Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic If you COULD suck your own dick....?
Posted 25 Mar 2014 16:02

What do you mean... if I could?

Topic if a woman tells you she loves you, would you run away?
Posted 25 Mar 2014 16:00

In my experience, right after a woman tells me she loves me, it is the perfect time to ask her to "borrow" a large amount of money. They just can't say no.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 25 Mar 2014 15:50

**Image removed by moderator. Too explicit for this section of the forum.**

Topic Bidet....yes? no?
Posted 12 Dec 2013 10:06

OMG. The bloody French. Their sanctimoneous concern about pussy cleaniness. ffs! Musty smelling quims are gorgeous!

Bidets aren't for normal smells. They are for piss flaps.

Topic You've GOT to be kidding Me!
Posted 12 Dec 2013 09:07

I think it is just another case of a non-story being blown way the fuck out of proportion!!

That is true, in some of my original posts in this thread I was saying how the media leaves a lot of things out to make a more sensational story.

Topic You've GOT to be kidding Me!
Posted 12 Dec 2013 09:04

Whrere? Id like to read those.

Just simple common sense would tell you that the school found out in the first place because the girl told on him. It's not like the school is watching every kid every second. Especially if he is sneaking up on her.

The fact that it went so far as to get the kid a suspension and he still did it again let's you know the boy's mother didn't really tell the kid to not do it again or 'else'.

Usually when someone is suspended the school will question all the students involved. Doesn't seem she liked it or wanted it if he had to sneak up on her.

Topic Bidet....yes? no?
Posted 12 Dec 2013 08:50

I would keep it just so I could tell people I don't like that it is a drinking fountain with the best filtration technology developed in Europe.

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 12 Dec 2013 08:47

Topic Drunk Teen kills four, injures nine. Gets probation.
Posted 12 Dec 2013 08:41


Topic You've GOT to be kidding Me!
Posted 12 Dec 2013 08:35

School drops sexual harrassment claim/charge

Yelton's mother, Jennifer Saunders, said her son had an "innocent crush" on the girl and kissed her on the hand during a reading group.

But the mother of the girl, Jade Masters-Ownbey, said that Hunter had tried to kiss her daughter "over and over" without her permission, and that she supported the suspension.

"Not once, but over and over," Masters-Ownbey wrote on Facebook. "Not with her permission but sneaking up on her."

"I've had to coach her about what to do when you don't want someone touching you," she told the Canon City Daily Record. "But they won't stop."

Hunter already had received an in-school suspension for kissing the same girl.

Saunders said she understood the most recent suspension, but that the sexual harassment label was unwarranted.

I find it odd that some of you think this is the genesis of being a gentleman and not the complete opposite.

Topic Do you prefer Red or White wine??
Posted 11 Dec 2013 06:23

Some say the complexities and notes are better in white wine

Nobody has ever said that in the history of wine.

Topic You've GOT to be kidding Me!
Posted 11 Dec 2013 05:50

Actually, the media DID include he had been in trouble before. That's nothing new for a boy or kid his age.
The mom is fighting to get it off his record and for the wording to be changed. I say more power to her. I would do the same thing.

I agree it's unfortunate that the boy keeps on, but there are other measures. Putting something like that on his record is incorrect and wrong.

Yes this is true. But the clip doesn't really delve into the degree of trouble. They just say, he had kissed her on the cheek before.

The putting him on record as some kind of sexual offender is wrong, I do agree there.

But what do you think about his image being used in the story and the mom appearing? Why would a mother want to make this a national story? I guess to take the sexual offender label off her kid but the story also fails to mention how long that stays on his record. Is it just for elementary school? The end of the current year? High School? Adult record? What?

Topic You've GOT to be kidding Me!
Posted 11 Dec 2013 03:35

I agree with everything you say Mazza, the label of sexual harassment and the sensationalization of it is a bit much. But I also think about how the times are different than when you or me were this age.

