Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic Ideas for future competitions
Posted 26 Aug 2015 08:40


xx SF

(WHO writes PORN about WEDDINGS??? That isn't even A THING!!!)

I had planned a trilogy of stories about the devil possessing a young bride. The first part was about the devil impregnating her the night before her wedding and the second part took place the morning of the wedding and was about her confessing the night before to her priest and then the devil showing up and compelling the priest to fuck the bride in the ass. I was going to wrap up this extravaganza in part 3 with the devil showing up during the actual ceremony and possessing everyone in the church and having the bride's side of the family fuck the groom's side of the family. I was going to have the devil fuck everyone's mom as well and all the male family members and attendants gangbanging the bride by the end... With the ban on incest I found it too hard to complete that trilogy the way I originally wanted to and abandoned it at 2 parts.

Topic Ideas for future competitions
Posted 26 Aug 2015 08:32

And how about a new talent comp where Mods and previous winners can't enter. Kinda like the Jr. Tournament at Wimbledon.

You can call it the "Best of the Rest" competition. lol

Topic Denounce your faith to save your life or that of loved ones
Posted 24 Aug 2015 21:41

We are Nihilists, Lebowski. We believe in nothing. Yeah, nothing. I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck, I fuck you, lebowski!

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 23 Aug 2015 10:24

More lies, what I said was that I personally find your abuse of everyone to be despicable but your constant insults, attacks and harassment of those individuals even moreso. But, why wouldn't you once again engage in fact and truth twisting, After all it's hey to your "defense" of your unjustifiable actions in all the other areas around the site. The only thing PERVERSE in this is your enjoyment (something you made clear in that post about the guy you had blocked in) at being ABLE to cause anger, upset and needless stress...the very things those people come here to AVOID!

No truths are being twisted.

And the reason you feel that I "attack" you is because you constantly say stupid things. That's it. If you didn't say stupid things, it wouldn't happen.

The guy I had blocked in was funny to me because instead of acting like an adult he just had a temper tantrum. It was similar to your temper tantrums here, but in person. I won't talk more about that since you're too stupid to actually quote what I said. Since you can't do that it is confusing to everyone else reading this except me because I wrote it and even then I didn't realize what you were talking about right away.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 23 Aug 2015 10:02

Who in the fuck said it was?!

You did.

and another has stalked and trolled me and a few friends all over the site for several months now even routinely abusing several who posted on Sprite's "Project Semi Colon" thread

It's not the first time either. You have repeatedly used the project semicolon thread in this way. If someone gets upset you go and say how dare anyone say anything to someone who posted in the project semicolon thread. That is not what that is about. You're disgusting and you're perverting the meaning of it.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 23 Aug 2015 09:56

and, not that anyone needs defending, but you might be surprised to find that MF has been, for me, one of the most supportive people in dealing with a lot of what i've gone thru in the past 3 years. don't let his public persona fool you. we've had some pretty heavy discussions about my suicide attempt, about some other difficult stuff, and he's listened and talked me through a lot of it. so yeah, it's not a pretense and he has no reason to be ashamed.

You're ruining my online erotica brand.. I'm gonna sue.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 23 Aug 2015 09:53

I'm glad you did have that support when you needed it. I'm not and have never been an ass kisser (a fact that cost me a couple of jobs over the years) so the following comment is strictly on a personal level... you are one of the individuals on this site who, inspite of our opinions on several things being diametrically opposed that I DO greatly respect. That said, my remarks here weren't simply in reference to the "Think Tank" posts, as I'm sure you know. All too often these same things have occurred across the rest of the site. I'm fine with the "fence" erected around the Think Tank. I don't expect you to "turn on" a valued friend, regardless of my personal opinion of that individual, especially someone who has meant a great deal to you. (To me the words Semper Fidelis have ALWAYS BEEN considerably more than just a nifty sounding motto, as I'm sure you've realized by now. So, I wouldn't think of expecting less from you.) I'm only asking for reasonable restraint elsewhere for those who do avoid the Think Tank and the heated discussions that often take place here, and I don't see that as being an unreasonable request or expectation. Thanks for your time, and I'm sorry this had to be brought to you as I DO realize the difficult situation it puts you in.

Posting in the project semicolon thread isn't a get out of jail free card for being a shithead boob. It's insulting and disgusting that you would use project semicolon in that way.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 22 Aug 2015 17:04

People wearing a uniform, any uniform are not a separate race unto themselves, the vast majority of police forces are much more integrated than they were in the 40's - 60's so to believe that racism among cops has increased since then makes no sense at all.


