Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic A mans world
Posted 11 Oct 2013 10:38



Is that a bukkake funnel?.....

I wouldn't know... You do though huh?

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 10 Oct 2013 11:53

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgrhz3qCdj1qzk2upo1_500.jpg

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 10 Oct 2013 11:47

http://25.media.tumblr.com/15ff2b53c5ad16cc6eb2a2ffa174cd3f/tumblr_mod2x5R0r21qdrtpho1_500.jpg

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 10 Oct 2013 11:41

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2b040bded9c66e02c66a7f886ba06ac/tumblr_mq1iq8PEym1qzh0zno1_500.jpg

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 10 Oct 2013 11:41

http://25.media.tumblr.com/27f5c2f9089b2f3643a131c4c76e49e3/tumblr_mt0u3tlUpJ1shrplko1_500.jpg

This one is beautiful.

Topic Lonely :/
Posted 10 Oct 2013 11:36

Alright guys and gals I just have to get this out somewhere... and I figure what better place than here.
well I'm lonely like really lonely :/ I'm quite shy when it comes to going out alone and what not. also I can't really say I have much time to go out :/
I really miss having someone there to say good night to, or to wake up to.
anyone have advice on dealing with this little problem? thanks in advance

How to immediately cure loneliness and end up having the most wild sex you have ever had in just one night in three easy steps.

1. Acquire an 8-ball of cocaine. Put it in an obvious baggie.

2. Head to the strip club and get a private dance. It must be a private dance so you can isolate one stripper.

3. If you like her moves and her in general accidentally drop the 8-ball right in front of her.

After you follow these three easy steps you will have a stripper following you home. It is like feeding a stray cat. They just keep coming back.

Topic Help with Obama/Clinton Health Law
Posted 10 Oct 2013 11:22

Oh my god, scott ford you are so right. Tell us more. You should be a guest on those news shows. I read every word, twice. Amen brother.

Topic A mans world
Posted 10 Oct 2013 11:15




You're losing track Jack, time for a Regaeman Man or occasion5 or both? might be time to get straight yourself.




You left some stuff out on your quotes there.

I like when (barely) functioning alcoholics accuse me of being high or drunk because they read one of my stories. Maybe you should practice some self reflection.

Topic So who IS the biggest Rock Star on the Planet?
Posted 09 Oct 2013 21:03

Maybe the question should be. Who is the most relevant rock star/band?

Topic bushy women
Posted 09 Oct 2013 20:59




Dude, you're alright....... for a wise ass from Tarranna.

He should change his forum rank from wise ass to butt hurt.

Topic bushy women
Posted 09 Oct 2013 20:51

Fuck all that.

Topic bushy cocks
Posted 09 Oct 2013 20:50

I call mine the mexican tickler ladies. Line up to the right.

Topic I am curious about married Dom/subs
Posted 09 Oct 2013 20:38



Wow very 10th grade. Bravo!

In tenth grade... Hmmm... I know some girls mature quickly but maybe a pad would be better. More comfy for ya down there.

Topic The Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive 2013 is...
Posted 09 Oct 2013 20:33

I think these lists are more accurate to determine which sexy woman has the best publicist and not which one really is the "sexiest".

Topic I am curious about married Dom/subs
Posted 09 Oct 2013 20:31



wow ... need a coffee, Dude? or maybe a drink?? Pour Wine

Hope you feel better soon!

Maybe you should offer him a tampon.

Topic Deal breakers:Fashion wise
Posted 09 Oct 2013 15:51



I am obsessed with this photo...bends down, kicks it, pokes it, studies it, slaps it...Oh I see he is a wax mannequin. Humanity saved. Good one Dancing Doll...

He reminds me a little of captain Morgan. Like if he were all of a sudden put into modern times and given a new "hairdo" for lack of a better term, give his stache a little trim, some bling, some protein shakes... Like, it would explain how confused he looks and how orange. It's like on Bill and Ted's excellent adventure where they gather all those historic figures and introduce them to modern society.

It's him post makeover, dude.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/1234181_550453388360082_296747938_n.jpg

Topic A mans world
Posted 09 Oct 2013 14:30




What happened to your professional slut opinion? You changing the rules now?







I didn't say I was a professional slut. That was my professional (stud) opinion. We can spot a slut a mile away. Like an eagle scoping a worm

Topic A mans world
Posted 09 Oct 2013 14:18




They also made you a man slut

You made yourself a stanky woman slut all on your own though... I'm a stud. Get it straight.

Topic Would you let someone cut your little finger off for money?
Posted 09 Oct 2013 14:06



There is a good chance I would accept that. 5 million dollars sure would come in handy. Would whoever cuts it off sew it back up so that I don't have to pay for a blood transfusion?

Sure but no local anesthesia. Gotta tough it out.

Topic A mans world
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:48




It's not against your will if it isn't happening at all....ever...







I'm thankful, someone up there is looking out for me.

http://www.cuddleup-creations.net/thumbnail.asp?file=assets/images/patterpictures/cartoons/felixthecat/felixangel_thumbnail.jpg&maxx=150&maxy=0

Topic A mans world
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:42



hmmmmm I'm just thankful that extra one won't be you Jack.

That would be mean. Because it would be against my will.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:39

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b72bd18b9ddc0c8c2d30e2600ce523ce/tumblr_mu0x85royd1rhmfwio1_500.jpg

Topic A mans world
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:35



I have been with 4. none overlapping and no bookending. I think that means neither of us is a slut/whore/manwhore.

Okay so when a girl says a number you usually gotta do the math... hmmm.. let's see 4 x 4.... hmmm sometimes even by 5... 4 x 5... that comes out to hmmm... One more guy and you'll be a total slut would be my professional opinion.

Topic A mans world
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:29




you go first coffee

I have been with 35 women or so. A few overlapping and some bookending each other.

Okay your turn.

Topic Would you let someone cut your little finger off for money?
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:26

No, probably not. I mean if it was like a billion dollars and my left hand then possibly, I need all the fingers on my right hand for drawing though bunny

Would you consider a pinky toe for 5 million?

Topic A mans world
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:24




Are you saying that a woman who fucks a 'lot' of men is a whore/slut? how many would a 'lot' be?



State how many you have been with and how many overlapped each other and I'll tell you if you're a slut or not.

Topic So who IS the biggest Rock Star on the Planet?
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:21

The Black Keys and Jack White are pretty hot tickets in this era. I recently saw the Black Keys play in front of 75,000 people.

Topic So who IS the biggest Rock Star on the Planet?
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:19

For me living it has to be Jimmy Page.....The man is a god! I once not only heard him play "Stairway" in a local pub, but bought him a double JD for which he just nodded his head in recognition. I thought myself a quite cool guy at the time, but that bloke is a master.

That makes him sound more like the biggest has-been to be honest.

Topic Would you let someone cut your little finger off for money?
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:18




If someone writes me a cheque for a billion USD and brings a bottle of tequila along with the axe, I'd be game. :)

For a billion? Yeah, I would too. The pinky above the first knuckle.

I would wear some sweet skin tight gloves all the time with a finger insert so you couldn't even tell then for dramatic effect I would take the gloves off and tell people I'm ex Yakuza.