Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic What's The Best Movie According To You Without The TRADITIONAL Happy Ending?
Posted 21 May 2013 17:33

Anyone ever see the Brown Bunny? That had a literal happy ending at the end... Kinda ironic.

Topic What's The Best Movie According To You Without The TRADITIONAL Happy Ending?
Posted 21 May 2013 17:30



How? That movie has a textbook traditional happy ending.

There was a river of shit involved though... Not very traditionally happy, but i know what you mean.

Topic Can't You Guys talk to your wife.
Posted 21 May 2013 17:28




That might be what happens to you Felix, but what Leiza is trying to say is instead of cheating, try talking to your wives about what the problems are. English is not her first language and I asked her what her post meant earlier. So it's better to just sweep things under the carpet?

People who do that usually turn around one day and find they have no wife or children still living in the same house with them.




Sounds like a huge pain in the ass. blah5

Topic What is Taboo to you ?
Posted 21 May 2013 17:01



Embarassed

http://www.badhaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/robotLove.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/embed/hEK4h_p6N6U

Topic Can't You Guys talk to your wife.
Posted 21 May 2013 16:59

It's this kind of shit that makes guys not want to talk to their wives, to be honest.

Poor guy asks her how her day was and he's hit with "DON'T I ROCK YOUR WORLD ANYMORE!? DON'T YOU WANT TO SPARE MY PAIN!?"

Who wants to deal with that... Give me a break.

Topic Dad thinks his daughter charged with sex crime b/c she's a lesbian.
Posted 21 May 2013 09:11

I don't know why people that break the rules/laws think they are special and it doesn't apply to them... If the girl wouldn't have broken the law and messed around with a child then she wouldn't be in this predicament. Why does she think she is special? The truth is the other girl is FOURTEEN. She should know better.

Topic What's The Best Movie According To You Without The TRADITIONAL Happy Ending?
Posted 21 May 2013 00:05

The Way Of The Gun

I thought I was the only fan of that forgotten gem. Such a great movie. Watch it lushies.

Topic What's The Best Movie According To You Without The TRADITIONAL Happy Ending?
Posted 20 May 2013 23:53

This was another good one that left me with a 'what the fuck' sad feeling at the end.


http://upload.lushstories.com/71251823-themist.jpg

Shit, you know what.. That one shocked me too at the end. never saw it coming, it makes sense it would happen that way but the way it is edited together is fucked up.

Topic Doing someone else's wife
Posted 20 May 2013 22:36

If you get caught or things come to light - there's nowhere for you to run if hubby comes looking for you. Proximity really isn't in your favour on that one.



That's when confidence is king. Tell him you will fucking slit his throat and enjoy it. Most guys that are too stupid or "putting their heads in the sand over their girl fucking around, are total bitches. I'm telling you... It's really shocking and they wont do shit about it. Not a fucking thing beyond "I know".

laughing8

Topic What's The Best Movie According To You Without The TRADITIONAL Happy Ending?
Posted 20 May 2013 13:45

Watchmen was good. I agree.

I think Rocky may be the best movie without a traditional happy ending in my opinion.

Topic Do women like bisexual men?
Posted 20 May 2013 12:50

Of course they do... Look here.

Topic What is Taboo to you ?
Posted 20 May 2013 12:40

Formicophilia - deriving sexual pleasure from insects crawling on the body, specifically on the genitals.
Plushophilia - sexual attraction to stuffed animals or people dressed in animal costumes.
Vorarephilia - arousal by the thought of being eaten by someone, eating someone else, or watching someone eat somebody else.
Inflatophilia - attraction to inflatable animals and toys, deriving sexual pleasure from wearing inflatable suits, or just being aroused from the thought of people inflating like balloons.
Robot fetishism - the thought of having sex with a robot, having sex dressed as robots, or having sex with a person who is transformed into a robot.
Klismaphilia - deriving sexual pleasure from receiving an enema.
Hybristophilia - often known as the Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome, it is a sexual attraction to someone who has committed a gruesome crime.

Eh?

I think the question was about things you wouldn't do... A couple things on that list seem to be right up your alley.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 20 May 2013 11:44

Maybe the sweetest song ever written.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/NEFnxazWLIg

Topic What is Taboo to you ?
Posted 20 May 2013 11:36

Meeting her parents too soon... This one chick wanted me to meet her folks like within a week.. dafuq.

Topic Favourite Comedian(s)
Posted 20 May 2013 11:26

LadyX

Funny, you know. She tells good jokes, it's funny, she's a funny girl. It's just, you know. It's... funny, the way she tells the story and everything.

Topic fucking your sister-in-law
Posted 20 May 2013 11:19





I bet you southern boys are put off by the "in-law" part eh? *nudges you with elbow* ;)

Topic Russell Crowe and Anal Beads
Posted 20 May 2013 11:15

Are you kidding... Those are the worst.

No religion havin', twisted little fuckdolls who don't remember the vice president's name are the best.

You fuck a catholic girl in the ass then you spend the next few weeks trying to convince her there is nothing to feel guilty about so she'll let you do it again. Fuck all that.

Topic Russell Crowe and Anal Beads
Posted 20 May 2013 11:08

"let's pretend we're catholic."

Topic Husband not adventerous
Posted 20 May 2013 11:02

Any advice on how to get my hubby more interested in just plain old boring sex and how to keep him hard longer?



Let him have a hot mistress, then ask her what her secret is for turning him into a stallion that fucks all night long.

