Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Favorite Comics/Graphic Novels
Posted 18 Oct 2013 12:28

If you can get ahold of the preacher graphic novels, you will not be disappointed.

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 18 Oct 2013 11:59

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 18 Oct 2013 11:54

I get jumped because of spelling. It's not spelling it's typing. Felix you are perfect perfect what I wont say you took it personally.

First it was your spelling and grammar, but now you're not even being coherent. A cat in a room full of rocking chairs has a better chance of getting out unscathed than you do writing a grammatically correct paragraph. It's appalling because you said you were a teacher. Appalling I say.

What I meant by states rights is not being told to do things no questions asked kinda like the King of England remember that?

Yeah, they didn't want to be told to get rid of slaves eventually. If slavery had never existed the south may have never seceded.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 16 Oct 2013 23:40

The St. Andrews cross --

-- wouldn't surprise me a bit to find out it was staged.

This post is dead on.

Topic So who IS the biggest Rock Star on the Planet?
Posted 16 Oct 2013 23:33

And here all along I thought Chuck Berry was the founder of Rock.

It doesn't count until a white man does it you dumb shit, you know that.

Anyway, you have a point. I misspoke. What I should have said is Elvis was the first rock star.

You didn't answer the question either. What makes music qualify as rock music?

Topic So who IS the biggest Rock Star on the Planet?
Posted 16 Oct 2013 21:35

In any event, the most relevant rock star or rock band on the planet ever - would have to play mostly Rock music and not any configuration of anything else or everything else except Rock.

So far, there's only been a small handful of rock stars even mentioned.

And what makes it rock music, old-timer? Because Elvis invented rock music and nothing really sounds like him.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 16 Oct 2013 21:27

I'm no expert in American history, but I believe British oppression (in Amerca) is over for a longer time than slavery.

Taxation without representation isn't exactly akin to slavery either.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 16 Oct 2013 21:23

It was an ugly time BUT please read my earlier statement THe Cival War WAS NOT just about slavery it was more states rights! Half of the confederate states knew it was morally wrong and were exploring oprtions but it was finacial suicide please learn history.

I bet you dont always do everything perfectly corecct if you did you most likely wouldnt be here.
Sorry i dont mean to insult you Its a flag and we have to remember how ba things were lest they will return.
Those who want to argue that things are no better are showing their ignorance. We have a long way to go but nowhere near what they once were.
This isnt directed to you sir just in general
I will defend your right to disagree with me or anyone to the death that is what this country was founded on
Still Friends i hope!

No war is just about one thing... duh. And don't you go raising your type at me, makes you look crazier than a shit-house rat. You just settle down now... It was about state's rights, yes, and the main right they feared would eventually be taken from them was the right to have slaves because getting rid of them would be financially disastrous because their whole economy was based on slave labor. So they seceded.

How dare you tell me to learn history. You learn spelling and punctuation first before throwing around statements like that.

And I do, do everything perfect. I'm a genius. I've been perfect since I was knee high to a grasshopper. Everyone knows that. Everything you said after claiming I wasn't perfect was deemed irrelevant.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 15 Oct 2013 22:05

1. You have no constitutional 'right' to be offended. Get a thicker skin or move to someplace perfect.
2. To many Americans, the flag represents a time when States' Rights issues dominated and people thought of them selves as 'Virginians' or 'Georgians' first rather than as Americans. it's a part of their heritage and history. Accept it. Big fucking deal.

So why not wave a Virginian or Georgian flag of the period if that is the case you dumb ass bitch (don't get offended, like you say, you don't have a right to).

If you don't like people telling you that the confederate flag is used primarily as a racist symbol nowadays, you go ahead and move to someplace perfect. What a moron you are.

Pretending that the symbol is about heritage and not racism in this day in age is cowardly. You know what it means. Don't be a chicken shit about it.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 15 Oct 2013 21:58

That's pretty much what I said. They weren't going to lose slaves anytime soon. But the spread of slave states that they wanted was over. By the time politics would have been able to get rid of slavery, economics and the growing abolitionist movement in the south would have ended it. There were several counties within southern states that refused to cooperate with seceding from the union. My roots come from that region in the north Georgia mountains. The abolitionist movement was especially taking root in the small-farmer classes and in the Appalachians, spread by preachers mostly with a lot of help from northern abolitionists.

