Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 May 2013 10:24

I've been sleeping for forty days and
Yeah, I know that I'm sleeping cause this dream 's too amazing
She got gold doorknobs where her eyes used to be, yeah
One turn and I learned what it really means to see, yeah

It's the magical mystery kind
Must be a lie
Bye bye to the too good to be true kind of love
Oooooh I could die
Oooooh now, I could die

Now I've been sleeping for sixty days and
Nobody better pinch me
Bitch I swear, go crazy
She got jumper cable lips
She got sunset on her breath

I inhaled just a little bit
Now I got no fear of death

It's the magical mystery kind
Must be a lie
Bye bye to the too good to be true kind of love
Oooooh I could die
Oooooh now, I could die

It's the magical mystery kind
Must be a lie
Bye bye to the too good to be true kind of love
Oooooh I could die
Oooooh now, I could die

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 May 2013 08:04

If you're listening , whoa oh oh oh oh oh
Sing it back, whoa oh oh oh oh oh
String from your tether unwinds
(String from your tether unwinds) whoa oh, whoa oh
Up and outward to bind
(Up and outward to bind) whoa oh, whoa oh

I was spinning free , whoa oh oh oh oh oh
With a little sweet and simple numbing me.

Are you listening? whoa oh oh oh oh oh
Sing it back , whoa oh oh oh oh oh
So tell me what do I need
(tell me what do I need) whoa oh, whoa oh
When words lose their meaning
(When words lose their meaning) whoa oh, whoa oh

I was spinning free, whoa oh oh oh oh oh
With a little sweet and simple numbing me.
Yeah, stumble till you crawl , whoa oh oh oh oh oh
Sinking into sweet uncertainty

(Are you listening? Are you listening?)

If you're listening, whoa oh oh oh oh oh
If you're listening, are you listening?
Sing it back, whoa oh oh oh oh oh
If you're listening, are you listening?
I'm still running away
(I'm still running away) whoa oh, whoa oh
Won't play your hide and seek game
(your hide and seek game) whoa oh, whoa oh

I was spinning free, whoa oh oh oh oh oh
With a little sweet and simple numbing me.
What a dizzy dance, whoa oh oh oh oh oh
This sweetness will not be concerned with me.
No the sweetness will not be concerned with me.
No the sweetness will not be concerned with me.

Topic Breast feeding in public.
Posted 14 May 2013 17:18

don't lie to me and tell me you never took a piss in public, Jack. we all know better. :)

I have yeah... But I shouldn't have to hide it. It's natural GODDAMMIT!

Topic My girlfriend's mother fucking hates me
Posted 14 May 2013 17:15

or worse, what if Magical Felix was dating your daughter? holy fuck, i am SO not ever having kids now!

I usually have the moms totally fooled. Moms are easy. Moms love me.

Topic My girlfriend's mother fucking hates me
Posted 14 May 2013 16:47

Alright so this was the deal in 1978-1980... It's not happening now, but...

That woman was the very definition of Cold Fish... I dated her youngest daughter for almost 3 years and was never invited to a holiday or family dinner.

Hell, I was never invited inside the in not through the fucking front door. I had their daughter home before the 11pm curfew, then before the midnight curfew...then (well she was at college the third year and there was no curfew - and by that time I didn't give a shit about the familial home...I wanted her room mate out of her dorm room on weekends).

So, do you deal with a parent who apparently doesn't like you, just because you aren't the guy she wants her daughter to be infatuated with?

ps...Me and the girl's father got along pretty well, but he didn't wear the pants in the family as he never invited me inside or out to his back deck either.

The mother even asked me on a phone call (around month 34 or so of us dating steadily)... "I hope you and Marilyn have never had..."

"No, Ma'am...your daughter and I have never......"

Yeah, I wasn't going to be a total asshole about the whole thing. "Your daughter and I invented about 7 new positions, Mrs Smith, you'd be a grandmother by now, except we both know you can't get pregnant by swallowing cum."

How do you deal with a parent who detests the very sight of you...while you're in love with their daughter (or son)?

That can't be the only time a parent didn't like you... I mean I would be pretty annoyed if my daughter was all about wellmademale too... Can you imagine? wellmademale is dating your daughter? fuuuuck that.

Topic Are you a true pussy eater?
Posted 14 May 2013 16:44

Truer than the streets, muthafucka.

Topic Short Girls
Posted 14 May 2013 16:42

Tallest: 6'2"

That's a big bitch.

Topic Breast feeding in public.
Posted 14 May 2013 16:22

PPL need to stop being so sensitive about breast feeding in public. It's natural and for the ones who complain should know they were breast feed in public so grow up.

