Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic List a favorite Song Lyric
Posted 17 Jul 2013 20:31

This is just so sweet.



"That's What's Up"

I'll be the church, you be the steeple.
You be the King, I'll be the people.
While I was feeling such a mess, I thought you'd leave me behind.
While I was being such a wreck, I thought you'd treat me unkind.
But you helped me change my mind.

I'll be the sun, you be the shining.
You be the clock, I'll be the timing.
While I was feeling such a mess, I thought you'd leave me behind.
While I was feeling so upset, I thought the sun never shine.

Then I found Forever
Hey! Hey! love!
We've been best friends forever darling.
That's' what's up!

Forever!
No matter what!
You've got my love to lean on darling.
That's what's up!
You've got my love to lean on darling.
No matter what!

You be the book, I'll be the binding.
You be the words, I'll be the rhyming.
While I was feeling such a wreck, I thought of losing my mind.
While I was feeling such a mess, I thought the sun never shine.

You be the bird, I'll be the feather.
We'll be the best of friends forever.
While I was feeling such a mess I thought you'd leave me behind.
When I was feeling such a wreck, I thought you'd treat me unkind.
Then I found

Forever! And Always!
You've got my love to lean on darling.
All the days!
Forever!
Come with me!
You've got my love to lean on darling.
All the days!

You've got my love to lean on darling.
All the days
All of our days
Yeah...
Love is a shelter.
Love is a cause.
Love goes on forever.
Yeah, Love will leads us all.
Love! It is our honor.
Love! It is our all.
Love goes on forever.
Yeah, Love it is our home.

Oh yeah!
Yeah! That's what's up!
Oh yeah!
That's what's up!
Yeah That's what's up!

Topic What are your Lush "Pet Peeves"?
Posted 17 Jul 2013 18:51

The word okay spelled as just 'ok' on lower case in stories. I like to see it spelled out 'okay' or at least capped 'OK.'

Really that's a small pet peeve.

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Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 17 Jul 2013 18:36

Dani posted things about herself in her profile. I like that.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 17 Jul 2013 17:47

i've got nothing. sorry.

I like her private gallery with her nudes. She's not a natural blonde Shhh

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 17 Jul 2013 17:43

Under interests, she listed her interests. That makes sense.

Topic If you could only eat one candy for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Posted 16 Jul 2013 20:58

Cocaine.

Jaykay. Gummy bears.


Topic Happy Birthday to Nicola!
Posted 16 Jul 2013 19:48

Happy Birthday Nicola!


http://cf.chucklesnetwork.agj.co/items/1/0/3/9/4/3/third-office-party-birthday-cake-this-week-fml.jpg

Topic Reality show
Posted 16 Jul 2013 19:32

I would want to be on Jeopardy. Just so when the part where you tell some quirky story comes up I can say, "you know Alex, I work construction. I specialize in back doors. The worst part of is when I get mud on my helmet. I need to go to the ATM to get the means to clean it off."

I feel that would be legendary.

Topic The LUSH STORIES COMIC BOOK Thread!
Posted 16 Jul 2013 14:41

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/6b8/f86/6b8f8619-1f49-41a4-a7f5-8d5b8ee3897a



Long Dong Silver

Superpowers

-Fuckin'
-A strong hand
-Swordplay

Weaknesses

-Smart chicks

Notable Quotes

- "I'll stick my tongue up a girl's ass, I don't give a fuck."



Nemesis

-Sophisticated-man.

Superpowers

-Unintentional humor

Weaknesses

-Photoshop skills

Notable Quotes

"You're dealing with Sophisticated-Man now." Pops the plastic cap off of a bottle of Martinellis sparkling cider with one hand. "After we finish this we can go out to eat, I know a good spot. No... Not Long John Silver's... I'm Sophisticated-Man, we are going to Red Lobster my fair maiden. I have platinum cards, I can withdraw like, 200 bucks a day with these things." He whispers.


Topic I'm a virgin.
Posted 16 Jul 2013 14:13

What's going on everyone? I'm 18, a virgin heading to college in the fall, and it makes me nervous as hell. It hasn't been my choice to be a virgin, I am not the smoothest talker with women, and I am not the most attractive man on the market...this just makes me nervous heading into college. I'm not too confident as you can tell, and I am not sure what I am asking for...just felt like letting it out. Thanks

When you start going to parties. Take some percocets with you. Bitches love percocet. Loosens them up. You'll be getting stank on your hang low in no time, son.

Topic Funny people with too much time on their hands.
Posted 16 Jul 2013 13:02

http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8d699d4084c141ee931775bb5af23aa/tumblr_mprgs3E0rY1szj9o8o1_500.jpg

so i found these in my friend’s freezer while having a sleepover and became extremely scared. when i went to confront her about it she looked me dead in the eye and whispered,

“ice ice baby”

Topic Great Film Scenes
Posted 16 Jul 2013 12:47

This cracks me up. The scene in the movie is longer.

//www.youtube.com/embed/ZtP5Bv_mqzo

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Jul 2013 22:15

//www.youtube.com/embed/UPWOWufBXO8

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Jul 2013 22:13

//www.youtube.com/embed/VaeuG7Fh5Dc

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 15 Jul 2013 10:04

I like his blue background. It's cool, cool like his demeanor...no wait nevermind... Um.. his background is blue and that's cool.

Topic If you like a girl who is a rebound or FWB/FB how do you show
Posted 15 Jul 2013 10:00



fuck that other guy, I want to snort coke off your cock or lick it off your asshole, you know what I mean?

