Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Please use the block function!
Posted 03 Jun 2018 15:10

Here's the real problem... those who "claim" they have blocked someone are still quoting them. It's no secret that if you respond to a forum post and the person you've blocked is within the last 10 posts you can see what they have said. Plus, if Person X who has Person Y blocked quotes them, it honestly defeats the purpose of the block. I can site real examples, but I'm sure the Mods are well aware of this.

When the block extended to forum posts, several of us made a handful of requests, some that were enacted.

1) If you have someone blocked and said person quotes you on the forum, their quotes don't appear on your timeline. This Gav did quickly address and it solved a shit-load of problems. Thank you again for this Gav.

2) Make the block a bit stronger so the person you block can't see or respond to you either similar to the way Facebook has done it. I have been politely told this isn't feasible or won't happen. Well, that was 2-3 years ago and to be honest, we're seen too many people work around the current blocking system and clog up the forums with a shit-load of nonsense.

#2 has been suggested before, but perhaps it should be looked at again. Then it would answer the question once and for all if Person X really has blocked Person Y or not. I know non-Mods can't block Mods and for the most part that's fine. To be honest, there aren't any that I'd currently want to block at this point... though Sprite does often push her luck. evil4

Either way... it would be nice to see the block function used and used properly. My 2 cents

If they tried to implement #2 the forum wouldn't make any sense, genius.

How about adults not having mental breakdowns over things that are said on the internet. On an unimportant and anonymous site, mind you.

Topic FBI AGENTS AFRAID TO TESTIFY, SAY CONGRESS LIKELY WON’T PROTECT THEM
Posted 02 Jun 2018 09:09




Welp. You lose.

I meant after you get all butthurt in this thread.

Topic Do you enjoy phone sex ?
Posted 02 Jun 2018 01:18



Mine does. It's so annoying!

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Topic Your favourite kink?
Posted 02 Jun 2018 01:14

Hello boss, lovely to see you

How many times have you been fired?

Topic Do you enjoy phone sex ?
Posted 02 Jun 2018 01:00

If it's just talk and phone sex, not really gonna happen, but just talk like having cyber sex at Lush?
It's still good and I like, but if they talking about meeting me later for real in real life? That's much different.
Sorry but real life isn't Lush. Having cock in me, sucking it, titty fucking me, stretching my pussy with big German cock?
Phone sex isn't really worth my time, even at Lush.
I would rather cybersex, and let those be whoever they want to be, and make me squirt.

Does your adam's apple get in the way? I heard that can happen.

Topic FBI AGENTS AFRAID TO TESTIFY, SAY CONGRESS LIKELY WON’T PROTECT THEM
Posted 02 Jun 2018 00:03










Huh.

Go figure.

10 months.

That’s the over/under for nudiepants posting again on lush after this thread gapes his asshole to about the size of a steel target.

Taking bets now.

Topic Why do men lie about how good they are at eating Pussy?
Posted 01 Jun 2018 23:55

The art of lying is crucial to getting laid. You gotta lie. Or better yet, add a little poetry to your words. Everyone does it. Kleenex in the bra, that’s a lie. Hair plugs, that’s a lie. Cologne, perfume, fat heeled boots, makeup... those are lies too.

Who cares really

Topic Looking Prettier than Your Friends
Posted 31 May 2018 18:49



Lol i am going a bit off topic but this makes me think of a time a girl’s mom cockblocked me in a nightclub. The ironic thing is that her daughter was the one pursuing me

That’s happened to me too actually. I think it was more like the mom making sure I wasn’t giving her daughters x or something but still, major cock block.

Topic Did Samantha Bee Owe Ivanka an Apology
Posted 31 May 2018 18:46



That schmuck has had zero credibility since the Al Capone vault debacle over 30 years ago. As of 2013 he was still taking and sending out nude selfies.

I wouldn't put much stock in anything this particular attention whoring narcissist blathers about.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/geraldo-rivera-posts-nude-selfie-twitter-article-1.1404964

His finest moment was getting crowned with a steel folding chair on television, 30 years ago this November.

He's as relevant as Rudy Ghouliani.