It sounded like you were trying to say the civil wasn't fought because of slavery, implying the confederate war flag didn't represent a group of people who would rather fight and die than give up slavery. It was the main reason it was fought. Anything you read about the America civil war will firstly state how it was the main reason.

Also, saying the South would have gotten rid of slavery on their own is silly.

Topic femine body parts
Posted 15 Oct 2013 21:53

metilda I rest my case..but I did have a cow named metilda once long ago,a very nice cow


fuck it I can still spell ..who the fk needs capitalization or puncation

This is true.

Topic femine body parts
Posted 15 Oct 2013 19:43

*facepalm Nooooooooo i know this might be offensive to the poor asker but I cannot help laughing!!! :D

Can't we all, femines and mascines, just get along?

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 15 Oct 2013 19:34

The war was about economics (egrarian vs industrial) and states rights (confederation style vs. federal power) and the expansion of slavery, not giving up slaves. Of course it makes a much more glamorous story to say the war started to free the slaves. Lincoln had no plan at all to try and take the slaves away. There wouldn't have been enough congressional votes to get such a bill out of committee at the time and would have been at least 2 decades away. He didn't like slavery of course and would've loved it to end, but his only plan when elected was to keep it from expanding. The Emancipation Proclamation came about 2 years into the war as a military strategic manuever as much as anything. With the south's men fighting at the front, the labor keeping them at the front came from slaves. An Emancipation Proclamation would provoke mass revolt, so hoped Lincoln, forcing the soldiers to come home and leave the front. It didn't happen like that but it was a good theory. When the war got started it did give abolitionist the opportunity they needed to exploit their desires to end slavery, which did need to be ended. It should have been ended when the Constitution was ratified.

Lincoln was a strong believer in federal government, which was radically unpopular on the South. Before the Civil War most people felt as much if not more loyalty to their state than the USA. If you'll notice documents, newspapers, etc. before the Civil War always say 'the United States of America' or even 'the united States of America' and after the war the 'the' and the 'u' always becomes capitalized, 'The United States of America,' as it should be. People are a product of their time. like Romans screaming for human blood in the Coliseum just to be entertained and saw nothing morally wrong with that.

History can be ugly. The United States stole Indian lands, massacred Indians, and forced them to migrate, dying on the way, to new lands. Actually Americans committed mass genocide on the Native-Americans and the region that killed the most is the north and midwest. Slavery was once legal in ALL states of the USA. New England merchant ships brought the slaves to the south. So should we get a new American flag? What does our flag represent?

The southern states seceded because Lincoln wanted to stop the spread of slavery. Lincoln didn't need the support of the southern states so the South was like, "I say, I say fuck it! We don't take kindly to this notion of losing political sway. We are no longah part of this here Union." Since the South was increasingly becoming irrelevant when it came to polices, primarily slavery polices, they seceded to keep their slaves because eventually they were going to lose them. Then war broke out because you can't have states with militia running around thinking they can do whatever they cotton pickin' well pleased. Denying that that was the reason the civil war was started is a bit revisionist.

Topic femine body parts
Posted 15 Oct 2013 19:00

or land mines that are disguised as cats.

In that case I'm against femines. Land mines in general are bad but femines sound super annoying to boot.

Topic femine body parts
Posted 15 Oct 2013 18:50

no I was asking why you ladies hate straight men who love wearing panties,and don,t think there masculine..panties are just a piece of cloth for god sakes...I have to respect and tolerate a bi or gay person but yet you can not tolerate a straight man wearing panties ,what a shame for equatity.

What if a man got a femine vagina transplant? Would you think differently? Would it be okay to wear mascine boxers?

If you prick a mascine wearing panties, does he not bleed?

what a shame for equatity

I'm for equatity too. I like titties to be relatively equal in size.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 15 Oct 2013 18:47

i am guessing that most people of German heritage are embarrassed and ashamed of the nazi flag - and another thing, seems that the only place it's really ever seen is here in America, being brandished by white supremists...

