Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Probiotics
Posted 12 Sep 2013 13:49

I drink a bottle of Yakult everyday.


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Topic how can you tell if a girl actually likes you?
Posted 11 Sep 2013 05:02



There you are, strolling around the supermarket doing your weekly shop when you spot a rather delicious looking blonde reaching for a jar of coffee.

"Allow me," you say in your most suave and sophisticated voice as you hand her one from the shelf.

Before you even have the opportunity to strike up a conversation and find out what her name is, her hand is on your junk!

sign5

I want to go shopping with you :)

Sure, but no cock-blocking.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 11 Sep 2013 04:17

//www.youtube.com/embed/cFHNoUOJhVI

Warm sun feed me up
And I'm leery loaded up
Loathing for a change
And I slip some boil away

Swallowed followed
Heavy about everything but my love
Swallowed sorrowed
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet

Just wanted to be myself
Hey you said you would love to try some
Hey you said you would love to die some
In the middle of a world on a fishhook
You're the wave
You're the wave
You're the wave

Swallowed followed
Heavy about everything but my love
Swallowed hollowed
Sharp about everyone but yourself
Swallowed oh no
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and you're not
I'm with everyone and yet

Piss on self-esteem
Forward Busted knee
Sick head blackened lungs
And a simple selfish son

Swallowed followed
Heavy about everything but my love
Swallowed oh no
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not

Gotta get away from here
Gotta get away from here
Gotta get away from here
Gotta get away from here

I miss the one that I love a lot
I miss the one that I love a lot
I miss the one that I love a lot

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 10 Sep 2013 00:58

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Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 10 Sep 2013 00:39

Intense hair.

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Topic Do you masturbate at work?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 15:30

I think you mean Jefa. And that means you're paying yourself to rub one out, dummy. Come over here, I'll hook you up with a booth where the curtain rolls up when I put quarters into a slot for you.

Topic Do you masturbate at work?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 15:19

Yes, I'm getting paid, right?!



Like, in tips?

Topic Truth: Is it a turn on to cum all over a woman's face and boobs?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 15:11

And they say romance is dead.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 09 Sep 2013 15:05

doubtful

Topic Truth: Is it a turn on to cum all over a woman's face and boobs?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 15:02



bs bs bs bs You told me, the only "eye" that turned you on, was the "brown eye".
I guess in some cases, that may be the "bleached eye"



Oh, when I said, I liked your eye? Not the one that winks but the one that stinks? That's when you fell for me. I remember.

Topic Do you masturbate at work?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 14:52

There is a glass floor that I jizz on. It's funny to me.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 09 Sep 2013 14:51

prodded

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 09 Sep 2013 14:47

whistlely

Topic Truth: Is it a turn on to cum all over a woman's face and boobs?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 14:40

It only turns me on if I blast on both of her eyes.

Topic how do u get a girl to relax during sex when shes tense?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 14:36



That's always done the trick for me.



See guys, and this one can be such a fuckhead too and it works.

Topic how do u get a girl to relax during sex when shes tense?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 14:24

I grab her hair and pull her head back. I look her right in the eye all intense like and say. "Bitch... You better start relaxing or I'm gonna stick it in your ass."

Topic Doms only, Subs are ordered not to look
Posted 08 Sep 2013 20:12



Yes Daddy love10
Wait, what?!??? You know better then that. bootyshake



Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl huh? AngelHeart is a good girl! Yes you are. *pats head*

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Topic Favorite Movie of the Year so far!
Posted 08 Sep 2013 12:59

For the fifteenth consecutive year: Air Bud. The artful original, you philistines. Not the derivative money-grabbing sequels.

If we are talking all time, sorry X.

Problem Child > Air Bud

Topic What is your experience with affairs?
Posted 08 Sep 2013 12:42



That time was about 40 years before you were even thought of being conceived, yet alone born.

Times change and evolve... Some attitudes don't. Stay safe in niceville.

Or...

Take your life into your own hands and be happy.




Y'all should listen. He was there.