The media can't really be trusted to put out facts in a real way. The mother of hunter is outraged but has she spoken to hunter about boundaries? Maybe so maybe not. Did the school try, try and try again to get hunter to keep his hands to himself? Maybe they did maybe they didn't. A good news story won't tell you, that would be boring. They want to say, Hunter kissed a girl ON THE HAND and now he's suspended. When hunter could have a long history of fighting, bullying, disrupting class, etc. We just don't know because the media will leave out those details to make a more sensational story.

Also, in the united states, Hunter's mom would have had to okay the use of hunter and herself's image. If Hunter's mom didn't want him vilified on the news then he wouldn't have been. Raises questions, know what I mean?

Topic You've GOT to be kidding Me!
Posted 11 Dec 2013 02:47

The article says that this kid has kissed the girl before and was told not to. If the little girl doesn't want to be touched or kissed by little Hunter than she shouldn't have to go to school and then have to just brush it aside when this kid kisses her again when she doesn't want to be kissed and the boy has been told not to. It is harassment. He is old enough to know that when an adult tells you not to do something, don't do it.

Teach boys not to rape girls instead of teaching girls not to get raped.

Yeah I know that he didn't rape her but that kid knew that he wasn't supposed to kiss her. What does it teach this girl and boy if after being warned not to do something that makes someone uncomfortable sexually? That there are no repercussions?

The girl doesn't want to be kissed. He kisses her anyway and she sees nothing is done about it? Gee, she will think she's all alone and that she is wrong. She grows up and a kiss becomes a grope and a grope becomes penetration. But she has been taught to not say anything because she is overreacting.. It's just a kiss, it's just a grope. No one is going to help her anyway so why would she seek help to stop it? It would only embarrass her further.

The boy learns that okay, they told me not to kiss but I will anyway. So he does, nothing is done about it and he then learns, gee, it's okay to invade a girl's space and do whatever I want, big deal? As he gets older and his thoughts turn from kissing to other things, guess what he is going to do?

That is how rape culture is created.

Topic Putting yourself in your stories,and re using the same charater's in some of your stories.
Posted 11 Dec 2013 01:04

Most of my stories have reoccurring characters in them. The stories aren't really sequels to each other but I like to think that they all exist in the same universe or circle of friends and acquaintances.

My most reoccurring character is one called Melanie. She is the main character in in the first story I wrote about her called, Pin the Tail on the Hoe . She is a secondary character in a sequel to that story called the Sexual Saint . She is later a big plot element in another story I won a contest with called Let Her Eat Cake but never actually appears in it. The same melanie character appears again in another story I placed third in a contest with called Mignonette where she is one of the main characters again. I think this makes writing more fun and it also makes it more fun to read for people that read all my stories. The character has a history and it makes her feel all the more real.

Another character that pops up in my stories a lot is one called christine. She has a whole series called one thing leads to another where she is a main character but appears randomly in unrelated stories I write but that occur in the same universe. She is Melanie's friend in Pin the Tail on the Hoe and is a slutty girl at a party in No Sympathy for Lilly Black .

Those are just two. There are many other minor characters in my stories that are in more than one story. If you notice the same name more than once in my stories it is the same character. I'm very careful about making their personalities the same every time I use them.

I totally recommend writers do this. A lot of the readers won't notice but it will make it easier for you to write when you build up a few characters you can wind up and let loose in your writing. You can focus more on the story rather than trying to invent characters every time.

I'm more than happy to discuss writing when it comes to serial stories, sequels and reoccurring characters with anyone that would like to.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 10 Dec 2013 11:10

Topic Golden Showers?
Posted 09 Dec 2013 22:59

Golden showers are so 90s. Mudslides are all the rage with the kids nowadays.

