Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Recommend A Story!
Posted 14 Jan 2012 12:39

Title of Story: Sex, Cum and Videotape!
Genre: Group Sex
Author: NatureBoy: with an edit or two thrown in by yours truly.
Why you're recommending it: Cause this story is freaking hilarious and sexy. It features not one but four lush members in all their glory, including Dancing_Doll. It is fast paced with some really nasty sex. It's a cum-swapping, ass-fucking, squirting good time!

and the story poster below of course!

Topic Recommend A Story!
Posted 14 Jan 2012 12:21

Title of Story: The Story I Never Wrote
Genre: Wife Lovers
Author: SweetPenny
Why you're recommending it: It is written in a fast paced, plain english style that doesn't distract you from the story with overly complicated description. The premise is taboo and classic. It is just the right length and It is just a perfect example of erotica. It's an audio story too and the why it's read to you is like a dirty little bed time story. All of SweetPenny's stories are a big turn on but this one is a good introduction to her writing.

Topic When Lush members just disappear...
Posted 13 Jan 2012 23:35

Once, a girl deleted her account while I was chatting with her... I thought it was rude.

Did you remember to accurately lie about your penis size? I never go below 12 inches or so. Like normal cock is frowned upon here.

Topic Three words said about the person above you
Posted 13 Jan 2012 22:36

big ass vagina angel7

Topic What's your opinion on 69-ing?(:
Posted 13 Jan 2012 22:14

Hey, tell us what you REALLY like Regaeman Man

What I really like? you caught me... What I really like is southern style chicken... Laying flat on their bellies. Cheeks spread.

Topic What's your opinion on 69-ing?(:
Posted 13 Jan 2012 22:05

I love 69's... Only thing better than a girl sucking on my dick is a girl sucking on my dick while my lips are covered in her pussy juice.

Topic Three words said about the person above you
Posted 13 Jan 2012 22:02

has sweet tits

Topic Ask the person below you any question
Posted 13 Jan 2012 21:52

lol... NO, but I have been asked to slap a jimmy on my one eyed monster.

Has anyone ever told you subtlety isn't your forte but they love you anyway?

Topic Ask the person below you any question
Posted 13 Jan 2012 21:46

Motherfucking too many things to list. (fucking the wrong girl is one though)

What did you think about last time you masturbated?

Topic clothed or naked?
Posted 13 Jan 2012 11:38

i take it one extra step - i had my skin removed, just the outer layer, so everyone can see my muscles and tendons. i'm told it's the next big fad. drunken

D: gross!

*places penis back in pants, zips up and stares out the window quietly*

Topic Boobs vs Ass Which in your opinion is better?
Posted 13 Jan 2012 11:30

Can boobs clench down when you fuck them? No, no they can't.

Topic He sent you away for a while?
Posted 13 Jan 2012 11:21

and then i'm going to introduce him to MY 3 C's. Cuffs, Crop, Castration.

angry7 silly sprite! Sometimes you DO need a proof reader!

and then i'm going to introduce him to MY 3 C's. Cuffs, Clitoris, Cumming.

There I fixed it.

Seriously though older dudes, sprite may be out of the target demographic for this. Continue on when you want a challenge and it most definitely is worth it with her. But 18-20 or so? Try the 3 C's out. The original ones.

Topic He sent you away for a while?
Posted 13 Jan 2012 11:10

never underestimate the use of Champagne, either drunken

See? It's already working! First she wasn't falling for it (again)... And now I'm on my way to pick up a couple of bottles of bubbles and then me and this sexy chickadee are going to have a hands on anatomy class.

Topic A member has sent me her pic and asked me out, should I meet her?
Posted 13 Jan 2012 11:05

Whoa! That's a big dong!

Dude, you better get on that and give mr. Plow a run for his money... By what you've been telling me, this is your ideal woman.

Topic He sent you away for a while?
Posted 13 Jan 2012 10:58

*giggles* i'm not falling for that. again.

Which reminds me... The three C's only works the first time... If all else fails you can use the fourth C, cash. Although some girls are more clever. This sprite is one of the clever ones. Avoid these types if you want to CONTROL... Although with sprite you might try another C, it's usually a long shot and not recommended, but Cuffs... She'd probably like being controlled with a pair of cuffs and some creative sadism...

Topic He sent you away for a while?
Posted 13 Jan 2012 10:48

you are such a... well... something. :)

Have I told how pretty and creative you are today? I mean really, such an intelligent and dreamy beauty this girl is *sighs* Here's a lollipop, it's your favorite flavor..

Topic He sent you away for a while?
Posted 13 Jan 2012 10:37

Love this phrase...