I didn’t even know about that.... you’ve researched Geraldo nudes? Do his pubes look like his stache?

Topic Should Puerto Rico be a state?
Posted 31 May 2018 18:31

As a Californian I’d rather not have another welfare state on the teet.

We pay so much tax... way way way more than any other state. Guess where it goes? Not here. It’s bullshit.

Easy to say “yeah fuck it make it a state” when you don’t live in the fucking linchpin of the country.

Topic Looking Prettier than Your Friends
Posted 31 May 2018 18:26

Nothing is worse than a single hot chick’s ugly friends fucking up your game. Annoying.

Topic Three Cheers for the New Roseanne!!
Posted 30 May 2018 14:33




Besides, who said I don't like you?

I think she just assumes no one likes her.

Topic Three Cheers for the New Roseanne!!
Posted 30 May 2018 00:28



I shared my pics with you in confidence.

Is this what betrayal feels like?

You mean when you catfished me with Kelly Price pics? That's betrayal.

Topic Three Cheers for the New Roseanne!!
Posted 29 May 2018 18:30



https://www.lipstiq.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/mic-drop-gif-7.gif

Someone get this thing a wet wipe for it’s nose.

Topic Three Cheers for the New Roseanne!!
Posted 29 May 2018 18:25



No dice.

I don't post pics of myself on here because I'm like, really pretty. I don't want that kinda attention on here.

She looks like Kelly Price.

Topic What is gender queer? Where do you fall? A conversation starter.
Posted 27 May 2018 00:27

Im andhervagine or whatever that was because I like her ass and her vagine.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 24 May 2018 09:31



No.

You may want to rethink that... I went to visitfinland.com and this was the first thing that showed.

http://is2.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Purple20/v4/b8/2d/92/b82d92ac-0043-b471-2fff-1d98a4de7629/pr_source.jpg/750x750bb.jpeg

Topic Underrated movie
Posted 23 May 2018 20:39

I think Alexander by Oliver Stone was extremely underrated with critics acting like it was the worst movie of the year. Lots of the criticism doesn't even make sense, like the complaints about the accents... Like what does a Macedonian accent sound like? They'd have to just make one up and that would have been ridiculous.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 23:30



You think polar bears know about the arctic circle?

There are literally three polar bears in Finland. They are in a zoo.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 18:37



Here's the deal Felix.

First, save the "sorry." Shove it where the sun don't shine. I don't believe it for a minute. I've seen you try to rip the hide off of too many of our fellow Lush members without the least bit of compassion or remorse.

Second, about the school kids and polar bears in Finland story, I was told that story by a good friend who is from Finland. I did refer to him as my Suomi friend I believe. Finland <=> Suomi, get it?

The major ethnic group and the dominant language in Finland are both called Suomi. The name of the country that we call Finland in English, in the Suomi language, is, surprise, surprise, Suomi. Now, I don't know about you Felix, but I tend to trust my friends. At the time we were swapping stories with a varying level of contact with reality over a table of beer bottles, many of which had somehow become quite empty during the discussion. Regardless, I didn't double check his story because I default to trusting my friends. I had no idea he was pulling my leg. His poker skills are quite phenomenal.

Perhaps you're more prone to googling stuff your friends tell you.

If so, perhaps you need more trustworthy friends.

And that's all I have to say about that.

My friend in Mexico told me he arms his kids with shotguns for the walk to school because of the huge chupacabra threat out there. I was like oh okay I believe that. Just kidding I didn’t say that because that what would be STUPID AS FUCK

Topic Is it OK to sexualize violence?
Posted 22 May 2018 11:35

I be like, suck my dick or I’ll blow your brains out.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 11:13



Ah, yes! Some of you are still hung up on The Great Suomi Polar Bear Caper.

As an update to those of you still following that one, my Suomi friend with the weird sense of humor apologized with a case of Plevnan Siperia Imperial Stout. So like a lot of things in life, there was a mixture of good with the bad.

Yes, it's really good beer.

No Felix, you ain't getting any.

P.S. Sprite, the giant panda isn't really even a bear. They're more of a really big raccoon but where a raccoon has hands with opposable thumbs and might be able to pick up and operate a gun, the giant panda does not.