Pissing and shitting is natural too. Just sayin

Topic What is the last dream you had that you remember?
Posted 14 May 2013 09:15

I dreamt that I was at a fancy restaurant waiting for a table and I was typing out a text with my phone up in front of me. Brad Pitt was waiting too and he was being such a prick because he thought I was taking his picture, which I wasn't. So I was like, "fuck off Brad, no one wants your picture..." and that was that. So after a bit Barack Obama walks in and he was like, "what up Jack? Is this place the shit or what?" and I tried to talk to Obama but then Brad was pretending to be my buddy now so he could get at Barack. Such a bullshitter... We took a group picture then my alarm went off.

Topic Breast feeding in public.
Posted 14 May 2013 09:02

I see it everyday in my house. My youngest daughter nurses my granddaughter in public. It is a very natural thing. If there are visitors in thee house she covers up, but still nurses. I don't look at her in lust. I admire that her body can provide nourishment for her child. I have several woman friends who nurse in public. They are open about letting me see them. They ask for my help when pumping milk from their breasts.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 14 May 2013 08:32

I am a man, man, man, man
Up, up in the air
And I run around, round, round, round this down town and act like I don't care.
So when you see me flying by the planet's moon,
You don't need to explain if everything's changed
Just know I'm just like you.


So I pull the switch, the switch, the switch inside my head.
And I see black, black, green,and brown, brown, brown and blue, yellow, violets, red.
And suddenly a light appears inside my brain
And I think of my ways, I think of my days and know that I have changed.

It's the colors you have
No need to be sad.
It really ain't that bad.

It's the colors you have
No need to be sad.
You've still got your health.

So mistress, mistress have you been up to the roof?
He shot himself, self
There's blood on the wall
'cause he couldn't face the truth.

Oh, knock that down, leave the ground and find some space
And tell your friends, friends,
You'll be back again, gain
Before it's too late.

It's the colors you have
No need to be sad.
It really ain't that bad.

Oooooooooh, it's the colors you have
No need to be sad.
It really ain't that bad

It's the colors you have
No need to be sad.
You've still got your health.

So I am a man, man, man, man
Up, up in the air
And I float around, 'round, 'round this downtown
And know I shouldn't care.
So when you see us there out in the open road
You don't need to explain
If everything's changed
Just know that you don't know.

We call it life
Oh yeah, that's what we call it.
We can't call it at all.
We call it life
Oh yeah, that's what we call it.
When you can't call it at all.
Yeah, we call it
Oh yeah that's what we call it.
We do it for love, sweet love.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 14 May 2013 08:16

Well our mama's they left us
And our daddy's took a ride
And we walked out of the castle
And we held our head up high
Well we once were the Jesters
In your Kingdom by the sea
And now we're out to be the masters
For to set our spirits free - set free

We Want to feel ya!
We don't mean to kill ya!
We come back to Heal ya - Janglin soul
Edward and the Magnetic Zeros

Well your wartime is Funny
Your guns don't bother me
I said we're out to prove the truth of
The man from Galilei
Well your laws are for Dummies, yes
Your institutions dead
I say we're out to blow the trumpet
To wake you all from bed - from bed


We carry the mail
We carry it home
We carry the Mail now
We carry it home
Scare up your Letters
Give us your Tails
Blowing like Whale now to
Magnetic Ears

Topic Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman dies due to liver failure
Posted 08 May 2013 13:14


The dude from slayer died of liver failure huh? Who could have seen that coming.

Topic Safe words online?
Posted 08 May 2013 12:37

Really? Surely you can do this without those names.

Oh, that was my safe word. Just answering the question. icon_smile

Topic Safe words online?
Posted 08 May 2013 12:36

My safe word online is......Slipperywhenwet2012 - Online

Oh shit....thats my happy word.

My safe word online is.......shush?

That's it. Forum privileges revoked. Beginning immediately!

I'm sorry you had to see this folks...move along...nothing to see here.

^^^Awwwwwww! This was the cutest, sweetest, thing I have ever read on lush. My heart can't take it. And in the BDSM section no less.

Topic Yeah you look ok... but your collarbones are too high
Posted 08 May 2013 12:32

I think you guys are being too hard on the cover designer. What may seem, to the untrained eye, as sliming her down and changing her collar bones to make her appear superhumanly attractive isn't that at all. They were just trying to find space for all that fucking type on the cover... Notice how there is barely any space to work with. Of course if you bring the shoulders in a bit the collar bone is too high. The dude was just making space for all that bullshit on the cover. Look how close the type is. It would have looked awful to put it over her hips.

Topic Kidnapped Woman Found After 10 Years Along With Other Women...
Posted 08 May 2013 12:27

I know, right? I see a Lifetime movie in the making.

