Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic I have a dream...
Posted 29 Aug 2013 21:09

You called my butt big? Ha!! Just curious Felix....what field do you work in? Is it related to ag?

Im an aggravator.

Topic I have a dream...
Posted 29 Aug 2013 20:55


You got a big butt, girl? I like that~

I don't know where you get the $25.00 an hour figure. I could be wrong but that number seems to be plucked out of thin air. And with the Affordable Care Act taking care of the benefits the scenario is much more realistic. :-"

I get that figure from talking with americans and what it would take for them to do work in the hot ass sun. 25 bucks an hour is like the goal a lot of californians want to be able live pretty comfortably and buy a house and such. 200-250 bucks a day basically.

Topic I have a dream...
Posted 29 Aug 2013 20:54

I didn't say that they weren't regulated. I said that they'd love not to be.

And employees would love to get paid a million dollars a year but it's no reality and it's not what happens. Just like employers not being regulated, it's not reality no matter what they want... So what does that have to do with anything?

You weren't suggesting that the agriculture industry pays the laborers less than minimum wage? Looks like you were. A few dollars over the minimum wage isn't good enough for unskilled labor? You're weren't blaming employers for the lack of a willing american work force? Sounds like you were. You sound like a typical american... "my labor is important". You said that the employer should go try to do the job of the employee to see how he likes it. Well if it's so easy to be the employer than why don't the laborers start their own company and pay their laborers what they think is fair... Wait, they don't because it's not that easy and it's just not possible because Americans want cheap food.

It's not the job of labor to keep capitalists in silk shirts and swimming pools.

No it's not, you're right. It's the job of the smart capitalist to do that. Laborers are mostly not intelligent enough to be capitalists. That's why they are laborers. That's why it's called unskilled labor. In your mind, the employer is bad because he want's to benefit from the risk he took to start a business? Why start a business at all if you can't have luxuries?

Close reading is a skill. Learn it.

Communicating clearly what you mean through writing is a skill too. I thought you'd be better at it. Seems like you said one thing and are now saying you didn't.

Topic Gag Balls.... Yes, No, Why?
Posted 29 Aug 2013 19:48

I like them because my motto is, less talky more fucky .

Topic I have a dream...
Posted 29 Aug 2013 19:32

Why should one person work for less than a living wage so that another person can live in luxury? Those of you who believe it's alright for people to hire people at less than minimum wage should go to work for those people. My labor is as important to me as any other person's capital. I want a fair trade for it. Why should I be willing to work for almost nothing? If a person can't afford to pay a living wage, they should get out of business and get one of those sub-minimum wage jobs that they are so happy to give other people. Labor owes nothing to capital. It's not the job of labor to keep capitalists in silk shirts and swimming pools.

There are plenty of people who would use slave labor if they could. Cotton mill owners used to work children twelve hours a day to spin the cotton that plantation owners in the American south produced using slave labor. The share cropper system that took over after the civil war was just as bad. People worked all year long and ended up owing money to the land owner. Corporations would love to have labor laws revoked, unions shut down, and industries deregulated. It's not because they have some great ideal of free markets though, it's greed.

This is simply not true. Ag is probably the most regulated industry in the United States. The government is up labor contractors asses daily. Labor contractor license is the hardest license to get too. Maybe you saw on the news that some contractor was paying cash to some laborers somewhere and they blew it out of proportion to push some agenda but it is not the norm. It is probably the same percentage of Ag employers that do this as any other industry.

Topic I have a dream...
Posted 29 Aug 2013 19:24

If there is such a 'labor black hole' then it can be filled with unemployed Americans learning to work and provide even if it is the kind of hard labor they'd like to pass on. Oh...another change would be to raise the minimum wage so anyone working 40 hour week can pay their bills and provide for the families instead of living in poverty. Does that fill your 'black hole', Felix?

Actually no. No it does not fill my black hole. Those unemployed Americans can very easily get a job in agriculture. Ag employers prefer employees that can speak english and have driver's licenses. Most entry level ag jobs in my area pay a few dollars more than minimum wage as well but guess what... Americans will not do the job. They just won't. They prefer to work at Walmart for minimum wage because it's easy and the expectations from the managers are low. You need absolutely no education to work as a laborer in ag. Americans just wont do that job because it's hard. They want 25 dollars an hour and benefits which is ridiculous for a job that requires no skill or education.

