Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic A mans world
Posted 10 Oct 2013 11:15




You're losing track Jack, time for a Regaeman Man or occasion5 or both? might be time to get straight yourself.




You left some stuff out on your quotes there.

I like when (barely) functioning alcoholics accuse me of being high or drunk because they read one of my stories. Maybe you should practice some self reflection.

Topic So who IS the biggest Rock Star on the Planet?
Posted 09 Oct 2013 21:03

Maybe the question should be. Who is the most relevant rock star/band?

Topic bushy women
Posted 09 Oct 2013 20:59




Dude, you're alright....... for a wise ass from Tarranna.

He should change his forum rank from wise ass to butt hurt.

Topic bushy women
Posted 09 Oct 2013 20:51

Fuck all that.

Topic bushy cocks
Posted 09 Oct 2013 20:50

I call mine the mexican tickler ladies. Line up to the right.

Topic I am curious about married Dom/subs
Posted 09 Oct 2013 20:38



Wow very 10th grade. Bravo!

In tenth grade... Hmmm... I know some girls mature quickly but maybe a pad would be better. More comfy for ya down there.

Topic The Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive 2013 is...
Posted 09 Oct 2013 20:33

I think these lists are more accurate to determine which sexy woman has the best publicist and not which one really is the "sexiest".

Topic I am curious about married Dom/subs
Posted 09 Oct 2013 20:31



wow ... need a coffee, Dude? or maybe a drink?? Pour Wine

Hope you feel better soon!

Maybe you should offer him a tampon.

Topic Deal breakers:Fashion wise
Posted 09 Oct 2013 15:51



I am obsessed with this photo...bends down, kicks it, pokes it, studies it, slaps it...Oh I see he is a wax mannequin. Humanity saved. Good one Dancing Doll...

He reminds me a little of captain Morgan. Like if he were all of a sudden put into modern times and given a new "hairdo" for lack of a better term, give his stache a little trim, some bling, some protein shakes... Like, it would explain how confused he looks and how orange. It's like on Bill and Ted's excellent adventure where they gather all those historic figures and introduce them to modern society.

It's him post makeover, dude.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/1234181_550453388360082_296747938_n.jpg

Topic A mans world
Posted 09 Oct 2013 14:30




What happened to your professional slut opinion? You changing the rules now?







I didn't say I was a professional slut. That was my professional (stud) opinion. We can spot a slut a mile away. Like an eagle scoping a worm

Topic A mans world
Posted 09 Oct 2013 14:18




They also made you a man slut

You made yourself a stanky woman slut all on your own though... I'm a stud. Get it straight.

Topic Would you let someone cut your little finger off for money?
Posted 09 Oct 2013 14:06



There is a good chance I would accept that. 5 million dollars sure would come in handy. Would whoever cuts it off sew it back up so that I don't have to pay for a blood transfusion?

Sure but no local anesthesia. Gotta tough it out.

Topic A mans world
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:48




It's not against your will if it isn't happening at all....ever...







I'm thankful, someone up there is looking out for me.

http://www.cuddleup-creations.net/thumbnail.asp?file=assets/images/patterpictures/cartoons/felixthecat/felixangel_thumbnail.jpg&maxx=150&maxy=0

Topic A mans world
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:42



hmmmmm I'm just thankful that extra one won't be you Jack.

That would be mean. Because it would be against my will.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:39

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b72bd18b9ddc0c8c2d30e2600ce523ce/tumblr_mu0x85royd1rhmfwio1_500.jpg

Topic A mans world
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:35



I have been with 4. none overlapping and no bookending. I think that means neither of us is a slut/whore/manwhore.

Okay so when a girl says a number you usually gotta do the math... hmmm.. let's see 4 x 4.... hmmm sometimes even by 5... 4 x 5... that comes out to hmmm... One more guy and you'll be a total slut would be my professional opinion.

Topic A mans world
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:29




you go first coffee

I have been with 35 women or so. A few overlapping and some bookending each other.

Okay your turn.

Topic Would you let someone cut your little finger off for money?
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:26

No, probably not. I mean if it was like a billion dollars and my left hand then possibly, I need all the fingers on my right hand for drawing though bunny

Would you consider a pinky toe for 5 million?

Topic A mans world
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:24




Are you saying that a woman who fucks a 'lot' of men is a whore/slut? how many would a 'lot' be?



State how many you have been with and how many overlapped each other and I'll tell you if you're a slut or not.

Topic So who IS the biggest Rock Star on the Planet?
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:21

The Black Keys and Jack White are pretty hot tickets in this era. I recently saw the Black Keys play in front of 75,000 people.

Topic So who IS the biggest Rock Star on the Planet?
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:19

For me living it has to be Jimmy Page.....The man is a god! I once not only heard him play "Stairway" in a local pub, but bought him a double JD for which he just nodded his head in recognition. I thought myself a quite cool guy at the time, but that bloke is a master.

That makes him sound more like the biggest has-been to be honest.

Topic Would you let someone cut your little finger off for money?
Posted 09 Oct 2013 13:18




If someone writes me a cheque for a billion USD and brings a bottle of tequila along with the axe, I'd be game. :)

For a billion? Yeah, I would too. The pinky above the first knuckle.

