Forum posts made by magical_felix

Topic At least sixteen dead in Parkland FL high school shooting.
Posted 14 Feb 2018 16:24



or a hand grenade.

So like the Joker in The Dark Knight? I guess I didn't think about that.

Topic At least sixteen dead in Parkland FL high school shooting.
Posted 14 Feb 2018 16:18



Or hand grenades.

Don't be silly. I'm being serious. People wouldn't dare use their guns if they knew everyone had a gun.

Topic At least sixteen dead in Parkland FL high school shooting.
Posted 14 Feb 2018 16:15

This happened because the school is a no gun zone. If the students had guns they would have been able to stop the shooter.

Topic latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted 12 Feb 2018 21:28

Watched 3 billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri and it was better than I expected. Some of the characters are a little cartoonish but it didn’t really distract from the overall experience. It’s one of those movies that sticks with you for a few days.

Topic Do you have a dog or a cat? Both?
Posted 12 Feb 2018 21:23



Life comes at ya fast as you find yourself easing up on 40, does it, Bruno?

How many grays you pulling out of your mop every week, anymore?

Dude, remember when you were claiming that you were 40 years old.... that was the best haha

Question, what’s Bruno a reference to? Been wondering about that.

Topic Maple Syrup
Posted 12 Feb 2018 21:19

There’s a docuseries on Netflix called Dirty Money and one of the episodes is on maple syrup... those Canadians are up to all kinds of gangster shit. It’s fascinating.

Topic Red or Black Lingerie?
Posted 10 Feb 2018 01:56

It can be puke green for all I care. Ass maketh lingerie.

Topic Red or Black Lingerie?
Posted 10 Feb 2018 01:56

It can be puke green for all I care. Ass maketh ingerie.

Topic Do you have a dog or a cat? Both?
Posted 10 Feb 2018 01:52

he still tries to take my hand off if I reach to pet him.

The jokes write themselves, old fella.

Topic Do you have a dog or a cat? Both?
Posted 10 Feb 2018 01:50


I have a Yorkshire terrier. Basically a cat but with the chronic clingyness.

It probably shits in the house all willy nilly too. Small dogs are the worst of both worlds. I used to think you were the smartest. Now I just don't know anymore.

Topic Being Gay a Choice?
Posted 07 Feb 2018 19:49

I wouldn’t think so since I can’t remember a moment when I chose to like vagine so I figure it goes both ways with most people, no pun intended... but I did read wellmademale post once that a gay itch develops during a dry spell. So not sure what that means. Maybe it’s a “tough” choice for some.

Topic Do you have a dog or a cat? Both?
Posted 02 Feb 2018 01:02

Is keeping birds inside still a thing? Last time I saw that seems ages ago.

I keep my bird in a shoe box in the closet. She loves it.

Topic Should Gay Conversion Therapy for Minors be Illegal?
Posted 30 Jan 2018 01:11



I don't see it as abuse. When they get old enough to make their on decisions they can. It is the parents obligation to streer their children in the direction they think best. There are probably as many professionals that believe it is better to put them in therapy as there are that believe they should not be put in therapy. My statements support the parents making the decisions for their children. Not the government.

Brandie



What if two gay people, lesbians or gay dudes, adopted a kid... And let's say the kid is a boy and the gay parents are like, little timmy sure seems to pay attention more to the TV when there is a woman with big ass titties bouncing around on the screen... then those parents are like you know... I think this fucking little timmy is as straight as a ruler, I tell you hwhat... And they decide that they want to put Timmy in straight conversion therapy to beat those titties right out of his little straight brain. Would you still have the same position that the parents know best? Answer honestly please.

Also the government sure did make a decision on that Emo Phillips looking motherfucker in California that was chaining up his children and starving them and all that. Sometimes the government needs to step in.

Topic Do you have a dog or a cat? Both?
Posted 29 Jan 2018 22:05

I have a German shepard girl named Harley and a Senegal parrot girl named Ivy.


She’s smarter than she looks.

https://upload.lushstories.com/1569389969-72CFF50E-C5C9-4611-B164-A3501E3BB439.jpeg


Senegals are pretty hilarious all the time.

https://upload.lushstories.com/28974370-DE4C931A-472A-4217-83D2-39EBD708C0F2.jpeg

Topic Should Gay Conversion Therapy for Minors be Illegal?
Posted 29 Jan 2018 22:03

I totally misunderstood this topic. I thought it was like when gay dudes get all serious and talk about how they can turn any guy gay in like ten minutes.

Topic Did Judge Rosemarie Aquilina Cross The Line (Dr. Nassar/US Olympic trial)
Posted 29 Jan 2018 00:15



But it's not one or the other, is it?

What else is there, Goldilocks? She mentioned two situations, it's going to be one or the other by definition. Get real not ideal, dope.

Topic rub one out on the furniture
Posted 29 Jan 2018 00:08

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51K9YXWEQML._SL500_AC_SS350_.jpg

Topic Putting Black Men in the Narrative.
Posted 24 Jan 2018 21:25

One of my best friends who is black likes the Alchemist, a lot. We also talk a lot about comics. Mainly why he stupidly likes DC over Marvel. I think wordy graphic novels are a great start. Like a hook for longer written narrative. Plus anything popular that everyone’s heard of would be good too I think. Just anything fast paced and fun like ready player one, Flynn or Stephen King classics.

