Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Guys - Do You Feel Entitled to Receive Oral Sex?
Posted 04 Jul 2013 10:25

Of course I'm entitled to getting my dick sucked on, if she wants to remain entitled to not getting tossed out the window that is.

Topic Gender Swap Clones
Posted 04 Jul 2013 10:01

Multipart odd question, Im sure a few of have thought of it.

You might be a special snowflake on this man.

What if you ran into the opposite gender version of yourself from an alternate demnsion, what would you do.

I would probably end up pissing myself off. I would imagine that I would be the biggest pain in the ass girl ever.

and if one were to have sex with him/her would it be considered: incest or masturbation

I think it would just be called fucking yourself .

also if I were to write a story to that effect what category would I sumit it under.

Maybe taboo. It's not really masturbation since playing cards with a clone of yourself really wouldn't be called solitaire. It's not quite incest, not like what incest readers expect to read really. It seems more sci-fi than supernatural as well.

Now, taking this question more seriously than I should, I'm adopted, and from what I've heard, my biological father was/is a philanderer. So if I ran into someone who looked like the male version of myself, the last thing I'd want to do is have sex with him. The fact that he was just my male clone from another dimension wouldn't even cross my mind.

Actually... I have seen some documentaries, news articles, tv shows etc. about how when siblings that have never met randomly meet somewhere there is this strong bond that they can't quite figure out. This connection is often misinterpreted as romantic or sexual and they end up putting the lime in the coconut. Dani would probably end up fucking Danny, just sayin.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Jul 2013 20:38


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Topic Special gift for Master
Posted 03 Jul 2013 20:12

You mean because YOUR ALREADY ONE FELIX!

English please if you want to direct words at me.

Topic Special gift for Master
Posted 03 Jul 2013 19:53

You should get your asshole bleached for him.

Topic Opinion on shemales
Posted 03 Jul 2013 10:59

Im just curious on what people think about shemales/ladyboys. I think they're pretty hot and I enjoy the fetish but im just wondering if any of you share my opinion

Well, they don't turn me on...

I think calling it a "fetish" is a bit overboard. Shemales/ladyboys is a life for these often transgendered people, not a porn "fantasy" to turn people on. Sadly, porn can turn out to be the only jobs offered to transgenders, BUT if you consider the sometimes fatal consequences of transgender medical procedures, the legal hassles, the social ostracization, and so forth, it seems just a bit facile to consider it a fetish. Read Patrick Califia-Rice's Speaking Sex to Power for a genuine perspective. Read the List of unlawfully killed transgender people
List of killed transgenders

In 2012, Thapelo Makutle, a 23-year-old who was also known as 'Queen Bling', was an LGBT activist who got into an argument with men regarding her sexuality at a bar in Kuruman, South Africa. The men followed her home, broke into her apartment and killed her by slitting her throat. She was also mutilated; her genitals were cut off and put into her mouth.

Victoria da Silva Costa, was a 21-year-old trans woman living in Brazil, who was murdered in what police considered to be a hate crime, as she was decapitated, with her penis and one ear being cut off.

Demetrio Apaza Mayta was tortured, beaten, burned, and stabbed to death by a mob of hundreds of people in El Alto, Bolivia for no reason other than her gender identity. The police claimed that they had no leads and arrested no suspects, although the murder took place in broad daylight.

Brandy Martell, a 37-year-old transgender woman, was fatally shot in the torso and genitals on a street corner in Oakland, California. In 2013, health organization TransVision announced that a HRSA grant for enhancing engagement and retention in quality HIV care for transgender women of color would be named in her memory.

So, really this is NOT just a "hot new taboo fetish" to get your rocks off on.

Thank you for your time and hopefully re-consideration.

Topic Happy Birthday, Nikki703!!
Posted 03 Jul 2013 09:31

Happy Birthday Nikki!

Topic Trouble eating my own cum! Help!
Posted 03 Jul 2013 09:25

Topic Finish the sentence...I remember when...
Posted 02 Jul 2013 23:03

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind. There was something so pleasant about that place. Even your emotions have an echo in so much space.

Topic Men & Women.....cowgirl or reverse cowgirl....which do you prefer? why?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 22:55

I think it feels better when she is facing me. But I like the view of the butt when she faces away.. So it's a wash for me.

Topic What do you think of older married men seeking sex because their wives no longer want it?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 22:53

Hi, i wonder why you think this is funny?
If a woman doesn't feel any sexual appetite I think it's just very good of her to give green light.
She can not expect from her husband to have a sexless life I think?

Regaeman Man

I tend to lose my appetite when confronted with bologna too. Now a piece of skirt steak? Yeah I'm hungry again.

If that makes sense.

Topic What do you think of older married men seeking sex because their wives no longer want it?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 22:26

Hey, if your wife or long-term girlfriend is urging you to go out and get your rocks off... go for it. I've been in a similar position before.

Your wife/GF literally told you she didn't care if you cheated cause you weren't getting any off her? LOL

What is that...

Topic how I know if she is flirting ?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 14:43

"Actually tell her that you like her hair then tell her that her ass is fly. It's a good one two punch to knock those panties right off."

or it could lead to a one two punch that knocks your head right off.

either way, you'll know where you stand. :)

Exactly, just cut to the chase. She'll either be hitting him or he'll be hitting it.

Topic your thoughts of miley cyrus 'twerking'
Posted 02 Jul 2013 14:34

I am in the "I could care less" camp.

so you do care?

You do care about that rich white girl juicy fruity booty.

Topic how I know if she is flirting ?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 14:28

Just do the opposite of what the whistling cat says, and you'll go far.

I think I know what I'm talking about, kid.

