Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 17 May 2014 22:43


Topic How do you feel about guys touching you up in bars and clubs?
Posted 17 May 2014 01:50

I have a few friends who can grope up on me without me or my boyfriend caring

Well shit girl, that state of confusion can't be that far from Cali... Lets get some lambada going on.

Topic Beautiful Faces of Women & Handsome Faces of Men
Posted 16 May 2014 00:26

Topic 3 words a man loves to hear a woman say...
Posted 15 May 2014 22:47

You're so cool.

Topic Great Film Scenes
Posted 15 May 2014 22:45


Topic Sexy girls wearing tank top undershirts
Posted 15 May 2014 11:59

Topic M.I.A. Born Free music video... Ginger Genocide
Posted 15 May 2014 11:46

Have you guys heard this song? The title is controversial because it is mostly left up to interpretation and many parents groups are concerned about what it exactly alludes to. What say you?


Topic Foot Fetish? yeah or nay
Posted 15 May 2014 10:36

I like massaging a woman's feet. Especially while just relaxing watching TV or something. Not if they have a fucking snaggle toe or anything like that though... I have before when laying in a large tub with a girl but other than that, no sucking on them either. Like I washed them in the water so I knew they were clean and she had small, normal looking feet. No fucked up knuckles or anything. So I wouldn't say I have a foot fetish but a woman's feet are part of the whole package.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 15 May 2014 10:13

Topic What Do You Think About Interracial Sex?
Posted 14 May 2014 14:03

This! Every single word.

Differing races exist. There's nothing wrong with acknowledging that as long as one doesn't do so for discriminatory purposes.

I like putting nuts on top of chocolate vanilla swirl.

Topic What Do You Think About Interracial Sex?
Posted 14 May 2014 13:56

What? Where the hell did you get racist from?
If the op had meant that why wouldn't the ask it. I mean that isn't hard.
As far as beligerent goes, your phase has lasted a lifetime. It was just more obvious before December.
Annoying? If you find me so annoying why do you constantly take digs? You really should find something to occupy your mind.

You've spelled belligerent wrong twice now.

What? Where the hell did you get racist from?


It makes me wonder if the op was hoping for a racist remark.

I think it's time for you to take a deep breath and have a glass of water.

Topic What Do You Think About Interracial Sex?
Posted 14 May 2014 13:17

No, I didn't miss your first post at all. It just made the second one all the more crass. It was during you beligerent phase.
I didn't know that you were psychic, knowing what the op really meant. I just refered to it how it reads, an either or question.
No, I'm not under the influence of anything. Are you?

During my belligerent phase? What?

It's not called being a psychic... Funny you say that though since you assumed the OP was being racist.

Go to a porn site and click on the interracial tag. It's all black men with white women or black women with white men. That is why I know what the OP meant. It's a fetish when referring to porn.

You seriously wanted the OP to sit there and list every single type of person in every possible combination? Especially when they are talking about a specific sex category? Just stupid, very very stupid and annoying and stupid.

Topic What Do You Think About Interracial Sex?
Posted 14 May 2014 12:25

That was you quote on this thread.
The question says exactly what I posted. So why would one be better than the other? What difference does it make?
I must really get to you! Why else do you like to single mx posts out. You really need to get over it or I might think there's more to it.

Oh yes, I did say that. I said interracial sex was wrong. I was being sarcastic. I was probably talking with a friend who is black and then posted that to be stupid. I also commented earlier in this thread seriously but you missed that. So dumb...

I told you what they most likely meant when asking which is better already.

Are you drunk? You don't make much sense.

Topic What Do You Think About Interracial Sex?
Posted 14 May 2014 12:06

Well you tell me which is better? What difference does it make if it's a white guy with a black girl or a black guy with a white girl.
All of the other races and combinations seem to have been ruled out. That's why it's ridiculous.

I don't understand the significance of quoting me as saying "it's wrong".

They are asking what turns people on the most. Interracial, when referring to porn or sex stories is about a white person with a black person. They are asking if people like seeing a black guy fuck a white chick or a white guy fuck a black chick more. Saying you have absolutely no preference because everyone is the same is disingenuous.

People also ask lush users if they prefer big tits or small tits too. Are you going to say that all tits are the same or that they excluded average sized tits?

