Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Happy Birthday, Makavelli!
Posted 21 Jul 2013 21:33

Happy day your momma pushed you out, son. A celebration is in order. Green for my money.

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Topic Do you enjoy being felt up?
Posted 21 Jul 2013 21:17

Felt up, felt down ... Turn me around!

And turn that frown upside down as I go to town on your playground.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 21 Jul 2013 21:11

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Got mark ass bustas in my sight.

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Topic Do you enjoy being felt up?
Posted 21 Jul 2013 21:01



That's what I think of the term 'felt up,' as well, someone grabbing and pawing at me. I think being touched is an important part of foreplay, but the term 'felt up' has too many bad connotations.

Girl, you better not crowd surf around me. I will thoroughly make sure you don't hit the floor.

Topic What are you into?
Posted 21 Jul 2013 10:43



Ok I DO have to address one thing. I do not, nor do I EVER come into a thread and post just to seek YOUR attention. Perhaps only in your dreams*.

Only in my nightmares* .

Click the blue text. See this thread. I was not talking to you. You came in seeking my attention after many times of me telling you to buzz off and that I didn't care what you have to say so might as well not talk to me. But what do you do? You come and quote me knowing full well you don't like me and I don't like you.

That's just a recent one, but it's ALL the time with you. Sorry I didn't want to be your friend. I'm busy. Get over it.

Stop seeking attention that you know will be negative and grow up already.

Topic What are you into?
Posted 21 Jul 2013 10:33

I like some light bondage and spanking.
This is a fairly recent thing for me but it is seriously good fun :)

Note: Please do not turn this into another 'thread to be avoided'. It would be nice to keep it on topic for the OP.
Thank you.

You mean this thread where he said he was into bondage n shit? Yes, this thread had the potential to be one of those threads with thousands of posts that becomes some lush staple.

I wonder if anyone would have cared about it after three or four posts of people saying what they are into in a generic fashion? <-- serious question.

Topic What are you into?
Posted 21 Jul 2013 10:23



Ok, I'll repeat, It was not clear to me what was said in Angelheart's post. Who has the problem with what I said, you or Angelheart because I haven't heard anything from angelheart. I did not reply with sarcasm and I did not try to intimidate anyone or make them look bad. I didn't even call anyone any names! So I am asking you again, to please mind your own business, my post was not directed at you.

And her's was not directed at you. Just pointing out what a hypocrite you are. You come into threads where I am not talking to you all the time to whine and complain then tattle when you don't like what I said after you come seeking my attention.

Stop being such a hypocrite and grow up.

Topic What are you into?
Posted 21 Jul 2013 10:05




You're not serious are you? YOU telling ME not to bully someone? Oh sorry, was that you being funny? Not that it's any of your business, I was not trying to bully anyone. That isn't a 'rolleyes' emote, it is a 'confused' emote. It might be clear to you, it wasn't clear to me. Do NOT accuse me of trying to bully someone when I am not, and I wasn't directing any of my posts to you.

I was quoted in Angelheart's post so it WAS directed at me. I have NO reason to make her look bad.

Um no, she posted something not directed at anyone where she was saying the thread was funny.

It was clear what she meant. She said some of the exchanges above, which ones do you think she meant? It's obvious which ones. The funny ones. You asked her to elaborate and she clearly said that the funny threads on Lush is what gets her to come back and not forget about this place. You didn't like that of course and you replied with sarcasm in an attempt to discredit her. She is a very popular member - one of the most popular - so her opinion should be noted. Instead you replied in an attempt to make her look bad. That is a form of bullying as well. If you don't like it done to you, then don't do it yourself.

Topic What are you into?
Posted 21 Jul 2013 09:46



Okay thanks. That has made things a lot clearer confused5

She was just posting her opinion, not directed at you (the same thing you accuse me of) then you quoted her and and are sarcastically rolling your eyes at what she said in an attempt to make her look bad for some reason. It was clear what she said. She thinks the thread is funny.

Please do not attempt to bully her.

Topic Describe your pussy in a movie title.
Posted 20 Jul 2013 12:21

Invasion USA

Bloodsport a few days out of the month as well. Don't forget the nicknames.

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Topic Describe your penis as a movie title
Posted 20 Jul 2013 10:53



Nope... I was being generous... "8 Seconds" in my honest opinion.

Did you just call yourself a bull? Hmmm, maybe I should change it to "The Cowboy Way".

Topic What are you into?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 10:33



Felix, I am not going to reply to you again, but u failed to mention that u posted a screaming child back to me


Yes, because you were acting like a screaming child. It was funny. It was a picture of a girl tantruming and cutting her hair off. It was so funny!



must you quote everyone and upset them??? do you have nothing better to do


Well yeah I do but I need to take a break from that sometimes and play along with you Kiera. It's fun.



u spoil the forums u really do, do you even know how often I avoid posting and others I might add if you have posted in it before us.....just sayin



Well good, your posts are lame and boring. I see it as doing Lush a favor if it means less of your posts. Although I have a feeling you wouldn't have posted in this thread if I hadn't posted in it first. Ironic... Just saying.

