Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Another think coming? Really??? 17 Phrases you're probably saying wrong...
Posted 24 Jul 2013 23:41

I saw a documentary on these retarded ass hicks that normal hicks are like, fuck those hicks are retarded... And they went to Taco Bell to order "fiestas". They said fiestas instead of fajitas.


Fuckin' fiestas, dude.

Topic Broken sentences
Posted 24 Jul 2013 23:36

If you have an iPad, I highly reccomend an app called iWriter. Once you learn to use it, you can write incredibly fast. It's very stripped down but it has some great features to it and you will find that while writing on it, it's easy to get "in the zone" and do your best work. It's hard to explain unless you use it.

Since I started writing with it I've never had any formatting problems when submitting to lush.

Topic Which do you prefer nudes or clothed?
Posted 24 Jul 2013 23:29

I like when girls straight up just push their panties to the side and take a selfie of their hey-nanner-nanner.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 24 Jul 2013 23:15


Topic Teasing At Work
Posted 24 Jul 2013 23:08

I would probably think, "wow, look at this whore".

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 24 Jul 2013 22:57

I don't reccomend it. It sucks, kids. It's not all poetic like in the movies. It sucks turd.

Topic the role of the dom and sub
Posted 24 Jul 2013 22:34

If a sub is just a needy girl without a master, then wouldn't a subless master, by default, be just a needy man without a sub? I really am curious.

You're supposed to capitalize Master. Show some respect. Sounds like you have a lot to learn about the lifestyle.

Topic Thoughts on Anthony Weiner's wife - Huma Abedin?
Posted 24 Jul 2013 22:30

Don't feel so bad for Huma.

She sent me a picture of her vag once. Loose lips sink ships, as they say.

Topic What's your opinion on abortion?
Posted 23 Jul 2013 15:51

I'm not an emporer, I don't care how it's spelled, and I'm a virgin . And I'm truly sorry for rape victims. If I could, I would hunt down every rapist out there and throw them in the highest security prison there is to rot for the rest of their life. I do contradict myself because I haven't fully formed an opinion on the matter. And thank you for being a jackass and calling me dumb. I really fucking appreciate it.

Topic What's your opinion on abortion?
Posted 23 Jul 2013 15:49

I see where you're coming from in that they're all killing the unborn child. And I see that I'm not completely pro-life as you all may think. But abortion is killing it when it is visible in the womb. Can you see the egg?

Are the eggs you eat for breakfast just eggs or baby chickens? Do you order two baby chickens over easy?

Topic What's your opinion on abortion?
Posted 23 Jul 2013 15:45

Oh. I'm so sorry for voicing my opinion. But isn't everyone entitled to their opinion?

Well yeah they are. That's why they are entitled to their opinion that you just very well may be one of the dumbest people to ever post any opinion on this website. Maybe the dumbest on any website. Your thoughts are not well thought out, you contradict yourself, you lack basic empathy and I highly doubt you're an Emporer (spelled incorrectly mind you) of anything, definitely not sex.

I am not sure if you're even serious. It's a scary thought if you are.

Topic The Food Style Thread
Posted 23 Jul 2013 09:32

These look so good!

Balsamic glazed brussel sprout skewers with crushed pine-nuts and parmesan.

I love brussel sprouts. That preparation looks good but my all time favorite way to make them is to toss some lardons in a skillet until they release the fat and then toss in the sprouts with some butternut squash. Season and Let them get coated in the fat and get a bit of color then add a bit of garlic and finish them in the oven until they are to your liking. I don't like them too soft, I like a bit of crunch in them.

I also like to make a simple slaw with them. You just shave the sprouts really finely. A mandolin is best. Then add chopped hardboiled egg and good parmesan cheese or romano (the kind you grate yourself). A salty dry cheese is best. Add some olive oil and lemon juice too. If the cheese isn't salty enough add a bit of salt and pepper to taste. It's really simple and really good.

