Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Jul 2013 08:25

Topic What type of arses turn you on?
Posted 06 Jul 2013 08:21

I don't care about what her arse looks like. It's all about her personality and what is on the inside. (Not the inside of her ass by the way, that's gross. I mean inside her heart)

Topic What do you think of older married men seeking sex because their wives no longer want it?
Posted 05 Jul 2013 01:26

Did you ever consider she just didn't want sex with YOU? Older married men can let themselves "go" just as married women can. Are you a slob, overweight, have gross habits, lust after "the young stuff" while you ignore your wife, no longer make any effort to "seduce" her? Are you a "lazy lover", a lousy one, only make love on some schedule? Consider her POV and work from there to get your "goove" back. Is she worn out from housework that you expect but never help with? Are you a "make me a sammich and bring me a beer" guy?
The same old-same old rut and routine of married life is reflected in the sex life as well for either gender. And "trying to spice it up" with kinks or experiments is a "bandaid" approach if the romance and desire isn't built up first.

Too many people, in my opinion, rush to adultery as a "fix it" without considering the alternatives. Look to your own deep motivations. Do you think the "outsourcing" with something strange is because you're bored? Maybe you're the one that's boring. Do you think some "young stuff" will make you feel younger? In most, cases the opposite is true because their sex drive and energy will outlast yours and you'll be a disappointment to them, then it's bye bye.

Are you "full" of porn images and vids that excite you and think "Oh, yeah, I'll get me some of that"? Reality, it's not! For every "hot babe" or "hunk" you think exists for you, there are a bazillion plain, ordinary people who want average, ordinary lives not based in some frenzied sexual fantasies that most men of an age can't maintain for more than ten minutes. Oh, sure, with Viagra or Cialis, you'll think you're SuperStud until you wind up in the ER or Intensive Care.

Just my two cents worth, of course. :) Go on and do what you think you can handle, but don't whine when it doesn't work out.

How on earth are you single? I find it hard to believe that it could be with men of your gentry.

Topic Being stared at by men on the street?
Posted 05 Jul 2013 01:07

Felix...they have ties. And we use them. But for the sake of your's just elastic. Tug em

Ties... You mean like those bikini bottoms that have a couple ties on the side? Just one pull of the cord and they come right off, yeah?

I think I'm liking these scrub pants... I'm feeling under the weather ):

Come nurse me? :D

Topic I was caught by my girl friends, friends coming out of the shower naked
Posted 05 Jul 2013 01:02

Alright Felix, fess sat down and joined them in eating you summer cum salad...didn't you. C'mon now. The truth Felix.

The truth is that I was barely able to muster a big enough load to adequately moisten their summer salad. Not to mention that with the up-curve of my cock I got some on her best friend's new blouse, as well, which she licked off, instead of getting it all on the salad. I was embarrassed about that.

But truthfully, they just ate the cum salad and that was that and I went back to the bathroom feeling used and ashamed.

Topic I was caught by my girl friends, friends coming out of the shower naked
Posted 05 Jul 2013 00:44

The other day I was taking a shower at my girl friends house. I thought we we alone so I walked to the kitchen naked I was caught by my girl friends 2 friends, they said something like holly crap or shit. I got an instant erection that curves up rigid fully erect they where shocked they said dam dude your cocks really big and hard. Then my girl friend walked in the kitchen I was embarrassed standing there with an erection. My girl friend asked them if they liked what they were seeing they said they did and told her she was one lucky girl I was asked how big is your cock I told them 9& 1/2 inches long 6 inches around, they said that big before or curve up like that so hard. My girl friend asked if they wanted to watch her give me a hand job they sure did watch. I STOOD THERE WITH MY GIRL FRIEND RUBBING MY COCK AS THEY WATCHED LAUGHED and said stuff I held back for close to a half hour before I ejaculated I shot 4 times then ran to the bathroom until they left. What would you lady's have done if you were there? Alo what do you think about my size and the way my erection curves up? what do you think about me getting a had job?

Don't listen to them dude.

This shit happens to me all the time too.

Like, the other day I walked out of the shower and I thought I was alone and I walked into the kitchen to grab a fucking coca cola classic and lo and behold, there is my girlfriend having brunch with three of her hot friends. They laughed of course so what do I do? I fucking came all over their summer salad.

