Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 12:11

I always thought of myself as Nutella instead of vanilla.

Sprite's not the only one that likes to get inspiration from the grocery store... drunken

Sex with you is like this?


Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 11:48

you're trying to hard, Jack, it smells of desperation. obviously you can tell when you're out classed.

Looks like I win. Again.

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 11:44

here's the one you'll need to get to MY level.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?

Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 11:19

sometimes i feel the need to stoop to your level, puto.

You're going to need one of these to get to my level.

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 11:10

sorry, no go - it's already well documented that i am the original kitty girl. plus, if you'll look carefully, the dog has no balls... that's pretty much you in a nutshell. :)

The un-cleverness of this post is shocking.

Topic Are you too clever..?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 11:08

sounds like someone needs to pop a couple of midol and change their tampon.

Comparing men to women to imply weakness is disgusting, antiquated and frankly, it offends me. Women are just as strong as men.

I would like to apologize on sprite's behalf to any young members reading this.

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 11:00

Jack, you're the dog. pretty much everyone else figured that one out. get with the program.

That dog looks blonde. Plus everyone knows I use a black and white cat as my avatar. Take Liz' subtle hint. You lost this one.

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 10:57

Looks like I'm winning in that picture...

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 10:45

it would be a lot for someone publishing for the first time, though. lyrics are always a nice touch, but unless they are integral to the plot, it's probably wiser to just mention the song title.

It's not that much.. A starving artist spends way more on paints and supplies before they even consider selling a piece. Plus those prices were from some of the more popular songs of all time. I'm sure indie music or just less popular music is way more affordable to use. Like the George Michael song was cheap - yeah he sucks - but that was only 200. Some indie artists might even let you use it free if you play the advertising angle.

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 08 Aug 2013 10:40

Wait, so this doesn't have anything to do with guys sticking their cocks in tubs of Häagen-Dazs? scratch

That sounds more fun on paper, trust me. Once you realize how cold the ice cream feels, it's a rather limp endeavor.

Topic Using Song Lyrics in a story
Posted 08 Aug 2013 10:35

This is a really interesting article on how much it costs an author to licence song lyrics (if anyone is interested):

That doesn't seem like that much really. Especially for an established author who knows they will sell books. I have used lyrics before and in all but one instance they weren't really needed to tell the story though. Even when I felt the lyrics were perfect I still could have written around using them but 500-1000 doesn't seem like all that much for a novel. Especially if they are perfect for a plot twist reveal or part of the ending or something like that.

Topic Menstrual Cramp Remedies
Posted 08 Aug 2013 10:21

I'm sure it could, but it could be a bit sticky. Luckily, someone posted an 'alternative' way to clean your anus with a dildo in the shower, so you should be good to go and there won't be any sticky residue up your bum. bootyshake thumbup

I was just confused. Thought it was to be used locally at first.

Sounds like you speak from experience.

Carry on.

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 07 Aug 2013 22:39

Topic Are you too clever..?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 22:23

OG... prison talk eh?

You got some 'splaining to do now, Rickie Regaeman Man

OG = Original Grandpa

Rickie? Do you think I'm someone's fakie? confused1 I think I'm sad now. Take the tin foil cap off dude.

Topic Playing on peoples emotions.
Posted 07 Aug 2013 21:52

Are you referring to what goes on out in the real world or what occurs online? They are very different environments.

And yes, most in the real world know exactly what they are doing. I call 'em predators, chainsaws, gold diggers . Whatever.

The key is to recognize when you're being played...and hell, turn it around on them.

You were the target of gold diggers?

I want to hear that story. Surely no one has ever targeted you because of the money... Tell us a story.

The key is to recognize when you're being played... and hell, turn it around on them.


Topic Are you too clever..?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 21:41

Shake it and fake it til you make it, Jack.

You're constantly nipping at all the big dogs ankles. And what is your gain? Some degree of notoriety?

I'm wearing you like mud on my cape. 'Course I always have.

Put your keystone light down, son.

Big dog... Yes you are. You are the big dog of the internet. Not gonna argue that. It's why I look on in awe. There goes wmm, internet OG.

Topic PRISM, The NSA and your right to privacy
Posted 07 Aug 2013 20:47

A timely and possibly profitable diversion.

Qaeda Messages Prompt U.S. Terror Warning

"Obama administration officials publicly declined to discuss what specific information had prompted the increased alarm and alerts, citing a desire to protect classified sources and methods.

But intercepting electronic communications is one of the National Security Agency’s main jobs, as the documents leaked by Edward J. Snowden, a former N.S.A. contractor, have only underscored. At the request of intelligence officials, The New York Times withheld some details about the intercepted communications.

