Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic What is the biggest secret you keep from your partner?
Posted 29 Apr 2014 12:28

I sucked him one night when she was having sex with both of us, I was fucking her and she was sucking his cock, so I started kissing her and his cock came out and I put it in my mouth and boy did I like it, I sucked him for a couple minutes then she put it back in her mouth and told me that that was her cock, but after she went to sleep I sucked him off, Also a couple times after that, I've had a few more blow jobs with guys that she don't know about too.

That's quite a scene you painted there. I wish I hadn't read it but it's too late for that now.

What I was more confused about was the fact that your partner has a boyfriend. I was like, wait...aren't you her boyfriend?

Topic Does she like me?
Posted 29 Apr 2014 12:21

It was a bad move to ask her to hang out again the same night you first hung out. She really isn't sure what she's doing the next week and she's not gonna say no especially if you had just had a good time so you really don't know where you stand when you do that.

Her canceling but texting you may seem like mixed signals but maybe it's not. She does sound like a busy girl. She could be texting you because she really is busy and doesn't want to make you feel rejected. I guess it depends on what exactly she texts you. If she is flirty... You need to actually think of something fun to do rather than just hanging out at your house again or something like that. If she likes baseball games, or amusement parks or something like that you need to tell her you scored some tickets. Inviting her over to your house may may her think you're just trying to score. A dinner date might seem too formal and an obvious "I like you" kind of date. But if you can figure out a more exciting date to take her on and she's flirty like she was on the first time you hung out you need to just make a move. She'll either reject you and you can laugh it off or she'll be into it.

If she rejects you she just wanted to be friends and she'll slowly faze you out of her life unless you're cool and not an asshole to her for getting rejected. Remember you work with this girl so don't be that bitter dude.

Topic What is the biggest secret you keep from your partner?
Posted 29 Apr 2014 11:55

that I've been sucking cock. and have sucked her boyfriend off a couple times.

What

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 28 Apr 2014 23:53



Ok seriously Jack, I saw your forum about skinny vs curvy girls and your posts to anyone who made a wise crack or drifted off topic and you didn't like it so why do it to others? By all means attack me but what your doing isn't right. This thread already got off to bad start and was just getting back on track, please don't spoil it why cant you just make a valuable contribution to the thread I have seen you do it in others many times and when you do I've often agreed with what you've had to say, I don't however agree with the posts in here you have made thus far.

Look kiera. That's very flattering. But I'm taking this thread very seriously. I was promised butthole pics and I didn't get them. What's right is right and so far I've been wronged. Butthole or get the fuck out.

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 28 Apr 2014 23:21



My closest friends here didn't become my closest friends until after they requested me as a friend.

Wow, so conceited. Disgustingly conceited.

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 28 Apr 2014 23:18



for the record i was really interested in why but now i don't care.

You're so annoying... I have no words.

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 28 Apr 2014 23:16



(cutting to the chase)



Let's see that butthole, girl. I didn't send that request for nothing.

Topic Do you still like to play some older video games?
Posted 28 Apr 2014 19:06

Oh hell yeah! I still have my N64 and sometimes I hook it up to go back and play WWF No Mercy. Nostalgia overload!

Mariokart 64 and GoldenEye all day.

Topic Do you still like to play some older video games?
Posted 28 Apr 2014 13:00

http://centipedegame.org/

http://www.pacmangame.org/

http://www.classicgamesarcade.com/



You'd think most fellas your age would have been way too old for video games by the time those came out but I guess you were young at heart. 3601

Cool links!

Topic Figging
Posted 28 Apr 2014 12:15

Topic why send a friend request if you don't know me
Posted 28 Apr 2014 12:06

What a sourpuss.

Topic Are there any American actors who can do a convincing English accent?
Posted 27 Apr 2014 11:36



Okay, I'll have to give him a listen. What's he been in?

He's the little person in the show Game of Thrones. There are scenes on YouTube but they will contain spoilers for sure.

Topic Are there any American actors who can do a convincing English accent?
Posted 27 Apr 2014 11:31

I think Peter Dinklage pulls off a good accent. It's not over the top. I thought he was english at first until I found out he was born in New Jersey. I'm American though so to an English person it might not sound right.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 27 Apr 2014 11:20

I like that you can add a picture or a "cover" image to stories now and I usually throw together something with the title on it for my gallery but I have refrained from loading them into the stories because there is that semi-transparent black box with the white text that states the title and author of the story over your image. I have always thought that that transparent box is redundant (and ugly) because You can already see the title and author you don't need another box saying so over your image. A cover image should look like an actual cover and the ones I put together for my stories do actually look like a book cover so the transparent box over them would make it look stupid so I just don't add images. What I am proposing is that there be an option to display that black box or not. I understand it's good for people that don't know how to add their own type to a picture but to the other people that can, that box is just annoying.

Topic guys- would you ever be a sexual surrogate?
Posted 27 Apr 2014 08:41

The only kind of surrogate I would be is a sexual one.

Topic Do you like cum in you or on you?
Posted 26 Apr 2014 23:17


So would you like a gal like me to sperm you

This is one of my favorite sentences I have ever read.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 26 Apr 2014 20:24

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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 26 Apr 2014 20:09

http://upload.lushstories.com/1069680314-fesh.gif

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 26 Apr 2014 18:52



I grabbed my dictionary dear. I understand what disingenuous means. I was wondering how I was being insincere. Did I say something to the opposite?

You're out of your element, dear.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 26 Apr 2014 18:25

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Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 26 Apr 2014 18:17



How so?

You are not being sincere in what you are saying.

