Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 05 Oct 2013 03:29

His avatar picture is one of my literary influences. I like that.

Topic My magic weather stone just arrived!
Posted 05 Oct 2013 03:21

I bought one of these a while ago. It worked pretty good.

Except stone gone means, ghetto, not hurricane. I found out like 2 days after my purchase.

Topic Why is the universe so big?
Posted 05 Oct 2013 03:03



It's not clingy. All the particles in the Earth are attracting all the particles in the water. Because the Earth is so massive, it holds on to the water.

But why can't it hold on to Michael Jordan? He is 75% water you know. Why is that? Why isn't water like Michael Jordan? Bruce lee said 'be like water'... But I think he was misguided. Be like Mike.

Topic Aftercare needs :)
Posted 05 Oct 2013 03:00




Felix, if control and being the boss are what get you excited, I wish you the best of luck finding a woman to share your interests.

I'm just asking for pointers. Doesn't being the Master imply being the boss? Or are you saying that title is a misnomer? I was trying to understand your advice.

Topic What is the sexiest thing a girl can wear to bed?
Posted 05 Oct 2013 02:57

Her desire.

Topic Which do you prefer nudes or clothed?
Posted 05 Oct 2013 02:55

Show me the b-hole.

Topic Why is the universe so big?
Posted 05 Oct 2013 02:53



Gravity?

Yeah, but why? Why does gravity have to be so clingy? Wouldn't it be better if we could jump all high like Michael Jordan?

Space jam yo.

Topic Deal breakers:Fashion wise
Posted 04 Oct 2013 15:51



*sighs* and returns the matching boyshorts I had for the two of us.


That's it. It's over between us.

Topic Why is the universe so big?
Posted 04 Oct 2013 15:39

Over 24 hours and no guy has come forward claiming his dick is called "the Universe" yet?

Lush guys, I feel like I don't even know you anymore.

I'm still waiting for a girl to step up and offer her black hole before I use my ever expanding universe line on her.

Topic What turns you off immediately?
Posted 04 Oct 2013 15:20

9/11. Huge turnoff.

Too soon.

Topic Deal breakers:Fashion wise
Posted 04 Oct 2013 15:08



Show some tolerance Felix. These Chinese people are over 1 billion in their country. If this couple loses each other, they need a strategy to find each other back in a big crowd :

"Hey there! Have you seen a woman dressed exactly like me?"

Are you saying they would all look alike if not for their clothes? And I think they may be Korean.

Topic Why is the universe so big?
Posted 04 Oct 2013 15:06

There is simply no answer in science for _why_ -- we study _how_.

Yeah, but why? Think

Topic Deal breakers:Fashion wise
Posted 04 Oct 2013 14:58

http://images.travelpod.com/users/april.abate/1.1241513940.matching-couple-x2.jpg

Matching outfits. Thats a resounding fuck and no for me.

Topic Why is the universe so big?
Posted 04 Oct 2013 14:40

How does all the water stay in the ocean? Why doesn't it fall out? Riddle me that genius!

Topic Aftercare needs :)
Posted 04 Oct 2013 14:33



it can lead to that Felix, The goal however is to have open communication so the dom can learn what the sub loves and hates.

Oh sweet, so like in order to eventually lead to that I have to be subtle and clever. Like, make her think it's all open communication and that she actually loves me being the boss. But I have to be tricky about it. Like pretend it's a whole thing, like a lifestyle we live 'together'. But really, I'm just planting the seeds of control?

Topic Why is the universe so big?
Posted 04 Oct 2013 14:16



Did you mean 'What?' or are you just writing random words on threads?

Oh...you were serious when you asked why the universe is so big and what all the stuff is for?

Ok. I ponder things myself as well.

I've always wondered why the ocean is so wet. And what's the deal with all the things in it?

Topic Would life really be better if everyone was honest, literally about everyting?
Posted 04 Oct 2013 11:24

Honesty over rides everything...that's a no brainer. Without honesty, one is shallow and non-relevant. coffee

I think 99% of your posts make absolutely no sense.

