Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic what is the sexiest thing a Dom/sub has ever done/said to you?
Posted 27 Mar 2014 16:41

I was 39, she was 37... She'd won a powerball about 3 years before she and I met. She was married / separated and I met her 8 months earlier for lunch...



So I guess you weren't worth cheating on her husband with? Makes sense. So 8 months later when she was alone and desperate you confirmed her original assessment?



You're awfully curious about my various posts, Felix. Why is that? You don't have anything original of your own to add to any conversations?


Yes. You're a beacon of originality. Everyone knows that I love your posts.

Funny you should say that - that I'm curious about your various posts - Didn't you send a few thousand word private messages to your friend list about me a few months back? I believe one of my posts set you off and you sent me a strongly worded letter which I ignored then you went on a furious typing rampage. You went on about how you have been keeping an eye on me for four years now and I guess you've been keeping me in line? How's that working out for ya?

Come'on... spill and share with everyone your vast experiences.

We both know I can't talk about my experiences... Too many tattletales. You should know that. Shhh

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Topic Morning Routine
Posted 27 Mar 2014 09:52

My name is Jack. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of Jack; some kind of abstraction. You can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... Simply, they are not.

Topic what is the sexiest thing a Dom/sub has ever done/said to you?
Posted 27 Mar 2014 09:35



She told me some eight months later over dinner, "This isn't going to work as I'd initially hoped it would. You're strong willed and so am I and we're both trying to seduce each other using our familiar tactics."

We only screwed that one night after dinner (along with some fisting, face painting & gushing on her part).




So...basically it took you eight months to get fisted?

Your game must have been getting a little rusty by this decade I suppose. Was it one of your later active years? like sometime in the 90's?

Topic What kind of love have you got?
Posted 27 Mar 2014 09:17

What kind of love have you got?

Love/Hate

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 27 Mar 2014 08:53

//www.youtube.com/embed/ZvSgLHWR16o

Wake up
You're gettin' high on your own supply
Oh, baby, you're still alive when you could've died , oh
The world is not around because of you
You know I'm not around because of you

You've got a mouthful of diamonds
And a pocketful of secrets
I know you're never telling anyone
Because the patterns they control your mind
Those patterns take away my time
Hello, goodbye

Wasted
You tell the truth when you could've lied
And troubles are on the rise 'cause you're in disguise, oh
And if it isn't me
Then pack your bags and leave
I wish I could believe blue devils won't take you back
Out to the salty sea

You've got a mouthful of diamonds
And a pocketful of secrets
I know you're never telling anyone
Because the patterns they control your mind
Those patterns take away my time
Hello,
Goodbye

I wish I could believe ...

Topic Long Distance
Posted 27 Mar 2014 08:46

COMMUNICATION

Also What Felix was mocking...

There are a lot of different sides and aspects to a relationship; especially one that has a major BDSM focus. Long-distance while, not preferable, will help you develop facets in the D/s part of your relationship and will grow the faith and trust in the other person.

I hope you guys work it out and it goes well for you.

I was being serious.

I see you used all the stock terms like faith, grow, trust blah blah blah but you didn't explain anything at all.

HOW do you develop that in regards to the BDSM aspect of the relationship when it is long distance..... Is it just like in a chat window and the master is like, "you shut up and take my cock now slave!" and then the slave just shuts up? How does the master even know the slave is still there after a while? If the slave says something after they were told to shut up do they then smack themselves after the master is like "why youuu, punish yourself now for disobeying me!" Has a slave tied themselves up so well before that they can't get to the phone and then the master has to punish them some more for ignoring them or some shit?

HOW DOES IT WORK

Topic Soulmates
Posted 27 Mar 2014 08:34

The concept of soul mates is kinda stupid when you think about it. We are animals that have evolved over millions of years to multiply and survive. You can get two random people and put them on a deserted island and after a while they will think they are soul mates. It's a trick our brain plays on us so we will eventually want to have children with someone, someone who is our "soul mate" so we will want to stick around and protect the baby and the mother too. It's just a survival instinct so the human race, as a whole, will continue on.

Topic Body Odor....specifically down below....
Posted 27 Mar 2014 08:31

Go to the fucking doctor.

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 25 Mar 2014 19:13

I swear, I love reading all the replies in this thread. Every man loves fuller women... that's more fit girls for me!

Come my pretties, nobody appreciates all the efforts you make to look gorgeous here. glasses8



You should read the first few pages of this thread. WW3 almost broke out.