Topic What are you into?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 10:16

Wait... Why the hell is a bunch of guys arguing in the "Ask the Gals" section? Did you magically grow a vagina and thought you should give your opinion on something that doesn't really pertain to you? Or do you think you know better than us "Gals"? Cause seriously... It's really starting to get on my last fucking nerve.
Get the hell outta here. Ain't nobody got time for that!



That is not what you were telling me just now. In fact it's the complete opposite. Wait... Unless you're "trolling" now.

Topic What are you into?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 10:06



Personally and well maybe its a British thing but that was kinda long winded tbh I just told him he was an arsehole when he did it to me.....just sayin you could have saved all that typing in one word angel7



Um, no you didn't... You posted in a long winded fashion as well and then got all mad because I said funny things then you even got moderators involved because I was making fun of you and "T" and your butthurt was deep. It was so funny.

You and T need to get a life kiera. (And a text book on proper grammar, Jesus Christ!)

Topic What are you into?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 09:57



There was no judgement of the OP. There was a humorous comment and a personal preference stated. I am really tired of your personal insults and attacks when I do not insult you or mention you.

I repeat (and will continue to whenever you personally attack me for no reason):

Wow. Looks like we’ve got a troll trying to attack people on this site, derail meaningful dialog and control our conversation. I suggest that this forum doesn’t give them that power by ignoring their unproductive comments and continuing our discussion, or even take a moment to create a guideline for how we want to deal with trolls.

I just want to have a productive conversation. dontknow Just wondering about your bullshit fetish is all. Jeez.

Okay, are you going to start the discussions now on how you and Lush are going to deal trolls? Like, the guideline thingy. I'm kinda excited about that.

Topic Describe your penis as a movie title
Posted 20 Jul 2013 09:36



Nah... More like "Gone in 60 Seconds" evil4

The first pop in the ring maybe. Then it becomes "The Hours".

Topic Describe your pussy in a movie title.
Posted 20 Jul 2013 09:20

No Country for Old Men

Toy Story

Eat, Pray, Love

Wanted

Tight Spot

The 7 Year Itch

Taken

Freddy Got Fingered

The Bone Collector

8 Heads in a Duffel Bag

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

The Gift

Bring it on

Pretty in Pink

You forgot Big Fish.

Topic Describe your penis as a movie title
Posted 20 Jul 2013 09:09



And here I thought of "X-Men - The Last Stand" for you...

You mean how like my dick is like a goddamn magneto for your ring? Yeah that too.

Topic Describe your pussy in a movie title.
Posted 20 Jul 2013 09:04

Let the right one in

laughing8

Topic Describe your penis as a movie title
Posted 20 Jul 2013 09:01



sign5

You sure it's not Lord of the Rings?

laughing8 I like that! No more High School Musical 3. It's Lord of the Rings now.



Was thinking more along the lines of "Small Soldiers"

I'm thinking that's more for my swimmers, not my wang.

Topic What are you into?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 01:19



I repeat (and will continue to whenever you personally attack me for no reason):

Wow. Looks like we’ve got a troll trying to attack people on this site, derail meaningful dialog and control our conversation. I suggest that this forum doesn’t give them that power by ignoring their unproductive comments and continuing our discussion, or even take a moment to create a guideline for how we want to deal with trolls.

Wait, you're gonna say it every time?

But I thought you said that you and lush were going to create a guideline for dealing with trolls and such. Is this it?

Anyway, you still haven't really addressed the fact that you judged the original poster for being into bondage and shit when you are big into bullshit yourself. It's hypocritical, just saying.

Topic What are you into?
Posted 19 Jul 2013 23:56



Wow. Looks like we’ve got a troll trying to attack people on this site, derail meaningful dialog and control our conversation. I suggest that this forum doesn’t give them that power by ignoring their unproductive comments and continuing our discussion, or even take a moment to create a guideline for how we want to deal with trolls.

Troll? I'm a socialite you fucking fool.


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Topic What are you into?
Posted 19 Jul 2013 23:50



Yeah, you should be more productive. We're discussing bondage and shit.

You're supposed to ignore me not feed my unproductive comments. Because lush is about productivity.

On a serious note. When is the roundtable discussion about dealing with trolls to commence? happy1

Topic "Being myself" hasn't worked...
Posted 19 Jul 2013 22:06

Greetings gentlemen, and any ladies reading this!

I've sort of made peace with this issue, but I've not had luck with men in my life. I've been picked on as a kid, and my brother has treated me horribly (so I refuse to call him, unless he calls me) and as a result, I've been a bit afraid of men for a long time. I've had crushes on guys and guys ONLY, but if I approached them, they always turned me down. After decades of this, I told myself, "just concentrate on yourself, and getting a career or better job, make some money, and live your life. You probably won't ever meet a guy, so just get on with it, and don't base your life's happiness on whether or not you get a boyfriend" (I was 39 when I made this declaration, and never had a boyfriend--I'd dated guys, but never a boyfriend.) A few months after I made this declaration, someone who had read some of my writing a few months before, who had commented on it, contacted me and we started emailing. We eventually went out, and I finally had a relationship.

