Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Alternatives to the poke button
Posted 12 Aug 2013 00:25

Dumbest.

Thread.

Ever.

Topic Name A Must See Movie Before You Die
Posted 10 Aug 2013 22:34

Big Wet Asses #17

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 10 Aug 2013 21:55

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbvwct2pyA1qzgzw1o1_500.gif

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 10 Aug 2013 21:39

//www.youtube.com/embed/a2BUEzdjfpY


This much delight, fills columns to new heights
All these things about me you never can tell
Colors run prime, paint a picture so bright
All these things about me you never can tell
You make me sleep so badly invisible friend

Turn the dial on my words
I can feel they fall short
Turn the dial, chime alarm, chime alarm
Watch these hands move apart
Turn the dial on my words

I can see you staying here

Fierce steps shadow, life's will gone shallow
All these things about me you never can tell
You make me sleep so badly, invisible friend
You make me sleep so badly, invisible friend
You make me sleep so badly, invisible friend

Turn the dial on my words
I can feel they fall short
Turn the dial, chime alarm, chime alarm
Watch these hands move apart
Turn the dial on my words

I can see you staying here

Topic Are phallic sex toys "anti-lesbian"?
Posted 10 Aug 2013 17:09

Excellent discussion, well done everyone.

Thanks!

When will you be starting your next thread so we can discuss again?

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 10 Aug 2013 02:36

"I will try my best."

//www.youtube.com/embed/knU9gRUWCno

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 10 Aug 2013 02:01



Now you know why I laugh all the time.



Mini melons :-"



Don't make this thread about your titties.

Hella conceited.

blah5

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 10 Aug 2013 01:34

I only fuck with cantaloupes not watermelons you fucking fools.

LOL

Keep up.

Jack likes the retarded little cantaloupes.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 10 Aug 2013 01:32



Dumbassical*

...

Bouncy

Who pulled your cord?

...

I'm fucking fucktastical right now.

Topic What to do..
Posted 10 Aug 2013 01:25



That is what my dick is saying Felix...Maybe I should do the 35yo..

Women got their heart to follow, or their own craziness.

Us guys... We got our dicks. In the long scheme, their brains/heart/craziness don't really make much better decisions then our dicks. they just like to act deeper than us.

Follow your dick.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 10 Aug 2013 01:22

Aware

Awaretarded*


...

Magical

Topic Have you been told that you bear a resemblance
Posted 10 Aug 2013 01:20



Don't forget Neve Campbell. :)



Maybe like at the very end of scream four or five or one of the later ones. Like, the end of the movie.

Topic Are phallic sex toys "anti-lesbian"?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 12:52


http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/guest-blog/files/2012/01/Man-with-glasses_-mattjeacock.jpg

That's funny. Like how you just ... take it .

laughing8


Topic Are phallic sex toys "anti-lesbian"?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 12:38

You still talking? dontknow

Yes, I think it's funny how aggravated you get.



http://a1.s6img.com/cdn/box_005/post_15/641868_3323350_i.jpg
OH... THERE you are! laughing3

When you remove your thumb from your ass and you pull out a plum. Is that what the plum says?

Topic Are phallic sex toys "anti-lesbian"?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 12:25


LOL Looks like I struck a nerve.



That's like a pitcher saying he struck a nerve with the batter after the batter hits a home run. LOL




http://www.law.ucdavis.edu/blogs/deans/images/Colbert%20thumbs%20up.jpg

Is that the pose you do in the mirror before you stick your thumbs up your ass then meditate afterwords on wether it was gay or not?

Topic Are phallic sex toys "anti-lesbian"?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 12:06


I am not basically saying anything of the sort and you know it. And I didn't make the claims or statements you are trying to say I am.

but in all honesty the only homosexuals I have ever seen to be militant and show animosity toward the opposite sex (and even an outright hatred) have been lesbians.

^ That's what you said. I don't see how that statement can be taken out of context. It's pretty clear what you said.


You however sure do make a lot of assumptions, false claims, personal insults, and put a lot of focus on me. LOL With that, go ahead and continue with your childishness......

If it feels like I'm targeting you personally it is because you, personally, said what you said. No one else said it.

Don't say stupid shit if you don't like it.


I will just sit back and laugh at you.

Sounds more like you're sitting back with your butt hurting to be honest.

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 11:52



Where does it end for you?

It ended when the melon split in half and I shook the seeds of my fucking dick.

Fuck with me and get split.

Split in half.
















