Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic member's username's
Posted 15 Mar 2013 00:09

laughing8

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Mar 2013 00:00

http://www.youtube.com/embed/WdO85Qf4Poc

We're only young and naive still
We require certain skills
The mood it changes like the wind
Hard to control when it begins

The bittersweet between my teeth
Trying to find the in-betweens
Fall back in love eventually
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Can't help myself but count the flaws
Claw my way out through these walls
One temporary escape
Feel it start to permeate

We lie beneath the stars at night
Our hands gripping each other tight
You keep my secrets hope to die
Promises, swear them to the sky

The bittersweet between my teeth
Trying to find the in-betweens
Fall back in love eventually
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

As it withers
Brittle it shakes
Can you whisper
As it crumbles and breaks
As you shiver
Count up all your mistakes
Pair of forgivers
Let go before it's too late
Can you whisper
Can you whisper
Can you whisper
Can you whisper

The bittersweet between my teeth
Trying to find the in-betweens
Fall back in love eventually
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
The bittersweet between my teeth
Trying to find the in-betweens
Fall back in love eventually
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Topic Female sues Match.com because her date attempted to murder her.
Posted 08 Mar 2013 07:33



Actually not.

Match.com exists for the purpose of getting people together, coffee shops do not. There is thus a duty of care and an expectation that Match.com would employ reasonable precautions to mitigate the risk of attack. Including warning people to meet in a public place, filtering out those reported as abusers, etc.

There is a duty of care but I don't think it is an unreasonable one or one that Match.com would have any difficulty meeting. They have serious people who are serious about safety. And their underwriters will make sure that they are taking reasonable steps before issuing their E&O policy.

So it is not a frivolous suit by any means. Whether she will win is another matter.

If I was working for Match.com or advising them I would be looking to keep a tight reign on the lawyers to STOP them from arguing that there is no duty of care because the whole value proposition of Match.com is based on the idea that there is.

But they do do that... All these sights have tons of online safety articles.

Topic Happy Birthday, Lisa!
Posted 08 Mar 2013 07:15

Happy Birthday!

Topic Does a transgender female MMA fighter have an unfair advantage?
Posted 08 Mar 2013 07:07

If you are born a man you should not be able to fight women. They don't allow it in the olympics for a reason. I think it's kinda ridiculous to be honest. They are men.

Topic Female sues Match.com because her date attempted to murder her.
Posted 08 Mar 2013 06:55

That is like someone suing a coffee shop if they meet someone there that later assaults them. It doesn't make sense. I don't think match should put a disclaimer about dates being potentially dangerous either. That is just common sense. It's nerve racking enough to meet someone from online, a huge disclaimer saying "1 in 50 dates ends in attempted murder" will probably dry up the company's business.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 07 Mar 2013 08:26


http://www.youtube.com/embed/hk3mAX5xdxo

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but know you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And say do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all and did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discover that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people
They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made
Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things
But you'd better lift your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you , you can't refuse
When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Topic Your ideal partner in two words
Posted 07 Mar 2013 08:15

Beautiful and controlling.

Topic Announcing the "Valentine's Day" Competition Winners
Posted 07 Mar 2013 08:12

Ha, I never win anything!! That's awesome!!!

Thanks ever so much, I'm really chuffed!

Well done to the others and everyone who took part!

xxx

Nice going Mazza!

Topic How do you convince your wife to try swapping or swinging?
Posted 07 Mar 2013 08:08

You just take her to the swinger party and let her start to realize what is happening. When the girl you get starts to hang on you and your wife starts to look you with a puzzled face laced with anger, you start to fondle this new chick. Hopefully the new chick's man will cut your wife off from beating you and at that moment you look her right in the eye and say. "Don't fuck this up for me bitch." She will probably be pissed at you and fuck the guy out of spite. Hopefully he is good and she likes it kinda. SO now you fucked some strange and your wife fucked around too so she won't be able to say shit. Mission accomplished.