I know what you mean. You're right, I was going about it the wrong way.

Topic Guys ONLY - what's your favourite category?
Posted 15 Jul 2013 09:53

I'm kinda into licking coke off assholes porn lately.

Topic Men's Look Trends - too metrosexual or edgy and cool?
Posted 15 Jul 2013 09:35


racism picture

Racism is never funny JohnC, even against Scandinavians. What Mel Gibson said About Jews was awful and frankly I'm offended that you posted this on Lush. Please try to stay on topic. This thread is about men wearing makeup. Not racism that you may or may not support, its unclear.

Thank you.

Topic Men's Look Trends - too metrosexual or edgy and cool?
Posted 15 Jul 2013 09:05

give me a break and man-up.



You should practice what you preach.



...

As far as the man makeup goes... All these dudes are in situations where there are people taking pictures of them. Like I get why they would put on makeup on the red carpet of some awards show for example, they are in the spot light. Or like the fighter with his nails done, it's flamboyant. I get it. But like putting on makeup just to go to dinner or the club or something.. I don't know, seems funny to me. I'm a natural beauty though so maybe I just wouldn't understand.

Topic Incest stories vs all other genres
Posted 15 Jul 2013 08:23

*removed by admin for violating TOS*


http://upload.lushstories.com/636077672-tumblr_mc9cnoizRQ1qe16sl.gif

Topic Incest stories vs all other genres
Posted 15 Jul 2013 08:19



I agree with this to a point. I think it is very popular because a lot of people like to read about taboo acts, things they find interesting but would never do themselves. Why are very gory bloody movies so popular? Do the people who watch them secretly want to go on a killing spree? I doubt it, it is because it is so wrong and taboo. It pushes the envelope.

Jack, I believe there actually were a few brother/sister porn stars. I know there have been sisters and pretty sure there has been a mother and daughter. I saw them on some talk show once. But I don't think they actually had sex together on camera.



I'm sure there are sibling porn stars out there. But yeah, like do they actually star together? Or like, are there enough of them to actually quench the desire of the incest fetishists in the same way regular porn stars do it for everyone else? Probably not.

Topic Condom sharing..?
Posted 15 Jul 2013 01:21



//www.youtube.com/embed/VPA-mIBbjfg

I'm so thankful I was just a kid during this era in music. This is gay squared.

Topic Incest stories vs all other genres
Posted 15 Jul 2013 00:28

Simply put - it sells.

When you toss bait like the sort of numbers incest draws in front of authors, the temptation to bite is very strong. It's not as prevalent here, but in other places, any incest story can draw 10x the views, votes, and comments of most other stories without even trying.

I've always joked that you could slap a title with "mom" in it on a direct transcription from the phone book and get more views than half the stories in your list put together.

It's also easy - in a way.

Unless you're writing pure sex vignettes, you have to develop at least a little relationship between your characters. With incest, that comes pre-installed and understood without typing a word.

You also need to have some sort of conflict and tension. Once again, that comes pre-installed in a myriad of forms.

When there's a vast demand, supply is going to follow.

Yeah, but why... You're not really answering the question.

Topic Pussy vs Asshole
Posted 15 Jul 2013 00:18



Gaping Ass... that would make a fine Forum: Rank/title - too.

It's also fairly close & fairly descriptive to the username someone else previously had enlisted here. director

Go for it. Constant gaping ass.

Topic Condom sharing..?
Posted 15 Jul 2013 00:01

gay

Topic Incest stories vs all other genres
Posted 14 Jul 2013 23:48

I think it's because incest works best in written form than any other type of pornography. Group sex, anal sex, blow jobs, masturbation etc. works very well in visual porn because literally, they are filming these things. A dick going into an ass can't be faked. Neither can a blow job. Incest has to be faked. There are no real brother and sister porn stars. So the viewer knows its fake... Something about the medium of writing makes it feel more real to a person that has an incest fetish. Simple as that. Writing is the best medium to get that incest fetish out there.

I find incest to be a huge turn off for me, but I feel this is the reason why it's so prevalent in erotica. From an outsiders point of view.

Topic Accessorize me, baby!
Posted 14 Jul 2013 23:09

Tilo scarves.

I bought this tie-dye one a while ago and love it with a white tank/tee and jeans and heels. I think a cute scarf can really 'style-up' an outfit, especially between seasons. Tilo is one of my fave brands.


http://upload.lushstories.com/1357305791-TiloTieDie.jpg

Yes... Yes, you sexy bitch, Dancing_Doll.

Topic Pussy vs Asshole
Posted 14 Jul 2013 23:01



Next time try not to piss on the cat.

I'll piss on the cat, I'll piss on the pussy, I'll piss on the walls and the alpaca rug. I don't give a faaack.

I'm a kinky motherfucker.

Topic What is your favourite scent?
Posted 14 Jul 2013 22:38

http://www.theperfumeshop.com/pws/images/catalogue/products/7225/large/7225.jpg

You would have been the man in california around 1997.

Not talking shit... I'll still rock this on occasion.

http://www.namebrandsperfume.com/images/products/mediumimage/PRAB68TPM.jpg

Very old school.

Topic What is your favourite scent?
Posted 14 Jul 2013 22:36

This right here is great. It's a little strong at first so put it on like 30 minutes before going out. When it it mellows, it's a great scent.

http://pics.ricardostatic.gr/14_669978948_Big/aromata/gucci-guilty-pour-homme-50-ml-edt-spray.jpg