Dave Chapelle should play him in the movie. That would be the best movie ever made. Like everyone is totally serious about the roles and it's directed by some acclaimed director. Bob Hoskins playing all three brothers in a special effects and makeup breakthrough. Jennifer Lawrence as the girl who escapes.

Then you got Chapelle as Ramsey.

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 07 May 2013 11:34

It's amazing how you cherry pick your arguments and dismiss or simply ignore ANY fact put forward. Rather boring really. Doesn't make for a constructive, sad to say, all thats left for me to cherry pick is your closed mind, your ignorance...OH! And that little weenie. But then it ain't the meat it's the motion, isn't it?

But it does beg the question...why do guys with little dicks have the smallest brains and the biggest mouths?

Oh that is just his modus operandi. He says insults in his replies to you but if you insult him back he focuses on that rather than the facts you presented. It is just misdirection to save face. He is only saving face amongst the simpler types. But still.

Topic Serial Killers and their prevalance.
Posted 07 May 2013 11:19

I've never thought of it like this before that but now you've said it, it makes so much sense.

What I said may be a valid theory as to why the california serial killer does what he does but I think the others may be right. It's not really that there are more serial killers in these countries, these countries are just better at catching and reporting them.

Topic Safe words online?
Posted 07 May 2013 11:12

don't mess with my secret boyfriend, Jack, or i'll piss on your leather couch (again). :)


Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 06 May 2013 21:56

Okay... That's one hypothesis. Not a very likely one, but it is one. We could go with that.


We could actually research the laws that affect firearms sales. We could discover how the Interstate Commerce Clause has been interpreted to apply to firearms sales. If we did, we would find out that there are particularly strict statutes and codes that regulate how firearms are sold. We would find out that the laws that govern firearms sales when sold by Federal Firearms License holders apply no matter what the venue, and that it doesn't matter a rat's ass whether the sale happens at a "gun show", at his normal place of business, or the corner booth at Denny's.

We would also find out that there are an entirely different set of laws that apply when the sale happens between two legal, law-abiding private citizens. We would find out that the rules for private-party sales apply whether the sale takes place at a "gun show", a dog and pony show, or my garage.

Of course, if we did the proper research, we would find out that since all laws apply equally, no matter the venue, there really is no such thing as a "gun show loophole". It's just hyperbole, invented by someone with an anti-gun agenda to push. If you researched the laws that govern gun sales, and still chose to prattle on about "closing the gun show loophole", than we would have to assume that either you don't understand the laws, or you choose to ignore them, and push the "gun show loophole" myth because of some agenda of your own.

That's another hypothesis. Of course, I can't tell you what to believe any more than I can make a horse drink after leading him to water. Now, I fully don't expect you to respond to this post with any kind of presentation of fact. I actually expect you to respond with more straw men arguments and ad hominem bullshit, but for some reason, I feel it incumbent upon me to lead you to water, and this is merely my attempt to do so. Drink, if you wish. Stay parched, if such is your desire. As it were.

At one point in history it was the law that you could own a slave too... Because it was law, It does not make it right. Nudie pants is the type of person that needs the law to let him know what is right or wrong because he can't figure it out by himself.

In his opinion, it is right that someone with a clean record can go purchase a gun and then sell it off to someone privately who will do god knows what with it. He thinks that is right. That is like if it were legal for a 21 year old to buy some whisky and then privately sell it to a 12 year old. It is the same thing.

Unfortunately there are many fearful people like this in America that need a gun to feel powerful. It's a shame really that these people's lack of balls and brain power require them to need to feel powerful by other methods. Like having way too many guns and selling them off to randoms at gun shows. Because there are so many weak people like this it keeps so many guns in the hands of people that simply can't handle having that much power. They say time and time again that it's the people that kill... So if people can't be trusted, why give them better tools to lash out with? Makes no sense.

Funny how they say that banning guns wouldn't change the murder rate because people will do it anyway. But it only takes a few minutes to google the murder rate in Japan where guns are illegal and they are serious about enforcing it and the murder rate in California. Both are similar in size. Funny what happens to murder rates when you take the ease of killing away.

I would ask these simple things to nudiepants and he never would have an answer he would just go berserk and cry about me calling him names. I feel it is indicative of the way a gun lover thinks. They feel powerless and need to have some kind of equalizer like a gun on them so people won't question them.

Topic Safe words online?
Posted 06 May 2013 19:15

What's your safe word, Jack.

It's prudent to have one, you know - for the next time Scooter or Nudie or Dude or I are rag-dolling you around the forum.

