Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 10:40

Wait, so this doesn't have anything to do with guys sticking their cocks in tubs of Häagen-Dazs? scratch



That sounds more fun on paper, trust me. Once you realize how cold the ice cream feels, it's a rather limp endeavor.

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 10:35

This is a really interesting article on how much it costs an author to licence song lyrics (if anyone is interested):

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2010/may/01/blake-morrison-lyrics-copyright



That doesn't seem like that much really. Especially for an established author who knows they will sell books. I have used lyrics before and in all but one instance they weren't really needed to tell the story though. Even when I felt the lyrics were perfect I still could have written around using them but 500-1000 doesn't seem like all that much for a novel. Especially if they are perfect for a plot twist reveal or part of the ending or something like that.

Topic Menstrual Cramp Remedies
Posted 08 Aug 2013 10:21



I'm sure it could, but it could be a bit sticky. Luckily, someone posted an 'alternative' way to clean your anus with a dildo in the shower, so you should be good to go and there won't be any sticky residue up your bum. bootyshake thumbup

I was just confused. Thought it was to be used locally at first.

Sounds like you speak from experience.

Carry on.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 07 Aug 2013 22:39

http://24.media.tumblr.com/30e8d9974d99994591cdf7c556a94a27/tumblr_mr74aq08tB1sw66nao1_500.jpg

Topic Are you too clever..?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 22:23

OG... prison talk eh?

You got some 'splaining to do now, Rickie Regaeman Man

OG = Original Grandpa

Rickie? Do you think I'm someone's fakie? confused1 I think I'm sad now. Take the tin foil cap off dude.

Topic Playing on peoples emotions.
Posted 07 Aug 2013 21:52



Are you referring to what goes on out in the real world or what occurs online? They are very different environments.

And yes, most in the real world know exactly what they are doing. I call 'em predators, chainsaws, gold diggers . Whatever.

The key is to recognize when you're being played...and hell, turn it around on them.



You were the target of gold diggers?

I want to hear that story. Surely no one has ever targeted you because of the money... Tell us a story.



The key is to recognize when you're being played... and hell, turn it around on them.



sign5

Topic Are you too clever..?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 21:41




http://upload.lushstories.com/1000275647-Shake_It_Baby.gif

Shake it and fake it til you make it, Jack.

You're constantly nipping at all the big dogs ankles. And what is your gain? Some degree of notoriety?

I'm wearing you like mud on my cape. 'Course I always have.



Put your keystone light down, son.

Big dog... Yes you are. You are the big dog of the internet. Not gonna argue that. It's why I look on in awe. There goes wmm, internet OG.

Topic PRISM, The NSA and your right to privacy
Posted 07 Aug 2013 20:47

A timely and possibly profitable diversion.

Qaeda Messages Prompt U.S. Terror Warning

"Obama administration officials publicly declined to discuss what specific information had prompted the increased alarm and alerts, citing a desire to protect classified sources and methods.

But intercepting electronic communications is one of the National Security Agency’s main jobs, as the documents leaked by Edward J. Snowden, a former N.S.A. contractor, have only underscored. At the request of intelligence officials, The New York Times withheld some details about the intercepted communications.

Some analysts and Congressional officials suggested Friday that emphasizing a terrorist threat now was a good way to divert attention from the uproar over the N.S.A.'s data-collection programs, and that if it showed the intercepts had uncovered a possible plot, even better."

The old guy's use of links, italics and bolding gives this post a sense of urgency which is refreshing for this topic. The pep in his step makes me want to care about this. It makes me feel like I can make a difference. Look at him go.

+1 wmm

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 18:32



see my previous reply, please. Regaeman Man

You don't want me to see? Like, wear a blindfold? Kinky.

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 18:28





You wanna to turn your two scoops of vanilla into a sundae, girl?

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 18:13

I always thought it was fucking a white girl.

Topic Menstrual Cramp Remedies
Posted 07 Aug 2013 16:43

Can it be used as lube for a more direct application?

Topic Thoughts on Anthony Weiner's wife - Huma Abedin?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 15:20



I think you read me wrong.

I wish I could observe you in your natural habitat.

Topic Playing on peoples emotions.
Posted 07 Aug 2013 15:17

LOL, welcome to life.

Topic Do Shy Girls Intimidate You?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 14:53

Just wondering if you ever get intimidated by girls that are quiet and keep to themselves more than others

You mean how like shy girls will sometimes put off a vibe that they aren't into a guy because they are nervous. Making them seem unattainable or like they don't like me?

No, not really. Try not to do that though if you're shy. It's hard enough approaching chicks for a lot of guys as it is.

Topic Shark Week
Posted 07 Aug 2013 14:32

Shark: Hey, Dolphins, can you please get off my lawn?

Dolphin 1: Fuck you puto!

Shark: I asked you nicely, please guys, this is a nice neighborhood.

Dolphin 2: What'choo tryin' to say homes? That we ain't nice? We can be real nice ey...

Dolphin 3: Yeah, real nice vato, we loving. You gon' get some love from all the homies.

Shark: Come on guys, that's not what I meant.

Dolphin 1: What did you mean ey?

Dolphin 3: Ey cabrones! Get over here ey, I tink da Shark got some ting to say... ey.

