Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Things that just piss you off
Posted 17 Aug 2013 20:19

Going to get a very special footie shirt personalised with name and number, with a flight date looming, only to hear they ran out of number 7's. Tossers.

I'll get it done properly in Canada i guess.

#first world problems

Topic Have you been told that you bear a resemblance
Posted 17 Aug 2013 20:09

Show me something joto. Text me a link or something, will ya? Or is this when she's all messed up or something?

I think this one captures your essence, dummy.

Omg, I forgot to mention the ape lady that you think is me!!! <3

It's a mirror image! <3хел%20пл%201.jpg

Topic Curved cocks or straight cocks?
Posted 17 Aug 2013 18:50

If it feels good, tastes good and the owner is tall, fit, good looking, good natured, generous, intelligent, confident, and humorous... who cares!!!

Jesus Christ... Is that all?

Topic period sex
Posted 17 Aug 2013 18:47

So sick...

Topic Derma Rollers
Posted 17 Aug 2013 18:40

Oh ok then, isn't that a little contradiction on your behalf?

I have occasionnal acne... on my back.

I'm going to be fully honest with you here : poking at me in such a manner makes you appear as an immature beta who is trying too hard to dethrone an alpha male. Any person with just a slight amount of common sense will agree. Anyone can observe my posts and interpret them the way they want to ; they really don't need your annoyance to figure that out.

I've stand my ground agaisnt crack addicts that were twice my size in real life . You really think I'm going to be intimidated by you because you have 5,000 posts and an avatar of Colin Farrell? Think again.

This is the last time I respond to one of your pointless post. You're not a raging bull to me, just an annoying fly tickling my balls. It's really not that hard to ignore you anyway.

If you still feel the need to make a foul of yourself, keep at it, you're doing a great job.

Topic Eminem Star Of Elysium
Posted 17 Aug 2013 01:28

Topic What is the number one thing about guys that baffles you?
Posted 17 Aug 2013 01:23

Men have the same damn mental/emotional issues that women do ... they just have a penis. Really, it's not all that hard to think about.

My question, simply put, is this ... Is it really so damned difficult to put the fucking toilet seat down ?!?!

Right after the last drip of piss falls there is this fog that enters our brains, no shit, we think, wash your hands, go back to what you're doing.

As a counter question, to be fair. Is it that hard to check if the toilet seat is down before you sit down?

Topic Best Movie Involving 'Gun Kata'?
Posted 17 Aug 2013 00:49

Watch a movie called "the way of the gun". It has the most realistic gun fights ever filmed. Good acting too.

The bank robbery scene in heat is up there too as the best gun scene ever filmed. Best scene in general actually.

Topic The Man - The Master
Posted 16 Aug 2013 23:44

It that poem was a personality test the man in question would come out as a "Protector" or ISFJ - they make up about 10% of the population:

That's what I am actually. I've taken that test a bunch of times and it's always the protector. It's INFJ though not ISFJ

What do you base this theory on? I'm not like what this poem describes really.

And I believe it is lower than 10%. It is the rarest personality type. INFJ is like 1%. If you mean the protector personality.

Topic type of people to be around with
Posted 16 Aug 2013 23:13

Fuck you


Topic type of people to be around with
Posted 16 Aug 2013 22:40

I'll be long gone before he responds. Have fun.

He saw what you just said.

Alexander colin doesn't sleep, he waits, son.

Topic type of people to be around with
Posted 16 Aug 2013 22:28

Nope just you......

Oh cool.

Look, he said stuff. Get him dude. Go all alexander colin on his ass.

Topic type of people to be around with
Posted 16 Aug 2013 22:12

I learned a little from the "master of disaster" BITCH clown

What is the master of disaster? Is that the pet name for your lady friend's, you know... énorme gode ? happy8

Topic type of people to be around with
Posted 16 Aug 2013 21:59

Damn, look at dudlicious. Laying it down. I like the use of the backhanded compliment followed by the carry on. Cutting, strong. Look at this fucking guy go.

Topic Music and sex
Posted 16 Aug 2013 21:38

Fuck your chick to deftones. Thank me later.

Topic The Man - The Master
Posted 16 Aug 2013 20:48

Go troll somewhere else Felix. Nobody likes your smart ass troll comments. They aren't funny anymore.









Are you an angry smurf or something? Calm your silly ass down.

I'm sure there are different opinions on the poem but Interesting non the less.

That's what you said. I thought the poem was bitch-made. That's my opinion.