IF the government really did get rid of illegal employment in ag, you know what would happen? Fruits, vegetables and all the products that they go into would become more expensive, a lot more expensive because the ag employers would not be able to find people to work the fields and orchards and would have to abandon them. All of a sudden a tomato becomes more scarce. The demand would still be there but the supply won't. And you know what happens when the supply doesn't meet the demand.

Topic I have a dream...
Posted 29 Aug 2013 00:12

I would make the feds enforce the laws already on the books concerning corporations ans ag individuals hiring illegals.

This is the most serious question I have ever asked on here... And what is your alternative? To fill the labor black hole that not hiring illegals for ag would create?

Topic Skincare 101
Posted 28 Aug 2013 22:54

Native Americans. You disrespectful fuck.

Notice how she doesn't dispute her ignorance. Only my semantics.

Poor fool.

Topic Feedback on adding a "Cuckold" category
Posted 28 Aug 2013 22:52

One might say the same thing about homophobia too.

What in the fuck are you talking about old man? Are you confessing right now?

Topic Skincare 101
Posted 28 Aug 2013 22:38

This literally makes no sense. None of it.

Niether did science to a bunch of indians.

Topic Skincare 101
Posted 28 Aug 2013 21:51

Just because a cologne doesn't suit the person who's wearing it doesn't mean it wouldn't smell the same. A lumberjack wearing fruity cologne that doesn't suit him wouldn't smell any better than someone wearing that same fruity cologne that does suit them.

And an outfit doesn't have to be ill-fitting to NOT look good or the same on someone else.

Prepubescent pretard.

Everyone has been told, "oh wow you look great" after wearing some nice clothes. Not after wearing sweatpants. Reflect on your stupid ass theories.

The fact that you're using the word "suit" to argue my clothing metaphor is laughable at best. Run along and suck on your binky.

Topic Skincare 101
Posted 28 Aug 2013 17:06

Actually, a person makes the outfit look good, not the other way around. Whereas the cologne makes the person smell good, not the other way around. In most cases, cologne generally smells the same no matter who's wearing it, provided the people are clean, etc.

Wrong. Cologne, just like an outfit, has to match the person. Like some lumberjack looking guy wearing some floral smelling shit would be weird. Or some pipsqueak wearing something bold and oldschool would just be funny. Like if they had gotten into their dad's cologne cabinet. It's just like some bigger gal wearing low rise jeans creating a damn muffin top.


Topic Would a guy just randomly do this for their Friends with benefits?
Posted 28 Aug 2013 16:16


If he only sees me as a FWB then why has he offered me a job and then asked if I wanted to go on vacation with him and his kids next year?

He thinks the pussy is good.

Topic Skincare 101
Posted 28 Aug 2013 16:11

If I get a whiff of a guy who has on really nice cologne, I don't go, "Man, he smells so good." My line of thinking is, "Man, that cologne smells so good." There's a difference.

Yeah, but he picked it out. That's like saying when I see a girl in a real nice outfit I don't think the girl looks nice. I just think her outfit is nice. Good job whoever designed the clothes!


Topic would you still?
Posted 28 Aug 2013 16:03

OK so say you have been with your partner for over a year, you've never spent the night. You care for this person dearly and decide to stay the night. Thinking they are the most attractive person in the world, would you still feel the same about them if you woke up to them snoring like a grizzly bear and drooling like a dog on thanksgiving?

Not spending the night after a year is preposterous, but... Her sleeping tight is what happens when you lay the pipe down right.

Topic "The Chase"
Posted 28 Aug 2013 15:35

Usually girls that need to be chased are either really hot, really smart (in a hot way), or wealthy. I'm sure you can figure out why guys chase from that.

To answer the second part of your question. I think girls think that guys just like chasing and once we get laid we are over it. That's not the case. Sometimes once a guy gets the chick, the sex was really lame. Or she smelled weird. Or she made a really fucking weird sex face that we just couldn't get over. Or some girls, once they bang a guy think they can start shitting all loud in front of the guy. Or bossing him around like she owns him. Or all of a sudden doesn't like the guy's quirks and wants him to stop. Shit like that makes us change our minds about sticking around.