Really cute meme though.

Sorry I tend to not respect what people say after they come at me with such foolishness. Like, you weren’t even joking or being sarcastic. You honestly believed Finnish people had their children walking to school in polar bear hunting grounds... you believed that. It’s so asinine.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 11:05



Guns are tangible, inherent violent tendencies in humans is not.

We can’t do anything about the problem because half the country thinks that we should cure violent tendencies before doing anything else. It’s absurd.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 10:51



I understand what you're saying. If I may though... if your roof leaks after a rain, and you notice it's leaking... you don't NOT fix it and hope that the weather remains dry for eternity. People and society are basically the same thing, at least in my mind. Likewise, the leak (on a physical part of the house) and the house are the same thing.

I'm not saying "guns don't kill people". I agree, the "the causes" is often what people on the right will say, then do nothing or say nothing. Or maybe they say it but no one on the left is listening. Could be a little of both. I'm certainly past (not that I ever thought it was worth a damn) on "thoughts and prayers". That's what folks say when they can't be bothered to give a damn but want to look sympathetic. Most of those folks probably never actually sent up a prayer about the shooting du jour.

I'm trying really hard to not come across as a gun defender, because I'm not defending guns. As someone who is a little more centrist than most folks on Lush (a little left of center but still right of many here) I see that both "sides" are too dug in to even consider the opposing view has ANY merit. We have one group on one side "it's all about the guns" while the extreme on the other side is "it's all about the people".... both are shouting at each other across an ever widening chasm. I don't think it's unreasonable for both sides to try to find some middle ground and accept that both sides have some degree of merit. Speak about their position while listening to the other position and come together for a solution. Or at least an attempt at a solution. Maybe it's that agreement comes in at a 70/30 concensus or 50/40 or 75/25 or 50/50... anything would be better than 0/0.

That's all i'm saying. Conversation that turns into action instead of two sides trying to convince the other that they're 100% wrong.

Somewhere along the line a mutation started to form in you, and not a cool one like the X-Men. One were a bone started to grow in your brain.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 10:48



Gun ownership activists are doing just that: holding up the Constitution like a shield and saying that "Shall not be infringed" means no regulation.

Gun control activists are not. They're talking about bump stocks, high capacity magazines, and specific types of guns, typically used in a military setting.

I'm on the side of gun control activists. Their position is actually the moderate one, IMO.

He didn’t specify who was side A...

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 08:15



Except we just had an example of a substance used in every rape by one particular rapist. Bill Cosby. Whatever he was dropping in all those womens' drinks, it gave him control and was the first step in raping them. Granted, he is one man using that as his M.O., but plenty other drugs can be used to lower a woman's ability to resist. No one let Cosby off the hook and focused on that substance as the main factor in his actions. No, they find him, the man himself to be at fault.

According to CampusSafety, 69% of rape perpetrators have consumed alcohol. 43% of victims had consumed alcohol. 90% of acquaintance rapes involve alcohol. Those are pretty big and stark numbers. If we banned alcohol on campuses, would rape go away? I'm not entirely sure. Predators are still going to hunt for victims.

You're right though, all mass shootings involve guns. And, as I said before, I'm not saying a conversation about guns isn't warranted. It can and should be a big part of the discussion. I'm saying it shouldn't be the ONLY conversation being had. My concern isn't specifically about mass shootings. I'm not more or less concerned about one guy killing 10 people at a time vs 10 guys each shooting 10 other guys. Or a parent starving a kid to death. Or a husband beating/stabbing/strangling his wife to death. It's ALL murder and how easily is seems to come to so many people, that's what concerns me.

According to FBI statistics, in 2011 there were 12,664 murders in the US. A large majority of those were done via firearm, 8,583. That's way too fucking many. But, the other 4,081 victims are just as dead. I want to eradicate ALL of those murders. In fact, some of those other methods are possibly more disturbing than a gun. Anyone that intentionally kills another person by fire (75), really wants his victim to suffer. Or a murderer that strangles his victim (85) so he can see and feel the life leave the person's body, that's pretty fucking scary.