Just for future reference I think mine shall be: shutthefuckup - that's easy to remember, isn't it, everyone? evil5


Don't break your hip on the way to the pisser tonight, you old twat.

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 06 May 2013 19:12

Wow. That's a whole lotta typing to do when all you really had to do was say, "I have no proof, and I can't find any, so I'm not gonna even try."

The funny part is that you know she's right and you are just banking on the fact that you realize that she realizes you aren't worth the time because you'll just counter with the typical head in sand thing you do. Or you will concentrate on semantics when you are cornered by logic like you always do. It's funny really. You're using the fact that many of the posters here realize you are willfully ignorant.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 06 May 2013 16:36

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 06 May 2013 16:20

I sure hope you aren't calling me "smug".

That wasn't directed at anyone in particular.

But if you wish, you can look at it as rorschach test, but with words. You see what you wanna see.

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 06 May 2013 15:40

Thinking that guns are in danger of being banned because of background checks or because there are more cons than pros to assault rifles or because guns that look like toys shouldn't be marketed to children is downright idiotic.

It's like thinking that all drugs will become legal because they semi legalized pot in a couple of states. People who think this way or just plain stupid. OH MY GOD, they legalized pot, that means my kid is going to become a meth head!!! That is what you morons sound like.

Smugly coming into a thread about a child losing it's life over a growing problem in this country to declare a love of guns to simply get attention is pretty vile as well. I mean really vile. Reminds me of those hateful westboro church people and what they do. The true colors on display here are not red, white and blue. It's puke green.

Topic Breast feeding in public.
Posted 06 May 2013 15:18

It doesn't elicit much emotion from me either way really.

But I can see how it is all about the way it is done. Like if the woman has a shawl, I don't see how anyone can have a problem with this. I can see some women getting annoyed if a pretty young mom just whooped her tit out in front of her husband with no intention of covering anything up though. Or if she had a cucumber titty, I wouldn't want to see that either. I mean, I'm no prize myself but I don't go around flopping a nut out either. So in conclusion, if it is done in a discreet non attention grabbing way, society shouldn't treat it as anything more than a little brat being fed.

Topic Safe words online?
Posted 06 May 2013 15:01

If you don't realize how deep the connection between Master/slave goes you may want to know of which you speak.

LOL, calm down Shakespeare.

A simple look or touch can send a slave off in a direction they may not have seen coming when they are in "heavy" situations or edge play. That makes the situation very fragile at that point, as the slave is in what is called "sub space" and thoroughly connected to their Master. Anything He may say at that point can have much greater weight to it than at other times.

Putting someone so fragile in a situation like that is predatory. I mean you are sitting there typing and the master is going to say something to send someone off the deep end? *holds in a laugh* Excuse me... Where was I? Oh yeah, you are typing on the computer pretending to be a master and then you say something where the sub is going to need a safe word... Even if they say it, the shit you typed is still there so what is the difference...

Also, I imagine you don't just go right into heavy "edge play" with someone you have only talked to for a few minutes right? I mean I don't with my slaves. I get to know them first, see what makes them tic. See what puts those bitches in stitches, know what I'm sayin'? I would imagine you would know this too so if you insist on taking your sub to that dark place they don't like, it seems like you get off on actually abusing them and not pleasuring them.

As someone who has been through this with a few women

Do they keep leaving to look for a better master or something?

it can often come down to trusting the person they are with. If they trust their Master they may be more than willing to try again with someone who they know won't take things too fast and give them an opportunity to have a positive experience to outweigh a previous lovers "bad memories".

Why does it get you off to insist a girl do what makes her feel negative sexually? That is like taking a girl that was molested by a coach and insisting on wearing coach clothes and a whistle for roleplay. It's demented.

In my case..every time I've run into this situation, not only did they consent to try it again, but also they completely enjoyed the experience and wanted to do it again...and again...and again.

Sounds like you don't take no for an answer. Again, sounds predatory.

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 05 May 2013 20:16

Nice show of intellectual capacity. Hope Comifornia is treating you well..

Why would I show intelligence to a retard? That's like showing art to a blind man.

Topic Congrats, gun lovers, you've done it again
Posted 05 May 2013 20:10

I don't know about other states but here in Georgia I've had a background check ran on virtually all the guns I've purchased. You can't take possession until the background check comes back clean. Legally anyhow. There is the blackmarket everywhere I assume. I don't do that.

The thing about street guns (black market guns) is that they are not made in someone's garage. They are usually stolen from someone with too many guns then sold to criminals or exchanged for drugs. If it was really hard to get a gun legally I am sure people would take better care in not getting them stolen... Or say give them away to a nephew who might sell it off or trade it for drugs etc.