Topic Long Distance
Posted 09 Dec 2013 22:32

In a long distance BDSM relationship, how does the part where the Master spanks the slave work? Does the master go, "okay now I'm gonna spank you!" then the sub puts the phone down and spanks herself? Does the sub sometimes spank herself too hard and use a safe word and says it into the phone then the Master is like, "sorry baby, I'll ease up."

I'm just curious about how you go about this aspect of a BDSM relationship when it's long distance.

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 22:21

Because so many people asked here what is so special on our relationship? How can a lush marriage work? I will give you some answer to rub your dick guys: I saw my lovely wife in RL and she is the most beautiful creature I know so far. We match perfectly and we are in love with each other. I mean the real love not this cyber shit you maybe are used to. So the real answer is: We put of course a bit reality in it. We will see where that leads us... love3








Topic Guess the real name of the person above you.
Posted 09 Dec 2013 18:12

Muffy McQueso

Topic Guess the real name of the person above you.
Posted 09 Dec 2013 18:03

Dolores de la Cooch

Topic Guess the real name of the person above you.
Posted 09 Dec 2013 17:46


Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 09 Dec 2013 17:00

Topic Anyone else have a butterface fetish?
Posted 09 Dec 2013 16:21

I wonder if this topic hits a little too close to home for some of the more fired up chicks in this thread.

Topic who wants to get dominated?
Posted 09 Dec 2013 13:01

It has been a rough week or so... so please everyone take my posts accordingly. I am done with it all. I don't want to cause problems or get into any internet tit for tats . I apologize.

That's what online forums and message boards are. You post a thought then someone responds to it. If you don't like it you're better off writing your thoughts in a diary were no one can respond to what you said and you won't have to constantly keep apologizing.

This is like jumping in a swimming pool then getting upset because you got wet... Don't jump in and you won't get wet.

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 11:57

But like art there are many dimensions to life and if you are open, the horizons can stretch further and you can have new experiences on a daily basis. Before perspective was discovered art was largely 2 dimensional. Then perspective was discovered and it became 3 dimensional.

I don't know... Sculpture has always been three dimensional... Even before perspective... I assume you are talking about painting? Funny metaphor since perspective in painting is just an illusion and a painting is still two dimensional... Sorry it's just funny because of what you're applying your metaphor to.

Topic He's married, I am single....he is not making enough time for me....should I bail out or stick w
Posted 09 Dec 2013 11:46

He's married, I am single....he is not making enough time for me....should I bail out or stick w dontknow

You should tell him you're gonna tell his wife and demand he give you 500 (can't make it too high so his wife doesn't notice) dollars cash a week to keep you quiet. If he doesn't believe you or that his wife will take you seriously start describing his cock in perfect detail and let it sink into his head that if his wife were to hear you she would no doubt believe you. Easy money.

Topic Masturbating To Your Crush?
Posted 09 Dec 2013 11:29

I only masturbate to my enemies.

Topic Have you come out to family/parents?
Posted 09 Dec 2013 11:16

I understood exactly what he meant and if I'd responded earlier and cleared it up then all the unpleasantness would have been avoided.

Not really. What exactly did he mean when he said it annoys him when gay people come out of the closet? How is that them shoving their gayness down his throat? What did he mean when he said that it is not necessary for gay people to come out of the closet anymore (or around him I guess)?

Sounds like people who think my white girlfriend is shoving her interracial relationship down their throats when she kisses me in front of them or when we tell them that we are officially dating now.

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 09 Dec 2013 02:50

Hey pussycat stop whining and wondering here on our wedding announcement. The question how real our relation is are not your business. We will keep you up to date if we want to share more with you. Move on and search yourself a mate here or wherever else.

I didn't question wether it was real... You said that................

I was asking about how a lush prenup works... I mean you guys have one... Maybe I'm asking so I can work out the details of my own Lush prenup... You guys aren't very helping or welcoming to members wondering about how this all works.

How is Nice this time of year? Chilly? If ya'll live in the same city why not just get married for real? Or like... Date?