It's banned in Germany. I was using it as an example of it being "just a historic flag" that represents an ugly part of history and used mostly for hate.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 15 Oct 2013 18:40

The flag is just a historic flag.

Yeah but it represents a really ugly part of history. The civil war was fought over slavery. That flag was the one used by the side that didn't want to give up their slaves. The Nazi flag is also just a historic flag too. Can you imagine Germans flying the Nazi flag in England or Poland and saying "It's just part of our history, our heritage." when confronted? It would seem like a bit of a bitch out.

Topic femine body parts
Posted 15 Oct 2013 18:28

Women and men both have kidneys, am I right?

He's talking about femines though. I think femines are cat-like creatures? I don't know.

Topic femine body parts
Posted 15 Oct 2013 18:15

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 15 Oct 2013 17:59

The reason we got our asses kiced was monatary. Had the French an English sided with the Confederacy the south would have had the money manpower and equpment to continue the the fight. Unfortunately had the South been victorious we most likely would all be socialist now as Jefferson was a Socialist.
The Army of the potomic was poorly trained and had poor leadership even after Grant was made chief commander. The south ran out of money and ad nowhere near the manpower that the north had.
Another fact 4 slave states sided with the north: Missouri, Delaware, Kentucky and Maryland.
It has become a moral issue in the 20th century
Yes we are proud and will still fight to protect our honor.
American by birth; SOUTHERN by the Grace of God
Trust me i dont take this all that serious but I am VERY PROUD of my heritage

I meant they got mad over the slave thing to begin with and seceded. I know why they logistically lost the war.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 15 Oct 2013 17:43

BTW the national Confederate flag was the Bonnie Blue which consisted of a Blue Field with one single White Star in the center was the flag that most southerners would die for. The Stars and Bars which people concieve as THE confederate flag was simply a battle flag. There were 11 confederate states the one you poted is not correct plese be factual.

So the flag everyone claims is the one representing their southern heritage really isn't even the one that represents southern heritage? It's just a battle flag in a war fought over slavery? LOL talk about ignorance.

Your grammar is getting better too, Angie. Awesome! The real winners are the kids.

Topic The Cock sock. would you wear it
Posted 15 Oct 2013 17:37

It would look more like a cock beanie on me.

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 15 Oct 2013 17:25

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 15 Oct 2013 17:24

Topic What are some tips for taking a good naked photo of yourself?
Posted 15 Oct 2013 17:09

Being attractive helps too.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 15 Oct 2013 17:08

The confederate flag isn't about racism or oppression its heritage that goes back hundreds of years and those who don't understand it needs to educate themselves about the flag . Ignorant people make me mad.

We know it makes you mad, that's why the south got their asses kicked over it.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 15 Oct 2013 17:05

I'm intolerant of intolerance. :)


If you want to go around banning and censoring you should take a look at yourself in the mirror to see intolerance.

That's what I've been trying to tell LadyX but her head is like a jar of mayonnaise dude.

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 15 Oct 2013 14:56

What a surprise. Tea Party Nutjobs unite!

You're so intolerant.

Topic What happens with two girls?
Posted 15 Oct 2013 14:46

Spontaniuety(if that's a word) is part of the fun

It's a word and you were pretty close dude.


Topic What happens with two girls?
Posted 15 Oct 2013 14:41

i like being a hole to stick things in - it makes me feel special. :)

Okay, that's something.

If you find yourself in bed with two girls, what actually happens? How do you please both? I wondered about fucking one and sucking the other one's fanny, but I would like advice as this may happen to me soon.

Anyway. I don't think there is much wrong with your question. I think some of these gals forget that there isn't much romance in a threesome. If you do luck up and get the two girls just switch up often so you can get that little break you need to postpone cumming. Edging pretty much but with either of their... fuck holes . Encouraging them to play with each other as you play too shouldn't be hard either. It's just like being with one chick that really turns you on but there's two. You feel like cumming, just pull out and switch position or girl if the flow of the sex is right. That little break in the stimulation should be enough for you to keep going.