Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 17 Apr 2014 23:11

The way you said it and make it sound, I agree, it sounds "off" for some reason more than a romantic thing! You assume she is trailing you and for what reason, an unknown reason wants to spend time and money to actually have someone tail you like a hound????! I do not know who sounds more creeperish-you or the other person you mention since you assume something and actually say that when you say you did not ask! Why would you NOT ask? Why would you even think that?

Stop kink shaming.

Topic Editing Caution
Posted 17 Apr 2014 15:38

What's the problem now? Something about you not having a vagina?

With the evidence presented here in this thread, are you really certain of that? Are you really? Are you really certain he does not have a vagina? I know I'm not entirely convinced.

Topic Editing Caution
Posted 17 Apr 2014 12:31

Given your two posts in this thread, you don't have much (or anything) to say that's positive or constructive.

Because this thread is ridiculous. To put it simply, you are just upset that the person you edited a story for got a RR and you have not received one - that's the reason you're bitching - You then stated how much work her punctuation needed and that you changed her whole ending, trying to make her sound incompetent if it weren't for you just because she was recognized and you were not. Why do that to her, just because she received a RR and you haven't? You sound like an asshole. Especially when you say that it must be because she has a vagina. Maybe her story ideas are just better than yours and anyone could have helped her with editing and it would have received an RR anyway. Maybe you should have just asked her why she didn't credit you (if that's the reason you helped her) instead of embarrassing her here.

Again, you're being an asshole...and you expect positivity in return?

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 17 Apr 2014 11:55

Topic Editing Caution
Posted 17 Apr 2014 11:41

Holy shit. When I went to bed last night there were three posts in the thread (two of them mine).

I'm glad I started the thread as it seems to have generated some discussion and exchange of ideas, and that is all to the good.

What, you looking for some kind of shout-out or credit now?


Topic Editing Caution
Posted 17 Apr 2014 11:30

I remember a few months ago there was a few days without any RRs being given out. Being a nosey numbers geek I went back through the list and noticed that only two stories been given RR from the most recent 150 or so - both had been written by mods , in fact the only ones written by mods. Actually, one of them was by you! Both of them were fully deserving of the RR but my point is were none of the others? I'll admit I didn't read all the others but it strikes me that even the most casual of observers might have thought something was awry with that particular situation.

Maybe you should crunch some numbers and figure out how much more time you could be spending actually having a life rather than being a shithead-boob worried about other writer's accolades.

Topic What's Up With The Cock Slap??
Posted 17 Apr 2014 09:10

It's nonverbal communication. Like, she's down there and she starts to play with your dick all shyly and you grab hold of her hair, she looks up at you...and then you slap her with your big mighty cock and it's like saying. "Bitch, you better start sucking my dick like you owe me money."

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 17 Apr 2014 08:45

(makes my simple google search look a bit childish)

You google people?

Stalkerrrrrr confused1

Topic Which is better, once and for all!
Posted 17 Apr 2014 08:40

If I just wanted a quick night of wild sex I might take the skinny girl if I was more physically attracted to her.

Mean skinny girls are pretty fun in the sac too. Like little angry sex machines.

BTW, when you say "curvy", do you mean Kate Upton curvy or Kirstie Alley curvy or Melissa McCarthy curvy?

Like the latter two.

Topic Meeting My Mistress
Posted 17 Apr 2014 08:35

I never asked her. But I think Beth hired a private
detective to find out about me. And he told her where I
was sitting.

Well that is very romantic.

Topic If you could lick any flavour ice cream off someone, what would it be?
Posted 17 Apr 2014 08:30

Or good old-fashioned vanilla, sucked off a tongue or lapped up as it's drizzling down a nice hard cock.

Topic Which is better, once and for all!
Posted 17 Apr 2014 07:56

Why even ask the question? It's pretty obvious your just looking for one answer.

Calm down detective...

So far real women have curves according to Lush. Looks like the skinny girls lose again.

Topic Which is better, once and for all!
Posted 17 Apr 2014 07:55

One of their muscle jock brothers.Embarassed

Please stay on topic. Thank you.

Topic Which is better, once and for all!
Posted 16 Apr 2014 11:54

Which do you prefer?

A skinny waif with no personality and mean to other girls who is just lucky to be skinny but doesn't appreciate it and is mean anyway.


A curvy woman who is not the kind of girl you will see on the cover of magazines but has an amazing personality and will always be there for you and never cheat and has a really nice smile and is a great person who goes out of their way to be kind to everyone. And the curvy woman likes animals too and the skinny girl thinks animals smell bad and are annoying.

Which one would you pick?

Topic My Little One is Suffering
Posted 15 Apr 2014 23:19

I do not like hearing women referred to that way, I can say that, I am a woman listening to someone say that, and I'm NOT narrow-minded, I just have more class and you can reserve that for your "roleplay" and kindly not disrepect others by even referring to thenm like that, this is not a "bitch" thread topic, it is a Daddy/Little topic and I did not believe daddy's call them that- maybe you do.

You are so narrow minded it's not even funny. Plus it was you who made it into a bitch topic. I was being accepting of all kinks in my post. unlike you.

I'm asking in case this ever happens to one of my bitches/slaves/little girls etc.

See, I'm cool with whatever you want to call them.

