Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 03 Apr 2014 10:37

https://24.media.tumblr.com/d7d870733dd9171bbae0a53674e46951/tumblr_mzq7b4gVdp1qh5xx2o1_500.jpg

Topic Do you think that most women have lied about their sex life to keep themselves
Posted 03 Apr 2014 10:28



and you were able to keep a straight face?

Yeah, my grandmother believes everything I say. I'm her favorite.

Topic Homemade Porn?
Posted 03 Apr 2014 10:27

I think it's weird when people haven't made homemade porn.

Topic Do you think that most women have lied about their sex life to keep themselves
Posted 03 Apr 2014 10:22



even you? :)

I tell my grandmother I'm saving myself for marriage.

Topic Do you think that most women have lied about their sex life to keep themselves
Posted 03 Apr 2014 10:16

Everyone, both women and men, lie about their sex lives to appear less slutty or more slutty.

Topic How would you turn a woman on without touching her tits, ass or pussy?
Posted 03 Apr 2014 10:06


How would you turn a woman on without touching her tits, ass or pussy?

You send that bitch a smiley face.

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 03 Apr 2014 10:03


My new favorite GIF...

http://upload.lushstories.com/1378519343-MagicalCarnage.gif

Me too.

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 31 Mar 2014 12:35


You really a pathetic excuse for a man.
You seem to delight in causing as much trouble as you can. You post with the sole intention of intimidation, the classic behaviour of a bully. That won't succeed with me as your venemous barbs just illustrate your lack of intellect.

Venomous Barbs? Compare what I said to you in response to what you said to that girl who is clearly having a tough time emotionally. The parts I bolded are to show where you are being a dick to her and also where you are being a hypocrite.

In case others are wondering why you posted this. it was because I responded to your Rage Cage post with which was deleted!
It is specious to state that it was not connected, the timing fits too well. That anger was directed at other members, which is not allowed.
My post was merely to tell you not to continue in that vein and to calm down. <- who made you an authority on what is allowed?
I, along with most of the other posters, have no idea about who you are. <- no one really knows who anyone is here.
The problem is we are becoming to notice <- who is we ? a lot of posts where you criticise without giving a reason. A lot of people "know" me from the forums and I haue argued with a lot of them. While I may not agree with them, I give my reasons and they respond with theirs. That is a healthy way to debate. <- you're not giving many reasons here in this thread.
You seem to come across as suiting your user name. You act like a spoilt brat who is used to getting her own way. Well Lush, along with real life, is not like that. If you are unable to argue your point then stick to the inoccuous threads and you won't get upset. <- this isn't mean and hypocritical on your part? You're picking on her.

Now this is what I said to you.

Oh my god... Shut the hell up. Everyone is different.

Don't listen to them daddysweatheart. You keep doing you.


I was actually defending her from you but I'm the bully?

I guess when it's done to you it's different huh? If you wouldn't have said what you said to her I wouldn't have said what I said to you. Plus the way you responded was confrontational. Don't respond like that If confrontation makes you uncomfortable.

Don't be a hypocrite.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 31 Mar 2014 12:03




This one I actually like. A multi level followers badge system: one at 100 followers, the next at 200, and the ultimate 500 followers badge.

The 500 follower badge could even be gold. Since I imagine only a handful of people have amassed that many followers. I think that would make it one of the most coveted badges around.

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 31 Mar 2014 11:28

MF, rather than take up any more space in the thread, I'll just PM you, okay?

No don't do that. I'm so very lazy to return PMs.

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 31 Mar 2014 11:19

I clicked on the thread because I had already posted on it, not because you posted here.

I'm not rising to the bait, MF, I think you understand perfectly well what I'm talking about.



No, I don't know what you are talking about. Do you know what I'm talking about?

1. No one cares if you, personally, don't like a post. You think I like your posts? They are all lame, boring and inside jokes with your friends. You think members give a shit about a big sandwich or whatever the fuck that thread is about? I've been here for years and I still have no idea what the hell that is... It's threads like that that make new members feel like Lush is cliquey.

2. Who are the many others? Did you personally ask all the 200,000 members what their opinion was? Or was it a handful of old, tired members who have been here forever who have nothing better to do than to whine about a post I made? Talk about a non-representative minority.

3. These kind of posts in threads - that are stupid to begin with - have been happening for years. If it drives people away from the forums why do they get so many views and responses? Why has lush membership grown as much as it has if I single handedly drive people away. It's a ridiculous notion.


Isn't this post the very same thing you're accusing me of? This isn't "flaming"? The hypocrisy here is astounding.


No answers? Nothing? That's what I thought.

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 31 Mar 2014 10:48

Can we please, please, please not have another ridiculous flame war?

Yet another thread that gets pissed on by people who simply can't keep their own counsel or bite their tongues?



This thread? You're complaining that this thread is now ruined? Have you read it?



I for one haven't missed the shit stirring and winding up. In fact, along with many others, I'm pretty sick of it. Fighting for the sake of it, winding people up and trying to cause grief. It's old, it's tired and it's juvenile.

It not only pisses people who enjoy the forums off, but I personally think it reflects pretty badly on the site and stops people from making reasonable posts, for fear of getting shit on by a non-representative minority.



1. No one cares if you, personally, don't like a post. You think I like your posts? They are all lame, boring and inside jokes with your friends. You think members give a shit about a big sandwich or whatever the fuck that thread is about? I've been here for years and I still have no idea what the hell that is... It's threads like that that make new members feel like Lush is cliquey.

2. Who are the many others? Did you personally ask all the 200,000 members what their opinion was? Or was it a handful of old, tired members who have been here forever who have nothing better to do than to whine about a post I made? Talk about a non-representative minority.