They were having summer salad.

And I came on it.

I came on their summer salad.

And they ate it.

They ate cum salad.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 05 Jul 2013 00:29

What mean the world to you? my money, my doe, my hoes, my clothes
What mean the world to you? my money, my doe, my hair, my nails
What mean the world to you? some sex, some ex, and a little bit of head rah
What mean the world to you? sex that sweet wit a cat who eat
What mean the world to you? lots of cheese shopping sprees
What mean the world to you? diamond rings shinin things


Topic Beating the Smoking Addiction?
Posted 04 Jul 2013 13:15

The best way to quit smoking is to date a really really hot girl that fucking hates smokers. You'll quit in like a day.

Topic Being stared at by men on the street?
Posted 04 Jul 2013 13:12

I mostly get self-conscious. Especially if I'm in nursing scrubs. But one day a doctor was staring and later told me I rocked my scrubs. (whats sexy about scrubs, huh?)

Those thin pants seem like they would come off with just one finger tugging at them. The easy access of them.

Topic Site Suggestion: Story Critique
Posted 04 Jul 2013 13:05

I once had someone message me to say that I should give detailed descriptions of the female character's boobs and say exactly what size the guy's naughty bits were and describe him as having a lot of body hair.

I guess the person thought it was critique, I thought something along the lines of. .. uh, no.

My favorite critique PM I have received went something like this...

Felix, every time you write a story it's like you take a shit and it smells different every time. Congrats.

...I'll admit that it was pretty funny.

Topic do guys really care about boob size more than everything else?
Posted 04 Jul 2013 13:01


I care about the size of her heart.

Heart shaped ass that is!

Topic Site Suggestion: Story Critique
Posted 04 Jul 2013 12:54

Noted, but my comment remains...

I understand what you are saying. Like getting this...

i think it needs to be better and not as much talking and more sex with the girl and her brother join in to it would be better is the brother join also more pussy description and treat the girl like a goddess and the brother having sex to with his sister is awesome xx, that would be annoying.

Topic Site Suggestion: Story Critique
Posted 04 Jul 2013 12:39

I suppose that we will have to agree to disagree on this one. I like, correction... I love to hear how a story makes a person feel. However, I do not want a person with grammar worse than my own to critique me, nor do I want someone who doesn't know about plot development to critique my story ideas. This is a good idea for some not for all. I would not like to see the current system changed to this one.

They aren't talking about changing the system. They are talking about adding an option for critiques if an author wants.

Topic Site Suggestion: Story Critique
Posted 04 Jul 2013 10:49

I think the system Liz suggested is a good idea and seems like it could be implemented rather easily. Not saying this is a reason not to do it BUT, it's rare enough that people are willing to even leave a comment and comments are usually positive one liners. I wonder if anyone would ever leave a real review.

I can see this critique thingy added and then....................................................................................nothing.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 04 Jul 2013 10:42

Topic Guys - Do You Feel Entitled to Receive Oral Sex?
Posted 04 Jul 2013 10:25

Of course I'm entitled to getting my dick sucked on, if she wants to remain entitled to not getting tossed out the window that is.

Topic Gender Swap Clones
Posted 04 Jul 2013 10:01

Multipart odd question, Im sure a few of have thought of it.

You might be a special snowflake on this man.

What if you ran into the opposite gender version of yourself from an alternate demnsion, what would you do.

I would probably end up pissing myself off. I would imagine that I would be the biggest pain in the ass girl ever.

and if one were to have sex with him/her would it be considered: incest or masturbation

I think it would just be called fucking yourself .

also if I were to write a story to that effect what category would I sumit it under.

Maybe taboo. It's not really masturbation since playing cards with a clone of yourself really wouldn't be called solitaire. It's not quite incest, not like what incest readers expect to read really. It seems more sci-fi than supernatural as well.

Now, taking this question more seriously than I should, I'm adopted, and from what I've heard, my biological father was/is a philanderer. So if I ran into someone who looked like the male version of myself, the last thing I'd want to do is have sex with him. The fact that he was just my male clone from another dimension wouldn't even cross my mind.