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 26 Apr 2014 18:15



Shame on you Felix, lol. For shame Felix you shaming on the Rage shame!
LOL Put some pants on Felix! No-Pants shaming you.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-trAxSGbcYiM/T6gzfN5d2VI/AAAAAAAACg8/kS6k1w48HkM/s1600/kitty-lie-down-gif.gif


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Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 26 Apr 2014 17:47

Good. Well. Glad that is covered. ...but I like light and funny (sometimes) lol

Stop rage shaming. You're always shaming something.

End kink shaming in 2014 everybody.

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 26 Apr 2014 17:43




Either ignore each other or kiss and make up cause this bullshit is fucking boring unless you're gonna start pulling hair.


I will tell them they're acting childish and to give it a fucking rest because this story is getting old after the 3 years I've been here.

This is you being extremely disingenuous.

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 26 Apr 2014 17:26

See? See how easy it is to pull your cord?





Yo, Mr. attention whore... irregardless what you or your bitch think, this thread was not originally created by me - with you in mind. It was created because I couldn't post .gifs or youtube vids in Sprite's Rage Cage.



Where did I say that?

Plus it doesn't matter where you post your gifs about me... It really doesn't. But I like this thread because it makes them easy to find to be honest. It's flattering, really, no one else makes me gifs.



You were the farthest thing from my mind on March 25th, as you are most days.

But gawddamn - you want this thread to be me versus you so fucking badly. To the point where I cannot hardly log on to this website and not see some comment of mine - you're quoting and then attempting to harass me into an online argument.



You contradict yourself here.

Plus, it's funny to make you go berserk in your own thread titled rage and satire. It's like performance art.

It's funny to me.




Check the date this thread was created, and then the date you suddenly started making your cheerful self known again on Lush - after a 3 month vacation (whether some of that was site imposed suspension and you decided to just go have a life outside of Lush for an extra 8 weeks - or you just decided to disappear into rehab for 12 weeks... who knows - who cares?)



You're still scratching your head over that huh? Lol you're so gullible.



Your harassments are lame - and if a certain someone wasn't already busy frying bigger fish who are actual plagues to more people on this site... I doubt you'd be roaming around and hiking your leg and pissing all over everyone else's fire hydrants like you have been the last month since you've returned.



Ok.

Keep pissing all over the floor and walls here if you so choose - it's evident the forum moderators aren't going to have a word with you in private...and that's not called being a crybaby - that's me calling a spade a spade.

The moderators didn't listen to you and now you're upset about it huh? :'( That is being a crybaby. Just saying.

http://upload.lushstories.com/750745343-tumblr_inline_mgcn03QGfx1r2sy63.gif



You get away with calling various members (not just me) every derogatory slur you can think might fly safely under the suspension radar. And it's working - so you're doing something right....dancing that fine line of internet flamewar taunting... ( polite golf applause ). You're winning, buddy!



But I get suspended. You said it yourself. I feel like you're starting to lose it man.



But in nearly 20 years of internet forum browsing & usage... I have never seen such a male attention whore in all my internet travels. It'd be sad if it wasn't so boring. You're simply a common, garden variety internet troll/asshole



People have been fucking with you for 20 years on the internet? If I'm a commoner, like you say, and you get this fired up, the others must have really made you blow your top.

as I was told by someone fairly high up the pecking order of Lush...I mean like way, way, way, way, way up, if ya catch my drift.

I don't catch your drift, explain. Oh wait, you won't because you're the ultimate pussy.


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http://upload.lushstories.com/1785422492-cat.gif

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 25 Apr 2014 11:37

https://31.media.tumblr.com/01c1ac7f0e00eabeba35cc4e62255f12/tumblr_n24b3oAJ1l1qahfsmo1_500.jpg

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 25 Apr 2014 11:11

Remember on page three of this thread where I posted a HUGE fish hook then posted that suspention badge again - to pull your cord - and even though you saw the HUGE fish hook you still bit? And you posted a bunch of stuff embarrassing yourself once again? That was so funny dude. You're funny jeff.

I was like...

http://upload.lushstories.com/392095103-captain.gif

http://upload.lushstories.com/1412480125-GameOfPwned.gif


http://upload.lushstories.com/1990811447-MagicalAssClown.gif




What's funny is that my captain gif was a joke about derailing your thread because I think it's funny how irritated you get when I do that. What's extra funny is how many times you post at length about how you're an alpha male. Think about how funny that is. Like an old guy getting so worked up that he reports, sends long mass PMs, makes special gifs with special names, goes off about a typo, yells about how he has been keeping an eye on someone for years, whining to anyone who will listen... all about one person? Then he says he's an alpha male... On the internet ... Think about how funny that is. You're just one giant drunk button for me to push when I get bored.



http://upload.lushstories.com/1570802681-tumblr_inline_mvqaxnYQsA1rziqk2.jpg

Topic Men's Watches
Posted 25 Apr 2014 10:47

For me - Do your job, deliver what you promise and you'll get your fee! Hell I don't care if you wear a sundial! LOL

I think what some of you don't realize is that a fine men's watch isn't for telling time. It's a piece of jewelry.

I mean what kind of an idiot do you have to be to wear a watch to tell time when it tells you what time it is right there on your cell phone... In your car... On appliances... On the TV... On your tablet... On clocks in buildings... Etc...

"Look at me, I have a casio on to tell the time." Lol shut up with your broke ass.

Topic Club 27
Posted 25 Apr 2014 09:44

//www.youtube.com/embed/j0wLnGiex8k

Topic Do you pee when your partner is in the bathroom with you.
Posted 25 Apr 2014 09:14

One of my exes would stare at my dick as I peed. She would do it all the time. Like If we were already in the bathroom getting ready and I needed to pee, she'd walk over to look when I started peeing. She'd do it almost every time unless she was putting on her makeup or something like that.