Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic The Food Style Thread
Posted 01 Nov 2013 20:48

http://upload.lushstories.com/1172390077-paella.jpg
Special fried rice, but with beer and seafood. Naughty.

Paella, you mean.

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 01 Nov 2013 13:59

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c6474868614c573df76fd707a72cb48/tumblr_mvk1p3Z02i1r0fpsco1_500.gif

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 01 Nov 2013 13:57

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Topic The Third Gender
Posted 01 Nov 2013 13:48

"Blanks" kinda seems like a fucked up name for them.

Topic eHarmony Cat Lady :D
Posted 01 Nov 2013 11:30

I would date this chick in a second. She's hilarious!

//www.youtube.com/embed/hDpc9g0Z4Hs

Topic Dominate or to be dominated or pass the above person?
Posted 01 Nov 2013 11:14

I would dominate keira so hard. Not just physically but mentally as well.

Topic cellphone=vibrator
Posted 01 Nov 2013 11:11



Yeah, but it's just all so sad. Not to mention poorly shaped. Plus my phone fucks up sometimes too and does those accidental pocket-calls to random numbers in my address book. With my luck, I'd end up making an accidental pussy-call to my boss or something.

The pussy call might not be so bad. It's the accidental FaceTime call that can be really embarrassing. Can you imagine how confused he'd be up until the point you pull it out, he realizes where it was, then you abruptly hang up? It would be one of those things where you just can't find the words.

Topic cellphone=vibrator
Posted 01 Nov 2013 10:57

This is so gross. You can get a cheap Pocket Rocket vibrator for like $10-20 bucks. Who would risk an expensive phone?

You can't call a vibrator... plus you can put it in a ziplock baggie, hello.

Topic Sexy girls wearing tank top undershirts
Posted 01 Nov 2013 10:49

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Topic Sexy girls wearing tank top undershirts
Posted 01 Nov 2013 10:49

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrc9g4G1rC1qh7q6fo1_500.jpg

Topic Sexy girls wearing tank top undershirts
Posted 01 Nov 2013 10:48

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/28/article-0-1B7EAAE8000005DC-155_634x874.jpg

1. There is nothing sexy about that photo.

2. Those are not even wifebeaters.

3. I hate you.

Topic Sexy girls wearing tank top undershirts
Posted 01 Nov 2013 10:37

jennifer aniston's sour puss

Jennifer Aniston's face looks like someone farted all loud right in front of her or something.

Topic Sexy girls wearing tank top undershirts
Posted 01 Nov 2013 10:35

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Topic Sexy girls wearing tank top undershirts
Posted 01 Nov 2013 10:28

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Topic What Do You Think About Interracial Sex?
Posted 01 Nov 2013 10:25

It's wrong.

Topic Sexy girls wearing tank top undershirts
Posted 01 Nov 2013 10:02

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7cc04e1b3e46b2d543f00d5aabde1559/tumblr_ms8y09H4QW1sayawfo1_500.jpg

Topic Sexy girls wearing tank top undershirts
Posted 01 Nov 2013 10:00

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6skgg5Ahu1qcu8tmo1_500.jpg

Topic Sexy girls wearing tank top undershirts
Posted 01 Nov 2013 09:59

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Topic Who is your favorite movie character ever?
Posted 29 Oct 2013 21:40

//www.youtube.com/embed/p6z0Zay9itk

Topic What's Your Greatest Fear In Life?
Posted 29 Oct 2013 21:36

Dying and finding out that heaven is real and all I had to do to get in was go confess my sins.

Topic Risky sex
Posted 29 Oct 2013 21:28

When I was a teenager I worked in a large clothing store. Often times I would get stuck working the fitting room and I'd say about three times a month someone would bang in one of the stalls. It was really obvious when they did because you could see their feet and sound carried in that room. A few times the girl would just walk out in her bra and panties and go straight to the bathroom, after checking if the coast was clear (I didn't count). This store was right next to a couple of "family" bar style chain restaurants and a movie theater. All kinds of drunken shenanigans would go on in there.

Topic Are Beards Sexy?
Posted 29 Oct 2013 14:04



Wah Wah Wah Waaaaaah! <---- click here

evil4


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Topic Getting the wife a new boyfriend
Posted 29 Oct 2013 13:48

Ask her if the cloth in your hand smells like chloroform. Its the most effective way to get girls to do your friends and crazy shit like that.

Topic Are Beards Sexy?
Posted 29 Oct 2013 13:40

This guy's beards are always sexy.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2012/06/Tom_Cruise_Katie_Holmes_Kennedys_Horizontal_a_l.jpg

Topic Time to Ban and Burn confederate flags
Posted 29 Oct 2013 13:06



You start shit with every male who ever has posted anything on any of these forum threads. Why? I don't know. But every male who you perceive to be either a threat to your own internet masculinity, or an easy target for your teasing & tormenting.



Did you just call yourself an easy target?




Aside from being able to smell racial prejudice from about 40 miles off over the horizon, what else do you really stand for that's admirable.



I'm for equality. I make fun of women all the time too...



I call it being a troll.



You may want to put that into a formal complaint. Do you still have some of your butthurt report forms laying around so you can fill one out with some strong words?



That's all up to you, Mister Internet Tough Guy. evil4

Where do I act like an internet tough guy? Teasing you to watch you get all fired up requires internet toughness? Is that because you said you were an alpha male? Okay, I suppose that makes sense.

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 29 Oct 2013 12:14

http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd745306ee2a5394a535533c4215f367/tumblr_mvfj81sAJ01r3jgjpo1_500.jpg

Topic What tv/movie character did you crush on as a kid?
Posted 29 Oct 2013 11:34

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/arts/television/2012/10/121015_TV_MarthaStewartCook.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-large.jpg

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 28 Oct 2013 22:16

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jPTDSZgln64/UE5GmdtR4HI/AAAAAAAAC9A/-s5fkz5mlqQ/s320/Old%2BCOwboy%2Bin%2BCHurch.jpg

http://thephoenixinsurance.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/Chihuahua-250x284.jpg

Rar rar rar rar!

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