Not sure age has anything to do with control...angry7

Dude, everyone knows that the key to controlling the young chickadees is charisma, compliments and candy... It works every time. You keep this up and before you know they have your penis in them and they think it was their idea!

Remember the three C's, charisma, compliments and lots of candy!

Topic How long does it take you to write a story?
Posted 13 Jan 2012 10:26

For me it varies quite a bit. Sometimes a couple of weeks. Sometimes a few hours depending on my mood and boredom level. Some stories I feel are better than others and edit and work on them more, adding a pinch salt here and a dash of pepper there. Sometimes I'll send them to a friend to proof read and this can add a week to the process because usually I'll try their suggestions. Ironically though, the story that took me four hours to write is my most popular in terms of number of views and votes... The one that has taken me the longest is my least popular but I consider it my best. Hard to tell what people will like.

Topic Best nicknames in sports?
Posted 12 Jan 2012 18:44

Troy Polamalu "The Tasmanian Devil" (sigh)

Aye cabron, esta guay me da miedo. Pinche cabron tan mas feo. Cabello de chamuco.

Topic Watching 2 guys blow each other
Posted 12 Jan 2012 16:54

Topic Best nicknames in sports?
Posted 12 Jan 2012 16:26

HAHA!! I googled it, his name is Rich Garces, pitched for Boston Red Sox.

The "HANDSOME ONE" Huh? EL GUAPO seems more fitting, LOL.

But from now on you can be Magic "El Guapo" if you like!!

That's tony gwynn! thats an aztec uniform!

Topic Best nicknames in sports?
Posted 12 Jan 2012 15:53

I always liked the name Fred "The Crime Dog" McGriff.

and there was a baseball player who's nickname was " El Guapo ". No idea who it was and what it means but I like it, LOL!

And although they are real names I like Rusty Kuntz and Ron Tugnutt. imagine going through life with those names.

BTW, I do think the Anaheim Mighty Ducks is stupid. Why would you name a pro hockey team after that stupid movie?

That is one of my nicknames too, means "the handsome one".

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Jan 2012 14:46

Matching suits, hot bitches, bad ass moves... These guys have it all.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Jan 2012 14:41

Topic Marijuana doesn't harm lung function, study found
Posted 12 Jan 2012 14:27

I don't know man, when I used to smoke acres of weed a day I sure as hell got out of breath a lot faster when I ran. I don't care what any study says. The more you smoke anything the more short of breath you get when you strain your self... Even when I was fucking I could tell I wasn't a young bruce Jenner when I smoked all the time. I stopped smoking all day and It's better now.

Topic Let's be nicer/friendlier to newbies?
Posted 12 Jan 2012 14:22

Fuck being nice... Fuck the newbies... Fuck the over-sensitive... Fuck all of that shit. They'll get used to it, everyone else did.

Topic Best nicknames in sports?
Posted 12 Jan 2012 13:56

Peter Crouch - The Gangling Daft Twat

Topic The Perfect Blow Job
Posted 11 Jan 2012 18:34

Felix and I were comparing notes and I think I was the benefactor of a better analheart BJ. Guess that makes me the lucky one? confused5

Actually lets get into some non-fiction... the reason I call her analheart dudelicious is cause she tells me of her anal dreams she has about me. In fact, I suppose you are the lucky one because when she sucked my dick she had a hard time concealing her fucking razor teeth... But I forgave her because.. like the way you imagine... her ass is really tight. OH MY GOD, I almost forgot... Have you heard her cum? That is really fun. honestly.

Okay continue with the fiction writing. Its good practice for writer

Topic Best female profile
Posted 11 Jan 2012 15:40

I would have to say out of all the females on lush Dudelicious' profile is the best. It's very interesting. She likes to get fucked in her ass by lesbians and I like that. Its KINKY!. I find her devotion to colin ferrel cute.. She's young at heart. Like a sexy teen.


Dancing_Doll: Out of all the women I find that she puts the most effort into having interesting galleries with pictures that are uniquely her. Her music is interesting. Her stories are great. Stalking her forum comments is fun too because everything she posts has substance. She is a valuable member of the Lush community. Maybe the MOST valuable.

Angelheart01: It WAS cool when that Magical_Dildo guy used to post the funniest shit ever on her wall and there were LOL's to be had. But now its just full of generic bullshit from the beta males (kidding beta males) <3 Her music picks give you good insight into her crazy brain too. Her poems are good. Magical alley cat is great though.

EDIT: I was just told dudlicious is actually a guy... fuck, I'm embarrassed now. I could have swore that the colin ferrel shrine was a chick in love..... Now I feel weird wacking off to her...fuck well him, getting analed. Sorry man...

Topic Best female profile
Posted 11 Jan 2012 15:14