Actually... I have seen some documentaries, news articles, tv shows etc. about how when siblings that have never met randomly meet somewhere there is this strong bond that they can't quite figure out. This connection is often misinterpreted as romantic or sexual and they end up putting the lime in the coconut. Dani would probably end up fucking Danny, just sayin.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Jul 2013 20:38


Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Jul 2013 20:34


Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Jul 2013 20:24


Topic Special gift for Master
Posted 03 Jul 2013 20:12

You mean because YOUR ALREADY ONE FELIX!

English please if you want to direct words at me.

Topic Special gift for Master
Posted 03 Jul 2013 19:53

You should get your asshole bleached for him.

Topic Opinion on shemales
Posted 03 Jul 2013 10:59

Im just curious on what people think about shemales/ladyboys. I think they're pretty hot and I enjoy the fetish but im just wondering if any of you share my opinion

Well, they don't turn me on...

I think calling it a "fetish" is a bit overboard. Shemales/ladyboys is a life for these often transgendered people, not a porn "fantasy" to turn people on. Sadly, porn can turn out to be the only jobs offered to transgenders, BUT if you consider the sometimes fatal consequences of transgender medical procedures, the legal hassles, the social ostracization, and so forth, it seems just a bit facile to consider it a fetish. Read Patrick Califia-Rice's Speaking Sex to Power for a genuine perspective. Read the List of unlawfully killed transgender people
List of killed transgenders

In 2012, Thapelo Makutle, a 23-year-old who was also known as 'Queen Bling', was an LGBT activist who got into an argument with men regarding her sexuality at a bar in Kuruman, South Africa. The men followed her home, broke into her apartment and killed her by slitting her throat. She was also mutilated; her genitals were cut off and put into her mouth.

Victoria da Silva Costa, was a 21-year-old trans woman living in Brazil, who was murdered in what police considered to be a hate crime, as she was decapitated, with her penis and one ear being cut off.

Demetrio Apaza Mayta was tortured, beaten, burned, and stabbed to death by a mob of hundreds of people in El Alto, Bolivia for no reason other than her gender identity. The police claimed that they had no leads and arrested no suspects, although the murder took place in broad daylight.

Brandy Martell, a 37-year-old transgender woman, was fatally shot in the torso and genitals on a street corner in Oakland, California. In 2013, health organization TransVision announced that a HRSA grant for enhancing engagement and retention in quality HIV care for transgender women of color would be named in her memory.

So, really this is NOT just a "hot new taboo fetish" to get your rocks off on.

Thank you for your time and hopefully re-consideration.

Topic Happy Birthday, Nikki703!!
Posted 03 Jul 2013 09:31

Happy Birthday Nikki!

Topic Trouble eating my own cum! Help!
Posted 03 Jul 2013 09:25

Topic Finish the sentence...I remember when...
Posted 02 Jul 2013 23:03

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind. There was something so pleasant about that place. Even your emotions have an echo in so much space.

Topic Men & Women.....cowgirl or reverse cowgirl....which do you prefer? why?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 22:55

I think it feels better when she is facing me. But I like the view of the butt when she faces away.. So it's a wash for me.

Topic What do you think of older married men seeking sex because their wives no longer want it?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 22:53

Hi, i wonder why you think this is funny?
If a woman doesn't feel any sexual appetite I think it's just very good of her to give green light.
She can not expect from her husband to have a sexless life I think?

Regaeman Man

I tend to lose my appetite when confronted with bologna too. Now a piece of skirt steak? Yeah I'm hungry again.

If that makes sense.

Topic What do you think of older married men seeking sex because their wives no longer want it?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 22:26

Hey, if your wife or long-term girlfriend is urging you to go out and get your rocks off... go for it. I've been in a similar position before.

Your wife/GF literally told you she didn't care if you cheated cause you weren't getting any off her? LOL

What is that...

Topic how I know if she is flirting ?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 14:43

"Actually tell her that you like her hair then tell her that her ass is fly. It's a good one two punch to knock those panties right off."

or it could lead to a one two punch that knocks your head right off.

either way, you'll know where you stand. :)

Exactly, just cut to the chase. She'll either be hitting him or he'll be hitting it.