Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic What is your experience with affairs?
Posted 08 Sep 2013 12:42

That time was about 40 years before you were even thought of being conceived, yet alone born.

Times change and evolve... Some attitudes don't. Stay safe in niceville.


Take your life into your own hands and be happy.

Y'all should listen. He was there.

Topic Favorite Movie of the Year so far!
Posted 07 Sep 2013 23:51

Pretty weak year for movies so far... Traditionally, October, November and December tend to have the best movies of the year coming out, so we'll see.

I did find a movie called, This is the End to be hilarious though. Deeper than a typical comedy with good special effects to boot.

*I have yet to see Sophia Coppola's Bling Ring though, as it didn't play in my area. Bizarre, since she spent most of her coming of age years in my fucking home town. Assholes.

Topic Tips on anal?
Posted 07 Sep 2013 23:38

The original compromising position.

I keep it old school.

Topic Tips on anal?
Posted 07 Sep 2013 23:37

Perfecto Ranchero! But, you already knew that.

I know all, see all, my child.

Topic Doms only, Subs are ordered not to look
Posted 07 Sep 2013 23:29

angry7 so obnoxious!

By the way, he was responding to ME!

Easy girl... EASY! Heelllllll... HEEL GODDAMMIT!

Topic the role of the dom and sub
Posted 07 Sep 2013 23:19

Hey everyone, I would like to say my lovely wife and I have been practicing this lifestyle for just over a year now full time. I lead and she follows, we have yet to settle on a titles for our roles as they mean nothing to us. At the end of the day we are married, our lives are intertwined and while we are still learning so much about this world. We try to discuss as much as we can together, D/s requires the same attentiveness and communication as all relationships. I cherish my wife/sub she is my everything. It is so fulfilling to see the joy in her eyes as I try to handle the gift of her submission, to guide her and myself down the path of fulfillment. I have yet to come across any black and white rules for any relationship of any class. I dominate, love, guide, care for, and nurture my sub. In turn she follows my guidance and relishes in my love. One of my favorite things in this relationship of mine is prying into her heart to hear her laughter and her intelligence. No title will ever change that. Our relationship works like every other mutual respect and love.

Behold, an actual master. As far as a couple saying they are in the BDSM lifestyle goes anyway. No pretension here. Just a guy and a chick doing their thing.

Topic Tips on anal?
Posted 07 Sep 2013 14:54


I'm guessing it worked? evil4

Topic Wife's given permission to play
Posted 07 Sep 2013 14:32

I'm new here my wife set up my account and I'm not sure if this is the right forum for this but here goes. I'm 35 married with 4 kids and have no imagination in bed .

If you do make an ad on an actual casual sex site... Leave that part out.

Topic Tips on anal?
Posted 07 Sep 2013 14:28

Make sure you're clean inside and out to assure there are no mishaps. Use lots of lube. Seriously. Don't fuck that part up. Use lube, and plenty of it. Make sure it's something you want to do. Try a comfortable position (doggy is best for first timers). Don't rush. Take your time. RELAX. That's probably the most important thing. Nothing's getting up there if you're all tense. To make things a bit easier, have an orgasm beforehand. That'll definitely relax you. Any clitoral and/or vaginal stimulation during anal will most definitely relax you.


Good advice but don't you think doggystyle is a little intense for first timers? In my experience a girl has always handled first time anal better when she is on her side and can control the penetration somewhat. Kinda like doggystyle but when she is lying flat on her belly it is easier for her too. She doesn't have to concentrate on staying in a position really, she can just focus on relaxing.

Topic Muscular Women
Posted 07 Sep 2013 13:48

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Topic Can women tell when a man fakes it? I say no.
Posted 07 Sep 2013 13:47

Excuse me? Dumbass? LOL If he CUMS he would not be FAKING IT, just like when a WOMAN FAKES and ORGASM. And yes, a man CAN fake having an orgasm. Heck, I think I have even seen that done on TV and in Movies. ;)

And just for future reference, it is "you're" not "your". (LadyX was faster on the keys.)

I stand by my posts above, folks can take them for what they are worth... as they can take your attempt at insulting me. LOL

To be fair to Barry, you are a dumbass though. You should be careful not to make grammatical mistakes yourself when correcting others.

Topic Doms only, Subs are ordered not to look
Posted 07 Sep 2013 12:11

Behave old man, or they might put you away.
Are you scared yet?! Haha

Shaking in my boots.