Just because things were worse a long time ago doesn't mean things can't get even better. Societies don't just change from one day to another. You rant on about prejudice against Native Americans but by your logic you should just shut up about it because Native Americans had it way worse a long time ago. It's just a dumbass (whoops, NINE) argument. It's like when you were saying American women should stop whining about feminism and equal rights because women in other parts of the world have it worse. It's the stupidest (dang, TEN) reasoning ever.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 22 Aug 2015 15:19

I neither know nor give a rat's who you THINK you are but one thing I can clearly SEE that you're NOT is? A MOD! As that fact too escaped your notice in your NEED to insert this hate filled diatribe not having either noticed or given a damn about the FACT that I was engaged in conversation with? TWO MODS. And, I have NO doubt that IF either of them THOUGHT the another thread was needed they'd have said so. So feel entirely free to take your DEMANDS and ram 'em! It's called a DISCUSSION... you know when people with OPPOSING views DISCUSS things. Otherwise it would be labeled "For those who AGREE with this statement only!"

What prison DID you spend your time in? The assumptions you've made and your readiness to hate because of a uniform tells me you had to have spent some time in one. What was the crime you were convicted of? Or, would you rather not say?

Reading comprehension is a skill... LEARN IT. Then, when you figure out what the Hell I ACTUALLY said and not your twisted racist version of it come on back tell me everything you "know" about my life. You can't even manage to read a few simple sentences without you hate twisted little mind "filling in the blanks" with racist assumptions and utter nonsense.

Your MASTERS love chumps like you, tell me, how does it feel to be an empty headed wind up doll so fully programed that those people behind the curtain no longer HAVE to program you? Too stupid to figure that out either I'd imagine... let me make it clear. THERE IS NO MONEY TO BE MADE IN HARMONY. HATE AND DISCORD ARE PROFITABLE and fools like you too blind with hate to bother with reason are doing JUST EXACTLY what the string pulling masters behind the curtain (not Obama, Clinton, Bush or any of the other PUPPETS the REAL power brokers) want you too... like one more good little sheeple.

Lol why are you always so fired up......... You're going to have a stroke if you don't calm down.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 22 Aug 2015 15:05


Did you actually understand what he mean't though, or nah?

Topic The random thread
Posted 21 Aug 2015 10:43

Topic Is The Confederate Flag RACIST???
Posted 19 Aug 2015 20:18

Is The Confederate Flag RACIST???

I think he would know...

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 19 Aug 2015 20:07

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 19 Aug 2015 20:01

Topic Post a random fact
Posted 19 Aug 2015 19:45

Someone plagiarized one of my stories and posted it on another site and it only has one comment on it in which they laugh at the author and tell him to stop reading so much danielle steel.

Topic Adult Temper Tantrums
Posted 19 Aug 2015 13:10

I would probably laugh. I usually do when I see this kind of thing. Not too long ago some guy had a temper tantrum right in front of me. I was meeting up with a coworker in a target parking lot. We were both in trucks and we parked on either side of a small car. The trucks are big and the spots are small. We only needed to exchange some paperwork but we started talking about random shit. So as we were finishing up our conversation this guy comes out, probably about 45, and immediately starts raging about our trucks being too close to his car and he can't get in and blah blah blah. I just started laughing. He kinda looked like a twerpy jimmy kimmel. I mean I would have immediately moved but the way he was pouting and whining was just funny. He even took pictures of us and our license plates and said he was reporting us to the police. After that I purposely didn't move. I actually wished I hadn't quit smoking so I could have pulled out a cigarette. I Eventually just told him to walk away and he went back inside of target yelling back at us that he was going to get the manager.

If he wasn't such a baby about it I would have just moved my truck. But his stomping around and huffing and puffing and picture taking and cop threatening just annoyed me and made me decide I wasn't moving until he went away. It was all pretty funny.

Topic Make a new friend, with the avatar above you
Posted 19 Aug 2015 09:11

Hello weavindreams. Heard you were quite know...back there.

Topic Short Haired Beauties
Posted 18 Aug 2015 22:00

Topic Make a new friend, with the avatar above you
Posted 18 Aug 2015 11:32

hello titty

Topic Agony Aunt Olivia's Inbox
Posted 18 Aug 2015 11:27

Dear Olivia,

I showed this girl on here pictures of my dick because she promised to show me a picture of her pussy. I took all the angles she requested and even some of me cumming. I asked her again about when she will send me her pussy pics but she always changes the subject. The other day she asked me for more dick pics and said she promised to send her pussy and even her asshole this time if I sent more. I don't know what to do. I mean I really want to see her pussy but I feel that after sending her about 20 dick pics without her sending 1 back that she is just lying again. How many dick pics do you think is normal before a pussy pic is sent in return?


Topic Make a new friend, with the avatar above you
Posted 18 Aug 2015 10:54

I have done some soul searching and I want to apologize for my past internet crimes against you and start anew, Mr. Dreams.

Edit: That was for weavindreams

Hello there vjlegbabe.

Topic Which Is Your Favorite Leonardo DiCaprio Movie?
Posted 17 Aug 2015 21:23

The Departed.

Romeo + Juliet and Wolf of Wall Street I like too.

His best acting performance I think was Calvin Candy in Django Unchained though.

Topic A little note about multi-part stories.
Posted 17 Aug 2015 20:18

I'm just going to say I don't need your nicknames, & my being correct on the other part doesn't need your backing to make it so.

Calm yourself.