3. These kind of posts in threads - that are stupid to begin with - have been happening for years. If it drives people away from the forums why do they get so many views and responses? Why has lush membership grown as much as it has if I single handedly drive people away. It's a ridiculous notion.



We get it, you're funny as fuck and know what buttons to push to get a reaction, but it's tiresome as fuck and makes the forums a crappy place to hang out.



Isn't this post the very same thing you're accusing me of? This isn't "flaming"? The hypocrisy here is astounding.



You should start a flamewar thread or something, where this sort of crap is acceptable and people who don't want to see it or be a part of it can simply avoid it.



That's the lamest thing I have ever heard. If you see my name by a thread. Don't click it.

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 31 Mar 2014 10:07


I notice you edited your post! Certainly not the "shut the fuck up!" that you originally posted. I didn't notice any sarcasm in that, only vitriol. You see you can't edit the What You Missed wall.

That's not the part that was sarcastic... Plus I edited it like two seconds after I posted it to add the "oh my god" part then felt "hell" was funnier to use. I can edit it back to "fuck" if you like. It doesn't really change the fact that sarcasm went over your head though...then you thought you were all smart by saying sarcasm went over my head when in reality it was just you not keeping up from the beginning.

It was like sarcasmception. Pretty dumb on your part dude.

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 31 Mar 2014 09:44


If you can't see sarcasm when it slaps you in the face then it proves my point.


Funny because my first post in response to you was laced with sarcasm... What a dimwit. laughing8

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 31 Mar 2014 09:23


Welcome back. I'm glad to see that you've lost none of your ability of erudite reasoning.
If you are looking for a battle of wits then you totally unarmed!!!

Your second sentence doesn't agree with your third sentence (which is ironically very poorly constructed).

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 31 Mar 2014 08:50



Would that be like... one star through five stars? Why not fractional stars too, say in fifths, perhaps?

I have numerous friends who do not have anything published at Lush and they enjoy reading and rating stories. Would be a shame to deny anyone the capability simply because they prefer to read our work more than they wish to submit their own creations.

Be more inclusive, not less.



I know right... You hardly have any readers as it is.




Anyway... I think that a versatile author badge is a good idea but I have wondered before why there isn't a badge for authors that have a lot of followers. Like there are badges for story "views" which is just clicks on your story or badges for having 100 published stories but I feel that people that actually follow you is more of an accomplishment. Maybe There can be one for like 100 followers or 200 or whatever would make the badge something worth having.

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 31 Mar 2014 08:33



The problem is we are becoming to notice a lot of posts where you criticise without giving a reason. A lot of people "know" me from the forums and I haue argued with a lot of them. While I may not agree with them, I give my reasons and they respond with theirs. That is a healthy way to debate.
You seem to come across as suiting your user name. You act like a spoilt brat who is used to getting her own way. Well Lush, along with real life, is not like that. If you are unable to argue your point then stick to the inoccuous threads and you won't get upset.

Oh my god... Shut the hell up. Everyone is different.

Don't listen to them daddysweatheart. You keep doing you.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 30 Mar 2014 18:00

https://31.media.tumblr.com/6d9ba68e8320bab21296eb32b4649a5b/tumblr_n185c1P60T1t55ll0o1_400.gif

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 30 Mar 2014 16:54

who would pay for me..honestly?

That there depends on how purty your mouth is...boy.

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 30 Mar 2014 16:40



my heart, just got blacker..



Dude... I think you got your next poem title right there. I like it. It's edgy, dark and cool.

My heart... just got blacker .

Sounds dope, I don't know. Better write something up before someone steals it.

Topic what do you think of lush ladies??
Posted 30 Mar 2014 09:38


They are all lovely ladys

Yeah but usually a Lush 9 is like a real life 3.5

Just sayin'.

Topic what do you think of lush ladies??
Posted 30 Mar 2014 09:37

I prefer honesty. The absence of hypocrisy. Someone who is not a manipulator or player of stupid games.



http://upload.lushstories.com/1370647901-tumblr_inline_mzqliuo7tA1qkpz9f.png

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 30 Mar 2014 09:00



PS. Don't be giving any discounts either, you know union rules.

Fuck no. Straight up 68 and I owe her 1.

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 30 Mar 2014 08:59



hey, some of our best american poets wrote protest songs, meaningful lyrics about racism and injustice and poverty and war. i think thread protests rank up there alongside those subjects in importance.

Dude...have you read the poem? It's not exactly The times they are a changin' by Dylan... But I guess each movement has to start somewhere.

Topic What song title does the person immediately above you remind you of?
Posted 30 Mar 2014 08:48

stupid girl ~ garbage

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 30 Mar 2014 08:45



we've been talking about making it a new category, actually. :)

Thread protest poetry? Sounds like a drag but to each their own.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 30 Mar 2014 08:42

//www.youtube.com/embed/RsQjC5zVnt8

Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 30 Mar 2014 08:34



you are offputting...sorry..roflmao

fish

Amusing and hilarious!!



This thread was already pretty funny.

I wrote a new poem about how I feel...and it's posted.
And I won't be replying in this thread anymore.

Then this happened. I think this is the first time I have ever seen someone write a poem in protest of a thread. Incredible.

Topic what is the sexiest thing a Dom/sub has ever done/said to you?
Posted 30 Mar 2014 08:23



:)

I think of the 'emanicipation proclaimation.' Whether jest, half-jest, or serious, I am new. Thank you for answering.

Well, welcome to lush.

And I was being serious. My slave was like the female equivalent of Nat Turner.

Topic Foot licking?
Posted 29 Mar 2014 13:13

I'd let a chick lick and suck my toes. I'd be like, "why don't you clip my nails and give my feet a rub too while you're down there, princess."