I was attracted to him and everything, and the first couple months it seemed okay, but then it went downhill. Long story short, we were together for 3 1/2 years. I learned some things I should have learned when I was 20, but one thing I haven't learned is why I've not had good luck when it comes to men.

I could not seduce anyone to save my life. I feel invisible. And I'd like to know how much self-esteem and confidence play in the whole man-woman thing. I was more accomplished than my boyfriend (I was 12 years older) but he was threatened that I eventually made more money than he did (I was working three jobs) and dismissed the writing I do (he called it G-rated porn) and told me a book project I'd wanted to work on was stupid.

But long before I met him, I never knew how to talk to men, and even now, sometimes they condescend to me. I feel like sometimes I have this tattoo on my forehead that is visible only to men, and it says, "treat me like shit." I don't know if it's my looks or what. I have a weak chin, which I've been self-conscious about for YEARS. Even when I was slender, I had bad luck with men. The men I was always attracted to were always taken, and the available guys I was not attracted to.

There's a guy I've known for 10 years, and I could probably have been his girlfriend, but I am not attracted to him. Even though I am overweight, I exercise, and I like to go out and do stuff--check out the street fairs and festivals, go to amusement parks, take walks, things like that. This guy is way too overweight to do stuff like that, and I don't want to sit around and just eat all the time with him. I am not the kind of woman who can wrap guys around her finger (I'd love to know what that's like) so it's not like I can say, "hey, let's walk around the mall for a while," or "hey, let's go to the gym."

A friend suggested I go on Match.com after my breakup, and for kicks, I saw some of the guys that were "matches" but I am not attracted to any of them, nor do their profiles seem particularly interesting to me.

I am the kind of woman that you don't notice. I've wondered why men seem to ignore me, and everyone has told me, "just be yourself." Well, being "myself" is not what men want. I've wondered where I've gone wrong. I think it's way too late for me, because I've looked and wondered and I can't find the answer. It can't be the fact that I'm overweight, because I've seen (and I've known) morbidly obese women who have husbands or guy friends, and one that I know personally is downright narcissistic. She used to say mean things to me until she pushed my button one too many times and I got back at her and told her I was tired of her shit.

It would be nice on occasion to step out with a guy that I dig, but I've had bad luck with men, and feel that if I advertise on a site, I'll attract some real weirdos (I worked with someone who went on to murder a local professor, and his accomplices were caught, but the guy I worked with wasn't caught until about six or seven years ago.) I'm getting really good feedback on my writing, and I'm trying to get through a financial crisis (which I think will end in a few months), so I've got some things to look forward to, but I wonder where I've gone wrong when it comes to men. The guy I've felt the most confident with ran off to marry a girlfriend (whom I didn't know about until my friend came back to town and told me about her). I knew the marriage would end, and I was right. My friend moved back to town, and I contacted him to ask what happened to us (I am not sure why he kept her a secret; if we were just friends, why wouldn't he tell me about her until the last minute) and he apologized, but we have not resumed our friendship. I emailed him a few times, and he responded, but the last time I emailed him it was last summer and he never wrote me back.

Any thoughts?

Look, not trying to be a dick... But guys don't like girls that talk endlessly... I zoned out after the first paragraph.

Topic Do you shave your cock clean? When did you start?
Posted 19 Jul 2013 21:58

I started shaving it this morning, I just finished now at 10 PM. Make of that what you will.

Topic What are you into?
Posted 19 Jul 2013 21:51



Shitting while in bondage sounds very messy, but each to their own, I guess. To me that'd be a kink best left unexplored.

What about bullshit... I know you're into that.

Topic Men's Look Trends - too metrosexual or edgy and cool?
Posted 19 Jul 2013 21:34

My job requires I suit and tie it mostly, sometimes even the tuxedo for social events, etc. My sailing and leisure togs reflect "upscale" though I have jeans and stuff, too. That said, I don't own any yoga pants or jogging suits or any of that sloppy look wear. On the other hand, I don't wear any makeup of any kind and my manners - though gentlemanly - are manly enough, I think. LOL I deal with entertainment types everyday, so I see plenty of "metrosexuals" of all varieties and styles. I don't judge, but neither do I emulate. It's just not me.

Why is this so funny? laughing8

It's really great.

Topic Why do guys jack off?
Posted 19 Jul 2013 21:30


Why do guys jack off?


Why do guys take a shit?

Topic I have heard that women can tell if a man is wearing boxers, can you?
Posted 19 Jul 2013 19:53

If you look at the whole package as he's walking towards you'll get an idea. But I don't just stare at his junk...just like I wouldn't want a guy just staring at my boobs.

We like it though.

Topic Giving and taking
Posted 19 Jul 2013 18:18

Ok guys... Not that I have tried this.. But was just wondering... If u got a blowjob from another guy does that make you bi? Or does it make u bi if u give the blowjob?

If you say "no homo" then it's not bi or gay. Either way.

But if you don't say "no homo" then its hella gay. Either way.