Topic do you prefer hold ups or suspenders or tights
Posted 25 Mar 2014 17:13

One of my exes prefered I wear a stocking over my head and then we'd play hold up.

Topic Announcing our new "Oral Sex" story competition, $600 in prizes.
Posted 25 Mar 2014 17:09



it would have to be really small... so... no problem, right? angel7

Look, stick to writing sex stories. Comedy takes a certain je ne sais quoi.

Try putting it through that hole. What's the worst that could happen?

Thats what I mean, maybe I can wiggle it in when flaccid, maybe. But if I get hard with that thing around my dingus it would turn just as purple as the outside rubbery parts.

Topic Announcing our new "Oral Sex" story competition, $600 in prizes.
Posted 25 Mar 2014 16:52

Oral simulator... How the hell am I supposed to get my dick into that?

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Topic if a woman tells you she loves you, would you run away?
Posted 25 Mar 2014 16:07



about fucking time you showed up. Big Hugs btw? still pissed at you. now, accept my friend request so i can give you shit in private, please. :)

....are you gonna let me borrow that money I asked you for first?

Topic Have you straight guys ever watched gay porn or read gay erotica?
Posted 25 Mar 2014 16:05

Hell to the no... laughing8


Are you saying you don't proof read your writing?

Topic Have you ever cum in your pants?
Posted 25 Mar 2014 16:04

I've peeled my pajama pants off my dick in the morning once or twice. Sooo WHAT as Tyra would say.

Topic If you COULD suck your own dick....?
Posted 25 Mar 2014 16:02

What do you mean... if I could?

Topic if a woman tells you she loves you, would you run away?
Posted 25 Mar 2014 16:00

In my experience, right after a woman tells me she loves me, it is the perfect time to ask her to "borrow" a large amount of money. They just can't say no.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 25 Mar 2014 15:50

**Image removed by moderator. Too explicit for this section of the forum.**

Topic Bidet....yes? no?
Posted 12 Dec 2013 10:06

OMG. The bloody French. Their sanctimoneous concern about pussy cleaniness. ffs! Musty smelling quims are gorgeous!

Bidets aren't for normal smells. They are for piss flaps.

Topic You've GOT to be kidding Me!
Posted 12 Dec 2013 09:07



I think it is just another case of a non-story being blown way the fuck out of proportion!!


That is true, in some of my original posts in this thread I was saying how the media leaves a lot of things out to make a more sensational story.

Topic You've GOT to be kidding Me!
Posted 12 Dec 2013 09:04



Whrere? Id like to read those.

Just simple common sense would tell you that the school found out in the first place because the girl told on him. It's not like the school is watching every kid every second. Especially if he is sneaking up on her.

The fact that it went so far as to get the kid a suspension and he still did it again let's you know the boy's mother didn't really tell the kid to not do it again or 'else'.

Usually when someone is suspended the school will question all the students involved. Doesn't seem she liked it or wanted it if he had to sneak up on her.

Topic Bidet....yes? no?
Posted 12 Dec 2013 08:50

I would keep it just so I could tell people I don't like that it is a drinking fountain with the best filtration technology developed in Europe.

Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 12 Dec 2013 08:47

https://31.media.tumblr.com/f74bcb080c1d7636d365b3dfbf667497/tumblr_mv5h3htc531s36z50o1_400.jpg

Topic Drunk Teen kills four, injures nine. Gets probation.
Posted 12 Dec 2013 08:41

C.R.E.A.M.

Topic You've GOT to be kidding Me!
Posted 12 Dec 2013 08:35

School drops sexual harrassment claim/charge

Yelton's mother, Jennifer Saunders, said her son had an "innocent crush" on the girl and kissed her on the hand during a reading group.

But the mother of the girl, Jade Masters-Ownbey, said that Hunter had tried to kiss her daughter "over and over" without her permission, and that she supported the suspension.

"Not once, but over and over," Masters-Ownbey wrote on Facebook. "Not with her permission but sneaking up on her."

"I've had to coach her about what to do when you don't want someone touching you," she told the Canon City Daily Record. "But they won't stop."

Hunter already had received an in-school suspension for kissing the same girl.

Saunders said she understood the most recent suspension, but that the sexual harassment label was unwarranted.

I find it odd that some of you think this is the genesis of being a gentleman and not the complete opposite.

Topic Do you prefer Red or White wine??
Posted 11 Dec 2013 06:23

Some say the complexities and notes are better in white wine



Nobody has ever said that in the history of wine.