Topic Faux Noise viewers less informed than those who don't watch any news
Posted 07 Mar 2013 08:02

What a surprise.

What you know depends upon what you watch: Current Events knowledge across popular news sources

Probably explains why I can almost feel my IQ slushing away by the minute as I watch any Fox opinion program posing as a news show.

That article was obviously written by the foreigner Barrack Hussein Obama you leftist nancy.

Topic The Americans vs Homeland
Posted 07 Mar 2013 07:58

The Americans is one of the few shows I watch and I like it but I still like homeland so much more. I like Claire Danes but mainly it's because the Americans is only 5 or 6 episodes in. Too early to tell if it will continue as good as it is or totally fall apart by the season's end. There are also some incredibly convenient plot elements that bug me a bit.

Topic Dear Agony Aunt
Posted 07 Mar 2013 07:54



Immaculate ass conception?

Hmmm... We should name him Jesus. (pronounced hey-zeus)

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:37

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:37

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:36

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Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:36

http://24.media.tumblr.com/fbf18feda87950c54ac1b8676953d958/tumblr_mj2au8Ykj91qla505o1_500.jpg

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:34

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b50dc2d0032dded88044e22bfff5b66/tumblr_mfxgchSlEV1rvgmf9o1_500.jpg

Topic Funny people with too much time on their hands.
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:30

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Topic Do guys like girls in corsets?
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:18

To be honest... Guys like hot chicks in anything .

Topic Guys, what are your thoughts on giving 'golden showers'?
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:07

I'll piss on a chick. I'll piss on her cat and her couch too. I don't give a fuck.

Topic This will require some deep thought.....
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:05



As a cyber attorney I expect to be seeing you in cyber court. Failure to pay cyber support is a serious offence.

She said she was on the pill. You'll be hearing from my cyber attorney shortly. This is entrapment.

Topic This will require some deep thought.....
Posted 06 Mar 2013 17:04



It's your baby, too. Asshole.

A real man takes responsibility.

You knew the deal. I told you I don't fuck around with any of that shit. You said you wanted this dick anyway.

You know where to find me if you want another one.

Topic This will require some deep thought.....
Posted 06 Mar 2013 16:46

I have a cyber baby-momma but in no way do I get involved in taking care of the little fucker, that's her job.

Topic Dear Agony Aunt
Posted 06 Mar 2013 16:39

My online master had this affliction, and so I did my best to offer relief within my body. It seemed to work, but now I'm lush-pregnant. :

All I wanted was to have a little fun, you know? He told me not to worry, and now I'm stuck with the consequences...

You've been served notice, Jack. Lush-child support is in order....asshole.

Bitch... You can't get pregnant through the butt.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 04 Mar 2013 17:21

http://www.youtube.com/embed/m2sOQedggAc

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 04 Mar 2013 17:11

http://www.youtube.com/embed/tPk11AugG4c

Topic Gay Men
Posted 04 Mar 2013 16:10

I had a gay thought once about Dick Butkus, he was a tight-end, and I...

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Topic new girlfriend, the sex addict...?
Posted 04 Mar 2013 15:49



I'm guessing you've never dealt with actual addicts. You know, gambling, drugs, alcoholics, etc. Addiction is a destructive life-consuming thing. I suspect the person who said they were a "sex addict" isn't REALLY addicted to it .

What are you basing this on?

Topic The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted 04 Mar 2013 15:47


You didn't say anything wrong. I watched the clip of the VP. He tells people that all you need is a shotgun to scare off the bad guys. That shotguns are better than rifles. That rifles are harder to shoot. That the mere sound of a gunshot is enough to protect ones home. Dumbass!

If you don't like guns don't fucking buy one. If you know nothing about them take a gawed-damn class. If you think loud noise is enough go get an airhorn. Now I am not saying loud noise doesn't work. My grandparents use alarms set off by noise. It has kept them safe for the last twenty years. They don't need guns. They don't like guns. That is their choice.

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