You're always acting like a lil bitch and looking for transgressions of political correctness that don't exist. It's a sex site, people have very specific things they like to jerk off too. It doesn't mean they are disapproving of things that don't fit in their spank bank or yours.

Topic What Do You Think About Interracial Sex?
Posted 14 May 2014 11:41

I suggest that you read the op, son!


I did. Tell me what about it is begging for a racist remark.

You get your panties twisted up over everything but never really have any explanations why.

Topic Beautiful Faces of Women & Handsome Faces of Men
Posted 14 May 2014 11:14

Topic Beautiful Faces of Women & Handsome Faces of Men
Posted 14 May 2014 11:14

Topic What Do You Think About Interracial Sex?
Posted 14 May 2014 11:06

Possibly the most ridiculous question I've seen here. It makes me wonder if the op was hoping for a racist remark.

Maybe the original poster just likes sex with people that look different than him/her. There's a whole category about it in the story section. Why don't you relax.


Topic How do you feel when guys check out your wife or girlfriend?
Posted 14 May 2014 10:48

It depends on who they are and how they do it. Most of the time it's just like, "well she's hot I don't blame you for sneaking a peak, I would too."

When it's creepy, blatant, lingering, or repeated to the point of making her uncomfortable or annoying me I'm like, "I'll bash yo fookin ed in, mate."

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 14 May 2014 01:32


Nice tomb (Joli Caveau)

Yeah, I'm hiding things from you,
you would suffer if you knew,
and still it's a pain in the ass being unable to share
Slamming a good fact into your face,
that would do me some good,
I envy your happiness,
it's your ignorance that does you good.

You live in a tomb,
your head filled with water,
no worries, lobotomy. (x2)

Lobotomy, lobotomy...
Lobotomy, lobotomy...

I have to tell you, you bore yourself to death every day,
earning your dough with your damn lousy job.

I have to tell you you don't even exist,
and nobody will remember you,
you're already forgotten,
in fact you're stillborn. (x2)

You live in a tomb,
your head filled with water,
no worries, lobotomy. (x2)

Lobotomy, lobotomy...
Lobotomy, lobotomy...

Topic Review: Tommy Gunn Penis Extension
Posted 13 May 2014 02:56

Thanks for your feedback. I wasn't even sure it would pass the verification process; it was a bit of an experimental piece for me. clown

And yes, just an 8-inch cock is pretty impressive (almost frightening actually).

It already looks considerably huge on the video I posted, but even that doesn't do it justice. I swear it looks much bigger when you're holding it in your own hands, even more so when it's inserted and attached to a man. Seeing a cock that big on the shelf of a sex shop might already provoke a ' God, that's fucking big! ' feeling, but when you take it a few steps further and you're about the get penetrated fiercely by a man possessing such an appendage, trust me, you really start to realize how big it is.

I swear, I didn't witness a lot of porn actors who had a dick that big in the many videos I ever watched, aside from those typical 'monster cock' scenes (some of which being actually fake). Most of the actors that people typically consider 'huge' are usually in the 7-something range.

When it comes to cocks' sizes, only 1/4 to 1/2 inch smaller/bigger is easily noticeable, really. The big majority of men (75%+) stand between 5 and 6-1/2 inches. Just a 6-1/2 cock appears considerably bigger than a 6-inch one, and a lot of women would probably go ' Woah! That's definitely in the upper range, certainly 8 inches or so! '.

And the more you would increase in size past the 6-1/2 'upper average', the rarer you'd become. At 7-inch, a man is already bigger than 92,5% of other men (1/15 men); at 8-inch, he'd be bigger than 99,67% of them (1/300 men). You can guess the probability of a 9, 10 or 12-inch cock from these statistics...

The most accurate scenes to observe the range/diversity of penis sizes are amateur or semi-professional gangbang/bukkake scenes. These actors are not chosen for the size of their dicks; they're only 'average men' willing to participate in such scenes. And really, all the guys you witness in those scenes are within a somewhat limited range; it's rare to see a guy that's definitely smaller/bigger than the rest. It happens, but it's rare. I own a few dozens of these scenes (100+), some of them featuring more than 30 guys. That's somewhere between 1000-3000 cocks, and not a single one of them was as big as this sleeve.

Here's my favorite link concerning penis statistics, which was established according to the most serious studies ever made on the subject:

Dude... You're like the Stephen hawking of Penis.

