Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Pit Sex
Posted 20 Sep 2013 12:19



I would just rather not do it myself!

Boooooo I say!

Topic Pit Sex
Posted 12 Sep 2013 22:23

Dude, I think I'd rather just masturbate instead of fucking an armpit! ^^

You'd rather jerk off than fuck like say... Scarlett Johansson's armpit. Get out of here.

Boo this man.

Topic Pit Sex
Posted 12 Sep 2013 21:35



In Canada, we use this...

http://www.sexwax.com/catalog/categories/wax-surf-category.jpg clown

Are you serious... We use that shit on surf boards down here. Leave it to a Canadian to get everything wrong. (politely, anyway.)

Topic "Cunt" course word? crude word? exciting word?
Posted 12 Sep 2013 21:32

.

hope that helped? by the way, i have a cunt, a pussy, a vagina, a slit, a snatch, a fuck hole, depending on my mood.

Or a front butt... For the fetishists.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Sep 2013 20:30

//www.youtube.com/embed/KuZ2QZKYj7c

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Sep 2013 20:09

//www.youtube.com/embed/LlxRFz8taaI

Topic Pit Sex
Posted 12 Sep 2013 18:18

Cockpit sex .... Only when you blast me in the eyes of course, and ONLY IF!


These nice people don't need to know about our blinded pity parties.

Shhh

Topic Now you can really say...
Posted 12 Sep 2013 15:45

Stupid.

Topic Pit Sex
Posted 12 Sep 2013 15:26



Right, got you. Okay, well, whatever works, I guess. Right?

Right. Whatever's cheddar.

Topic Pit Sex
Posted 12 Sep 2013 15:23



Don't you mean queef ?

No, a queef is a release of air in an audible fashion from the vagina.

This would be a pueef. Q ueef + P it = Pueef .

Topic Pit Sex
Posted 12 Sep 2013 15:05

Some people like head , some people like bum hole, periods are really a fucking inconvenience...
Felix likes armpit, who cares!!!
Lush is a place to vent this stuff, we should appreciate his imput I say !!

I like all that too... This is for when those are off the menu. That, or if a girl wants to please 5 men at a time.

Topic Pit Sex
Posted 12 Sep 2013 15:03



I just don't get it. Why not just give head? This is so disturbing. confused1

It is usually practiced when a girl is on her period, she doesn't like anal and she's also feeling nauseous.

The nausea. It is hard for a girl when she's feeling nauseous.

Topic Pit Sex
Posted 12 Sep 2013 14:55

Can you make fart sounds like that?

You mean a pueef? Yes.

Topic Pit Sex
Posted 12 Sep 2013 14:50

I hope this isn't real...

It's as real as the streets, little girl.

Topic Pit Sex
Posted 12 Sep 2013 14:48



You don't tell me! I'll move along when I see fit.



Can I get a moderator in here? I mean, how are people gonna answer if this person keeps taking my thread off topic?

Topic Probiotics
Posted 12 Sep 2013 14:44


whatever you say pussy cat x bunny

Oh, it's what scientists say, not me.

Topic Pit Sex
Posted 12 Sep 2013 14:40



There, I fixed it for you.

Your immaturity and close-mindedness has been noted. Please stop making a mockery of the thread and answer the question or move along.

Topic Pit Sex
Posted 12 Sep 2013 14:37

Oh...my...God.

I'm not God, I'm just a man.

Topic Pit Sex
Posted 12 Sep 2013 14:33

How many lush members like armpit sex?

It's where the girl puts the guy's cock in a headlock and then the guy thrusts in and out. It is usually practiced when a girl is on her period, she doesn't like anal and she's also feeling nauseous. So the armpit is used. It is recommended that she be freshly shaved and not stubbley to avoid discomfort.

Armpit sex is also known as:

A cockpit (for obvious reasons)

Sleeving (if she keeps her shirt on and the penis enters through the sleeve to get to the pit)

And a Canadian armpit (because upon the man finishing the pit looks like a winter wonderland.)

Not to be confused with:

Cumpits (when a girl puts on so much damn deodorant that it looks like she has dry crusty cum on them when she lifts her arms.)

Topic Probiotics
Posted 12 Sep 2013 14:04

The yougurts are ok, yakult type drinks the same. What you want is Acidophilus capsules, 1 billion good bacteria baby

1 65 mL bottle of Yakult has 6.5 billion. Did you mean more than 1 billion?

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 12 Sep 2013 13:59

http://25.media.tumblr.com/509dd0aee88249faaedf2ca6937bac72/tumblr_mr3ox01IR51r552m4o1_500.jpg

Topic Girls wearing tall socks
Posted 12 Sep 2013 13:58

http://31.media.tumblr.com/30e7985bd3467739a2507cfa26988540/tumblr_mswtw2LwFw1r3jgjpo1_500.jpg

Topic Probiotics
Posted 12 Sep 2013 13:49

I drink a bottle of Yakult everyday.


http://upload.lushstories.com/1870948994-tumblr_inline_motow83ffM1qlg46o-1.gif

Topic how can you tell if a girl actually likes you?
Posted 11 Sep 2013 05:02



There you are, strolling around the supermarket doing your weekly shop when you spot a rather delicious looking blonde reaching for a jar of coffee.

"Allow me," you say in your most suave and sophisticated voice as you hand her one from the shelf.

Before you even have the opportunity to strike up a conversation and find out what her name is, her hand is on your junk!

sign5

I want to go shopping with you :)

Sure, but no cock-blocking.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 11 Sep 2013 04:17

//www.youtube.com/embed/cFHNoUOJhVI

Warm sun feed me up
And I'm leery loaded up
Loathing for a change
And I slip some boil away

Swallowed followed
Heavy about everything but my love
Swallowed sorrowed
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet

Just wanted to be myself
Hey you said you would love to try some
Hey you said you would love to die some
In the middle of a world on a fishhook
You're the wave
You're the wave
You're the wave

Swallowed followed
Heavy about everything but my love
Swallowed hollowed
Sharp about everyone but yourself
Swallowed oh no
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and you're not
I'm with everyone and yet

Piss on self-esteem
Forward Busted knee
Sick head blackened lungs
And a simple selfish son

Swallowed followed
Heavy about everything but my love
Swallowed oh no
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not
I'm with everyone and yet not

Gotta get away from here
Gotta get away from here
Gotta get away from here
Gotta get away from here

I miss the one that I love a lot
I miss the one that I love a lot
I miss the one that I love a lot

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 10 Sep 2013 00:58

//www.youtube.com/embed/GFvZc-AIkBg

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 10 Sep 2013 00:39

Intense hair.

//www.youtube.com/embed/wjfZG9UzK7E

Topic Do you masturbate at work?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 15:30

I think you mean Jefa. And that means you're paying yourself to rub one out, dummy. Come over here, I'll hook you up with a booth where the curtain rolls up when I put quarters into a slot for you.

Topic Do you masturbate at work?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 15:19

Yes, I'm getting paid, right?!



Like, in tips?

Topic Truth: Is it a turn on to cum all over a woman's face and boobs?
Posted 09 Sep 2013 15:11

And they say romance is dead.