Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic is this all really just a fantasy?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 23:37

(Let me go) Will not let you goooooOOOO.
(Let me go) Will not let you goooooOOOO.
(Never, never, never let me go) Ah.
No, no , no , no , no, no, no .

Topic is this all really just a fantasy?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 23:31

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.

Topic is this all really just a fantasy?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 23:26


Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
( Galileo ) Galileo .
( Galileo ) Galileo ,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico OH OH OHHHHH

Edit: two times for saga! haha

Topic is this all really just a fantasy?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 23:19

Mama, ooooOOOOoooOOOooooooooooooooo

I don't wanna die!

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at aaHHHHHHAAAAllllllll!





Topic is this all really just a fantasy?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 23:13

Psst... Where the hell are we in this damn song?

Too late, my tiiiime has come,
Sent shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.

Topic A male orgasm question...
Posted 09 Jul 2013 22:20

There is less to concentrate on during oral or masturbation. Like, during oral I'm not "performing". Plus oral has more stimulation. I mean a girl that is good at oral is rubbing your nuts, massaging your shaft with her tongue, sucking, looking up at you, switching up the stimulation. The vagina isn't that talented.

Topic Impartiality in news reportage.
Posted 09 Jul 2013 21:58

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Lol you fucking dumb shit.

Topic is this all really just a fantasy?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 19:53



and witches, warriors, butterflies, snakes, vampires, wolves, and royalty

And the chicks with dicks.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 09 Jul 2013 19:18

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//www.youtube.com/embed/B0_mcQI13Zg

Topic Am i really that unattractive?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 18:54



I'm not. Jumping to false conclusions seems to be a common thing here.

//www.youtube.com/embed/xRxqY4wuTHw

Topic Cruise for Lushies
Posted 09 Jul 2013 18:52

Like everyone on the boat is from lush? That sounds awful.

Topic is this all really just a fantasy?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 18:45

If I'm not back again this time tomorrooow,
Carry oooooon, carry ooooon as if nothing really matters.

Topic is this all really just a fantasy?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 18:41

Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it allllllll awayyyyyyy!

Topic is this all really just a fantasy?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 18:34

Because I'm easy come, easy go,

Little high , little low ,

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to meeeeee, tooooo me.

Topic is this all really just a fantasy?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 18:25

Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.

Topic Am i really that unattractive?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 17:46



You crack me up. You are wildly intelligent, yet you possess humility.
You have passion, yet display restraint.
You have strong opinions, yet express them reasonably.
You have beliefs that you've examined, and principles you seem to live by.
I have seen you stand up for yourself, and defend others.
You're funny as Hell.

Those are all extremely attractive qualities.




She can be a bit of a fuckhead at times though.

Topic Am i really that unattractive?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 17:42

A false premise. My statement only applies to the women it applies to. Think about who is likely to be left for any length of time in the "single and looking" pool. You'll find a lot of the women I referred to there competing with each other for Mr. Perfect because they worry more about what their girlfriends will think about their guy than whether they deserve the respect of the guy they're pursuing or are capable of earning the trust and respect of the guys they're rejecting.

Thinking any woman or anybody is that simple is a false premise... It actually shows that you have a fundamental misunderstanding of woman because thinking like this makes me feel you only know them from an ignored, bitter distance.

A piece of your life that they haven't earned and don't even try to earn. Extroverts are often like that. Most women and most men are extroverts.


Your response when I asked you to explain what you meant when you said women are "getting what they want" when they are being "parasites" on you.

Thinking people need to earn anything from you, or need to respect you before you show the same to them... Narcissists are often like that.

No, but I would not keep doing them favors if they never did me favors. Would you? That's not a rhetorical question. I would like an honest and relevant answer.


I don't keep tally in the game of life. I am often in a position where I can help someone that can't help me. No, I do not hold it over their head until they return a favor, a favor I don't need. That's not friendship. That's a business partnership.

False assumption not relevant to what I said. They can find other ways to return a favor. many don't bother. They just act entitled to favors, for as long as you let them get away with it. Those are the ones to kick to the curb.

It's very relevant. Since this topic is about dating. Not favor trading...

Some people need more help than others. To be honest, the reason you should help or do a favor for someone is to simply help them, that should be your "reward". I mean if you save someone from drowning do they now owe you their life? At Christmas do you compare how much the gift you gave cost compared to the gift you received? Do you then feel slighted if the gift you gave was more expensive?

I've had and have platonic friendships with women who did not fit the parasite description. I'm advising the OP to learn protect himself from those who do. And when I was seeking a gf, I found many who did.


OP, don't listen to this. If you wish to get a GF, counting the things she does for you before you help her out will not endear you to her.

What if one of your plutonic friend's life takes a turn for the worse and now they need your help? More than a few times. Are they now taking advantage of you? Are they being parasitic? You think it's the right thing to do to let them suffer when you can help, even if you will get nothing in return?

