money?
Posted 08 Aug 2014 00:58

I love money.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 08 Aug 2014 00:55

Topic Honestly... (Are YOU a little bit Racist?)
Posted 03 Aug 2014 01:25

Everyone is a lil racist. It is the way our brains work wether you like it or not. Our brains compartmentalize everything, including people. If our brains didn't do that we'd have a hard time grasping the world in general.

I am actually leery of people that say they are absolutely not racist at all, and that they don't see skin color or culture, or hold no prejudices. It makes me feel like they are dishonest or overly politically correct without really believing what they say or that they are actively racist and are just saying that to cover up a feeling they have that they might think others notice.

Has this worked for thousands of years? So will it now?

I am not quite sure what you are asking.

Topic Hot & Crazy vs Cute & All Banked Up
Posted 31 Jul 2014 04:08

This thread is just dumb.

Topic Would you or have you ever dated or had sex with a Little Person?
Posted 31 Jul 2014 03:28

I have dated my fair share of Asian girls.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 31 Jul 2014 03:17

Her profile is something.

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 31 Jul 2014 03:07

My take:

1. You rarely hear in the news when someone with a carry permit prevents a crime which happens more frequently than people realize.

Why is that? Why would such a pro gun country with a raging gun debate going on bury such stories? Makes absolutely no sense.

6. To legally carry a gun as a permit to carry entails a major responsibility on the permit holder and several hours of gun safety training and testing . It is entirely clear that using a gun is a last resort, and if it is used, be expected to be heavily scrutinized.

Several hours? hahaha holy shit... Several hours of training is all it takes to carry a gun around with you legally. Takes more than several hours to get a driver's license. Takes more than several hours to get a pesticide license. It takes several hours at the DMV to register a fucking car. Takes more than several hours to get first aid certification... It takes longer to get certified to legally save a life than it does to get the power to end it... LOL several hours... Several fucking hours to get a legal carry permit but it takes an 8 hour fucking course to get a chance to pass a test to be able to legally perform cpr on someone. What a joke.

Topic Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted 31 Jul 2014 02:53

As I mentioned in my earlier post, I think care should be taken when writing in forums, as the tone can very easily be taken the wrong way. I don't know if this is what has happened for you? I feel you must have taken my post wrong for you to respond to my messages in such a way.

I feel that it is wrong that I should have to explain myself to you (again), but I will and this will be the last I say on the matter.

In my experience, imaginative and creative people tend to have a store of ideas, it can only take seconds for inspiration strike. I understand that it doesn't always come as easily, as I've had situations with past competitions where I have been unable to think of an idea instantly. Sometimes a theme taps into something that you've been thinking about. (like this theme for me)

Having never spoken to you before, or you never reading any of my work (to my knowledge) I don't feel you are very well placed to judge my ability to come up with ideas quickly, or how much care and attention I take with my writing. I wouldn't be so rude as you've been to me with someone I knew really well, let alone someone that I never had contact with before. You have no understanding of the person you are attacking. (And even if that wasn't your intention, that is what you have done.)

It actually made me laugh at the fact that you quoted a definition at me speaking of care in what one says to not cause offense. The phrase, pot calling the kettle black, springs to mind.

I can tell from the messages that you've already sent, that this post won't make a blind bit of difference to your opinion and that's fine, but I'd respectfully ask that you desist in picking at my ability to form story ideas, or make sly accusations towards me.

And here's a definition for you;


having a mind firmly unreceptive to new ideas or arguments: It's hard to argue with, much less convince, a closed-minded person.

What makes me laugh is you smugly acting like you don't know what I am talking about when it comes to exactly when your inspiration hit. That is what I mean by you showing some discretion. I am not denying that someone can come up with a story idea in a few minutes...what I was questioning is you stating how fleshed out it actually was so soon after the competition was announced. You are acting like the comp was announced to your complete surprise and minutes later you had a fleshed out idea. Confident enough to post here about it that soon after the announcement. If I can see how unconvincing your explanation is than I am sure others can as well. And I am someone that has done well in comps... Others that haven't even entered comps would probably feel the deck is stacked against them.

Close minded... LOL more like a little too open minded. Someone like me sees the whole forest. You're bumping into trees.

Topic Favorite food to eat when you watch tv?
Posted 25 Jul 2014 00:06

Artisan cheeses and fine wine. I'm not even kidding. Like, I'm dead serious right now. Motherfuckin sheep's milk gouda from holland, green table grapes, organic honey and fortified wine.