And it's "nonetheless", not non the less, oh my god... laughing8

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 16 Aug 2013 19:29

That's not a bad idea. laughing9

Thanks, I don't think it's a bad idea at all either.

Don't listen to those two harpies that posted after you. They know I'd silence them in a heartbeat. I wish I could right now actually.

Topic The Man - The Master
Posted 16 Aug 2013 17:19

Your dick, much like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, is nonexistent.


What are you still doing on my dick?

Topic What accents are sexy for you
Posted 16 Aug 2013 17:18

I like Eastern European and Russian. They sound clever to me for some reason. Like they know something you don't. (not sure if that makes sense)

French. It's so cute.

Southern accents but not the real heavy stupid ones.

Southern California accents are sexy to me too.

Topic The Man - The Master
Posted 16 Aug 2013 17:08

No worries kiddo. It'll click sooner or later.

My dick.

Remove yourself from it.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 16 Aug 2013 17:04

It would be cool if we could silence a friend for like a day or something. You can hit the silence button and they get a reply back when they message you that says, "you have been silenced for 24 hours and you do not want to be heard right now."

That would be cool.

Topic The Man - The Master
Posted 16 Aug 2013 16:58

JFC, Felix. Not EVERYTHING is about you. angry7

Make sense when you talk to me. Thank you.

Topic The Man - The Master
Posted 16 Aug 2013 16:54

Sounds like this shit is about an oversensitive vegan masturbator.

Topic What would convince you to have sex with a woman
Posted 16 Aug 2013 10:33

What would convince you to have sex with a woman

Usually it's my dick that convinces me.

Topic what other names do your lover/partner call you?
Posted 15 Aug 2013 12:40

Wasn't it gash hound as well? evil4

Serious question.

What does your significant other call you when you're all face down, gasping 'n' shit? You know... Like when she's rubber balls deep.

Topic Poor Little Old Oprah Winfrey
Posted 15 Aug 2013 12:24

This reminds me of that one scene from Pretty Woman where she went into that place in her hooker outfit. And then spent all that dude's money, and went back to the store with all her shopping bags and was all, "Big mistake. Huge!" And I'm in no insinuating that your SIL is a hooker. I'm sure she's a really nice lady. I was just reminded of that one's one of my faves.

Hooker outfit.

Topic Poor Little Old Oprah Winfrey
Posted 15 Aug 2013 11:26

thank you. I said I needed a good laugh. Car, house, even sun glasses and yes unless you are an over paid devia like Queen Oprah, people want sales representatives to help them and show them everything, including items that do just as well, but don't cost an arm and a leg. Anyone who really works for a living understands that. But you still won't get me to change my mind about some fat cat paying $38,000 for a purse. If I am suppose to feel sorry for her, forget it.

I work for a living, pay my way, don't sponge off anyone or rob anyone. If that makes me a have not (and I know people on the poverty level and I help out those closest to me whenever I can so don't put them down just because of the way our government is running the economy) then so be it. I'm not bitter. I think people have a right to work hard and earn their money. I do not believe that the government or anyone else has a right to what I earn or how I spend it. If I want to share my money with anyone I will make that decission and not the government. But if I have money available beyond what it takes to have a nice life, then I help those I can. But if I spent my money on something stupid, and someone points it out, I'm not going to cry class warfare.

Come on, you know she is pushing her movie and that like anyone else she wants to put her name out in public and get people to go see it. Nothing wrong there, but to try and hurt a business or someone trying to make a living just to sell her product is kind of rotten. And yes, you can buy the Academy Award just as people have bought buy the Nobel prize. All it takes is pressure and money. Her movie is about raceism so what better way to push the movie and get people talking about it who would never otherwise than to shout "Look at poor little me and how bad they treat me." That is a bit low and that is my complaint.

As I said I knew there would be "fans" who would see nothing wrong in what she did and I would be happy to hear how they defend her. Thank you again for your response.

It looks like you're staring at the sun in your avatar pic though...and that makes sense, actually.

Topic Poor Little Old Oprah Winfrey
Posted 15 Aug 2013 11:25

Queen of Hollywood. Me and my employee don't have to kiss her big no talent ass. Damn, my Sales Lady tried to do her a favor that any other women in the world would say thank you for.