False assumption not relevant to what I said.

The only thing that isn't relevant is you to half of the population.

Topic Am i really that unattractive?
Posted 09 Jul 2013 08:09

The thing is, you probably have victim written across your forehead in an invisible tattoo that only women can see. Many women are little more than parasites, given the chance. They measure their self-worth by how much attention they can get from men and how hot of a bf they can attract. Even if they don't want to be with you, they could be helping you find a gf, but they're getting what they want from you, so why should they? You really don't want to know them, at least not on their terms. If they don't want to meet you halfway, kick them to the curb.

I take it some girl must have done quite a number on you at one point in your life and you really loved her so the pain was deep.

Thinking this way about women or anything in life really will just make you fail at everything. It becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. You will see things that aren't there. You will close doors. You will radiate bitterness and attract the worst people amongst us.

This may be a stretch, to assume you have female friends, but how many of them have you helped find boyfriends? I mean "getting what they want?" Like what? I mean, don't you do favors for your male friends? Do you expect your male friends to suck your dick if you help them move or something? Why is there a double standard for attractive women? How come doing a normal friend gesture or favor for a woman you find attractive somehow obligates her to have sex with you, go out on a date with you, or be your girlfriend?

What if a woman you were just not attracted to but was your friend all of a sudden hit you with, "Uniball, I take you to the airport, I have you over to my parties, I make you food, I listen to you bitch and moan about your life, I am such a good friend to you... BUT you don't want a sexual relationship with me, why are you using me like this? If you don't start putting out, I'm kicking you to the curb." That would feel pretty awful wouldn't it? Like she was never your friend to begin with, right? Like all she wanted was sex or everything she did was to eventually get you to be hers? Which I suppose is a form of courtship, but how much did your friendship really mean to her? It's even worse for women since men tend to think more this way. It makes them feel like the only thing they have is their looks since you only value their friendship if it leads to more. Like if she was unattractive you would have never been her friend. It's like saying, your personality sucks and I don't like you as a human being but since you're attractive I'll put up with it... Unless you don't put out, then I'll cut you off.

Something tells me you may not always be honest about your intentions from the start of any kind of relationship with a woman when you need to be. Thinking in the way you do makes me feel like you only interact with women to try and get sex. That is hardly looking at them as equals and they can smell it on you the same way you can smell it on some guy that wants something from you... Be it business related, drugs, trying to date a woman in your family etc. You know his intentions of being your friend are dishonest and you treat him accordingly.


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Topic Boyfriend has a small penis...how to increase sexual pleasure?
Posted 08 Jul 2013 14:46

http://penisenhancements.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jes3.jpg

Get him a penis extender. I used to be about 2 inches. Now my size is Donkey.

Topic Am i really that unattractive?
Posted 08 Jul 2013 14:40



kind of like what i do to you now. crybaby

*pats rachel on the head and hands her a lolly*

Topic Cam Fun Competition Winners
Posted 08 Jul 2013 14:30



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Yes dude, please don't pick on me... I wouldn't know what to do if you did.

LOL carry on little buddy.

Topic Am i really that unattractive?
Posted 08 Jul 2013 14:18



I'm not even going to bother reading the wall of text which I knew was probably going to be delivered in my direction. Ugh

Dude, remember when I used to say one little thing to you and you would start foaming at the mouth and downing your last Keystone light and then writing a fucking novel in response to whatever thing I said that got your old man jeans in a bunch? .......that was so funny

You were like... cussing

And I was like... laughing8

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 07 Jul 2013 23:59

Eating Mexicans.

Delicious.

Eating Mexicans can give you diarrhea. Just a heads up, gringo.

Topic What do you want from having sex?
Posted 07 Jul 2013 23:31

I want to bust a nut. Skeet skeet.

Topic What do you want from having sex?
Posted 07 Jul 2013 23:30

The unmistakable passion that says "This is my body, my mind, my heart, my soul - now make us cum,"

INTENSE!

laughing8

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 07 Jul 2013 23:09

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Topic Am i really that unattractive?
Posted 07 Jul 2013 20:16



A-fuckingMen. I agree

It's this kind of homophobia that keeps the human race from reaching enlightenment.

So sad.

Topic Am i really that unattractive?
Posted 07 Jul 2013 19:52

Oh would you two take your bromance elsewhere... It's making me feel icky.

Your fantasies are disturbing, Angel.

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Topic Am i really that unattractive?
Posted 07 Jul 2013 19:47



Well it goes without saying, doofus, that there are indeed, several million of whom for which I am out of their league.

Welcome to the Human Race, Jack.

Just correcting your math there... Hundreds of thousands would have put you like in the top .001% or something... Come on now, bonehead.

I think you meant to say. Several hundred thousand below your league and hundreds of millions out of your league. Now say 'thank you Jack for clearing that up for me'.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 07 Jul 2013 19:39

So awesome.


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