Topic Would life really be better if everyone was honest, literally about everyting?
Posted 04 Oct 2013 10:52

This one guy I know doesn't need to know that whenever I look at him, I'm reminded of a pug dog.

This girl I know doesn't need to know that I actually find her to be really unfunny.

I don't need to know how much the girl I crush on actually dislikes me.

Etc.

No real productive reason to know the truth when it comes to getting along.

Topic Why is the universe so big?
Posted 04 Oct 2013 10:44

What

Topic Aftercare needs :)
Posted 04 Oct 2013 10:39



Communication is the largest piece of the D/s relationship. Without it, it becomes one person controlling and clueless to what is really going on. The other person gets more and more emotionally distraught.



So like, cunning manipulation? So the sub doesn't catch on?

Topic Is it okay for the guy in your life to call you "bitch"? in reverse
Posted 03 Oct 2013 11:46

That's right, and this "Bitch" doesn't bark.

Get back in your cage Joto!

That's right, the bitch don't bark... She whimpers and pants after I'm done with her when she says silly things like this in threads.

Get into position Dummy!

Topic A first time anal problem
Posted 02 Oct 2013 16:42

Dip your ass in salt water.

Topic Question for the "straight" guys
Posted 02 Oct 2013 00:38

If he knows I'm straight, which he would, and he sneaks into my bedroom under the cover of darkness. Crawls into my bed, unveils my cock, and sucks me off..... that's probably sexual assault. Which would then be followed by physical assault because I would beat his fucking ass to a pulp.

Calm down Charles Bronson... You wouldn't do that to dudealicious.

Topic Is it okay for the guy in your life to call you "bitch"? in reverse
Posted 02 Oct 2013 00:30

Would guys like to be refered to by the woman in their life as a "Dog"?

Who cares.

One bitch on here calls me joto.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 02 Oct 2013 00:28

http://31.media.tumblr.com/bbdaeb51b33f560ee2f47f8340621a50/tumblr_mtzxfgMIL01sxug57o1_400.jpg

Topic Announcing our "Autumn Equinox" Competition Winners
Posted 01 Oct 2013 16:19

Good job guys!

Topic What to do?
Posted 01 Oct 2013 16:07



Trolls not welcome

I was answering your question.

I just don't understand. How could a Dom (even a fake on) get this super crazy?



He probably thought/realized you were leaving a trail of crumbs leading to your cookie for the other doms to follow.


I was telling you why he acted the way he did. What the hell kind of answer do you expect? If you don't want stupid answers, don't ask stupid questions.

...

If you want to talk about trolling. I feel trolled by how dumb this thread topic is. If you felt the need to start a thread about this then obviously you felt there was something wrong...duh. You answer all your own concerns in this thread anyway. Do you really need people to tell you that it's ridiculous for anyone to act in the way this person did after 5 casual conversations? Do you really need that... If you do, then I'm afraid you might be a slow adult or you're posting dumb things to get a reaction which is what trolling is. Also, If you think I'm the only person that responded to you in a manner that was less than serious than you should reread your own thread again.

This thread is like me starting a thread like this: Is it weird for a girl I just met at a bar to get jealous and mad at me for talking to the bartender as I place my order? What can I do to assert myself in this situation!?

It's stupid.

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 30 Sep 2013 18:05

In other words, you don't want us to play this little game anymore.

Right?

Don't let her bully you dude. It's obvious she just wants to rain on your parade.

Topic Understanding Lesbians??
Posted 30 Sep 2013 17:05

For the millionth time, there's so much more to being a lesbian than sex.

Exactly, like flannel and Dr. Martens for starters.

Topic What is the biggest secret you keep from your partner?
Posted 30 Sep 2013 16:53

one of my exes was in this theater group... I would tell her she was a regular Meryl Streep but secretly I thought her acting was shit.