2. While you sit on the much lower income sidelines, compared to the wealth she has amassed, and throw limp rocks at her success I have to ask you, did she get all that fame and fortune by being a horrible actress and a terrible daytime talk show hostess? Let me answer that for you before you make a bigger fool of yourself and open your mind again. She was number 1 for a lot of years until she decided to retire from that. Furthermore, is Oprah snotty? Based on what, Scott. Based on all the money she has given to charities and the gifts she has given to her audiences. The books she has pushed - making no name authors overnight successes with a mention of what book is on her nightstand? How many people have you delivered wild, over-the-top gifts to that made their year. Ah! Ah! real humanitarians are a whole lot more humble than you. Your mouth spews your gospel, Scott. The truth is out.

3. Your comment in paragraph 3 is immature, imbecilic, childish and actually sounds like you are quite jealous of her success. Greedy? Do greedy people help needy people in ways you probably would never consider? Moreover, there is a rule in show business called the fifteen minute rule. Those who have little if any real talent but find a way to entertain us with a hit song or such is given this title. How do explain the Oprah Winfrey Show being on the air for 25 years ? Those are EPIC numbers, Scott. Anyone with epic success, such as Oprah, doesn't need to push her movie. She has all those 'little people' to do it for her.
And I agree so much with SlipperyWhenWet's statement, SIDENOTE: You say you work hard to get where you are and help out others along the way. Do you know Oprah's story? How she came from poverty? Like TRUE poverty and worked her way to what she is? It wasn't old money. It wasn't money that she was born into or was suddenly handed to her. She worked for it. And has built schools in 3rd world countries and many other things that I can go on about forever. I'm not understanding why her hard work is null and void because she has billions of dollars...that she WORKED for...just as you worked for whatever amount of money you have to your name.

Scott, you've said some dumb stuff before but you've set a new low for yourself to pick on Oprah the way you do just because you don't like her.

One last thing, Scott, does David Letterman where Men's Wearhouse suits? Or, Payless shoe store shoes? How about Bill O'Reilly or Shawn Hannity? Do they wear FreadMeyer jeans. Does P!nk or Gwen Stefani buy their clothes at K-Mart? Doubt it. Because they have the funds to buy clothes that are made so much better than those and yeah, it costs so much more, as well. But other than ranting about someone you obviously don't like...what difference does it make to you where they shop or what they want to buy or consider buying. Only a closed-minded better-than-thou moron would rant the way you did and think you're right doing it.

You just slapped his bargain bin sunglasses off his face.

Topic Wealth Destruction
Posted 15 Aug 2013 10:41

Is that the same as "A black man or a woman will never be President?" I could go on ad nauseam but I think by now you understand how chauvinist a statement that is.

Always has been and always will be? Shame on you.

Look at this woman talking up to me.

I could be wrong, but I think that was kinda the point.

Of course you could be wrong, you're a woman. But yes, you are - miraculously - right this time.

Topic Poor Little Old Oprah Winfrey
Posted 13 Aug 2013 23:39

1. She went in to buy a $38,000 purse (I don't think there is one person on here that doesn't think that is such a piss poor thing to do, as most people don't make that a year) and because they didn't know she was a Queen of Hollywood and kiss her big no talent ass and the Sales Lady tried to do her a favor that any other women in the world would say thank you for, but pointing out a purse less expensive, she felt she was being decimated against because of her race. What an ego.

So.... So what... If I buy a car that is 70,000 dollars I am a bad person? Most people don't make that a year. If pay 145 dollars for the best steak dinner around am I a bad person because most people don't make that in a day? What an idiotic notion. Go to work you loser.

The sales lady was doing her a favor? If a costumer asks for a certain item to be shown to them, that's the item that should be shown.

You may think it was a favor for the people at the sunglass hut to point you in the direction of the 5 dollar sunglass stand at the chevron, as evidenced by your avatar, but most people would find that to be discriminatory no matter what your skin color.

2. Since she is too rich and snotty to usually do her own shopping, her shopper went in and when her shopper mentioned her name it didn't mean a thing to them. Actually only a few fooish women are paying hard money to watch her show. That is why her network is not making much money. So she had to come out and get her name in public again.

Spoken like a true, bitter have-not. Congrats.

3. Or the truth is she lied and used this to push her movie. She is buying the Academy Award and is using race to cover for her poor work. She is greedy, selfish and has little if any real talent. So she has to push her movie and with the help of the excuse we have for a media, they give her all she wants without looking to find out the truth.

I would like to see your proof of her buying an academy award.

what the hell? laughing8

Now I am sure there are some people who see nothing wrong with anything she does and will defend her and since I could use a good laugh I would love to hear how you do it.

You're an idiot.