Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Foot licking?
Posted 29 Mar 2014 13:13

I'd let a chick lick and suck my toes. I'd be like, "why don't you clip my nails and give my feet a rub too while you're down there, princess."

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 29 Mar 2014 12:54

Just arriving home from his 3 month lockdown-shocktime suspension...

Fifi just can't wait to greet everyone with his usual friendly, sweeping charm, booze stoked cheer & toked up wit!

It was four months. A four month suspension, can you believe that? They said it wasn't nice to make fun of the geriatric members. Guess they just couldn't pull the ban trigger though.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 29 Mar 2014 12:42


Topic would you let a woman pay for just your company?
Posted 29 Mar 2014 12:32

When a girl wants to hang out and she pays for everything she's kinda doing that. So yeah, I guess I do.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 29 Mar 2014 12:21

Topic what is the sexiest thing a Dom/sub has ever done/said to you?
Posted 29 Mar 2014 12:00

Felix, are you into BDSM yourself or have you ever tried?

I used to be a Master but I emancipated my slave.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 27 Mar 2014 19:08

"The Return of a Dickhead?"

I'm not sure what's more pathetic. The old paranoid rag tag who screams on the internet about being an alpha male or the desperate married crusty bitch who likes him.

Topic Morning Routine
Posted 27 Mar 2014 16:46

Nice tips there, Jack. One thing that I also enjoy myself is listening to music as I'm performing my morning routine.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Topic what is the sexiest thing a Dom/sub has ever done/said to you?
Posted 27 Mar 2014 16:41

I was 39, she was 37... She'd won a powerball about 3 years before she and I met. She was married / separated and I met her 8 months earlier for lunch...

So I guess you weren't worth cheating on her husband with? Makes sense. So 8 months later when she was alone and desperate you confirmed her original assessment?

You're awfully curious about my various posts, Felix. Why is that? You don't have anything original of your own to add to any conversations?

Yes. You're a beacon of originality. Everyone knows that I love your posts.

Funny you should say that - that I'm curious about your various posts - Didn't you send a few thousand word private messages to your friend list about me a few months back? I believe one of my posts set you off and you sent me a strongly worded letter which I ignored then you went on a furious typing rampage. You went on about how you have been keeping an eye on me for four years now and I guess you've been keeping me in line? How's that working out for ya?

Come'on... spill and share with everyone your vast experiences.

We both know I can't talk about my experiences... Too many tattletales. You should know that. Shhh

Topic Morning Routine
Posted 27 Mar 2014 09:52

My name is Jack. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of Jack; some kind of abstraction. You can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... Simply, they are not.

Topic what is the sexiest thing a Dom/sub has ever done/said to you?
Posted 27 Mar 2014 09:35

She told me some eight months later over dinner, "This isn't going to work as I'd initially hoped it would. You're strong willed and so am I and we're both trying to seduce each other using our familiar tactics."

We only screwed that one night after dinner (along with some fisting, face painting & gushing on her part).

So...basically it took you eight months to get fisted?

Your game must have been getting a little rusty by this decade I suppose. Was it one of your later active years? like sometime in the 90's?

Topic What kind of love have you got?
Posted 27 Mar 2014 09:17

What kind of love have you got?


Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 27 Mar 2014 08:53


Wake up
You're gettin' high on your own supply
Oh, baby, you're still alive when you could've died , oh
The world is not around because of you
You know I'm not around because of you

You've got a mouthful of diamonds
And a pocketful of secrets
I know you're never telling anyone
Because the patterns they control your mind
Those patterns take away my time
Hello, goodbye

You tell the truth when you could've lied
And troubles are on the rise 'cause you're in disguise, oh
And if it isn't me
Then pack your bags and leave
I wish I could believe blue devils won't take you back
Out to the salty sea

You've got a mouthful of diamonds
And a pocketful of secrets
I know you're never telling anyone
Because the patterns they control your mind
Those patterns take away my time

I wish I could believe ...

Topic Long Distance
Posted 27 Mar 2014 08:46


Also What Felix was mocking...

There are a lot of different sides and aspects to a relationship; especially one that has a major BDSM focus. Long-distance while, not preferable, will help you develop facets in the D/s part of your relationship and will grow the faith and trust in the other person.

I hope you guys work it out and it goes well for you.

I was being serious.

I see you used all the stock terms like faith, grow, trust blah blah blah but you didn't explain anything at all.