Just last night on my local news, the new Police chief and his sargents were talking about all the shootings we've had. This city is largely democrat and has had a democrat mayor for the last 20 years, at least. The chief's biggest point was how so many young people are unable to resolve conflict without just opening fire.

Sure, we need to discuss common sense gun laws and do what we can to keep them out of the hands of people that shouldnt' have them. I agree. I'm not saying "you can have my gun when you take it from my cold dead hands". I have two guns. A 30-06 hunting rifle that hasn't been shot in 10 years and my grandfather's 12 gauge shotgun that I've never shot. So, i'm not some NRA dude stockpiling weapons.

All, I'm saying is. In addition to talking about guns, can we also talk about where else we went wrong to make someone want to pick up a gun and starting killing people. It doesn't have to be an either/or discussion.

When you have a problem you need to look at the causes of it. If I have a leak in my roof, the problem is that the inside of my house will get wet when it rains. Since I can't control the weather, the first thing I would do is fix the roof.

What the "guns don't kill people" folk are suggesting is that we attempt to control the weather instead of patching the leak. They say all the time, "we need to talk about the causes not the guns"... but then that's where their argument stops... They never actually talk about the causes. They just ask everyone to please not talk about guns. Of course they don't know how to make people not violent, no one does. The hole in the roof isn't what makes the inside of our house wet, it's the actual rain. The hole just facilitates this when the weather is bad. There will always be bad weather no matter how much we know or don't know the causes of it.

The people are the weather, the guns are the leak, and our society is the house. Do you understand lafayette?

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 22 May 2018 08:04



A gun can be used to murder. Guns do not cause murder. Murders occurred long before guns were invented or became common. Should we ever reach that gun free nirvana that some imagine, there will still not be any shortage of murders or murderers.

True, there will be a lot fewer shootings. I guess the dead will take some comfort in that.

But it will take us back to the days when the physically weak had little or no defense against those physically strong.

HBO's rendition of G. R. R. Martin's "Songs of Ice and Fire" was quite popular. Did you see any guns in it? Did you see any murders?

That has dragons in it... and zombies... and giants... and warlocks... and sexy witches... It's fantasy.

This actually explains a lot about you seax.

Did you ever watch Lost? That one had polar bears in it.

Topic Texas School Shooting
Posted 21 May 2018 15:31

I find it interesting that whenever there's a rape or sexual assault, people want to talk about systemic issues in our society that makes boys/men think it's okay to do these things to women. A paternalistic society where girls aren't valued, and so on.. We talk about raising boys to respect women and implore parents and teachers/schools and churches to teach their sons to not rape. Raise boys that know it's wrong to touch a girl without her permission.

Yet, whenever there's a mass shooting, it has nothing to do with society and culture. While we're discussing gun reform or whatever laws need to be in place or replaced or amended, can we also add in that parents should also raise kids that know the value of human life? Whenever that topic is brought up, it always morphs into an abortion debate. That's not what I'm talking about. Going around shooting up the place shouldn't be the go-to option for the mistreated/depressed/unhappy people in the world. I'm at the point now that I don't care if a murderer was bullied. That isn't a reason to kill people. Bullied or not, the kid is an asshole.

If every rape involved some over the counter substance that helped the rapist rape easily then yeah we would be talking about that substance. ALL mass shootings involve guns, Lafayette... It's the common denominator. Pretty stupid to not start there when there is a problem wouldn't you think?

Like if in every rape they found zzzquil or some shit in a girls system, like every rape, then yeah I think we would be talking about maybe doing something about this goddamn zzzquil. We would sound absurd going, "zzzquil doesn't rape people, people rape people".

Topic Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted 20 May 2018 10:33



but i can call you one until you hit 59, right?

I mean I guess if you like. Calling men girls or women as an insult is a whole other topic I won't start up. Thread is derailed enough.

Topic Incels: involuntary celibates, is it a real thing?
Posted 20 May 2018 10:27



Consider the phrase used by women: "Girls night out".

You have to admit that "Women's night out" or "Grandmas' night out" just don't have the same impact.











































Shut the fuck up Seax.