Sure, some guys just want to see a particular girl naked or add a notch on the bedpost but that should be pretty obvious to the girl. Those guys aren't going to put in much work. If you give it up that easy, don't expect him to be a guy that actually likes you. That's just retarded. Wise up or just enjoy the fuckin'.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 28 Aug 2013 14:58


Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think
I might like having a little afternoon delight

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Please' be waiting for me baby when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up an appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Topic Are gritty female voices attractive?
Posted 28 Aug 2013 09:05

I think they're sexy.

Topic Feedback on adding a "Cuckold" category
Posted 28 Aug 2013 08:55

Having screwed more than a few women in front of their boyfriend or husband, while the fellow was made to take notes, sit on his hands or play with his limp dick... I thought afterward that I had just participated in a cuckolding event.

But those fellows were not tied up, chained down in the corner or forced to do anything they didn't want to do.


Desperation is a hell of a thing.

Topic Small Dicks
Posted 28 Aug 2013 08:47

but in reality it comes down to MANY factors. And compatibility is a HUGE one. The rest, it is mental. In general, there is a wide range of cock sizes that will work just fine. yeah, you realize the truth. Now that is NOT saying any one size is "better" than another. Like I said it comes down to compatibility.

This guy sounds like a cock-spert. Like the Stephen Hawking of cock.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 27 Aug 2013 21:48

She probably pulled up google to see if those percentages were right. She checks her facts.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 27 Aug 2013 21:37

She's female. Only 51% of the people on the planet can claim the same thing.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 27 Aug 2013 21:33

She has a "no friend request without a message" disclaimer. This is very original.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 27 Aug 2013 21:30

Under her favorite music she put "everything". That's very informative.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 27 Aug 2013 21:22

She joined the site in 2010.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 27 Aug 2013 21:04


We ride the tides
The waters wide, So wild
Calm the troubled water!
Hear the angels singin' all night and all day, yeah
You hear them say: Glory hallelujah!
Lay your burden down
Your time is now
(Turn around)

Praise to love!

We belong to the water
We belong to the air
We belong where there is love

Just remember this: You don't walk alone
As the storm it rages
Be not afraid
Let it pass away
Hear the angels singin'
(Remember to remember)
Turn around

Praise to love
Praise to Love
Praise to God
Call to love
For love

We belong to the water
We belong to the air
We belong where there is love

We ride the tides
The waters wide, so wild
Calm the troubled water

Topic Are Cougars Real?
Posted 27 Aug 2013 13:16

I woulnd't fit in Vegas. I'm kinda a massive dork i'm told.

So...Applebees? Are you guys sure?

Yeah, if you're a massive dork, vegas may not be good for you. That's a lot of cash to drop just for a chance at a cougar. And to be honest, lots of the woman ready to party in vegas aren't all that old. But like you say, massive dorkiness isn't conducive to vegas.

Applebee's though... I have been in there before and have seen some huge nerds get some 40 year sabertooth tiger some fucking $3 margaritas and score. Like, the cougar smells the loneliness in the dork and sinks her claws in, not before some bottom shelf frozen strawberry margaritas, of course. The expectations are low. They do exist. Some big cats live in the savannah, some live in the jungle. That jungle is applebee's.

Topic What's your opinion on abortion?
Posted 27 Aug 2013 11:16

States which are most pro-life.

Darker shades, are the most pro-life:

I want to perform a late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late... LATE. Late term abortion of this wellmademale.

Topic Skincare 101
Posted 27 Aug 2013 10:34

LOL... You know, it's funny - I have yet to see a shower-puff (or anything similar) in a guy's bathroom. They're so awesome though! And they do make them in more neutral 'manly' colours too. Guys - don't be afraid to puff! :)

Really? They are pretty common where I'm from. Like in the body product section they have huge baskets of them, More than any other type of shower scrub thingy. Some of the shower gels targeted at men even come with a free one. Some also have like a rubber piece attached to them to make them seem more manly but those are dumb because you can't rinse it out properly.

Topic What male sex toy is your favourite and what sells a sex toy to you?
Posted 27 Aug 2013 10:28

My favorite sex toy is about 5'3'', fit, pretty. It's expensive but it cleans itself between uses.