Topic You've GOT to be kidding Me!
Posted 11 Dec 2013 05:50



Actually, the media DID include he had been in trouble before. That's nothing new for a boy or kid his age.
The mom is fighting to get it off his record and for the wording to be changed. I say more power to her. I would do the same thing.

I agree it's unfortunate that the boy keeps on, but there are other measures. Putting something like that on his record is incorrect and wrong.



Yes this is true. But the clip doesn't really delve into the degree of trouble. They just say, he had kissed her on the cheek before.

The putting him on record as some kind of sexual offender is wrong, I do agree there.

But what do you think about his image being used in the story and the mom appearing? Why would a mother want to make this a national story? I guess to take the sexual offender label off her kid but the story also fails to mention how long that stays on his record. Is it just for elementary school? The end of the current year? High School? Adult record? What?

Topic You've GOT to be kidding Me!
Posted 11 Dec 2013 03:35

I agree with everything you say Mazza, the label of sexual harassment and the sensationalization of it is a bit much. But I also think about how the times are different than when you or me were this age.

The media can't really be trusted to put out facts in a real way. The mother of hunter is outraged but has she spoken to hunter about boundaries? Maybe so maybe not. Did the school try, try and try again to get hunter to keep his hands to himself? Maybe they did maybe they didn't. A good news story won't tell you, that would be boring. They want to say, Hunter kissed a girl ON THE HAND and now he's suspended. When hunter could have a long history of fighting, bullying, disrupting class, etc. We just don't know because the media will leave out those details to make a more sensational story.

Also, in the united states, Hunter's mom would have had to okay the use of hunter and herself's image. If Hunter's mom didn't want him vilified on the news then he wouldn't have been. Raises questions, know what I mean?

Topic You've GOT to be kidding Me!
Posted 11 Dec 2013 02:47

The article says that this kid has kissed the girl before and was told not to. If the little girl doesn't want to be touched or kissed by little Hunter than she shouldn't have to go to school and then have to just brush it aside when this kid kisses her again when she doesn't want to be kissed and the boy has been told not to. It is harassment. He is old enough to know that when an adult tells you not to do something, don't do it.

Teach boys not to rape girls instead of teaching girls not to get raped.

Yeah I know that he didn't rape her but that kid knew that he wasn't supposed to kiss her. What does it teach this girl and boy if after being warned not to do something that makes someone uncomfortable sexually? That there are no repercussions?

The girl doesn't want to be kissed. He kisses her anyway and she sees nothing is done about it? Gee, she will think she's all alone and that she is wrong. She grows up and a kiss becomes a grope and a grope becomes penetration. But she has been taught to not say anything because she is overreacting.. It's just a kiss, it's just a grope. No one is going to help her anyway so why would she seek help to stop it? It would only embarrass her further.

The boy learns that okay, they told me not to kiss but I will anyway. So he does, nothing is done about it and he then learns, gee, it's okay to invade a girl's space and do whatever I want, big deal? As he gets older and his thoughts turn from kissing to other things, guess what he is going to do?

That is how rape culture is created.

Topic Putting yourself in your stories,and re using the same charater's in some of your stories.
Posted 11 Dec 2013 01:04

Most of my stories have reoccurring characters in them. The stories aren't really sequels to each other but I like to think that they all exist in the same universe or circle of friends and acquaintances.

My most reoccurring character is one called Melanie. She is the main character in in the first story I wrote about her called, Pin the Tail on the Hoe . She is a secondary character in a sequel to that story called the Sexual Saint . She is later a big plot element in another story I won a contest with called Let Her Eat Cake but never actually appears in it. The same melanie character appears again in another story I placed third in a contest with called Mignonette where she is one of the main characters again. I think this makes writing more fun and it also makes it more fun to read for people that read all my stories. The character has a history and it makes her feel all the more real.

Another character that pops up in my stories a lot is one called christine. She has a whole series called one thing leads to another where she is a main character but appears randomly in unrelated stories I write but that occur in the same universe. She is Melanie's friend in Pin the Tail on the Hoe and is a slutty girl at a party in No Sympathy for Lilly Black .

Those are just two. There are many other minor characters in my stories that are in more than one story. If you notice the same name more than once in my stories it is the same character. I'm very careful about making their personalities the same every time I use them.

I totally recommend writers do this. A lot of the readers won't notice but it will make it easier for you to write when you build up a few characters you can wind up and let loose in your writing. You can focus more on the story rather than trying to invent characters every time.

I'm more than happy to discuss writing when it comes to serial stories, sequels and reoccurring characters with anyone that would like to.