Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Are Cougars Real?
Posted 21 Aug 2013 21:50

No it is not. In fact, when you'll be facing such a specimen political reasoning will be the least of your worry. Trust me.

'Panthers' and 'Cougars' do not share the same basic instincts, and a clear distinction therefore has to be made to ensure their respective capture.

You surely don't want to approach a Panther like you would a Cougar, and vice versa.

- Taming a Cougar requires previous training, patience and tact.

- Taming a Panther requires sheer force, intuition and a whip.

This just sounds racist.

Topic Are Cougars Real?
Posted 21 Aug 2013 21:28

Look, all kidding aside... You guys can tell your jokes and laugh, laughing like a bunch of school girls on the playground.

But I asked a question and no one has answered it for me.

If it's an older black woman is it politically incorrect to call her a panther?

C'mon, lets talk turkey here.

Topic Feedback on adding a "Cuckold" category
Posted 21 Aug 2013 21:15

I wish I could remember the title of this story but I think it may not be on the site anymore... But there was this lush "couple" and the girl wrote a cuckhold story for her lush man and the story was about three huge black dudes having their way with her then after they were done with her the three black dudes fucked the lush boyfriend up his ass repeatedly. It was the best story ever... The part that killed me though was in the comments section the lush boyfriend was just like, "nice story babe" and that's it. It was the best!

Topic Are Cougars Real?
Posted 21 Aug 2013 21:06

Pssshhh...Was that meant to be a "funny"? oh em gee...

Topic Are Cougars Real?
Posted 21 Aug 2013 21:02

Can we believe it all?


Topic Are Cougars Real?
Posted 21 Aug 2013 20:51

If a panther falls out of a tree and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Are you talking about an older black woman falling out of a tree or like a panther panther?

Topic Are Cougars Real?
Posted 21 Aug 2013 20:46

Who owns your life?

What? Are you drunk or something?

If it's an older black woman is it politically incorrect to call her a panther?

Topic Are Cougars Real?
Posted 21 Aug 2013 20:42

Oh my God.

Answer the question.

Topic Are Cougars Real?
Posted 21 Aug 2013 20:26

If it's an older black woman is it politically incorrect to call her a panther?

Topic Story Posters
Posted 21 Aug 2013 20:03

I wanted this poster to look like the title screen of a 70's crime exploitation film.

Click here to read.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 21 Aug 2013 19:55


Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 21 Aug 2013 19:53


Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 21 Aug 2013 19:41

This video is pretty awesome.


Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 21 Aug 2013 19:37

Well, I think for a man, you got way too much junk in your trunk. Maybe you should consider a sex change to match your butt.

You make considerations for changing hairstyle I think!

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 21 Aug 2013 02:01

I honestly dont understand you at all.

You asked for an honest opinion and i said i dont like it, Then you said my opinion was wrong.

If you dont like the truth dont ask for it, Idiot

For you to not understand not a surprise to me! You are not the understand type, yes? You are foolish blind girl. You shop at walmart!

Go get seeing eye exam before comment on the ass of god like person. You are mere mortal that cast gaze on the ass. You make me laugh long length. More laughs than righteous man with name of Gallagher. that smash many times the fruit under the mighty hammer.

Topic Wealth Destruction
Posted 21 Aug 2013 01:38

I do make a mockery from time to time, that's true. But it's more a matter of how you interact than the beliefs you hold that have become the object of my mockery. You've presented yourself as the "proselytizing individualist" guy, for whom it's not enough to simply allow others to disagree with you. No, you apparently feel it's your duty (to what authority, I'm not sure) to confront everyone with your values, presented as ultimate truth. Then, to whatever degree people engage you, they either submit to your supposedly infallible ethos, or they're classified as bullshitting idiots in denial of the overwhelming fallacies that up until that moment, they lived in slavery to. I'm not sure if this is because you're so super-earnest about politics that you take it personally when others don't see the world the way you see it, or if it's just your personality to go around declaring others to be either dumb or in denial whenever they disagree with you about anything.

So yes, I'm preconditioned based on your past behavior, but one need not look beyond the history of just this thread to make my point. Monocle's done a decent job of pointing this out too, but let's review. You posited a question, and subsequent questions and requests for clarifications were made. Some of us felt that an unequivocal answer was unattainable based on the info given. So, instead of just shrugging your shoulders and moving ahead with those that did offer a clear answer, you answered questions by belittling others' intellect, and dismissing what they say and asked as irrelevant, 'babble' and 'bullshit'. Seeing this occur confirmed my suspicion that this wasn't so much an open canvas for a variety of answers, but another exercise in "find those that disagree with me, put them through a series of exercises, the pre-constructed logic of which is only solvable through my personal principles." This, I gather, is part of the worldview that one either is a stalwart individualist or a slave to collectivism, "and through this simple test, you will determine for yourself...."

But not everyone sees the world this way. I venture to say the vast majority don't. And I'm sure you'd say that makes the vast majority deluded...and that's okay.


So back to the question you gave at the top of this thread: when you say "people have a hard time just saying 'not as far as I can tell'", but you aren't sure why, that's because you're assuming that everyone approaches it the way you do, otherwise it would obvious to you (as it is to me) why you're not getting that answer from everyone. To many, the details not given were of greater curiosity, and seemed important in determining the answer. Those who are predisposed to suss out suspected collectivist thought in every facet of life would've given the response you were expecting (which based on your posts, is the only response that doesn't activate the 'individualist logic' follow-up questions).