Topic Favorite Movie of the Year so far!
Posted 07 Sep 2013 23:51

Pretty weak year for movies so far... Traditionally, October, November and December tend to have the best movies of the year coming out, so we'll see.

I did find a movie called, This is the End to be hilarious though. Deeper than a typical comedy with good special effects to boot.

*I have yet to see Sophia Coppola's Bling Ring though, as it didn't play in my area. Bizarre, since she spent most of her coming of age years in my fucking home town. Assholes.

Topic Tips on anal?
Posted 07 Sep 2013 23:38



The original compromising position.

I keep it old school.

Topic Tips on anal?
Posted 07 Sep 2013 23:37



Perfecto Ranchero! But, you already knew that.



I know all, see all, my child.

Topic Doms only, Subs are ordered not to look
Posted 07 Sep 2013 23:29

angry7 so obnoxious!

By the way, he was responding to ME!

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Easy girl... EASY! Heelllllll... HEEL GODDAMMIT!

Topic the role of the dom and sub
Posted 07 Sep 2013 23:19

Hey everyone, I would like to say my lovely wife and I have been practicing this lifestyle for just over a year now full time. I lead and she follows, we have yet to settle on a titles for our roles as they mean nothing to us. At the end of the day we are married, our lives are intertwined and while we are still learning so much about this world. We try to discuss as much as we can together, D/s requires the same attentiveness and communication as all relationships. I cherish my wife/sub she is my everything. It is so fulfilling to see the joy in her eyes as I try to handle the gift of her submission, to guide her and myself down the path of fulfillment. I have yet to come across any black and white rules for any relationship of any class. I dominate, love, guide, care for, and nurture my sub. In turn she follows my guidance and relishes in my love. One of my favorite things in this relationship of mine is prying into her heart to hear her laughter and her intelligence. No title will ever change that. Our relationship works like every other mutual respect and love.

Behold, an actual master. As far as a couple saying they are in the BDSM lifestyle goes anyway. No pretension here. Just a guy and a chick doing their thing.

Topic Tips on anal?
Posted 07 Sep 2013 14:54



evil5

I'm guessing it worked? evil4

Topic Wife's given permission to play
Posted 07 Sep 2013 14:32

I'm new here my wife set up my account and I'm not sure if this is the right forum for this but here goes. I'm 35 married with 4 kids and have no imagination in bed .

If you do make an ad on an actual casual sex site... Leave that part out.

Topic Tips on anal?
Posted 07 Sep 2013 14:28

Make sure you're clean inside and out to assure there are no mishaps. Use lots of lube. Seriously. Don't fuck that part up. Use lube, and plenty of it. Make sure it's something you want to do. Try a comfortable position (doggy is best for first timers). Don't rush. Take your time. RELAX. That's probably the most important thing. Nothing's getting up there if you're all tense. To make things a bit easier, have an orgasm beforehand. That'll definitely relax you. Any clitoral and/or vaginal stimulation during anal will most definitely relax you.

Enjoy.

Good advice but don't you think doggystyle is a little intense for first timers? In my experience a girl has always handled first time anal better when she is on her side and can control the penetration somewhat. Kinda like doggystyle but when she is lying flat on her belly it is easier for her too. She doesn't have to concentrate on staying in a position really, she can just focus on relaxing.

Topic Muscular Women
Posted 07 Sep 2013 13:48

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Topic Can women tell when a man fakes it? I say no.
Posted 07 Sep 2013 13:47


Excuse me? Dumbass? LOL If he CUMS he would not be FAKING IT, just like when a WOMAN FAKES and ORGASM. And yes, a man CAN fake having an orgasm. Heck, I think I have even seen that done on TV and in Movies. ;)

And just for future reference, it is "you're" not "your". (LadyX was faster on the keys.)

I stand by my posts above, folks can take them for what they are worth... as they can take your attempt at insulting me. LOL

To be fair to Barry, you are a dumbass though. You should be careful not to make grammatical mistakes yourself when correcting others.

Topic Doms only, Subs are ordered not to look
Posted 07 Sep 2013 12:11



Behave old man, or they might put you away.
Are you scared yet?! Haha

Shaking in my boots.