Shark: Look, you are real nice fellas. How about I let you hang out, chill, is that what the kids say now? I'll go back into my house?

Dolphin 5: Chill? Did dis puto say chill?

Dolphin 10: Relax ey, he don' mean nutting by it. Right pinche shark pendejo?

Dolphin 5: Fuck dat! Chill? Chill like some chicken of the sea chit, some tuna bull-chit!

Dolphin 6: My moms gots caught up in one of those nets ey!

Dolphin 1: Ey, calm down guay... Da shark is going back inside. It's cool.

Shark: Sorry fellas. Carry on.

Dolphin 5: Das right chark. You go fucking chill.


...


Shark: I'm so tired of these dang Dolphins. When did this reef become... this?

Shark Wife: I don't know honey. Just let them get drunk and they'll be on their way.

Topic In Praise Of Women Over 40
Posted 07 Aug 2013 14:12

I've seen this before, and I always say the same thing: This can be applied to any given woman who fits these traits, whether she's 40 or 22. And not all women over 40 fit this bill. There are whiny, insecure, obsessive women over 40. I mean I get what the guy was trying to do, but...meh.

And that red lipstick bit threw me completely for the okey doke. That was complete rubbish.

Just let the guy play his angle and stop blocking, jfc.

Topic Looking at boobs is healthy
Posted 06 Aug 2013 18:23

I'm sure that the ten minute stare-o-thon was accompanied by intense, vigorous masturbation that would be equivalent to a 30 minute normal workout. Epic jerking off when you have a substantial salami makes you break a sweat if you really get in there and beat on it like you're playing a fucking whack-a-mole arcade game. This article is probably true.

Topic Are you too clever..?
Posted 06 Aug 2013 17:34

But I never thought it was possibly because I may have been too clever for my own good.



LOL

You can safely go on thinking that it wasn't because you're too clever.

Topic Wondering If I Am The Only One....... House in Order
Posted 05 Aug 2013 22:49



You mean this is it? My personality will never get better like my cooking or nursing skills? Just shit! You went and popped that balloon Felix. Thanks!


If you can cook well and nurse a guy when he's being a baby when sick then that is all the personality you need.

*coughs* I feel a bit under the weather.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 05 Aug 2013 22:30

Yes, she's awesome. Yes, she's topless.

//www.youtube.com/embed/WOKNV23YMy4

Topic what are you wearing now
Posted 05 Aug 2013 22:14

Hot day in Seattle...just wearing a tank and panties after my shower.

I clicked on this thread just to see if you were gonna say you were wearing your sexy scrubs. This was even better.

Topic If a guy wants to give you a BJ, what will be your reaction?
Posted 05 Aug 2013 22:11



Oh I have pussies! evil4

Oh I see, so you play it coy. Like a cat.

Topic Wondering If I Am The Only One....... House in Order
Posted 05 Aug 2013 21:29

A real master would never post a topic like this. Sounds like whining. A real master wouldn't whine about other masters. Other masters shouldn't even register.

Also, working years to be a master... Personality isn't a skill to be practiced. It's not like painting or playing guitar. Just sayin.

Topic Schoolgirl dead after online bullying
Posted 05 Aug 2013 20:09

Hannah's father Dave Smith wrote on Facebook: "On Friday morning my daughter was found hanged last night i seen her ask fm account and someone had been telling her to die. The person that created this web site should be done for mansluaghter (sic) any parents that have children please dont (sic) let them go on this site. My heart is broken in 2 and is gonna take along time to repair i just hope that none of you have to go through the pain im goin through rite now and love u all. Wats left after hannah took here own life."

Just from reading the parent's comments, I assume they are of below average intelligence. They are giving a quote about their daughter's death and look at that shit... It is like 5th grade english.

There is no way a girl was healthy of mind and body before going on ask.fm and the site then turned her to suicide. NO WAY. This reeks of parents in denial about what was really going on with their girl and looking to blame somebody. I sure hope they don't try to sue for money at one point. That would be really disgusting. Especially if they have other children. I actually think that they are in danger of hurting themselves too and something else will be to blame. Bullies at school, a drug dealer, a boyfriend/girlfriend etc.

It is human nature to pick on the weak, agreed. It is also human nature to fight back, to defend, to pick on the bullies as well. That is what should be instilled in children. To do something about it themselves. Because most of the time, no one else will.

Topic Is oral a make or break?
Posted 05 Aug 2013 07:42

Depends on wether she makes up for it on the back end.

Topic If a guy wants to give you a BJ, what will be your reaction?
Posted 05 Aug 2013 07:40

http://images.lushstories.com/dudealicious/03635071728169891903.gif

You'd give him a come hither look? What?

Topic Is This Totally Crazy?
Posted 04 Aug 2013 22:59

No.307- Treat every woman the way you’d want your daughter to be treated.

It's funny because it's lush.

Topic Is This Totally Crazy?
Posted 04 Aug 2013 22:52

No.65 - Wear that knitted sweater that she mad for you. (it will mean the world to her)

LOL

Topic Is This Totally Crazy?
Posted 04 Aug 2013 22:51

No.15 - Kiss her when she’s sleeping.

LOL