Topic Giving and taking
Posted 22 Jul 2013 21:56

i thought it's only gay if balls touch? evil4

It is, that's why whenever I play pool and my solid ball touches a striped ball I'm like, "no homo, bro".

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 22 Jul 2013 21:30



Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 22 Jul 2013 21:27


Topic Great Film Scenes
Posted 22 Jul 2013 18:52

You mean a bordello, Baron?


You Baron!?

Yes! Why? You think I've never been to one!


Topic Careless fantasy
Posted 22 Jul 2013 18:22

Yep. I'll surely put it back when some other posters share their own fantasies, and prove that this subject can somehow be treated seriously.

My ultimate fantasy is to fuck Milla Jovovich for hours in one of those wacky funhouses full of mirrors after snorting a huge rail.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 22 Jul 2013 18:17

Topic Careless fantasy
Posted 22 Jul 2013 17:22

Well you can post it now, I'd be glad to hear it. And I edited out my own fantasy because it seemed to shy people away from posting in this thread. Ironically the initial intent was the exact opposite.

You should put it back. What was it? Something about banging a chick while a bunch of guys jizzed on you or something?

Topic Careless fantasy
Posted 22 Jul 2013 16:38

I can see you guys have vivid imagination.

I was going to post something but by the time I was finished reading your fantasy (which I see you edited out) all I could say was wut .

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 22 Jul 2013 16:20


Topic What's your opinion on abortion?
Posted 22 Jul 2013 14:18

Then she needs to be sterilised. Sorry, but if you're not responsible enough to bring up a child and you refuse or can't be bothered to use birth control (which I am ASSUMING is what's going on) then she needs to be sterilised.


Topic What's your opinion on abortion?
Posted 22 Jul 2013 13:56

If a woman is irresponsible enough to have nine abortions... What makes you think she will be responsible enough to carry a child? Even if this person miraculously sets up an adoption for when it's born, what makes you think she will even take the necessary steps to produce a healthy child? That child will most likely become a burden to everyone wether she chooses to raise it or not. And then what? She gets pregnant again and pops another one out? What is the alternative to letting her have an abortion? She already has proven she isn't responsible enough to take birth control or get morning after pills... So what to do? Get her fixed?

Topic Male hairstyle recommandation
Posted 21 Jul 2013 22:45

Not a lot of positive replies so far... thanks for your honesty nonetheless.

These haircuts are a bit fay as pictured... They get away with it because they are fucking soccer players. Superstars of the world. Not judging if that's your thing. The fay look.

That said, I have my hair in a similar fashion but not quite. I have it short but I don't comb it back. Think George Clooney in oh brother where art thou. Its styled but not fay.

Like this but short on the sides so it looks more modern but still old school. Dapper dan man 2013.

BUT if you insist on some of these gayer varieties go with the Ronaldo. Fuck it, go full gay.

Topic Have you been told that you bear a resemblance
Posted 21 Jul 2013 22:34

It's the future I can seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I can't believe you even know what that show is.

Blame cultural osmosis. And the fact that I like young chicks.

Topic Have you been told that you bear a resemblance
Posted 21 Jul 2013 22:20

I usually get Jordin Sparks. Troy Polamalu because of the hair. Lisa Bonet because of the complexion. Raven Symone.

CurlyGirly told me I looked like Diana Ross.

Oh my god, you're so Raven.

Topic Do you enjoy being felt up?
Posted 21 Jul 2013 21:58

I like a banana before and sometimes during my play on the monkey bars. I will often finish up with a banana too. By then, I really take my time with it. I guess I savor it.

I make a mean banana cream pie. But yes, like all good things, it takes time to create like you say. I can show you.

Topic Do you enjoy being felt up?
Posted 21 Jul 2013 21:48

Banana too?

A bulge yeah... er bunch, I mean. Freudian slip.

Topic Do you enjoy being felt up?
Posted 21 Jul 2013 21:36

It's a real jungle gym!!!!

I got a monkey bar for ya.