Actually tell her that you like her hair then tell her that her ass is fly. It's a good one two punch to knock those panties right off.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 02 Jul 2013 14:18

Topic how I know if she is flirting ?
Posted 02 Jul 2013 13:52

Tell her that her ass looks fly.

Topic your thoughts of miley cyrus 'twerking'
Posted 02 Jul 2013 13:22

Goooood for her

Topic and the Winner of the June 2013 $100 Attention Whore Contest is...
Posted 01 Jul 2013 15:00

I think kinky_becky deserves a big hand for coming in such a close second - well done to her too!

And both of them are almost as popular as the "supernatural stories" page!

I know right, that is what I found the most intriguing about this whole thing. The supernatural page is one of the most popular things on the site. Who would have guessed?

Topic Men owning toys?
Posted 01 Jul 2013 13:19

*Nods*. Sex toys and dildos take up valuable space in our landfills everyday. The guys who reuse them can just say that they were thinking green for our planet. :)

Not to mention there's plenty of Dildo Donation programs in our local communities to help the horny yet less fortunate.

Exactly. They probably don't break down like barbie dolls and last forever. Can you imagine? Like 2,000 years from now some future archeologists are on a dig and all they find is tons and tons of dildos and barbie dolls. They are going to think we were a bunch of freaks.

Plus chicks love it when you're green. Say you volunteer at a shelter (donating old dildos even) and that you are vegan too for added bonus points dudes.

Topic Men owning toys?
Posted 01 Jul 2013 12:57

Jack. Knock it off. Let's put this thread back on track, please. it was a legit question and one that deserves a legit answer. thank you.

Oh please... I did answer the question and I was on topic about how some toys like ones made of glass or metals can be cleaned properly. Like dish ware. It's okay to reuse a dish isn't it? Not saying I would reuse a plug, just giving some tips to the more broke dudes amongst us on how to recycle, reduce and reuse. If you actually read this thread you will see it's me who is being harassed by trinket and that other one, I forgot her name already.

Also seems weird for a mod to delete my entire post because of a picture of a kid and not just the picture while leaving up trinket and the other ones post where it seems like they are implying I posted something inappropriate containing a child when that was not the case. Seems slanderous.

Topic Men owning toys?
Posted 01 Jul 2013 12:28

stop being rude to my friend

As you know Felix, Kiera was talking about you, not me.

Yeah I know, she was talking about me and how you came in to harass me like always.

how you've gotten away with being so rude to people and calling them names on these forums for so long, is beyond my understanding.

You make it too easy... Like, how something can be beyond your understanding... So I won't elaborate. laughing8

My apologies to the OP, hopefully we can stay on topic this time and continue posting about the subject of this thread.

.........................but you were the one that went off topic and focused on me. (again)

Topic The Physical Appearance of Girls
Posted 01 Jul 2013 11:31

Does it really matter to you guys the looks of the woman, especially when it comes to sex? Or you prefer the skilled but fantastically sweet and has a fucking great personality?

When it comes to the actual sex? Yeah, looks are the most important thing... I mean you aren't going to be talking about the meaning or life or wether we are alone in the universe while you're fuckin'.

Topic Men owning toys?
Posted 01 Jul 2013 10:45

I think someone needs to work on their forum etiquette T, ................its rather annoying when some pple feel the need to quote on everyone elses comments......get a life is all ill say x

I agree with you here. "T" is always quoting and harassing me about my advice. So annoying. Get a life T.

Topic Men owning toys?
Posted 01 Jul 2013 03:13

There is no way I would let a guy touch me with a toy they already had anyway, but thanks for the tip!

It was a tip for the guys, omfg...

And you wouldn't know... that's why it doesn't matter what you would or wouldn't do. It's irrelevant.

Topic Men owning toys?
Posted 01 Jul 2013 03:05

Too fucking right T, thats just disgusting, NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL would i let a man anywhere near me with a toy he had used on someone else, thats just wrong, i agree eeewwwww.

You wouldn't know is the point.

Stay in school.

Topic Men owning toys?
Posted 01 Jul 2013 02:36

Should your doctor replace his tongue depressor when he gives you a check up? Or replace the needle when giving you an injection?

Yes, they should. Please don't ask ridiculous questions... If you should lose your whole hand cutting some ungodly pineapple, does a doctor not replace it? Of course he does. That analogy is so silly. Don't act like you don't know what he is saying. Does the dentist replace that fucking hook from hell they use when they scrape the living shit out of your teeth? No, no they don't. They use them over and over again. All in your shit, with hundreds of people. Do your science, please.

Go away.

I could fucking tell. Even still, this point is moot because I have my own toys. He'd know that. And he would know not to use leftovers. That's fucking disgusting.

And even if you could fool a woman, why would you want to?

You could not tell... Look dudes, you can't just use some 6 dollar fucking rubber piece of taffy for this. I mean, don't be stupid. This is for glass toys, steel plugs, a mother fucking diamond clit barbell. Shit you can get away with. Don't use some double-headed neon purple piece of shit with your ex's pube on it... Use your wits. Go buy a stupid new gift box at dumbass Hallmark for the old toy like you took it out of the original package and got rid of it extra good to make it all special.

Also, I am not saying I want to fool anyone. It's just simple science and math. The toy is fine and expensive. Don't be such a princess.

Topic Men owning toys?
Posted 30 Jun 2013 22:49

It should have that new dildo smell. Not a freshly cleaned after a shit ton of usage smell. Most women know the difference. Rookie.


You would get home and it would be like on the bed with some fucking scented candle going and rose pedals n shit. You are NOT asking for a receipt at that moment. Plus he can wash it... Does your dish ware smell like yesterday's meatloaf? no, no it doesn't.

You're just saying that because of the thread. Dudes, you can totally get away with killing a few birds with one stone. Or steel jeweled butt-plug in this instance. The girls wont know shit. Just play it right.