Topic Raw Water
Posted 23 Jan 2018 17:27

You found something worse than diamond water I think.

http://store.diamondwaterllc.com/

https://www.youtube.com/embed/54yVrA1FZRc

Topic Trump speaks at a 4th grade level
Posted 20 Jan 2018 16:05



"Big-league." It's a common colloquialism. Bigly. Jesus Christ, where the fuck do you idiots get this shit?

Nice to have you back, crybaby.

I miss your debate style.

Random poster: nudiepants was wearing a blue sweater when he stuck a gun up his ass while jizzing on a copy of guns and ammo magazine.

Nudiepants: the sweater was cyan you idiot!!!!

Lol

Topic Which are you?
Posted 15 Jan 2018 22:49



Change your name to Oedipus then I'll believe you.

*singlemother fucker

Holla

Topic What is a SLUT to you?
Posted 15 Jan 2018 22:19



Somebody who doesn’t clean their room.

This is surprisingly accurate.

Topic H&M: "Coolest monkey in the jungle"
Posted 15 Jan 2018 22:11

I'll be honest, I never saw this as racist, however I do agree it's a clear case of bad judgement.

Not surprising since you once admitted to singling out black children in your classroom as “purple”. You said you call them purple. Fucking purple.

Topic Trump speaks at a 4th grade level
Posted 15 Jan 2018 22:06



I can't disagree with your analysis based on my two samples. I get a mean count of 1.85 and 1.43 syllables respectively. It would be fun to test the upper limit of the scale by using words like scrumdidiliumptious and contrafibulations.

D x

You should... plug in that Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious song... I’m sure it will turn up the highest grade level. I’m on my phone and days away from a computer or I would myself.

Topic LIKE option on Blog
Posted 15 Jan 2018 22:03



It would be much better if you posted your suggestion here:

https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst12279_Which-improvements-or-features-would-you-like-to-see-added.aspx

Gav and Nicola both look at that thread and decide what goes onto the To Do List.

:)

If I could dislike your post, I would, John.

Topic Which are you?
Posted 15 Jan 2018 21:58

I’m a motherfucker

Topic Trump speaks at a 4th grade level
Posted 15 Jan 2018 21:29

It is pretty obvious when we listen to him talk. The amount of gibberish he spews far outweighs anything which sounds logical, thoughtful or reasoned. I bet he could fuck up a dirty joke.

It all begs the question - how did this fucking idiot (quoting Rex Tillerson here) ever manage a passing grade in any class he attended while he was at college? How did he get accepted into any college?

I used to think Sarah Palin was the dumbest person/politician I ever heard mangle sentences. I was wrong.

You need to work on being more accessible to a neutral audience. You come off as a filthy hermit, grey box PC with duct tape holding it together, old twat.

D+

Topic Trump speaks at a 4th grade level
Posted 15 Jan 2018 21:26

Actually, in communication, a lower score makes you more accessible to a wider audience. In that regard, Trump is a very effective communicator. Why would anyone want to read something that requires them to get a Ph.D. just to comprehend it? Some of the worst-written things I've read are academic theoretical texts. They'll take a fairly simple straight-forward idea, dress it up in a lot of esoteric language to make it seem more profound than it really is, and then repeat themselves ad nauseum (bonus points for metaphorically tossing around a bunch of poorly applied concepts from the quantum physics for dummies manual).

Good writing should be simple and concise (among other things).

Exactly!

Topic Trump speaks at a 4th grade level
Posted 15 Jan 2018 21:22



This is interesting. Taking two random passages from my latest story, I got two different scores.

I got a FK of 16.6 for this:

Meanwhile, in the world of politics, a journey of a different kind was taking an unexpected turn as the reservations of the Democratic Unionists over border control agreements between London and Brussels was threatening the Conservative’s flimsy majority. Following the recent by-election defeat in Essex, the arithmetic in parliament was becoming decidedly dodgy. Reassurances from the Prime Minister earlier in the year, that there would be no hard border weren’t being upheld by the recent negotiations. Risking the ire of the province with implications that could threaten the fragile power sharing agreement, elicited a statement from Arlene Foster, at a late afternoon press conference.

Though I got only 10.6 for this:

Emily made a series of short gasping breaths as the sensitivity of Abby’s touch made her shiver. Abby began to nibble Emily’s neck, her tongue circling under her ear and then leaving tiny pink marks, which faded slowly.

The fading light took any heat with it and there was a chill in the air, carried on the breeze that moved the leaves around the campus. The girls hugged for warmth, but their bodies touched with a wanton shamelessness, grinding against each other in their skimpy outfits. Emily became woozy, not from the alcohol but intoxicated by Abby’s kisses and the lustful way that she was caressing her body. Now they wanted to be somewhere warm and totally private and it was Emily who led Abby by the hand to her halls of residence.


I don't what this means, but at least I don't need to go back to school, on this small unscientific sample

bootyshake

It’s based on syllables in the words you use as far as I understand. So more syllables equals “harder to read”. Something I think isn’t something to brag about as a writer. When it comes to storytelling that is.

Topic Trump speaks at a 4th grade level
Posted 15 Jan 2018 21:19

The opening passage of Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice scores 4.5 on the Flesch-Kincaid scale.

Was Jane Austen a retard, or are readability scales just horse shit?



The latter.