I would wear some sweet skin tight gloves all the time with a finger insert so you couldn't even tell then for dramatic effect I would take the gloves off and tell people I'm ex Yakuza.

Topic Smoking/Tobacco
Posted 09 Oct 2013 12:59

If tobacco were discovered today, why would anyone want to smoke it? It does nothing for the smoker except cause disease and early death. It doesn't even get the smoker high. At least the designer drugs that keep popping up have the advantage that they cause some sort of enjoyable effect before they kill you. All smoking does is give you a cough and make you smell bad.

I can't imagine how advertising agencies would go about trying to interest people in a new product like tobacco. "Try this. It does nothing but kill you." That's not a very good selling point.

As a former smoker, I can say that it does do something for the smoker. It acts like an appetite suppressant. It relaxes you when tense, nervous or frustrated. It is social.

They probably wouldn't realize it killed you until many decades later... Just like they didn't realize it in the 50s.

Topic Skype Sex...
Posted 09 Oct 2013 12:47

I find that women are more open to cum facials through skype than in person.

- don't forget the clorox wipes -

Topic Collar or bracelet for Cuckold husband.
Posted 09 Oct 2013 12:37

How about a fannypack? I can't think of a more emasculating adornment than a fannypack. He can store his balls in it.

Topic Kanye West announces that he is the biggest rock star on the planet?
Posted 09 Oct 2013 12:18

It's too bad the media always quotes out of context. Again, he's not saying he's a rockstar as in he is the top of the rock music genre. He was saying that as far as culture, fashion and influence goes, rap has become more relevant than rock and roll - and that means as far as importance and cultural influence goes, he's therefore become the 'biggest rockstar on the planet'. Finally saw the actual interview. Not advocating, defending and agreeing and yeah, it's super arrogant, but it's always nice to know what the context was before unloading.


*Quoted from the Interview

"Rap is the new radio," he announces, before continuing:

"Where's the culture at? I'm sitting in the middle of it, whether I'm at a dinner with Anna Wintour or at a listening session with Pusha, or me and Virgil (Abolh, West's adviser) are in Rome giving our designs to Fendi and over and over getting knocked down. We brought the leather jogging pants six years ago to Fendi and they said 'No.' How many motherfukers you done seen with the leather jogging pants? So when I see Hedi Slimane and it's all like, 'This is my take on the world.' Yeah, he's got some nice $5,000 jeans in thereā€¦ There's some nice ones, some good shit here and there. But we culture. Rap is the new rock stars."

"It's been like that for a minute," Lowe adds.

"It's been like that for a minute, Hedi Slimane," he yells back. "It's been like that for a minute. We the new rock stars and I'm the biggest of all of them!"

After reading what he actually said, he isn't even saying he's the biggest rockstar, he's saying he's the biggest rapper and that is true... He's saying that at the moment rappers are the bigger than life music idols with young people.

If you actually read this he is simply musing on the music industry and the shift in current musical tastes. Where in the 60's 70's and 80's "rock" stars who played in the rock 'n' roll genre were the fashion innovators and sex symbols, in the 90's through now there has been a shift. Mick jagger was the sex symbol, the guy girls wanted to be with and guys tried to be like because he was setting trends in music, culture and fashion. Elvis before him but he is barely thought of as a typical rockstar by today's standards but he truly was the biggest one ever. But elvis' music doesn't sound like rock n roll. Not like what people have come to think rock n roll sounds like anyway. The rolling stones, Beatles, led Zeppelin, the doors sounded nothing like elvis... And elvis has been said to invent the genre. He was the first bigger than life "rock" star.

What makes it rock music? Drums? Bass? Guitar? Vocals? Kanye uses all of those. His vocal style is just in rap form. Primus - a rock band - has a spoken word style too but no one says they aren't rock music. I'm not saying Kanye is rock and roll. He is hip hop/rap. But really, music is impossible to label. Anything popular can be considered pop music, anything without a major label can be considered indie music. Regardless of style.

I only own one kanye west song on my ipod and it's actually one where he talks about how much of an asshole he can be, ironically. But in this interview he was boasting about his genre of music being popular and that he was the most popular in it. Neither of which are an exaggeration.

To be honest I think someone like lady gaga could be considered the biggest rock star recently. There sure are more people rocking out at her shows than almost anyone. I feel like she could hardly go anywhere without getting mobbed by fans. Maybe more than kanye or anyone really. Is her music rock n roll? No. But was led Zeppelin's rock n roll? Sure, although some would say it was giving birth to heavy metal... Was Led Zeppelin the same rock n roll that Elvis invented?

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 05 Oct 2013 03:29

His avatar picture is one of my literary influences. I like that.

Topic My magic weather stone just arrived!
Posted 05 Oct 2013 03:21

I bought one of these a while ago. It worked pretty good.

Except stone gone means, ghetto, not hurricane. I found out like 2 days after my purchase.

Topic Why is the universe so big?
Posted 05 Oct 2013 03:03



It's not clingy. All the particles in the Earth are attracting all the particles in the water. Because the Earth is so massive, it holds on to the water.

But why can't it hold on to Michael Jordan? He is 75% water you know. Why is that? Why isn't water like Michael Jordan? Bruce lee said 'be like water'... But I think he was misguided. Be like Mike.