That may sound harsh. But let that be a lesson kids, the world is harsh as a motherfucker.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 20 May 2013 10:55

http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4f719a4accb4b983d83725b00cc176e/tumblr_mmtu5lXI3u1rbyvn6o1_500.jpg

Topic 3D Printed Arms
Posted 20 May 2013 10:39

I can't believe you guys let nudiepants rile you up like this...

This is a guy that said he never misses a shot with his guns... Never misses.

That's like some basketball fan saying he never misses a shot when he is shooting hoop. A person like this can't be taken seriously. Statements like that make me suspicious there is some sort of mental handicap going on. I mean, can you imagine someone saying that in person, in a serious manner? You'd be dumbfounded then you would look around and see more handicapped people and their handler and realize it's their field day. You would probably just walk away dismayed that you were arguing with this fellow.

Topic The NTSB wants drinking limit lowered to .05 for DUIs.
Posted 20 May 2013 10:30

And cab drivers across America rejoice.

Topic nipple taste
Posted 20 May 2013 10:25

There is only one difference in nipple taste... Dirty nipples and clean nipples. That's it. So if a guy says "oh wow your nips are so flavorful girl..." he really means. "take a shower bitch."

Topic When you're making love to a girl what really goes through your mind?
Posted 20 May 2013 10:20

My furry tendencies were on display here hmm... Maybe it is true what they say... There is a little truth in every joke. Disturbing.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 16 May 2013 20:10

http://24.media.tumblr.com/4271e4e1bfa486814ebd3882c7fdb7df/tumblr_mmnmfakwSR1qzjqrio1_500.jpg

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 16 May 2013 19:40

http://www.youtube.com/embed/NdukOus7muE

I never saw the point in trying
Cause I would only let you down
And I just couldn't take you down there with me
I just can't stand to see you drown

I never saw the point in crying
Cause I can't be the way you want
And I don't want lay around here waiting
Waiting for you to change your mind

I
Just keep on telling myself
That I
I don't need anyone else
Yeah I'd
Be just fine on my own
That I
Can make it out
I should
I know

I never saw the point in trying
Cause I would only let you down
And I just couldn't take you down there with me
I just can't stand to see you drown

I never saw the point in crying
Cause I can't be the way you want
And I don't want lay around here waiting
Waiting for you to change your mind

I
I don't know what else I can do
Now I'm,
Done trying cause you
Yeah I
Could never stop loving you
But there's
Nothing else for me to do

I never saw the point in trying
Cause I would only let you down
And I just couldn't take you down there with me
I just can't stand to see you drown

I never saw the point in crying
Cause I can't be the way you want
And I don't want lay around here waiting
Waiting for you to change your mind

What I wouldn't give for the chance to see you smile
I did what I could to be yours just for a while
What I wouldn't give for the chance to see you smile

It's all good.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 16 May 2013 01:55

http://www.youtube.com/embed/oCLek4aSpbo

Topic What new story categories would you like added to Lush?
Posted 16 May 2013 01:51

Furries.

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/8/4/0/48406/n/q/i/5/nqi5/FSaGr_S1.a_m.jpg

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 May 2013 10:24

http://www.youtube.com/embed/h0RQnGhxZzg

I've been sleeping for forty days and
Yeah, I know that I'm sleeping cause this dream 's too amazing
She got gold doorknobs where her eyes used to be, yeah
One turn and I learned what it really means to see, yeah

It's the magical mystery kind
Must be a lie
Bye bye to the too good to be true kind of love
Oooooh I could die
Oooooh now, I could die

Now I've been sleeping for sixty days and
Nobody better pinch me
Bitch I swear, go crazy
She got jumper cable lips
She got sunset on her breath

I inhaled just a little bit
Now I got no fear of death

It's the magical mystery kind
Must be a lie
Bye bye to the too good to be true kind of love
Oooooh I could die
Oooooh now, I could die

It's the magical mystery kind
Must be a lie
Bye bye to the too good to be true kind of love
Oooooh I could die
Oooooh now, I could die

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 May 2013 08:04

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Zd6zTuklghY

If you're listening , whoa oh oh oh oh oh
Sing it back, whoa oh oh oh oh oh
String from your tether unwinds
(String from your tether unwinds) whoa oh, whoa oh
Up and outward to bind
(Up and outward to bind) whoa oh, whoa oh

I was spinning free , whoa oh oh oh oh oh
With a little sweet and simple numbing me.

Are you listening? whoa oh oh oh oh oh
Sing it back , whoa oh oh oh oh oh
So tell me what do I need
(tell me what do I need) whoa oh, whoa oh
When words lose their meaning
(When words lose their meaning) whoa oh, whoa oh

I was spinning free, whoa oh oh oh oh oh
With a little sweet and simple numbing me.
Yeah, stumble till you crawl , whoa oh oh oh oh oh
Sinking into sweet uncertainty

(Are you listening? Are you listening?)

If you're listening, whoa oh oh oh oh oh
If you're listening, are you listening?
Sing it back, whoa oh oh oh oh oh
If you're listening, are you listening?
I'm still running away
(I'm still running away) whoa oh, whoa oh
Won't play your hide and seek game
(your hide and seek game) whoa oh, whoa oh

I was spinning free, whoa oh oh oh oh oh
With a little sweet and simple numbing me.
What a dizzy dance, whoa oh oh oh oh oh
This sweetness will not be concerned with me.
No the sweetness will not be concerned with me.
No the sweetness will not be concerned with me.