Topic How do you get Grooveshark Playlist to play automatically?
Posted 13 May 2014 02:48

I had this set on my page at one time. Eventually, I drove myself mad with it because not always was I somewhere where the music starting up was appropriate.

Of those times when the music started up in inappropriate places, how inappropriate was it to be going on a sex site to begin with?

Topic Review: Tommy Gunn Penis Extension
Posted 12 May 2014 15:37

When the weekend finally arrived and the girl was on her way, I carefully hid the sleeve inside my bathroom, planning for my big surprise (pun intended). When the girl arrived and we were ready to have sex after some half-naked foreplay, I said enthusiastically:

"Get yourself comfortable, I need to go to the bathroom. I have a surprise for you."

I went to the bathroom, got naked, quickly inserted the sleeve and came out wearing only a towel around my waist, trying desperately to hide that huge thing by pressing it against my stomach. The girl was on my bed, already fully naked.

"So, do you still crave a monster cock? Think you can handle me?", I said as I threw my towel.

The expression on her face really was a thing to witness (lol)

Topic Acoustic Marvels
Posted 12 May 2014 15:00


Topic Story not showing up when logged off
Posted 12 May 2014 13:48


Van Gogh, hit play then read very closely...

The organizing principle of any writing society, Van Gogh, is to be read. The authority of Lush over its writers resides in its readership. And they wanted to end the readership on the second page. They wanted to call off the reader race in favor of cooperation with the Van Gogh haters. They signed a treaty with the haters to vanish your story. They refused to acknowledge this conspiracy on May 11 2014 and they set out to withdraw from negotiations. But all of that ended on the 12th of May, 2014. As early as 10 am, they knew you were destined for more readership in Southeast Asia. Like Caesar, you were surrounded by enemies and something's underway, but it has no face. Yet everybody in the loop knows...

Everything is cellularized. No one has said, 'she must die.' There's been no vote. Nothing's on paper. There's no one to blame. It's as old as the crucifixion. A moderator firing squad: five bullets, one blank. No one's guilty, because everyone in the power structure who knows anything has a plausible deniability. There are no compromising connections except at the most secret point. But what's paramount is that it must succeed. No matter how many of your stories vanish, no matter how much it costs, the perpetrators must be on the winning side and never subject to prosecution for anything by anyone. That is a coup d'├ętat....

They've been doing it all through Lush history. Kings are killed, Mr. Van Gogh. The front page is power, nothing more! Oh, don't take my word for it, don't believe me. Do your own work, your own thinkin'....

I would never actually testify in court. No chance in hell. No, I'd be suspended and gagged, maybe sent to a cyber institution, maybe worse, you too. I can give you the background, but you have to find the foreground, the little things. Keep digging. Remember, you're the only person to bring a trial in the conspiracy to hide your stories off the main page for no less than 8 hours. That's important, it's historic...

You don't have a choice anymore. You've become a significant threat to the national security of the Lush structure. They would have gagged you already but you got a lot of light on you. Instead, they're trying to destroy your credibility. They already have in many circles on this site. Be honest. Your only chance is to come up with a case. Something. Anything. Make arrests. Stir the shit storm. Hope to reach a point of critical mass that'll start a chain reaction of people coming forward. Then the Lush government'll crack. Remember, fundamentally, people are suckers for the truth, and the truth is on your side, Van Gogh. I just hope you get a break.

Topic what happened to JohnC?
Posted 12 May 2014 00:52

I couldn't have said it better myself clown Gotta run Jack, thanks for playing..

Thanks for playing what? Are you saying you realize the character from Brokeback mountain is gay? Yeah I know... That's why I said it. That i s the joke. JohnC can't quit me.

You really are beyond stupid.

Topic what happened to JohnC?
Posted 12 May 2014 00:40

Wasn't the guy you just quoted, gay?

Just quiet down trinket. I'm on a whole other intellectual level than you. You're just wasting my time now.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 12 May 2014 00:36

Imagine all the cat fur you can get from your big assconfused1

I laugh, I laugh!

You win round fox vermin.

Next time you not so lucky, I shoot first and ask the question later.

If any fur left from big head, I make warm fur thong for man back.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 12 May 2014 00:24

Good thing I'm doing my job right thenRegaeman Man

I make entire coat from fox fur just from your big head! I laugh at this!

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 12 May 2014 00:12

My guess: 5'8" 155lbs

Look at gaysexual gypsy with hand out. No lira for you.