Topic Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted 24 Jul 2014 23:21

Yes, I was saying I made the adjustments in a few hours. It actually only took a few minutes to decide how I would fit the product placement into the story. It's a story that I've been thinking about for nearly a year, but I've only recently felt happy enough with the standard of my writing to be able to attempt to write it.

As for Nymphwriter being sensitive, I think its due to the fact that the tone in someone's post can be hard to pick up, so if it contains humour, or sarcasm, it can be easily read as something different.

I hope you manage to think up a story idea and wish you the best in the competition.

Of course you only heard about the comp the day you posted and that same day you thought of your adjustments... Sounds legit.


the quality of behaving or speaking in such a way as to avoid causing offense or revealing private information.

Not sure if crowbarring a backburnered story into a comp theme is the way I would go nor do I think it is in the spirit of competition... but good luck to you.

Topic Yeah you look ok... but your collarbones are too high
Posted 24 Jul 2014 23:11

So shrink her down by 10-15%! Problem solved...
(or do you have some experience that you're not telling us :-" )

Laying type isn't as easy as it seems. So her big ass shoulders were in the way... Move them, the collar bones look off now... fix them. It happens.

Anything that you pay for is fake as hell. If it wasn't you wouldn't pay for it because you could get it for free on the street. Supply and demand bitches.

Topic Yeah you look ok... but your collarbones are too high
Posted 24 Jul 2014 23:09

You can say what you want the photoshopped version looks better. It looks unnatural and maybe even extraterrestrial, but the buldging in her clothing is gone her silhouette is smother. Additionally have they accentuated some features and given her more color and contrast. It's what you expect from a glossy magazine cover. It's editorial and wouldn't look ok in real life.

Almost like editing a rough draft for mass consumption, yeah?

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 22 Jul 2014 20:23

Topic Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted 22 Jul 2014 20:14

You have to write it! Pretty please? :)

Another time Emilia. Another time. laughing8

Topic Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted 22 Jul 2014 19:58

You made these adjustments in just a couple hours? Well that's pretty impressive. You had a story (idea) already, then you heard of this comp and in a couple hours you figured the proper adjustments to make it work for this comp. That is what you are saying? Well that is very impressive. Good luck in the comp!

Really, you can't come with a story idea in a few hours? What's wrong with you?. Hell, I get an idea within a matter of minutes, it's just the time I take to hammer it out that makes the real difference. Some authors can plan out a story with in a few hours, but writing might take a bit longer. She didn't say she had it written, just planned. BIG DIFFERENCE.

I'm with Sprite on this one dude, you're being a dick, dick.

No, I guess I am not good enough to have a story idea ready to start writing right when the comp is announced. I am not that good unfortunately.

You're with sprite on this one eh? Yeah, me too. How dickish of me to ask an author their method so I can learn how to have a story, sorry, I mean an idea ready to go right when the comp is announced. It's amazing. Usually takes me a week or more to have a thorough idea down for a comp before I can start writing. Probably why I struggle to get them in on time with only a few days left before the comp closes. I found Jayne having an idea ready to go right at the start when she first heard of the comp to be noteworthy. So I asked her about it, my bad. Not sure why you would be so sensitive about it. I would brag if I were that good.

Topic Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted 21 Jul 2014 03:20

I've got my story all planned out, so I'm hoping it's going to be easy to write.

Super excited about this one!!!

Look, not trying to be a dick....

But how do you have your story all planned out just a few hours after the announcement? It's just been a few hours.

Is this the first you've heard of this comp and you already have a story all planned out? That's pretty impressive. Would like to know that process.

Topic Should there be prisons for old people?
Posted 21 Jul 2014 03:12

Stupid old asshole will go to a "prison" where he is with other old assholes getting his meds and meals and care in some "prison" that isnt far off from an assisted care facility. Trust me, I volunteered in one for years, it felt like a prison but the old folks were paying thousands a month to stay there and they got to play chess with the likes of me and negotiate me stealing some extra candy for them if they won. They PAID for that. These were stand up people with careers and that was their fate. Sounds like a prison to me... These were ex pilots, teachers, farmers etc...

This vomit getting to stay in a similar place just because he's old and weak? And we all get to pay for it? What a joke. He should be tossed to the wolves just like his victims were. Let him realize what he did through his own suffering.

Topic Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted 21 Jul 2014 02:15

That reminds of a story you told me once. You know, that time you robbed a bank wearing a lime green thong and nipple tassels?

You rode in on the back of a sheep that you'd spray painted luminous pink. You were wearing a Patrick Swayze latex mask, and had a gun in one hand and a four-foot inflatable cock in the other. As you stashed all of the money in your revealing undies, you shouted at the top of your voice the most foul obscenities known to man. Before leaving, you took the time to urinate in the potted plant in the corner of the room before turning to the CCTV camera on the wall and nonchalantly saying,

"Try recreating that for TV, you fuckers."