Nobody's trying to stifle or silence anyone, but just as you feel comfortable alienating others by the way you interact and present your ideas, I certainly feel just as comfortable calling this as I see it. You're apparently secure enough in yourself to declare those who take offense to what you say as "thin-skinned." In doing so, I'm going to deduce that you can get as well as you give. You call others hypocrites, and antagonistic, and dismissive, yet you do the very same things (meta-hypocrisy)? So let's be clear about this: feel free to be just as individualist (or collectivist, or Dadaist, or...) as you want, but regardless of your personal belief system, if you act like a jerk (as you have, at times), you'll find yourself being treated accordingly.

All in all, it seems like a very similar routine to the last time you were active here in the so-called "Think Tank." But feel free to prove me wrong...or not.

This lady has grown quite a pair. Cut them off one ball. Get her. Win the internet back from her uppity ass.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 21 Aug 2013 01:10

It may not have been half so funny if I'd bothered to look at the picture.

Thanks you general obvious! If you look at picture it would be sexy not funny. Thank to you for letting us know the obvious, general! You look at picture and you make the paper mâché of the tissue. I laugh at this hobby.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 21 Aug 2013 01:02

excuse me. i have great taste.. sorry im not into old men like you

You will do best to continue without thought like is customary with you.

Topic wat do u think ladies
Posted 21 Aug 2013 01:01

You're asking ladies if they like your bum?
Errrrm.........this one would reply with a resounding "NO", if I can lay tenuous claim to the honorific "Lady".

I laugh my assholes off at this lady. errrmm you can lay the claim to tenuous "whore" if anything! I give allowance to you to make the self sex to my ass more if like. Continue silent appreciation of the ass of perfection.

Topic Lush to me
Posted 21 Aug 2013 00:45

comments are appreciated, whether good , bad or indifferent

I thought it was stupid. That's just me. Don't take it personal. Just let it be.

Topic Do some guys lie about measuring?
Posted 21 Aug 2013 00:40

Wait a minute UK isnt on that either!!

OK I researched that .. UK men are on the chart that starts at 12 inches and above .. phew I thought we had been left out.

LOL isn't the scotch bonnet from the UK? Those look about right.

Purely for ego. They determined they were off the charts.

Sounds about right.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 19 Aug 2013 22:56


On a boat on my sailing ship on my own
far away from it give me death, but don't give me this
I'll pass if that's ok

to rave on
rave on
so rave on
rave on

in a class where you got her name
feel your lovers lips on your favorite day
in your mother's arm's when you blast away
I'll pass if that's ok

on a stage where you love to play
on your knees look for words to say
thank God every single day
I'll pass if that's ok

to rave on
rave on
so rave on
rave on

on a boat on the sailing ship, of my own
far away from it, give me death but don't give me this
I'll pass if that's ok

to rave on
rave on
so rave on
rave on

to rave on
rave on
so rave on
rave on

Topic Penis Numbing
Posted 19 Aug 2013 20:58


Topic Do some guys lie about measuring?
Posted 19 Aug 2013 20:05

This must have been a study that excluded the continent of Africa.

Topic Sex in Vehicles Survey (Cars, Trucks, Limousines etc)
Posted 19 Aug 2013 19:57

I just read your profile....You just want to know this stuff so you can get off on the answers people leave you. I thought I had seen everything...

Same and couldn't agree more T dontknow

Wow, you and T must be detectives or something.

Topic Wealth Destruction
Posted 19 Aug 2013 03:16

Perhaps if you would post a critical thinking exercise, I would show you how it's done.

If one ball is not there to clang against the other ball? Does it make a noise at all?

If there is no pair does anyone really care?

If no one cares, does one ball act out of despair?

Topic The Man - The Master
Posted 19 Aug 2013 02:32

According to ISFJ relates to the "Guardian" type "Protector" - link:

INFJ would correlate to the Keirsey "Idealist" role of "Counsellor", who as you say make up a much smaller percentage of the population (1-3%) -

I based my evaluation of the man in the poem being an ISFJ on how he is described. The description paints a circumspect individual, so Introvert (I) rather an Extrovert (E). From the first line sensitivity and empathy are seen as key personality factors these would steer towards Sensing (S) and Feeling (F) as opposed to the more objective Intuition (N) and Thinking (T) traits. The last one is a bit more a guess but I'd say the more focussed and planned aspects of Judging (J) are more apt than the improvised aspects of Perceiving (P).

I guess it's just semantics then because if you google "the protector personality type" INFJ is the first thing that pops up. ISFJ does too afterword then INFJ again.

Like Myers-Brigg Protectors.

Or this more generic one

The way Keirsey describes it sounds right too, I guess, and the generic label of protector or guardian or counselor seems irrelevant.

The internets claim adolph hitler and Mahatma Ghandhi were both INFJs.

Marilyn Manson and George Harrison too.

I find that sorta crazy.

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 18 Aug 2013 11:50


Topic Have you been told that you bear a resemblance
Posted 18 Aug 2013 10:50

Spot on!!!!

Oh and the one holding the knife, .... So me!!! Either that or my gun ;)

This one of Milla Jovovich reminds me of you too.

Topic period sex
Posted 18 Aug 2013 10:43

Since when? Never stopped you before! angel7

Since never, you're right. Thank goodness for the b-hole, ey?