Topic Are phallic sex toys "anti-lesbian"?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 11:43


From watching people in general and how they act. It also was not a blanket statement nor naive at all. I did not say ALL, but in all honesty the only homosexuals I have ever seen to be militant and show animosity toward the opposite sex (and even an outright hatred) have been lesbians. This is not some strange and unheard of statement or observation. It also, again, does not speak for all lesbians... far from it. I hope that cleared that up for you.

It's incredibly naive. If naivety was an Olympic sport you'd be Michael fuckin' Phelps. You'd be on the cover of naivies breakfast cereal with all 14 your massively naive gold medals.

You are basically saying that woman are the only ones capable of hating the opposite sex. That sounds like a hateful statement. You are saying men are not capable of hating women. That is a blanket statement.

Again, you must be hanging around a whole lot of loving, happy-go-lucky gay men to come to this conclusion... So you're sticking to your insanely prejudiced statement that gay men are not capable of hating women and gay women are capable of hating men?

Sounds like you hate women.

Topic Are phallic sex toys "anti-lesbian"?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 11:26



funny, i don't see the resemblence...



...........I see a big head on a slim body.

Funny.

Topic What to do..
Posted 09 Aug 2013 11:12

Another problem is that I dont want to be a cad and actually enjoy a meaningful relationship with a women.


Pick one and fuck her. Then fake it til you make it. The meaningful part, that is.

Topic Are phallic sex toys "anti-lesbian"?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 11:06



http://s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/h7D_Pp8ZiYAHpELWO1Mw3Q/l.jpg

Those don't count! Those look like wangs.

Topic Are phallic sex toys "anti-lesbian"?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 11:01

I would think it depends on the mental state of the person. Similar to how just because a man likes anal play does not make him homosexual by default or even bisexual. A man can enjoy anal play by himself or from his WOMAN and not want it from a man. Some however, are gay or bi, but it is not a default. I think the same would be true for females. Some might be bisexual, and others might just like the stimulation the activity and toy provides without the mental connection of it being a "man" thing. Heck, even fingers are "phallic" in a way.


Seems like you have put a lot of thought into this. Lots of late nights wondering.


I have found that when it comes to homosexuality, it is normally the females who get militant and hateful of the opposite sex. Males don't seem to really have that issue. I have NO idea why it is like that for some women though... it is really unappealing, even if you are not sexually attracted to them. It is a negative that is simply toxic. And it sounds like the woman you describe is that type.

What do you base this claim on? You would have to spend considerable time with gay men to come to this conclusion. What a ridiculously naive blanket statement about lesbians this is.

Topic Are phallic sex toys "anti-lesbian"?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 10:57

Well, a girl can't really fuck herself with a donut shaped dildo, can she?

Topic what is your partner preferred age
Posted 09 Aug 2013 10:54

18 1/2 - 19 1/2.

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 10:41



This coming from a guy that said he would fuck a melon until he split it. Nutbag

I forgot to reply to this.

That melon was asking for it. That's all I'll say on the subject.

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 09 Aug 2013 01:02



I need to find a cartoon character :)

Who wants to help me out?

http://www.redheadsrule.me/content/12/gallery/big/114.jpg

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 21:27



No... you're the one calling Sprite "Bitch".

I didn't come close to calling her a bitch, but ok.

She is a bit of a dumbass though.

Topic Your biggest flaw?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 21:24

Bitch, I'm flawless.

http://data.whicdn.com/images/65030237/large.jpg

Topic Was 9-11 an inside job?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 20:52

I would imagine that there would be some reward or goal for the American government to orchestrate 9/11, no? If it were to be an inside job, what was the point? What did they want to get out of it? An excuse to invade Iraq? That's what we did as a result. To be honest, we didn't need 9/11 to invade Iraq. They could have faked an attack on an embassy or boat or something much easier and in a less sinister way. Why kill thousands when a couple deaths would have done the same trick? They could have just said they found WMDs like they said and invaded anyway. Same thing with Afghanistan. We could have just said that we were fed up with the Taliban and its abuse of human rights and invaded and we would have looked ten times better in the eyes of the world than we did after 9/11. Was it money? If it was about the insurances of these buildings... They could have brought them down at night and reduced casualties. I just don't see what the reward for the conspirators would be.

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 17:57


So many LULZ in this thread! Can't stop laughing...



Once upon a time, in a kingdom filled with lush stories...


http://upload.lushstories.com/1426943386-Lushfantasy.jpg

Did you just call me a bitch?