(Did that really happen?)

L x

On second thought that might make a better read.

The time I robbed a bank was less... Cinematic... Yet, more effective. It involved: Asians, motorcycles, fake identities, ATMs, weak tellers, college students, lies, and balls.

I may write that one yet. The sex would be crowbarred in though. I'd come off as a hack.

Topic Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted 21 Jul 2014 02:07

That was probably the most inspirational video I have ever seen in my whole life. Sounds like sex with missy would be, literally, out of this world.

The only thing I would object to is that she doesn't come with that hot outfit. It's what kind of sold me on her... Still, hot outfit aside, a thressome with Bo Peep, and her finest, still has my heart. I must put pen to paper to better illustrate this desire.

*picks a banjo*

Topic Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted 20 Jul 2014 22:29

I don't think lush is ready for my inflatable sheep story set in the Appalachian Mountains.

Topic Smoking: Turn on or off?
Posted 20 Jul 2014 22:16

If she just started smoking meth like two days ago, It's a turn on. I mean that bitch is gonna be wild in the sack.

But if she's been tweaking the fuck out for a few years then it's a turn off for sure.

Topic What's your opinion on abortion?
Posted 20 Jul 2014 17:30

How does God feel about porn and erotica and the like? Doesn't that fall under fornication? He's not a huge fan of that. His son also said that to look at a woman who is not your wife with desire is to commit adultery in one's heart, and adultery is one of the Big Ten. And when you break one of the Big Ten, you break them all.

Does that standing alone when God asks why clause apply to fornication? Or is that not an important enough sin?

Also, I recall someone mentioning let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Just can't remember who. You'll have to forgive me. I'm a tad rusty when it comes to Bible-thumping.

If God asks someone why they had an abortion I would imagine he is expecting an explanation before deciding to let them in through the pearly gates or else he wouldn't ask why. So that would mean that in some cases God thinks abortion is okay or else he wouldn't ask for the circumstances leading up to the abortion if in his eyes abortion is a no go. If he thinks it's wrong 100% of the time and isn't going to let you into heaven because you had an abortion then the act of him asking you why you did would make him a sadist.

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 20 Jul 2014 11:37


Actor and feminist, Terry Crews, sheds light on the whole “man up” ideology that young boys are taught in early stages of life. Boys should not play with certain toys that aren’t Tonka Trucks or G.I. Joe’s. Boys should never cry because that is what girls do. Boys should not… blah, blah, blah.

When boys are taught to “man up,” society compares weakness with femininity, and sometimes just being a female is considered weakness, How many times have you heard “Don’t be a pussy” come out the mouths of teenage boys and grown men? Society associates having a “pussy” with weakness. Women are emotional and fragile creatures in a male dominant society and in order for this dominance to remain, men must act like a “man.” A “man” within societal standards is strong, emotionless, intelligent, and aggressive (not necessarily violent, but aggressive in terms of determination and work ethic). To be a “man” society forces men and young boys to suppress what makes them human: emotions, feelings, compassion.

As Terry Crews points out in this interview with Larry King, within the African American community, men are pressured to act a certain way by society. There is a stigma that surrounds African American men, the media portrays them as aggressive, violent, and generally what society expects from a “man.” Men are told to “not be so sensitive” and “don’t be such a girl” when it comes to issues that involve their emotions and feelings. If someone is offended they have every damn right to be upset, sensitivity is not solely for women, sensitivity and feeling are what make you human. Being “feminine,” “sensitive,” or a “girl” does not make you weak. It makes you human.

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 20 Jul 2014 11:36

Terry crews has some interesting thoughts on the way boys are raised.


Topic Big bust up over 'gay cake' Who do you think is right?
Posted 18 Jul 2014 17:48

Wait a minute... There are cake decorators who aren't gay?

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 18 Jul 2014 01:18

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 17 Jul 2014 14:46

Wow if i was u id be more pissed about Sprite naming u that dick (Dawsons creek really) at least i mentioned Jacks who where either HOT or ok...maybe insane and never discovered who they actually where and maybe one drowned but thats James Camerons fault not mine :-"

Jack flew over the cuckoos nest..thats another...just sayin binky

You know, you're right. Sprite is being mean, way out of line actually. I was gonna let it slide but now that you have brought it to my attention. She's bullying me. I think I will start a war with her. She fired the first shot and I should stand up for myself.

Fuck you Sprite!