Some analysts and Congressional officials suggested Friday that emphasizing a terrorist threat now was a good way to divert attention from the uproar over the N.S.A.'s data-collection programs, and that if it showed the intercepts had uncovered a possible plot, even better."

The old guy's use of links, italics and bolding gives this post a sense of urgency which is refreshing for this topic. The pep in his step makes me want to care about this. It makes me feel like I can make a difference. Look at him go.

+1 wmm

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 18:32

see my previous reply, please. Regaeman Man

You don't want me to see? Like, wear a blindfold? Kinky.

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 18:28

You wanna to turn your two scoops of vanilla into a sundae, girl?

Topic What exactly is Vanilla Sex?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 18:13

I always thought it was fucking a white girl.

Topic Menstrual Cramp Remedies
Posted 07 Aug 2013 16:43

Can it be used as lube for a more direct application?

Topic Thoughts on Anthony Weiner's wife - Huma Abedin?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 15:20

I think you read me wrong.

I wish I could observe you in your natural habitat.

Topic Playing on peoples emotions.
Posted 07 Aug 2013 15:17

LOL, welcome to life.

Topic Do Shy Girls Intimidate You?
Posted 07 Aug 2013 14:53

Just wondering if you ever get intimidated by girls that are quiet and keep to themselves more than others

You mean how like shy girls will sometimes put off a vibe that they aren't into a guy because they are nervous. Making them seem unattainable or like they don't like me?

No, not really. Try not to do that though if you're shy. It's hard enough approaching chicks for a lot of guys as it is.

Topic Shark Week
Posted 07 Aug 2013 14:32

Shark: Hey, Dolphins, can you please get off my lawn?

Dolphin 1: Fuck you puto!

Shark: I asked you nicely, please guys, this is a nice neighborhood.

Dolphin 2: What'choo tryin' to say homes? That we ain't nice? We can be real nice ey...

Dolphin 3: Yeah, real nice vato, we loving. You gon' get some love from all the homies.

Shark: Come on guys, that's not what I meant.

Dolphin 1: What did you mean ey?

Dolphin 3: Ey cabrones! Get over here ey, I tink da Shark got some ting to say... ey.

Shark: Look, you are real nice fellas. How about I let you hang out, chill, is that what the kids say now? I'll go back into my house?

Dolphin 5: Chill? Did dis puto say chill?

Dolphin 10: Relax ey, he don' mean nutting by it. Right pinche shark pendejo?

Dolphin 5: Fuck dat! Chill? Chill like some chicken of the sea chit, some tuna bull-chit!

Dolphin 6: My moms gots caught up in one of those nets ey!

Dolphin 1: Ey, calm down guay... Da shark is going back inside. It's cool.

Shark: Sorry fellas. Carry on.

Dolphin 5: Das right chark. You go fucking chill.


Shark: I'm so tired of these dang Dolphins. When did this reef become... this?

Shark Wife: I don't know honey. Just let them get drunk and they'll be on their way.

Topic In Praise Of Women Over 40
Posted 07 Aug 2013 14:12

I've seen this before, and I always say the same thing: This can be applied to any given woman who fits these traits, whether she's 40 or 22. And not all women over 40 fit this bill. There are whiny, insecure, obsessive women over 40. I mean I get what the guy was trying to do, but...meh.

And that red lipstick bit threw me completely for the okey doke. That was complete rubbish.

Just let the guy play his angle and stop blocking, jfc.

Topic Looking at boobs is healthy
Posted 06 Aug 2013 18:23

I'm sure that the ten minute stare-o-thon was accompanied by intense, vigorous masturbation that would be equivalent to a 30 minute normal workout. Epic jerking off when you have a substantial salami makes you break a sweat if you really get in there and beat on it like you're playing a fucking whack-a-mole arcade game. This article is probably true.

Topic Are you too clever..?
Posted 06 Aug 2013 17:34

But I never thought it was possibly because I may have been too clever for my own good.


You can safely go on thinking that it wasn't because you're too clever.

Topic Wondering If I Am The Only One....... House in Order
Posted 05 Aug 2013 22:49

You mean this is it? My personality will never get better like my cooking or nursing skills? Just shit! You went and popped that balloon Felix. Thanks!

If you can cook well and nurse a guy when he's being a baby when sick then that is all the personality you need.

*coughs* I feel a bit under the weather.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 05 Aug 2013 22:30

Yes, she's awesome. Yes, she's topless.