HOW do you develop that in regards to the BDSM aspect of the relationship when it is long distance..... Is it just like in a chat window and the master is like, "you shut up and take my cock now slave!" and then the slave just shuts up? How does the master even know the slave is still there after a while? If the slave says something after they were told to shut up do they then smack themselves after the master is like "why youuu, punish yourself now for disobeying me!" Has a slave tied themselves up so well before that they can't get to the phone and then the master has to punish them some more for ignoring them or some shit?


Topic Soulmates
Posted 27 Mar 2014 08:34

The concept of soul mates is kinda stupid when you think about it. We are animals that have evolved over millions of years to multiply and survive. You can get two random people and put them on a deserted island and after a while they will think they are soul mates. It's a trick our brain plays on us so we will eventually want to have children with someone, someone who is our "soul mate" so we will want to stick around and protect the baby and the mother too. It's just a survival instinct so the human race, as a whole, will continue on.

Topic Body Odor....specifically down below....
Posted 27 Mar 2014 08:31

Go to the fucking doctor.

Topic how many guys like a bigger girl
Posted 25 Mar 2014 19:13

I swear, I love reading all the replies in this thread. Every man loves fuller women... that's more fit girls for me!

Come my pretties, nobody appreciates all the efforts you make to look gorgeous here. glasses8

You should read the first few pages of this thread. WW3 almost broke out.

Topic do you prefer hold ups or suspenders or tights
Posted 25 Mar 2014 17:13

One of my exes prefered I wear a stocking over my head and then we'd play hold up.

Topic Announcing our new "Oral Sex" story competition, $600 in prizes.
Posted 25 Mar 2014 17:09

it would have to be really small... so... no problem, right? angel7

Look, stick to writing sex stories. Comedy takes a certain je ne sais quoi.

Try putting it through that hole. What's the worst that could happen?

Thats what I mean, maybe I can wiggle it in when flaccid, maybe. But if I get hard with that thing around my dingus it would turn just as purple as the outside rubbery parts.

Topic Announcing our new "Oral Sex" story competition, $600 in prizes.
Posted 25 Mar 2014 16:52

Oral simulator... How the hell am I supposed to get my dick into that?

Topic if a woman tells you she loves you, would you run away?
Posted 25 Mar 2014 16:07

about fucking time you showed up. Big Hugs btw? still pissed at you. now, accept my friend request so i can give you shit in private, please. :)

....are you gonna let me borrow that money I asked you for first?

Topic Have you straight guys ever watched gay porn or read gay erotica?
Posted 25 Mar 2014 16:05

Hell to the no... laughing8

Are you saying you don't proof read your writing?

Topic Have you ever cum in your pants?
Posted 25 Mar 2014 16:04

I've peeled my pajama pants off my dick in the morning once or twice. Sooo WHAT as Tyra would say.

Topic If you COULD suck your own dick....?
Posted 25 Mar 2014 16:02

What do you mean... if I could?

Topic if a woman tells you she loves you, would you run away?
Posted 25 Mar 2014 16:00

In my experience, right after a woman tells me she loves me, it is the perfect time to ask her to "borrow" a large amount of money. They just can't say no.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 25 Mar 2014 15:50

**Image removed by moderator. Too explicit for this section of the forum.**

Topic Bidet....yes? no?
Posted 12 Dec 2013 10:06

OMG. The bloody French. Their sanctimoneous concern about pussy cleaniness. ffs! Musty smelling quims are gorgeous!

Bidets aren't for normal smells. They are for piss flaps.

Topic You've GOT to be kidding Me!
Posted 12 Dec 2013 09:07

I think it is just another case of a non-story being blown way the fuck out of proportion!!

That is true, in some of my original posts in this thread I was saying how the media leaves a lot of things out to make a more sensational story.

Topic You've GOT to be kidding Me!
Posted 12 Dec 2013 09:04

Whrere? Id like to read those.

Just simple common sense would tell you that the school found out in the first place because the girl told on him. It's not like the school is watching every kid every second. Especially if he is sneaking up on her.

The fact that it went so far as to get the kid a suspension and he still did it again let's you know the boy's mother didn't really tell the kid to not do it again or 'else'.

Usually when someone is suspended the school will question all the students involved. Doesn't seem she liked it or wanted it if he had to sneak up on her.

Topic Bidet....yes? no?
Posted 12 Dec 2013 08:50

I would keep it just so I could tell people I don't like that it is a drinking fountain with the best filtration technology developed in Europe.