Topic The Friendzone
Posted 07 Sep 2013 12:09

Getting out of the friend zone is pretty easy actually. Next time she comes running to you with her feelings 'n' shit you just go, "I'm a better listener when I'm getting my dick sucked on." Then just pull it out (make sure you're hard already).

Trust me, you will not be in the friend zone after that. You'll either be in the blowjob zone or the enemy zone.

Topic Who was the Hottest Bond Girl?
Posted 04 Sep 2013 20:47

She was a henchmen but damn was she hot. She would orgasm after killing people.

Topic Doms only, Subs are ordered not to look
Posted 04 Sep 2013 16:45

Its better than being old

Whoa, someone hand me some aloe vera.

Topic Can men tell when a woman fakes it? I say no.
Posted 04 Sep 2013 16:43

We can tell, but not the first time. Like the first few times we have sex with a girl we are still learning her O face and the way her body reacts to an orgasm. After we know what happens to a particular girl when she cums we can tell when she fakes it. Much like how woman can tell when a guy they know really well is lying to them. Of course some guys are more gullible than others but I would imagine that for most of them, they can tell.

Topic Waking up to a blow job - yay or nay?
Posted 04 Sep 2013 16:00

That's how bitches accidentally get push kicked off the bed.

Topic tits or ass
Posted 04 Sep 2013 15:59

What about her personality??? *sobs*

Everyone knows that a girl's personality, to a guy, vastly improves when she has a great ass and a nice set of tits.

Topic Doms only, Subs are ordered not to look
Posted 04 Sep 2013 15:52

At least I HAVE a brain and can use it.

Oh man, what a burn. What are you, like 12?

Topic Tips on anal?
Posted 03 Sep 2013 21:25

A tip on anal?

Tell a girl you're just gonna put the tip in. Works every time.

"C'mon, just the tip, baby."

Topic Pity Fuck
Posted 03 Sep 2013 21:16

But he was a really nice dude just a tad over weight...and I was horny and single, so there's that.

Look at this chubby chaser.


Topic Pity Fuck
Posted 03 Sep 2013 21:14

I thought it was called taking one for the team on guy's night out.

Topic What do you think is the worst song ever written?
Posted 03 Sep 2013 20:14

Ever been to a Bon Jovi concert with Guns & Roses opening for them?

Me neither.

Guns & Roses is the worst? Seriously? What an asshole.

Topic how can you tell if a girl actually likes you?
Posted 03 Sep 2013 18:40

She'll let you touch her boobies. There's really no mistaking such a gesture.

I was just about to say... She'll grab your dick. But this is true too.

Topic If you could have one show come back for one more season, what would it be?
Posted 03 Sep 2013 18:34

Lost. So they could actually explain what the fuck is going on. Started out so good the first three seasons then it just nosedived after that. The only show to take a worse nosedive, in my opinion, is True Blood. At least I finished watching Lost.

Topic Doms only, Subs are ordered not to look
Posted 03 Sep 2013 18:24

Uh huh........and that statement I bolded.....I for one take offense to. Not everyone believes whats written or shown via images on a profile. Geez Jack,

I fixed it.

Topic Doms only, Subs are ordered not to look
Posted 03 Sep 2013 18:22

I've been following this threat since the first comment about u-boats and sandwiches.. I totally agree with all the comments and I'm very much amused by all the creativity it has stirred in people, but isn't it time to leave this guy alone..
I think he got the message so why make him famous for it?

I agree with you. I catch shit for making one joke...but look at the way everyone jumped on this guy. Seems like they are bullying him.

Topic Doms only, Subs are ordered not to look
Posted 03 Sep 2013 18:20

hello1 hello1 Your not the only one who feels that way Ravyn. I just want to hit Felix in the head and knock some common sense into him violent1

I'm a Master not a slave. Get your shit straight, bird brain. I'm the one doing the hitting.

Topic Doms only, Subs are ordered not to look
Posted 02 Sep 2013 22:29

I know you are trying to make a point here Jack, but seriously???

I was giving advice. Being helpful like.

Topic true story
Posted 02 Sep 2013 21:16

Is there any true story publish here,

Yes, I wrote this one the day after it happened. The only thing I changed were the names of the people and the name of the porn DVD. Everything else is 100% true.

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