My friend who is in hospice care relates to helpness unless you are NOT able to discern that since you already posted some very Off-OFF-handed comments

Maybe I can't discern because you don't even make sense. Relates to helpless? What...

I do not go to other threads or places that I am not into, my desire is not to post things that would be offensive... some people obviously get off on that and do, but I am asserting on behalf of those more caring relationships that what you said has nothing to do with real-life D/l as I know it and maybe I am limited to thining of it differently, then so be it.

You saying that people that don't abide to your definition of the lifestyle are less caring or that their relationships aren't loving is quite offensive. Quite offensive indeed.

Take your crude comments to your women, I am not one of them, but like you said, we are all different and you like things I obviously would not and I am sure vice-versa. What I did not like is minimalizing what can be a real experience he had or others might have, not just for this person, but others, and making into some kind of joke. That is not funny and I do not think you would appreciate someone doing that to something you really like. It was not really funny and I am glad I took time to say how I feel. I have no idea how you would feel, but if you want to be rude, I think that isjust awaste of time.\

All I did was ask a few questions. The lifestyle is a constant journey of self discovery and learning . How is one to learn anything if you're not allowed to ask questions? A very wise man once said that there are no stupid questions, just stupid answers as you are proving here in this thread.

I did not kink-shame

Now you're just being a liar.

Topic My Little One is Suffering
Posted 15 Apr 2014 22:28

This is BDSM forum.

I have these two friends from a long time back, and his wife is dying...literally as I type, so I don't like to hear things like "bitch" or women referred to as "bitches" - I do not like to hear it from other women either. No, this person did not die, but I would not wish anyone to go through the fear and helplessness~

BDSM is a variety of erotic practices involving dominance and submission, role-playing , restraint, and other interpersonal dynamics.

I don't call my subs slave (the word slave is offensive to me but I reserve your right to use it). I go "yo bitch, get that ass over here." It's the way we roll (play). Please show some respect and don't kink-shame members of the BDSM community who don't adhere to your narrow minded view of the lifestyle.

Your cheap attempt to use your dying friends to gather sympathy for your point of view didn't go unnoticed either. That was low. You should be ashamed of yourself. Your dying friend has absolutely nothing to do with the word bitch.

Stop kink-shaming now.

Topic My Little One is Suffering
Posted 15 Apr 2014 18:42

My baby girl is back home and recovering. Thank you all for all your prayers and well wishes this community has been wonderful to both of us through our entire relationship. Lots of recovery to go, but together my baby girl and her Daddy will get through this.

When she was in the ICU did the doctors and nurses have to ask you permission before doing stuff to her? Did you have to approve if they needed to give her a sponge bath or something? Did the doctors have to refer to you as Sir out of respect? Now that she is out did you have to ok the medication and do you administer it yourself?

I'm asking in case this ever happens to one of my bitches/slaves/little girls etc.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 15 Apr 2014 18:24

LOL gross ^

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 15 Apr 2014 11:16

As an aside & no offense, ewwwww to Martha Stewart LOL, sorry, your tastes & mine are very opposite. She's never turned me on ever & she's not even that overweight, she just has large bones I believe.

Topic what style colour and make of panties are you wearing.
Posted 15 Apr 2014 09:41

Just don't buy the wrong size. Drunk girls are unforgiving:

"You think I have a fat arse, don't you?!"


And here I thought walking up to a girl, grabbing her ass and whispering in her ear. "Damn, you got a fat ass, don't you..." Was a compliment.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 13 Apr 2014 20:44

Topic Black and Whites
Posted 13 Apr 2014 12:18

Topic Black and Whites
Posted 13 Apr 2014 12:17

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 13 Apr 2014 12:12


Topic What is the most important "life lesson" you have learned?
Posted 13 Apr 2014 02:17

The most important thing I've learned is that you have to make your own luck. In the end it doesn't matter if you're born rich, poor, ugly, attractive, smart or stupid. You have to take the hand that was delt to you and play it the best you can. I've seen rich people end up homeless and poor people end up millionaires. Get out of the mentality that other people and your bad luck affect you because that's not the case. You alone hold your life in your hands. Only you can hold yourself back.

I still stand by this. Make your own luck, young bloods.

If you think she's mental, do not have sex with her, no matter how attractive she might be, to you.

You're an idiot.

Topic Are-all-moderators-professional-writers-What-do-you-expect-from-me
Posted 12 Apr 2014 15:16


I think he believes volunteering takes some kind of sacrifice. Because they said they enjoy it, I think he perceives it as not being sacrificial.

Like, I wouldn't say I'm volunteering to get a blow job from a supermodel.

But say the only way to save the planet or something crazy would be to get a blowjob from Edward James Olmos...then someone would definitely have to volunteer as tribute in my stead.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 12 Apr 2014 14:34

Topic Can you recall the best blowjob you ever received?
Posted 12 Apr 2014 13:45

One stands out in my mind. It wasn't the best one, but I remember it because it was so wrong.

Topic cumming in a woman who is not on birth control
Posted 12 Apr 2014 13:40

As long as you cum in her ass you should be fine.

Topic 25 Quotes That Will Inspire You To Be A Fearless Writer...
Posted 11 Apr 2014 13:33

Those are all pretty cool DM. I kinda like this one too by Alan Moore. He isn't talking about writing specifically but I think it applies, since writing is nothing more than ideas.